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Leafs Name Dion Phaneuf Captain

Dion Phaneuf has been named the seventeenth captain in Toronto Maple Leafs history and he'll have enormous shoes to fill. Two of our last three captains have their names hanging from the rafters and the third will soon. Wendel Clark and Doug Gilmour took the team to two Conference Finals appearances as did Mats Sundin: this is an enormous job with enormous pressure.

Described as a bad guy in the dressing room in Calgary we can only hope that it was because there were too many guys in the Flames' room trying to steer the ship. Immediately upon joining the Leafs we heard great praise heaped upon Phaneuf's style at practice and in games but this is a totally different ballgame.

Stick tap to mf37 but Phaneuf arrives as a $6.5M cap hit d-man a few seasons removed from a Norris nomination. With that pedigree and that cap hit Phaneuf has to be more than a good hitter who's solid in his own end he needs to put up offense both at evens and on the power play. Is naming him Captain the way for him to find the spark that earned him his reputation in this league? We're about to find out.

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Dion Phaneuf

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by Chemmy on Jun 14, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions  

are they now reopened?

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by missy on Jun 14, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Burke now headed back to podium. Apparently has alloted for 45 minute Q&A.

by birky on Jun 14, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

45 minutes?!!??! Cuss

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s televised. I think that we’ll just get to hear about it later.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m kidding guys.

by birky on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t take advantage of my lack of video feed!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well they did say he, Ronny, and Dion would be available…

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by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

so…..is that it?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

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by Fergus30 on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

/highfives self

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by Fergus30 on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

did I miss something? Weren’t they going to show off both the jerseys?

by birky on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I dunno.

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by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

mf37 is Dave Shoalts?

dshoalts Phaneuf wearing new Leaf sweater. But Armstrong’s sweater is the sharpest.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT reply actions  

How dare you!

But I do agree with Shoalts

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

so…. scared

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shoalts is a big fat balding guy with a moustache and a propensity for Hawaiian shirts.

I don’t have a moustache.

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you also hate Phoenix?

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. And I’m unlikely to get punked into reporting a fake story about Phoenix in a national newspaper.

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relieved, I am.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was there, and Shoalts was wearing perhaps the ugliest shirt I’ve ever seen. It was covered in this horrible print of saxophones, trumpets, and brightly colored drums. I can’t believe i had the restraint not to heckle him.

The new Real Sports bar is fricking enormous. Felt more like a club than a sports bar, had a bit of a Keg feel to it.

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by daoust on Jun 14, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s difficult to exaggerate just how badly field reporters dress, with the print journos taking on radio for the title of worst-dressed. Shoalts’ love of loud shirts is legendary.

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was SteveDangle better dressed than Shoalts? ;)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jun 14, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring to legit media folk.

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s almost an oxymoron in Toronto

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell it to Mirtle

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by mf37 on Jun 14, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Almost'

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by PPP on Jun 14, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

’zactly

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 15, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t follow the rule of no hats allowed during the presser.

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by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was looking good yesterday!

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by James Mirtle on Jun 15, 2010 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Consider the competition James (I kid). Hornby was probably wearing a short sleeve button down and a filthy ball cap.

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by mf37 on Jun 15, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Sittlers the best.

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too. i wonder if i can convince a leafs employee to locate one for me.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a website that you may never have heard of, it’s pretty new and really obscure, but you could go to ebay and try to find one.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve tried too much of a crapshoot.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really like the new sweater, looks sick

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by Matt_Roberts on Jun 14, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed. Simple, classic

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They decided to make it short so Burke could get back to the bar.

by BlindSight on Jun 14, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we have a poll?

Are The Leafs making the right decision making Dion Phaneuf their new captain?

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

what is this? Hfboards?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s wrong with that? MF clearly isn’t sold on the idea. I was wondering if there are others who are of the same mind.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

just being a dork, pay no attention

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

polls are for democracies

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This ain’t no democracy. You don’t get a vote.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

51% agree, democracy is great.

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by daoust on Jun 14, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wish the season was here already.

by BlindSight on Jun 14, 2010 3:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be saying that once we start adding pieces.

by TheOtherAndrew on Jun 14, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad for the break from sucking.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

no offense…but I can’t believe no one here touched that comment.

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by Another Good Kingston Boy on Jun 14, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hard to argue with the truth – no matter how much it hurts

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh, low hanging fruit
the more delicious insults are up high

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec

for a lol

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by Archimedies on Jun 15, 2010 6:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I just read that Mats’ nickname was Weeds?

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by maplestirup on Jun 14, 2010 3:32 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me Mats blows up a cone after every game.

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by maplestirup on Jun 14, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

mf37 looked it up, it was from Gilmour, partly because it rhymes with “swede” and also because Mats “grew like a weed”

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

This makes me happy!
I LOVED seeing him in that jersey with a C on it

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by leafer1984 on Jun 14, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

he definitely looked good in it.

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does.
Once I get myself out of my little bit of debt…. HELLO NEW LEAF JERSEY!

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by leafer1984 on Jun 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys thinks Komisarek and Beauch keep the A’s ?

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Unlikely.

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by Chemmy on Jun 14, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense. Who gets them though?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta give one to a forward right?

right?

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who knows.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bozak

seemed peculiar he was there.

Schenn seems to be a bit of a leader, but maybe not the most vocal. same with Kessel..

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be very surprised if Kessel got an A.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t think he’d want it.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

he needs the A to spell HACKEY

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by Chuck Diesel on Jun 14, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Donchaknow!?

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by maplestirup on Jun 14, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably just the young Leafs who were still in town. I’m sure the vets are at home with their families.

I’m thinking Beauchemin gets an A, maybe the other goes to Komi.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Phaneuf gets to choose.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then it would just go to Rock #1 and Rock #2.

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by seankelly on Jun 14, 2010 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do not want our C constantly banging our A’s together!

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by Wan Ihite on Jun 15, 2010 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

After Kaberle goes, won’t they be pretty much the oldest guys on the team(not counting Giggy, but he’s a Goalie and who would make a Goalie Captain or Alternate Captain???)

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If kaberle goes, then yes

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by leafer1984 on Jun 14, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got to change the A to a C on the leafs roster page….awesome.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Who gets the As?

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m not touching those.

that’s a shitload of trouble there.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

explain?

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

if i took away an ‘a’ from someone on the roster page (i.e. Kaberle) and someone on the internet (eklund) noticed it, how fast do you think the ‘kaberle has been traded’ rumors would start?

and once hockey ops got wind i’d be in shit.

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO IT!!! I can keep a secret.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you’re changing jobs anyways

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but to be fair he’s not that great of a leader. Jussayin’.

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by TheOtherAndrew on Jun 14, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right. You should give A’s to everyone.

by Bower Power on Jun 14, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

participation medals!

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by Fergus30 on Jun 14, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

purple ribbons for EVERYONE!

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by Chemmy on Jun 14, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is awesome.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Jun 14, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dion Phaneuf is three years younger than me and he’s the Captain of the Maple Leafs, what the hell have I done with my life!

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

PHOTOSHOPPED A ‘C’ ON DION PHANEUF’S JERSEY!!

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You work for the NHL; technically he works for you!

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel better –

At age 30 Julius Caesar became governor of Farther Spain, where he saw a statue of Greek general, Alexander the Great, who had conquered much of the known world by the time he was 30. Caesar felt very inadequate when compared with Alexander’s accomplishments.

You’re Caesar!

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by Fergus30 on Jun 14, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do enjoy Caesar salads

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by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ma big fan of you chicken caesar wraps

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared’d

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could have played it off like you were talking directly to the wraps.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

then he’d be sens_suck’ing it

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jun 14, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could say some incredibly inappropriate things to a caesar wrap…

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by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God

Someone updated Wikipedia already.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

For those in Toronto
MEET YOUR NEW CAPTAIN

When: Tomorrow at 10 a.m.
Where: Real Sports Apparel Store

Be one of the first 150 people to purchase the new 2010/2011 Reebok Toronto Maple Leafs Sweater and get your Sweater autographed by the newest Leaf Captain Dion Phaneuf.

Wristband policy will be in effect, you can get your wristband starting NOW at Real Sports Apparel. Store is open today until 7 p.m. Wristbands will be available Tuesday morning starting at 9 a.m.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Wristbands people! Don’t forget your wristband!

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Neil was seen collecting and subsequently scalping a large amount of wristbands in what appeared to be dishwasher’s clothing.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 14, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

 Chris Neil isn’t qualified to wash dishes.

by 6rick6 on Jun 14, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/rimshot

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 14, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m here till Thursday! Try the Veal!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit

the wristbands will be gone before I can get a flight to Toronto.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well. Looks like I’m going downtown first thing tomorrow, thank god for convienient days off

Dion Phaneuf: turning the tunes up since '10

by thenumber14 on Jun 14, 2010 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ill buy mine online as soon as its available.

by BlindSight on Jun 14, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions  

"Every day you guys look worse and worse. And today you played like tomorrow." - John Mariucci

by whyevenbother on Jun 14, 2010 4:20 PM EDT reply actions  

titles are your friend.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You want to hide that glorious photo?

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry…i’m still getting used to how things work on this site…is there an edit button?

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by whyevenbother on Jun 14, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, no

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s no edit button

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll edit your button

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

that sounds dirty and I like it.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Jun 14, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

She'll sick her Shibas on you

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by Tynford on Jun 15, 2010 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Live and learn. Don’t sweat it.

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by PPP on Jun 14, 2010 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get what the problem was/is with lack of title on photos? I can see the photo.

by Leaf in Habland on Jun 14, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Photos and animated gifs slow down people’s computers. Titling them allows people to hide them so that they can keep up with a thread.

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by PPP on Jun 15, 2010 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

so stoked for Oct 1st…. damn does it ever feel far away

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by Matt_Roberts on Jun 14, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

love the white collar

by birky on Jun 14, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

is there video from the presser, or a recap up yet anywhere?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Jun 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

TSN already has a brief one, but i can’t watch at work. I’m sure mapleleafs.com will have a full-length (or mostly full length) one up later tonight.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 14, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gonna lie, I shedded a tear watching him speak

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by leafer1984 on Jun 14, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

As a woman, I bawl over just about everything.

Hopefully we can one day see Dion lead our beloved team to the ultimate prize.

by the cat's meow on Jun 14, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a dude, but I love Phaneuf, even when he was in Calgary. This makes me so fuckin happy

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by leafer1984 on Jun 14, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching Burke and Wilson repeatedly say that there wasn’t anybody on the team in the last two years who was worthy of being captain, and all I could think of was Kaberle somewhere crying into his pillow.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jun 14, 2010 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They really do seem to waffle on some things though

6 months ago they’re waxing philosophical about what a great hockey player Kaberle is, and all the “leadership” being brought to the team by Beauchemin and Komisarek… now they’re saying nobody on the team was fit to lead them?

As for why the latter two weren’t present, I’m guessing it’s because they likely live in Quebec and NY in the off-season respectively.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jun 14, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

plane tickets are expensive…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jun 14, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially for hockey players who both made $4 mill (or more) last year

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

when said players wouldn’t pay for them… the team would.

Let’s be honest… this was a non-event in the grand scheme. It’s the Leafs doing something to stay in the news cycle so they can continue to sell tickets. The Phaneuf being captain thing has been relatively common knowledge for months, and the new jerseys thing (as much as I prefer them to the last edition) is just another shot at making some more money.

I don’t really see why Komisarek or Beauchemin are necessary for either, especially when neither one is going to be the face of the franchise in 5 years… the others that were present are supposed to be. That has a lot more to do with it than who is going to wear the A’s next year.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jun 14, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was really not surprised that Kaberle wasn’t there. Really, did anybody expect him to show up, unless he crashed the party in a drunken fit?

Actually that would’ve made the whole thing much more newsworthy. And a heck more awesome.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jun 14, 2010 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to watch t his movie right now.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

500 Days of Summer

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna have to check it out. Thanks!

by Jo4nny on Jun 14, 2010 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they just wanted to sell tickets, they’d do this right before the pre-season started up.

by Bower Power on Jun 14, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Providing leadership and being captain material aren’t mutually inclusive.

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by clrkaitken on Jun 14, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not being a captain doesn’t mean that they can’t be leaders as well.

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by PPP on Jun 14, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Puck Daddy

• Damien Cox: “It’s possible Dion Phaneuf(notes) may be a terrible choice as Leaf captain. Or, he may be an excellent choice.” Well, we’ve clearly established our range of expectations, haven’t we?

Gotta love it.

by Bower Power on Jun 14, 2010 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

well...

he seems to be covering all his bases…

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by whyevenbother on Jun 14, 2010 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s kinda like saying, “Today my son was born. He may end up the leader of the free world, or he might die penniless in a ditch. We’ve clearely established our range of expectations, haven’t we?”

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by clrkaitken on Jun 14, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure Cox’s spawn would be the anti-christ sent to Earth to bring up about the rapture.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jun 14, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

would be?

He has a daughter (that he refers to regularly in his blog) and I must say it might be pretty unfortunate to be a young female with the last name “Cox”… seriously… think about the combination of having to be a girl with the last name “Cox” and being related to one of the least loved sports writers in the city.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jun 14, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, Cox’s daughter’s father is a sports writer?

by Bower Power on Jun 14, 2010 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose it's more

of a Gossip Column relating to athletes and the Jet Set world of the ATP tour.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jun 14, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have the " in the wrong place at the end.

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by Karina on Jun 14, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, the “bracketing of expectations” part was from wyshynski.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jun 14, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damien Cox has earned our respect by being paid to write opinion columns and you shouldn’t take cheap shots at him.

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by Chemmy on Jun 14, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

you feeling alright? you look terrible. sure you’re not running a fever?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jun 14, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sarcasm meter just broke.

by The '67 Sound on Jun 14, 2010 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and we all respect

Tennis far more than we used to also.

Wimbeldon or Stanley Cup Finals? Where would Damien rather be?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jun 14, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys read Damien Cox 7-8 years ago?

He was a Leafs fan back in the day when Quinn was around. Thought he was a pretty good writer for a long time until he started taking cheap shots at the Leafs with Howard Berger.

by Nirbo on Jun 14, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Leafs fans is what I mean to say.

by Nirbo on Jun 14, 2010 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cox would rather be in his mother’s basement, gaining more credibility than an ignorant sports-op writer for The Toronto Star.

by Jo4nny on Jun 14, 2010 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I FINALLY GET TO USE THIS!

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Jun 14, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those keep breaking for me, I dunno about you. ;)

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jun 14, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Best argument in his favour ever.

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by PPP on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's not wrong

If the Leafs had just named Duncan Keith captain, there wouldn’t be anything to say but “excellent choice”. Phaneuf could still turn into a cap anchor with a Shayne Corson attitude.

I’m not second-guessing the choice, but it will be an interesting ride.

I've been looking at the sky

by Back In Black on Jun 14, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Leafs had named Duncan Keith captain I am sure there wouldn’t be anyone questioning the decision….

But they would probably all be wondering if we’re allowed to name a captain who plays for another team.

by Huey2k2 on Jun 14, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cap doesn’t come into captaincy decisions. Play and locker room presence do. Ability to motivate a team does. The only room for questioning Dion for captain is if you demand your captain be the best point producer on the ice (which, imo, is what the A is for).

by Bower Power on Jun 14, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's blocked now

for sure

Always follow the Crown Trools

by Archimedies on Jun 15, 2010 6:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Finally, Elisha Cuthbert has accomplished something in her life by dating the Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs. Congrats to her.

@LakerCaptain

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Jun 14, 2010 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And an alternate Captain….

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he might have played some hockey at some point.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 14, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe you are thinking of his role in the movie The Rocket. I assure you this was acting and he does not actually play hockey as an agitator on the New York Rangers.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 14, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I was sure Elisha Cuthbert banged 3 hockey players, I guess she banged two and a shit-talking dickweed

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 15, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I for one welcome out new overlord.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

Have you accepted BROCKLESNARRRRRR!!!!!!! as your personal Heavyweight Champion?

by Ubernoober on Jun 14, 2010 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

New overlord? So my request FINALLY went through!!!

by Shield on Jun 15, 2010 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOEEEEESSSSSS!!!11 I FEAR!!!!1

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jun 15, 2010 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I celebrated

by going to Wendel;s

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by furcifer on Jun 15, 2010 1:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Off topic entirely

Darren Dregger of TSN Sports Center fame called the Blackhawks over the Flyers in the finals back in September 30th, 2009. This man knows his shit. God I love Canadian hockey coverage!

by Tynford on Jun 15, 2010 2:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Wasnt that James Duthie?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Jun 15, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I picked Flyers Sharts for the final

My Fan Base Can Beat Up Your Fan Base

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 15, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sharts?
Is that thier official name?

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by Karina on Jun 15, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

origionally it was a typo that I was going to fix, but then thought about it and it was fitting, I mean you look at them play, they look great, all the talent and ability and then you let them go and BAM, they shit their pants

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 15, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It sucks that no one in the media asked him to recite the previous sixteen captains in Leafs’ history…

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by ehr.hoff on Jun 15, 2010 6:21 AM EDT reply actions  

We’re not actually sure how many Captains there have been.

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by Chemmy on Jun 15, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Less than 20 but more than a breadbox.

by Jo4nny on Jun 15, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm bread

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 15, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meaning?

"Maybe subconsciously [Jason Kendall] feels the need to throw the ball in the outfield since he can’t hit it there." - AJaha25 on Kendall leading the Royals in errors

by ehr.hoff on Jun 15, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

can’t make Phaneuf recite them when you can’t tell him how many to recite.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jun 15, 2010 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

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