Planes, Trains, and Various Forms of Automobiles

Volcanic ask baby. It's some serious shit.

Thursday at four in the morning, I woke up in the great city of Prague in the glorious nation of the Czech Republic. Three planes, three buses, two trains, a taxi cab, one volcano spewing volcanic ash into the atmosphere, and 21 hours later I found myself back home in Norwalk, CT.

The first thing I did when I got back? That's right, watch some playoff hockey. Then I passed out from exhaustion from having been awake for over 24 hours. All in all, it was a good day. Do you know what else is a good day? That's right, Saturday! So let me hit you up with them Saturday morning cartoons links!

An excellent look at some prospects for the Toronto Marlies this coming season [Puck Drops]

Ever wondered what the trap was or how to beat it? Well here's your answer [From the Rink]

Is it hockey related? No, but it sure is hilarious [Black Dog Hates Skunks]

Taking at look at who the hockey writers think are money this post-season [Globe and Mail]

MLHS with their comments on Shoalts' article about the possibility of Grabovski being traded this off-season [MLHS]

Brian Burke has somehow, with his commitments to Team USA at the WC, turned his focus to next season with the Leafs [NHL.com]

Toronto Mike takes a look at the new senile old guy on the block, William Houston [Toronto Mike]

Shane Doan goal face photoshop contest!!!!!!1 Keep it PG-13 people [Five for Throwing the Snake]

Don't tell me there's skill there. They won a goddamn lottery. [Globe and Mail]

Examining the remaining free agents on the Leafs [MLHS]

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