No Habs No! - Jason Chimera

by PPP on Apr 25, 2010 11:01 AM EDT in No Habs No

Jason Chimera's had a tough career. He played a bunch of seasons pre-lockout with the Edmonton Oilers only to end up in Columbus after the lockout and missed the Oilers' run to game seven of the Stanley Cup Final. That's without even getting into the fact that Columbus, Ohio is a terrible place to live filled with some of the worst humans parading as sports fans in the US. He potted the fourth goal in Washington's 6-3 win which led Carey Price to throw his first hissy fit of the game.

Anyway, this one is a bit different from the other two mostly because there's no attempt at tampering. Chimera is 32 and has quesitonable sex with teenagers. No wait, that was Mark Chmura. Whatever, he's too old for the Leafs.

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by BlindSight on Apr 25, 2010 11:24 AM EDT via mobile reply actions

Wait

Why are we pissing on Columbus’ fans exactly?

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by Pamplemousse on Apr 25, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions

Rick. Nash.

by Shield on Apr 25, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions

because Columbus sucks. I hate that place, and I’m so glad I never ever have to go back.

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by RedBirdie on Apr 25, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions

Not the Blue Jackets fans. Columbus Crew and OSU fans. There’s overlap though.

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by PPP on Apr 25, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Every time I hear “The Ohio State University” I want to smack someone.

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Apr 25, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions

you’re doing it wrong. it’s “THE Ohio State University.” God forbid you forget that.

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by RedBirdie on Apr 26, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions

Duly noted. I figured I was missing something, this was it.

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by Pamplemousse on Apr 25, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions

From a Caps fan who just joined...

…after hearing of PPP’s sterling reputation. Thanks for bringing attention to The Beast who truly does feel his liberation from Columbus and Edmonton. Hopefully we can get the job done on Monday night.

erskine has scored...now i can die in peace

by souldrummer on Apr 25, 2010 12:11 PM EDT reply actions

I can’t tell if the “sterling reputation” was sarcastic or not but nevertheless thanks for joining! I hope you guys get the job done on Monday too.

by BlindSight on Apr 25, 2010 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Never sarcastic

I am currently scouring the Interwebs for some trail of the real Alex Semin because a Semin goal is key if we’re to finish the job.

erskine has scored...now i can die in peace

by souldrummer on Apr 26, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions

Never sarcastic

you’re doing it wrong!

by Natty Bumppo on Apr 26, 2010 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions

Game Winning Goal Pool

At work, I won it, thanks to Jason Chimera.

I should send him one of the $34 I won.

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by Archimedies on Apr 25, 2010 12:44 PM EDT reply actions

Chimera would make a nice Leaf if he weren't already a Cap

because he’s really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really fast so you can ignore those hands that can’t shoot into an open net.

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by red army line on Apr 25, 2010 3:07 PM EDT reply actions

Didn’t we just get rid of Jason Blake? :S

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Apr 25, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Hamster goes round and round and round…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 25, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions

eating popcorn on a piano

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 25, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Continuity!

by red army line on Apr 26, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions

nah, we’re good

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 25, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Pass.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 25, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Sounds like Chad Kilger.

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by PPP on Apr 25, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions

One season Chad Kilger led the Leafs in even-strength goals.

by handknit on Apr 25, 2010 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions

dude had an absolute BOMB of a shot

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 25, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions

Yeah

And he should have had 50.

Poor guy.

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by PPP on Apr 25, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions

A better analogy would be Tod Krygier with size. Both of these guys are fast skaters, good checkers, have some hockey smarts, great work ethic, get under the skin of opponents, and have hands made of lead.

Still, players willing to put in the effort and have some speed can be of help. You just wish they wouldn’t get so many breakaways….

Let's go Caps!

by MikeL-Pivonka on Apr 26, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions

Awesome

Also, good form asking him an open-ended question. I always tried to encourage them to write me letters back. No one did, although Dion Phaneuf did send me his autograph.

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by Peter Raaymakers on Apr 29, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions