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I expect everyone will play as the Leafs, so there will be a lot of this during the tournament. Via leafshq.com

Tonight at 8pm EST the PPP NHL10 Tournament is on.  Up for grabs is a free copy of NHL11.  Surprisingly, in the sign-up threads Chemmy, Skinnyfish and puckurgently all admitted that they suck.  So this'll be the one and only time you can probably freely beat up on Chemmy in any situation without fear.  Puckurgently has all his fancy sound equipment set up (or so he promised me) so that he can record his trash talk.  There better be some good stuff in there, hopefully the kind of trash talk that would make Sean Avery proud.

In fact, I have an additional prize for you all.  Whoever I judge to have had the best trash talk in the tournament will receive a custom-made "Trash talk king" avatar from yours truly.  So unless you want puckurgently to win by default, I'd suggest figuring out a way to record or transcribe your trash talk.  The award goes to those who are more creative than just dropping f-bombs on their opponent.  Think of Shakesperean insults -  "I bite my thumb at you sir!" and "You are a shallow, cowardly hind and you lie" and "Thou cockered, fen-sucked wagtail!"  - if you want an example of the type of creativity I appreciate.  You don't have to use Shakesperean english, although I will be extremely impressed if you actually manage to work some in naturally.  Good luck, gentlemen.

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I’m pretty sure I floated this Kaberle to forward idea last off season

You may be taking Jared a little too seriously

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 17, 2010 7:05 AM EDT reply actions  

I expect Ronny W

to be in full blender mode this offseason. It would not surprise me at all if it happened for a few games during a losing streak to try to mix it up.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ack

*offseason = season

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 8:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt it. I actually think RW might blend the lines as much. There seems to be more of a distinction between the Leafs’ top 6 and bottom 6 last year.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 17, 2010 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. It’s early. What I meant to say was I doubt RW will blend the lines as much.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 17, 2010 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s early. I keep reading Right Wing when you type RW.

by elseldo on Aug 17, 2010 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying it will happen for sure

but it wouldn’t surprise me during a losing streak. I mean he had the guys throwing around tennis balls last october.

God I hated last October.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

“If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a trade to Calgary”

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 17, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

EUREKA!

So, i guess someone forgot to tell him that the game is over and he can get in the way of the pucks. Instead of y’know dodging them?

by hockeyphreak on Aug 17, 2010 10:03 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Same applies to soccer balls?

So Matt Stajan really is a hero after all, proving to Wilson he’s not afraid to stop a ball/puck with any part of his body, even his eye! No sirree, every other Leafs player got out of the way, but not Matt Stajan.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

So r u telling me, stajan should have been a goalie??? And toskala a forward?!?

by hockeyphreak on Aug 17, 2010 12:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

So r u telling me

Don’t ever do this again.

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by PPP on Aug 17, 2010 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Supposed to be… So u r telling me… I dont know how that makes a difference but yeah :D

by hockeyphreak on Aug 18, 2010 12:15 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

No, no. It was supposed to be “So you’re telling me…”.

The difference is that this isn’t twitter.

by Bower Power on Aug 18, 2010 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or a cell phone. Or MSN. Or any other chat-like atmosphere.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 18, 2010 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle at forward

There’s also a bit of precedent. He used Montador at forward in Anaheim, and White was a forward here for a little while. Obviously these are coaches decisions, but its not like the idea would get shot down right away, and he does seem (from the outside) to have the skills of a playmaking forward…

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

the media has decided he totally can’t play defense anyway.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

jesus christo

did anyone slough through Cox’s piece today? What a waste of time. I don’t know why that guy is such a dick.

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 17, 2010 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Cox a dick?

that pun never gets old…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is to laugh

Always love it when he whips out this condescending little gem.

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by Biff Carrington on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m gonna go full Alfredsson here and declare that I’ve already won this tournament.

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 7:12 AM EDT reply actions  

So you plan on losing in the 1st round then to someone playing with the Leafs?

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by CoolJ90 on Aug 17, 2010 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 17, 2010 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to enter, but I’m playing real hockey tonight. That and I don’t have NHL 10.

Can I play in a 1 man NHL 09 tourney?

by elseldo on Aug 17, 2010 7:28 AM EDT reply actions  

The trash talk will be hilarious!

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have NHL 99!

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of NHL, the 11 Demo is out. Stayed up for its release, played a battle for the cup and a EAUHL tourney to try it out.

Summary – HITS ARE FUCKING AMAZING. STICKS BREAKING AND FALLING ARE FUCKING ANNOYING. GAME BASICALLY BUILT AROUND CHRIS PRONGER

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 7:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Can the demo have 2 people play?

Hows the EAUHL? I won’t be able to downlaod it till tomorrow night, but that EAUHL has sold me on getting 11.

by elseldo on Aug 17, 2010 8:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

When’s the NHLPA 93 tournament start? Because I’m dominating that one.

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 17, 2010 8:09 AM EDT reply actions  

Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ’s sake. It’s only the second period and I’m up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, but Hartford, “the Whale,” they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

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by birky on Aug 17, 2010 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

But they’re not playing an EA game in the movie.

by elseldo on Aug 17, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m confused.

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 17, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was confused with Swingers. Inexcusable, really.

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 17, 2010 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.

“the Whale” = Mallrats
“make Gretzky’s head bleed” = Swingers

You have officially been corrected.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 17, 2010 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was also the first hockey game i played. For reasons i never completely understood, i always played as the canucks. (Yay pavel bure!)

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 8:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I call the Rangers and Mike Gartner.

Zoom down the boards, go behind the net, and deke side to side until I beat the goalie for the open wrap around.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the table hockey tourney.

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by 1967ers on Aug 17, 2010 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re on! Do you want the red team or the green team?

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

No way.

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by PPP on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

5:25 p.m. The Detroit Red Wings express some interest in acquiring Kaberle, but eventually decide that now isn’t the time for a youth movement.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 9:00 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

as 32 is young for a Red Wing? lol…

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!!!

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 17, 2010 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are quick.

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by Down Goes Brown on Aug 17, 2010 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

7:20 p.m. – The Leafs’ continue to struggle to find a market for defensemen when Dave Nonis is unsuccessful in his attempt to tip the pizza deliveryman with the rights to Jeff Finger.

Ah yes, the old unwanted Finger Tip.

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 17, 2010 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seems pretty quiet around here for a tuesday. Did everyone else call in sick today to practice NHL 10?

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by CoolJ90 on Aug 17, 2010 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Not much to talk about

until the pre-season starts.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not even Finger for bobby ryan?!?

by hockeyphreak on Aug 17, 2010 10:43 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Hmm

Is Kaberle’s father confirming some of the rumours about a rift with Kaberle and Wilson?

Needs a better translation than google translate, but…

Yet Frantisek Kaberle over his son to remain in Canada embraced a whole too. “I can not imagine how to get along with coach Wilson, who relies primarily on aggression and stress. And that’s not Thomas, it is technically a type of defender,” recalls.
Personally, I can not imagine that Thomas with the club entered into a new contract. No, if there will be continue to operate coach Wilson, "says Frantisek Kaberle older.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 10:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Frantisek is his brother, is that his father’s name too? Cool insight regardless.

by Jo4nny on Aug 17, 2010 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure it’s both his father and brother’s name. I think “Franktisek Kabere older” is a bad translation meaning Frantisek Sr.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

Frantisek sr = dad
Frantisek jr = brother

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by Leafer87 on Aug 17, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

son, I am disappoint.

verbeauty!

by A Lindros Jaw on Aug 17, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kaberle sr for sure … Oh God, don’t go into Czech grammar …

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only sleza could translate Czech, too!

The first post i think is actually talking about the leafs new style of play than a problem with the coach.

I thought he had a brother named Frantisek Kaberle, too?

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, he does have a brother called Frantisek.

by CanadianMaple09 on Aug 17, 2010 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Though my favorite is “Toronto boasts a collection of excellent and generously paid defenders. Brian Burke is currently under contract eight defenders, whose total annual income is astronomical $ 27,700,000.”

Astronomical indeed.

Quotes never translate well, he seems to be saying he thinks Kaberle will get traded at the deadline, unless they re-sign him before then.

He seems to think Kaberle would be better off with a new team, probably because he doesn’t want to read another 12,000 Kaberle trade speculation articles.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

soon! i study czech. and have forget everything during the summer but whatevs…

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by sleza on Aug 17, 2010 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

i have a buddy who lives in the Czech Republic, teaches English there, but speaks fluent Czech. I’ll ask him to translate.

not sure when he’ll get back to me…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

all done: apologies for the length
Frantisek Kaberle senior: "I don’t understand why Tomas is staying in Toronto"

It seemed for a long time that last season, after years filled with speculation, that Tomas Kaberle will be traded from Toronto to another NHL club . Maple Leafs general manager Brian Burke could deal with the Czech national team’s linebacker at his discretion when the Czech defender’s non-trade clause expired in late June. There was great interest in the thirty-two year old player between clubs, however, the Canadian club did not find any of their offers interesting. Kaberele will therefore continue to wear the blue and white. “To be honest, I do not understand this step,” Frantisek Kaberle senior said in an interview with www.hokej.cz.
Toronto has just gone through another failed season in the elite overseas North American league. The best long-term earning organization in the NHL, which has the support of up to twenty million supporters worldwide, failed again to work their way into the playoffs for the fifth time in a row. The main problem was obvious for the Maple Leafs – poor productivity. Team coach Ron Wilson managed in the regular season to secure just 214 goals, which still isn’t even the worst amount since the 1997/1998 season. Even as such, Tomas Kaberle was expected to leave the famous club in the summer.
Toronto general manager Brian Burke announced ahead of time that he would like to obtain an offensive superstar for the Czech national team player in order to help the talented Phil Kessel in overcoming the withering offense. Toronto received several offers during the summer months, of which none the Canadian superclub were satisfied with. The thirty-two year old linebacker will don the Maple Leafs jersey again next season, after which his contract will expire and he will become an unrestricted free agent.

The possibility of moving Tomas Kaberle from Toronto has already been discussed for many years now, and it was generally expected to happen just after the end of last year. "I have to admit that I expected it a bit too. I really don’t understand Tomas staying on in Toronto," said Frantisek Kaberle senior, shaking his head. The native of Rakovnik, the Czech Republic, last year racked up a total of forty-nine points, and was one of the most valued defenders on the team.

Yet, Frantisek Kaberle senior does not fully embrace his son remaining on the Canadian team. "I can’t imagine how it will be to get along with Ron Wilson, who relies primarily on aggression and stress. And that’s not Tomas, he is a technical type of defender," he said. Despite the fact of earning an excellent reputation over the course of eleven seasons in the NHL, he can get less ice-time in the following year.

The reasons are obvious. Toronto boasts a defensive line corps of excellent and well-paid defenders. Brian Burke currently has eight linebackers under contract, whose total annual income is an astronomical 27 million dollars. "Moreover, it is common practice in the NHL that teams play with six defenders in the vast majority of cases. Two excellent and above all well-paid defenders will not play the whole game themselves," pointed out Frantisek Kaberle senior. However, it is possible for the Canadian club to make changes to its rearguard by the start of next season. The defensive rebuild began last summer, with Brian Burke bringing in Francois Beauchemin from Anaheim.

Another new addition was the emphatic Mike Komasarek, with which the Maple Leafs head entered into a three-year contract, allowing the former Montreal blueliner to earn 4.5 million per year. Then, during the course of the regular season last year, a blockbuster trade with Calgary brought in all-star Dion Phaneuf, who was appointed team captain several months later after the departure of former club captain Mats Sundin. The Canadian defenseman, with an annual income of 6.5 million dollars, is also the best paid player in the club. The Maple Leafs also have Jeff Finger (3.5 million), Luke Schenn (2.975 million), Brett Lebda (1.45 million) and the talented Carl Gunnarson (0.8 million) on their defensive line.

Toronto have found their defensive lines to be too tight. The Maple Leafs have been having trouble offensively, and therefore it was assumed that Burke would exchange Kaberle for a skillful sniper. The overseas media speculated that either Ribeiro from Dallas, Ryan Malone of Tampa Bay, and Boston’s Marc Savard were possibly in the running. "We have information that Malone will later be a problem with the salary cap. Contracts with Steve Stamkos and Simon Gagne are expiring, and a new contract with Martin St. Louis is in the works. In two years even Victor Hedman will be without a contract," said Kaberle senior.

Boston’s Marc Savard has the reputation of having a fantastic record, Toronto would significantly be helped by his offense. "The problem is his health. He suffered a concussion last season, and there is the possibility of a similar blow to his head and it could even end up as finishing his hockey career. In this regard, such a trade for Toronto would have ben very risky, " said Kaberle senior. However, no exchange took place, and the experienced defenseman will spend the last year of his contract with his beloved club. "I think that Tomas won’t even comment on it anymore. He is content in Toronto, with both the club and the city. I still think though, that some change would be welcomed," he added.

The participant in this year’s Olympic Games in Vancouver has repeatedly been heard that he would like to go for the famous Stanley Cup, which he has only gotten to the conference finals so far in Toronto. It is hard to say how the changes that occurred in the summer will reshape the Maple Leafs in the following year. While Burk talks about at least making the playoffs, overseas experts are however skeptical. "Thanks to Tomas, I have been following Toronto for a long time. I didn’t believe it much in the beginning, but it seems that the best players don’t want to go to this club. The reason is because of the huge pressure from the fans, and especially the media. Not every hockey player is able to deal with it," says Tomas’ father.

A lack of offense will certainly be the main weakness of the Candian club. "Toronto is still unable to replace Sundin. Phil Kessel, however talented, is still not enough. However during the summer Brian Burke brought Armstrong from Atlanta and Versteeg from Chicago to the club, who will definitely contribute to the club. But I am not convinced that it will be enough for the Maple Leafs to compete with the best clubs in the Eastern Conference," reminds Frantisek Kaberle, of the overwhelming force of Washington and Pittsburgh.

"If it is only about defense, then they certainly have no problem there. They should be able to draw on the reliable work of talented Gustavsson, who rather in his first reason in the NHL was trying to find his bearings. Certainly he should get more time in goal than Giguere, who’s performance does not correspond to him getting six million a year," he adds.

If during the upcoming season nothing major happens, and it happens that Tomas Kaberle will be a free unrestricted agent and could agree to any contract with any elite overseas competitor. However, his father doesn’t predict such a thing happening. "I think that during the course of the year he will be traded to another club. There is just only one chance for Toronto, how to get something back in return for Tomas. In my opinion, I can’t see Tomas entering a new contract with the club. No, not if Ron Wilson will continue to be employed in the future," says Kaberle senior.



We are happy that Tomas is staying on the team, his teammates said of him.





His current teammates on the celebrated team acknowledged that the thirty-two year old will continue to play for Toronto. "I’ve been lucky enough to be defence partners with him. He’s such a good player out there, he’s smart and controls the game, he’s great on the power play and is one of the top defencemen in the league," the talented linebacker Luke Schenn told the Canadian television network TSN, who the Maple Leafs drafted during the first round in 2008.

The experienced Mike Komisarek welcomes competition for a spot on the blueline. "Guys are going to be pushing each other and guys are going to be fighting for spots. So something good comes out of that. Business is business. Guys get moved and its part of what we do. Our GM is trying to put the best possible team out there and obviously we couldn’t get the value that we wanted for Kabby so we’re happy to have him back," said the twenty-eight native from West Islip.

Even the talented Nazem Kari rushed out with praise for the Czech representative, who went through the draft process last year. "Tomas is one of the best defensemen in the entire league. We will be a stronger team next year due to the fact that we managed to keep him, I am convinced of this," said the former London and Kitchener sniper from the AHL.

Brian Burke indicated during an interview on Tuesday with the Ottawa Sun that he has plans to open negotiations on a new contract with Kaberle’s agent Rick Curran, although no-one dares to guess at any developments. Should they not reach an agreement within the first half of 2010-2011, Burke will look towards trading Kaberle to another club during the winter trade season.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

the way I’m reading it, Kabby’s dad reminds me of Carl Lindros…

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

we all owe my buddy Rom a beer (or two…)

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he would have been in Prague in March, I’d already have done that for him.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s in Pardubice I think…just a few clicks down the road.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Next time … Hasek has already left to Russia … So not much of a reason to come to Pardubice as of yet …

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

;-) Big time … This was my night off, until I got that request from Cali ;-)

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

WE’VE GONE INTERNATIONAL!

Welcome, thanks for signing up etc etc etc…

i’d mail you some beer, but I think anything I send your way would pale in comparison to what you’ve got locally. :)

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know me man, I can never turn down a beer. Once a Canadian, always a Canadian.

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

paypal him the price of a beer!

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be happy with just some Canadian cheddar …

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you're up Karina

I can’t get that kind of cheese in California :)

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do I keep it good while it’s in transit?

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve still got about 600Kc in cash left over from my trip. Think that could buy me a Snickers?

/is joke

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks so much for that!

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by PPP on Aug 17, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

at least he thinks Kaberle should get something in return for the Leafs and not just walk away as a free agent.
Also, Kaberle’s father is a coach, and I believe has worked for the Czech national team, so I think he has some more credit than Carl Lindros.

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

but meddlesome is meddlesome.

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite sure he’s meddling… someone interviewed him about his son’s team, he gave an answer.. no/

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

meddler

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good, Good

Don't think, it hurts the team!
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by antrofan on Aug 18, 2010 3:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except

It sounds like Tomas isn’t as influenced by him.

If I can't be a good example, then I will just have to serve as a horrible warning...

by CancerousRocket on Aug 17, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

a few notes from my trusty translator
Ok. I translated it. I have just one problem with one quote from Kaberle sr. – Czech is muddy as hell.

The quotes from Komisarek and Schenn I found online, so they are accurate. The quote from Kadri I could not find, so I just translated it back into English, so it is not word for word. Do you get what I am saying?

Most of the info repeats what is found online, on TSN and so on.

The quotes from Kaberle’s father are the most interesting. I am running them by some of my Czech friends to see if I got them right. I will update you if it turns out that I have it wrong, I am in particular I am writing about the quote: Thanks to Tomas, I have been following Toronto/Or thanks to Tomas, Toronto has been followed …

If you want a Czech opinion on Kaberle, let me know. I will run it by a friend who knows him.

I met Kaberle during the lockout. He is a gentleman, very modest (and speaks perfect English, unlike Riechel)

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by blurr1974 on Aug 17, 2010 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh

Reichel

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh Reichel is right.

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve gotta rec that simply for all the work that went into it.

by Jo4nny on Aug 17, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems to think Kaberle would be better off with a new team, probably because he doesn’t want to read another 12,000 Kaberle trade speculation articles.

Well then it’s a good thing he probably doesn’t speak English.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 11:06 AM EDT reply actions  

alternate

he could stop reading the media

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s media in the Czech Republic?

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh God … Let’s put it this way: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I met Kaberle during the lockout. Speaks perfect English. I am sure if his dad is jetsetting it to Canada once in a while to see his son play he knows it as well. Europeans have a little bit of a better grasp of languages than most of us from N. America.

by Romdgpce on Aug 17, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone know anything about this?
13Leafs01‎: #Leafs lose Ruegsegger and Peluso, after they were unsigned by yesterday’s deadline midnight deadline #NHL

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 11:11 AM EDT reply actions  

There’s a deadline for signing a certain class of RFAs (i think the ones that you have rights to, but weren’t ever under contract.)

Or something like that. I could have sworn that deadline was Aug. 15, but maybe it was moved back a day because Aug. 15 was a Sunday.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ruegsegger – 6th round pick in 2006

Peluso – 7th round pick by Pitts in 2004 and traded to the Leafs for a 2010 6th round pick on March 3rd.

Both were rated on hockeysfuture.com as 6.0 Ds meaning they were predicted to become 5th or 6th pairing d-men or a 3rd line forward; but could drop all the way down to a regular minor league player.

Really didn’t lose anything here, but the loss of Peluso doesn’t make sense because of the deadline trade for him and loss of a draft pick. But then again, it was a 6th round pick so I’m not going to cry about it.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya

Not a big deal, I guess – like Champagne – the Leafs brass didn’t think they were panning out.

Makes you wonder if they would have gotten something if we weren’t maxed out on SPCs though.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That 6th round pick was the one that burke “downgraded” for the Skoula trade, right? He obviously was a “fake” player.

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by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, the 6th for Peluso was a seperate trade. It was a 5th rounder that we got for Skoula.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 11:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t burke say he traded skoula with the agreement that he’d send to pittsburgh a pick one round later than the one he got for skoula so pittsburgh could get Poni without trading skoula first?

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Aug 17, 2010 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

no clue

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

it sounds familiar to me

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

This

sounds familiar. I think it was a gentleman’s agreement though.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought Burke’s comment on Peluso was he had never heard of him, Pittsburgh basically picked their worst prospect to make the deal work somehow.

by The '67 Sound on Aug 17, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peluso was also an “offensive” defenseman who wasn’t capable of putting up points.

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by CoolJ90 on Aug 17, 2010 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ruegsegger played at DU and was pretty unspectacular.

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by Chemmy on Aug 17, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does this mean we’ve freed up an SPC?

by Bower Power on Aug 17, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

No as neither of them were under contract.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guy Lafleur acquitted
Quebec’s highest court has acquitted former NHL hockey star Guy Lafleur, earlier convicted of giving contradictory testimony at his son’s sexual assault and forcible confinement trial.

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/montreal/story/2010/08/17/guy-lafleur-acquitted.html

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 11:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Detroit's Mt. Puckmore is up

Can’t argue with the choices.

For the most part, these have been pretty well done.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Lemme guess:
Gordie
Yzerman
Lidstrom
Lindsay?

Haven’t looked yet.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 17, 2010 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 17, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I love about this one, and about the Habs’ one, are the stories of the great players – Howe and Bealiveau, specifically – still attending games and going out of their way to make fans feel at ease.

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by Karina on Aug 17, 2010 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woohoo! What do I win?

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 17, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not having to read Puck Daddy comments?

Prefers pugnacity to truculence.

by chillin411 on Aug 17, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome! Just what I always wanted!

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Aug 17, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

When's Leafsmore up?

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by Leafer87 on Aug 17, 2010 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

When we write it.

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by Chemmy on Aug 17, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

that helps a lot

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by Leafer87 on Aug 20, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

91 Mariusz Czerkauski (sp)

Mats finally gets his top winger!

by Leaf in Habland on Aug 17, 2010 12:21 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

coughzetterbergcough… ;)
besides he was married to bond girl. according to wikipedia…

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by sleza on Aug 17, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who?

Yeah that should be nice for Mats. But he usually gets good linemates on Swedish teams. Unless they put him with Hogland…

by Leaf in Habland on Aug 17, 2010 4:59 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Does anyone know how the challenges work? Do we just challenge the person we’re matched up against in bracket at the start time listed above the round or is there specific instructions for who challenges who and whatnot?

by NYFan1610 on Aug 17, 2010 1:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Does anyone want to play a few warmup games for fun?

by NYFan1610 on Aug 17, 2010 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Challenging you to one now. Beware though, I’m sleepy

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-2 after 1…dudes good

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-3 after 2

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is operation annoy Jeffler working?

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. 3-3 going into OT

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he wins. I’m gonna eat some food, rematch him, and destroy him :smug:

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaand he signs off after one game

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by Jeffler on Aug 17, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

pwned

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens.

by SkinnyFish on Aug 17, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I had to go run and pick up something for the girlfriend…. I’m coming back online now

by NYFan1610 on Aug 17, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes

In case anyone forgot what Leafs tickets cost… you can order quarter-season tickets starting at the low low price of $3,300 for a pair of Green/Blue seats, or going as high as $8,250 for Platinums.

That’s 11 games. Yikes.

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by nhlcheapshot on Aug 17, 2010 3:43 PM EDT reply actions  

let me check my change purse…

by Death_By_Leafs on Aug 17, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are deals to be had. I think you can pick up standing-room-only tix for less than $50.

by Jo4nny on Aug 17, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect for Berger eh?

verbeauty!

by A Lindros Jaw on Aug 18, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

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