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Playoffs Suck

WASHINGTON - APRIL 28:  Jaroslav Halak #41 of the Montreal Canadiens shakes hands with Alex Ovechkin #8 of the Washington Capitals following the Canadiens 2-1 win in Game Seven of the Eastern Conference Quarterfinals during the 2010 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs at the Verizon Center on April 28, 2010 in Washington, DC.  (Photo by Bruce Bennett/Getty Images)

I honestly cannot remember the playoffs being this sucky in a long time.  I am so frustrated by the teams this year, I have noone left to cheer for.  I am still in shock that the Capitals blew it against the Habs last night - WTF Mike Green?  Boudreau - why was Carlson on the ice with Green when Moore scored?  Dominic Moore scored the GWG?  CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT END?
Anyways, I don't know what to do with myself.  I hate the Habs, Flyers, Wings, Canucks, Black Hawks, and I don't really want to cheer for Pittsburgh, they have enough bandwagonners already.  The Sharks will inevitably choke soon (probably against Detroit).  The Bruins may win on the back of a Maple Leafs draft pick, and then add our #2 overall pick to it this summer.  Can we just have another lock out year where the Cup isn't awarded?  Seriously.  I need to move to, like, China or Australia where I can more easily ignore playoff hockey until it's over.
In the meantime - does anyone wanna start a "When will Bruce Boudreau be fired" pool?  I've got a week after the cup is awarded.

Also, if anyone has a lead on where to find a habs car flag in Vancouver, drop me a line.
Links after the jump.

Star-divide

Contract Details for Scrivens, Rynnas
MLHS has an interesting link for us to keep in mind, with the contract breakdowns for our two new goalies.

Free agent pairings – John Mitchell and SRV.. I mean, MVR
maple stir-up would like a couple of current Leafs to be cut loose this summer.

Hockey is War
Vintage Leafs' new photos start out awesome with this one of Ian Turnbull.

Fallen Leafs
Our own puckurgently had a traumatic night last night.

Teen goalie wins title with 4 broken ribs, punctured lung
This kid seems like the embodiment of a Brian Burke player. And hey, we could use another goalie, couldn't we?

Seguin tops Hall for OHL's top award
I'm wondering if this tips the Oilers' choice towards Seguin. I just have a feeling that we'll see Hall in a Bruins jersey on draft day. But hey, Kadri came in 3rd!

2010 Stanley Cup Playoffs Semifinals Schedule
2nd Round schedule in case any of you wanted to plan your social lives around hockey.

A Trip to the Western Conference Semifinals Aquarium
Earl Sleek at Battle of California has a brilliant cartoon summarizing the Western conference teams who've advanced to the second round.

An Abrupt End
A great summary from Off Wing Opinion, a blog I used to visit daily but for some reason had forgotten about, on the Capital's first round loss.

Top 10 Secondary Players in Round 1
The Hockey Writer's takes a look at who've been the best supporting players through the first round of the playoffs. I'm a fan of #3.

Statistical Underachievers
Hockey Centric looks at the top ten players whose stats weren't where they were expected to be this past season. Sure, we have an entry at #9, but at least we didn't choose the guy at #3 over him.

Bruins to unveil Bobby Orr statue outside TD Garden
I think the Bruins are trying to compete with our Wendel Park campaign.

Ex-Leaf Dominic Moore: It’s better to be lucky- and good
Vintage Leaf Memories on Dominic Moore and the Captial's loss last night.

End of the road
Wrap Around Curl had a big day. I feel like we need to support her in making the obviously difficult decision to cancel her Chiefs season tickets.

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Dominic Moore made trading a 2nd round pick for him look like sheer brilliance last night.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 29, 2010 7:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup

Aided ably by Mike Green.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow I adn’t thought about Boston the way you described it. If they somehow win the cup the Toronto sports pages will be nothing but the columnists writing “LOL” for 3 pages.

I agree about Pittsburgh, and do you really want to be associated with their fans?

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 7:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Dogma

It is your solemn sworn duty as a Leafs fan to root for the team playing the Habs, unless that team is the Senators, in which case you root for a meteor to hit the arena.

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by jrwendelman on Apr 29, 2010 8:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gooooooooooo Apocalypse!

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Moore is a good player. I’m happy for him. What I want to know is when did Hall Gill turn into Anton Volchenkov?

by Leaf in Habland on Apr 29, 2010 7:48 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I may hav emocked him as a player, and then shuddered when he was able to add “Stanley Cup Winner” in front of his name, but damn. that man can grow a playoff beard.

He may even out do Scott Neidermayer and his Red Green beard from 2007.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 7:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hal Gill was good when he was here.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

former member of the Hal Glll fan club agrees

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

i keep telling people that Gill always played like this, the leafs just werent up to snuff when he was here and that wasnt his fault

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Gill had a mean streak, he would have been a fan favourite

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

for sure

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

love Hall Gill.
Hate that he’s a Hab.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

my hal gill love is in suspended animation until he is free

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s from my home state, played for my team, and is cousins with an acquaintance/colleague for the last 10 years.

He’s also as big as a tree and skates like one too.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

mostly it’s just fun to chant “Hal Gill Sucks”

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hal Gill, tall as a tree
Brian Gionta not a bumble bee

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

So

The Ovie vs Crosby debate’s officially over.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:12 AM EDT reply actions  

and

good grief is Boudreau the worst coach or the worstest coach?

He just stood there for the entire series with his mouth open going “zomg they keep blocking our shots what do I do?”. I have never seen a defence melt so quickly when faced with a lone Scott Gomez skate into their zone… hey we got two blue liners covering Gomez who’s crossing into our zone by himself, let’s collapse all the way back to our goal crease!

WTF.

Seriously, Boudreau, absolutely terrible…

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Green is fucking useless in the playoffs

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Green was atrocious last night

sweet jeebus they were all atrocious last night

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

i really can’t understand why the Caps tried to match the Canadiens in speed? The Habs are faster, but they’re also a lot smaller team then Washington… I barely saw the Caps exert their physical superiority last night… they were perfectly willing to let the Habs skate in circles around them while they tried to keep up…

As bad as a bunch of the Caps players were like Ovie, Semin and Green… I think unbelievably poor coaching was the main culprit

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup, no change in offensive tactics, terrible defensive coaching…ugh

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 8:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boudreau’s solution to the Habs shot-blocking is to have his players shoot quickly before anyone, including his own players, could get in position in front of Halak to block or screen any shots… at that point Halak just lol’d

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it would have gone better if they went the new jersey route to shot blocking.

aim for the face.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

they should’ve crashed the net more, ante up the pressure on Halak… they finally tried doing that a couple of times last night but it was too little too late… although the Cap’s lone goal came from them crashing the net

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone who nominates Mike Green for the norris ever again doesn’t actually watch him play.

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by Ubiquitous on Apr 29, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

but, but, but…… stats :(

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

His stats blow too.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, his advanced stats blow

BIG difference

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by leafer1984 on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

exactly, to the casual fan, all those points and such look fancy. They aren’t everything, but most fans don’t know that.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

if he wins the norris trophy it will be terrible

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by Lancers25 on Apr 29, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I floated the idea of canning Boudreau a week and a half ago on the podcast.

I feel like a genius today.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

you and RJ Umburger should have a tea party

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

#ThrowtheBruce

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I read RJ Umberger’s comments I didn’t disagree with him.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

tea parties rule
they have scones

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Tea Party does rule.

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by leafer1984 on Apr 29, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just not the current American version with illiterate racist signs. Sullying a very very good name.

Mmmm, tea.

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by Wan Ihite on Apr 29, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the second time this week the word “genius” has been used in reference to Chemmy.

I am scared, because it may be true.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhh, don’t tell him that!!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

After Ovie’s Olympic and Playoff performances, I hope he plays for Russia at the worlds too. Go Canada Go!

Canada is a nation of 35 million general managers.

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Apr 29, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

i hope he dont play in the worlds

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by Lancers25 on Apr 29, 2010 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

in the Ovie vs. Crosby debate, While Crosby won a gold medal he only scored 1 goal the entire olympics… Ovie didn’t have the supporting cast to get him the chance to pot a final game tie breaker. Remove sid and alex from the equation, and who would pick the rest of Russia’s team as the better supporting cast than the rest of Canada’s team?

This playoff choke though… yeah, not so good.

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by Wan Ihite on Apr 29, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!

As I posted earlier I want to see ovechkin fail. Just so I can end the crosby vs ovie debate. And so it happened now I can go back to hating habs.

by hockeyphreak on Apr 29, 2010 8:20 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Yea I need English lessons :|

by hockeyphreak on Apr 29, 2010 8:21 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

It doesn’t matter, even if Washington won last night, Crosby would destroy Ovechkin in the next round, the debate would’ve been settled either way

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re gonna fail, at least make it funny… after all the “oh, they’re gonna slaughter habs” and “halak has shaky hands” there’s something really comedic about this – even though I wished a slighly different outcome

i’m curious to see who’s the nect coach

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 8:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Halak was GOOD

and in a few instance he was very good, but by no means has he been amazing, legendary, incredible or “absolutely-Roy-like”

The shots on goal don’t mean squat when the majority of them were unobstructed and from the point because that was Boudreau’s solution to the Habs shot blocking, I think they finally tried crashing the net on a few occasions last night but not nearly enough to shake Halak up, and the lone goal they scored last night? came from crashing the net…

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by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

I thought I was watching the Russian olympic team playing last night, no defence whatsoever and an offence that can’t do dick all if you don’t give them any room to play… just like Team Russia… the Habs coaching staff had them figured out

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

owwww… now i’m sad :(

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it was kinda funny. Washington looked pathetic… What did I tell you about Eurotrash?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

god i hate that term so much

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, it’s pretty rude.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m Portuguese and get called Eurotrash all the time (the hair). It really doesn’ t bother me. Excuse my use. If others are offended I will stop.

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember, this is the interwebs

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eurot*&$* is a TV show that ran for 15 years in the UK.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldn’t care if i was callled that but when used in hockey it means no good. especially since the “eurotrash” can’t be blamed for the coaching and green’s inability to play defense

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. First and foremost, the coach is to blame. I’d say Semin and Flesh not scoring any goals in the series part of it too, but it’s a team sport.

(seriously though, is it “pretty rude” ?)

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Semin 0G 1A
Green 0G 3A

Total cap hit $11.25M

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somethings money can’t buy for everything else there’s MasterCard ;)

by hockeyphreak on Apr 29, 2010 1:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I was just worried that you’d offend sleza, our resident awesome European.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

She is awesome, and I’ve enjoyed our brief discussions. I was being a bit facetious, because I used the term before. Sorry’s all around

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

/internet hug!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

i like this conversation of me being awesome :P makes the day better

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

No problem, here’s another

You’re Awesome!

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

to me it just sounds like mocking to european hockey… i’m maybe too sensitive about it

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah no worries. I really got nothing against European hockey (or Rink hockey – see Portuguese national team)

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Green was left alone on that Moore goal. 2 Habs forecheckers and Green is the only guy back, while the other 4 Caps wait up ice.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Carlson just stood there, and the caps forward who should have been back checking moore was about 20 feet behind the play

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, no idea how to play defenisve hockey in their own end

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

that Caps forward

came FLYING in at the end, while Carlson coasted with his stick up around his waste.
Yeah, Carlson, American Hero.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yah, but the Caps forward was caught waaaaay too deep on a broken offensive rush
let alone Ovie who just floated by the habs blue line and watched the whole thing

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

true

the whole team failed on that goal.
Pathetic.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was wondering what the hell Carlson was doing on that play. It’s like he had no idea the play could possibly unfold as it did.

That, incidentally, is the only play of that game where Green wasn’t a complete waste of oxygen. He has to be the most overhyped player in the game right now. Good offensively in the regular season, but terrible in the playoffs, and defensively atrocious all the time.

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by stucky on Apr 29, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm, Green had position on his man but then pulled a Mike Green and completely fucked up what should have been an easy defensive play.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Box the forward out, slap the puck away, crisis averted.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummm, yes he did fuck up an easy defensive play. But that’s why you play as a 5 man unit. If someone fucks up, there is support.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

tl;dr Mike Green sucks

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plug your ears, and ignore the truth!

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

the truth is that mike green sucks

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

That whole team can’t play Defensive hockey. They look lost in their end

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t help that Mike Green sucks

Boo hoo!

by Chris Stoikoff on Apr 29, 2010 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

That is true. And there is always shared blame on a goal but the vast vast majority of the problem starts with Green not doing his job.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, there should have been coverage, but thats not a great excuse for green totally fucking his team with a terrible defensive play

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not excusing him. The whole team, the system they play is flawed

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm, Green had position on his man but then pulled a Mike Green and completely fucked up what should have been an easy defensive play.

According to Pierre Maguire, that play was all about the hit Lapierre laid on Green…I’ve seen the replay at least 6 times and still haven’t been lucky enough to spot the hit.

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by mf37 on Apr 29, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that too, Maguire is in on Habsmania

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by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did actually acknowledge PK Subban made a bad play once last night.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never even noticed Subban during play last night
the only time i did was when they focused on him during stopages

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He Spezza’d a pass on the powerplay that almost led to a 3 on1 shorthanded rush for the Caps. I dont think he saw the ice again.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i wandered away from the tv for a good 15 mins, that probably happened then

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre lives in Montreal, BTW

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 29, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green still overcommitted there. If you’re a Norris nominee you don’t take the easy play and hope your rookie partner does the rest.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Even still, Green could have, you know, played the puck instead of going for a useless hit.

But yes, John Carlson, American Hero, might have been better served playing the role of John Carlson, diligent defenceman.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

also agree.

And it’s not like half of the teams remaining don’t feature major euro components.

by Robot Godzilla on Apr 29, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

wings!

/feels dirty

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not happy the Habs won, but...

I think it’s hilarious that about 75% of the people of at Jasper’s place want to dump Mike Green.

Wait, he’s good enough to be on Team Canada, but now he’s not a pressure performer and you want to trade him?

LOVE IT.

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:42 AM EDT reply actions  

He’s useless. Just because he made Team Canada does not necessarily mean he’s good… he just got hot at the right time to get noticed.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

um, he didn’t make team canada

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

wait…what team Canada did he make?

I guess he could play at the worlds this year.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah wait

he didn’t make the olympic team, he was in the world championship last year but that doesn’t necessarily mean anything

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

round the time of the Olympic picks, there was much debate round SBN about who should not have been left off, they were all “green should be there he is better than everyone he isnt a defensive liability, he doesnt fold under pressure rah rah rah”

needless to say, most round here didnt agree

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

now it’s “Mike Green SUCKS. His defense SUCKS. He’s an IDIOT.”

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

so?

he did suck and his defensive play was a joke these playoffs, these statements are substantiated by facts

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

facts shmacts. anyone can make up facts.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

well yes, its just the turn from ZOMG GREEN BEST EVAR to crashing realism that we have known all along is kinda funny

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is. Maybe they want Kaberle now?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

meh

I never thought he was good

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s one dimensional good aka regular season offensive defenseman good.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

bingo.

he’s one dimensional. the best playoff performers are usually guys who play two way hockey.

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s getting the Bryan McCabe treatment – Washington style

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, McCabe actually showed up in the playoffs

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Larry Murphy, whilst in Toronto treatment?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

No playoffs.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry. There was a big argument back in December that he should have made the olympic team over doughty or boyle

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

HE’S A DIVOT!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike Green over Drew Doughty hahahahahahaha

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

DREW DOUGHTY

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d take a Dan Boyle own goal over a Mike Green no defense any day

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drew “About to win his first of many Norris Trophies at the age of 20” Doughty

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

He shouldn’t, Duncan Keith played more minutes, harder minutes, scored more and has better advanced stats.

It’s Keith’s trophy if there’s justice in this world.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree

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by leafer1984 on Apr 29, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

3rdededed
Doughty will get his Norris, just not this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

then his second, third, fourth…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 29, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keith had a superhuman first half and a better than average second half. If he hadn’t had the trouble with his skates (so he says) post January, there wouldn’t even be a discussion.

by birky on Apr 29, 2010 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

his skates? Did they work to rule or something?

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed 100%

although that appears to be the minority opinion around here. Keith by any metric you want to use had a better season at all ends of the ice. He’s a better dman at 24, today, than Doughty is, at 20, right now.

Potential don’t enter into it. Duncan Keith was the best Dman in the NHL this year.

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by pevans on Apr 29, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, Green is a distant third though

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

post game anger will subside in dc.

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by Lancers25 on Apr 29, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the worst part:

Ovie tried to get the team to stay out on the ice to give a salute to the fans, and only 9 of them stayed.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Apr 29, 2010 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s a leader right there.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Those are the things best planned before the game.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

those are also things

that you do when you KNOW its the last game of the season, so it wouldn’t be good to plan that

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by pevans on Apr 29, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good to see

PHX stayed out and WSH should have done the same.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

WSH

is pathetic. What a joke.

BS

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by birky on Apr 29, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Supposedly Mike Knuble’s post game interview is the stuff of legend.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 8:59 AM EDT reply actions  

now I need to see this

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the gentle touch the reporter gives him at the end. it shows he cares.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

it feels like a funeral

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Apr 29, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

RIP caps season

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by Buds'n'Syrup on Apr 29, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

not as awesome as advertised.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

might be the wrong one, but I’ll see if I can get it, supposedly he was stuttering and stammering for like 30 seconds.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the only solace i have left in these playoffs now that everyone i liked was eliminated is focusing all my hate on making sure that the red wings and penguins don’t play in the cup finals again.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

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by Ubiquitous on Apr 29, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I would like to live under a rock for the next couple of months

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

let’s move to China TOGETHER

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is a terrifying thought

I am shock and appalled that you would even suggest it

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

you have the contacts I need.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only contacts I have are the ones that are unsanctioned by the communist regime

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

say hi to my sister if you do!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

1. Root against the division. Go Flyers, go Penguins.
2. Root against Detroit.
3, Root against the Canucks.

Then if the conference finals are Pittsburgh – Philly and San Jose – Chicago we can all cheer for Pittsburgh to repeat since the Crosby media fellatio couldn’t get any worse.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I switch 2 and 3 around

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed, only because I have some Detroit guys in my playoff pool

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

pittsburgh has the chance to eliminate ottawa and the habs in the same playoff. if they do, how can we not cheer for them?

i honestly think we’re going to see an pens-wings final for the 3rd year in a row. that or pens-san jose is the only outcome that doesnt make me angry.

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

plus

don’t cheer for Pittsburgh, cheer for Poni!

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

and Crosby

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been terrible for them. Bet they wish they hadn’t made that trade.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea, poni has had 0 chemistry with malkin

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

great news

maybe we can have him back for reasonable money as a UFA and pocket Caputi for our troubles.

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by pevans on Apr 29, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally forgot about the poni factor. go poni!

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

How could you forget about the Pittsburgh Penguins “Get a Former Leaf a Cup” Scholarship Program

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder who next year’s recipient will be? Finger, hopefully.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Apr 29, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

because now that washington is gone Pittsburgh has the crown for worst bandwagon fans.

by elseldo on Apr 29, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chicago would like a word with you

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but they dont act all entitled or anything….yet

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good point.

I can get behind a Pitt-San Jose final. Not Pitt-Wings again. 3 times in a row is too much. Plus, fuck the Red Wings. I hate them so much.

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by stucky on Apr 29, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

f8ck the stupid f8cking habs.

but seriously – hahahahahahahaha washington! one of the biggest chokes i’ve ever seen. what a tremendous tremendous burn.

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 9:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I still dont understand how the habs managed to win this series considering they barley left the front of their own net…… the last two games Washington had 160 shots that were either on net or blocked, Montreal had 60 shots on net/blocked.

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 9:35 AM EDT reply actions  

If Blake, Stempniak, Stajan and company were faster, they’d be the Caps the last two games.

Permiter shots, right into the logo, no net presence. Laughably disgraceful.

Remember the fake Kaberle for Semin trade yesterday? I think I’d pass now. Semin is the new Kovalev.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

aka the Jason Blake school of shooting.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d still take it, because honestly, I dont see the Leafs getting half the player that Semin is for Kaberle

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You see Matt, Washington, as a whole, is a team with mediocre goal tending and terrible defense. They are 1-dimensional on offense which involves “shooting the puck alot” without creating any traffic in front of the net. Of the top 5 teams in Shots per game this year (CHI, DET, WSH, PIT, TOR), all but WSH and TOR have guys that go to the dirty areas around the crease and screen the goalie big time on shots. Also of note, CHI, DET, and PHI have moved on to the 2nd round on the back of these so called “dirty goals” which is how you score in the playoffs.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. And the only goal the Caps managed to score last night was a “dirty goal”… which just drives the point home.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Washington looked like a team with no Plan B the last two games.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, they had no plan A.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plan A was “get it to Ovi and see what happens”

When that failed, they were boned.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 29, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plan A, flawed as it was, was “We have Alex Ovechkin, Nick Backstrom, Alex Semin, and Mike Green. We’re going to outscore you.”

Halak said : “O RLY?”

Washington had nothing else.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

The part that surprised me the most was how opportunistic the habs offence was, it was practically non existant the last 3 games yet every chance they got, they buried

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

i still say that OV goal should have counted as well, 9 time sout of 10 they dont call that goalie interference

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Halak’s confidence just exploded into epic proportions after Game 6 and the Caps did absolutely nothing to challenge or even ding that confidence in Game 7.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. Just complete arrogance on the part of the Caps’ players and coaching staff.

They came into Game 7 basically saying, there’s no way he does that again.

After the first period it was patently clear he WAS in fact doing it again, and they were fucked.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then they tried doing it again in the 2nd and nearly all of the 3rd.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

No adjustments by the coaching staff. Montreal turned the series into a grind and capitalized on turnovers.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t get over the fact that Jacques Martin outcoached someone.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would hardly qualify what Boudreau did as “coaching”.

I mean, its not hard to win a race when your opponent doesn’t even move from the starting line.

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

they said last night that that was jacques martin’s first game 7 win EVER.

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s had 4 losses prior.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wonder who those were to?

/smug

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

20% win rate in game 7’s is pretty bad. better than 0% i guess.

2 of those losses were against the leafs, one to jersey… who was the 4th?

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must have been when he coached the Blues

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Sabres first season with the team

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep, boudreau is definatley going to be canned

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

No adjustments by the coaching staff.

That’s the part right there that I think could end up costing Boudreau his job. He had to try something to ensure the Caps were generating quality chances instead of just launching unobstructed 40 footers from the blueline, or – like Semin – turning and whacking it at FOUR GUYS standing in front of him. I think some people are paying way too much attention to the number of shots Washington got and not enough attention to the fact that those shots weren’t, for the most part, quality chances.

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by jrwendelman on Apr 29, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remember when the Leafs made Roloson look like a superstar goaltender earlier in the season?

Even Roloson lol’d at that and realized he had to do nothing for the vast majority of the shots made on him other then going down on the butterfly and not moving

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

So even though Ted leonis went all bizerk on r j umberger on his blog… Umberger was right. I guess. We should all post comments on ted’s blog passing our condolences for the great choke loss

by hockeyphreak on Apr 29, 2010 9:48 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Why would I rain on the parade of a guy who seems like he truly wants to win?

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eugene Melnyk and Bobby Clarke

genuinely want to win, but they’re still dicks.

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by pevans on Apr 29, 2010 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Point

But I think Ted’s a much more earnest owner.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

TEA PARTY!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Second round exit” doesn’t even work in a chant! What are we supposed to do now?

Fucking Habs…

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 9:52 AM EDT reply actions  

“WE LOVE CROS-BY”

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ten Bucks Poni ruins their “Na Na Na Naaaa” song again.

by WendelMadeMe on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Not gonna lie, I’d go out and get a Poni jersey if that happened.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget old standbys:

http://ohnocaps.ytmnd.com

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:52 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

totally was not ready for that
coffee everywhere

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

That may be the greatest YTMND ever

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by leafer1984 on Apr 29, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re welcome.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

awww…that site was blocked.

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Worth emailing it to yourself for when you’re not blocked.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

perfect (shitty) song for that team last night.

Interesting thing is that both the band and this team have the same Simple Plan

Do the same thing over and over, just a little differently, and hope for success.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 29, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Washington

Had no breakaways or 2-on1’s in the last 2 games that I could see.

MTL had one – Moore’s breakaway – and scored.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Washington Caps = San Jose Sharks of the East

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by kashman07 on Apr 29, 2010 10:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Ottawa Senators of the South.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they got swept by the Leafs?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Washington Caps-offense in regular season-phoenix suns, caps in playoffs- Dallas mavs. underachievers

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by Lancers25 on Apr 29, 2010 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you ever, ever, EVER make another basketball analogy on this blog again.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll take basketball over baseball.

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d take arena football over both

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t Arena football fold this year?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s his point.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

last year but it came back, I thought. Could be wrong, don’t actually watch it.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

how about golf analogies? i love golf. not really a team sport though i guess.

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by daoust on Apr 29, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Washington Capitals are the Jean Van De Velde of Hockey…does that work?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

how about action stars?

the Jean Claude Van damn of hockey teams?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Steven Seagal in Executive Decision of hockey teams!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t go that far, that would be like, being up 4-0 in game 4 with a 3-0 series lead against a team who’s starting goalie and best player are injured, but then losing that game 5-4 and not scoring another goal for the rest of the series.

by Shield on Apr 29, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

who the hell are the phoenix suns

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

some pro team with marginally better attendance than the Coyotes.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Apr 29, 2010 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

more like

regular season – Harlem Globetrotters

playoffs – Washington Generals

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

hey...

stop stealing my material! :P

I posted pretty much the exact same thought last night…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think a lot of people can make they same claim

Fairweather fans can go to hell

by leafer1984 on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

copy cats

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

These youngins, no respect I tells ya.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mike "Ouch" Van Ryn

i’d be shocked to see MVR come back. When Colaiacovo was getting injured every 30 seconds or so in TO, Wilson made it a point to say the onus was on him, that he wasn’t prepared or conditioned enough. I’ve got to believe he holds relatively the same opinion of Van Ryn.

I know everyone will now say “I never wanted Cola traded”, but I recall the overall opinion of the trade to be happy. Don’t understand this sudden fascination with wanting that soft a player back as a Leaf when there’s already a log jam at D.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Difference in injuries. Colaiacovo constantly hurting his knee is different than getting boarded and then finding out they fucked up your knee surgery and made one leg too long.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

somehow, I don’t get the impression Wilson is all that rational…

still, don’t want. would rather see if any of the kids are ready to make the jump.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take MVR for $1M tops.

The Red Sox have Tim Wakefield, a starting pitcher, who’s pretty old. He always gets hurt around the all star break and doesn’t pitch again. You’d think that would be annoying except it let the Red Sox start Jon Lester in the minors and bring him up halfway through the season. Then they did the same thing with Buchholz and this year they’ll do it with Bowden or Casey Kelly.

Sign MVR, waive him or LTIR him if he can’t play, bring up a kid later. Win win.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

And obviously if Van Ryn shows up and can flat out play he’d be a good deadline asset.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

who knows, I could see VanRyan getting an afiniganov like deal to see if he can hack it, but i’d say its only 50% likely it comes from the Leafs

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wilson apparently loves MVR. Prior to this injury, he apparently had a good influence on the dressing room, and would continue to show up even after he got injured.

With Phaneuf as Wilson’s new bff, maybe they won’t bring him back, but I can see MVR getting signed somewhere and having a decent year.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Apr 29, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see Finger get waived and VanRy take the 6th spot, start with sheltered offensive minuites on offensive zone faceoffs and the PP. If he is just ok with good offensive stats, excellent deadline chip as Jammies said, if he plays really who knows sign him, trade him, whatever

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d like to see Finger get soft minutes, his trade value fluffed up, and his inevitable trade to Calgary for a first round pick and Jarome Iginla

(half joking…)

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

No one’s going to take him for $3.5M. Eat his salary on the Marlies and move on.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeap, if they need to move a contract, bring him back up and hope someone claims him for half price

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s stupid. You’re stupid.

We shouldn’t take half his cap hit for nothing. Jeff Finger at 1.75M is an awesome player. If we want to just eat half of his cap hit he should just play; we’re not going to bring in someone better for $1.75

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

only applies if the Leafs are at the 50 contract limit and are bringing in someone else
very narrow window of application

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

also

so is your face

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

disagree

if Wilson had that opinion of MVR, why ask him to keep coming to the dressing room and games despite being shut down for the season?

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anyhow, full credit to Montreal for stopping the rush but Crosby’s a more rounded player. Pittsburgh’s going to get dirty if necessary.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Opik and cooke will eat the Habs forwards….hopefully

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah no breakaway offence for WSH. MTL did a good job there.’

Pens have a much more balanced team and how long can Halak play like “Jesus incarnate”!

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Apr 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

yessss

I am actually looking forward to t his series.
The Habs were Sidney’s favourite team as a kid. I expect him to demolish them.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d kill to go to a game.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Would you kill…Chris Pronger?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

for a Klondike bar?

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Apr 29, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about a whole box?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I’m saying I’d buy you a ticket or anything if you did, no no no I would NEVER

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like you.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

No doubt. You don’t go to back to back finals and win a Cup without making the dirty plays that lead to wins. The Habbies and their fans are in for a rude awakening now.

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by stucky on Apr 29, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the Pens have to do is solve Halak. Thats it. If they do they’ve won.

by BlindSight on Apr 29, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

the pens defense isnt fantastic, but its better than Washingtons, and Fleury is better than Varlamov and Crosby + Malkin + Staal + Gonchar >>>>> Ovie + Backstrom +Semin +Green

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what kind of offseason Washington is going to have this summer.

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by nhlcheapshot on Apr 29, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really dont expect Semin back
Theodor is gone and they probably bring in a goalie like Nabokov or trade for Vokun

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Semin’s under contract. Maybe they trade him for Vokoun.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can see it, it would be a pretty good one off trade for both teams

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

dear god no

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

he can play with Frolik and Kulikov!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

but… sigh :/ if he’s not with caps, i hope he comes back to europe. or goes to atlanta. that would be pretty :)

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Might as well. They can’t afford Semin after next season and Florida needs somebody who can score.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

and they have Markstrom in the system

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kunitz was living in front of Elliott, Poni can go to the net when he wants to, Malkin, Staal, Cooke, Guerin, Fedotenko… these guys all go to the net hard too.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby put up 2.3 PPG against the sens. if he can average 5 goals a round (which he did in the first,) he can break the playoff goal scoring record.

he’s also got 14 pts already, putting him 34 shy of Gretzky’s playoff points record.

basically, Crosby is ridiculous right now.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 4 regular season games against Montreal this year; Crosby has 4 goals and 2 assists. Granted 3 of those goals came on a hat-trick.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

ridiculous

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

1G, 1A in 3 games against Price

3G, 1A in 1 1/2 games against Halak. Crosby scored a hatty on Halak and then he got pulled for Price who let in two more goals.

Pens 3-1 against the Habs this year. Scored 6 goals twice against Price and Halak.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

HELLS YES. I always love seeing a good Nova Scotia boy do well.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’ve been a Crosby fan since he came into the league. It’s just nice to see the irrational hate starting to fade away.

the guy’s better than good. plain and simple.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

A friend of mine was a stick boy on the Canadian World junior team, and I’ve been a fan since I heard all the good stories of Crosby he brought back. Great guy. Amazing player.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

the main thing about Crosby is that 99% of the crap people complain about him for is manufactured and overblown

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

sooo true

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by Matt_Roberts on Apr 29, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s matured the whining out of his game, but the diving and constant overselling of high sticks still annoys me.

I think it was Game 4 against Ottawa, Bill Guerin was just holding his stick in the air and Crosby skated into it where it hit his visor. He went down like someone shot him. That stuff needs to go.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

for every time Crosby goes down too easy, there are three times where he carries an opposing defender on his back during an offensive rush or goal crease scramble

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truth, but man the overselling just irks me.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you also hate Forsberg?

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sure did.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

He played for the Avs while I cheered on the Wings. So yes. Though I was a fan of Sakic.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

<3 FORSBERG <3

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was awesome

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a competitor. every player embellishes those things, and if it gives his team an advantage, too bad so sad. i get the whole “lack of honor” side to the argument, and it certainly isn’t my favorite thing, but at least he’s not taking slap shots at guys ankles or running them from behind face first into the boards.

keep your stick on the ice and don’t give him a thing to sell. the problem with that is, it means you’re giving him room to operate, and that’s just as dangerous as putting him on the ice in a 4 on 5.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Note: Bill Guerin plays on Crosby’s team.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the irrational hate for either Crosby or Ovechkin is stupid.

by Jacques Strap on Apr 29, 2010 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

some of the Ovechkin stuff is becoming quite rational

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Correct, sir.

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by maplestirup on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s certainly been a lightning rod lately. I just love how his foot is in his mouth about the whole Halak shaking thing. I have to think Halak took that as a challenge, and it made him better.

by Robot Godzilla on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh It’s too painful.
Out of the teams left, I honestly just want San Jose to win the cup. I hate every team in the East, and I hate every team in the West. Actually I hate every team that isn’t the Leafs, but at least San Jose have a couple players I like. Just win it already Sharks, and quit screwin’ around. AND THEN TRADE US PAVELSKI

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by maplestirup on Apr 29, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

agree

Who couldn’t love Marleau right now?

by Robot Godzilla on Apr 29, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

They are going to let Marleau go and resign Pavelski.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

but

maybe they win the Cup, and Marleau gets the Conn Smythe – WHAT THEN???

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then he’d cost even more money and they’d let him go even easier.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like your rational argument.
I prefer my dream world where we get Pavelski.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

how about Clowe or Setaguchi?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

no

Pavelski

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

well its slightly more rational than Bobby Ryan
I’ll give you that

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd ♥ Pavelski

but I think Chemmy looked at his minutes and they were against far easier competition than he’d face if he was a true #1 center (which he could easily be in TO) and since Chemmy’s a genius, I’m wary of little Joe…

that said, they’ve got Couture coming up through the ranks now, and with Thornton only there for another year, the Sharks are in a win it now. I can see them blowing it all up if it doesn’t happen this year.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I can see them blowing it up, but even then I’d keep Pavelski.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

if Couture develops as well as he could, he might be able to step in to the number one center role after next season…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pavelski and Clowe are way outperforming Marleau Heatley Thornton. If SJ ditches Marleau they have plenty of cap space.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean “when….”

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, sure.

On the other hand San Jose got through a round when their big three didn’t show up. If that line plays hockey look out.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

they see Detroit next, right?

that doesn’t bode well for San Jose

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: DET’s goaltending is likely inferior to the ridiculous play Colorado’s Anderson threw at SJ in the last round.

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by jrwendelman on Apr 29, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pavelski’s a solid player I just don’t think we’re pulling him out of San Jose since we don’t have assets and they’re not stupid.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: They willingly employ John Ferguson Jr.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

As a scout. JFJ did a great job drafting in late rounds.

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by Chemmy on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pkease stop taking away straws whilst I grasp at them.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

they might resign Nabokov to a crippling amount?
hows that?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

A start.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

bring back Rob blake for over 4 mill?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

retires

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

ok fine mr realistic, sign Volchenkov for 5 mill

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

make it $8M

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

well they still need a goalie

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

$10M per

for Nabokov.

that leaves $2M to sign 9 guys…

/sigh

stupid well run organization with depth

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

2 mill for Marleau?

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

they’ve got $20M to sign 11 guys this year…

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

we have nothing they need short of players we’d be stupid to trade

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno guys, I’ve liked the playoffs so far this year. The series have all been pretty interesting, we’ve gotten a couple game sevens, a monumental collapse by Washington, the Sharks got some own-goals to lose a game.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

your team is in, alive and fighting
all the teams that would have been pretty OK for all leaf fans to cheer for save the sharks have been eliminated, skys are darker in Leaf land than Bruins place

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand that and while I’m glad we don’t have to face Crosby and the rest of the pens right now I am also annoyed that the habs moved on.

Did caps in 3 work too well?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Bruins should be able to handle the Flyers (I have Bruins in 6)

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't be so hasty

The Bruins play a similar style of hockey to the Devils, only they aren’t more talented at any position aside from Chara on D. This could be a slaughter.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Philly – Pittsburgh state rivalry conference finals would be awesome.

by Shield on Apr 29, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d argue we’re more talented in goal this season. But yeah, I’m worried even if a couple of their guys are out.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bruins can be more physical than the Devils, and that might work well enough with the Flyers injury woes
the real wild card here is Savard

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

<3 Boychuk <3

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

i would love to see Boychuk try his axe swinging ways on Crosby or Malkin like he did on Vanek.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was a pretty routine stick play that I’ve talked to death about with the DBTB crew. It was the hitting the wall awkwardly that hurt Vanek’s left foot, not the hit on the right knee.

Boychuk stands people up on the blue line a lot more often.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

right...

two handed stick chop to the side of the knee doesn’t hurt it.

got it.

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vanek injured his left knee, Boychuk slashed the right.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

His injury was officially a foot injury. And he favored the non-slashed leg as he skated off.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

so’s your face

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

CH’s face has caused irreparable damage to my psyche.

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

your right psyche, or your left?

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

he took the hit on the right, but he’s been favoring the left

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s my right

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not an upper psyche injury?

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I can’t help that I’m so beautiful.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The leg he hurt badly was his left one but he doesn’t go flying into the boards if Boychuck doesn’t have a flashback to tee-ball.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Savard meet Pronger

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by SkinnyFish on Apr 29, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see Ol’ canoe nose try to avenge that

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ol’ canoe nose? Lucic?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats the one!

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

RASK!

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

/sniff

it’s all falling down!

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know most (all self-respecting, probably) leaf fans won’t bandwagon with the Bruins (and I understand and that’s fine) but you totally should.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

kill the flyers. please?

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll see but I’d love to.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

that would be supper :)

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm

supper

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’m hungry!

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by sleza on Apr 29, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

deliciously so.

Also super.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

with all the negative vibes

you have been sending this way to improve your pick position, I cannot cheer for the Bruins.

Although I do see them beating Philly…

the only team to cheer for in the east is Pittsburgh.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Apr 29, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg my teams are out so the playoffs suck. The hockey has been amazing thus far.

by cr0wat on Apr 29, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

I can’t handle the Canucks propaganda. And now we have to put up with it at every corner atleast for the next couple weeks.

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by maplestirup on Apr 29, 2010 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry we care about the playoffs. I guess if you think “Cheer Canadian” is acceptable then you’re happy. Hockey’s been great but the results have been mostly shit.

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by PPP on Apr 29, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

I have been trying to think of what to say, and had nothing

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im ashamed by the number of supposed “Leaf fans” I know who were excited that the Habs won. I am disappointed.

by BlindSight on Apr 29, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions  

meh, it happens. It’s the “Canadian Team” phenomenon.

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well then how do you explain all the Boston fans cheering for them???

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Insanity?!

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by Fergus30 on Apr 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You now have home-ice as opposed to having to play the Pens.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

you are adorable!

recd

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by blurr1974 on Apr 29, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Logical B’s fans were probably rooting for the Habs purely because it was in your best interests

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know but still fuck the habs all day every day

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Apr 29, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

there’s one of those in my office, he said he loves the Leafs but he’s rooting for all the Canadian teams including the Sens and the Habs… in his words he’s “like Switzerland, I just want everyone to get along but I’m still a Leafs fan” to which I replied “no, you’re just a fucking bandwagoner”

by PLAYOFFS!!!1 on Apr 29, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good man.

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by clrkaitken on Apr 29, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

we’re Leaf fans, we don’t wanna get along with anyone.

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by Karina on Apr 29, 2010 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

the enemy of my enemy is still probably my enemy so fuck him too

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by JaredFromLondon on Apr 29, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions