Sabres vs. Bruins
by PPP on Apr 15, 2010 4:29 PM EDT
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PrintThis would be a lot better if not for the need for me to run the show over at Five For Howling last night. Well worth it though. So here are three previews from people that didn't have to slake their thirst for thrown snakes last night:
Common themes in them include that Boston can't score to save their lives. Hmmm I wonder if we know anyone that could help with that?
The Bruins are lucky that they are playing a team that also struggles to play goal or they'd be swept. They have our first rounder so they are evil but Buffalo is Buffalo. God, I don't even know what to cheer for? A meteor? The Apocalypse? I won't watch a game of this series because it is going to be sinfully boring but I predict Tyler Myers will emerge as some sort of man-god because his many mistakes will be covered by either Ryan Miller stopping or the Bruins not recognising what to do with the puck in front of the net.
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I captioned the photo in case you were worried that PPP wrote something funny.
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I fuckin hate you
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
aw, Byron Bitz!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Cornelius with the BOS in 5 vote.
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he must have photos of Ryan Millers lopsided man luggage or something for blackmail
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Haven’t voted yet.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
high-five!
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
you have photos of ryan millers lopsided man luggage?
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
no… but bruins have rask and chara, while sabres have the ghosts of numminen and afinogenov → bruins have my vote
Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.
afinigenov is a thrasher
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
ghosts
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
so is your face
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Phil Kessel is amazing.
I don’t care about this series at all.
by Leaf in Habland on Apr 15, 2010 4:42 PM EDT reply actions
Also: lots of those goals were against Ottawa. Good to see that.
by Leaf in Habland on Apr 15, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
he really hates ottawa
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
For sure, I’m going to keep that video bookmarked for every time I start getting “no first-rounder” depression.
That guy’s got another nice video, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0LRoTU8_TY
by Leaf in Habland on Apr 15, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I almost, almost took a flyer on Buffalo as a 20-1 longshot to win the Cup.
Then I remembered that Miller decided to shit the bed on the one night I needed him to play adequate, and cost me my fantasy playoff match. So fuck him.
Bruins in 7
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Win the Cup? I wouldn’t take those odds on them getting a shot in the first period.
Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.
by puckurgently on Apr 15, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
shots are overrated
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Go Bruins
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 4:50 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
LET'S GO BRUINS
CLAP
CLAP
CLAPCLAPCLAP
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 15, 2010 4:54 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Woohoo.
4-1 tonight. Goals by…. Lucic, Chara,Satan, and.. Recchi.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I have a feeling Vanek is going to go buck wild with a hat trick tonight
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions
In one game? What’s the hurry?
Too close for missiles, I'm switching to dead raccoons.
by puckurgently on Apr 15, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
How is this not green yet?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions
This series is gonna suck.
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by Clawson on Apr 15, 2010 5:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Let's see
- Ryan “Douchehat” Miller in goal
- Tuukka “Whom?” Rask in goal
- Tyler “No Saviour” Myers for Buffalo
Goddamnit, I think I’ll just watch the Yotes/Wings series.
by Marc Pilgrim on Apr 15, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Disagree
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
This series will be a goalie battle and therefore boring
by BlindSight on Apr 15, 2010 5:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
any series with the Bruins is boring.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not true. Any series with the Leafs is boring. Oh wait…
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
yeah, but the bruins play boring hockey, the leafs just suck at hockey, they cant help it
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
As long as they win, I don’t care.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions
That’s enough of that New Jersey attitude around here, mister!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
wait…fat goalie….trapping boring team….we dont need no entertainment as long as we win….GASP!
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions
What i want to know is
does Thomas like pie?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldn’t know. Common sense tells me yes, as most normal people do.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
See – Avery vs Brodeur for reference.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t get it. What am I missing?
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
LOU LAMARELLO RUNS THE BRUINS!
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions
I thought it wad Jeremy Jacobs.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s what he wants you to think
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by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m confused.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Lou wins again!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, please explain.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
the bruins mirror the devils
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah. I would be fine with that. The Devils are awesome.
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
:D
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 15, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Fuck Buffalo.
Call PETA?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Where's the thread
for the game I will watch tonight – Habs vs Caps…
Halak’s tears will taste so sweet…
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
Japer’s Rink
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by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Jassssspers
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd post the gif for that
But after last night’s bizarreness I think I’ll wait until the Caps win :)
Truculence...starting 10/1/09
is it that bizarre?
Sharks always choke when they face a hot goalie, the Coyotes had the better record and were the higher seed, and well, the Pens aren’t as good as they were last year.
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by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Lets go Bruins
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by bestbostonsports on Apr 15, 2010 6:35 PM EDT reply actions
This article is terrible. Fails to mention that tyler myers is tall.
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by fatassjackson on Apr 15, 2010 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I shall watch the Habs get steamrolled by the Caps……unless Theodore shits the bed
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Hello all.
So who is siding with The Sabres, and who is siding with the B’s?
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
the bruins have a better chance of knocking out the Sens if the sens somehow get past the pens (ottawa owns the sabres like the sabres own the leafs)
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Or for the length of time Seguin is on their team. Actually, lets just stick with eternity.
by fatassjackson on Apr 15, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t quite share your level of hate, but I think I’m cheering for Buffalo. I want Raask to become the next Raycroft.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
Sigh.
I know. But, at least for now we can say that Ryan Miller is good too.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
meteor
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by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Naturally.
But within the realm of likely options, I meant.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
there’s still a small chance of a meteor, so I’m gonna stick with that
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by Karina on Apr 15, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions
No kidding.
Seems unnatural to cheer for them, but from a Leafs’ perspective, it seems correct to wish as much ill as possible on Boston.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
doesn’t seem unnatural to cheer for the Caps though….my playoff team looks good
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I’m one of those who doesn’t choose one single playoff team. I just want some teams to lose more than others.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
Pretty set on cheering for the hawks. I’d love to see a Hawks Caps cup final.
by fatassjackson on Apr 15, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
I hear you.
I only have 3 channels myself.
If you get desperate for Caps action, you can hit cbc.ca for a stream.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
I know these teams are boring to watch.
But man is it a slow night.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
Caps game is still scoreless… Who woulda thunk it
by fatassjackson on Apr 15, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow.
A lot of our crowd is over at Japers’ Rink tonight. I’d like to see it pick up a bit around here.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
i didnt know that you had to wait a say….dammit
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Yeah.
Sorta like the ‘wait-three-days-to-buy-a-gun’ rule.
"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"
There a gun-show loophole though, and there was one going on right in the back parking lot, what are the odds?
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 15, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions
hahah ludman is a wuss
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions
Would you want to get manhandled by Milan Lucic?
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I’m afraid of being nosehandled by Lucic
by fatassjackson on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
I wouldnt punch him in the back of the head and duck away like a chicken shit
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
Don’t punch his head, he doesn’t use that.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions
aim for the nose!
its like the exaggerated weak spot on a video game boss
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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 15, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions
you shouldn’t have to aim for that nose… take a wild swing at the head, you are bound to hit the nose.
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Remember
That’s a 4 million dollar nose
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 15, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions
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