The Leafs Have Not Risen

The Monster made a number of incredible saves to earn the Maple Leafs a point.

Right now, the Toronto Maple Leafs are still in the cave with a rock in front of the entrance. The team may not rise on the third day, actually it'll be the third season at the earliest, but they do have some guys that are working on rolling that boulder away. Phil Kessel, Tyler Bozak, Nikolai Kulemin, Jonas Gustavsson, Luke Schenn, Carl Gunnarsson, and Dion Phaneuf are all going to play a huge part in whether the Leafs' return to the path to the Promised Land. So let's give thanks for a hope inducing base. Onto the links:

Former Leaf Danny Markov arrested for drunk driving in Russia - Posted Sports
Turns out that Crazy Danny Markov is still crazy. Although I thought that they just referred to this as 'driving' in Russia.

Video: Isles fan actually wins car via intermission shootout
You know those intermission contests that no one ever wins? Well, this guy did it. What a shot.

Puck Daddy chats with Max Afinogenov‏
Mad Max talks about Kovalchuk, Atlanta's NHL future, Russia's Olympic flop and his comeback.

Toronto Maple Leafs Legends: Carl Voss
The very first Toronto Maple Leaf.

Archive: Senators draw first blood: Shootout drama begins Battle of Ontario
A trip down memory lane as the Leafs embark on a streak that will soon hit 410 games without a playoff appearance.

Vintage Leaf Memories: Reasons to believe on Easter morning
As well as reasons to give in to temptation.

Seidenberg's wrist repaired - The Boston Globe Bruins Blog
Good news after a pretty scary moment from last night.

The Bruins Blog — Rask and Gustavsson might be battling for years
The thought of a decade long rivalry is interesting to say the least. Ignore the fact that we should have both goalies.

Miroslav Satan (2 goals) lifts Bruins over Maple Leafs 2-1 in OT - Stanley Cup of Chowder
More on how Satan shone on the least likely of nights.

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