Exclusive Interview with Jacques Demers
Every once in a while, we here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC have the opportunity to do something special. We're lucky enough to have secured an interview with the man who took the Canadiens to their last conference finals Jacques Demers. My audio recorder died so we had to conduct the interview through email.
From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: Jacques, thanks for taking the time to let us interview you. What do you think changed against Philly to see Montreal give up so many goals?
From: Jacques Demers
To: PPP
Msg: fdflddjf dfldfjf eid;alcnd.szmncbsns
From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: Apologies, your last email must have gotten messed up after you sent it.
From: Jacques Demers
To: PPP
Msg:fjs fhw v ijrt jfywlofhd
From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: I'm not sure you understand what I'm writing. Maybe if I drew a picture?
From: Jacques Demers
To:PPP
Msg:
It was at this point we gave up on the interview since for some reason Demers didn't want to just explain what was going on. We're assuming there's some sort of email trouble on his end, hopefully we can re-do this at some point in the future.
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Just spit out my coffee laughing. Thanks Chemmy you ruined my hoodie and I have class in a half hour.
A daily Leafs discussion where I do most of the talking Maple Stir-up
And now I'm on Twitter! TweetUp
Best. Post. Ever.
I’d rec the shit out of this if mobile rec’ing was possible.
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!
by blindfolded tank driver on May 25, 2010 9:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I’ve always loved the kitten ranch
My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base
by JaredFromLondon on May 25, 2010 9:17 AM EDT reply actions
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I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
by SkinnyFish on May 25, 2010 9:28 AM EDT reply actions 3 recs
oh no Jacques we can’t advocate violence
Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.
hahaha
You should add that to the post.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
Excellent work!
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 25, 2010 9:58 AM EDT reply actions
Excellent stuff.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions
Those drawings are what I imagine Demers does when he actually shows up to the Senate.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
Nah, I’m sure he has a few highly paid staffers to do that for him.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions
His inclusion in the Senate
Sums up everything that is wrong with the Canadian Senate.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions
AHAHAHA fuckin LOL
Good lord…my lungs hurt now…
by TMLSiegeinVancouver on May 25, 2010 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Chemmy, you are a genius.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on May 25, 2010 11:55 AM EDT reply actions
This I like
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions
hahaha
Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
"DO NOT get stuck behind Kyle Wellwood in the buffet line. This isn't really etiquette, but it will prevent you from starving to death"- Down Goes Brown on Etiquette for Jason Spezza's wedding
by Kevin Sellathamby on May 25, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions
I can't wait to see the look on Demer's face when he reads this.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 4:08 PM EDT reply actions
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I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
You mean
you can’t wait to see the look on Demers’ face when someone tells him we’ve said mean, mean things about him on the internets. :(
LOL!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
That’s the joke.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 26, 2010 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions
Ironically
Jacques Demers “wrote” (okay, got his secretary to write) an article in today’s Ottawa Citizen, saying he probably has the poorest attendance of all senators due to the Montreal Canadiens run. Well, he’ll be back to work I guess. Or not. They start summer vacation soon if they haven’t already! And by the time they return from vacation, it’ll be just about time for the Habs to play again. So…why is this guy a senator again, making six figures/year of taxpayers money? It boggles the mind…
Truculence...starting 10/1/09

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