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Why All the Grabbo Hate?

Frankly, I've grown very tired of the constant hate for Mikhail Grabovski and have decided to write a post that aims to stamp out the hate once and for all.

Grabbo is entering his second year of his three year deal worth $2.9M in caphit per year.  The year before his newest contract, he scored 20 G and recorded 28 assists in 78 games playing as the 2nd line center. That's a 0.615 PPG pace. This past season, one that was shortened due to a broken wrist, saw his point total drop to just 35 but his PPG stayed relatively the same at 0.592.

Alrighty so now let's do some comparisons to see just how good or bad Mr. Grabs is.

According to NHL.com, a PPG pace of 0.592 has him ranked 58th last year among centers which would put him near the bottom of the barrel for guys playing in a 2nd line role.

Haters - 1, Lovers - 0

Take the jump, but be warned; it's not pretty from here on out for the Haters.

Star-divide

Ah, but there is more than just a stat line to consider nowadays in the salary cap era. Whenever a player and their performance is to be judged, their cap hit must also play a part.  As stated above, Grabbo carries a $2.9M caphit.  According to capgeek's bargain hunter his 48 point full season in 2008-09 would rank him right at the 200th best contract per caphit, costing $60,416 per point. But I'm not done there as we need to narrow this list down a bit to get a good comparison.

If you eliminate all players who scored less than 40 points, Grabbo comes it at 70th right above Nik Antropov. But I'm not done yet. Realize that many of the players on this list are on ELCs (Steven Stamkos), first go around RFA contracts (Brandon Dubinsky), or veterans who took a heavy pay cut (Mark Recchi).  So if we eliminate these below market value contracts, say with a cutoff at $2M, Grabovski now has the 33rd best contract in the league in terms of point production relative to caphit for players making more than $2M.

Haters - 1, Lovers - 1

If we head on over to Behind the Net and check out some advanced stats, the Lovers gain a ton more points.

He's 32nd in the league for penalties drawn per 60 with 1.4, and 9th in the league in terms of PDRAW/60 versus PTAKE/60 where he draws 4.67 penalties for every one he took. (For overall penalties, he's 8th with a 4.75 ratio)  That's exactly what you want in a 2nd line energy player.

Haters - 1, Lovers - 2

Looking at Corsi numbers, his are the best among regular forwards on the Maple Leafs by far. His CORSI ON number is ridiculous at 17.93; 10th in the league for players with 20 or more games played, and with a crappy QTEAM of -0.009.

Haters - 1, Lovers - 3

 
He hates the Canadiens and Kostitsyns with the passion of a thousand suns.

Haters -1, Lovers - 4

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He has a pretty bitchin' Eastern European mullet.

FINAL SCORE: Haters - 1, Lovers -5

I could go on and on about how Grabovski is a good player with a great contract who only does good things for this team but I won't as I feel that it should all be pretty self evident. If you disagree with anything we've said, tell us why in the comments but please adhere to PPP Rule #5, and back them up with stats or facts.

Don't hate the player; hate the fact that you don't understand hockey.

Editor's Note: Before people start howling at SkinnyFish's argument and pointing out that Grabovski isn't a 100 point scorer re-read the post. Is Grabovski capable of earning his contract? I don't think that there should be any doubt. Did he last year? Certainly when he wasn't injured he did. My view is that he is the new Matt Stajan. Is he going to be the kind of second line center that wins this team the Cup? Probably not. Is he value for his money? Yes. Don't hate him because he doesn't get 100 points for $2.9M. Recognize that his 50ish points (hint: there's my prediction) are exactly in the neighbourhood he should be putting up.

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for the Grabbo ♥

now, i’m gonna go read it

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 11:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Perfect.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's Grabbo approved

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they looked sunburnt

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s actually rugburn.

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 3, 2010 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

HA!

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the fuck kind of t-shirt is he wearing? Looks like Spongebob.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a Russian MTV shirt!

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing you need to know is that JaredofLondon, blurr and I love Grabbo, so maybe you should think twice about the consequences of hating him. My sig line will be very, very poignant and useful this year.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

KK, I want to buy your sig line.

Now with 25% fewer operable limbs.

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s your starting offer? (hint: I have a weakness for wings and beer)

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by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so do i, fortunately. although i think it would just end with us being full and drunk and forgetting about the transaction altogether.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me.

I am Mikhail Grabovski's smirking revenge.

by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Grabovski plenty. I wouldn’t say love but I’ve always been a supporter.

Plus I found the pineapple pictures.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

and what a glorious find they were
i dont think the “hello ladies” bed picture gets enough love

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mikhail Appreciates much supports from Plan of Pension Puppets.

He invite you to drinks in private funtime space.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I really like that bedspread.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean uh

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a really nice looking bedspread.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pineapples for everyone! Huzzah!

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by torleafsfan29 on Sep 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

It even

translates into Amazing.

Source: Google translator.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing, even.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazing

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

the smackdown banner is still my favourite part

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was just wondering whether it was a leafs banner or smackdown! smackdown makes it way better.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always thought it was for Dynamo Moscow, but I could be wrong

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOO!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm

that could actually be it

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

buızɐɯɐ

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

изумлять

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

buizewe to you too

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the turtleneck, I can only assume that apartment smelled of lavender and rich mahogany.

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love that if you google “Grabovski” a picture of him with the knife and pineapple comes up right away.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn't notice this one initially.

as much as Grabbo hates the Habs, their fans might hate him more. that warms the heart…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been rocking the Grabovski salute picture since I joined last year

Grabbo love never dies.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 2, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo’s hover car is full of eels.

I like him.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree completely with this post and never quite understood where all this Grabbo hate was coming from.

by Huey2k2 on Sep 2, 2010 11:35 AM EDT reply actions  

The penalties drawn and taken bit is pretty impressive. It certainly highlights that he has the puck a lot and is strong on it because he:

a. doesn’t lose it easily and
b. doesn’t need to take penalties to get it.

He is one of the best on the team (and in the league at one point last year) at moving the puck up-ice which is pretty damn important and he only makes $2.9M a year.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 11:37 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m really starting to wonder if he could perhaps line up against opponents’ top lines. His strong Corsi and delta numbers suggest strong puck possession skills, which could come in handy against the Crosbys of the world.

I’m not saying he could do it; I am saying, I’d like to see RW try him, perhaps on a line with Armstrong and Versteeg. That line could give opponents’ fits AND put up points.

If Kadri makes the team, that would leave us a sheltered scoring line of MacArthur, Kadri and Caputi. They could probably do some damage against weak opposition.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure RW will test it out. It would be great if that line could play that role.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the sounds of those lines. But Kadri’s not going to stay if he’s not playing a #2 role. By contract value alone the #2 line would be the Grabbo-Armstrong-Versteeg line.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 2, 2010 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically, he would be playing a #2 role in that hypothetical. Kadri will ONLY be on our “sheltered” line – which typically sees fewer minutes than the first checking line. F C S T.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right

but this is where I see the problem. I"m not sure RW and BB see things in the same way in terms of #1 #2-shutdown and #2-sheltered…so does this mean Kadri doesn’t stay after all. Or does grabbo get pissed at the loss of minutes?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 2, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Kadri being sheltered and feasting on PP minutes sounds pretty good to me.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really wish Bozak was still eligible.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pff

why bother with the Calder when Bozak can win the Art Ross centring Kessel?

Plus, Kadri’s a lock for Calder anyway. You heard it here first for the 1000th time.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you talking about BOZAK?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes please. Grabbo-Armstrong-Versteeg, if they prove to be good at checking AND scoring, would be awesome.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m very okay with this line as well, although it does leave Kadri with some shitty wingers*

*yes im assuming he makes the jump for at least part of the year

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

no no no

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes yes yes

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

grabbo = puck carrier
versteeg = puck carrier
different lines please

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, RW will try 'em all until one of 'em sticks.

I didn’t see KBK coming and it turned out okay.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I’m wondering is if a “checking” line can be replaced by a puck possession line. Do they need to throw massive hits, or is it acceptable for them to just be really good at making sure the puck is not in the defensive zone? Both would prevent goals – the latter even better, if they do it well enough.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

we had a puck possession line last year with Blake and Grabbo. Maybe it was just me, but I got tired of them doing circles in the corners

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. Grabbo isn’t a bad hockey player, but he’s far less effective without the puck on his stick. Give him to players who know how to play offense without the puck and Grabbo should have a great season.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

like he showed with Kulemin and Poni in that video.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOOK AT DAT PASS

LOOOOOKAAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats superstar level hockey

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s no surprise that this video has now been linked twice in this thread.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

loved that goal

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by Matt_Roberts on Sep 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll happen.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and fail.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

like your face

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

my gf doesn’t seem to mind. I don’t care about your opinion of my face

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Her opinion doesn’t count because she’s family…as in your sister….because you’re from The South and that’s what ya’ll do down there.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens. - Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong. I’m not from the south, and thus not bound to their fondness of incest

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Mason-Dixon Line

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens. - Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

born in canada.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks South to me.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

try

MacArthur – Kadri – Steeger

Sjostrom/Hanson – Grabbo – Armstrong

could always swing Grabbo out to the wing like alot of people have said…makes alot of sense to me, his speed and puck possession could be deadly comin up either wing.

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by Frat Pack on Sep 2, 2010 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this too.

I’m sure RW will give them all a try.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the first five minutes of the first game.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Three of our top six forwards are “puck carriers” (kessel, grabovski and versteeg) and Bozak is a distributor, which means he’s gonna need th epuck on his stick a lot.

It’s going to be impossible to have a lineup with enough talent to match other elite teams and only have one puck carrier on each line.

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by clrkaitken on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He sure can, as long as it’s not in the faceoff circle. The one really glaring hole in his game, IMO.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

his face off percentages increased from 44.5% to 49.8% year over year.

he is improving that part of it as well.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn, you beat me to it.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember rule #5.

He was 49.8% last year. He’s gone 33%, 44%, 50%. Not surprising for a young player. Wouldn’t be surprised if he cracks 50% this year.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR RULE #5!!!

Seriously though, it doesn’t take Steve Burtch to know that he’s bad at faceoffs. Yes, he’s improving, which is awesome to see, but it’s still a bad part of his game, which is important as a centre.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t think 49.8% is bad. I think we’re remembering the previous year.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what the league average for faceoff percentage is?

50%

Holy shit he’s only average at faceoffs??? Oh the horror!

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like all these advanced stats and confusing math concepts.

If I'm losing an argument, I ask myself "What would a real journalist do?"
Then I cower behind: "You still don't get it. Deal with it." Thanks, James Wallace.

by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

quiet, you.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is honestly surprising and i hope it continues.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I’m just spoiled after watching Bozak be so awesome at faceoffs, and having Mats and Dougie for so many years.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget Yannic.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s Perrault’s percentage? 97.4%?

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yannic Perreault

It always seemed to me that Perreault boosted the shit out of his numbers by winning 100% of the draws that took place at centre ice after his line was scored on.

He was the shit, before that meant “good”.

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by jrwendelman on Sep 2, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON’T PANIC IT’S

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yannic was very good but Zezel was great!

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Sep 2, 2010 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zezel was the fucking king.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone else who was good at faceoffs???

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure. Already gave Mats love above.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Faceoffs are, from what I’ve read from players, generally accepted as a skill that you can learn and improve more noticeably than other aspects of hockey. Stajan worked his way up from similar levels up to a pretty respectable 53+%

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is probably one of those biases that every team complains about, but it seems as though our players get booted from the face off dot way more than other teams.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve noticed Grabovski gets tossed a LOT

by Grabovski's better than you think on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOZAK had 55.2% faceoff percentage

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I see Bozak as our key faceoff guy this coming season… if Hanson or Mitchell can get a lot better that’d help also.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stajan was 40% his rookie year and has improved every season of his career, and now wins at around 51%.

Sometimes this sort of things takes time and experience.

I wouldn’t have him never take another draw when he’s just under league average, and the alternative has one game experience in the NHL

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by clrkaitken on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS: I don’t do stats.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand not liking advanced stats, but NHL-basic counting stats ain’t exactly rocket science.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not, I just don’t spend time looking them up. I’m shocked that his FO% was so high last year though.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why stats are so important – anecdotal evidence just doesn’t cut it when you’re talking about history.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

your face is anecdotal!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially when you have a confirmed bias towards a player.
Confirmation Bias ftl.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, but I have a bias towards him and am trying to point out a negative about him. So there!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just gave me a sig.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL.com has a player’s FO% every year on their bio. It’s not like you have to do a shit-ton of digging to find this info.

4 webpages max and you’ve got the information in front of you.

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by clrkaitken on Sep 2, 2010 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say it was a lot of work. I am AT work though, and probably doing too much PPP’ing as it is.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya

but he won’t score 100 points, or break Gretzky’s 92 goals in a season record, so he must suck.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

You raise a good point.

by Huey2k2 on Sep 2, 2010 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

WAY TO GO SKINNY! MULTIPLE REC’S FOR YOU TODAY.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

<< Grabbo supporter also.

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 11:48 AM EDT reply actions  

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GRABOVSKI HATERS GONE? IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?!?!

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 11:51 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

So should I put up mock Grabbo opposition while meakly arguing against him then proceed to roll over and die?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 2, 2010 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate Grabbo, and I acknowledge that he’s a creative offensive player. But the main thing that pops into my head when I think of him is how it always seems like he’s dangling in the slot for just a little bit too long, which causes the rush to stall and the scoring chance to ultimately disappear. I’m not claiming that he actually does this all the time. I’m just saying that whenever I’m yelling “FUCKING PASS IT GRABBO” at my TV I get deja-vu.

The guy can stickhandle in a phone booth and he often gets defenders turned around pretty easily. I just wish he would either keep his eyes up a little more to find his wingers, or fire his (very good) shot a split second earlier.

by lucc on Sep 2, 2010 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate him, but I don’t like him. I don’t know why, but that hilights my frustration.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 2, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

you also like the Penguins, so your opinion is highly suspect already

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps, and not saying he’s playing like that, but if he were it might be due to his being raised in a Russian system, which teaches holding on to the puck unless there’s a REALLY good reason to pass.
I don’t hate that about him. Rather he dangle a bit looking for room or to make a play, then take 600 Blakeshots.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paging Pamplemousse…

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

He won’t be walking through that door.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you knew the story, you’d be laughing your ass off at this like I am.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

crying oranges love pineapples?

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad fu-manchu chemmy loves pine apples?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m dying

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by PPP on Sep 4, 2010 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

SOMEONE TELL ME THE STORY

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 4, 2010 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

gawddammit, this post makes me want to go get another Grabbo jersey!!!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

So here’s by question though:

Assuming our Cs are:

Bozak
Grabbo
Hanson
Mitchell

PLUS

Kadri

Who’s the odd-man out? And what’s the depth order? Kadri’s only staying if he can oust Bozak or Grabbo…

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 2, 2010 11:58 AM EDT reply actions  

I want to see Kadri rape the AHL for a while before being called up. But if he does make it, he should be #2 behind Bozak. The question is, can Grabovski do anything worthwhile on the 3rd line? I’m not sure at this point.

by lucc on Sep 2, 2010 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s not toss around the word rape so frivilously.

PPP ain't nothin to cuss with
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucc doesn’t evaluate hockey talent the same way you do.

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Then I cower behind: "You still don't get it. Deal with it." Thanks, James Wallace.

by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to stick with my made up designations and say:

BOZAK: F line (14 ES, 2 PK, 3 PP)
Grabbo: C line? (13 ES, 1 PK, 2 PP)
Kadri: S line (12 ES, 3 PP)
Hanson/Mitchell: T line/injury subs (9 ES, 3 PK)

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’d be fine with this.
Plus Hanson or Mitchell can switch to wing if we really need them (and I don’t think we do)

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Hanson-Mitchell-Orr/Brown isn’t a bad 4th line.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Hanson’d be in the AHL, so Mitchell – Orr – Brown. This would make me happy.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m afraid of Brown and Orr on the same line. Neither are very good at hockey. I’d like to see them more as an either/or. If the opponent has a heavyweight, Colton plays; if not, Brown does.

Burke seemed to play musical fighters in Anaheim too. None of them got 80 games in 06/07.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am still baffled as to why we got Brown. I’m also baffled as to why he’s seen as a fighter; I don’t think I remember seeing him fight as a Canuck at all.
I’d rather just play Colton for 82 games again.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

other than the fact that one is a C and one is a W, I see him as a Primeau replacement with more truculence and less “supposed” 2-way play.

Plus I think Burke has a soft spot for anyone who played for him in Anaheim.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus he was a Canuck under Nonis….

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

14 majors last year.

He’s certainly not the kind of player I favour (the Wings and Devils have historically done OK without prominent goons) but he’s probably marginally better than Colton, and I hope Burke’s plan is for them to trade seats in the press box and bench depending on the opposition.

If they play together there will be a lot of red. Either the other team gets their blood punched out or we get scored on.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s probably marginally better than Colton

I hope you mean at Hockey, not fighting.

If they play together there will be a lot of red.

I am so okay with this against the Habs.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

THANK GOODNESS

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t make me put up a “Why all the Mitchell Hate?” post.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

just because everyone needs socks don’t mean you gotta love ’em…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

especially if you are a sandal person

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

good call. whoever it turns out that JFM just can’t play on the same line with MUST be deemed Sandals.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I freaking love sandals.

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s easy: because he played too many minutes.
3rd or 4th line duty and he’s fine with me!

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

that one move in the shootout which everyone in the league must know by now.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanson isn’t an NHL center at this time.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitchell has yet to establish that he is either. He finished strong, with 7 points in his last 8 games and that probably saved him. Previous to that he had just 16 points in 52 games and combined with the injury setback his year could be desribed as a disaster. He was good for the last six weeks: plus 4 in the last 19 games compared to -11 in his previous 32.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps because Grabbo’s return put him in a more appropriate role?

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

Mitchell was way overused last year, put in a lot of positions where he just couldn’t succeed.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

RW

has a love-on for the guy.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

John Mitchell is a young, cheap, effective 3rd or 4th line player with good size, speed, and the added bonus of somehow being a shootout wiz kid. How can you not have a love-on for him?

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes to make dazzling end to end rushes through the whole other team and then end by smashing into the end boards

also he has a big stupid baby head

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh I just meant he liked to sometimes put Mitchell in situations that most of us would consider “over his head” (i.e. centring Kessel, increased ice time, shootouts,etc.)

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can you blame Mitchell or even RW for that though? Stajan wasn’t cutting it. Grabbo was injured. Wallin even got his chance. They had to try something, but I don’t hold that against Mitchell.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens. - Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't

I love my buddy Socks.

As long as both him and RW recognize him for being Socks.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I don’t really dislike Mitchell, it just frustrates me that we had to use him so much last year.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there weren’t really a lot of other options

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this agreement we’ve had of late makes me think of Rocky after the Drago fight.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I can change,

And you can change,
Then everybody can change.

GRABBO! GRABBO! GRABBO!

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens. - Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except for Kaberle. Kaberle never changes.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo hasn’t changed. You’ve changed.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m picturing Grabbo scaling a 20,000 ft Siberian mountain in a bomber jacket and winter boots.

Love that movie.

There’s no easy way out

/shifts into 39th gear

There’s no short cut home!

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need a Grabbo montage!!!

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

That must involve him brushing those golden locks 100 times before going to bed.

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aack, 41!

plus 4 in the last 19 games compared to -11 in his previous 32. 41. Sorry.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the beginning of the summer I was a Grabbo hater.

I have to say in the past month or so my thinking has changed and I’m on board the Grabbo train.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Sep 2, 2010 12:00 PM EDT reply actions  

My view is that he is the new Matt Stajan

Nah, he has better hair than Stajan, but less gorgeous eyes. Also, pined apples.

I am <3 Grabbo.

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 12:07 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

My view is that he is the new Matt Stajan

But me no likey Stajan.
Me likey Grabbo.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d for “pined apples”.

besides, he can only be the new matt stajan if they DON’T FUCKING MOVE HIM TO WING.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or if he gets hit in the face with a soccer ball.

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

touche.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

h

he has to miss multiple weeks, though. Even though I imagine Grabbo would just shrug that kind of thing off.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he would turn around and bite the soccer ball so it deflated.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to comment on this post

But then I decided to take the puck for a skate wide along the boards until a defenceman knocks me off the puck.

by Johnny Bower's Pokecheck on Sep 2, 2010 12:10 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

That would be funny except for the fact that Grabovski is demonstrably one of the best Leafs at directing pucks at the net.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s Joe Thornton jr?
AWESOME

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

Grabby is always facing the wrong way

by Johnny Bower's Pokecheck on Sep 2, 2010 12:28 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

please adhere to PPP Rule #5, and back them up with stats or facts.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because he has the puck a lot… which is a good thing. As the Corsi stats demonstrate, he has no trouble getting the puck from the boards and into shooting position.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say that’s a fine plan of attack.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

did i mention that i was 4th row up from the goalline when that happened?

i did, eh? alright then.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love me some Grabbo but I would love to see him as a winger instead of a center.

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by Clawson on Sep 2, 2010 12:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Ultimately, I could see that as a role for him.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, you can buy an Antropov shirt on Amazon.com for 12 bucks.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just not a fan of his intangibles.

by sodonis on Sep 2, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Resemblance!

Photobucket

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

more resemblance, Escape from montreal edition

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow it’d be awesome if grabbo slapped on an eyepatch during games..

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but he’d have no depth perception.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Sep 2, 2010 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

darn, maybe just during the pre game skate then

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great idea for Halloween warmups…

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

indeed

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crazy

Stat lines are all fine and good, but it’s his little bit of crazy that I love the most about him. Every now and then he plays a game like he’s ready to snap and go through anyone. The ‘Kostitsyns’ game was a good example of it. That’s an intangible you need on your team. Kind of like the role Tucker used to play for the Leafs (except Tucker would hit more bodies).
Put me down as a fan.

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by rover_from_under_crowsnest on Sep 2, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

One of the best things Grabbo does is simply mess up the rhythm and focus of the opposition. He brings his own energy to the ice and impacts the flow of the game. It’s very disruptive to the other team’s momentum.

24-24-11 when he’s in
vs.
6-14-3 when he’s out
last season.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a former Grabbo hater, this is a good post to bring anyone over from the dark side

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 12:32 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even understand how anyone would hate Grabbo after that fight with the Habs. That was AMAZING

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

this helps also

Grabovski deke Pictures, Images and Photos

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check out this shoot-out goal against Luongo in one of the only meaningful games the Leafs have played the last 2 seasons.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

filthy

Luongo looked absolutely Toskala-esque

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

loungo looked like a pretzel at the end there..grabbo ownage

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love this gif sooo much, what a sweet move

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by Matt_Roberts on Sep 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

this picture makes me love Kulie more

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by Leafer87 on Sep 2, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if this is the season we have someone vastly exceed expectations, rather than underachieve.

(I’m talking blow us away stats)

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Sep 2, 2010 12:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BOZAK

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

it says so, right in my sig

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He seems the most likely.

I still wait for the day when one of our players goes bananas and meets the unrealistic expectations of MLHS/Hockeyboards fans.

I’m talking ridiculous levels of scoring from someone we expected to get maybe 60 pts.

Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?

by ohshrit on Sep 2, 2010 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Bozak cracked 75 points everyone would lose their fucking minds.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, that’d make him a top 10 center in the game.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can get sixty. 15 lucky bounces on top of it and we’re in business.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

15 lucky bounces on top of it

Haha 15 lucky bounces and the Leafs wouldn’t have ended up 2nd last last year.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, 150 REAALLY lucky bounces and they would have won the division.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

60 points

is my own personal definition of “top six player”

perhaps that’s unfair, but to me, if you can’t get 60 points, you’re not an offense generator

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only 100 50pt players in the league.

Six “top six” spots times 30 teams…

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

180 SPOTS

GO MATH!

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minus 50pt d-men…

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

top 6 is closer to 40-45ish points minimum.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

looking at these numbers, I guess you’re right. My standards are too high!

I’m suddenly feeling a lot better about the Leafs dearth of legit Top 6.

I expect Kessel, Bozak Versteeg and Grabbo to all hit 50+ points this year, and I’m hopeful Kulie will do the same.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the Leafs problem is

we don’t have enough guys that’ll hit 70+ points.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

we might not have any

but given our lack of true elite talent in the F corps (Kessel MIGHT be one day) I’ve resigned myself to the more well-rounded offense by committee approach.

I would honestly rather have five 20 goal scorers than two 50 goal guys. Despite how weird that seems.

Those top-heavy teams (old Ottawa, current Sharks) never seem to do to well, and Anaheim’s cup win was a clinic in how you can stop them.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I agree that having multiple 20 goal guys… and “depth” is what to aim for… but I’d still like the Leafs to have at least get two guys over 30 goals, and one guy around 40ish.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel: 40
Versteeg: 30
Kadri: 30

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tangent

Post lock-out rookie goal scoring leaders:

2008-09: Duchene 24
2007-08: Toews 24
2006-07: Malkin 33
2005-06: Ovechkin 52

Of note, in 2005-06, three other rookies crossed the 30 goal threshold: Crosby 39, Svatos 32, Prucha 30.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t mean this year.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Over his career?

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he means

in a year or two.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cumulative?

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

single season.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be happy

if in 3 years, Kadri is posting 20 goals and 40 assists.

Versteeg could be a 30-30 guy.

Kessel could be a 40-30 guy.

Bozak could be a 20-50 guy.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kulemin

could be a 20-30 guy

Grabovski could be a 20-30 guy…

I don’t see these as unreasonable possibilities.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here are the players

with 18-30 goals AND 28-40 assists in a single season from the past two years:

08-09: Anze Kopitar (27-39); Ryan Kesler (26-33); Joe Pavelski (25-34); Nikolai Zherdev (23-35); Jiri Hudler (23-34); Milan Michalek (23-34); Tuomo Ruutu (26-28); Dustin Brown (24-29); Brooks Laich (23-30); Ryan Clowe (23-30); Mikhail Graobovski (20-28); Dave Bolland (19-28)

09-10: Jussi Jokinen (30-35); Rene Bourque (27-31); Ryan Clowe (19-38); Rich Peverley (22-33); RJ Umberger (23-32); Mason Raymond (25-28); Kyle Okposo (19-33); Tomas Fleischmann (23-28); Jordan Staal (21-28)

I see no reason to think Kulemin and Grabovski aren’t capable of both being on that list in the next year or two.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

If they are on that list… these are their peers from a player perspective… think about that and then think about the fact that we’re paying them a combined total of $5.25 million dollars.

San Jose is paying Pavelski and Clowe a combined total of $7.625 million.

Carolina is paying Ruutu and Jokinen a combined total of $5.5 million

LA is paying Kopitar and Brown a combined total of $10.075 million

We’ll be doing alright if they can both get 50+ points.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kesler

and Raymond is a combined total of $7.55 million

IF they do end up performing like that, we can expect to pay them both around $3 or 4 million in a few years.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once they’ve developed more. Three years down the road.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

We don’t have enough “top two” guys. We’re hoping Kessel gets there.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point is that the Leafs’ problem isn’t a lack of mythical “top 6 forwards”, it’s a lack of top 3 forwards. Right now we have one.

It was true last November and it’s still true. Let’s hope Versteeg, Bozak or Kadri can get there.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

and goalies!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five of them are d-men.

There are 95 50pt forwards in the NHL.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

don’t forget inflated team effects. A lot of the 40 point guys are 3rd liners playing on teams like Washington where everyone and their cousin can get 40 points just playing alongside Backstrom, Ovechkin, and Semin once in a while.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Put them on a team like the Leafs

and suddenly they’re only 30 point guys.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Ryder

was 180th in Forward scoring in the NHL last year… and he had 33 points.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

18 goals 15 assists

in 82 games… he was a “top 6” forward.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve been brainwashed by Cox, Blair et al.

The Caps had four guys over 60 points last year. A “Top 6” forward, using the traditional definition of “one of the top 6 scorers on the team”, is actually a pretty low bar.

If you’re getting 60 points you’re a Top 3 player.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree!

Except… the top 3 cutoff is closer to 50 points… not 60.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right, see below.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the 90 player cuttoff

was Frolov with 51 points.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXCEPT

on a team like Washington… all 6 of their top 6 were in the top 90 in scoring.

This skews things up a tad.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually 60 points is Top 2

53 forwards with 60 or more points last year.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was

just about to post that.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If any Leaf cracked 75 points we would lose our fucking minds. Even Kessel. We almost lost our minds last year with 55 points.

by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Kessel got 44 points (41 goals, 3 assists) I’d lose my mind.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d take that.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Kessel

had gotten 15 goals and 40 assists… we wouldn’t have lost our minds though.

We got him to score goals, and him breaking the 30 goal mark was more important than anything to most of us.

I think for Kessel, hitting 35-40 goals this year is key. The points thing is secondary.

From a points perspective I’d say we’re more worried about Kulemin/Grabovski/Bozak… all making decent runs at 65-70 minimum.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have understood a 25 goal season for Kessel for all the reasons previously mentioned.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I expected him to

top out around 22-25 goals last year, and he impressed with 30… so if he can post 35 this year I’ll be satisfied… if he impresses me with 40 that’s great.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ski of grabs make goal time much good. Post the rec for you long time.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 2, 2010 12:41 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Grabbo hate? I didn’t even know there was any these days. I thought it all got transferred over to Colby Armstrong.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 12:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Army love <3

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Promotional night idea! Army night! Cammo leafs T-Shirts to the first 2,000 fans…ceremonial puck drop from Armstrong.

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by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check out my signature

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 12:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I like Grabbo. I used to not be a fan, but the Canadiens hatred among other things has him on my good side. For 2.9, he’s as good as it gets for sure.

Plus, everyone hates Armstrong now. Grabbo hate is soooooo yesterday.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

dude, you’re already spelling like you’re writing a prescription! looking goooood.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Skating off the ice giving the Richard Nixon double peace signs was f*cking outstanding. How can anyone not love that?

In fact, anyone who doesn’t like Grabbo doesn’t like good times. They may also be a pineapple sympathizer.

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by daoust on Sep 2, 2010 12:51 PM EDT reply actions  

anyone who doesn’t like Grabbo doesn’t like good times

Awesome.

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So amazing.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like it even better that he did it to Habs fans…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

EXACTLY

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

seriously.

although mark bell gets special mention for his hit on alfie.

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by daoust on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always rec this picture

always

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

They may also be a pineapple sympathizer

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

#2C is right! Especially after he punches Kadri right into the AHL

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only one allowed to hit our rookies is Phaneuf.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god, not a DOUBLE DION!!

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Grabbo, but he needs to play with a specific type of player. You can’t just throw him out there with anyone and expect results.

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 1:02 PM EDT reply actions  

So basically what you’re telling me is, he cant play with Versteeg because he is a puck possession player. He can’t play with Kessel because he is a puck possession player. So there are your #1 and #2 RW. Grabbo isn’t a 3rd line centre in my opinion. So something has to give. He will be with either Versteeg or Kessel

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Versteeg has a one timer. He’ll be fine taking feeds from Grabovski, and both will work well with a winger that goes to the slot and takes up space (Armstrong? Caputi? Who KNOWS?!)

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m saying putting Grabbo on a line with Versteeg and Kessel doesn’t maximize their production

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versteeg and/or Kessl

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kessel and versteeg will be on seperate lines. Grabbo should be 2nd line center unless Kadri blows him away. Who goes to 3rd line then?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Nirbo is correct in his assumption that Grabbo has improved his two way play, there’s no reason grabbo can’t center the “3rd line” or the “defensive line”. In fact, it might be his best fit (minus faceoffs). He’s good at puck control and can put up solid #’s. Let Kadri, Vertseeg, & whomever play softer minutes.

Fact is, the Leafs are going to need scoring from more than just the top two lines if they want to compete. No reason a Grabbo line with Armstrong and whomever can’t play two way hockey and chip in 35-40 goals.

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo doesn’t have much in terms of elite talent. They have to spread around their scoring to compete with some of the better teams. No reason Toronto can’t do it too.

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goals against.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what you’re saying is that Gustavsson is the next Ryan Miller.

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs need > league average goaltending to compete this year. That’s not news. All of this Grabbo talk will be moot if they don’t get that.

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by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even league average gives us a chance.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

YO THIS SOUTHERN MOTHER FUCKER BE HATING ON MY MAIN MAN MICKY GRABS!

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo

He has great chemistry with Kulemin.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bozak and Kessel

seem to have better chemistry with Kulemin in their limited play together.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umm

problem… with this….

If you eliminate all players who scored less than 40 points, Grabbo comes it at 70th right above Nik Antropov. But I’m not done yet. Realize that many of the players on this list are on ELCs (Steven Stamkos), first go around RFA contracts (Brandon Dubinsky), or veterans who took a heavy pay cut (Mark Recchi). So if we eliminate these below market value contracts, say with a cutoff at $2M, Grabovski now has the 33rd best contract in the league in terms of point production relative to caphit for players making more than $2M.

I haven’t read all the comments but… Grabovski’s contract was an RFA deal, so he should be compared to players in that group should he not? Why are we comparing him to UFAs? Also, why are we eliminating guys with under 40 points? Grabo only had 35 points… this is sort of a weird way to take things.

Also, I wouldn’t use QTEAM when you could use Corsi Rel QoT… or similarly don’t bother using QCOMP when you could use Corsi Rel QoC.

You left out some hate fodder like the fact that he had the 2nd worst production on the PP in the entire NHL for guys who played over 3 minutes per game on the PP.

Don’t get me wrong, I think he’s a good player, but he’s got some pretty big flaws that are hard to ignore.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:30 PM EDT reply actions  

he’s got some pretty big flaws that are hard to ignore.

I’m doing a pretty damn good job ignoring them.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who let Buzz Killington in here?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

His PDO

was low, but that’s not only due to goaltending (which for the Leafs was weird)…. he actually got a .903 SV%, but the team shot only 7% with him on the ice. Both of those numbers should be higher.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you using only last year’s stats?
It seems all the stats from the Leafs last year are bizarre and make little sense.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

the ones that show Vesa Toskala sucked a lot make perfect sense though…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

TRUTH

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those stats did show that Vesa Sucked! They should that he did the impossible and was able to both suck and blow at the same time. Those stas showed that he blucked!

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by Eterrible on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grammar me bad

Those stats did not show that Vesa Sucked! They showed that he did the impossible and was able to both suck and blow at the same time. Those stas showed that he blucked!

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by Eterrible on Sep 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

and No.

He’s sucked on the PP for a while.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me thinks that with the addition of Versteeg and possibly Kadri, Grabbo’s PP time will drastically decrease.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not so sure.

It wasn’t that high to begin with because of Stajan, Ponikarovsky, Hagman, Stempniak, and Blake last year… I don’t think it’ll go up a lot, but I doubt it plummets either.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way

worst forward on the PP in the NHL last year to play over 30 games, and over 2 mins per game.

1.26 Pts/60… he was worse than freaking Steve Bernier on the PP… that’s HORRIBLE.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gross

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

a lot of that PP time came at the end of the year when we had the worst PP IN RECORDED HISTORY… 2 goals in like 56 chances? WTF??? that’s less than 4% on the PP… so ridiculously bad.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but

Bernier got to play with the Sedins and/or Kesler… that’ll inflate point totals even if he stands still and acts as a pylon.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

inflate

is a weird word choice when we’re talking about the 2nd least productive guy to get regular PP time in the NHL last year.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way

he wasn’t the guy doing the scoring… he was just out there to act like a pylon… and Grabovski was worse than he was.

That’s bad.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.
However, please identify who Grabbo was playing with that was the equivalent of a Sedin or Kesler.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Missing my point

Grabovski has the puck on his stick on the PP and the PP sucked a lot.

Bernier doesn’t have the puck on his stick very much on the PP and the Vancouver PP Didn’t suck a lot.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I’m saying is that comparing them makes absolutely no sense.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aside

from the whole fact that their PP pts/60 min numbers put them right beside eachother.

For the time they were on the PP, one produced worse than the other, and it ISN’T the guy you’d expect.

This isn’t the PP production we’re talking about… it’s the player’s… so Bernier not getting a lot of points doesn’t shock me at all.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. But context is important is what I’m saying.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure in this case it changes the point at all

Bernier had the 2nd lowest powerplay point production of any forward in the NHL to play over 2 minutes on the PP per game.

He hardly touches the puck on the power play, so you can explain it fairly easily.

Grabovski was the only player with WORSE point production on the PP, but he DOESN’T act like a pylon.

How does the context of Bernier playing with the Sedins or Kesler change anything? Are we trying to argue he should be worse? Ok so Grabovski is the 2nd worst… I’m not sure how big a distinction that makes to be honest.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yesk, I am saying that Bernier is actually worse than ranked.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he goes

from 2nd worst… to worst?

Ignore Steve Bernier then… Grabovski was the worst player not named Bernier? Is that a huge change?

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pick someone else is all I’m saying.
You picked Bernier because it’s obvious he’s bad and putting him as better than Grabbo makes Grabbo look horrible.
But Bernier is probably even worse than his stats because he had excellent teammates.
Finding someone who had similar quality of teammates makes more sense.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

I picked Bernier, because he’s the guy IMMEDIATELY above Grabovski…

Grabovski was the worst… he was the 2nd worst.

That’s the only reason I picked him.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want to cut and paste the 5 on 4 pts/60

sheet into excel, and then cut and paste the Corsi Rel QoT for 5 on 4 into excel, and compare Grabovski to guys with similar line mates… guess what… he’d still be the worst… because he was the worst in comparison to EVERYONE irrespective of their line mates.

In which case the whole exercise is pointless.

Compare him to anyone in the NHL that played over 2 minutes a game on the PP and over 30 games… he was dead last… it doesn’t matter who played with whom.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he’s a puck possession specialist. Doesn’t seem particularly appropriate for the PP, where possession isn’t the hard part.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

I agree that Grabbo is poor on the PP I just don’t think this comparison is what proves it.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said...

compare him to anyone you want… he was the worst.

If you want to come up with some sort of adjustment factor for team-mates, go ahead.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

I like to make pointless arguments.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

So we have a guy who puts up top six numbers without producing on the PP?

Great!

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, makes his production even more impressive at ES.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

and I’d be fine with them not playing him on the PP to be honest.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t even know who I want on the PP, Kessel looked terrible too.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versteeg

Kessel, Bozak, Kaberle, and Phaneuf is my guess for starters.

Possibly Bozak, Kessel, Kulemin with Kabs and Phaneuf is PP1,

while PP2 would be Armstrong, Caputi, Grabovski, and Versteeg and Beauchemin on the point.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for hilarity

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by maplestirup on Sep 2, 2010 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly….

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

His

Corsi Rel QoC was middle of the road on the Leafs at only 0.138… 8th amongst Leaf forwards last year.

His Corsi Rel QoT was 3rd highest on the team at 1.672.

He isn’t facing down crazy competition and playing with complete chumps.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because capgeek doesn’t sort by PPG, but rather overall points, I used his last full season of 48 points as a comparison. This past season, he had the same pace for a 48 point season over 82 games so that’s why I used it.

Also, hater.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capgeek

DOES let you compare by PPG in the bargain hunter window. Just change it to points per game instead of points.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And he was

the 6th most effective Leaf forward last year on that basis.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Way I look at it is

he wasn’t in the best 200, or the worst 200 in the NHL from that perspective, so his contract isn’t in the “BAD” or “GOOD” category so much as it’s “reasonable”. Being in the middle 400 guys isn’t really a problem, and he’s closer to the “GOOD” end than the “BAD” end.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the kind of linguistic round about positive talk I can get behind!

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus steve, stop titling your comments with ‘UMMM….’

unless you’re trying to be condescending, in which case carry on.

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by daoust on Sep 2, 2010 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

It’s more of a result of me thinking while I type… too much time on interweb chats when I was younger… thinking in text real-time.

At one time I did spend too much time indoors (nocturnally to boot!) whilst unemployed and surfing the internets…

I guess the message baragges and idiosyncratic wordings are a result sometimes…. not trying to be condescending … apologies.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

barrages even

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

… can’t….stop….laughing….

Nicely played, General.

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by jrwendelman on Sep 2, 2010 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got an email!

Міхаіл хацеў бы падзякаваць ўсіх тут іх падтрымлівае, нават калі "Таронта Мэйпл Ліфс ўзніклі такія цяжкасці. Ён таксама кажа, прывітаньне з Dave Fuller.Let ’ісці лісце!

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know how to read that. Can we get Dave Fuller in here to translate?

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by Bower Power on Sep 2, 2010 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s the “Google Fuller Translator” when you need it?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed an awful lot

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

fair enough

i dont’ really get why you exclude RFA contracts. Grabbo signed his contract when he was RFA — shouldn’t they be ideal comparables in terms of bang for your buck?

As for my own views on him, I’m not really a Grabbo “hater” — I just sort of see him as a player who won’t be around on a good team. He’s a one-dimensional dangler (the comparisons to Berezin are quite apt, i think) but I don’t think he keeps his job on a good team. As the Leafs improve, I’m assuming he’s gone, so i’m hoping we can pump and dump him this year. Nothing personal.

I think he lacks the ability to adapt into something else, so he is what he is — an OK 2nd line centre on a bad team. But he’s far from a boat anchor.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 1:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I loved Sergei Berezin too

and he was a useful player on a good team last I looked. 2nd line winger that gets you 37 goals in a 97 point season? He finished 2nd on the team in playoff scoring… 6 goals and 12 points in 17 playoff games, behind Mats Sundin.

He wasn’t a good player on a bad team…. you’re MISREMEMBERING…

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We made the third round

of the playoffs with Sergei Berezin as our top goal scorer in the regular season… I’m not sure why I’d expect Grabo to be tossed aside if he did something equivalent.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i've slid my standards lower

this might be revisionist history, but to me, Berezin was maybe our fourth or fifth best player on those teams. But the guys ahead of him were also much better than who we have now (Sundin > Kessel, Cujo > Gigueresson, Kaberle > Kaberle, etc…)

It goes without saying that if Grabbo scores 37 goals this year, I’ll dress up like a pineapple and let him stab me.

My greater point is that Berezin’s 37 goals is a wonderful ceiling for Grabbo’s career, but we didn’t win anything with Berezin either.

I said it about Stajan too — if Grabbo is your No 2 centre, I don’t think you’re winning a Stanley Cup

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We didn't win anything?

wtf man… a 97 point season is pretty damn awesome. We were at least contenders back then… we had two seasons with over 100 points.

I’m pretty unsure how the only measure of a good team is winning a Cup. That’s like saying San Jose’s forwards are playing on a “bad team” because they haven’t won the Cup.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Berezin had

5 seasons with over 20 goals in the NHL… he only played 7 years.

That’s pretty damn solid.

He hit 37 goals once and that’s freaking amazing for a 2nd line winger. In only 76 games!

He outscored Sundin, Thomas, Sullivan, Modin, Johnson and King that year. Four of those guys are solid offensive performers by NHL standards in their careers, and Modin actually won a Cup. Not sure where we get by minimizing or revising the history here.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

he also never hit the 60-point mark

I’m liking the comparison more and more as I go here. Berezin was a one-dimensional dangler who when put in ideal circumstances could produce goals.

But I was not overly sad when he left as deep down I didn’t think he was a guy who was making stuff happen by himself on the ice. I get the same feeling from Grabbo.

Certainly bang for your buck there at $2.9M but he’s not a building block for me, moving forward.

Forwards I see on this team moving forward: Kessel, Kulemin, Bozak, Kadri, hopefully Versteeg
D: Schenn, Phaneuf,

All other names I’m willing to part with to get names I’m happy to add to this list

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention when Grabbo took the ‘which 90s Maple Leaf are you?’ Facebook quiz, his result was Sergei Berezin.

by Grabovski's better than you think on Sep 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you not watch

Sergei Time?

Berezin would go out and make an end to end rush, and often put the puck in the net… how is that not making things happen on your own on the ice?

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had 27 even strength goals

and 9 PP goals.. I don’t see the whole “ideal situation” thing you’re referring to.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

just a difference of opinion

i’m content to agree to disagree here.

I saw Berezin as a decent 2nd liner who had one outlier season where he potted a very impressive 37 goals. You disagree.

I mentioned him only to say Grabbo reminds me of him. I wasn’t crestfallen when Berezin left and I won’t be if Grabbo does.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

I’d say a 2nd liner that gets you 25+ goals 3 times out of his 5 seasons with the team, including a 37 goal season, is doing pretty effing amazingly well.

He also broke the 50 point (Top 3 player remember) plateau on 2 separate occasions despite playing on the 2nd line as a winger.

He was very good in his brief time in Toronto.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

he shot 14.05% in his big year.

he only had one other season in excess of 10% shooting (99/00 with 26 goals on 241 shots)

seems like some luck was in there

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 seasons out of 5?

that’s 40% of his time in Toronto.

He shot 14.1% in his FIRST year. 25 goals on 177 shots… that was in 96-97… not his big 37 goal season.

He had 3 years over his career average while with the Leafs… I dunno where you’re getting the idea that he ever really underperformed.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a hard time

saying a guy that scores over 20 goals 4 times in 5 years… and gets 16 in only 68 games in the other season (pro-rates to a 19 goal-82 game season) is working solely from luck.

He was a career 11.11% shooter with the Leafs and he over-performed that by 3% on two occasions, and underperformed it three times, but never by more than 2%… I’m not sure that range is as large as you’re making it out to be.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

after 25 years as a Leaf fan

i’m sorry, but yes, i need a Cup win at some point to make me happy.

It may be a wise mathematical model to be consistently good and one day strike it rich and win, but i don’t look back and get misty-eyed about 97-point seasons.

Small-minded though that may be.

I wouldn’t say SJ is a bad team. But if they don’t win one in let’s call it “the Joe Thornton era” there I bet you’d be pretty hard pressed to find a Sharks fan who’ll be satisfied with that.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Satisfaction

isn’t necessary for me to call them a “good” team.

I’m not going to agree that every team that doesn’t win a Cup is “bad”.

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm not saying that

many teams who don’t win the Cup every year are “good”. To pick a number, I’d say 10 or so.

I’m just not sure Grabbo would be a top-2 centre on any of them.

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by pevans on Sep 2, 2010 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

In any given season

all things being equal, you’d have a 3% chance of winning the Stanley Cup…. and things aren’t equal.

Good teams have a higher chance than Bad teams, so being a Good Team is a good idea, but that doesn’t mean you should take those teams for granted.

I’ve been a Leaf fan for 27 years myself, and I know where you’re coming from, but I have a hard time accepting the logic that none of the teams in the past 27 years is worth remembering.

97 points is the 6th highest point total the Leafs have had in the modern era. That’s their 4th best season from a points percentage perspective in the past 40 years. I’m going to remember that kind of season fondly… and to ignore it seems ridiculous.

They were 5th best in the entire NHL that year… I’d take that anytime soon.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just sort of see him as a player who won’t be around on a good team.

Yup, but sometime people act like he’s fucking John Wayne Gacy

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

fucking as a verb?

by sodonis on Sep 2, 2010 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ewwwwwwwww

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Gacy still alive?

or is this becoming necrophilia?

"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."

- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he lives on in creepy clowns everywhere.

by sodonis on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought he was executed, hence the ewww at necrophilia.

Necrophilia involving a serial killing clown, which is a double or triple whammy of ewwww.

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted a Ferrarri cake!

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adjective

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

was John Wayne Gacy the first Juggalo?

by sodonis on Sep 2, 2010 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

murder everywhere in this bitch

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuckin’ freezer space, how does it work?

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did someone just put on Sufjan Stevens?

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You'll know I've given up on him the second I get rid of

No intentions to do so atm

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by Jeffler on Sep 2, 2010 2:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll take one in blue

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My kids love that car.

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by The '67 Sound on Sep 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He still does, although he prefers to ride his Mater now.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love this picture! and this one

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

To quote Karina: “amazing”.

Would love to know who he’s throwing at, and if it landed. I’m guessing Blake, and he probably missed!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently

it’s from the dodgeball game they did at one of the practices

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I remember.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Toskala won

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want to play dodge ball with toskala, and medicine balls

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction
I want Toskala’s balls to dodge medicine balls.

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, BTW. That was “divorce night”; Leafs/Oilers. Its a semi-annual tradition at our house.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by whyevenbother on Sep 2, 2010 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you do, my email is on my account page………..

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by kidkawartha on Sep 2, 2010 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Question about LEAF PP

As per rule number 5 I have not stats to quote (I’m too lazy to look them up) but the discussion of Grabbo the PP above got me thinking.

I seem to remember that even with the horrible start last year (thanks Toskala) that the PP was not terrible until Kessel Started. Did the addition of Phil negatively affect a PP%. Am I wrong in this?

Also why is that the leafs always seem to have one PP setup for each season/unit

Fatty weelwod to Tucker down low
Kaberle to McCabe for the one time
and last year it was find Phil in the slot for a shot

why can’t we have a coach force one of guys to stand in front. who is going to be our new Andreychuk?

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by Eterrible on Sep 2, 2010 2:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Keith Acton is a terrible special teams coach.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Post lock-out special teams

If Acton is the PP coach, he’s not the issue. Post lock-out, the team has been ok on the PP up until this season: PP rank: 1st, 15th, 16th, 15th, 30th

If Acton is the PK coach, he should be buried alive alongside JFJ, Raycroft and Toskala in the foundation of some building in Woodbridge. Look at the Leafs’ absolutely pathetic post-lockout PK results: 24th, 27th, 29th, 30th, 30th.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

The powerplay has steadily declined year-over-year.

Last year I think it was artificially inflated at the start by their efficiency at 5-on-3s.

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by PPP on Sep 2, 2010 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought it really boiled down to their win in ANA…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much.

Either way… it was historically bad after the trading deadline.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, they leafs were at best ‘meh’ on the PP until that game against the ducks where they scored somehting like 4 5 on 3 goals, which inflated the total pretty bad

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were top

5 in the NHL even without that game… but it kept them higher than they would have as the decline began.

Kessel really didn’t help the PP at all particularly.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

really? i thought they were round 15th before that game, oh well
but yeah, that game put them 1st in the league, then it all went to shit

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you took their numbers

before and after for 10 games in either direction, they were pretty high up there… things went to shit when Stajan, Hagman, Poni, and Stempniak left to be honest.

As hard as it is for us to fathom, experience does play a part to some extent in running a decent NHL power play.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you take out the Anaheim game

they still had a 21.4% PP from the start of the season until November 19th (18 games without the Anaheim game).

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

the addition of Kessel messed up the PP… as did the addition of Phaneuf.

The Leafs focused all their offensive attempts around those two when they joined the PP, and the other teams keyed on them.

We didn’t have enough traffic in front, and we didn’t have enough shooters to take pressure off of those two.

We need more shooters and more guys down low in front of the net. Armstrong and MacArthur help the latter, Versteeg and Kadri help the former. We should improve on the PP this year.

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I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

<3 Grabbo

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by sleza on Sep 2, 2010 3:06 PM EDT reply actions  

An interesting pattern

In 2008-2009, Grabovski had a negative Delta, 3.2, and a small but positive Corsi, +3.97.
In 2009-2010, Grabbo’s Delta shot up to 13.4, despite being coddled less (here is Steve’s chart from a while back, showing all three of situation/teammate/opposition factors lower for 09-10). His Corsi jumped to 17.93.
What this seems to say is that his two-way game has improved significantly, and that his lines are not only taking more shots than the opposition, but taking better shots than the opposition. His reputation as a player who circles and takes bad shots may be a myth which has been sustained due to the correction in his year-over-year shooting percentage (a ridiculous 16.7 in 08-09, a more realistic 7.9 last year).
Either way, I see a good +/
and 55 points this season if he is healthy.

by Nirbo on Sep 2, 2010 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Grr

Fail, stupid crossout

by Nirbo on Sep 2, 2010 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

An interesting pattern without the strikethrough

In 2008-2009, Grabovski had a negative Delta, (-3.2), and a small but positive Corsi, +3.97.
In 2009-2010, Grabbo’s Delta shot up to 13.4, despite being coddled less (here is Steve’s chart from a while back, showing all three of situation/teammate/opposition factors lower for 09-10). His Corsi jumped to 17.93.
What this seems to say is that his two-way game has improved significantly, and that his lines are not only taking more shots than the opposition, but taking better shots than the opposition. His reputation as a player who circles and takes bad shots may be a myth which has been sustained due to the correction in his year-over-year shooting percentage (a ridiculous 16.7 in 08-09, a more realistic 7.9 last year).
Either way, I see a good +/ and 55 points this season if he is healthy.

by Nirbo on Sep 2, 2010 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

with all of that.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.

by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

if one factors in year over year improvements for other players that are possible, Bozak and Kulemin could improve significantly.

When you add in Versteeg and Armstrong’s impact, our top 6 may be pretty solid this coming season… but that remains to be seen.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great work, Nirbo. Really really awesome.

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for proving my gut instincts!!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My stats all cone with the “Zappa” facial hair, which, as I’m sure you’re all aware = evil.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have that facial hair, don’t you? :)

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, my twin brother 73FM has it.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

73 FM? My radio doesn’t go that low.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought this one made more sense.

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's something else I'm wondering

relevant to Grabovski…

We’ve seen his game mature… and the same could be said for Kulemin… over the past 2 years.

Who do we think is currently sitting where they were sitting 2 years ago? Caputi? Hanson? Kadri?

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- Sir Winston Churchill

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hard to say

I’d say Caputi might be the closest to Kulemin, he’s at least had AHL experience, although Kulemin proved he could play in the KHL…

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx!

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love Caputiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii to improve like Kulemin.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caputi could be a Kulemin type situation,if his skating has,indeed improved

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jinx!

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

negatory

all three have different time codes, the jinx is invalid
and you know what happens when someone calls an invalid jinx right?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually I have both Karina and mine at 3:52 pm EDT.

But yes I guess yours is a diff time code.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

the invalid jinx still stands, this is like right up there with talking about fight club
now we have to take your balls

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

according to Wikipedia’s version of jinx, I only get a punch in the arm…

My favourite line from the Wikipedia site:

More often, the winner does not ever receive the coke.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 2, 2010 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure, if you play wuss rules

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He needs to get his prosciutto and mortadella filled ass in front of the net

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And fill it with more prosciutto and mortadella

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmm prosciutto and mortadella

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sopressata

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prosciutto > sopressata and that is a fact

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was naming other cured meats. Sopressata whips mortadella’s ass eight days a week though.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahhh yes. Definitely.

Prosciutto
Capicollo
Sausage
Sopressata

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our local Italian butcher makes a salami that has proscuitto in it…it’s freaking fantastic. As is their homemade proscuitto, their house cured pancetta and capicola.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone tried Pingue’s stuff out of Niagara?

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

A better comparable might be Clarke MacArthur

Caputi:
OHL 214 g, 86-99-185, +26
AHL 120 g, 41-51-92, -2
NHL 28 g, 3-6-9, -2

MacArthur:
WHL 190 g, 88-136-224, +14
AHL 163 g, 56-102-158, -11
NHL 208 g, 44-44-88, -13

and MacArthur was at least a point-a-game player in junior. Caputi isn’t the same level of talent as Kulemin and Grabovski, IMO.

by Nirbo on Sep 2, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

MacArthur already has 2 years in the NHL though…

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and is 25

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I was going for a comparable career path on the Leafs, and MacArthur has a few seasons to draw upon. His junior/AHL numbers are comparable though.

by Nirbo on Sep 2, 2010 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caputi’s #‘s are that dissimilar from James Neal’s

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

aren’t

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

his NHL numbers however…..

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neal is a year older too

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, but scored 24 goals at 21 years old against Caputi’s 2 (in 55 less games but still)

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neal's numbers

were better in the OHL from a points perspective (0.93 vs 0.86 ppg).

I admit Caputi scored more goals, but that was largely on the basis of one season… his first 2 junior years were complete crap: 8 goals and 1 assist in 80 games played? Seriously… that’s horrible.

In Neal’s first 2 seasons in the OHL he put up 20 goals and 30 assists in 76 games… quite a bit better than Caputi.

As for the AHL, Caputi played 120 games to Neal’s 67… he had 41 goals and 92 points to Neal’s 22 goals and 42 points. But 0.77 ppg versus 0.63 ppg is misleading since in Caputi’s rookie year in the AHL he posted 18 goals and 45 points in 66 games… which is pretty much the same.

So the NHL is where we have a distinction again… Caputi’s got 3 goals and 9 points in 28 games… Neal had 11 goals and 14 points through his first 28 games in the NHL. The goal scoring was the most obvious difference, although 3 of those 11 goals came in his 28th game, so really you could lower it to 8 goals and 11 points through 27 games and get comparable numbers again, just with more goal scoring.

If Caputi gets the opportunity he could be similar… or he might not… we’ll just have to see.

His skating needs to improve as does his strength on said skates. He seems to fall down or get knocked off his feet a lot for a guy who wants to bring net presence.

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- Sir Winston Churchill

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Neal played game 28 when he was 21 and 111 days old. Caputi played game 28 when he was 21 and 191 days old, so he was 80 days older than Neal at the same spot in their NHL careers.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 2, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t know about the Caputi vs. Neal…but interestingly, James Neal’s development almost mirrors that of Rick Nash.

James Neal
2008-09 Dallas Stars NHL 77 24 13 37 51
2009-10 Dallas Stars NHL 78 27 28 55 64

Rick Nash
2002-03 Columbus Blue Jackets NHL 74 17 22 39 78
2003-04 Columbus Blue Jackets NHL 80 41 16 57 87

I will eat a bowl of cherries and some ghost meat in his honor.

by TheBurnward on Sep 3, 2010 6:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm

Nash scored 41 goals in his 2nd year… Neal had 27… that’s a pretty big difference. If you go by point totals alone then you might have something, but I don’t think they’re equivalent, particularly since Nash was playing with… well… nobody… but Neal was playing with the likes of Richards, Ribeiro, Morrow, Eriksson, Benn, etc. It’s not like Dallas lacks for offensively skilled players.

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by Steve Burtch on Sep 3, 2010 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caputi’s skating isn’t that bad. He’s just not fast.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 2, 2010 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brayden Irwin could be the next Jeff Farkas.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is striving to be Brandon Convery too lofty of a goal?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see a line of inspirational bracelets for the Leafs’ ECHLers.

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

now now, one day he might even be a Alex Berry

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Jeff Ware?
Can I be him?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 2, 2010 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to watch Jeff Ware play in Oshawa. Thought he was going to be a solid, middle of the road, defender in the NHL.

He got rushed, got hurt, and that was all she wrote…

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by mf37 on Sep 2, 2010 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here. Thought for sure he was a blue-chip prospect for the leafs. Dang.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

WWBBD

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d buy one.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 2, 2010 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other wrist, I’d wear a WWWCD. It’s be red obviously.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I can say is

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 2, 2010 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

GET CHA ROBOT WALK ON GIRL!

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I had the skill I’d modify the original Haters Gonna Hate gif with Grabbo.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 2, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peace Out!

Love ya.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can gif that. If that is what you are requesting.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 2, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, just was saying that that would be the walk.

When I read the nickname Testicula, the first thing that popped into my head was a vampiristic scrotum that can only be killed with a silver cross driven through the vas deferens. - Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIFMASTER GIFMASTER
MAKE US A GIF

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually yeah, that would rule as a gif.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 2, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the clearest/cleanest vid of that instance?

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 2, 2010 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

c’mon floozy bots

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Sleza


Thinking of you.. wish you were here…
Love, Grabbo

by general borschevsky on Sep 2, 2010 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

I guess I’ve been lumped in with the haters, and that’s fine.

For the record, I don’t hate Grabbo, he’s a decent player and good value per contract.

That said, I have a personal belief, that cannot be quantified statistically, that Grabbo will not be a large part of the success of this franchise in the future. I think he’s small and gets moved off the puck too easily. I think he holds the puck too long and too selfishly, despite his assist totals. I’m of the belief that if Grabbo is #5-6 in our top-six, great. If he’s any higher than that, we’re in trouble. He’s no leader, he’s no tremendous talent, but he’s no slouch.

I don’t consider him a part of the nucleus of this team, and I wouldn’t hesitate to move him if he, alone or in a package, could bring us the type of impact player this team sorely needs.

Lastly, and I sincerely hope I’m proven wrong here, I think Grabbo has reached, or neared, the ceiling for his potential.

Opinion, hunch, whatever. I’ve read everything here and I still feel the same way.

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by Kohma on Sep 2, 2010 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Grabbo will not be a large part of the success of this franchise in the future

I don’t think anyone has ever said otherwise…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 2, 2010 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

feeling that way doesn’t make you a Grabbo hater…. that’s just logical extrapolation

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by Karina on Sep 2, 2010 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you know what? Even if he has reached his ceiling (not including FACE OFF %!) then who can argue with a 50 pt. second line centre?

Further, it may be that all your points are valid above, but if he ends up playing to his $2.9M contract over the next two seasons, then I think we all need to STOP THE HATE!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lovers - 6

Dave Fuller came up with this signature idea

by Archimedies on Sep 2, 2010 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT's who he was texting!

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."

by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great Post.

However, he earned my respect long ago with this classic:

BEARS!!!1

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by GarrettBauman on Sep 2, 2010 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

not bears

Buffalo hat. Some guy has this buffalo hat he has various sports guys hold.
http://picasaweb.google.com/TuqueBison/Hockey#5251658369094579554

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by loser domi on Sep 2, 2010 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most amazing this about this post:

Nearly 500 comments, not a single pineapple shot.

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by GarrettBauman on Sep 2, 2010 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

the pined apples are implied.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 2, 2010 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I drew one.

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by Chemmy on Sep 2, 2010 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

and a fu-manchu too!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 2, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a lover. Was front row at the Bell Centre for the game against the Habs.

Also, why is Grabbo voiced by Kermit the Frog in the video in the post?

by Leaf in Habland on Sep 2, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Honestly who can really hate someone who slices pineapples so fine.

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