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Mount Stachmore

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L to R: Lanny McDonald, Ian White, Rob Ramage, Wendel Clark.

Too much awesome or just the right amount of awesome?

2 captains, one fella who is partially responsible for the acquisition of our current captain and Lanny freakin' McDonald. This mountain of moustachulence cannot be topped. Argue against these monumental men and their fabulous facial follicles. I dare you. They dare you.

I do believe this contest is now, officially, over.

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Eddie Shack
Norm Ullman
Mike Gartner
Dave Farrish

by somny on Aug 10, 2010 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Shack over white, I’ll take it.

A Nation of Masochists
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi

by furcifer on Aug 11, 2010 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

boo this man.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

why? he’s right

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it!

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by PPP on Aug 11, 2010 12:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Other Consideration...

Jussi Rynnas or however u spell his name… c’mon pornstache!

by hockeyphreak on Aug 11, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Macoun!

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Aug 11, 2010 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I knew I liked you for a reason

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 11, 2010 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh hells ya.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 11, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greetings PPP!

No love for Harold Snepsts?

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by CrossCheckRaise on Aug 11, 2010 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

See those ugly colours? They disqualify that duster.

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by PPP on Aug 11, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why's everybody always hating on me?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 11, 2010 9:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Pat Burns > Ian White

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 11, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pat Burns regular moustache > Pat Burns eyebrow moustache > Ian White’s moustache

Down Goes Brown - Unapologetically nostalgic for the past. Brutally realistic about the present. Grudgingly optimistic about the future.

by Down Goes Brown on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed. Pat burns all the way and six ways past Sunday.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

Truculence, Belligerence, & Pugnacity

by Ubernoober on Aug 12, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vintage!

Leaf, the universe and everything.
Now in year 44 of the 42-year saga.

by 1967ers on Aug 11, 2010 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s awesome!

by Jo4nny on Aug 16, 2010 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other vintage!

(Garth Boesch)

Leaf, the universe and everything.
Now in year 44 of the 42-year saga.

by 1967ers on Aug 11, 2010 11:09 AM EDT reply actions  

what a fucking pimp.

verbeauty!

by A Lindros Jaw on Aug 12, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every Leaf down in Leafs Nation...

…liked moustaches a lot, but The Boesch, who lived just north of Leafs Nation — didn’t make the cut on their Mount Stachemore. The Boesch loved moustaches – the whole moustache season. Why he didn’t make it, please don’t ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his skates were too tight. Or it could be that his shoulder pads weren’t screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all may have been that his tiny head was two sizes too small.

by Jo4nny on Aug 16, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is one that just has to be mentioned

Leaf, the universe and everything.
Now in year 44 of the 42-year saga.

by 1967ers on Aug 11, 2010 11:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 11, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

you eat peices of shit for breakfast?

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 11, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Random awesome discovery: in looking to see if Grizzly Adams did indeed have a beard, I found that there’s a German hockey team named Grizzly Adams Wolfsburg. I must see the jerseys.

by Arenacale on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

The jerseys are typical DEL sponsor-laden eyesores

But the logo is cool, in that it features the bear from The Cleveland Show, on meth.

More people might be more aware of this team, had the lockout not cancelled the inevitable der Winterklassiker which was guaranteed to all teams featuring Ty Conklin in nets.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate their jerseys (based on the ones in NHL10). I think the Euro leagues don’t have the same kind of “sweater” history that they should adhere to, and to see those ones fairly free of gawdy sponsorships…

I’ve picked their jerseys more than once for NHl10 team play.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

But their central logo is an ad for a shitty version of a VW.

.

Or there is this version:

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Ricky Bobby’s uniform had fewer ads plastered on it.

I’ll bet the team president tells the players that the name on the back is more important than the logo on the bottom of the front.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta play for the name at the bottom of the back, not the one in the middle of the back, or the sponsor name at the top of the back above your number! Got it?

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 14, 2010 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gizzly Adams

Anyone else notice the spelling mistake on the back of the jersey? Hmmmmm.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 15, 2010 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unreal

I wonder if it is pronounced the same as Gigli

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 16, 2010 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I see that this picture was taken before Charles Manson got the swastika tattooed on his forehead.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I once shaved my beard off. Then Wendel Clark pulled my spine out. Every day I thank Wendel Clark.

Keep Firing, Assholes!

Truculence, Belligerence, & Pugnacity

by Ubernoober on Aug 12, 2010 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Brian Glennie’s late-career nicotine-stained duster has to get some consideration.

"I'd walk into the Leafs dressing room to get ready for the day and Harold would be there in his boxer shorts shaving. King Clancy would drop by a little later, play the fool, and then head off to the racetrack." John Brophy

by Mike Pelyk's Hairdo on Aug 15, 2010 8:05 AM EDT reply actions  

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