Oreskovic brings drunkulence to the Jays game.

by Chuck Diesel on Apr 15, 2010 6:27 PM EDT

This is from today's Sun:

Bottom 4th: It's a night out for the Toronto Marlies...One player, a certain hulking defenceman who played 10 games for the Leafs in 2008-09 is really on the left fielder's case, telling Jones that he is 'fat' and 'no good'. At one point he chants 'Joooneseee, Joneseee, Joneeseee Uyayayayaya'. Jones looks over and stares back. Mr Big Defenceman then suggests that Jones 'relax'.

Bottom 6th: Mr Big Defenceman staggers fom seat to seat before resuming his taunting towards Jones. he then turns around and starts yelling at someone named 'Ollie' and then someone named 'Fozie' and then someone named 'Rosie'. Apparently, he wants more beer.

Top 7th. Mr Big defenceman staggers towards the concession stands but is intercepted by security. A Toronto police officer then shows up and puts Mr. Big Defenceman in an arm lock and forcibly walks him toward the exit. Mr Big Defenceman apologizes to the cop for drinking too much. Mr Big Defenceman shakes the cop's hand about nine times and then staggers out of the Rogers Centre.

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can you blame him?

i give him props for not being noticeably drunk before the 4th inning.. maybe they were late coming to the game

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by PapaLasagna on Apr 15, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions

This guy sounds like an awesome drunk.

by The '67 Sound on Apr 15, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions

totally

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by Chuck Diesel on Apr 15, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I kind of want to drink with this guy

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by loser domi on Apr 15, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions

Dunno. Feel like I’m too old to have that sort of drinking anymore.

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by Wan Ihite on Apr 18, 2010 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions

I was at a minor league baseball game heckling the first base coach for having a mullet. For the second inning they replaced him with a guy that looked like Carl Everett.

“HEY CARL. HEY YOU LOOK LIKE CARL EVERETT. DINOSAURS ARE REAL YOU CARL EVERETT LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER.”

Some guy taps me on the shoulder and hands me a program with a name circled: Everett, C.

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by Chemmy on Apr 16, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions

HAHAHHA

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by PPP on Apr 16, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions

It was 1984...

…Tiger stadium. If I remember correctly, it was early in the season, during the 35-5 run to open the year. For some reason, Kirk Gibson was playing left field (weird, because he was usually in right). Drunk guy in front of us spends inning after inning yelling at him, “GIBBY….HEY, GIBBY!”. He won’t stop, it goes on and on like this. Finally, late in the game after what seems like hours of this, Gibson actually responds to drunk guy, he turns around and looks straight at him, as if to say, “What?”

Drunk guy stands up, spreads his arms and for the first time, yells something other than “GIBBY”. He belts out, “WHO LOVES YA?” Entire section explodes in laughter.

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by jrwendelman on Apr 17, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions

these are great stories. Moar please if anyone else has good ones.

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by Chuck Diesel on Apr 17, 2010 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Drunk guy in front of us spends inning after inning yelling at him, "GIBBY….HEY, GIBBY!". He won’t stop, it goes on and on like this.

That would ruin the game for me. I can’t stand drunks.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Apr 18, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions

Don’t hang out with PPP then, that guy won’t shut up.

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by Chemmy on Apr 18, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions

JUUUUUULIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 18, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions

Tasered in extra innings.

by not norm ullman on Apr 15, 2010 8:58 PM EDT reply actions

Haha
“Daaaaaaaaaaarrryll”

by PhilSpecter on Apr 16, 2010 1:47 AM EDT reply actions

tear drop

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 16, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions

hahahaha… relax guy

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by SydDave on Apr 16, 2010 2:46 AM EDT reply actions

That’s a man who wants to play for the big club next year. Love him.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 16, 2010 10:01 AM EDT reply actions

Maybe he can stick with the big club as a fan tutor for the suits down low? Have another doughnut?

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by buddha hat on Apr 16, 2010 11:02 AM EDT reply actions

Ah, drunkulence, how I miss (and don’t miss) thee.

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by stucky on Apr 19, 2010 9:57 AM EDT reply actions

A lesson to all you drunks...

The dude apologizes for being too drunk, shakes the cops hand, and walks himself out of the dome… Where’s the part where he gets in a fight for no reason, pukes on some 11-year-old girl, and gets thrown in the drunk tank with a shiner and a broken tooth?

Thanks Mr. Big D, for showing us how to be drunk and beligerent at a Jays game, without being a total douchebag to everyone else.

by hilleraj84 on Apr 23, 2010 9:43 AM EDT reply actions