Predictions for the new season. BIG

Predictions for the new season.

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Also recently topical though maybe not very funny

by not_Chemmy on Sep 12, 2010 2:15 PM EDT reply actions

No it’s funny.

by Leaf in Habland on Sep 12, 2010 4:51 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

very.

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by daoust on Sep 12, 2010 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions

How many American readers would actually get the joke?

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by furcifer on Sep 12, 2010 3:28 PM EDT reply actions

Isles fans (all three of them) certainly wouldn’t.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions

nono, common misconception. There are many more then 3 Isles fans. Just 3 TEETH between them.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions

I heard it’s one guy with 3 teeth and the rest…

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Just don’t talk about this too loudly at the Colosseum, you can get viciously gummed.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions

I heard it feels like a slobbery version of a Swedish massage.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions

There’s a reason “Island massage” never caught on as a commercial venture.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions

I heard all their teeth got knocked out by some dad who’s 6’5

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 13, 2010 7:05 AM EDT up reply actions

What a stupid joke. Seriously- thats all you can come up with is something THAT dumb?

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by TheMetalChick on Sep 13, 2010 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions

Welcome!

by Leafies on Sep 13, 2010 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions

Not exactly feelin it, but thanks for saying it lol

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by TheMetalChick on Sep 13, 2010 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions

Well, it’s not REALLY meant to be welcoming to rivals ;)

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by PPP on Sep 13, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions

Far too few…

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by Ovechwin on Sep 12, 2010 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions

He references all the canadian teams, it’s clearly a mostly cannuck syndication.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:29 PM EDT reply actions

Ooooohhhh Mr. Canada! Mr. Canuck! Where’s your pet beaver?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions

left it in the Igloo.

Which was not a smart move really, because I’m in the midwest here, pretty much on the border with the South these days… and it’s September… the Igloo is taking a lot of work to keep from melting. If it gets any warmer the huskies are going to shed everywhere.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions

I converted to hybrids (husky + hairless cat genes) and it’s been great.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions

Hairless cat, Pah! What’s the point? It’s all about the fur.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 12, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions

Reducing fur emissions will save the planet!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions

bad move

you can insulate a house with six months’ worth of Husky shedding. R-70, easy.

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by 1967ers on Sep 12, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Not good for my achoo! Allergies. I insulate my igloo with a thick coating of ice. All natural, decomposable, zero carbon footprint.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 12, 2010 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions

When your sinuses are frozen your allergies won’t be an issue.

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by 1967ers on Sep 12, 2010 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions

Puck <3

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by happiergilmore on Sep 12, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions

If the Leafs take the Isles for the Stanley Cup BMR will explode. I’m not sure if it would be in the dangerous kind of explosion or a sexy kind, but explosions will happen.

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by loser domi on Sep 12, 2010 10:37 PM EDT reply actions

Sexplosion!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 12, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Just curious- is this string of comments the joke? Seriously- if this wasnt SB Nation Id honestly think this line of comments was made up by Ottawa and Habs fans to make you guys look silly. LOL- I really cant believe you started saying Isles fans have no teeth- I mean seriously- we are in NY, not the deep south. You need to get your stereotypes straightened out lol.

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by TheMetalChick on Sep 13, 2010 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

I assume you took the string of comments about living in an igloo and using husky fur to insulate our walls equally seriously?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 13, 2010 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions

Yeah – like it would take six months to fill an entire house with Husky hair.

More like three weeks.

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by 1967ers on Sep 13, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions

You guys DON'T live in igloos?

OK now I am confused.

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by TheMetalChick on Sep 14, 2010 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions

I think you may be taking this a little too seriously.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 13, 2010 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions

must be your first time here, for future use, please read everything here as intensely sarcastic.
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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 13, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions

lol Sorry the toothless thing was just so strange

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by TheMetalChick on Sep 14, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions

lots of things around here are very strange, you get used to it

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 14, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions

I find discovering Isles fans exist to be extremely strange, and even more strange that they’re willing to identify themselves as such. Are you sure we’re still on PPP and not in the twilight zone?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 15, 2010 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions