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No Such Thing as a Free Lunch: July 1 Free Agent Frenzy

Fresh ice to discuss the latest UFA day happenings...

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mmmmm lunch

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

1.075 cap hit…fine by me.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long before Kovulchuk gets signed?…..Burke is probably at his door now

Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967

by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

/clock in kovys kitchen clicks over the hour

/door bell goes off

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre likes Sweatt.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Bill Sweatt sounds like a Stalberg minus the handsomeness.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like a middle manager at a burger king

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have wine ready for the kovy signing

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:06 PM EDT reply actions  

might be fitting if it’s from California

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And tastes really good but doesn’t get you drunk?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

pffft, french
(i think)

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

French? Kovalchuk isn’t going to sign with Montreal, but he is likely to sign in LA…

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully not :)
but i’m gonna stick with the french wine :P

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have champagne or cheap beer. also a gun if he signs in montreal for some reason

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought we let champagne walk

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by pevans on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

pierre macguire is dumb as shit

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s annoying, but he knows his stuff.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

But he just said Bill Sweatt is a “Big time prospect”.

Well now I don’t know what to think

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by Biff Carrington on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is

he’s got top end speed, and lots of skill… he should be a solid contributor in a couple of years.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need to sign him over the summer, how much is he worth?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd say he's comparable to

Stalberg’s entry level deal… maybe a bit more since he was a 2nd rounder.

So you can assume just under a mill probably… maybe just over with bonuses.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn't in the final 10

for the Hobey Baker or anything, but he led his school in scoring, and he’s a top 6 prospect at this point.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a mid-level prospect. May make the NHL, may not. Definitely not blue-chip like Kadri.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but worth signing.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s also a UFA on August 15th. He could very well not sign with Toronto and test the market.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mcguire loves sweatt btw

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by Redonred on Jul 1, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions  

^too slow^

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by Redonred on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glorious day!!!!

/Crosses Biron off “People i don’t want on the Sabres” list.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

tsn should just have bob mckenzie on 24/7. he’s the best

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Twitter

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

Dregger’s twitter account feed may as well be “follow @TSNBobMcKenzie”

everything he’s put up lately is “per @TSNBobMcKenzie”

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Eatin’ a good ass sandwich with a half sour pickle.

Life. Is. Good.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Ass sandwich eh?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

better than a shit sandwich made with poo, amiright?

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Z Michalek

going to free agency.

I can see him being signed by OTT

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 PM EDT reply actions  

if he is willing to take less money to play with his bro, for sure on that

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s happened

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vesa Toskala is a BIG name? for what…..Do not sign!!!!!!!

Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967

by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

If we re-sign Toskala I’ll be looking for a new team to cheer for.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this x100000

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we re-sign Toskala I’ll be looking for a new planet to live on.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Coyotes need your support. This comment sponsored by Travis Hair.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said “team”.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(

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by Travis Hair on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now you’ve made Travis Hair sad. See if he ever throws any more snakes now. (He can’t, sadly.)

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think next season’s promotion is “Throw a mormon”

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, good too see he can still detect a comment containing the word “Coyotes” even from his new location.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve already got a Bruins #19 jersey, just change the name.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big name to avoid.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bahahahahahah

Gord Miller just mentioned that Toskala was an available FA Goalie, before Theodore and Ellis!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

any word on what the hell sutter was press conferencing about?

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Calgary’s advantage in loose-fitting clothing. He heard Burke had picked up some ball sweat.

"My country is the world, my religion to do good" - Thomas Paine

by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutter newser hasn’t happened yet.

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, i thought someone said it was happening at 11:30

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was supposed to happen. I actually listened in on Calgary sports radio for a while, but there was absolutely nothing going on. GGY may have jumped the gun on the alleged Regher for Savard deal.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody with thoughts

on the Meszaros trade? Philly out of the running for Hamhuis now I’d assume.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Way out

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be pretty funny if we sign him…and by funny, very confusing.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would just be angry, I don’t know why but just angry.

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be fine with it

if we deal Komisarek for a bag of pucks.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be curious because that would definitely mean the Leafs are moving out a D man

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah if Hamhuis comes to TO

we’re definitely moving Kaberle… soon.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what would you think

if we ended up keeping Komi and trading Kaberle while also getting Hamhuis? I think it would be a little excessive, but that’s just me.

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s like 90% of our cap on our defense.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, their defense is also pricey as fuck

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto’s is still more I think.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, definetly

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

not kovalchuk; don’t care

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not according to Kypreos, they’re still in play “big time”.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Expensive 5-6 D-man

Toronto Maple Leafs: Looking at next year since 1967

by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

They might be losing

Coburn… so not sure he’s the 5 or 6… might be the 4.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

They really needed some help with the 5-6 D-Men after the playoffs, so I can see why they made the move. Should be a good one in the long run.

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they resign Coburn, they will be up against the cap.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll move out a forward probably

I’d be surprised if Carter comes back.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ve got just enough room to re-up Coburn and some spare parts. No need to move Carter.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

@dtolensky
  

Flyers have 5-dmen with a $3.2 mil+ cap hit for a total of just under $22 mil.

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is the trade coverage on TSN2? WHY???!!!!

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

So they can increase

it’s traffic… only way to justify it’s existence really.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

also online.. see above… somewhere…

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually hoping for a prolonged period of no deals, I get a perverse pleasure in watching the tsn guys talk about absolutely nothing for long stretches of time.

And then the incredible break in tension when “COLBY ARMSTRONG IS NOW A DUCK” or whatever

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

So what was the story with Kulemin yesterday? Something about his car?

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Missed that.

I saw the thing about his agent saying nothing was guaranteed… but Kulemin has no real options if he isn’t going to the KHL.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreger said the distance between the two sides “was less than the price of Kulemin’s car”

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he bought some snazzy seat covers

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Michalek $5.5M with a NTC to Ottawa per Dreger

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry, misread

That’s Gonchar

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

still
holy shit

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of frickin money

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michalek or Gonchar

seems to be some confusion

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonchar

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gonchar is a Sen…3 years at 5.5.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

what? nyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

though, this means he will available for the upcoming worlds!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF??

Gonchar to Ottawa?

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Gonchar AND Michalek?

so much for no Volchenkov… Volchenwho?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh... Gonchar

is not Michalek… too old. But their D got better offensively quite quickly.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

no room to sign a big defensive D now though, unless they move Kuba

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think people are confused – it’s just Gonchar

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by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob McKenzie TSNBobMcKenzie
  
Darren Dreger reports Sergei Gonchar has signed in OTT for three years at $5.5M plus a NTC.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

“How to waste your cap space” by Brian Murray.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch him blow out his knee in the first 5 games.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, smart plan.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

$5.5 mil/year? Wow what an overpayment.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news

That makes Kaberle at $4.25M look amazing as trade bait.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of which

I don’t see Kaberle being traded until Hamhuis is signed…maybe Martin too.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true

This is quite exciting. That said, it has got to scare teams who really think that they want to sign him to an extension.

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea. Once Martin and Michalek are off the board, Kaberle’s value will be sky high.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed 20 games this season. Is 36.

Yeah, I can see nothing going wrong with this.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, he meant Gonchar, misleading tweets…

by fatassjackson on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought Gonchar wanted 4 years more than he wanted money. Guess nobody was willing to give him that.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:19 PM EDT reply actions  

@FriedmanHNIC Remember: Marc Savard has full no-trade until July 1, 2011. Has waived to Toronto and Ottawa only, so far.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

5.5 seems kinda high for Gonchar, doesn’t it?

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Old and Busted.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Talking about increasing their PP percentage even though Pittsburgh was shit on the PP last year.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.5 is ridiculous.

for Gonchar… too old and injured.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll probably be fine next year, its the two years after that i’d be worried about… if i didn’t hate the sens with the firey passion of 135 burning suns.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's missed 81 games

over the past three seasons… that’s a LOT of time.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

in essence he’s only played two seasons over the past three

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had 50 points in 60-some games last year.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playing on a PP

with Malkin and Crosby helps.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It actually doesn't

Their PP was horrible last season compared to where it should be, 19th.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, playing at even strength with Crosby and Malkin sure helped out a lot

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crosby or Malkin. I don’t think they were linemates much last season…..right?

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but he probably played with either or at some point during most games

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

More than half his

50 points… were on the PP… 30 of them in fact… it HELPS… believe me.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto

had the worst PP in the NHL and that didn’t hurt Kaberle’s PP numbers.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kabs PP numbers were great when we had a good powerplay (somehow?)…and then went down the crapper like his 2nd half.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

which is why only 25 of his 49 points came on the PP… Gonchar had 30 PP points out of 50… and guess what, with Gonchar their PP Was actually pretty damn good… without him? not so much.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their PP was terrible last year.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missed 25% of the season…

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, he is ooooooold, this is going to look terrible in a year

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look forward

to Steeg embarassing him.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still Gonchar is a good player right now.

Selfishly let’s hope his injury problems continue. He won’t be an effective player in the third year of this deal.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's good

but he isn’t worth $5.5 for 3 years.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

with a (hopefully full) NTC

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t give him that much.

It’s a 35+ contract, too.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did Ottawa learn from the pronger signing?

Apparently nothing.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

To make it three years instead of seven?

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Headdesk

I suppose that’s a start.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is an over 35 deal, so the Sens are stuck with his cap hit. At least it’s a short-term deal. I get the feeling that If it doesn’t work out, it will be a new Sens GM that has to deal with it.

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you to whoever posted the on-line link. I don’t have TSN2, and for some reason no other channel is covering this. So thanks.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:21 PM EDT reply actions  

TAMPERING
Producer Tim TSNProducerTim
  
Amazing that Gonchar can’t get a deal done in PIT over last 6 weeks but gets it done in OTT in 20 minutes

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

3 years instead of 2 is the difference

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by Redonred on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYONE IS TAMPERING! NULLIFY ALL THEIR CONTRACTS AND FINE THEM CAP SPACE!!!1

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

/gillis’d

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha love that… we should include that in the PPP dictionary.

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by BlueBuds on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle

Looks like Burke is waiting for Gonchar, Hamhuis, and Martin to sign. That will seriously up Kaberle’s value for those teams who miss out.

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

supposedly Tampa may be looking at Martin (hence the Meszjaros trade…)

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coburn

Re-signed in Philly. $3.2 cap hit.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:23 PM EDT reply actions  

wow.

Philly says: FUCK THE CAP.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

something is brewing on forward there

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess they really don’t want a good goalie.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are masters at circumventing the cap, expect some crazy shit to go down.

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by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

theyre going crazy with D man

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by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

preferable to going crazy with the cheese wiz

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

gagne is probably gone

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, he’s the odd man out.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

However

NTC.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3 gagne

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by Redonred on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think Gagne goes to Boston for Thomas

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by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This seems like a popular option.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not gonna happen unless Leighton or Boucher also go back.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, fine.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

who’s next in goalie line for bruins if thomas is gone?

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rask…..and….uh, Sabourin?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

VESA TOSKALA

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get er done Chiarelli!

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

you should totally trade thomas and sign niittymäki! or steal niemi from chicago…

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, works for me if they’re cheap.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

niemi might not be but i think niittymäki won’t be too expensive

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Niittymäki a previous Olympic Hero™?

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was quite lovely at the 2006 olympics, yes

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

…to toronto for a bag of pucks. please?

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHI had 5 million in space with only Coburn and 2 spare parts to sign after the Mezaros trade. They’re fine for next season.

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not unless they’re ok with leighton as their #1.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tanguay going back to Calgary

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by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dominic Moore is a free agent…. want? do not want?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

only if he signs for under a mill, just so i can listen to chemmy hate on him

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if he signs for league minimum and apologizes to me personally.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pay to see him kiss your feet.

by Shield on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a great signing if you don’t plan on making the playoffs and need a second round pick.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that btw..

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...

We can trade him for a second at the deadline

by Theodles on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make the offer, then tell him we’re moving in a dfifferent direction and leave him hanging.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

tanguay signs in calgary

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s Sutters big splash?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wonder if there’s any chance columbus would trade filatov…

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

They might

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get er Done Burkie!

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

caps seem to be building some sort of russia 2…

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just love the fact that Ottawa replaced Volchenkov with Gonchar.

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

makes me giggle

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their shitty D

will be even shittier next year… wtg ottawa!

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they wanted someone who hates pants?

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooops. sorry i was trying to post a link…

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that picture

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

title

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find it a little strange I have to ask you more than once to put on pants

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i accept your apology, but must still say TITLE

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

to my defense i’m not entirely sober

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I appreciate Title warnings, but I feel that only once is enough – especially when she acknowledges she screwed up herself…

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by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, you see, as it is free agent frenzy, the posts were done simultaniously… Sleza gets a pass because its evening and sleza is probably drunk and tired.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

not drunk. just feeling slightly dizzy.

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may be the only one happy about this
@hockeyleaks Leafs talking to Colby Armstrong, they are about one year and 300,000 k a year apart

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda like it.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

no I'm not!

/high fives Steve and Clawson

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted Clarkson more but Armstrong could do.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said after the Versteeg deal

we only really need another 20 goals for our top 6 to be reasonable… and I’d rather spend the Kovalchuk money everyone in here is spending elsewhere.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would we be spending the Kovalchuk money on? Overpaid third liners?

Our biggest need is elite talent in our top six. Adding a 20 goal scorer for $3M and saying “eh it looks ok” is a terrible plan compared to actually using our cap space to bring in one of the best players in the league.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we should be more frugal. These are tough economic times

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

before everyone's panties get bunched

do look at the source of the rumor…

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll spend the $10M on some bottom pairing defenders and our third line.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke says:

Third lines win championships.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should be reminded.. CHEAP 3rd Lines win championships.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how everyone assumes

I’m putting it into 3rd liners.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke will

spend to the cap. Book it.

If it’s not 3rd line fwds, it’s more D-men.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So where are you putting the potential $14Mish we could spend?

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I think Kaberle’s still getting dealt… so on another top 4 blue liner.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neat so let’s spend $5M there and sign Kovalchuk with the rest.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Chemmy (for once) go big or go home. Get him or not I’m excited.

As a signing from left field, any thoughts on us signing foster from tampa? He’s UFA and coming off his ELC. Soild player, young and will be cheap as a depth player that will push our other D.

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by BlueBuds on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, the Sabres are stealing signing Foster while everyone else is trying to sign Z. Michalek. Stop ruining my plans!

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s bullshit.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, Pahls / Moen / Nied was pretty fucking effective.

by samspade on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and cheap….

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by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be honest, the Leafs don’t have anyone slated for the 3rd and 4th lines making more than 1 million

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if we add

Andy MacDonald or Matt Cullen? I’m ok with either of those two at $3.5 or $4 mill…

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Mac I’m fine with

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also remember

if we have $3 mill in cap space, it helps a lot to add pieces if we need to at the trading deadline… why spend right to the cap before the year begins?

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy McDonald is THIRTY THREE.

Have we learned nothing?

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE me some exasperated Chemmy.

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by mf37 on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a 2 year deal?

as a non top line player? I’m fine with it.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes clearly 33 year old players coming off solid seasons are signing short deals.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he’s fully looking for a top dollar 4-5 year retirement fund slash contract

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS

What the hell did Burke do all this work for so we could back to signing Jeff Fingers and Jason Blakes

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the 3rd line? That’s dumb. Rather get Malhotra for the 3rd line

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it's dumb... ok

that’s a great argument about why he’s bad.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do adding matt cullen or macdonald to the 3rd line make sense

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t follow. You don’t want Kovy for 8 million, but you’ll spend 7 on Colby Armstrong and Andy MacDonald.

Are you secretly John Ferguson Jr?

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Armstrong is “gritty”.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need some more “jam”.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys who are willing to get dirty.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hardnosed hockey.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old time hockey. Eddie Shore.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby is listening to the fucking song.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

puttin on the foil

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bleed all over ‘em, let ’em know you’re there.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scenario A:

Kovalchuk
Some jerkoff for the third line

Scenario B:
Manny Malhotra
Colby Armstrong

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

those are my only options?

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure why we’re in a hurry to spend $3 to $4M on borderline 2nd/3rd line guys.

Elite talent is on the market for cash. Fuck 4th pairing defenders and 3rd liners we’ll find them cheap somewhere.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have middle of the road prospects that can fill those holes on ELCs

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Even if they stink we’ll make up for it when our top two lines run roughshod over everything they see.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly, shelter the fuck out of Holzer and Dale Mitchell or something while Kovy and Kessel fucking ruin everyone

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going with A

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going with A

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

A is obviously the preferable option.

But B wouldn’t make me want to off myself.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

B is such a let down

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

A, but only if the term (cap hit not super-important) on Kovy is low.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Like I said

Disagree completely.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with that

he makes our top 6 probably… I’m ok with that.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He better not get top six money.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

true.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking around $2.8 mill a year?

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no no no no no no

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jesus god in heaven no.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

he better make less than Kulemin

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

our two top LWs would be Armstrong and Kulemin? Goodbye playoff chances

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh…we may actually be capable of keeping the puck out of our net this year.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow...

You really have no faith in Kulemin’s development at all… lol

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

put ti this way

I have no faith in Kulemin being a first line LW any time soon

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008-2009 31pts
2009-2010 36pts
2010-2011 __pts

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

41pts

PROGRESS!!!1

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

55 points would be a huge increase

but if he gets 45-50 I’m fine with that.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

40 goals

80 points from Kessel.

20 goals + 60 points for Bozak, 16 goals + 60 points for Grabovski, 25 goals + 55 points for Kulemin, 25 goals + 60 points for Versteeg, 18 goals + 45 points for Armstrong… plus whatever we get from Kadri…

That’s 144 goals + Kadri… I’m FINE with all that. especially since if you say they’re 56-60% of the LEafs offense, the team should end up with 250 goals or so all around. No problem there.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say you only get 20 from Kulemin

even if Kadri scores 10 goals… that’s 149 goals total. I’m ok with that.

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by Steve Burtch on Jul 1, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d still prefer Kovalchuck’s 40+ in there

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not like we have any right now anyways…

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have a complete distaste for him. It’s the price that matters

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully he wants 1 year and $300k, and the Leafs want 0 years and $0

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I beat you to it.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I worded it in a profoundly better way.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Says you!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the contract is for 1 year at $300,000 then I’m happy too.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh.

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still better than being happy for Higgins.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he keeps destroying MTL D-men, then he is welcome with open arms.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

This gets the LFIV thumbs up

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

/high fives LFIV

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by LeafFan1989 on Jul 1, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

@Real_ESPNLeBrun Not much action on Kaberle yet, Leafs source says

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Good, let the market dry up first.

I like to get banged.

by Phaneuf's Rock Collection on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow, if Hamhuis and Martin go today, will be the day he’s dealt.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bet is still

July 7, 1pm EST!

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahahahaahahah this drinking and driving commercial is terrible

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:37 PM EDT reply actions  

look above you.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

You actually posted a minute after him.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s below me here

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My computer says otherwise, mia culpa.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a rec

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by BetterThanBester on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dutch is so happy hes not standing next to Pierre this year.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Tanguay to CGY

1 year with a freaking NMC!!! WTF is wrong with Sutter?

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

he must have the brain damage

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would make for Tanguay being the 10th player on the Flames with a NTC or NMC.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

It must be hell trying to decide where to go for team dinners.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ales Kotalik’s NTC is “Cannot be traded to Alberta”, FYI.

This just in, Apparently sutter isn’t really running the team, he’s a stand-in for JFJ. It all makes sense now.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A 1 year $1.7mil contract is fine. But in what world has Tanguay earned a NMC?

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tanguay is repairing his reputation. Short deal, low dollars, he gets an NMC to bring the cap hit down.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 year NMCs aren’t super-bad, except when YOU ALREADY GAVE THEM TO EVERYONE ELSE.

/raging.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA

sucks to be a calgary fan

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better or worse than JFJ, is the question

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much the same…

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This must have been

his big announcement.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

kipper will cry himslef into sleep tonight

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good morning, eggs, pancakes and sausage, anyone?

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions  

morning

yes please.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

God, yes.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

ottawa never ceases to be hilarious

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I almost thought

they were going to do the smart thing and go full-on youth movement…. but no. Gonchar.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a bad contract, but yeah it looks silly

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus 35 contract with an NTC is always silly

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he would sign for less than $5.5 for sure.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was apparently looking for 6

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

can i sub bacon for the sausage, and just an extra pancake instead of eggs?

oh, and can i get it to go?

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same but I’d like to sub bacon for the pancakes.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmm

i think I’ll change my order to the all pancake platter

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take a Steeg and a McKegg please.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

see Burke

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

those are so going to be new options at Burkie’s next season!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNACK PACK!

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I love snack packs, so why can’t you just give me a snack pack!?

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Night Moves!

Snack Pack would be good because we could throw pudding cups on the ice when he scores!

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUTTERSCOTCH

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by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

butterscotch pudding is for eating, not wasting

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

me me!

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by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take Spam Eggs Sausage and Spam.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

will Prem do instead of spam?

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

these TSN talking heads are BRUTAL.

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by Karina on Jul 1, 2010 12:45 PM EDT reply actions  

makes my headache intensify!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

These Talking Heads are much better.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i always liked these

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That song was in Pirates of the Silicon Valley.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good news! That song is coming to rock band 3 :D

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

@jprutherford
The Blues have re-signed Alex Steen to a four-year contract extension. Details to follow.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good for him.

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by article1 on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fail whale.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

not me

ZOMG LEAFS SIGN…..

uhoh

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

ber whuh?

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

der nuhhhh

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

nert nert

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The TSN Heads must have an inside track that Kovy is coming to the Leafs, that would explain all the irrational trashing of him.

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by BetterThanBester on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

TSNBobMcKenzie
Deal is not done yet, stress that, but Paul Martin eager to sign in PIT and PIT eager to sign him. Working towards that. Stay tuned.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

TSNBobMcKenzie
  
Deal is not done yet, stress that, but Paul Martin eager to sign in PIT and PIT eager to sign him. Working towards that. Stay tuned.

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

i’m hearing Columbus

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSN

If they started drinking whiskey straight from the bottle on set…this would be so much better to watch.

Bacon please…with a side of bacon.

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by torleafsfan29 on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL i am sorry...

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by hockeyphreak on Jul 1, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

oh geeze.

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

well duh

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We fucking better be!!! Brayden Schenn is filthy.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't LAK

want to dump salary to nab Kovy?

Also, I’m sick of Brayden Schenn chatter.

by Marc Pilgrim on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cox mentioned the same thing and he has real sources…

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s where I bet it’s coming from

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

does make sense, burke has his top 6 player who can score and LA has expressed interest in Kabby…..
swing for the fences

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versteeg and Bozak for Doughty and Schenn!!!!1

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by Redonred on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you’ve mentioned Cox having sources, but it seems to me like LeBrun has the ear of either Burke or Nonis, doesn’t it?

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Burke uses the media miles more than JFJ ever did. I haven’t looked at LeBrun as much to see.

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LeBrun broke the Versteeg trade last night, and it seems he’s always giving updates on the Leafs

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by birky on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I’ll add him to our list of media toadies ;)

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke: We’ll let you sign Kovalchuk if you trade us Brayden Schenn for this bag of pucks.

Lombardi: Deal.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO DEAL.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then

psych! Grab Schenn and sign Kovy.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOW YOU’RE THINKING

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the guy you want?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the correct answer.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the free agent you want?

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSNBobMcKenzie
  
Deal is not done yet, stress that, but Paul Martin eager to sign in CLB and CLB eager to sign him. Working towards that. Stay tuned.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m missing something here, why all the CLB references?

by rpop on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Columbus in the PPP dictionary? I wonder…

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

looking… thanks

by rpop on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry I just looked, I was talking outloud.

Basically Columbus is from a game time thread where someone asked where the game was and about 20 people answered Columbus. Now, whenever something is repeated, we generally exclaim it must be happening in Columbus

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you forgot the important part

about 20 mins after the question was asked, some snarky commenter posted “hey, I think it’s in columbus!”

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder who that was???

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm

20 minutes late you say?

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

fashionably late

as we say here in CA…

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

If he wasn’t RFA… I’d love him back.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob McKenzie

Hopefully he didn’t forget his pants.

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by torleafsfan29 on Jul 1, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how Burke gets trashed for TRYING to get other players. I mean, it’s not like it’s in his job description or anything.

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll trash whatever I wanna do.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant by media people and fans of other teams

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

Burke’s job is to build us a team that will win the cup. Not try to sign 3rd liners.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite our wealth of bottom 6, I wouldn’t mind the Johnson out of Vancouver to fill out the 4th line with Brown and Orr.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

This is correct.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just amazing.

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by Clawson on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hedberg might become backup goalie for lundqvist

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

then where does Biron go?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooh, good point. it must be a non updated article
thank god

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by sleza on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't

they just sign Biron?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They signed Biron to back up Lundqvist though.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear Martin Biron signed with the Rangers!

by hockeyphreak on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SIGNINGS!!! LEAFSSSS SIGN SOMEONE!!!!!!!

by hockeyphreak on Jul 1, 2010 12:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Patience!

Quality over quantity today boys. Quality.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a rec’in

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES

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by CoolJ90 on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, not someone

KOVALCHUK

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

now that’s quality

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

TSN producer guy’s arms getting very sore doing the “draw it out” signal

by LeafFanInVan on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha

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by PPP on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any more drawing it out and we’ll get Pierre McGuire singing show tunes.

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by torleafsfan29 on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This post has reached the point where it eats my computer.

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Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

get a new one

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only way my boss would get a new one is if the hard drive melted again, but they’d probably get suspicious if that happened again, even it was a freak accident the first time.

Not even the Toronto Maple Leafs could kill my optimism

Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn the Evidence! Burn the Evidence!

WWGRD? (What Would Gary Roberts Do?)

by PassivelyTruculent on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don’t have a dedicated PPP supercomputer?

by KerryFraser on Jul 1, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s a matter? Haven’t Pentium 3s made it up to Buffalo yet?

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

the intertubes are clogged with cat food in Buffalo. it’s the source of the smell

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That actually

makes a lot of sense.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

so that’s where they dumped JFJ’s old leapfrog

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wouldn’t be a horrible idea to start a new thread.

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A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

On it.

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by Chemmy on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Volchenkov?

Would you want Volchenkov??? IF we didnt have ENOUGH dmen!

by hockeyphreak on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

lightning extend St Louis

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by blurr1974 on Jul 1, 2010 12:59 PM EDT reply actions  

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