Colby Armstrong Will Now Be Referred to as "Jim Thome"
The Maple Leafs have confirmed that @armdog is Colby Armstrong's official Twitter account. His last tweet is about how excited he is to be in Toronto but the two before that remind me an awful lot of someone:
Just got a new droi
Droid
And that someone is baseball legend Jim Thome.
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I hope Colby Armstrong hits a few dingers.
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VAJAYJAY!
http://dugout.progressiveboink.com/archive/jon100.html
Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"
ARE YOU THERE BURKE IT’S ME COLB
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IS THIS WHERE THEY FILMED MAJOR LEAGUE?
HEY IT'S ME JI
by Popular Baseball Player Jim Thome on Jul 22, 2010 11:24 AM EDT reply actions
WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE WAS A HOT DOG AND TOLD ME TO GO INTO THE LOBBY AND EAT HIM
HEY IT'S ME JI
by Popular Baseball Player Jim Thome on Jul 22, 2010 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
Not Ji
jim thome, but I could see Kessle doing this: http://mlb.fanhouse.com/2007/10/23/the-dugout-things-to-do-in-denver-when-youre-manny-ramirez/
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THE ONLY
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THE ONLY THING THE OL JIM JAM HAS TESTED POSITIVE FOR IS TOO MUCH WALLEYE ON A STICK
by Godd Till on Jul 22, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
JIM IS IN QUITE A PICKLE DUE TO THESE MEN MADE OF GINGERBRE
HEY IT'S ME JI
by Popular Baseball Player Jim Thome on Jul 22, 2010 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
this might be the most confusing meme invented her
here
Unabashed fan of the surprise 2012 Stanley Cup champs
by pevans on Jul 22, 2010 11:45 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Agreed. Confusing, AND apparently an obscure reference to a completely different sport. It seems weaksauce as a meme.
by Wan Ihite on Jul 22, 2010 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
WHY DON’T YOU READ THE DUGOUT!
Also, wan play spies?
I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.
Pew pew
You may be taking Jared a little too seriously
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 22, 2010 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions
k now is end of game and you lost, gg want 2 play again?? imo ur a great player of videa games
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tsk tsk making fun of a stuttering tweeter
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by Future_considerations on Jul 22, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions
Today’s Dugout is pretty good: http://backporch.fanhouse.com/2010/07/22/the-dugout-the-celtic-warrior-in-kansas-city/
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According to wikipedia,
Army was a figure skater
What would we have to do to get Crosby on the Leafs...?
Wishful thinking never ends in Leaf Nation
@PaulBizNastyStrongArmDick sory communi
"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy
by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT reply actions
communist
"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy
by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 22, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions
HAPPY ANNIVERARY LUNDMARKS
@EricaLundmark Wow! In the 5 years that we have been married we have moved 21 times and had 3 children! Happy 5 year anniversary Jamie!
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Jul 22, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions
Moved 21 times? Hot damn.
Join me on the Hockey Blog Adventure! (or Twitter.) GO BRUINS! (and Wild!)
by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jul 22, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
also I meant to put this in the FTB.
"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky
by Karina on Jul 22, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions
I hope they don’t have furniture and just rent furnished places
BS
by MapleLeafMole on Jul 22, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions
ive moved 4 times in 5 years..much easier if you have no stuff
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by Future_considerations on Jul 22, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no idea what is going on here
You may be taking Jared a little too seriously
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 22, 2010 12:35 PM EDT reply actions
To which I can only say...
No Comment.
by not norm ullman on Jul 22, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions
WOO HOO
let’s get the Cheese inebriated! he love us all!!
"the usefulness of a cup, is in it's emptiness"
by Maniel Darois on Jul 22, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Are my pain killers still in effect? I have no idea what the balls is going on here. I’m going back to bed.
"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."
by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 22, 2010 1:36 PM EDT reply actions
Also
Whether you like baseball or not, The Dugout is the (2nd) best sports website I’ve ever read
Please don't act like this comment is important
this is not a meme

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jul 22, 2010 3:41 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED.
i don’t care if it’s July. fuck baseball and obscure references to it.
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
by daoust on Jul 22, 2010 4:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 22, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
and front paged no less. chemmy you’re out of control. where the hell is PPP?
Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.
He’s drunk with power.
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 22, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions
pew pew pew
You may be taking Jared a little too seriously
by JaredFromLondon on Jul 22, 2010 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions
WHAT’S THAT?
MORE BASEBALL CONTENT?
YOU GOT IT.
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i get all my baseball content from the alternate universe where
- the jays didnt dump delgado
- wells never sucked for 4 years
- rios didnt become a dick right when we needed him to be good (and was actually so good we convinced the giants to trade lincecum for glaus)
- the doc’s clinic is still open for business in toronto
also, eyebeleaf is the archduke of this alternate uni.
by Death_By_Leafs on Jul 22, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Your alternate Toronto-loving universe
probably had Kerry Fraser find an excellent optometrist as a young man, and Mike Harris become a janitor at the local school.
FRL
nope
kerry fraser dies by drowning in a tub of mousse.
also: when wayne gretzky is nearing retirement and wants to play in the city he idolized and with whom his dad still has season tickets, they FUCKING SIGN WAYNE GRETZKY and his final 249 pts (in 3 seasons!) don’t come with the damn rangers.
fun fact: his last three seasons, on the leafs, would have been good enough for 1st (97), 1st (90), and 3rd (62) in team scoring. what? we didn’t make the playoffs two of those years? thank you stavro…
by Death_By_Leafs on Jul 22, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions

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