This man's wish is about to come true.
I just got back from my men's league game, a 5-3 win that saw over 40 minutes of penalties handed out between the two teams. I'm proud to say that I received two of those for tripping a guy, then tripping the same guy, and then just for fun tripping the same guy again. He had slashed me earlier in the play, so I wanted to help him test out his tailbone pads. They apparently work just fine as after the third time, he got up and followed me to the penalty box, got in my face and asked "What the fuck? What's wrong with you?" To which I replied, "I'm a dick." His retort? "Yeah, you sure are." Cue me with a shit eating grin from ear to ear.
We actually hit a threshold in our game wherein our team accrued so many penalty minutes, our captain had to sit in the box for 5 minutes. We were all quite pleased with ourselves.
Links after the jump.
LD brings us the story of the morning after.
Reason #1: Brian Burke is not retarded.
A whole lot of angry blah, blah, blah going on is this article.
Interesting to note that should they vote against, the cap will go down. Interesting read.
More rumors linking Marleau to the Leafs. Just say no Burkie.
Not hockey related, but sleza has a fantastic "inspirational" poster.
Juggalo extraordinaire Loser Domi is one cool dude. ;)
The first goalie to play for the Maple Leafs in an NHL game.
Yes it does, and I sure hope not.
Yakov Mironov looks at how the Leafs have been historically bad come July 1st.
mf37 slams Royson James for his latest failed attempt at sports journalism.