Mount Stachmore
L to R: Lanny McDonald, Ian White, Rob Ramage, Wendel Clark.
Too much awesome or just the right amount of awesome?
2 captains, one fella who is partially responsible for the acquisition of our current captain and Lanny freakin' McDonald. This mountain of moustachulence cannot be topped. Argue against these monumental men and their fabulous facial follicles. I dare you. They dare you.
I do believe this contest is now, officially, over.
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Shack over white, I’ll take it.
A Nation of Masochists
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
why? he’s right
You may be taking Jared a little too seriously
by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Love it!
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Other Consideration...
Jussi Rynnas or however u spell his name… c’mon pornstache!
Macoun!
Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.
by Down Goes Brown on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions
I knew I liked you for a reason
You may be taking Jared a little too seriously
by JaredFromLondon on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions
oh hells ya.
Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.
by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions
See those ugly colours? They disqualify that duster.
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Why's everybody always hating on me?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.
Pat Burns regular moustache > Pat Burns eyebrow moustache > Ian White’s moustache
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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Other vintage!

(Garth Boesch)
Leaf, the universe and everything.
Now in year 44 of the 42-year saga.
Every Leaf down in Leafs Nation...
…liked moustaches a lot, but The Boesch, who lived just north of Leafs Nation — didn’t make the cut on their Mount Stachemore. The Boesch loved moustaches – the whole moustache season. Why he didn’t make it, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his skates were too tight. Or it could be that his shoulder pads weren’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his tiny head was two sizes too small.
And this is one that just has to be mentioned

Leaf, the universe and everything.
Now in year 44 of the 42-year saga.
Grizzly Adams did have a beard.
When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.
you eat peices of shit for breakfast?
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
by Matt_Roberts on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Random awesome discovery: in looking to see if Grizzly Adams did indeed have a beard, I found that there’s a German hockey team named Grizzly Adams Wolfsburg. I must see the jerseys.
The jerseys are typical DEL sponsor-laden eyesores
But the logo is cool, in that it features the bear from The Cleveland Show, on meth.

More people might be more aware of this team, had the lockout not cancelled the inevitable der Winterklassiker which was guaranteed to all teams featuring Ty Conklin in nets.
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t hate their jerseys (based on the ones in NHL10). I think the Euro leagues don’t have the same kind of “sweater” history that they should adhere to, and to see those ones fairly free of gawdy sponsorships…
I’ve picked their jerseys more than once for NHl10 team play.
But their central logo is an ad for a shitty version of a VW.

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Or there is this version:

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Ricky Bobby’s uniform had fewer ads plastered on it.
I’ll bet the team president tells the players that the name on the back is more important than the logo on the bottom of the front.
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You gotta play for the name at the bottom of the back, not the one in the middle of the back, or the sponsor name at the top of the back above your number! Got it?
Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.
by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 14, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions
Gizzly Adams
Anyone else notice the spelling mistake on the back of the jersey? Hmmmmm.
by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 15, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions
Unreal
I wonder if it is pronounced the same as Gigli
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 16, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions
I see that this picture was taken before Charles Manson got the swastika tattooed on his forehead.
by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions
TOO MUCH AWESOME!!!
Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.
by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 11, 2010 12:54 PM EDT reply actions
Brian Glennie’s late-career nicotine-stained duster has to get some consideration.
"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy
by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Aug 15, 2010 8:05 AM EDT reply actions

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