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The Re-Birth Of A Movement

The SBN megaverse is responsible for a couple of great grassroots campaigns from Throw The Snake to Japers' Free Alex. Today, I'm going to revive a movement that every hockey fan can get behind. Today, the No Habs No campaign is back! As with all good things, the revival began on Twitter:

mlse: @silversevensens Time to bring back the No Habs No campaign!

silversevensens: @mlse #nohabsno needs to come back. The hockey gods punished me for it last year; you've got nothing to lose, want to take over?

mlse: @silversevensens To me from failing hands you throw the torch. It's mine to hold it high. I accept the legacy of #nohabsno

Although Peter's a Senators fan I have to give him credit for putting this together. If you're wondering what the letters look like here's one batch of letters that was sent out. One interesting note is that the only player that replied was noted bad guy Dion Phaneuf. After a few quick e-mails the details of the transition were sorted out and they are after the jump:

Star-divide

Dear hated rivals,
 
It is with mixed feelings that I give up my beloved No Habs No! campaign, for you to continue. Although it was an enjoyable and rewarding undertaking, it was obviously frowned upon by the hockey gods, and so I offer it to representatives of a team with nothing to lose: The Toronto Maple Leafs.
 
The origin story of the No Habs No! campaign is an epic tale. It started when Montreal was taking on the Bruins, and--of course--their fans were Ole-ing. Even though it was a tie game. When Milan Lucic got the puck, my girlfriend shouted that she'd give him a dollar if he scored to shut them up. I said I'd give whoever scored a dollar, and although it took until overtime, Blake Wheeler finally came through. Every player thereafter was sent a commemorative letter to go along with a dollar in recognition of their efforts in keeping Montreal down.
 
The magic of the first part of No Habs No! was how catastrophic the Canadiens' collapse was after the campaign started--culminating in the four-game sweep at the hands of the Bruins. Heading into 2008-09, Montreal fans--obnoxious at the best of times--approached their centennial season with such self-entitlement that it seemed they expected Gary Bettman to present them with the Stanley Cup at a drawn-out opening ceremony at the first game. Watching them fail horribly seemed like sweet justice. I can only hope it's as rewarding for you.
 
There are, however, a few conditions to the transfer of No Habs No! that you have to uphold:

  1. All letters must be hand-written, and coinage taped to the letter. It's an elemental part of No Habs No!
  2. Use local currency. I suppose that, should you continue the campaign into next year, you can offer Leafs scorers actual Canadian money, instead of Canadian Tire money.
  3. Keep in mind the past contributors to No Habs No!, such as Joe Corvo, Alexander Semin, and Tomas Fleischmann, who have the opportunity to ascend to No Habs No! hero category in this series.
  4. It's our idea, of course. Keep that in mind.

So good luck. Although seeing the Capitals get knocked out in the first round would be pretty fun, too, I'd hate to see the city of Montreal go down in flames as a result--which would inevitably happen, knowing Habs fans.
 
Sincerely,
 
Peter Raaymakers
Managing Editor
Silver Seven, the Daniel Alfredsson of Ottawa Senators blogs
www.SilverSevenSens.com
 
Founder, the No Habs No! campaign
cafepress.com/nohabsno
Facebook.com/nohabsno

 Tonight is the first chance for a player to claim his prize. I hope it's Ovechkin so I can mention Vancouver.

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This is 100 percent excellent.

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by Travis Hughes on Apr 17, 2010 1:26 PM EDT reply actions  

All 29 teams uniting against the Habs. Awesome

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 17, 2010 1:32 PM EDT reply actions  

When he says that SilverSevenSens is the “Daniel Alfredsson of Ottawa Senators blogs”, does that mean he makes promises he can’t back up?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 1:47 PM EDT reply actions  

the Daniel Alfredsson of Ottawa Senators blogs

That’s a pretty mean insult, I wouldn’t say that to my worst enemy.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 17, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Figured it would seem that way to you guys. But it means we’re the best.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was great because everyone can make up their minds about what it means :)

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it just means they like to hit people from
behind.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 2:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

You joined just to use that joke?
It’s not even team specific, come on!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because tea is for sissies?
Burke has them on an all truculence diet.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet

You’re the funny guy at your office right?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s lots of us here.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Making fun of the Leafs is the favourite pastime of many fans who will do whatever it takes to avoid discussing their own team.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Apr 17, 2010 4:21 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

When was the last time the Sens won the Cup?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or beat the Leafs in a series?

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

1967 was our last Cup. Remind me what else happened in the year 19never when the Sens won the Cup?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt your old enough to even remember that

And and by 19never you mean 1903, 1904, 1905, 1906, 1909, 1910 1911, 1920, 1921, 1923, 1927

by Alexander Calloway on Apr 17, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally different franchises

That’s like some random band from Liverpool claiming the success of the Beatles as their own.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s like the Minnesota Wild claiming cups from the Dallas Stars.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was simile.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh…A simile is a kind of metaphor…

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I was splitting hairs.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would probably take too long to explain to that guy anyway…

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve got it backwards.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Apr 17, 2010 4:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, metaphor is the larger category. A metaphor is a rhetorical device that compares to things. A simile is a metaphor using like or as. Different kinds of metaphor: allegory, simile, synedoche, metonomy…

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a very good troll.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Apr 17, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Beatles didn’t have to disband after great success because nobody wanted to see them though, only to come back together years later as completely different people with the same fair-weather fans.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The same Brian Burke who won a Cup, or is this a different guy?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

The one who got the kid with one ball who scored more goals than Jason Spezza?

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

And who scored more goals than anyone else in a division that features 4 playoff teams. Without the help of those pesky talented teammates……..until Bozak showed up.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Still bitter that the sens lost the season series 4-2 to the 29th placed team.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel has 7 more goals and 2 fewer points. But you know what, after all Spezza has one fewer ball than Phil, so that’s pretty good for him, I guess.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that one, not the one that drafted daigle with the 1st

October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin

by Chuck Diesel on Apr 17, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop feeding the troll

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t that team die with the St. Louis Eagles?

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all know the best team ever was the Cleveland Barons. It’s a fact.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

CALIFORNIA GOLDEN SEALS!!!!!

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Ok, then you’re drought is 40 years longer than ours!

Brilliant manouevre.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well atleast the Sens aren't named after a leaf

Really, the Maple Leafs? Why not just name them the joints?

by Alexander Calloway on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats. Your team is named after old useless white guys.

I think that whoever drives you around is the one that gets handicapped parking access.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You have seen the Canadian Flag right?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

haha

This is like a group of cats batting around a baby mouse.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Enough said.

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Apr 17, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather miss the playoffs then be sweeped in 4 games a-la-Habs of last year.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless spezza has been traded to toronto, that doesn’t really apply

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we just go over this whole thing where Kessel scored more goals then everyone else in the division despite being on the 29th placed team devoid of any other offensive threats?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Sutter

would disagree with you there.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You’d think he’d keep his trap shut considering who the senators traded Dany Heatley for.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alexander Daigle?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats

He can join such luminaries as Brian Lee and Alex Daigle as senators first round picks

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You just used Alexei Yashin as a plus? He hated Ottawa so much he went to Long Island. Seriously, you’re embarrassing yourself.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh, what a comeback.

“I know you are but what am I?”

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

takes one to know one

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps he’s rubber and your glue?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next up: nanananananana can’t hear you!

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the Leafs have a great history of awesome first rounders...

Well, there are some good names, but most of them were traded long before they could offer Toronto very much.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

They may not succeed here but they are at least in the NHL.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a good thing? I’d rather them not succeed than have them contribute meaningfully to my opposition.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind, JFJ was our GM. Drafting NHL players is basically a miracle.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except goalies

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t the sens wan’t Kadri? Does that mean we have your first round pick from last year?

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cohen? He’s an excellent member of the tribe but I think you mean Cowen. We’ll see how happy you are with him after he’s a bust.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im happy with Kessel.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ‘h’ isn’t even close to the ‘w’ on a keyboard!

Your helmet must be on too tight.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re closer on a leapster.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

JFJ?

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s just lame
you know, it’s usually concidered as a great idea to check fatcs before saying anything

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Apr 17, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good enough to have a 4-2 record against the senators this year.

Wah, wah waahhhhh

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which one paid $14M for one season of Dany Heatley?

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither one.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh not touching that one with a ten foot pole

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one can drive a car without killing anybody?

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

too far

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey if Sens fans are going to lionize the guy, they should at least fess up to the fact that he’s at the very least an irresponsible human being, at most a dangerous drunk.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would agree with an irresponsible person. But the fact that he’s going to live the rest of his life knowing what he did and how it affected the people around him and that his close friend is no longer around is enough.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be frank, I know some people in Atlanta, and that guy does not give two shits about what happened.

Let’s move on anyway. Banned that guy for obscene levels of stupidity.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for that, I really need to work on my term paper… this was getting distracting…

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

I am trying to mark Grade 9 ecozone posters dammit!.
Some stupid kids used glitter which is going to get all over my apartment, it will be reflected in their grade.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never found one-liners that funny. Back to exam studying.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if Crooklyn were Dany Heatley, I wouldn’t bring it up. But he’s not.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s an asshole. Straightforward enough for you? We can agree on hating Heatley, if nothing else.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Deal

Let’s ignore Heatley and enjoy him choking in SJ

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I disagee. He’s open season. he did what he did if you find that offensive, don’t kill anyone. He sure as hell doesn’t seem very remorseful.

October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin

by Chuck Diesel on Apr 17, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Takes one to know one.

BAM!

That just happened.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Using Toskala as an insult to fans of a team who constantly make fun of Toskala isn’t much of an insult.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

To give him credit, he hasn’t used Laffs this entire time.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even smart enough to think that one up.

This is like an Orr-Carkner fight except there are no linesmen to save him.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s a Habs fan, mispronounciation, francphone thing.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does it feel to have no better things to do on saturday than trolling on site of a team you clearly hate and making yourself look like a twat?

i mean, there are many teams i dislike but i prefer not to waste my time by making an ass of myself on their fan sites

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What else would he do? He’s a Sens fan, he has no friends.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry?

i’m quite sure i’m not trolling on a site of a team i hate. or can’t you understand what that means?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

Oh man, worst use of “I know you are but what am I?”

Seriously though, congratulations on being so integrated into society in spite of your mental deficiencies that you can use a laptop.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. You senators fans change teams with the ease of your mothers changing bedmates.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Well done, good analogy with the Cat and Mouse.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mocking ‘I know what you are’ only to pull out ‘your momma’ comments?

Pot, meet kettle.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s called being ironical.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attagirl

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boom!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 17, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do the cigarette machine joke next!

It’s like flashback friday but it’s saturday and with bad jokes.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like the tea cup one best.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I know that one.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?

A cigarette machine has Players!

That one’s old, though… I don’t even remember the last time I saw a cigarette machine.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That joke is so old I think it has been used on every single professional sports team that has ever existed.

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by CoolJ90 on Apr 17, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s so old Chris Chelios thinks it’s played out

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he throws things at the Scott Niedermeyer of Anaheim Ducks Blogs?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well played.
Solid idea though, seriously.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So if phaneuf becomes the leafs captain what can silver seven say?

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 1:53 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I like this a lot.

How do we feel about the hockey gods aspect of this? Sure, it’s fine for the playoffs, but what happens next year? Do we take Phaneuf’s participation as a sign that this is in fact a project that might be hockey-god approved?

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 2:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck the Habs.

There’s your sign right there.

Resident Capologist

by clrkaitken on Apr 17, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good. Also, the Sens fans probably mistook their own team sucking for hockey god vengeance.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Props to them for the idea though.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about we send a Toonie to anyone who scores to take the Sens down?

by not norm ullman on Apr 17, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, I don’t know about that inflation. Would probably not be cool to turn their idea around on them. We can think of something better.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This is for the Habs. We don’t have to worry about a No Sens No campaign because Secret Agent Bryan Murray will take care of it.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rules? Rules!!! No rules in a knife fight!

by not norm ullman on Apr 17, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s not a knife, that’s a spoon.

by ShahofToronto on Apr 17, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see you’ve played knifey-spoony before!

If my nose was full of nickels I would blow it all on you.

by Kenjamin on Apr 18, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could understand your confusion; you must be so used to sucking you assume it’s a permanent state of being, instead of an unfortunate series of events. One year out of the playoffs in the last 13, though, seems more like the exception rather than the rule.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

You played an 89 game season with no success and now we’re playing an 82 game season. It’s splitting hairs. Making the playoffs isn’t success as we’re so often reminded.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather miss the playoffs than be swept in 4 games.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree with this statement, at least our players get some rounds in before the golf courses get packed.

by Shield on Apr 17, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on the year. This year I would have been ok with them getting some experience.

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well the team was blown up for a reason. I’m just glad the majority of JFJ is now gone from the team.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's tough

I mean it’s awesome to make fun of Habs fans for getting swept, but making the playoffs is a decent barometer for team success. Although, in the case of Columbus it can ruin dreams forever, dammit Rick Nash.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know we are just throwing around playful insults, but...

Are we allowed to go back 13 years then? Who has the better record in that particular period? Or what about since 1993? Leafs have the best record of any Canadian team since then. I’m happy to acknowledge that the Leafs finished below Ottawa in the standings this year and did not make the playoffs. Can’t really argue that. We did win the season series though, go figure. If you want to pick arbitrary starting points and measure bits and pieces, that’s fine, you can have those, but in terms of overall history and tradition, Leafs win, hands down.

I think from the lockout to now is a fair section to analyse, and no, we don’t do so well there. But in terms of what I’d rather be, what fan base is stronger and more likely to see success in the near future, and what team has the best history, Leafs win.

There’s a difference between hating Brian Burke (and he is definitely hateable) and having an objective view on what he can do as a manager. He knows what he’s doing. Please, bash the Leafs management in the JFJ era. You will get no argument from me. But get your licks in now because we’ll be back.

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 17, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always wonder what would happen to the Yankees or Red Sox if all of a sudden a salary cap was implemented.

Anyways, I think its fruitless arguing with any other teams die hard fans because you won’t sway them. In most cases (though maybe not very common with the senators) the people have been cheering those teams since they even knew they were watching hockey. If were going to argue at least I think we should argue in a mannered way (Like you just did) instead of just throwing stupid, nonsensical one liners.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

or if they had a GM with an IQ of JFJ? remember, he had cash, but he never spent it correctly (see: Blake, Jason, McCabe, Bryan). Imagine if the Yankees had JFJ there? They’d have Estaban Yan signed to 1000 years $10000000000000000000 dollar contract and bankrupt themselves

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 17, 2010 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah you’re right. I blame JFJ and MLSE’s tampering during that period for our current state. If only MLSE had fired JFJ instead of Quinn after that first terrible season.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

you can’t blame a team for being rich. Half of the bitter baseball fans don’t watch hockey and have never seen idiots like JFJ or Mike Milbury in action and would never know if the Steinbrenners or the guys who own the Red Sox had hired morons.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Apr 17, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

But get your licks in now because we’ll be back.

And we’ll be stomping on you on our way back up

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got off to a good start with that this year.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you stomped us on your way further down.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 17, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to the stomping part but sure.

by BlindSight on Apr 17, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve done both!

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by PPP on Apr 17, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially now with Phil ’Sens Killer" Kessel

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 17, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the optimism

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by kashman07 on Apr 17, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhwwww, i missed the troll

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 17, 2010 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m an expert at feeding the trolls though
you guys did pretty good

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 17, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was fun, I think/hope I am improving at troll feeding.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Apr 17, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trolls just piss me off

I’m glad I missed him, personally. I would have spent three hours telling him obvious things instead of studying…which I really should be doing :P

I'm thinking that when the Leafs win the Cup, I'll lose my drinking problem.

by leafsfan4life94 on Apr 17, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You shouldn’t feed it.

But apparently we always do.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 17, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Habs.

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by bestbostonsports on Apr 17, 2010 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet you love the pawtucket sox and McCoy stadium though.

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by Chuck Diesel on Apr 17, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the Pawsox. How did you know?
They lost today :(
Stupid Redwings…..

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by bestbostonsports on Apr 17, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been to McCoy stadium. My parents used to live in Mansfield

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by Chuck Diesel on Apr 17, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty sweet. I’m hoping to go to McCoy this year.

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by bestbostonsports on Apr 18, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can stay.

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by article1 on Apr 17, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!!!1

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by article1 on Apr 17, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I loved this campaign last time. Loved. It. Especially since the Bruins dominated them.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 18, 2010 2:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Also regarding the troll, any senators fan talking smack about draft picks doesn’t know about the success of their own draftees.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 18, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep, how many players drafted by the snes have won a cup? Answer: 0

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 19, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol Hossa

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 19, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

This isn’t an insult, given that it was our blog that discovered and publicized it. It’s not news to us.

by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 19, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good

I like that kind of writing. Like how we discovered and reported that our team was run by a dummy before Burke :(

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by PPP on Apr 19, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

really….? i swear i had heard about that before i ever even went to a hockey blog

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 19, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Writing it as we speak!

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by PPP on Apr 19, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

A revival of the No Habs No movement is alright by me.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Apr 19, 2010 11:26 AM EDT reply actions  

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