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Exclusive Interview with Jacques Demers

Every once in a while, we here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries and Kitten Ranch LLC have the opportunity to do something special. We're lucky enough to have secured an interview with the man who took the Canadiens to their last conference finals Jacques Demers. My audio recorder died so we had to conduct the interview through email.

From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: Jacques, thanks for taking the time to let us interview you. What do you think changed against Philly to see Montreal give up so many goals?

From: Jacques Demers
To: PPP
Msg: fdflddjf dfldfjf eid;alcnd.szmncbsns

Star-divide

From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: Apologies, your last email must have gotten messed up after you sent it.

From: Jacques Demers
To: PPP
Msg:fjs fhw v ijrt  jfywlofhd

From: PPP
To: Jacques Demers
Msg: I'm not sure you understand what I'm writing. Maybe if I drew a picture?

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From: Jacques Demers
To:PPP
Msg:

It was at this point we gave up on the interview since for some reason Demers didn't want to just explain what was going on. We're assuming there's some sort of email trouble on his end, hopefully we can re-do this at some point in the future.

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Just spit out my coffee laughing. Thanks Chemmy you ruined my hoodie and I have class in a half hour.

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by maplestirup on May 25, 2010 9:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Best. Post. Ever.

I’d rec the shit out of this if mobile rec’ing was possible.

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by blindfolded tank driver on May 25, 2010 9:11 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I’ve always loved the kitten ranch

My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base

by JaredFromLondon on May 25, 2010 9:17 AM EDT reply actions  

oh no Jacques we can’t advocate violence

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by Chemmy on May 25, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You should add that to the post.

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by PPP on May 25, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent work!

Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)

by Cornelius Hardenbergh on May 25, 2010 9:58 AM EDT reply actions  

Excellent stuff.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Those drawings are what I imagine Demers does when he actually shows up to the Senate.

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by PPP on May 25, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, I’m sure he has a few highly paid staffers to do that for him.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

His inclusion in the Senate

Sums up everything that is wrong with the Canadian Senate.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 25, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

electing senate is bad as well. Way to costly for the public which means lots more private money being involved in politics.

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by Redonred on May 25, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit this is funny…

by Jacques Strap on May 25, 2010 10:37 AM EDT reply actions  

awesome!

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by kessticle on May 25, 2010 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Chemmy, you are a genius.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on May 25, 2010 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

This I like

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on May 25, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

Cheers, Complaints, homerism and bashing of mediocre pop musicians in 140 Characters
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by Kevin Sellathamby on May 25, 2010 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

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I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on May 25, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean

you can’t wait to see the look on Demers’ face when someone tells him we’ve said mean, mean things about him on the internets. :(

LOL!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on May 25, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the joke.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on May 26, 2010 7:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ironically

Jacques Demers “wrote” (okay, got his secretary to write) an article in today’s Ottawa Citizen, saying he probably has the poorest attendance of all senators due to the Montreal Canadiens run. Well, he’ll be back to work I guess. Or not. They start summer vacation soon if they haven’t already! And by the time they return from vacation, it’ll be just about time for the Habs to play again. So…why is this guy a senator again, making six figures/year of taxpayers money? It boggles the mind…

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on May 25, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

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