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Rookie Tournament: Maple Leafs v. Blackhawks

Will any of these rookies be the next chosen one?

Not much to add before the game. If you are in Toronto or London you're watching on Rogers and otherwise hopefully you can watch it on MapleLeafs.com. Another option might be HockeyStreams.com or so someone told me. Chris DiDomenico will not play but Phillipe Paradis will be suiting up for the Hawks. Nazem Kadri will be there in front of the hometown crowd looking to give his push for a permanent spot on the Maple Leafs a big kick-start. According to James Mirtle Jussi Rynnas will get the start tonight and each of the three goalies, James Reimer and Ben Scrivens, will get one game each.

The Blackhawks will be drawing their line-up from the following roster. Looks like they will not be making many changes with such a small roster.

 Player numbers after the jump:

Star-divide

Birky update:

Ross - #65

Kadri - #43

D'Amigo - #71

Olden - #74

Mueller - #45

Carrick - #70

Irwin - #44

McKegg - #69

Gysbers - #58

Ryan - #68

Mitchell - #56

Devane - #67

Blacker - #62

Holzer - #55

Rynnas - #40

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omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GDT ZOMG

/jizzin’ my pants

Oh, and hi.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

wooo!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY HOCKEY IT IS HOCKEY TIME

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 6:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Anything less than this

Out of Keith Aulie is totally unacceptable.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

aulie no play, apparently they are playing it safe with is shoulder

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

word on the street is Dido will be playing though

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re going to be disappointed then

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want some bat shit insanity out of Radley Boss though

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LIKE A BAWSS

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reportedly Gregg McKegg is wearing number 69.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahah

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

mr McKegg, with a leg for an arm and AN ARM FOR A LEG

bow chicka bow wow

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want that kid to pan out so badly right now.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, a game thread and I have no beer. I guess I’ll just have to raid other people’s liquor supplies…

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't

go through my stuff, I only have colas and sodas and crap.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

breaking out some scotch for the occasion!

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

dunno if we have scotch

but i will look

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just accidentally tweeted to Mirtle that I had gin, I didn’t even have that much.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate having to work. It’s not fair.

©1979-2010 article1 All rights reserved. Terms and conditions available on request. May be freely reproduced by anyone except those answering to the description 'Thieving Mittenstringer'.

by article1 on Sep 11, 2010 6:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Status update:

I’m giddy with excitement. Also with beer.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Pizza, birthday cake and hockey. Today is a good day.

by Brad Ackerson on Sep 11, 2010 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

and a win. You sir are a lucky man.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

stupid rogers crappy local programing GET TO THE GAME ALREADY

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

they just told me to vote in a municipal election…ridiculous.

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone have a legit “free” feed instead of the one PPP mentioned above?

@LakerCaptain

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Sep 11, 2010 7:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Other option: does anyone have an illegit free feed? I’d take that too.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, what he said. Looking for live feed, just cause I had to wait all summer doesn’t mean I want to wait until 8pm at the mapleleafs.com

@LakerCaptain

by Another Good Kingston Boy on Sep 11, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jussi Rynnas?

Cause I see Rynnas.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:04 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

That’s funnier than it should be. Rec’d.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking "Jussi" like so:

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Juicy Fine-Ass

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

full marks.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson is 6’7? dude

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I love seeing Kadri out there. LOVE

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Kadri just ruined a dude

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

STUPID MONTREAL NOT HAVING TORONTO ROGERS CABLE

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

STUPID SHAW IN ALBERTA NOT CARRYING ONTARIO ROGERS OR LEAFSTV!!!

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my, dirty dirty by Boo Bradley

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

If he ever ends up on the frat line he’ll become Bro Radley

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

ROSS… SCORES!!!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Rynnas looks just massive in net

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

sondre olden scores 2-0

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Ross… Olden… 2010 lookin nice!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

hahaha, Olden looks like he is 12 years old

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

he looks like michael cera!

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Proof?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Title. Easily brothers if not cousins.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

with his helmet on, they look like twins

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see similar genetic material

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy F

Look how young that freaking kid is.

I’m an old man.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, the google image lineup was even worse. They had pictures of this kid where he must’ve been 14, tops.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That cinches it

Olden’s nickname should totally be George-Michael.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olden

would do a better acting job than Cera any day of the week. then again, so could a board with some googly eyes glued to it.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Babyden.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

This blows

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s that we don’t have a live feed.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooh. 40 minutes and mapleleafs.com will have it

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo, i wanted a shut out lol

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

chalk that one up to Rynnas’ pads not being worked in…or something

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

bah, bad net presence by the D, gotta clear that

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

so

no free feeds then.

:(

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

not till 8

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, Oh Kadri
kid is on a mission

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

kadri is running over everyone. truculzem

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

olden doesnt look small out there. i seem to recall his scouting reports talking about his lack of size

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

he is real thin and needs to add some muscle
but he was also the youngest player drafted this year

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

i am WAY too excited about this game hahaha

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Attaboy Kegger!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

niiiice
McKegg Dangles!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

McKegg! beautiful goal

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

McKegg scored

fuck yeah.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Greg McKegg! F—k yeah!
Coming again to save the mother f—king day yeah!
Greg McKegg! F—k yeah!
Leafdom is the only way yeah!

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-1 :)

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I really like these new sweaters

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m still not sold on the collar.

by general borschevsky on Sep 11, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally like the white collar.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the few minutes he has had, Carrick looks TERRIBLE

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

When it looks like you're floundering...

drop the gloves to get noticed!

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

some nice fists thrown there

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate having to wait until 8PM

stupid ‘not living in the Toronto area’ crap!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

at least Toronto is winning 2-0 on leafs tv….. :( I WANT ROOKIE TOURNEY!!!!

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKegg is proving himself tonight.

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

He looks good. Great little drive for that goal too.

Kadri also looks like he’s going to score eventually.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

huge lift playing in London for Kadri. Remember last years preseason? That was awesome.

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Kadri has something to prove. He’s going to give this his all.

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

FIGHT FIGHT!
 
RIP HIS HEAD OFF!

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

FIGHT. Carrick redeems himself

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

who won?

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

got broken up, but the announcers were mentioning that Carrick was out of his weight class.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

the blackhawks guy was 6’4, carrick is only 6. god punches thrown. id give it a slight edge to the blackhawks guy

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carrick

Walked away with a bloody nose, so I’m inclined to agree

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOOFF

Rookie Tourney quality hockey, but a big-league set of punches thrown.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

true story. i went to highschool with carricks brother Jake

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stouffville?

SAUCED

by SAUCE12 on Sep 12, 2010 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

This game is quite nice so far. :)

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Man Toronto is drawing penalties like nobody’s business.

I thought we were the thugs?

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

ZOMG TEH REFFFS R BIASED TO TEH LAEFS LOLOLOLOLOL

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

TO TEH LAFFS LOLOL

is Marc Pilgrim = Kavel Pubina, or just with the same avatar?

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

SO are any of these bebeh Leafs totally fetch?

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm starting to worry, babes!

That I’m getting too old for this.

Oh, and duh, Kadri looks fresh to death.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They keep getting younger and younger! I could get arrested at this rate.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yo Alix

how are things and such?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey there. Things are pretty good. You?

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wonderful. I miss the GDTs. I really miss ’em.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and like EVERYONE ELSE!!

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish they were streaming my cousin’s tourney… And yes GTDs are the best. Usually I just come for the Swedes and stay for the flirting.

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

…and stay for the flirting.

Yeah, that’s the only reason I ever come here as well.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey babes heeyyyy

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

How you doin’?

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop trying to make fetch happen!

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neverrr!

It's all hot bishes, naps, and dance parties

by Alix on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

She doesn’t even go here!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not even supposed to be working today!

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Roughing call on Ross.

Colour me surprised.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh. that was a bad makeup call. stupid preseason rookie tournament bad reffing

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

So, that’s where they got the terrible refs from last season! It all makes sense!

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

george michael has some wheels for a skinny dude

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Philippe Paradis!

Bust / Prospect!!!1 / Bust!

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Bust Who?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

dammit.

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Chicago scores

Ugh. Rynnas has not looked good

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs

to friggin’ get his gd game togeter.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

he hasn’t been tested much, but already I’m getting that sinking feeling whenever he faces a shot. Reminds me of a certain Leaf goaltender from last season. He was dogshit. I think you know who I’m referring to. (no not Joey joe joe)

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, Reimer got lit up in this tourney last year and had a pretty decent year.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh ya I’m being slightly facetious, he hasn’t even played 20 minutes of NA hockey yet.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

on the other hand, Muller doesnt look bad

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i almost cried laughing when i read the last line of DGB’s latest post. something like “youve got some toskala in your diaper”

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tesa Voskala?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t expect him to. It’ll take at least a season to adjust to North American game.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has 2 weeks to stop a 2-0 or I’ll be upset

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!!!

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Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.

by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

PPP!!!!1

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, crap

everyone behave, the boss is here.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Where? Quick, hide.

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Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.

by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

they keep calling him Jeremy D’amigo

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

PK?

Stupid Irwin, lazy lazy lazy penalty

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Irwin really need to learn how to skate

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i thought that was what this summer was for

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

looks like he’ll need several summers

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Kyle Wellwood could skate faster than Irwin.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before or after the all-you-can-eat buffet?

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probaby both before and after. Who knows.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

depends on the buffet. Afterwards might make you need to skate quickly because of teh food poinsoning

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jussi Rynnas really needs to cover up those rebounds.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair, the Chicago goalie hasn’t looked great either, so it’s not one-sided in that sense.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

I think Allaire will fix Rynnas’ problems soon.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not too worried. Im more than happy to wait and develop him properly rather than rushing him like Gus.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gooooooooal

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

goal

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

D’Amigo tip in from Gyspers.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Gyspers has looked really good in this game.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i tried so hard to get a seinfeld nickname for d’amigo. none really stuck though

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Art Vandelay. H. E. Pennypacker and Kel Varnsen. That should be one of our lines.

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

yes

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

why you (toronto) Sun of a…

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I was sampling…like Puffy.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

D’amigoal – The Remix ft. PPP

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Hah, no

I would never do that.

PPP would tho.

And already did.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

American Hero Jerry D’Amigo, everybody!

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

GIJOE!!!!!

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is on pace for a 12-6 finish. Just sayin’.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 11, 2010 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

who is #66? he skates…funnily

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s still awesome, even though it’s against canada.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gives me an excuse to pull this out

TWSS

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWHS?

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by CoolJ90 on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok so. if it keeps going this way for the leafs, i think its safe to say it….

PLAYOFFS!!!1

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Wrap or Chemmy going to make an 8PM GDT for the rest of us who are suffering from geographic discrimination?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

or tv provider discrimination….

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't they heard the song?

This is Canada’s team, dammit!

Also, parts of America, as well.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

somehow this is sportsnet one’s fault. Fucking Rogers…

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

/thumbs up

I hate Rogers.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are going to love the first period…

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 bloody minutes.

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olden and McKegg have looked good together. Same with Kadri, D’Amigo, and Mitchell.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

on the other hand, chicago has a guy named “Flick” which looks funny with a capital L and I next to each other. yes im 12

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any ideas for nicknames for the rooks?

Well, save for McKegg and Kadri. (Maybe D’Amigo)

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

/thumbs up

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lebda-go-Mckeggo

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

whoa

You just made my brains spill out my ears.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

olden = george michael (for his Micahel Cera-ness)
Gysbers = Simon and Gysbunkel?

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gybusters?

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

like

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simon “i’d like to buy a vowel” Gysbrs

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

man these Roger’s commercials are HILARIOUS. i love cable

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it the one with that Jason Spezza look-alike fellow?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

two guys at a BBQ bitching each other out.

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo peoples what's the score?

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

4-2 Toronto!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesomeness!

Olden, Ross, Kegstand, and D’Amigo?

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Sep 11, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Good (Olden/D’Amigo), the Bad (Ross), and the Ugly (Kegger)

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

4-2 good guys in blue

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burkie lovin’ Kadri and Kegger

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Mapleleafs.com feed – nothing up yet but the vertical colour blocks. I didn’t know they still did that.

http://video.mapleleafs.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=75144&catid=616

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

yay high pitched beep!!!!

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yah

turn your speakers down

/asshole

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

reminds me of the days when I’d sneak down to watch southpark as a kid, fall asleep afterward, and wake up to colour blockyness. good memories.

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

yay!

got no rogers 10 here :( waiting for feed!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

same. except Mrs P just put on Kung Fu Panda and it’s fuckin’ hilarious, so the game on mapleleafs.com will have to wait.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

All the fun of a Jack Black movie without the hassle of having to actually watch Jack Black

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Sep 11, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha just watched Orange County Jack Black is hilarious.

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by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone does that

They just don’t generally put it to air.

Gotta calibrate sound and colour quality somehow before you go live to air.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your logic has no place here.

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Sep 11, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

as bad as the CGI is in that…its kind of still scaring me

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

CGI?

Dude, that’s real.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WANNA KNOW WHERE THE SHARKTOPUS AT

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT COULD BE A CRACKHEAD AND THE CRACK TOLD HIM TO ACT LIKE A SHARKTOPUS!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

freaky

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shartopus

Because that guy is sharting his pants as he fist pumps

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, best typo ever

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is trippy as fuck after a several brews

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by CoolJ90 on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping

We can attach the nickname to someone on the team so I can post it every time that player does something

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the same reaction

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yarrrrrr, that’ll replace the whale in my nighmares

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by CoolJ90 on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

just get stoned and stare at it

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOO HOOOOCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

@Sodonis may or may not (she did) have invented D’Amigoal. Here’s to many more!

uh oh. I think PPP thinks I’m a girl because my girlfriend is in my avatar.
PPP: I’m a dude! lol

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry ma’am, but not any more.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do declare Mr Beauregard, you are my hero

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

You know, I went back and forth for a long time and then figured that she seemed more like the focus of the picture so you were a girl.

Too bad, I thought you were cute.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of cute

Oh man, the girl I went on a Jayte with this afternoon. Wow.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

shame about the game. I died a little inside…

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear you and Ms Erin had some wonderful conversation about a specific blonde gentleman

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah

We most certainly did. You were quite the popular topic of conversation.

We’re both quite crazy about you.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

She looked really cute. That Jayting thing might be the best idea anyone I know has ever had.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

’fucks a Jayte?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

a date at a jays game

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Blue Jays Date!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A great thing invented by a great man.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's from my blog

I came up with a gimmick where I take girls to Jays games and then write recaps about it.

Today’s entrant was a keeper for sure. Had a great time.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like my answer better.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

speaking of cute, ryantologist and metricjulie are fucking adorable….you know, for an abomination of nature and all

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Aside from everything that’s wrong with it, it’s quite right.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

wasn’t there a JP wedding where there was a Leafs and a Habs fan? Or am I misremembering it?

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

so…your saying im not cute? :( lol

I was the one that confirmed the SAC poo flinging story a while ago for the PPPP.

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe

Well, she thinks so and that’s all that matters ;)

OH YEAH! hehe, favourite hockey story ever.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

poo flinging??

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

crazy all boys school things

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like they are calibrating on the feed….cmoncmoncmon!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

the beeping is gone…

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

feed ius on for the 8pm crowd!!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its been 4 mins and no one has scored, wtf.

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

HOCKEY!

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

feed is UP

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

and so am I!

Hockey, how I have missed you.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see the light!!!

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

z

THE FEED IT IS ALIVE

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

YAYS

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liking Mueller alot

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Whos behind the bench for the Leafs?

Life as a Toronto Sports Fan?... *sigh*... It is what it is...

by JohnnyG on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Diamond Dallas Eakins?

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Shattenburg is a douche

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

blandoburg

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahhh fuck i gotta go to a poker game. no more hockey for me

by sodonis on Sep 11, 2010 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Euro Goalies...

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

they be wack.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damnit Rynnas, learn ze rules!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

1st thing we do at softball is tell people to not step on fucking home plate.

How does Rynnas not know that rule?

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably does, just had a brain fart, when you do things one way for so long somtimes you just forget
hopefully he doesnt do that in any games that matter

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That last part, for sure

He really couldn’t pick a better time to do it.

If you’re going to forget that rule, rookie camp before the pre season even starts is a good time to do it

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree100%

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we’ll never win the cup.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahahah

I don’t care what you think, I’m reccing this.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOO HOCKEY

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

STOP TALKING

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I see Kadri!!!!

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.

by Redonred on Sep 11, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

those jerseys are nice

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i like the dark collar with the white better than the other way round

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

true dat

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess Keith Acton hasn’t gotten around to teaching these kids how to kill penalties.

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmmm.....

Here’s your problem…you’re being too successful.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Acton…teach..AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh shit, you kill me man.

Don't think, it hurts the team!
"Kneel before Todd!!"
Wes Werbowy>Chuck Norris

by antrofan on Sep 12, 2010 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really like Rynnas’ potential, obvious flaws (rebounds, brain farts) but that will come with time

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that we can call him Juicy boobs

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that we can call him Juicy boobs

fixed.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

also: mustache potential

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t see, does he have his 70’s pornstache?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll get the pic…

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mustacheulence

Photobucket

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

holy...

uhh…

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wockachickawockachicka chicka chickaaaa

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a baaaad mutha—shut your mustache!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just wanna see him bust a move

Photobucket

He’s like a 70’s action star

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHARTOPUS!!!

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHARTOPUS!!!

The best part of that spelling mistake is it looks like Juicy is ripping one in his hockey pants.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

eeeeeeexactly. thanks to jared for the typo sub-meme.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Адразу Ліфс Перайсці !

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

hero

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by CoolJ90 on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am glad/appalled/really actually glad that I clicked on this thread, if only for this photo.

by zekebud on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Commentators:

http://translate.google.com/#en|fi|Rynnas . Click “Listen.” Let’s correct this ASAP.

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by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Fixed.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNEW I was pronouncing it correctly

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every time they say rine-ass, I feel embarrassed for them.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Listening to google translate is not working for me for some reason.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that these kids all have fucking weird numbers. Don’t know who anyone is other than Kadri.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how McKegg got stalbergs old number

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

er Mueller rather

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

That makes 3.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

55 Brad Ross, I believe.

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

every time I see 56 i get terrified for a second because i get a Wozerpes flashback

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

D’Amigo is 71 I believe.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s too bad about wozniewski. He has such amazing memes and such shitty play

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

then again

his memes came from his shitty play. I still can’t believe multiple teams traded for him.

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

nooooo

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah fudge

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is anybody watching? haha

by PhilSpecter on Sep 11, 2010 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

heh

You’re on the 8pm thread. We’re already in the second period!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yah, but we’re an hour ahead

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha OK. I was really confused.

by PhilSpecter on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heheh

This thread just got absurd

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

VERY absurd

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sondre Olden just scored

by PhilSpecter on Sep 11, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotta Say

Despite the 3 goals the Leafs D has looked solid.

Toews, Kane and Sharp have been invisible.

/terrible jokes

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooo, this would be an excellent time for Kadri to score.

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that McKegg goal was pretty damn awesome

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

He turned on some WHEELS.

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by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Dual Too Many Men situations and the Leafs got off scot-free

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

too many men.

A call I haven’t heard in while.

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

goal!

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw yeah

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hands by Ryan!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

You suck Blackhawks! Cup champs…pfff.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Checking in during lightning delay in Knoxville. Leafs game is on tape delayed feed? Is this NBC?

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Barron Smith is terrible

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Barron Smith sounds like a Hanna-Barbera villain.

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope his middle name is Von

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He flies a red Bi-Plane.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

while twirling his mustache

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and trying to catch that pigeon

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that would be amazing

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

bahahahahaha

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

lol…Beach

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

what an idiot.

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

beach please.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 11, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

beat me to it.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

neither d has looked all that impressive, so it’s hard to say that the Leafs have looked good, but…

D’Amigo and Kadri have looked crazy fast and smart with the puck.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

what the hell is that on Rynnas’ mask?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

lol…was just gonna say….looked like on one side was a couple holding hands on a bridge looking at the stars. And the other side was a leafs logo and a few leafs of the past(? I couldn’t tell who).

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

korbinian holzer

sounds like a fake name, like a villian in an old movie or something.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 11, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

which is fantastic
we should call him blowfeild

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides Kadri which guys playing in the rookie game are expected to have a shot at a roster spot this season?

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 11, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Mueller I think. D’Amigo might have an outside shot as well.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

some people say D’Amigo, but I doubt it

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked him at the WJC, but didn’t seem that he could make the jump straight from NCAA to NHL. I’m guessing he’ll be a Marlie this season.

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitchell looks tiny

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, he’s like 5’7

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But his dad can beat up your dad?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, my dad is like 6’5

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

5’9" according to the Leafs site, which means 5’7" is more likely.

His weight is listed as 207 though. He’s like a wrecking ball on skates.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, ive seen him in person off skates a few times at knights/spitts games, and im 5’9 and he is easily 2 inches shorter than me
built like a tank though

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

both of us
we should be besties

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Python powers!

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don't

Want to fuck with Brad Ross
Cause Brad Ross
Will fuck’n kill you.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m hearing Rocky Top. Looks like delay is over. Hope the Ducks regrouped. Off to watch Pac-10 ball rest of the night. Enjoy the rest of the rookie game Leafs fans.

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

So glad Rynaas will be spending time in the AHL. He’s giving me Toskala flashbacks…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to North America, Jussi.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

for no reason whatsoever…

itd be awesome if grabbo were coaching

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And wearing an eyepatch.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snake Grabovski in Escape form Montreal/Hamilton!

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

this needs to be a photoshop

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t you just see him on the bike with that Euro leather jacket and a sawed off? Good call.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh hell yeah.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo approves Gif

Photobucket

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by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit, son

I’ll be in my bunk

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both Mrs. P and I mistook the book cover for chest hair. Like he’s got 2 inches of zipper at the top, then it FLARES open to expose his manliness. Hawt.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I usually don’t go for dirtstaches, but damn. Th jackets…

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

fancy pined apple red drinks for all if win!

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes!! Booyah!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

REFRESH

for player numbers

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

where’d you get these?

I ask cuz I think Ryan is 59, not 68.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wrote them down

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

i could be wrong, but I thought I just saw Ryan and #59. Wasn’t really paying attention though…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kevin McGrann said on twitter that Ryan is 68

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kenny Ryan

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watching online so I’m an hour behind but so far liking what I’m seeing. I’m seeing hockey, in case anyone was wondering. And I like it!

Kadri-D’Amigo-Mitchell was the line I wanted to see, so that’s cool.

Simon Gyspers looks real. I mean compared to the other D on pretty much both teams who are getting their doors blown off. It’s clear that forwards develop more quickly than defenders.

Already mentioned but I love that Greg McKegg is wearing 69. KEGGER!!!!!!

Hockey is back! Woo!

by Leaf in Habland on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I’m at work and on a break. What’s happening, who looks good and who doesn’t???

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by article1 on Sep 11, 2010 8:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Sondre Olden looks surprisingly good.

McKegg and Ross also looking damn fine.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olden has good reach and decent wheels. Agile too for a big kid. THis is also probably far and away the best competition he’s ever played against.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many penalties has Ross taken?

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by article1 on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

who looks good? – the Leafs
who doesn’t? – the Hawks

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

D’amigo also scored on a deflection

Jussi is swimming – does not look confidant

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s not very active in the net. looks slow.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he’s struggling a bit.

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he’s playing like he’s the one on the 1 hour delay

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the damigo tip was sick
I don’t think Jussi has been that bad, he needs to make adjustments sure, but he looks better than Gus did his first game in last years rookie tourny

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

the second goal was bad. i don’t understand how he didn’t get that one

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

good shot, kinda screened, but yeah, he coulda had it pretty easy

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the game, thoughts so far...

The McKegg and Ross goals we’re pretty, otherwise Ross has been mostly invisible, McKegg has looked good. Kadri has been pretty much invisible for the most part, Rynnas took a delay of game penalty for the trapezoid. Blacker has made some nice passes, Mitchell has been all hustle. D’Amigo has been pretty invisible as well.

The player I have been most impressed by so far? Holzner. He has made some nice defensive plays, been taking the body, and he looks eerily like Phaneuf.

On the whole most of them look rusty, and they definitely look like threy haven’t been playing together for very long.

by Huey2k2 on Sep 11, 2010 8:35 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Nice

I am excited for Holzer.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKegg has looked really good. That goal of his was sick.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was a big knock on McKegg before the draft because scouts thought he had lost that second gear when he hurt his knee. Looks fine tonight. He’ll be exciting to track this season in Erie.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gysbers has been really impressive, mainly because i expected nothing out of him

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I just finished the first period and Holzer didn’t look so great. Gysbers looked better I thought

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH NO DIDO GOT A POINT WORSTEST TRADE EVARRRRR AUAUGFHUAHAAAHHHH!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Is this the regular GDT or the 1 hour delay internet stream GDT?

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Regular

I didn’t make one for the other people.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

both

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

some sort of weird hybrid monstrosity
like the sharktopus

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL HAIL GLORY TO TEH SHARKTOPUS

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dunno but its fuckin wierd and beautiful

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by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

how is it breathing out there?

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

magical air breathing gills, jeeze

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

should’ve known. i messed up

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

sharktopus powers

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked for one – didn’t happen

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

preserverance?

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

lol
dedication and preser…uh…presaverence….

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s cheese, why not just skip to the second period?

Stupid intermission.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

ya

annoying.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

one thing about rynnas that worries me a might
he cant seem to catch a fucking thing with his glove

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s holding his moustache in there.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

a lot less fighting this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe Devane and Liambas will go at it

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by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont think liambas has even seen ice

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t see too many of the 2009 ‘what the hell are You doing Burke?’ picks here.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

guys, who’s #82 on our team?

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by kashman07 on Sep 11, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

not sure but 83 is Andrew Crescenzi

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by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s Drew Paris?

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

mac users

anybody have issues with the video stream? i couldn’t get it to smooth out no matter what I did, so I moved over to our PC and it’s been perfect.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s working well for me

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

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Flash is crummy on Macs.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i figured

it was like the browser was having a seizure…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flash is neat on Android if you don’t mind your battery only lasting 10 minutes. Apple is right: Flash doesn’t belong in the mobile space.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just think the picture is funny

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

like this Mueller kid, he is as truculent as advertised

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing earlier.

He’ll look good banging around the shrimps from Montreal.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Back to work I go.

GO LEAFS GO!!!1

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by article1 on Sep 11, 2010 8:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

JU CEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Saves it with his face! Moustache power!

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sincerely hope Juicy Boobs becomes the official nick for jussi

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

C’mon Tank!

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Pff….what a dive. bitch.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 8:53 PM EDT reply actions  

who’s the captain on this Leafs team?

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Paradis hasn’t looked that good out there

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

c ya

off to the local cancer walk-a-thon with the wife and kiddo.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 11, 2010 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

GOOD LUCK!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irwin’s skating looks improved

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Against teens.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

both him and Smith have been fucking horrible this game

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teens are fast.

Just think of it like Irwin is Jason from Friday the 13th lumbering around after a bunch of nubile teens. Brayden Voorhees if you will. He’ll get them…eventually. He just needs to get the Blackhawks to start making out or something. Distract them, then BAM!

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs site hates me and America.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The vid won’t load. Then it will. Then it won’t.

Its working at the moment.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What browser? Are you on the latest version of Flash?

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm baaaaaaaaack

what’s the score and stuff?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

5-3 toronto

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s Kadri, Muller, Cera (Olden) look so far?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Olden has very soft hands.

Kadri just wants to score. Not playing particularly well.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t look that interested in helping out his teammates.

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

going through the motions. his tryout starts next week

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 11, 2010 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They look fine…nothing too special so far.

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hate. The. Trapezoid.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

That trapezoid thing is pretty much useless. Amirite?

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a stupid idea that for some reason still exists.

Kinda like Millbury on TV.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

just saw the Jussi brain fart

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

score. 6-3

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by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Gysbers has been awesome tonight

by ShahofToronto on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Kyle Beach, I like him.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Gysbers asploding!

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

This team looks better on the PK than the Leafs did last year

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

you know why?

THE 2-2 BOX!!!

IT’S NOT THE EFFIN’ DIAMOND FORMATION!!

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

I don’t like the diamond.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly though, diamonds are forever

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

But how do you protect your diamonds?

Put them in a box

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

holy shit.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won’t leave in the night, I have no fear that they might desert me.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Undefeated season.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Can I just say I missed doing this with you guys?

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I miss GDTs. I miss y’all guys & gals.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

J/k

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won’t miss DS this year

Mediocre goaltending for everyone, YAY!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just did slugger

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you too.

I mean, I missed this too.

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by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way to never reply to me on Twitter.

I cried.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

About the girls building blogs?

LOL…

I was going to RT it by my phone was messed up at the game.

I’m sorry, baby. You know you’re my #1.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s all good. We should go on a Jayte.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

With you as a Red Sox fan

I’d rather be taken on Sox Appeal, if it’s all the same.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s right. I’m calling you out.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS WIN!

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I left for the entire 3rd period to smoke pot

Everyone on the team looked great. I hope they all make it out of camp. Cut whomever is in the way.

Oh wait, that was from last year.

I hope Kadri is good.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

woohoo!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y’know I’ll always rec this, fella.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe

you need to smoke pot during teh third period for the rest of the season. I hope you’re up for the duty, Archi.

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That’ll be way different than the last two seasons

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Waiting for that

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I admire your sacrifice and comittment to winning

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS WIN!!!1

I hope I can type that more often than not this season. )

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Arg, tuned in the second the game ended.

Great that we won though.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 11, 2010 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s on the internet on a one hour delay.

http://video.mapleleafs.nhl.com/videocenter/console?id=75144&catid=616

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed? Thanks for letting me know

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mid 2nd period on the internet.

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holzer is going to be a beast on the Marlies this year.

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

How many days until the preseason?

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by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

back from a long hiatus!

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN

OH SHIT!!

BREAK STUFF!!

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIMME SOMETHING TO BREAK

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

IF DION PHANEUF SHOWS UP THINGS ARE GOING TO GET OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

like,

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3 you Wrap

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you too.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always

less than 3 you, wrap.

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HAVE A CHAINSAW!

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also did it all for the nookie

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, ill just take this cookie

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

and shove it up your yeah?

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess it would be nice

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS MAAAAAAAAN!!!!1

FUN AT PARTIES!

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by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yaaaaaay!

LEAFS MAN!!!!

EVERYTHING IS GREAT!!!

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So glad he replaced the dreaded Leaf Mobile!

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

YES!

IN MY BUNK AS WE SPEAK

THE PEOPLE GO CRAZY FOR LEAFS MAN

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

what?

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He just doesn’t give a shit.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

why do I sense there should be a “leafs man” in history photoshop contest?

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

There should be a Leafs Man in history photoshop contest

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

except I possess no photoshop skillz

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

hrm...

I’m not 100% sure how i feel about this one, aside from it’s obvious hilariousness

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy shit….laughing so hard.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was quick

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go right to hell if I laugh, correct?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that is the case

This is like the hell messageboard now.

Which explains the last few seasons, actually.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least I’ll get a nice tan. Satan’s cabana boys are also great bartenders.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’d better believe that’s a reccin!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

fantastic
do Tienanmen square next!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done

On Monday we’ll start.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY DO WHAT I SUGGESTED

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

That’s the greatest thing

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH THE LEAFMANITY!

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Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ohmygawd

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

that gif freaks me out every time.

you can actually see her jaw unhinging.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

K-Fed didn’t only like her singing…

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you’re goin to hell, I’ll save you a seat. I’m already on teh express train

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by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

im thinking of running for satan

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d vote for you.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess if I’m laughing I’m sort of evil anyway. Especially since it was my first instinct.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry

The Holy One himself, Wendel Clark, will forgive us all for our sins!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please put Leafs Man in one of these= pictures with the appropriate subtitle: NO GOLFING UNTIL JULY.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is quite possibly the funnies photoshop in history

Finally on the Twitter train, @j6events. Follow me, I swear I'll have interesting thoughts soon!

by BetterThanBester on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll try and watch this game in an hour on Leafs TV tomorrow.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Rogers TV

Needs to make a concerted effort to hire worse play-by-play and rinkside guys.

Holy hell.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob McGill, wasn’t he a Leafs TV guy or something?

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still is, I believe.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

painful

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Brandon Pirri played at R.P.I. last season with Jerry DiDomenico”

/facepalm

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now their goaltender is Jussi Rie-nass, and their teammate Guys-bears.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rogers TV Commentators = As terrible as the company that hired them.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice win

Good:

- Gysbers
- Mueller
- McKegg
- Olden
- Mitchell
- Rynnas after the 1st period

Bad:

- Rynnas during the 1st period
- Carrick
- Smith
- Blacker
- Holzer
- The Rogers TV commentators

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t think Holzer was all that bad.

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 11, 2010 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wasn’t totally impressed by his play. He seemed to cough the puck up a lot.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y’all know me
Still the same old G

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by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i been low key

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

when they move their lips, it’s a bunch of gibberish

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like how most Habs fans talk.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Runnin round rappin bout guns
Like I ain’t gone none
What, you think I sold em all?

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he still got love for the streets?

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

juicy boobs

Flavor Flav Pictures, Images and Photos

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YEEEEEEAAH BOYEEEE

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

c’mon tittay, c’moooooon tittaaay!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had more hands

So I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m rich, bitch

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you Mr. and Mrs. McKegg for naming your kid Greg.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Blacker still Junior eligible, or will he be playing in the pro ranks (AHL/ECHL)?

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Still junior eligible but could play AHL I think.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to be 20 for the AHL.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depends on when his birthday is.

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don’t know if he cracks the top echelon on the Marlies right now.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Shit

This place after a Leafs win is the greatest place on the internet.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Agree

Hope we get to do it more than 12 times this year

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

:D

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah

You can always tell who’s the furthest ahead on gifparty posts

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

that website is my hero

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can always tell

When the creators like something. Lately they could have just changed the title to
“Mad Men Gif Party.com”

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, they need to get back to some variety
also enough “deal with it” gifs please

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

truly

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

bustin out the celebratory gifs!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

troy, are we krumping?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed, party time

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Darkwing Duck + Guitar Hero = EPIC FUCKING WIN.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed. The corgis are coming to PARTY

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

cutest party EVAR

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booyah!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t fuck with Jesus.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit

whatherface from true blood!

(I forgot, I suck at character names)

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sarah Newlin!

Praise her laiiiight.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

when you look good, thze Lord knows you’re good!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys

rule. :D

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just needs moar Leafs man!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh wow

I don’t know if it’s teh booze, but I wanna hug everyone here.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

pop it

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

...in my pants

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah!

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

that;’;s how the baby hawls must feel!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet that hurt

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

I’ve watched this so many times in a row. Wow. I can’t stop.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the vid on loop with Yakkity Sax.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only I knew how to post GIFs, I’d join the party.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

be sure to put a title here

and find one and insert it with the pic button above.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you guys have missed hockey a bit eh?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Not really

YES OH GOD YES SOOOOO MUCH

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by PPP on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That looks painful in slow motion

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH YEAH

That’s beyond good stuff.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

This what I imagine Jared as a dog would be like.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i do that in human form

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I was all "hey offseason"

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck yeah.

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

MAPLE LEAFS

FUCK YEAH
HERE AGAIN TO PLAY MUTHAFUCIKN HOCKEY, YEAH
MAPLE LEAFS
FUCK YEAH

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That song is great for so many reasons

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

just remember to title next time, so it can be closed.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is title needed?

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So people can close gifs to make threads run quicker

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh okay. My bad.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

also

works with huge pictures

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

it can be minimized and makes the page not take so long to load

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost…forgot the title.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

we need

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

when ISN’T a good time for orange mocahe frappuchinos? that;s a better question

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to put the Leafs on here. Schenn, Komi, Mickey Grabs and….Kadri?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. I still need to learn how to modify that gif. I think I know how. Just might be some work.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

PHIL KESSEL!!!1

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN LIVES ON THE EDGE

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs man on his day off

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trying to take this one in...

We’ve got:

- A Court Room
- Flava Flav
- A White guy in jeans
- 3 beers

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

a white guy in jeans and a brown blazer!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

isnt it grand?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I should be watching this high.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can confirm this

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

or drunkdru

drunk also works

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOO! DRUNK!

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is merely a shadow of a 4-dimensional cube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnURElCzGc0

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carl Sagan!

My friend Dean does an incredible impression

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So does Agent Smith in the Matrix.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOO!!! MERRY HOCKEYMAS EVERYONE!!!1

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

HOCKEYMAS!!!!1

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can someone tell me the final score?

last i saw it was 5-3, if leafs scored any more goals can you include who scored. Thanks!

by Schenn4captain on Sep 11, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

6-3 methinks.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, Gysbers scored number 6.

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 11, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ole knuckleball

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes the classics are the best

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That one is probably not good if you are high.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t not rec the gary busey while drinking

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gary Busey would want you to.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys seen the episode of the Simpsons where they make fun of Gary Busey?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

bettman

Peeman Pictures, Images and Photos

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

O_O

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOA

This thread is taking a turn for the terrifying

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

All haters:


STFU.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

haters to the left

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

take that haters!!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared, seriously

Your gifs are getting weirder and weirder.

THIS IS COMING FROM THE GUY WHO POSTED SHARKTOPUS

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

luckiest or unluckiest dog ever?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

word

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a smucker

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

CANADA HIP THRUST

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn

He’s really struggling to control that gator

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHA! WTF is this!?

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alcohol definitely had some influence in this.

Also, genetics.

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

click the link!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is an awesome fucking video

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhm

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

raar

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO OH MY GOD

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Ron Weasley

Brain: The irony of it all, Pinky. Years of trying to take over the world, and all I had to do was say "truculence".
Follow me I'm Boring!

by blindfolded tank driver on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

save me, Jebus!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no sens suck!@!@

Photobucket

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whos the goofy looking guy with the blank eyes?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Carlton!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care

sens_suck’s head always looks like it’s photothsopped on some other person’s body. doesn’t amtter hwo it is

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your just used to having extra chins be a giveaway for bad photoshops.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

not just that…ther rest just doens’;t look like it fits the body

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Niklas Hagman sure lost it during the offseason.

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, brilliant rec’d

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 11, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I BELIEVE

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I WATCHED THIS SO MANY TIMES AS A CHILD.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now he’s so hot!!!!

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Srsly.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

who is he?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

joseph gordon levitt

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

the kid third rock from the sun

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 11, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

oooooh.

k thanks.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s what Ill always think of him as

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

More recently in Inception!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

same

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check your totem boy, you’re dreamin’!

by Frag on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh i so did not see that coming. 100% awesome.

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

blammo indeed

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Super hero!

"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 11, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

For PPP

...sometimes I wake up cradling a gourd.

by Fergus30 on Sep 11, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

naightmare fuel

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

That guy is a LOSER

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

GQMF!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEAN WINCHESTER IS FLAWLESS

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I wasn;t already in my bunk, Id’ be going there

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her and I

Would probably get along.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Saved for future consideration

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

As is my follow up question for any picture posted of any woman on the internet:

Who is that and where can I see more pictures of her breasts?

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Veronica Belmont. She does a tech blog. Type her name in to google and see what the autocomplete suggests.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love you, Internet.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

then after that google Felicia Day.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Hammer might get jealous if i do.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I bet that scared the shit out of the group of pigeons when they saw the huge one coming

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 11, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Warning

due to overfeeding
some pidgeons can
become aggresive

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Thanks everyone for being awesome this thread. Its makes jobs easier around here.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

S-He cant do it alone

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression kittens wore mittens so they could have pie, as opposed to simply being stylish.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 11, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone

have a list of the Leafs’ goalscorers tonight?

Marc Pilgrim vs. The Twitter: A 140-Character Exhibition of Insanity and Profanity.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 11, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

When did the GDT become a gif-off?

Or a place where trunks, are mostly blueish green, with a waistband softer than the rain,
'Cause I don't care, what you want to wear down there...

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

are you new?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch, Wrap. That shit was cold.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Адразу Ліфс Перайсці !

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we’re just excited because of hockey for the first time in months

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I KNOW!!!1

Got a Go Leafs Go out of little Sergei while tucking him in under his Leafs comforter.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Адразу Ліфс Перайсці !

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

squee!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

approve

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope no one with DSL tries to open this thread

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 11, 2010 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

good thing I’m not living with my folks anymore, I’d be screwed.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The little kid is the Sens-

funny gifs - Ninja Monkey
see more Señor Gif

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 11, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I love that monkey

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 11, 2010 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I involuntarily start saying “HWWWHHHAAAAAA!!!” when I see him.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 11, 2010 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I had a gif from when the llama stole my kid’s hat. that shit was hilarious.

Be an Optimist Prime, not a Negatron.

Адразу Ліфс Перайсці !

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 11, 2010 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs defeat Hawks.
Sea Dogs trounce Cape Breton what’s-their-names.
Found my house keys!
And a Veronica Belmont gif got posted.

Thanks, world. You made my day.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Sep 11, 2010 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

angels in the outfield

was awesome…
but christopher loyd was better in back to the future….

by danvrtsng on Sep 12, 2010 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

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