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And the Winner of NHL 11 Is...

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I'd like to pause from announcing the winner for a minute to point out how truly disappointed I am in all of you. Not only did Jeffler predict victory and lose in the first round in true Alfredsson spirit but you all let our free copy of NHL 11 go to a Habs fan.

I talked to PPP himself who told me I should ban everyone who entered the tournament but I talked him down and we've decided that you only have to pay a penance: we expect a limerick from the following "randomly selected" suspected Habs sympathizers with topic in parentheses:

CoolJ90 (The shame you've brought to the PPP family by losing)

Jeffler (The shame you've brought to the PPP family by losing and owning a Senators jersey)

puckurgently (Why dating a Montreal fan would be inexcusable, immoral and gross)

CarlPeelash (Your sincere apologies about making PPP cry)

Star-divide

Elie Aintabi wins the copy of NHL 11 which is lame, he could just steal one when Montreal riots over a preseason victory and you all decided to just give him a free copy anyways. This won't stand PPPers.

Soon Rivalspot will allow us the ability to have private tournaments and god help you guys if you don't beat any Habs fans who entered. Keep practicing: tournament 2 is en route and I expect, nay demand a victory.

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YAY

Elie’s cool, I’m glad she won.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m glad she won.

lol

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you play in the tournament?

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was only for 360 people. I have a PS3

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rats. I was going to make you write a limerick.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can assure you, if I did play, Elie wouldn’t have won.

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I must attempt to defeat you in prep of PS3 tournament happening one day. Maybe. In the future. I hope. Maybe.

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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

IT’S ON!

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I’ve already started my training regiment.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m lining up at midnight for my copy of ‘11 for the PS3. I did it last year and I’ll do it again god dammit.

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by Kenjamin on Aug 30, 2010 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh…I got it pre-ordered through Amazon since I’m expecting to be at work for the first two days it out. But after that I’m wasting away in front of the TV for 48 hours straight.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Tuesday I’ll make up an excuse to leave at 10am. I have an EB, a Best Buy and a Future Shop within 10 min of my work

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh and a walmart

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Hey, I have to leave early today to have a doctor’s appointment for the carpal tunnel I’m about to get.”

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’ll stroll in after work and buy the only copy in town like i do every year.

and I’ll probably be “sick” on Wednesday

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Aug 30, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockeyitis is the best disease to have!

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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 30, 2010 7:35 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Agree

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by Leafer87 on Aug 30, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought Elie was a dude.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So did I.

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I laughed

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

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by puckurgently on Aug 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get limericking.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir.

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by puckurgently on Aug 30, 2010 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww… I thought “A girl won? Awesome.”

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Losers. /goes back to playing Fallout 3

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Aug 30, 2010 4:03 PM EDT reply actions  

have one for PS3 and ill smite every habs fan out there

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Aug 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I will help with the PS3 smoting*. I ain’t happy about Aintabi.

*Once NHL11 comes out

by Jo4nny on Aug 30, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I too would like to make sure any PS3 Habs fans are properly smoten

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by BetterThanBester on Aug 30, 2010 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

For as it is written; those who becometh fanatics of the filthy Habs shall be smoten. Nomine Burke, Phaneuf, et Spiritus Universi

by Jo4nny on Aug 30, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This limerick was summoned by Chemmy
The Alfie questions were asked of by Henny
Alright guys I choked
My house will be yoked
So much for the game not costing a penny

(I’m not good at these. Also, in my defence, I lost to a rivalspotter, not a PPPer, who was glitching and lagging and wouldn’t rematch me afterwards for fun)

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Oh, boo hoo

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

You try scoring goals when your players are randomly stopping due to connection lag, and the other guy uses the curve shot 75% of the time

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fuckin curve shot.
I’m only messing with ya buddy.
You free Wednesday, Thursday or Friday to meet up?

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wednesday maybe

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent, DM me if you can

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I give you an 8.5 out of 10 and relieve you of your limerick obligations.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You up for a challenge later on tonight?

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah sure. Add Jefflered if you don’t have me already.

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must warn you though – I may be the one that lags; I’m at my moms stealing my brothers computer (mine’s a smoldering pile of silicon at the moment), and his xbox is on wireless). If its an issue (probably wont be) I’ll face you again after I return home

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

no issues, ill add you when i get home.

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was good. I would have hated to have to ban you.

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

good work

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ironic

You’d think after a whole season of losing in the real NHL one of the leafs fans would be able to muster up a moral victory on this one.

Oh well :)

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish you had a PS3

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by leafer1984 on Aug 30, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh.

You ruined it.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that you’re dating a leafs fan, you’re biased.

You’re a leafs fan too (by association)

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have too much Habs fan content on this site.
I’m protesting.

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Aug 30, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree. This is shameful.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINE.

I’ll go, I’ll go.

Sheesh.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re a Leafs fan now. You’re not going anywhere.

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by SkinnyFish on Aug 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll be cheering for Kessel before November.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't count

We already have your Schenn shirt ready.

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather put on a barberpole jersey then kill myself.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the difference?

If I'm losing an argument, I ask myself "What would a real journalist do?"
Then I cower behind: "You still don't get it. Deal with it." Thanks, James Wallace.

by Bower Power on Aug 30, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a Bruins fan wear it at the Winter Classic in Boston on her birthday

and she didn’t die.

She died inside though.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

.....

…..i hate you.

read my crap at http://somethingsbruin.net or I'll fling milkcrates at you.
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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are both on PPP now, it is too late to turn back

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude guy, i joined SBNation just to mock you folks. I held out for YEARS. you’ve done what others couldn’t. *cough*thebostonSBNblogsucks*cough*

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome

I shall call you CH’s GF.

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have a local Bruins fan, he’s a nice little fella, knows a few tricks

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

duh. Corny could have told you that

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by birky on Aug 30, 2010 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh we’ve discussed it. haha

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re like a Venus Flytrap. The only way out of here is to pledge allegiance to Wendel.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess

i’m stuck here forever, then? >:O dammit.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not too bad. Sure Jared bites every now and then but some people like that.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, that’s cool. i totally bite back. this should work out nicely.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’ll do well here

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is single if you’d like to date within the division.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

She’s probably seen the commercial.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m good for it. Unlike certain Habs and Leafs fans, I actually have to worry about the bear living in my city. I’d rather not die thx

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, I have Carlton to worry about, you don’t fuck with a polar bear

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

When was the last time Carlton hurled a man leaving a game early through a pane of glass?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 30, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

we arn’t allowed to talk about that by court order

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you advertise yours?

by sodonis on Aug 30, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We aren’t so insecure we need to show off.

Plus we can’t leave early because it’s impossible to get tix to the games.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

chemmy, every time I look at your list o’ teams that you’re a fan of, I get sadder that you’re a Leafs fan. why are you like this.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh lawd, not another pats fan

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

brady to moss FTW, bitches. it’s true.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Favre?

Follow me on twitter @CoolJ90 or add me to XBox Live - CoolJ90

by CoolJ90 on Aug 30, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

FARVE

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

moss?

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Aug 30, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I <3 this show

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because Chemmy is awesome and knows what’s up when it comes to hockey.

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well duh.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

shakes head

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

hm, can you not edit comments on this thing? /noob

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

so your mistakes are on display for all to see!
that way you are forced to read what you write and double check for spelling errors and the like before you press post

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

or not, like us

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh that’s excellent. also good to know that it works like gchat, and putting stars on either side of things bolds things?

hmm. I like this.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

THIS ISN’T RECCED YET???

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 30, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just for that, check your mentions on Twitter. :cool:

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ashdlgfhdghjbfg.bjngh.

i need a moment.

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by sarahconnors on Aug 30, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

noob doesn’t seem to understand this

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know what rhymes with noob?
boob

teehee

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn’t realize you’d come to such a sophisticated venue did you.

Boob.
teehee

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Aug 31, 2010 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

owned

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 30, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww.

That’s the most romantic thing anyone’s ever written about me.

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by metricjulie on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 out of 10 and you’re relieved of your limerick obligations.

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by Chemmy on Aug 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Approved

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO rec’d.

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by Kenjamin on Aug 30, 2010 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done

LOL’ed at this one.

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Aug 30, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way

LeafsHQ tournament’s happening whenever Rivalspot gets the private tourney feature going. Reason we’re waiting is because we know of a few people who want to join that use cheap tactics to win and want to keep them out (actual forced lag, loop glitch, glitch shots, stuff like that).

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Kids these days.

PPP ain't nothin to cuss with
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 30, 2010 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the exact issue too – when your tournaments being “hosted” by me, an 18 year old, and SteveDangle (just to ensure we get enough people), who’s fanbase’s average age appears to be, something like, 12-14, we’ve got a bunch of kids who do stupid shit to worry about.

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like yelling psych when you’re on a breakaway?

PPP ain't nothin to cuss with
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 30, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, who the hell faces someone online while listening to them on the mic? Party chat with other people is what you’re supposed to do.

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that involve Doritos and Mountain Dew?

PPP ain't nothin to cuss with
The Guess Who sucked, the Jets were lousy anyway

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Aug 30, 2010 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, gotta upscale that shit. Swiss Chalet and Coke

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a bar in Leslieville that only serves Old Milwaukee and Doritos. I always want to go in and order a PBR and some Funyuns.

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by puckurgently on Aug 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free delivery!!!

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by Kenjamin on Aug 30, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

TeensFTW

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by Leafer87 on Aug 30, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

One More BTW...

Anybody looking for an EASHL team for 11? Trying to start filling up a roster for this years version of Random Team.

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Id like to be in, but remember, I’m only the BEST PLAYER ON PPP hahahahaha.

seriously, can I play?

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What position do you play?

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be very interested except I am on the PS3…. perhaps there would be enough interest on here to begin parallel PPP EASHL teams for both consoles????

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by Kenjamin on Aug 30, 2010 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theres at least 5 of us with one on here.

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by Clawson on Aug 30, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was looking to put up a post about this too, I want to get on a stable team this year… as opposed to hometown friends who don’t know how to play a position.

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by BetterThanBester on Aug 30, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like LW but I can go either D if LW is occupied.

by Elie on Aug 30, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Either way. Do know that every second phrase you utter will be along the lines of “HOLY FUCK JEFF PASS THE FUCKING PUCK ARE YOU KIDDING ME”

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a special surprise in the copy of NHL11, right?

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

shh don’t ruin it

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by Fergus30 on Aug 30, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, can I get the story on why CarlPeelash made PPP cry?

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

he touched him in his no no place

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by blurr1974 on Aug 30, 2010 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, so tears of joy?

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by Karina on Aug 30, 2010 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume it was this: “Hey I got a Twitter-name endorsement from @simmonssteve. Now is probably a bad time to say that I started the @DaveFullerSun account, right?”

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 30, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He outcuddled the cuddle bitch?

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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 30, 2010 7:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

out pants’d the sexy pants?

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by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

At that very moment Dave Nonis got the chills

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by blindfolded tank driver on Aug 30, 2010 8:22 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah I’m not sure on that one either but I’ll roll with it.

by CarlPeelash on Aug 30, 2010 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t realize that the limericks had to be on a topic, yet amazingly came close to the topic. Here’s something relavent though.

In this tourney I could’ve done better
While wearing my Heatley home sweater
Took a shot with Kovalchuk
Hit the post, I screamed “FUCK!”
Wished Marty’s cheese wasn’t swiss, rather cheddar

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by Jeffler on Aug 30, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Of all people

Heatley?
/shakes head

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by Leafer87 on Aug 31, 2010 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did not partake cause I’m horrible
my NHL 10 skills border deplorable
Knew I’d embarrass you all
when I dropped the ball
so I’ll just stick to being adorable

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 30, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Losing in the tournament was pretty bad
Especially since I was the only chance PPPers had
It’s not like Alfredsson could have won
Since he’s really just a bum
The worst part is the game goes to a Hab

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by CoolJ90 on Aug 30, 2010 8:47 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Accepted

CARLPEELASH IS DELINQUENT

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

!!

wtf how does a hab fan win??..
/shocked
where am i? Pictures, Images and Photos

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Aug 30, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We needed more players. We can run them and hopefully next time we’ll have two tourneys.

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

you should be getting an email from me as soon as the file gets done uploading…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Aug 30, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got one. Will have to get into NHL 11 tourneys.

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by James Mirtle on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH RLY

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by Karina on Aug 31, 2010 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

One more reason why people should get a PS3.

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by Clawson on Aug 31, 2010 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

So far the only reason.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Aug 31, 2010 8:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It has Blu-ray.

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by James Mirtle on Aug 31, 2010 9:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

and has free online play! and better graphics… and a better controller, and y’know, is jsut better

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by Matt_Roberts on Aug 31, 2010 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

360 controller is way nicer than the PS3’s.

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by Chemmy on Aug 31, 2010 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is also heavier, which comes in handy for defending yourself against burglars or for hunting small game

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Aug 31, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

there was actually plenty of PS3 players… but not enough responded in time.

I had one too…

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Aug 31, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go...

My tournament performance was weak,
Next time I will play like a freak,
And for PPP,
I will guarantee,
Not a tear will run down his rosy cheek.

by CarlPeelash on Aug 30, 2010 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

APPROVED

Could have been dirtier but I like it. You have performed your penance.

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by PPP on Aug 30, 2010 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

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