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Civic Duty is Totally Rad!

So yesterday I was summonsed to the local county courthouse for one of America's longest standing and most cherished traditions; jury duty! Lame, I know. the horror stories of jury duty are widely known and involve hours upon hours of tedious boredom as potential jurors await there fate in a small room with no AC and stale donuts. This however is no horror story; it's a literary celebration.

I get up early, shower, trim the ol' beard, but on respectable clothing and get in the car to drive to the courthouse. I show up early to make sure I'm not late and so I don't have to wait in line for too long. At 8:30am the doors open, I go in through the metal detectors, and up to the potential jurors room to check in. I give her my name; Fish. SkinnyFish. A little bit of thumbing through some dot matrix printed pages and this is what I hear, "Your session has been canceled. You can go."

Civic duty fulfilled. Booyah! USA! USA! USA!

Links after the jump. Now with only 50% Kaberle content by weight!

Star-divide

Brian Burke versus a wheel of Brie

Blue Chip Prospects chooses Brie over Camembert.

Bettman crowned King of Hockey

Jim Kelley, no the other one, thinks players with contracts under scrutiny should be upset that their union has yet to find a leader.

The clock ticks down on Kaberle

Howard Berger wouldn't approve of this Damien Cox fan-boy blogger masquerade.

Edmonton Oilers and Capitals (baseball) President Patrick LaForge to hold diversity training for his staff and crew

This comes after Capitals manager Brent Bowers unleashed a homophobic tirade against a gay umpire in a game  on June 30th. Sucks that this was the case of it, but this kind of step by LaForge is a small one in the right direction.

Kaberle on the move question mark?

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2011 Maple Leafs Point Predictions

32 games for Jeff Finger??? WTF mate?

What to expect in Brett Lebda

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Remember when the Leafs traded Eddie Shack for Murray Oliver?

Well VLM does and it wasn't pretty.

Some contracts that the NHL should be reviewing

Winging it in Motown with a list that we can all agree upon.

What was wrong with the Leafs part 3: Centers

Yakov Mironov brings back the bad memories.

A buyer's guide to the remaining NHL free agents

Kyle Wellwood - Where he'd fit: Any roster with a large hole to fill.

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Burkie will be on fan590 at 8 am today. Hit the listen live button on their website for the most interesting interview you have heard all summer.

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by The Meatriarchy on Aug 13, 2010 7:06 AM EDT reply actions  

The timing is suspicious

However I bet it will continue to be generic, possibly trying to temper expectations for whatever “the best he could get” will be.

Link here (but for some reason I’m missing a plug-in or something. Maybe try an actual radio if available)

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 7:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Highlights:

- Nothing worth it yet
- Still trying to get a scoring forward
- Also been offered what he considers “Futures packages” (i.e. picks and prospects)
- Kovy negotiations HAVE impacted Kaberle trade situation (both teams involved were also “likely” involved on Kaberle)
- Burke thinks Kovalchuk contract rejection was the “right” result

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 8:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

- Re: Kovy – giving an example of why the circumvention occurred
- the Toronto Maple Leafs will NOT do them, it’s always been their position. They feel slightly exonerated bu the arbitration result
- Re: D’Amigo, going to RPI really helped him, 6th round pick at WJCs, no one thought he would do anything but be a spare part. He can go right to the Marlies, doesn’t have to go to the OHL – but he’ll try to make the Leafs
- Reiterates looking for a winger, not a centre…
- Re: Kadri – getting stronger, looking great at prospect camp, it would be GOOD for the franchise if he was good enough to stick with the big club
- Re: NHL players… for bottom 6 and bottom 2 d, if we can we’ll go with youth (I like the sound of that).

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Toronto Maple Leafs will NOT do them, it’s always been their position

By this i meant offer contracts that specifically are designed to purposefully lower the cap situation… i.e. kovalchuk, hossa, luongo, savard…

Makes me think that even though he didn’t offer the Savard contract, he might not trade for him as the Leafs want nothing to do with those contracts.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 8:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

the Toronto Maple Leafs will NOT do them, it’s always been their position. They feel slightly exonerated bu the arbitration result

The arbitration result certainly shuts me up.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Whenever I think about those deals it reminds me of the podcast you and PPP did talking about what the Leafs should offer Kovalchuk.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair we knew before making insane offers that it was cap circumvention, and it appears that the “legal” breakdown of the arbitration ruling is basically “Though legal as per the wording of the CBA the arbitrator sided with Bettman unanimously”.

The arbitration ruling certainly makes me feel better about Burke’s morality crisis on the issue.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh.

I’ve got no problem with a GM who looks at all the angles and is willing to push things to win (and by push things I don’t mean cap hits for UFA 3rd liners.)

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re always so bitter.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jared tells me it’s a lack of citrus.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Have some lemons, then you could be the Sour Leaf Fan.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Navin and I should both try this.

I’d end up as Sour Leaf Fan and he’d be Lemonade in the City!!!1

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man – pretty sure he will be devastated when Kaberle gets traded.

I almost want to have Kabs extended, just for the sheer outpouring of joy we would get from Nav.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Last time we tried that we lost a 4th round pick.

by lordosis on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Last time we tried that we lost had a 4th round pick stolen from us.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s my understanding the 4th round draft pick the Leafs were fined was because they bought out Frogren’s contract in Sweden, which contravenes the CBA.

The NHL rejected the contract as soon as it was tendered, but the Leafs (or NHLPA?) grieved this decision, which enabled Frogren to play with the club.

In the end, the League won the grievance and the Leafs were fined a draft pick.

Had the Leafs abided by the NHL’s decision, they wouldn’t have been fined.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Much like when the PA grieved kovalchuk’s decision and they were…fined…

…nevermind.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

er, in this post “they” is “NJ”

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was loads of precedent for the Kovalchuk contract – see Hossa et al. There was no precedent for what the Leafs did with Frogren and it was a much clearer contravention.

I have no problem with the Leafs being creative, but they should have walked away from Frogren when the NHL rejected the deal.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

so you don’t think that the fact that Burke essentially ‘bought’ that 4th round pick from Tampa had anything to do with revoking that pick?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. My guess is, the NHL gave the Leafs a heads-up as to what the fine was likely to be and Burke made the move with TB as a result.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

so what you are saying is that it is still totally legal for us to trade for guys that we have no intention of ever playing AND a draft pick for…guys we had no intention of ever playing.

Works for me.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um, no. What I’m saying is:

1. The leafs losing a 4th round pick wasn’t because of the deal with Tampa, it was because they contravened the CBA by buying out Frogren’s contract.

2. I have no problem with the Leafs exploring the boundaries of the CBA to acquire talent.

3. Given the NHL’s recent record, I wouldn’t encourage the Leafs (or the NHLPA on their behalf) to grieve any deals the NHL rejects.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, but I decided to infer the positive – that the whole Tampa deal was not perceived negatively by the League and is therefore repeatable.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely the deal is repeatable. The Sharks got a first round pick to bury one of the Devil’s contract.

Considering the annual blizzard of sports reporters predicting the salary dumps for picks, I’m surprised these deals don’t happen more often.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably has to do with having the right set of variables in play.

The situation probably doesn’t come up very often where there is a benefit to giving up picks to clear up cap space/salary.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have a question, though

Any time there has been a grievance filed, has the league ever lost?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

The NHL rejected a couple of pre-lockout contracts that gave players zero salary and huge bonuses during the lockout years.

The NHLPA grieved and won.

I’m sure there are others.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe the league lost an grievence filed by Teppo Numminen (during his 1-game season) saying that he was indeed “fit to play” and hence should be paid even if he wasn’t actually playing in games.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool

just wanted to make sure things aren’t always League oriented.

Hopefully these arbitrators are doing a good job. I don’t envy the decisions they have to make.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting. I didn’t follow the specifics/details of that whole ordeal, but I’m glad to hear it’s clearly a separate case.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Star’s Kevin McGran was unbelievably helpful in providing background on the Frogren dispute. I’ve never had a journalist return so many emails.

I put up a post about it at my blog with all the CBA blather here.

Bitter Leaf Fan: because sometimes there's no option but to be bitter...

by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1 for MSM’s McGran

We tend to focus so much on the (plethora of) poor MSM coverage and spend little time on those who work hard to put out good work.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve found McGran very responsive to questioning as well via Twitter.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

jeff finger says weeeee!

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 7:15 AM EDT reply actions  

tomas kaberle says grooooooaaaaaan!

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

woohoo its friday, its the “Showing of the teams BEST CARDS” day!

Today's tears will become tommorow's rain.
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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 7:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Not one Go Fish joke? I’m a little disappointed.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doug Wilson: GO FISH

Funny as hell, Death_By.

It got me thinking, though. The whole “showing your best cards” analogy seems flawed, in that any GM with truly great cards would only show them if he were to win the hand, and Burke called. Unless Burke thinks someone would bet into him, knowing that he held a whopper in Kaberle, but the only way Burke wins the hand is if Kaberle is better than the bettor’s bluffed pair.

It must not be a poker analogy at all.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is there some kinda failed image where my exclamation, exclamation, one, exclamation should have been?

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah it that particular character combination doesn’t seem to work on SBN. Probably a good thing when you think about it, though it sucks when I want to use it ironically. You should see what happens when you replace a swear word with a bunch of random symbols.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something Like this?

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A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because the command to insert a picture is ! [object] !.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’re cool enough, though, you can get around this. !1!

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then I’m waaaay lame, ‘cause I still can’t figure out how you managed the simple exclamation, open bracket, one, close bracket, exclamation without triggering the command.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m at work, so i couldnt put too much thought into it

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bryan Murray: You want me to thow you my beth cardth? Thpezza and Thannon for Kaberle and Thoothtrom, of courth

Pierre Gauthier: Ein, in the Quebec, we count zee deux and trois higher zan zee kings and queens, no?

Ken Holland: I’ll give you my 6th and 7th rounders – those are always good for a Zetterberg and a Datsyuk

Stan Bowman: You shoulda called me last month – I’d have given you Niemi, Ladd, Byfuglien, Eager, Sopel, Huet …. no wait, that wouldn’t have helped me at all

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Niiiiiiice! Rec’d.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke on Radio re: Kaberle

Goal is still the big forward who can score

They’ve received a few :“futures” packages – high pick and a prospect. Burke said he hasn’t ruled them out.

His personal belief is Jersey and LA (didn’t name them specifically) would have been more involved in the Kaberle sweepstakes if it wasn’t for the Kovalchuk mess

They’re talking about Kovalchuk hearing now….

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by clrkaitken on Aug 13, 2010 8:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Also said the usual of needing wingers over centers, and that Monster/Giggy will “fight out” who’s starting.

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burke mentioned that D’Amigo’s junior rights are owned by Kitchener. How does that work?

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 8:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Fucking junior rights

How do they work?

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure about the Q and the O

But with the WHL, at some point (perhaps after they are waived/passed over in the bantam draft), teams can just add a player to their 50 man protected list (which includes their current roster players, as well as players they have drafted in the bantam draft and import draft). NCAA players are listed all the time, but teams have to be careful of using up all the slots on their protected lists, with players that will never play for them. There is all sorts of players that don’t count towards the 50 man limit, like overage NHL drafted players, and a few others.

If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...

by CancerousRocket on Aug 13, 2010 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Every player

has rights owned by a team if they happened to go to that league. He is eligible to return to the OHL and have his contract slide a year, and if he goes to the OHL he goes to Kitchener.

Most leagues have this kind of rights ownership… even the KHL teams “drafted” Taylor Hall (I think?) this last year just in case he decides to go there, the team that drafted him owns his rights…

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

At what point would they have “drafted” him?

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 8:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

There is an OHL draft similar to an NHL draft when kids are younger.
D’Amigo, 19, was taken in the sixth round (158th overall) of the 2009 NHL draft by the Leafs and was among the standouts during their last month’s orientation camp n Toronto. He took part in that earlier summer camp to protect his NCAA eligibility, which would have precluded him from taking part in the team’s main training camp this fall.

The Rangers drafted D’Amigo in the 2007 OHL draft, but he chose to join the hockey program at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., which is roughly two hours east of his hometown of Binghamton, N.Y.

http://ca.sports.yahoo.com/juniorhockey/news?slug=ss-damigo090810

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ok, I know about the OHL draft, just didn’t know he got drafted/they’d retain his rights if that would happen.

Would this be similar to if Radulov would come back from Russia, then Nashville retains his rights as an RFA (assuming this is true)?

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

NHL teams retain rights to player that have left if they have that player under contract or that player is an RFA.

A bit different with unsigned draft picks, as they would normally go back into the draft if unsigned after a certain period (I think it is about a year, not going to look it up.)

Looks like the CHL rights for drafting extend right up until the player is no longer eligible to play in the CHL.

Very similar.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

So he could lose his NCAA eligibility just for playing for a pro team/using an agent, but he always has has a spot in the OHL as long as he’s young enough to play there?

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

Also, he already has lost his NCAA eligibility. Lost it the second he signed a pro contract.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup

if he goes back to school now, he wont be playing NCAA hockey.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for the answers

by laser358 on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

To prove to Daddy that he’s not a fool?

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

He signed with the Leafs – at worst that makes him an awesome fool!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He hopes he won’t get in a fight!

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you!!!!

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

His lunch packed up.
His shoes tied tight.

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jury Duty
Homer: What does “sequestered” mean?
 Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they’re put up in a hotel together
          so they can’t communicate with the outside world.
   Homer: What does “deadlocked” mean?
 Skinner: It’s when the jury can’t agree on a verdict.
   Homer: Uh huh. And “if”?
 Skinner: A conjunction meaning “in the event that” or “on condition
          that”.
   Homer: So if we don’t all vote the same way, we’ll be deadlocked
          and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel
          —
   Patty: That’s not going to happen, Homer.
  Jasper: Let’s vote. My liver is failing.
   Homer: — where we’ll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool,
          free HBO — Ooh! “Free Willy”!
 Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if
          anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let’s vote!

Also, I liked the movie Jury Duty.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 8:20 AM EDT reply actions  

12 Angry Men?

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Aug 13, 2010 8:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also acceptable, but not as hilarious.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 8:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also good.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 8:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen that one yet

But I did read the book. Best Kevin Grisham novel ever.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

John Grisham’s The Last Juror was pretty solid also.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

?? the fuck is kevin grisham??

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The illustrious author of The Rural Juror, of course.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

but of course.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s Jenna. She’ll be able to explain it better than I can.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes and yes. Book better than film, but water is also wet.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

i got the “you may need to be summoned shortly” letter. i was scared shitless but havnt heard back in a year and a half

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 8:41 AM EDT reply actions  

I think you are out of the woods

As for the picture in the FTB – I’ll take a shot and say Jamal Mayers.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jeff Finger.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means

Future Marlies Captain Jeff Finger.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I do.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can tell it's Finger

Because his skates rarely see the ice surface during NHL games.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also because the caption clearly states he’s Jeff Finger.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

The florida player is the Bruins new 4th-line center Greg Campbell, I can tell you that!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought you had like 6 centers ahead of that guy in your depth chart..

oh yah, you are ‘converting’ some to wing….

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just the one.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boston hoards their centremen

like Leafs hoard defensemen and Islanders hoard Goalies.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. Did you see the islanders “open tryout”? I think that’s awesome.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably hilarious too

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

anything they can do to save money…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hadn't seen that, but it's kinda smart for a club on a budget.

Let the remaining NHL players who won’t find jobs otherwise battle for a 1-year contract.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

The free agent market is insane right now

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction: bottom pair D-men will be available for less than $1.45MM.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

But....

LebdaLebdaLebdaLebdaLebda

That has to be worth half a mil right there…

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope it’s worth about $950,000.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me a bit sad

That the isles might get 2-3 serviceable bottom pairing defensemen for the same price as a guy who will have to work his ass off to not be a healthy scratch each night.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

instead of the value of 6 bottom pairing defensemen for the same price as Jeff Finger – who had to work his ass off not to be a healthy scratch?

Just sayin

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

People may talk shit about the Leafs

but there is no doubt that we will have the richest 5th/6th defensemen in the league. Suck on that, Philly and Vancouver!

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’re number 1! We’re number 1!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Toronto Maple Leafs

where even our shittiest players drive Porsches.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Leafs will set a record this year for highest paid 5-6-7 D-men that will never be matched.

FWIW I think our overall best 4, who should get the most ice time, are Phaneuf, Beauch, Gunnar & Schenn.

I can hear the ‘Komi is an elite shut-down D-man" cries already, but that hasn’t been true since 07-08. He played pretty soft minutes in 08-09.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it depends on how Gunnar’s second season plays out and if Schenn keeps getting better.

I think we are probably 1 year away from the top 4 you describe.

Personally, if Gunnar and Schenn can make Komi obsolete, I think that’s progress. (as long as it isn’t because Komi is declining fast and it is because the two kids are developing well.)

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

You may be right re. Schenn, but Gunnar averaged 21:26 last year, which is more than Komi has EVER averaged in his entire career.

His PDO (and +/-) will regress to the mean this year but Gunnar is very solid, a perfect 2nd pair guy.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Gunnar – quietly does his job. If he signs a contract with us after this season I would seriously consider getting a Gunnar Jersey

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just bracing for the “sophomore slump” articles when the puck bounces against him rather than for him, as it did much of last year.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

As Leaf fans we must learn to temper our expectations.

At least until we have a fantastic preseason!!!

Wait….

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Hopefully they’re balanced out by Phaneuf ’s regressing to his norm and notching 15+ goals.

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by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh ya

unfortunately of all the rookies we played last year, Gunnar is definitely one I can see “regressing” or not living up to expectations.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I think it’ll be because of bad luck rather than bad play.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

he didn’t seem like the kind of guy who was prone to distraction or mental errors – here’s hoping.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not about mental errors, it’s that things always went his way on the ice. He’s unlikely to be able to keep it up because the things that made him look good were largely out of his control.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this based on the PDO post I remember from a while back? Is there any problem with Gunner’s sample size on that stat?

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

An injured Mike Komisarek and a traded Ian White helped that ice time along, too.

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by JP Nikota on Aug 14, 2010 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Naturally,

The second I read on, I realize someone has already made the point about Komisarek being injured, directly below.

Too late to the show.

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by JP Nikota on Aug 14, 2010 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very probable. There is always a curse beset by sophmores who have “lucky” rather than “good” rookie seasons.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say he only averaged that much due to Komi’s injury and the fact that Jeff Finger and Garnet Exelby are terrible at hockey; and because he slotted in to the 2nd PP.

Komi averaged more minutes at ES than Gunnar did.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

True, I just think that the fact Gunnar can play PP and PK means he’ll get more minutes than Komi. If Kaberle is traded and Schenn gets time on PP2 as well, he could also play more than Komi.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

But he totally kicked ass at Notre Dame for Dave Poulin, so he’ll do the same here!

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to argue with the logic though from an Islanders perspective

from an NHL UFA perspective, it’s like:

Pro: Can get a league minimum contract for 1 year, but at least it’s a job.
Con: It’s for the Islanders.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pro

if you show up with your own goalie pads, you are in!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pro: you’re still a hockey player living in the greater NYC area. Hockey players seem to enjoy that for some reason.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can think

of worse careers in life.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

get big $$ for playing in a city where no one knows who you are and you can have a pretty normal life outside of your hockey career?

hmmm

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe superstar Bill Sweatt will be there.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pff

If he turned down a max ELC contract from the Leafs to take 500k with the Isles… than he’s an idiot and he doesn’t deserve to be associated with the Blue & White.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s my general thinking…Why did his agent think he could get more in a market that is overflowing with guys you can get for 1m or less?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's why my new thinking is

that he thinks clubs will think he has tons of potential and try to “lock him up”

Or

More likely scenario: He didn’t want to sign with the Leafs under any circumstances. Probably told his agent as such.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Other Gregory Campbell perk: Related to Colin Campbell. AND YOU MADE HIM A CENTER?

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He already was a center, no? That’s what I thought.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Was an alternate on the NHL’s millennial All-Miroslav team.” – DGB

What would your all Miroslav team look like?

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 9:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Klose?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

great DGB post today. Wellwood stuff continues to be Gold.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miroslay Frycer, Dvorak and Satan up-front. Blanking on the Miroslavs that could play D.

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by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.hockey-reference.com/player_search.cgi?search=miroslav

all forwards and one goalie, who sucked for Czechoslovakia.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Svobota is a Miroslav, isn’t he?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Petr?

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by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

there were even two of them!

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I am thinking of someone else.

I just googled Miroslav Svobota and there are a ton of them in sports.

Didn’t see a hockey player though. Oh well.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

BAM!

http://www.eurohockey.net/players/search_player.mpl?firstname=miroslav&lastname=&day=&month=&year=&h_min=&h_max=&w_min=&w_max=&nat=&pos=D&gender=M

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a lot of Miroslavs

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Miroslav Sucko – hilarious.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think he played for the Sens.

If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...

by CancerousRocket on Aug 13, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pardon me

But would you have any Grey Poupon?

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Satan!

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Questions

I know this has been beat to death, and random speculation by people with no knowlege of the situation kills me too, but after reading Mirtle’s report on Belanger to the Caps pending a trade for a D-Man, what do you guys think the chances are we trade Beauchemin (and likely someone else) to Washington for a winger (Fleishcmann?) and Kaberle elsewhere (LA for prospects?)? Burke said no discussions with the Caps re Kaberle and also said this morning he would think about a Kaberle trade for prospects—any chance he is getting a forward through separate trade and stocking the cupboard with the Kaberle deal?

by billbarilkodisappeared on Aug 13, 2010 9:36 AM EDT reply actions  

None

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I could see him blindsiding everyone by trading Komi or Beauch (small chance, but a chance), but if he did that I think he’d keep Kaberle.

IIRC Caps fans would give Flash away for the proverbial bag o’ pucks. Maybe that was just post-playoff frustration.

Komi would be a much better fit for them than Kaberle, who they need like a hole in the head.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

holy hell 19.0 shooting percentage.

Do. Not. Want.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, me neither. The Caps fans convinced me he was crap.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

I was freaking when I thought thats what Caps were initially looking to trade for Kaberle.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

ya i noticed that too in my pool preparations.

opposite: kris letang shot about 2% on 175 shots

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about Komi/Beach and Kaberle? I know it sounds a little outrageous, but what about a team that is in dire defenceman need?

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you mean multiple D to one team, I’d give it an even smaller chance. The cap dollars coming and going seem to make these deals harder to pull-off, especially in the current climate of GMs ratcheting down dollars.

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by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems about right.

Would have to be piecemeal – and I don’t see a lot of teams lining up for our somewhat overpaid defensemen.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're right

that is outrageous. We shouldn’t give up our ENTIRE defense just for a shot at a forward.

Burke has said time and time again he’s going to build from the net out. He still wants our D-core to be one of the best (on paper at least) in the league.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phaneuf, Schenn, Gunnar, Komi/Beauch, Lebdzzz, Finger, (Aulie, Holzner et al).

I only said this because the money he threw at Lebda making us believe he will be in the top 6? If he does end up doing something like Kaberle for a scoring forward and Komi or Beauch for something else, why not combine the two and sweeten the pot? But after what mf said I retract my statement, the cap maneuvering would be too hard in that case

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get what you're saying, I do

I’ve heard arguments for it before. But I think it’s one of those seeing the Forest for the Trees arguments… we’re so focused on getting scoring forwards right now, we shouldn’t forget that (on paper) we have a great d-core, and that combined with average goaltending will probably take us further as a club than selling 2 D-men for a shot at 1 scoring forward.

Meh, I really would only like to move Kaberle and in an miracle alternate universe, Finger.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

you guys convinced me. I guess my mind is in a universe where every trade Burke makes is like the Phaneuf trade where it comes completely out of nowhere and is awesome

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is way out there but what the hell, it’s only words…

What if Washington’s trade is Fleischmann for Bieksa, and is being held up by a Kaberle to Vancouver (for Burrows, as I mentioned before)? Would give the Sedins someone more slick to play with.

Not sure what the cap hits workout to but they could be balanced by a player here or there.

At this point I figure anything I can imagine is as likely as something I can’t.

by Leaf in Habland on Aug 13, 2010 12:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I would like to believe that a certain defenseman will get traded today…

But I have a feeling this isn’t over and we are waiting until Sunday.

Burke does seem to do some of his best work on Sundays.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Ya but

I remember him waiting out for Stempniak trades until the 11th hour on Trade Deadline day, and all we got was a 4th and a 7th…. Does anyone remember which players we actually got with those picks? Hmm lemme look it up.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I think we might have swapped draft picks with WSH in the 4th round, took Peter Granburg with the pick

7th round… we drafted Josh Nicholls with our own pick… but I can’t find the one from PHX… must have been involved in another pick swap somewhere.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

was that one part of the package we uptraded to get a 2nd rounder?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t think so… that was straight up for Jimmy Hayes I think (originally a 2nd round pick)

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

or was that just the AHL player – Hayes?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Petter.

The extra ‘t’ is for ‘truculence’.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t he trade a 7th this year for a 6th next year?

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by rtc on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

That might be it. I forget all the tiny little transactions that happened.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Burke ended up with Edmonton’s 6th-rounder next year for that Phx 7th-rounder, so you know it’ll be a high 6th-rounder.

I guess Edmonton needed the pick so they can win this year.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Meh not much difference that late in the draft. Edm probably wanted a specific player.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look for Kellen Jones to play next to Horcoff in 2013-14, when Horcoff is finally down to the last six years of his contract.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

PPG player!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey well Patric Hornqvist was the very last player taken in the draft a few years ago… just sayin’. IT COULD HAPPEN.

In fact, since it was a pick the Leafs could have gotten, I guarantee he will turn into a superstar, and all of MSM will be all over it.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Besides, the Vipers turned out Dallas Drake!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

And Glen Metropolit! And Tiger Williams!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

At which point

They should have renamed the team the Vernon Tigers. Alliteration is over-rated.

Other notables include Ken Holland and Bob Gassoff (who was the most aptly-named member of the then Vernon Essos. His number was retired by the Blues after he died in a motorcycle accident near Iron-Man Unger’s ranch.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is where I take my hat off.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Aug 13, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke does seem to do some of his best work on Sundays.

While God rested, Burke created himself out of metal and brawn.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle chatter

Just read something that mentioned Backes. First I’ve read about it and doesn’t seem to make sense since he just resigned and St Louis has Pietrangelo and Johnson, but I’d take it nonetheless

http://bluechipprospects.blogspot.com

by Curt S on Aug 13, 2010 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

minor quip

Backes didn’t re-sign. Far as I can tell (aka CapGeek) he signed a 3 year deal that takes him through this season. He’ll be a UFA at the end of this season, provided he doesn’t sign an extension with the Blues.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm, my mistake, I could have sworn he signed earlier this month.

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by Curt S on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

that was Perron

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

i had to look it up. something about him not re-signing came up in yesterday’s FTB, and i went and checked it out, but forgot to post…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did. Linked the capgeek page. No re-signing.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

my bad, must have been when my browser crashed…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

… I have nothing to say about the absurdity of this rumor.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

well… nothing after that comment anyway…

I know what you mean though, it really doesn’t make sense

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by Curt S on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Other circumstantial evidence: Players on the front page of the team website are not usually traded during the off-season.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Counterexample: McCabe

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, is that why no leafs players are currently on the front page?

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not happening

Just as unlikely as the rediculous Dustin Brown rumour last night.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I heard that one too, didn’t the Kings just make him Captain last season

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by Curt S on Aug 13, 2010 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

YES BUT NOW THEY HATE HIM

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

they just really want Kaberle.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

for Dustin Brown?

sold!

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He had almost as many points as Brown as a D-man so he must be better, right? Right?

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle will improve by learning from Doughty

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Dustin Brown drew 36 more penalties than he took last year to lead the league by almost 50% in that category, in other news.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also

He is boss.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus he has a lisp which would add another hilarious interview to our lineup.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

INTANGIBLES!

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet intangible.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

2nd in hits this past season, third in hits for 08/09 and first in hits for 07/08.

Plus, he’s a top 6 winger.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

No kidding

He’s way too good to acquire. That’s sort of the point.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

so’s your face

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

his face is way to good?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get that a lot.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Further to Brown’s “intangibles” he won Canadian Major Junior – Scholastic Player of the Year, for the 2002-2003 season.

So he’s all brains and brawn

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go Storm Go!

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we got Dustin Brown for Tomas Kaberle i would orgasm.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would too… then I’d wake up and have to change the sheets

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

His nickname is Tripod.

In Dinglebarn We Trust

by Niesy on Aug 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to Burke today

talk about “Futures packages”… I gotta think that the best offer is going to be one of these, and Burke would rather get the scoring forward.

Thinking about it: Kaberle’s most useful role right now, given his age and skillset, is on a contending team looking to go over the top. Rebuilding teams have no use for him.

Contending teams are more likely to trade away futures to win now, because if you’re gaining Kaberle to go over the top, why would you be trading away ANY top 6 scorers? Doesn’t make much sense.

I hope he comes to his senses and takes a prospect/pick package.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

An LA package centered around Oscar Moller works for me.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

if you consider them contenders.

I would have with Kovalchuk. But I gotta guess they’ll continue to slowplay it.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Moller just another “meh” 2nd line prospect? His WHL/AHL stats don’t overwhelm. Caputi’s are better.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think so. He played 34 games last year with 8:00 ATOI and scored 4 goals at age 21 on LA’s third line.

Normalize that to 82GP @ 18:00 ATOI and that’s a 20 goal season.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I should add he picked up a knee injury at the WJC and missed some time.

Didn’t realize he was only 5’10" though.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need tiny forwards, this is the northeast division, otherwise you’re not cool. Cmon, everyone is doing it.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with our long term strategy of being really big and mean.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s going to be really fun to watch.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard this line before.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Was that what they said about the conference finals when you were up 3-0 in the series?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, not really. Was more worried about winning that fourth game myself. Looks like I was right.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think my jinx worked.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

though to be fair the kid might be crying about his dad having a practice jersey with some patches ironed onto the arms.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s his mom. You can kind of see a dangly ear ring and a puffed out bosom. Also, were that his dad, he be berating his son for being such a pansy.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand: manly hands.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I always liked this one better

Mom with feminine hands, kid with a jersey, score and series record, and it even ties in the “want to get away?” line of ads by southwest. Really, the complete package.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Better than fun to watch, I think it’s almost necessary if you’re going to compete against the west at any point in time. SJS, VAN, even CHI all have some pretty big forwards.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Vancouver?
Who?

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he forgot that Wellwood is a UFA now

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by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sedins are both 6’1 according to hockey-reference, and burrows is 6’2. Not giants, but I’m a pretty firm believer that you’re not going to beat the Sedins’ possession game with speed alone, so I think the point stands. Other than that, yeah, VAN probably could’ve been replaced.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burrow’s is 6’2"
Really?
I could’ve sworn he was 5’10". Which he is not.
Kesler’s 6’2", but while all of these guys are tall, they’re not exactly that big (Kesler… maybe). The Sedins are hard to get off their game, and being physical makes no difference, I agree.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s just too anecdotal, but whenever I watch western conference games, they look much more…Burkian…than eastern conference games.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boogaard’s going to be in the east this year, though.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And next year …. and the year after that …. and the …well, y’kow how the story goes

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He gets traded to a team with a dumber GM?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if Sutter still has his job then.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but his team is hardly Burkian, with their leading goal scorer being Marian “OW MY GROIN” Gaborik. And their defensive corps being Ol’ Golden Gloves and the young (but talented) Marc “Sather Forgot to Sign Me” Staal.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank Gaborik for the rags picking up Boogaard, too.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone to talk to in the press box while Gabby’s on the IR?

(I kid. I don’t know how Gaborik really got this stigma; he’s played over 65 games far more often than not.)

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he was the only player worth mentioning on the Wild and he was hurt

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m ok with our long term strategy of being really big and mean.

Wait, are we talking about the Leafs or about whose father could beat up the other dads?

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by mf37 on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear Jared’s dad is 6’7"

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, he’s more like 6’5

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But his NHLE on his AHL time is only 27 pts.

And if you’re getting 18 mins, I want more than 20.

I just see him as another Caputi.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except Caputi got 23 games at 14:00 ATOI and scored twice.

That’s an 82/18 equivalent of 9 goals.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m looking at AHL stats as a better sample size.

Also remember Caputi’s s% was unsustainably low.

Caputi has a 28 goal pace if you assume 18 mins, 82 games and 9.3% (Moller was 9.5%).

I’m not saying Moller sucks, just that we’ve got a bunch of 2nd liners already. We need more dollars, not quarters.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

His 20 year old rookie season saw him play 40 games at 13:00 ATOI and score 7.

Normalize that to 82GP @ 18:00 ATOI and that’s also a 20 goal season.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing wrong with that

plus the guys at Jewels from the Crown are pretty high on him.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think Lombardi is too. I imagine he’d rather see Stoll moved and Moller promoted.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta spend money to make money. If they want Kaberle we don’t want their garbage.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

St. Louis

There Mount Puckmore is up. Forgot how many good players used to play for the Blues in the late 90s.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 10:30 AM EDT reply actions  

In case anyone wanted to listen to the fan590 interview summarized above

here is a link.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 11:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

for some reason the interview cuts off on this one.

Here’s the actual Fan590 full interview.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Merci

woke up too late

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burke: “Kovalchook”

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burke’s voice is kind of soothing,.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soothing and relaxing like bathing in bubble bath with little truculent bubblea

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes…little exploding bubbles that get in your eyes and burn

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My prediction...be nice...

My official prediction:

To TOR from SJ:

Clowe
1st Round Pick

To SJ from Toronto:

Kaberle

To LA from Toronto:

Beauchemin
Mitchell
Rosehill

To Tor from LA:

Oscar Moller (or lesser prospect)
1st Round Pick – LA

To DAL from Toronto:

LA 1st
SJ 1st
Grabovski
Finger

To Tor from Dallas:

James Neal
Mike Ribeiro

You can obviously substitute names around..but that’s what I would do.

Let the madness end!!

by Beleaf on Aug 13, 2010 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

...

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’m also an idiot because i forgot to title.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of the situation, I’m giving you a pass on this one.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, as this has been annoying me for like a year, is that Bruce Boxlettner or not?

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?

It’s Tommy Lee Jones from No Country For Old Men.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

get out.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, it’s the love child of Motley Crue’s drummer and the guy who sings What’s New Pussycat

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tom Jones?

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa ohhhh whoa ohhh

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarly directed towards yourself, but

Fav passage:

“Pussycat, pussycat
You’re delicious,
And if my wishes
Can all come true
I’ll soon be kissing your sweet little pussycat lips”

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you need to see more movies

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have watched about 60 movies. Ever.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

When did you first arrive on our planet? What’s Uranus like?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA… UR-ANUS… HAHAHA…
.
.
.
Im gonna go sit in that corner now.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s ok, I did that to..

Waiting on the Dave Nonis era.

by PassivelyTruculent on Aug 13, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

wang

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the Islanders?

Waiting on the Dave Nonis era.

by PassivelyTruculent on Aug 13, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have watched a very large number of partial movies where i wander off after about 30 minutes.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPOLIER ALERTS GALORE

Let me fill you in on what you missed:

Bruce Willis was dead the whole time ….
Norman’s mother was dead the whole time ….
Dil turns out to be a man ….
Ed Norton wasn’t really a country bumpkin with a split personality….
Verbal was really Soze ….
Patrick Bateman was lying about everything except the beautiful business card ….
Tom Cruise was dreaming all along ….
It was his childhood sled ….
The planet was Earth, after all ….
It is made out of people. People!!

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

6th Sense
Psycho
Crying Game
Forget the title
The Usual Suspects
American Psycho
I hate Tom Cruise
Citizen Kane
Planet of the Apes
Soylent Green

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also would have accepted

The Crying Game

and Vanilla Sky

But the judges say that your score of only 4 minutes is good enough, so you win! (It took me more than 4 minutes to type the clues)

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as my prize is Kaberle gets traded for a young top 6 forward, never mind.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

As young and innocent as Ed Norton in Primal Fear

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s it.

Young? Not so much?

Innocent? The wrong tree – you are barking up it.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not talking about Ed Norton from Leaves of Grass here. I’m talkin’ bout 1996’s Ed Norton.

And I’m not talking about the innocent Norton from Primal Fear, I’m talkin bout the murderin’ bastard from Primal Fear.

Better?

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about the Ed Norton from Death to Smoochy?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT WAS HIS WAGON. HIS TOY WAGON.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that with a screaming Charleton Heston voice. Add that to the director’s cut and I’ll agree that it’s the best movie ever.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heston yelling is hilarious.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just realized

Put him in Citizen Kane and he makes my list three times. You dirty, stinking ape.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it’d stall on Kabs for Clowe and a 1st.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cant see Dallas agreeing to thier portion

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually it’d stall on Kabs for Clowe and a 1st.

Never gets to Dallas, but yeah it’s beyond retarded for them.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he means that dallas won’t have that, because they want Kaberle SO BAD, they will give Burke Neal and a first to prevent it from happening!

right?

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes exactly

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

Clowe’s older than I’d like, and I think he’s overpaid but…..

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would you rather Clowe or Setoguchi? Of course, I really want the Big Pavelski but pigs will fly fighter jets before that happens.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Setoguchi because he’s younger with a higher ceiling, I think.
But I’d take Clowe. He’s big and a Newfie.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clowe is 27. I think trying to go from 32 y/o dman to a 22 or 23 years old top fwd prospect is outrageous, but a 27 reasonably established guy isn’t as much of a reach.

I have no idea why SJ would have to throw in their 1st.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle’s awesome!

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent counterpoint.

However, I would have also accepted just a link to the “Tomas Kaberle” song on youtube.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that takes so much more effort, though

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

My favourite Leafs song
I hope it works, I can’t go on youtube now so I put in the embedded URL
Love Bettman’s expression

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re Leafs fans we think of 1st round draft picks as Red Green thinks of Duct Tape, the solution for everything.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa whoa whoa
Red Green thinks of Duct Tape, the solution for everything.

It IS the solution for everything.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Green

is that YOU?!

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reasoning..

LA Gets a stay at home D
SJ gets a puck moving D
Dallas hits the cap floor with expiring contracts plus gets rid of Ribeiro’s contract

And Leafs get a ton of awesome forwards!

by Beleaf on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

counterpoint

when was the last time a four team trade occurred in all of professional sports?

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wednesday – http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=5455472

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say “Basketball shouldn’t count” But its too late for that now.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

el
oh
el

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

more because they have a lot of multi-team deals. I assume because teams have like 10 players so you need to involve more teams to get what people want.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn i was trying to hotlink this also

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

why you gotta hate on the beaver??

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

LA doesnt really need a stay at home D that much

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

JMFJ agrees with you.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the future, you may use the one that I stored away for these such occasions: http://a.imageshack.us/img62/4808/facepalmsa.jpg

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t see either of them, but I’m sure you’ve got it.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

mine's bigger

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

TNWSS

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

certainly not to you

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

,

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!!

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

¿

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny how she’s laughing at him, followed by ownage.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like this one better

but i really hate “pwned”

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that guy getting nut punched Dr House?

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either somebody’s irony/ sarcasm / whatever detector is broke, or I failed.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

failed

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy folks.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

like sunday morning

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We end up with Clowe, Moller, Neal and Ribeiro. And Ship out Beauch, Kaberle, Mitchell, Rosebud, Grabs and FInger????

Un-heard of

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA

WHOA

I missed Rosehill in that. Too little coming back.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta save something for that 6th D spot

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Throw in another 1st

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

and thornton and pavelski

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfff if we wanted to take on that much extra salary.

I’d want something else coming back

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

first rounders for the next 10 years?

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by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if they’re guaranteed lottary picks.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if 5 firsts would get you Stamkos or Doughty?

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know

Buffalo turned down 4 firsts for Vanek in an offer sheet.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder what it would take to pry either of those guys off their respective teams.

by samspade on Aug 13, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were circumstances that prevented buffalo from being able to accept that offer.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Debilitating brain damage?

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fear of angry mob.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone got offersheeted that year!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fans would have (undeservedly) revolted.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

Is it really that far fetched?

by Beleaf on Aug 13, 2010 12:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Its more far-fetched than that, they’re actually being pretty nice.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’d also leave Toronto with 5 defensemen.

And yeah, it’s pretty much the most outlandish one I’ve seen yet.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The phone call you’re about to get from JFJ will offer you a job. Don’t accept.

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

now there is a interview i want to see


Do you like balloons?

sure?

Cause i like balloons

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got any lobstah?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you ear your crusts?

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

eat them too

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do they say?

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I get the lobster and I don’t even eat that shit.”

“Oh yeah?”

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by Chemmy on Aug 13, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

“i slap that shit right off the table”

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 13, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

you’ve done it. You broke the internets.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty outlandish…but maximum grades for effort and creativity.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your problem is that your beleafs are getting in the way of reality.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we have enough facepalms up yet?

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

LebdaLebdaLebdaLebdaLebdaKaberleLebdaLebdaLebda

Hahaha!

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 1:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Also
KaberleKaberleKaberleKaberleKaberleLebdaKaberleKaberleKaberle

It’s like playing Where’s Waldo. Find the Lebda!

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

why has noone yet created KaberLebda?

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kadbelre?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 13, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too much

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

Lebdaberle

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks too much like eberle.

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by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You may regret that comment once he actually breaks into the NHL.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was talking more of his Canadian exploits

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

There he is! Peeking out from behind the carousel!

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sneak Peak of Dan Ellis’ new mask.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 2:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that owns.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty epic.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s pretty damn cool.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Aug 13, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great concept but I’m not a big fan of the style Zeus was done in.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it, it kind of reminds me of the Triton undersea guy from the Little Mermaid mixed with some Warcraft type art.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strongly Agree.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Amen to that

Waiting on the Dave Nonis era.

by PassivelyTruculent on Aug 13, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Ellis, you are the man.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blocked at work….shitty

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome – thanks for the help!

I like it, pretty bad ass….though I wonder why characters on goalie masks always tend to be “cartoony”?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hate to use D.S. Toskala’s name in anything but the most derogatory way, but his helmet is one of my all-time favourites. Not cartoony at all.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the risk of blasphemy, I liked his helmet too.

Any idea what’s up with the cartoony stuff – is it just personal prefence per player? Or is it easier to create for the painter?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever the reason, it’s most certainly not because it’s “easier to create for the painter”. That would suggest that the artist lacks the skill to do more realistic work, which I am fairly certain is not the case. I’d imagine as an NHL goalie raking in 6 or 7 figures a year you can afford to get a top-notch artist, not just some kid who tells you “Okay, cartoony stuff only”.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 13, 2010 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought Toskala’s mask looked like a bad spoof on CuJo’s.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree. The irony in all this is that the only teeth toskala ever had in his game were painted on his mask.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely. Swiss Cheese would have been a lot more fitting.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it here though because its a mythological character, and the art goes along with more mythological/fantasty type ‘cartoonyness’, not really childish or anything. Zeus never existed in anything other than myth so why make him realistic looking?

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

blasphemer!

i will take you to athens and throw you to poseidon’s clutches myself!

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woden will defend me!

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

pssh, me and loki are like THIS son (crossed fingers gesture)

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, it’s always the effing vikings.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren't.

There’s our own Engelage, who honors PTI’s Kornheiser/Wilbon.

There’s Emery’s tribute to boxing legends Fraiser, Rocky, and Hopkins

There’re some great, realistic skyline pieces (including Backstrom’s new mask, which I believe will have a silhouetted skyline of the twin cities…But then there’s always Bryzgalov’s, which is quite literally cartoony. (Near the back ear, it’s his kids’ artwork.)

I think it’s got a lot to do with focus and the mental place that people go to when they look at that mask. Some people want to see a badass fictional character (someone has the Punisher logo on their mask, I believe). Others want…uh…Tony Kornheiser’s bald head.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Engelage wins most obscure helmet art. Kornheiser/Wilbon – WTF?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bryz’s mask is the best

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

As another comment, I think there’s something to the idea of having a “larger than life” character staring back at you. Valiquette’s mask is Spider Man.

I have to give a shout out to Brian Elliot’s mask which is pretty awesome.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more Saw V references

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Badass.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

from expressen, Sedins’ dream teams:
Daniel’s dream team: Luongo, Lidström, Pronger, Ovechkin, Crosby, D. Sedin
Henrik’s dream team: Luongo, Bourque, Lidström, Jagr, Ovechkin, H. Sedin

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how each guy chose themselves, but not the other

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was going to say the same – no brother?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know ;) maybe they are tired of playing with each other…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross…they’re brothers

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks… i failed to see that

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mind is in gutter. It’s Friday

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

:P

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha nice one

Waiting on the Dave Nonis era.

by PassivelyTruculent on Aug 13, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how there is only one retired guy on the list (unless of course they are talking about Chris Bourque)

by BCapp on Aug 13, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ray Bourque :)

i’m kinda surprised sundin, foppa or zetterberg didnät make the lists

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

or didn’t… sigh

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

FOPPA!!

My favourite player from my childhood! IMHO he was the best player of the post Lemieuw/Gretzky years

by BCapp on Aug 13, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

:) i have learnt to appreciate his skills

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

floppa

he’s a jerk

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most talented asshole to ever lace 'em up

He made Steve Ott look as nasty as Iginla, and as skilled as Rickard Wallin.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw, c’mon. the bitch can play hockey

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh well, that gets you an honory finnish flag

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he makes hilarious commercials…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m surprised both chose Luongo. Both choosing Lidstrom and Ovechkin makes sense in my head, but Luongo surprises me.

Prefers pugnacity to truculence.

by chillin411 on Aug 13, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

sucking up, Luongo has a fragile ego

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would likely be it.

Prefers pugnacity to truculence.

by chillin411 on Aug 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do play in vancouver…

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The cutest Leaf

Colby Armstrong’s son Cruise :)

"Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience... hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive." - Stephen Leacock.

by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 2:31 PM EDT reply actions  

awww, the leafs thingys are so cute

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the least we know Armstrong is a cool family man. I’m sure that translates well onto the ice and as a teammate, somehow.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is

the guys loved him in Pittsburgh
Now I’ll go run away before everyone pounces on the “Pittsburgh” thing again.

"Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience... hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive." - Stephen Leacock.

by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

which players do you like other than Crosby????

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the Pens or in general?

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the Pens.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sid.

Staal, Geno, Letang, Max, Fleury.
I like the others too, just not as much

"Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience... hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive." - Stephen Leacock.

by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Il est awesome

except his super-straight hair scares me

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take it

You aren’t a fan of the popular Jonas Brother

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because

I’m a teenage girl, doesn’t mean I like those guys

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

But especially not the one with the super straight hair.

amirite?

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

they’re almost as bad as Justin Bieber :S

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, she’s annoying, too.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the female version of Hannah Alabama or something

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Alaksa Nebraska.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Superstar Talbot

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Max <3

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s funny

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t argue with that.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good teammates are good for team success. Forgetting the cap hit.

PS. I’m done with the “Pittsburgh” thing, just be a Leafs fan while you’re here.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will do

I’m always a Leafs fan, sometimes I just like wearing black and gold

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great colors

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

gold, not yellow

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha

I thought you were serious :)

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like seeing those colours on the ice when the Leafs are playing, generally means we are going to win.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's red, black and gold, but never seen lying on the ice at the ACC?

A bloodied Ray Emery whose bling was knocked off his chest by a Leafs goalie.

Otherwise, yeah. Carkner’s bloody gold teeth and bruised eye aren’t that uncommon a sight.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gold not champagne

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

or whatever the beige color is called

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Champagne sounds right.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beige is called beige

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Iginla in the Flames’ Heritage Classic unis? (black, red and beige)

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

yes

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

/attempts high-five and misses

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

tsk tsk tsk – to short with your little girl arms, I assume

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame genetics!

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

doing his best toskala on ice impression?

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. The baby complained of a sore groin moments later.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm this is disconcerting
EJHradek_ESPN
Brian Burke says no interested club has asked for permission to speak to Kaberle to discuss contract extention as prelude to trade.

So rental only… that doesn’t sound like good news in terms of return.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe because Burke wont let them until the offer is legit

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait that didnt make sense

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya it does

why let the guy start to negotiate with a few teams, and maybe get interested in playing, only to be told “naah, we aren’t trading you” or “surprise, you’re going somewhere else!”

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably because they know Kaberle’s agent is a F%@&ing #*nt.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

^——————— the actual reason.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s good and bad. While it does mean teams will want to be more conservative, it means Kaberle’s agent can’t say “no, I won’t resign with you” to everyone Burke shows to him (which would probably tank his value).

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

are they allowed to talk extension yet?

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Burke can allow permission for a team to talk extension

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also not a great move, if Burke ends up having to re-sign him…

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by CancerousRocket on Aug 13, 2010 3:00 PM EDT reply actions  

rather than rehashing this. agian.

please read yesterday’s FTB comments…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is the summer, and summer is all about the rehash!

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by CancerousRocket on Aug 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

guess who?

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:21 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

Forsberg, Naslund, there’s been some debate as to whether it’s Sundin on the left or not, I don’t know if it’s been confirmd.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn’t alfredsson & the sedins also from the same town?

except they played with the sedin’s older brother?

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mats sundin & Corey Haim?

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something like that, yeah.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

alfie is from gothenburgh i think

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys don’t call it Goteborg?

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

göteborg yes :) i was trying to use the translation but managed to misspell it… i’m gonna stick with göteborg from now on

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alfie grew up playing with another resident of Goteborg, Colin Campbell

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naslund as a kid looks exactly like DS Toskala as an adult.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

DS?

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dipshit?

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

dog shit

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I was thinking

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

THN top 50 for 2010

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I only really have issues with the order of most of these players, and putting Tyler Myers on it.
Maybe Burrows, too.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I alos have to say I don’t think Vinny should have made it this year…

by BCapp on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m wondering how much historical play effects this list… otherwise, how is Brodeur so high above Lundqvist?

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burrows was the only name that really jumped out at me.

We seriously need to get a couple guys on this list.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

A full season of Kessel would be on there, I’m sure.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like how Rask made the list and Howard didn’t but everyone called me crazy for suggesting that Rask should have been up for the Calder over Howard.

by BCapp on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well THN isn’t exaclty the best source for these types of things.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine the Red Wings are having a field day with Pronger being ranked just ahead of Lidstrom.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Phaneuf has it in him too… but we need a 3rd.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah we do

I don’t think we have anyone else that could crack this list though.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually think Monster has the best shot at being a 3rd Leaf on there

Prefers pugnacity to truculence.

by chillin411 on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next year or “eventually?” Schenn, BOZAK, and Gustavsson all look like they might have it in them to make the bottom 5 of that list in the next two to three years…

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I dunno

some good centers like Savard didn’t make it, I don’t know that Bozak could. All the defensemen on that list have some really good offensive talent, I’m not sure if Schenn does. Monster… could be.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, there are a ton of really good hockey players not on that list.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why it doesn’t really bother me that there aren’t any Leafs on there.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking at that list, there’s a pretty heavy weight on regular stats. Savard didn’t make the list because he had underwhelming numbers. Vinny made it because he was feeding Stamkos slap shots from the power play – which still “counts”, don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to cheat Vinny, but if Kessel has a fantabulous season and Bozak is there for > 75% of his assists, well, he might steal a slot near 45-50.

Schenn would definitely be more like 3 years than 2, but Tyler Meyers is on the list…

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

bottom 5 as in 45-50?

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Anything higher than that is just delusional, since most of the players on that list are established franchise greats. I mean, there are a decent number of first-ballot hall of famers on that list, so I have no problem saying that the Leafs’ young kids might not live up to that level.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It be something great if even one the 3 you named cracked that list.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad there isn’t an list of the top 50 players in terms of intangibles, we would own that shit.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Tyler Myers.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I’d replace Burrows with Pavelski.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call. Doesn’t Burrows play with the Sedins? Or am I confused.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, he sure does. He’s a good, gritty player, but honestly shouldn’t be anywhere near the top 50 in terms of talent.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tyler Myers is only on the list because Pierre McGuire got a vote, i imagine.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's see...

yup, Mike Richards already there, the story checks out.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its the only logical explanation.

Also, Miller!!!1

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woot!

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take you approve of Sid jumping over Ovie for top spot.

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe…

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

37 and 47? Acceptable.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chara falling to 37, but staying ahead of Alfie at 43? Not acceptable

by Spezzal Teams Playa on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

works for me. don’t know why Captain Guarantee is still even on that list.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was still a point per game player last year.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up with your “stats”.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

NUMBERS ARE FOR NERDS HE DOESN’T PLAY WITH HEART

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINALLY, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because he’s a PPG player 6 of past 7 years (including last year). Look, I hate him as much as anyone but I can’t deny that certainly last year he was better than anyone we had. Hopefully that will change this year.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 13, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hater’s gonna hate.

Ignoring you now.

;)

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by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 13, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chara could be higher, I think.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

for instance

I think he’s better than Luongo.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m all for it. Luongo put up Thomas numbers and Thomas isn’t on the list.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chara

He was probably one of the best UFA grabs in recent years. People usually over pay and get garbage…

by BCapp on Aug 13, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

needs more semin

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

well sure, every list needs more BCWW too

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are setting me up….

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have no idea what’s you’re talking about… ;)

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/mrmphmmrpememehrphphmrph

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope that’s not the best joke you can make from that

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by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m trying to restrain myself because I like you.

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLM and sleza

sittin’ in a tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhhhhhhhhItoldyounottotellanyonemanwerenotreadytogopublic

;) jokin’

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww, you’re sweet :)

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

/doesn’t handle compliment well.

Thank…you….

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Aug 13, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link..?

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by Leafer87 on Aug 13, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Links after the jump. Now with only 50% Kaberle content by weight!

You might want to not that FTB’s may also contain peanuts and or peanut oil.

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

*note

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just had a really good bagel.

It was a good way to keep my mouth busy with something other than talking about Kaberle.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Aug 13, 2010 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

It was a good way to keep my mouth busy with something other than talking about Kaberle.

TWSS

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

comedy

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

They let him take the cup into Buffalo!?

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

the only way this would be better is if the crowd was throwing dimes at him

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 13, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or he was holding the cup ransom unless they do start throwing dimes at him, so he can get all the shiny change.

by Shield on Aug 13, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proving that the city of Buffalo can get really, really close to the cup, but can never actually have it.

by Bower Power on Aug 13, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 13, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s all the more amazing about that story is that they managed to snag a cab in Buffalo and have it driven by a cabbie that knew the guy that Kane had gone after last year. This is like something you’d see in a Groundhog Day sequel except everything is coming up Kane.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s Buffalo so it’s likely a lot of the cabbies know eachother.

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s more than one cabbie in Buffalo? Why?

Don't think, it hurts the team!
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by antrofan on Aug 13, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

in case the other one gets drunk and needs a ride home

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 13, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“After this game, the odds for my playing anywhere are pretty high” – Foppa
woooo?

Мы в любовь играли,
И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Awesome future prediction #1

Brian Burke accepts “futures” package for Kaberle, signs Forsberg.

Leafs nation rejoices.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait. Did he get a new foot?

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

shhhh

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 13, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pff

that’s what LTIR is for

get 10 games out of him for posterity. Woo!

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh. A one footed Forsberg is probably better than most of our fourth line

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably our 3rd as well..

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, looks like you misspelled second
A one footed Forsberg is probably better than most of our fourth second line

Let me help you out there. Fixed.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

how dare you speak ill of MC versteeg

by sodonis on Aug 13, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said most!

assuming our second line is still

Unknown Top6 Fwd – Grabbo – Versteeg

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

one footed foppa is better than lots of players…

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И как кровь из вены капает слеза.

One more year!

by sleza on Aug 13, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

bwah?
“It’s no good,” Forsberg told TV6. “I have no balance skating. If it continues to be as it is today, I will not continue playing.”

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=330412

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by blurr1974 on Aug 13, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just saw that.

Poor Forsberg.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn

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by Future_considerations on Aug 13, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ca-na-da! Ca-na-da!
OHLHockey
  
Canada defeats Czech Republic 6-2 to advance to Ivan Hlinka final against USA – Lessio, Quine, Puempel, Ritchie, Broll all score in the win!

I’m sure there’s an awesome future 1st round draft pick for the Maple Leafs Bruins on that team.

Tick Tock, Tomas. Tick Tock.
A drinking team with a hockey problem.

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 13, 2010 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

hopefully at least 15th over all.

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 13, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

There’s no match with Tampa being deep in Goal. We have what, 6 goalies under contract?

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by Karina on Aug 13, 2010 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

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