IMHO, Twitter NOT just avenue for the gutless (PPP and girlfriends) to take more anonymous shots from their basements. Blocked every time.
Cox's Tweet
Oh man. Damien Cox 'gon cut you so bad....
You 'gon wish... You 'gon wish he no cut you so bad.
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Dear PPP and or PPPs girlfriends
WTF were you doing last night to make damien ragetwitter at 4am?
He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.
Well I tweeted this @ 4:23 am
@DamoSpin Oh poor Damien. Your own paper reported the Leafs share the drought with LA and St. Louis too today. Check Paul Hunter’s column.
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its done and gone, now we enter the era of getting monstrously giggy with juicy boobs and then waking up wondering if we have the scrivens -JaredFromLondon
PPP: Internet Posse! Slowly discrediting the ‘hockey knowledge’ in the MSM!
Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
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by blindfolded tank driver on Jun 12, 2010 8:41 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
I think the funniest part of this is that he says “IMHO”… yeah Damien, we really believe you think you’re humble.
by Shield on Jun 12, 2010 9:07 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
HAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HEY DAMIEN, YOU JUST LOST
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 9:09 AM EDT reply actions
my response
@DamoSpin IMHO Twitter NOT just avenue for talentless (MSM hacks) to take more gutless shots from their high horse, clowned every time
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 9:19 AM EDT reply actions 4 recs
Oh a basement joke! LOLOLOLOLOLO HOW ORIGINAL!!
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I live in my OWN basement thank you very much.
by WendelMadeMe on Jun 12, 2010 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
heh you guys are all chicks and chicks are bad at twitter duh
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but wait
if PPP has all of these girlfriends, does that make him a studly pimp?
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Cox didn’t make him so, he just is.
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 13, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
oh noes! my manhood!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions
WAIT.
I WAS BLOCKED TOO WHICH MEANS HE CALLED ME A GIRL.
THIS INJUSTICE WON’T STAND.
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I AM WRITING A FURIOUS EMAIL. TO HIS SUPERIORS FROM MY BASEMENT COMMAND CENTER!
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions
I wasn’t blocked (I think) does that mean I’m no longer a girl?
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I dunno, check your pants
My manhood is still there, so I`m assuming I haven`t been blocked, but then I could care less so I`m not going to even bother checking
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions
damn, and I thought that giant bald dick was…well…all me
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions
ahhhh
so THAT’s why the men here are scared of me.
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I’m more of a ‘live and let live’ kind of guy, but it has been funny to watch the back and forth between these guys on Twitter lately.
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by Another Good Kingston Boy on Jun 12, 2010 12:04 PM EDT reply actions
Thank the Twitter Gods!
Damien Cox has blocked me!
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
you go girlfriend
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
HAHAHA! rec
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 12, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha.
love criticism. Sadly, some see crude, cheap and witless insults as lively debate.
Unlike those enlightened masters of debate who respond to critics by insisting they live in basements, implying deficient masculinity, and blocking them from continuing the conversation.
I give up with people like this. Perhaps it’s time to abandon Twitter. It was fun while it lasted.
This site is amazing.
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LD just torched him
@DamoSpin and how dare you all me “dude” in attempt to talk down to me, you overblown, copy-pasting hack.
buuuuurn
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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 12, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
that was in response to
I despair for folks like this who struggle to folo the conversation. You’re agreeing with me, dude!
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I'm more proud of this one
loser_domi @DamoSpin I’mimpressed by you, actually, You’ve never gone this long without mentioning 1967 before. GOLD STAR!
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whoa
I think I got Cox blocked. His tweets aren’t showing up in my stream unless I click on the damospin bit. Does this mean I’m blocked?
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I think it means your twitter stream has achieved nirvana.
by Bower Power on Jun 12, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
but did I get blocked? Is MY WOMANHOOD still in question?
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I dunno dude. :P
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
oh, so he’s DamoSpin?? i didn’t realize that until now, i just noticed it was somebody you guys were always talking to on there….
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@tylerconium I give up with people like this. Perhaps it’s time to abandon Twitter. It was fun while it lasted.
I cackled
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It’s working!!!!
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Makes me want to join and push him over the edge.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 12, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions
No cliffs in Toronto. :(
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
well, couldn’t you push him over the edge of the Niagara Falls?
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no cliffs?
but plenty of high buildings, aren’t there?
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Do you think Cox and Berger give each other Blumpkins and Rusty Trombones? I asked Cox and he didn’t respond. What an asshole.
Trombone? We call it the sackbut around here.
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
thanks for taking care of my nightmares for…ever.
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DAMMIT
I’ll have to watch hours of Youtube vidoes of Komisarek workouts and Kessel being goofy to erase that.
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Komisarek working out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu2MkeMHqps
Phil Kessel tapes his stick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otkGYUWQ4OE
Kessel interview: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgHZN45xiw8
John tavares and PK subban being goofy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsYO1a-Vupo
Toews and Kane being silly: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5SvrOCOlbA
and to round it all out, Dion Phanuef: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDc2mnS48ng
MERRY F(bleep)ING CHRISTMAS!
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BONUS
PHANEUF LOVES JOURNEY: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVna8bbgZA4&feature=related
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Also, have you seen these?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3pl8c6FPis&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r2qHrGEqnE&feature=related
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
Oh and this – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxpxGr4Bfbs&feature=related
"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhppwPEaZ5E&feature=related
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The funny thing is
If he actually wanted to be effective at not giving PPPers credibility, he should have just ignored the comments instead of firing back adolescent responses.
First, old man Bill and now Damien? Geez I thought Chemmy was the one with the knack at pissing people off.
You rock, Julian!
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 12, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions
As a general rule, nobody who uses “IMHO” is humble at all.
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Just because you said “with all due respect” it doesn’t mean you can say anything you want.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 12, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
@DamoSpin today:
Btw, don’t object to bloggers at all. I am one. Object to those who have nothing to say, only rip others for what they say. Pointless.
DamoSpin two days ago: <blockquote>mlse Poor little fella. Desperately looking for someone to notice your blog.
Schizo much?
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Love him calling us gutless. I’d say anything I wrote about Cox to his face. Would love to see him call all Leafs fans sheep to their faces.
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Does he have an email address and does he check it? I feel a long and biting message coming on that is too long for twitter.
As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jun 12, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions
Don’t bother. Cox doesn’t engage in debate; he riles people up and then turtles.
For all his talk about bloggers hiding behind anonymity we’re here and open for debate. He’s not.
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I just take issue with him reducing female hockey fans to puppets of boyfriends.
As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jun 12, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Cox has two daughters who are active in sports. You think he’d be more careful about misogyny.
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well, he is an overblown hack who copy and pastes his articles. I’m not surprised he resorted to lame sophomoric and juvenile responses only to run away when people respond with the same.
I’m just wondering why he felt he had to get on Twitter at 4 AM on a Saturday to have this little ragefest.
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I literally laughed out loud on the couch at four or five of your tweets.
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at least my tweets were good for something as well as getting Coxblocked
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The way I read it is that he’s calling everyone who posts here PPP’s ‘girlfriend’ which is very sexist.
"My country is the world, my religion to do good" - Thomas Paine
That too. Either way, it wasn’t cool.
As per new community rules; all signature tags on PPP must contain the word "truculent".
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
by Wrap Around Curl on Jun 12, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions
he riles people up and then turtles.
Damien Cox – the Max Lapierre of sports journalists.
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by clrkaitken on Jun 14, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
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Wow, how mind-boggingly immature of him.
You would think that he’d want to cultivate some positive sort of relationship with PPP, considering you guys over here probably get read more often than his stuff, and since creative (which is what they’re calling it nowadays) debate and discussion is facilitated here. You know, because debate and discussion is what gives people ideas about stories.
But, if he wants to sit around and cry about 1967 and how people that he was an ass to first were mean to him and hurt his little feelings, let him – he looks like a moron, and comes across like a pompous and insecure dickweed. If he can’t come up with anything better than a basement joke and saying folks on here are PPP’s “girlfriends” in a smarmy, demeaning manner, well, he can go get bent.
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by hildymac on Jun 13, 2010 2:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
hahaha
I clicked on the tweet linked in the start and got this:
DamoSpin
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This person has protected their tweets.
You need to send a request before you can start following this person.
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This made my day. What a clown.
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yesterday, I had a paper (40% of the final grade) that I was going to seriously hammer out for today’s due date. Then I delayed it because Cox had a shitfit on Twitter.
Totally worth it.
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I wish
there was some way to help all the poor lost souls who follow twitter and are confused as to who “PPP and girlfriends” are.
They need to find us.
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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions
also
I laugh at not being blocked.
Should I start every twitter FTB with “@damospin”?
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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions
woah woah woah
did y’alll see this???
@DamoSpin Looking at UFA market, best Leaf strategy might be to sign D – Hamhuis, Michalek, Martin – then deal some they already have for forwards.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 5:00 PM EDT reply actions
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
ugh
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