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Housekeeping and Kris Versteeg

Head and shoulders, knees and toes! Knees and toes!

By the time this is published I should be making my way to the airport as I head off to another European excursion. I wanted to note a few things. The first is that last month, despite the Leafs not being in the Stanley Cup Final or doing anything of note for most of the month, was our busiest month ever. We had over 138K visits and 340K page views. Thanks to everyone who drops by to read, to comment, or to write. The strength of the site isn't so much Chemmy and my good looks so much as my, Chemmy's, Karina's and SkinnyFish's good looks. Oh, and the community that contributes so much.

On that note, and I include myself sometimes, I understand that people are obviously frustrated with the recent history of the Maple Leafs. Over the past month and a half I've noticed (and had it mentioned to me on a few times) that there seems to be a bit more confrontational tone. It seems to tend from a few things: people not taking the time to read comments fully or responding without addressing what was written, people taking criticisms of their arguments too personally, and too much sarcasm. I love sarcasm as much as the next guy but sometimes it comes across as confrontational. Keep that in mind. Also, remember that there should be no personal attacks. If you are getting frustrated with someone take my mom's advice: ignore them. They either won't change their mind or aren't paying attention or are trying to push your buttons.

Finally, if you are new, try to make sure that you have the lay of the land before jumping in. It'll save a lot of misunderstanding. If you are not new, remember you were all new once, except for Jared who might have been commenting here before the site existed, so have some patience and be gentle.

While I am gone you'll be living under Jammienism. What does that mean? More summary executions probably and maybe some Chick Tracts. Enjoy!

After the jump, some thoughts on Versteeg from Chicago Bloggers.

Star-divide

First up: Fork Lift from Hockee Night who will be hosting Chemmy on their puckcast Monday night. Can't begin to imagine how many Xs that will be rated.

On the upside, you get a guy with good hands and outstanding puckhandling abilities. He'll stick up for his teammates the best he can, but it's not what you want him doing.

On the downside, he will always want to carry the puck into the zone, regardless of how many people are stacked up on the blue line. He will not, under any circumstances, dump or chip. He will also look at the refs after every slash, spear, whatever. He's the only Hawk who never figured out he had to play through some of that stuff.

You'll have at least one "Goddamnit, Versteeg!" moment in every game.

In fact, Game 2 vs. Nashville sums him up perfectly. He kept trying to carry the puck through the zone, and kept getting stripped. He took a dumb penalty. He turned the puck over. Then with 90 seconds left, he scored the game winner and got first star.

And now SamFels from SBN's Second City Hockey:

Basically, the country-stupid, naive shit eating grin that Kris Versteeg looks at the world through is the same way he plays hockey.  He's honestly convinced that he's Mario Lemieux, and that leads him to trying all sorts of shit on the ice. Sometimes, it's spectacular, notice his shorty against Columbus this year where he pulls three toe drags (honestly, who the fuck does that?)  He'll always try and dipsy doodle his way through the blue line, and take his fair share of dumb penalties.  Fork's right, he never stops bitching at the refs, which costs him.


And he'll frustrate the hell out of you.  He'll turn the puck over everywhere, take a lazy hooking penalty after one, bitch.  And then he'll kill a penalty and score a shorty.  The kid is mad talented, has balls of steel, and if he gets top 6 minutes (with actual Top 6 talent, not what you threw out there last year), I don't think 30 goals and 70 points is out of the question.  It's more likely that he and Kessel get in a fistfight at center ice though when one of them hogs the puck.  Don't play them together.


What do we need to know about Stalberg?  I find him at least a little intriguing. 


Ugh.  Roy Hodgson?

Yes, Roy Hodgson. Uggggh. Anyway, discuss!
Sam

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Liverpool needs to fill up its holes on the field. I’m not worried about Hodgson at all.

by sodonis on Jul 9, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

they shoulda hired

Roy Hobbs. That kid was a natural.

Unabashed fan of the surprise 2012 Stanley Cup champs

by pevans on Jul 9, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football I know. There’s no way Liverpool do better than Roy Hodgson at the moment. Besides, he’s got integrity, has a huge amount of experience, is proven at doing well on a tight budget, got Fulham to the Europa League final and everyone in England want’s him to be their uncle. The last point is important, Rafa Benitez is as likable as piles and the media were in no mood to cut him or Liverpool any slack.

Being English, I reserve the right to say stupid stuff.

by London(England)Leaf on Jul 9, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

They don’t call it piles in N. America, I think that probably went over everybody’s head. I think they call it hemorrhoids. We need an English-English dictionary.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I just need to learn how to spell. I sat there trying a gazillion combinations for hemorrhoids but always came up short. Who knew there was an o, two r’s and an h?!

I took a gamble but it didn’t pay off. But I’d do the same again if I had to.

Being English, I reserve the right to say stupid stuff.

by London(England)Leaf on Jul 10, 2010 3:34 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I sat there trying a gazillion combinations for hemorrhoids

Google.com or Dictionary.com are good friends of mine.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

spelling errors on PPP? that unpossible!

Me: Any idiot could see that.
Mrs. P: You're not just any idiot, you're the most special kind of idiot.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 10, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

i dont noe wot ewe ar tawking abowt.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 10, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s amazing that Google Chrome does spell check as I type posts.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 10, 2010 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only got it with spell check :)

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 10, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe i shouldn't be

since they were clearly trying to warn us of the bad things, but those reviews made me unbelievably excited about Versteeg.

A mad-skilled cocky player who wants the puck and can snipe? Eff yes.

Seriously, though, you’re getting at least one good NHL player back in taht trade in Stalberg. And he’s cheap, for now, which is the whole point for you. Enjoy him. If he develops some hands, watch out.

Unabashed fan of the surprise 2012 Stanley Cup champs

by pevans on Jul 9, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s be honest, I’m the only female posting, and most of the readers here are male, so the site’s success is clearly due to my good looks, and that alone. ;)
Also, thank you.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 3:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Pictures of me posted on this site – several
Pictures of Karina – 0

Case closed.

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 9, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

false

my baby picture was the focus of an FTB.
WOOOT!

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche

I've always wanted to be a PPP Princess. You see kids, you can be anything you want to be; so long as Jay Leno doesn't also want to be that.

by SkinnyFish on Jul 9, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, here

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, dammit

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine at least four people have saved this picture and will find some way to abuse it.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Karina, that picture is screaming GET ME THE HECK OUT OF THIS CAR. At least to me. Nice picture, though.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it said “fart”

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Karina, you looked so pretty on your wedding day LOLZ!!!!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy there tiger

you don’t need to tell us what your Friday night plans are…

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 9, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not one of those four… but if you want to get into BCWW territory… i have a photographic memory anyway.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a pornographic memory.

by CancerousRocket on Jul 9, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saved it

Into my folder for photoshopping images. I’m sure some nefarious purpose will come along in due time.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your limo had better seats than ours did.

nice pic!

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does it have to be a wedding photo?

That makes what 50+% of the guys on here are likely to do with it far more sacreligious somehow.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So now I feel bad about noticing the car seats.

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ho hum. Just another drop-dead gorgeous Dutch girl.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Jul 9, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP must have hit the booze early today. Could have sworn I read

Karina’s good looks
which we all know to be a ridiculous statement.

In loving memory of #21 Chris Higgins......I never even got the chance to say "I Love You"

by birky on Jul 9, 2010 3:11 PM EDT reply actions  

isn’t this getting personal??? Besides. Everyone knows I am hot.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! You’re not supposed to take stuff so personal. PPP said so!

Shero gets an A. Burkie gets a checkmark.

by PopRocks on Jul 9, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true – the evidence is up there.

by Blue and White Expat on Jul 9, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a very good balance of opinions on this site, which I love. Chemmy’s loud and unforgiving while PPP is reserved and empathetic. Karina has gentle anecdotes and SkinnyFish has brash op-ed pieces.

I love every one of you, and am proud to be a Leafs fan alongside you.

by Jo4nny on Jul 9, 2010 3:13 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

This

sums it up better than I ever could. Thank you sir.

And thus marks the timely demise of Colt 45.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like good players. Phil Kessel Fan Club Member #1 right here.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I escape definition!

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not words. You exude words. Copiously.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re the 1W30 that keeps the whole thing from seizing up.

by Jo4nny on Jul 10, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

but more hi-tech, I’d say 0W20

"the usefulness of a cup, is in it's emptiness"

by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

…this, kids, is what we call “foreshadowing.”

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 9, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once at some games at which [Caligula] was presiding, he ordered his guards to throw an entire section of the crowd into the arena during intermission to be eaten by animals because there were no criminals to be prosecuted and he was bored

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Caligula! Are you going to make Wendel a senator?

Are you balding?

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caligula Couldn’t Get Enough of That Griddle Stuff

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and what do we say when something like this happens? “It’s goooood that Jammies decided to do that.”

From here on out, whenever I see “Jammienism”, I will be mentally picturing that sequence in The Wall when the animated hammers are marching across an increasingly diseased and unpleasant countryside. Buckle up kids, this could get rough.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 9, 2010 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice twilight zone reference.

Unfortunately for your negative portrayal of our glorious leader you will be sentenced to the fun zone for a short period of time.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, c’mon, aren’t I at least entitled to a preposterously unfair show trial first?

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 9, 2010 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not falling into your trap. I know what you do.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

At least do this for me: when it comes time to compose my “confession”, don’t dictate it to Jared. If I’m going to claim responsibility for the Kennedy assassination, I would prefer not to mis-spell it.

jrwendelman
The Artist Formerly Known as "Junior", who blogs at heroesinrehab.ca/blog

"But if someone so eager to engage into fist talk, we can always meet after season end in Minsk." (Mikhail Grabovski and a well-meaning but not particularly skillful translator)

by jrwendelman on Jul 9, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're done.

Misspelled misspell.

Jesus. That gives Jared a free one.

by not norm ullman on Jul 9, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Karina did that a couple days ago, it was funny

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will instead give you the opportunity to sell out all 30 of the people who put you up to this so that they can be given a relaxing massage in the fun zone.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, fun zone? Where’s the fun zone? Is Wendel there?!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you imply Wendel would end up in the fun zone.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

why not? Wendel enjoys fun!! If Wendel’s there I wanna go to the fun zone.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah! I found the source of our confusion. I bought an improperly translated phrase book.

Please replace “fun zone” with “forced labor death camp” and “relaxing massage” with “cruel death”.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

sounds like fun to death!

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

My hovercraft is full of eels!

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

/gasp!

How could you do that to Wendel?!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drop your panties Sir William I cannot wait til lunchtime.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a mistranslation too.

“Wendel Clark” was supposed to read either “Idi Amin” or “Ernest Borgnine.”

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the entire cast of Ishtar

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crucifixion’s a doddle

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically what I’m saying is that next week we will perform feats of physical strength followed by a scavenger hunt and there may very well be ice cream*.

* excruciating acute embarassment

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe…….in all seriousness, people get heated sometimes but its more out of passion than it is personal attack (i hope)

Toronto Maple Leafs: Nowhere to go but up!

by LeafFan1989 on Jul 9, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the baby picture Karina was talking about, or did we just peek at Chris Neil’s child album?

"According to the statistics, Bester outperformed his teammates in every league that he ever played in, and was easily the best goalie the Leafs had in the 1980s. Despite this, the Momesso goal was essentially the end of Bester's NHL career."
http://brodeurisafraud.blogspot.com/2009/10/underrated-allan-bester.html

by BesterThanYesterday on Jul 9, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love angry baby.

And thus marks the timely demise of Colt 45.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

fierce baby is fierce

A paparazzi snaps actor Cam Gigadent and daughter Everleigh, July 2 2009.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m new to this site and it is fricking hilarious like 95% of the time, the other 5% is insightful hockey stuff. Really liking the whole thing.

Also I’d rather have one “Goddammit Versteeg!” moment than half a dozen “Blake, what the fuck?!”moments per gam

Don't think, it hurts the team!

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 3:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Also I’d rather have one "Goddammit Versteeg!" moment than half a dozen "Blake, what the fuck?!"moments per gam

This.

Shero gets an A. Burkie gets a checkmark.

by PopRocks on Jul 9, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out the gams on that steeg

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

My Illustrious debut foiled by my lack of spellcheck! Still at least I’m not the only one…

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The kid is mad talented, has balls of steel, and if he gets top 6 minutes (with actual Top 6 talent, not what you threw out there last year), I don’t think 30 goals and 70 points is out of the question.

Harsh. Harsh but true.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 9, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ya, that comment should have pissed me off but I was too consumed by 70 points and 30 goals to care.

by The Muppet on Jul 9, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Considering that for 2/3rds of the season

we were trotting Ponikarovsky, Stajan, Hagman, Blake, and Stempniak over the boards as top 6, and they all ended the season playing in the top 6 somewhere else, I’m not sure I follow the logic of that statement.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll give you Streekniak, but to be fair, Stajan & Hagman were with the Flame(out)s. And Poni sat out some, and was demoted from the 2nd line some. I prefer not to think about Blake.

Shero gets an A. Burkie gets a checkmark.

by PopRocks on Jul 9, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan Hagman and Poni are all top 6 forwards.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 9, 2010 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

but barely

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 9, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some are like 6.4’s but we round down.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

So… who is gonna go over there and lie through their teeth about Stalberg, thus delaying the inevitable – Blackhawks fans realizing Burke has also fleeced their GM?

by The Muppet on Jul 9, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Given their situation

it wasn’t a fleecing at all. Chemmy and PPP said so in their podcast, so it must be true!

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Jul 9, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stalberg isn’t a hockey player the way that Versteeg is a hockey player. If you could combine DiDomenico’s character with Stalberg you might have a player worthy of trading for Versteeg.

I think the best player they got out of that deal was DiDomenico to be honest, and even he is only destined for a 3rd line role. Stalberg had me for a bit but then he lost me. I didn’t see anything in his game other than speed that he can’t fully use on NHL sized rinks that I’ll miss.

Versteeg is a beast.

It was a fleecing.

by The Muppet on Jul 9, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've gotta say that's a totally premature

judgement. Put Stalberg on the wing with Toews and Kane? I’ve gotta imagine he’s got more skill going for him than Byfuglien does… so he can’t help but be an improvement on the wing.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree, although chances are he won’t be playing with Kane and Toews.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 9, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno...

fine… play him with Sharp and Hossa… is that still going to be a huge problem?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, but I don’t see him putting up insane numbers or anything.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 9, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Define Insane

if he gets 40 points I wouldn’t be shocked.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahem.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

wow, you’re a lot younger than I thought!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not really a new picture….

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of old… In other depressing news, isn’t it time to increment your avatar 1967ers?

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerry Frasier!

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was time last season. I had a whole bunch of “43” pics that I found and cropped to fit, but I kinda like this one.

Besides, “Leaf, the universe and everything” doesn’t work with 44.

I was thinking I’d add a second comment on the sig – “the 44th year in the 42-year saga.”

Leaf, the universe and everything.

by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should add a “+1” to the bottom of the picture. Assuming the MSM isn’t going to spam 43 as much as they spammed 42 in every article they ever wrote.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

made a few variations where I scribbled out the two and put in a three – just didn’t work at this scale

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by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

the 44th year of the increasingly inaccurately named “42 year drought”

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could put up a wedding shot, but it was carved on slate and doesn’t scan well.

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by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahh, you need to get one of those new slate scanners.

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

anything that scans rock is a must-have in my book (which is also made of rock).

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by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dion has one he could loan you.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice shirt

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Jul 9, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found it!

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by 1967ers on Jul 9, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok Wrap you know which cruel overlord appreciates your myriad talents.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got it, babe.

I am the gif maker.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also maker of game threads.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrap Around Curl – You won’t find a hotter hockey blogger on the whole Internets.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 9, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOO.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

she’ll thrill you with skillz

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

SKILLZ THAT KILLZ

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Jul 9, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, I rock blogging like a hurricane

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Jul 9, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You put the blog in the blogra blogra Ann

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I put the blog in the blog-shoo-blog-shoo-blog

Article1: "I WANT HER TO BE A PRINCESS! THIS MAKES HER LOOK LIKE A SLUT!"

by loser domi on Jul 9, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buttons!!!1

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah? Well I rock blogging like a 4 oz bag of gravel!

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

no she’s clearly not the ONLY female here Curl, and yes you’re gorgeous too…

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by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

or blind you with science

Don't think, it hurts the team!
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by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems to tend from a few things: people not taking the time to read comments fully or responding without addressing what was written, people taking criticisms of their arguments too personally, and too much sarcasm

Only Jared would be a big enough jerk to act like that. He’s a total clown.

My Goal Is To Make Each Comment As Meaningless As Possible

by Archimedies on Jul 9, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

But he’s such a lovable clown, even with the total inability to spell.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Tyler Ennis: Freed from Portland!

by Ubiquitous on Jul 9, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP MAKING FUN OF ME

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

was that sarcasm?

AND CAPS?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WEBSPLOSION

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Jul 9, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

for Jared

WELL, SO IS YOUR FACE!!!!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 9, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!!

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

try the reply button. it makes conversations more easy to follow!

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER!!

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

/wink

You catch on fast, grasshopper

"...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd."

by Fergus30 on Jul 9, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of good looking people

this site is why i can’t wear sweatpants anymore…

well, this site and Archi.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 9, 2010 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m flattered. I truly am.

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 9, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and too much sarcasm.

Are you being sarcastic?

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Jul 9, 2010 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

x

My Goal Is To Make Each Comment As Meaningless As Possible

by Archimedies on Jul 9, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love your new tag.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a fair warning

To anyone that doesn’t know me yet, that I don’t have anything serious to say

My Goal Is To Make Each Comment As Meaningless As Possible

by Archimedies on Jul 9, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how can we trust that you mean that seriously? Maybe you’re serious all the time!

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is “kneel before Todd” a Supernatural reference?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Totally

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG I love Supernatural.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I saw that episode like two years ago, but I still laugh my butt off every time I think about it.

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go watch it now since I have it all on DVD. And the teddy bear in that epi…so amazing.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jul 9, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That bear is champion

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Yes I find myself VERY amusing

by antrofan on Jul 9, 2010 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Supernatural is amazing! Who doesn’t like life-sized, alcoholic, depressed teddy bears?

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Jul 9, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts on Zherdev?

From Twitter:

wyshynski Good gamble then. RT @sbaicker Zherdev’s deal is worth $2 million for one year.

Unsubstantiated for now, but if true I’m more that a bit pissed that Colby Armstrong costs $3 M while Zherdev only $2 M. Was he black-balled by everyone but Philly or something?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Here’s the Sarah Baicker article from CSN Philly.

Me: Any idiot could see that.
Mrs. P: You're not just any idiot, you're the most special kind of idiot.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Think about it for a second… first off Zherdev was in the KHL last year and has proven difficult to coach in the past (on the basis of what I’ve heard about his career in the NHL that is)… secondly, the Flyers were Stanley Cup Finalists, that just added Andrej Meszaros to their already solid D, and look at their forward corps… it REALLY won’t be hard for Zherdev to look good with those forwards. And that is exactly what he’s banking on – put up 70+ points, cash in a year from now.

I sincerely doubt he’d come CLOSE to putting up anything like that amongst the Leafs top 6 forwards… especially as their 3rd top 6 RW… how does that work?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I forgot to conclude my argument

I think it makes more sense for him to take a pay cut to play in a solid situation in Philly with a strong team, than it does a player like Colby Armstrong to play in Toronto on the 29th ranked team from last year… this contract doesn’t confuse me at all.

It’s easy to attract talent when you make the Stanley Cup Finals… not so much when you finish 29th… DESPITE the fact that we’re the Leafs.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Jul 9, 2010 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if it’s not equal and he wouldn’t take the same offer with the Leafs, then fine. Just saying that I was on the “Cheap, short term contract for Zherdev” bandwagon and agreed with several on here that it would be a reasonable flyer to take for a 30-goal guy.

He would be our second RW after Phillip though, not the 3rd. If you mean after Versteeg, he’s listed as a LW.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he wasn’t interested in playing for Toronto, but I read that Burke wasn’t interested in him and didn’t make him an offer, so we’ll probably never know if he would have been willing to sign here.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Flyers are dumping Gagne to pick up Zherdev. That should tell you all you need to know about how highly the Flyers regard Zherdev.

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by birky on Jul 9, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s also a significant cap difference. Zherdev also doesn’t have an NTC.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

flyers already had a full roster and were under the cap. Gagne only has one year left on his deal, so it’s not crippling.

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by birky on Jul 9, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just realized that’s with Zherdev, but the difference between ELC (800k) and Zherdev (2 mil) wouldn’t cover the -1.4 spread.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

you probably don’t have a 13th forward on an ELC. more like a spare part, fill in guy. Jamie Lundmark type. 5-600K max.

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by birky on Jul 9, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s still cutting it very tight. Tighter than any team will really want to roll in to the regular season; if someone lands on LTIR, they’ll need enough cap space to bring someone up as a replacement – that someone might not be a league min contract.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

And to be clear, I think they certainly could’ve gone ahead without trading Gagne, I just think they were going to trade him before the Zherdev signing as well.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they trade Gagne unless they know they’re getting Zherdev

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by birky on Jul 9, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

zherdev/gagne parallels to kaberle/lebda anyone?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a lot of talk about Gagne being on the way out. This was up over at BSH a week ago. I think there was an understanding that if someone marketable was going, it was going to be Gagne.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This comment summarizes the view quite well. And it wasn’t exactly a new, controversial viewpoint there.

by Bower Power on Jul 9, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They will trade Gagne (or waive him *fingers crossed) to clear off his $5.whatever salary, then sign Turco for $2M and re-sign their RFAs.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 9, 2010 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they really like Zherdev that much more than Gagne, they’re insane.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gagne for Kaberle straight up!

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 9, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note 1: I called $2.5 for Zherdev on the podcast.

Note 2: God damn it Burke.

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least he spent 1.5 M on Lebda.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

NB: the moral of the story here, is if Burke/Nonis/Poulin isn’t enamoured with you, you can fuck right off and to hell if you’d help the Leafs or not.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just as a possibility, the fact that only one other GM appears to have stepped into the Zher-doo doesn’t suggest anything? And the fact that it’s only Philly (urp-a-derp) that took a bite doesn’t kinda reinforce Burke’s view?

by not norm ullman on Jul 9, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, we know he can only sign with one team, but who knows how many others showed interest?

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Mrs. P: You're not just any idiot, you're the most special kind of idiot.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

At 1 year and $2 million, apparently we should have seen dozens of takers and bidders. After all, this guy is supposed to be a Top 6 forward, points on the board – so you’d think there’d be lots of drooling.

Unless…. there’s real problems with him… and the net upside may not actually be there….

by not norm ullman on Jul 9, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

you may be right. i’d love to hear burke’s take so we know if he had any desire or made some offer.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah we shouldn’t take risks on short term players because _____________________________

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by Chemmy on Jul 9, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

um, well, aaahhh…

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good quip Chemmy, but what we want is good judgment of individual risks and returns, some short-term, some longer. (i.e. Nobody wants to go back to the worst of Uncle Cliff, in terms of “short-termism” right?) I’m against Zherdev, not against short-term risks in general.

by not norm ullman on Jul 9, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re against a guy who scored 25 goals in 2008 with THE RANGERS signing here for $2M?

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by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

He got 23 goals and 58 points with full ice-time, 82 games, top line, tonnes of PP time – saw lots of Gomez, Naslund, Dubinsky beside him. No heavy checking responsibilities, nada. And that’s what he got – 23 and 58.

I guess I look at that and say, the reports are that he took a lot of nights off, was pretty dreadful defensively, and had no great commitment to his team, and I ask whether I can use that $2 Million to upgrade to someone who can get me 23, play better defense, be a better part of the team. Gagne? Poni? Hell, I’d say a Stalberg is entirely likely – bad hands and all – to get 20. So, with negative defense and taking nights off, I’d say… no thanks.

by not norm ullman on Jul 10, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

100% agree

I am happy to hear he is off the market and he isn’t a Leaf.

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 10, 2010 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying it’s wrist-slashing time, but it would really have been a cheap, asset-retaining way to add a 30-goal potential guy to your roster. If he blows, he moves. If he’s awesome, pay day next summer. It’s extremely low risk.

The big ??? is still whether he would have signed here for that deal or not. Even at $3M, until Kabby is moved for someone markedly better, I’ll call it a major missed opportunity.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 10, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Here are the names of Leaf players who scored 58 points last year:
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And at $2M, here are the Leaf forwards who he would’ve cost less than:
Kessel
Kulemin
Grabovski
Armstrong
Versteeg
Bozak (w/ bonuses)

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by SkinnyFish on Jul 10, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan scored 57 and Poni 50. Blake scored 63 the year before. All three are treated as dog-shit around here, but folks now want to rave about Zherdev and his hand-fed 58??

But then again, some people here think Torres is good and a top 6 winger and that we should sign him too.

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 10, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have yet to read that on this website…..

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by Redonred on Jul 10, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you don’t want a player who scored 58 pts for $1M less than Colby Armstrong. Got it.

Our PP sucked and we need a top six winger.

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by Chemmy on Jul 10, 2010 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want more underachieving non-backchecking body-contact-averse problem-children.
I also didn’t want Armstrong at $3 million. But, at least with Armstrong you know what you’ll get and you know you’ll get it consistently.

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 10, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. 29 points.

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Armstrong’s upside; on this team I bet he can score 30 or 31.

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 10, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

on our 3rd line? I think you might be in for a reality check.

If he can hit 20 I’d be surprised.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, but how many does he let right back in the other end through poor defense?

Kovalchuk is a net minus at even strength in the advanced stats, but compensates with a shitload of PP production. Odds that this guy approaches that good?

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 10, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colby vs Zherdev 2008-09

Not convinced the goal-scoring greatness of Zherdev and weaknesses of Colby are quite what they seem. Side By Side.

Plus… INTANGIBLES!!!!!1

by not norm ullman on Jul 10, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same number of goals, but Zherdev has a bunch more assists.

QTeam anyone?

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 10, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

i think the last thing a young-ish team like the Leafs would need is a known malcontent with a me-first attitude. no matter how cheap he comes.

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 9, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this

Burke has a plan, he’s acquiring players with certain abilities. We’ll get scoring from whomever he brings in for Kaberle, and they’ll be someone who fits the plan. I understand not biting on Zherdev.

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by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't want Zherdev

…. but at the same time…. if he would have taken $2m with the Leafs (I don’t think he would have) I’d have wanted him.

Even at $3m I wouldn’t have wanted him, but $2 is a damn good deal – which I’m assuming he only would have taken with a few teams.

I still can’t believe they’re going to trade/waive(please!) Gagne.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 3:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

THISX1000

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by daoust on Jul 9, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. Yes, the Leafs need top 6 talent, but they need to be a team. Primadonnas can only lead to internal strife in the future. Take risks, not every risk.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 9, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need more talk about Brett Lebda in this thread.

by Leaf in Habland on Jul 9, 2010 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

We need more talk about Brett Lebda bunnies in this thread.

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by loser domi on Jul 9, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, at least he spent 1.5 M on Lebda bunnies.

Better?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

he spent 1.5 M bunnies on Lebda?

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by loser domi on Jul 9, 2010 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lebda bunnies?

Truculence...starting 10/1/09

by LeafBoy on Jul 9, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? No! He spent $1.5M on bunnies. Know how many bunnies you can get for $1.5M? A SHITLOAD, that’s how many.

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Mrs. P: You're not just any idiot, you're the most special kind of idiot.

by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

$1.5 million does buy far more bunnies than it does Lebdas

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by loser domi on Jul 9, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

So then, how many bunnies per Lebda?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose there’s quite a price difference between, say, a Norwegian lop and a Playboy.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 to a 100 thousand according to your link.

So we coat the defensive end of our ice in two feet of warm furry kicking bunnies, and nobody will get a puck close to through on us.

Genius.

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 9, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

only in montreal.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 9, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you guys!!

You all make being a Leafs fan worth it the struggles of the team. Intelligence, good looks, horrible spelling and all, make this a wonderful family to be a part of.

And really I don’t know how muck longer Burke is gonna wait to pull a deal for Kabby. I know he’s looking for the right deal but every other of the 29 teams know this and will seemingly low ball us. Burke can’t be content with really keeping Kabs here, this might go on until this trade window is seconds from being over.

We need goals to come from somewhere and Zherdev would have helped (and at 2mil we all could except his laziness). If Gagne, gets waved we should grab him in a second. He’d look good wearing #12 in blue. Yeah I know I’m saying all the things we are all thinking but still. Its great being apart of PPP Heavy and Kitten Ranch.

by L510 on Jul 9, 2010 8:34 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

San Diego Leaf Fan Report CommentJuly 10th 2010, 12:29am
Help is on the way. Anaheim’s trade of Eminger (leaving them with four defenseman) in exchange for Voros and Hillier (leaving them with too many forwards) was obviously done to send Bobby Ryan and/or Corey Perry to Toronto for Kaberale and/or Schenn. Bet on this announcement in the next couple of days.

by funnybuns on Jul 10, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw this, too. But they have Sbisa and Fowler coming through the pipe. Maybe Fowler doesn’t make it this year, but Sbisa should. And there are still some free agents out there. Willie Mitchell is a decent depth guy and the longer they wait, the cheaper he’ll be. The only way Ryan gets moved is if they really can’t sign him, but they’ve got some time to figure it out.

by Leaf in Habland on Jul 10, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

What does this mean?!?!?

Shoalts is agreeing with Chemmy? Is that… good?

dshoalts See @felixpotvin, who said Gary made owners a lot of money. Some of them maybe. RT @JackWBowie: NHL also said hockey would work in Phoenix.

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by Karina on Jul 9, 2010 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to cash in that retirement plan early! 2012!!!1

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by blindfolded tank driver on Jul 9, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww, I come here to say hi to PPP and he’s taking off to Europe?! Sad face.

Well, here’s a hi to everyone else! If anyone’s awake still.

by Connie Kim on Jul 10, 2010 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Well we feel like sloppy seconds now.

Does that mean we should bang some rocks together now?

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 10, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP is going away? Does that mean Chemmy has another fake election then smites everyone who doesn’t vote for him?

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by Clawson on Jul 10, 2010 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah, Chemmy doesn’t have time for fake elections, he prefers the real dictatorships

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

heil mein fuhrer!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jul 10, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

he prefers the real dictatorships

emphasis on

dick

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by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Jul 10, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

LET THE SPEC END
DarrenDreger
In an effort to squash whatever Bobby Ryan trade rumours still exist. Ducks gm, Bob Murray wants the spec to end. He’s not trading Ryan.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 10:27 AM EDT reply actions  

it wont

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

He probably wants it to end because Bobby’s agent is using it as leverage in negotiations.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s just going to make it worse. I find the Ryan speculation hilarious.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just want it all to end and the season to start

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very true, but the Ryan trade rumours are a nice distraction from 2 solid months of hand-wringing about the Leafs roster.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would all go a lot quicker if Burke would just move Kaberle

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Kovalchuk
my guess is there is a team or two (devils, Kings) that have interest in Kabby but also interest in Kovy and neither is willing to part with anything significant at the moment since their eyes are on the consistent 40 goal scoring prize.
once he picks his destination who ever is left will be open to better returns

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do the Devils really need any more defensemen?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

they still dont have a puck mover

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

True, I just don’t want anything they have, well I do, but they’re untouchable.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much
but i’m at the point where i’d be perfectly happy taking a fist full of prospects and picks for Kaberle

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle for Clowe

The FTF guys are all for it now that they “have” Hjalmarsson

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, Clowe would be awesome. Seto would be better, but whatever.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want either one

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to have both, but Clowe isnt worth Kaberle
and Seto would cost more than Kaberle, so nay

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Draft picks!

Man, Kaberle is not going to get us more than Clowe in many other teams in the league.

Plus, SJ is one of the places where you’d think they could be okay risking a 1 year only with Kaberle

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still think Buffalo is the prime destination (they REALLY need a puck mover, plus the chance of resign is higher than anywhere but Toronto) but Burke is probably sitting on their offer to see if LA or who ever misses out on Kovy ups their offer

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya but I hate most of Buffalo’s top 6 (who I’m pretty sure Burke is still targetting rather than prospects or picks)

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

agreed, every single one of Buffalos forwards has a tweak or two that make me skeptical
injuries, consistency, cap hit, etc

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I’d take Clowe. I thought his salary was higher than it is. Setoguchi is going to want too much $$$ as he is an RFA

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seto will probably earn less than Clowe’s current contract, they are expecting around $3.2M per season

I’d much rather have Seto, but I gotta figure he isn’t being considered as trade bait.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I think Seto is more attractive as he is younger and has a high upside, but Clowe is cost-controlled.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 10, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Clowe has the “big body” too… 6’2", 225lbs, ton of PIM… he’s got the truculence.

Probably not as high-end goal-scoring wise, but puts up pretty decent numbers, good enough for a top 6 for sure.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

That 36 goal season is going to play heavily in any negotiation

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

you mean 36 point right?

he was pretty clutch in the post though

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry, I meant that 31* goal season.

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seto had a 31 goal season in 08-09, but he was playing a ton of time with Big Joe and Marleau (this was pre-Heatley)

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know. I think he’ll get more $$$, maybe a lot more, than he’s actually worth. That’s my concern.

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh possible, that’s one thing SJ might be concerned about too…. might be a good reason for them to trade him instead of Clowe for Kabs…

but seto is 4 years younger, has put up better numbers on average, definitely has more “value”

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Leafs would be more interested in Clowe. He can play either wing, brings size, and has shown he can produce offense without playing on the Thornton-Marleau line

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d do that trade straight up. I don’t know if burke would try for more, but I hope he wouldn’t take less.

I don’t understand these new Columbus rumours at all.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

what new rumors?

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

That Columbus is looking for a puck-mover… then millions of Leaf fans jumping all over it.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 10, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Columbus SHOULD be looking for a puck mover, but most of the rumblings ive heard is they are going to stick with Straleman and Russel

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

andy greene is the only offensive-ish guy they have and I don’t think he’s in that upper echelon of offensive defensemen like Kaberle is.

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by birky on Jul 10, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

this.

but do they want Finger too??

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by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle to the Devils begins with Tedenby or Josefson and ends with Corrente with probably a stop in 2nd rounder land in between

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think you’re spot on Jared.
I’ve been toilling with the idea of Beauchemin being on the block too, just not as hyped (obviously) it’s too bad because I do like his play, I just think he still has trade value. To the right team.

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by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I could see Beauch being traded back to the Ducks actually, they need someone like him and he’d be the perfect tweener before their kids were ready as he has a couple years left

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think a few teams need someone like him, had we not aquired Dion I would never have suggested it but I think of our rear guards those two have the most over-lapping skill sets. Clearly Dion is rear to stay soooo. Anahiem is an interesting possiblity
Bob Murray didn’t say anything about not trading Perry…

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by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh,I wish, nah, it would more along the lines of Beach for Lupul

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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 10, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lupul ould be good, but throw in Kabs and…

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by Maniel Darois on Jul 10, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

all i see is
trading Ryan

I have nothing interesting to say.

by blurr1974 on Jul 11, 2010 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ryan blah blah trade blah blah Ryan

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by Wan Ihite on Jul 11, 2010 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions