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Fletch " Check out the hottie over by the Ducks table, I’d so do her"

Burke “Thats why wife asshole!”

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Jul 2, 2010 11:23 AM EDT reply actions

that is funny

Mike Green in regular season- Norris Canadiate. Mike Green in Playoffs- Nowhere to be found

by Lancers25 on Jul 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions

Fletcher “I hear great things about that Syl Apps kid. Is he available?”

Burke “Go help Daryl”

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 2, 2010 11:38 AM EDT reply actions

F: “There! That’s the guy I was telling you about. Roman Polak. Had a great year with St. Louis. We should go get him.”
BB: “Jesus Christ, Cliff. That’s a woman.”

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 2, 2010 11:47 AM EDT reply actions

Over the PA: The Edmonton Oilers select Taylor Hall. Boston is now on the clock.

F: “Shouldn’t we be going up there?”
BB: “Fuck you Cliff”

"if women think they aren’t meant to cook…then why do they have milk and eggs inside them?"

by birky on Jul 2, 2010 11:49 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

BB: “For the last time Cliff, I am NOT going to pull your finger.”

by lordosis on Jul 2, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions

Count: 1

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

CF: Is it just me, or does my finger smell like poo?

by Shield on Jul 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions

CF: I’ll get the cold cut sub…with onions.

BB: Aw, come on, you know that stuff gives you gas!

by Leaf in Habland on Jul 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

CF: Hey, remember that time I gave Jeff Finger $3.5 mil per?
Burke: Oh no, not this again.
CF: I think that was my greatest move ever. I’d do it again in an instant. I might even give that guy over there $3.5 mil per to play defense. (points at Gary Bettman)
Burke: Okay, visiting hours are over. Back to the home. Nurse!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 2, 2010 12:26 PM EDT reply actions

No Cliff, for the last time, I will not pull your finger

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 2, 2010 12:43 PM EDT reply actions

Count: 2

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Cliff: Oh so you’re the GM now..??

BB: yes for fuck sakes.

Trunkulence

by atroller on Jul 2, 2010 1:09 PM EDT reply actions

F: Hey Brian pull my finger. come on you know you want to

Mike Green in regular season- Norris Canadiate. Mike Green in Playoffs- Nowhere to be found

by Lancers25 on Jul 2, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

Count: 3

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

/farts

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 2, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions

Fletch: So, that’s the way to the bathroom

Burke: Yup, go down the hall, turn left then..

Fletch: Um, never mind.

Burke: Eww

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT reply actions

Burke: Did you see the kid the Habs just drafted?
Fletcher: Yea, he’s this tall.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 2, 2010 2:01 PM EDT reply actions

No Cliff, I haven’t seen Kyle

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 2, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions

Cliff: “Is that Vesa? Maybe we can get him back for cheap”
Burke: “How many of those drinks did you have??”

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions

CF: back in my day, sonny, we called it Draft Schmaft.

BB: stop calling me sonny, Cliff.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

BB: WHAT?!?!!!

CF: I said, ‘How much are you going to bid on the chinaman on stage?’ …I need a couple more of them sturdy buggers for my expanded “Fletcher & Sons’ Sulphur Mine and Talcum Dispensary”.

BB: You need to leave.

by Death_By_Leafs on Jul 2, 2010 11:16 PM EDT reply actions

Don’t you put it in your mouth. Don’t you put it in your mouth. Don’t you stuff it in your face. Don’t you stuff it in your face.

by Leafies on Jul 2, 2010 11:21 PM EDT reply actions

CF: You want me to put it right in there, huh? In public?
BB: Yup. And remember to hold onto my pocket when we walk the floor. Prison rules this draft, Cliff. Prison rules.

by Leafies on Jul 2, 2010 11:22 PM EDT reply actions