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Leafs 0 Flyers 1: Not bad

The Leafs haven't been too bad.

  • Gustavsson looked drunk the first two times the puck came near him and kicked the puck into his net. But then he stopped Hartnell on a breakaway.
  • Danny Richmond looks pretty good with the puck. He might be on the Marlies.
  • Greg McKegg is still wearing 69.
  • Hanson got cheapshotted by some ECHLer who no doubt will not fight.
  • Mike Brown is looking pretty damn useful

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im guessing 1-0 flyers and no fights?

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

NO FIGHTS

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

seconded

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE OF US

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This always reminds me of the Clerks cartoon. It’s from something else I’m sure.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOVE Clerks smell london free press cheaps out on cartoons though. Chuckle bros. are so awful it makes me cry.

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freaks

Made popular by the Ramones in their tune Pinhead

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

why are we walking like this?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it safe?

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also it’s the Flyers, of course I want the leafs to win!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same goes for me. Damn Flyers.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

F U Kevin

I always think one step ahead. Like a carpenter who specializes in building staircases.

by Kenjamin on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it’s a guy on the Flyers, swear at him all day.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are there any Kevins on the Flyers?

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but Kevin is a pretty common name.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not you, the one in Germany.

Unless….

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by Kenjamin on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Sellathamby is not German.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m here, everyone!

Got on just in time to see that breakaway save by Gustavsson. He bit the wrong way to start, but holy hell what a recovery.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

How are they doing?

Just got back from uni.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson got a dirty elbow to the face, but hey, they’re playing the Flyers so some dirty bitch plays were expected.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who’s the dirty jerkface that did the deed?

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rinaldo an ex Knight

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is a literal rag of shit

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

they make rags out of shit now?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only from civets

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Sep 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure. It might be Shinola.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Rags are shit.

"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov

by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

The caps fans, they’re multiplying!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know me, I’m always good for a SBN road trip now and again.

"The most important thing - to get to the playoffs and move on." Evgeny Kuznetsov

by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t make it out for too many, eh? Hard on those old bones?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who you calling old?

::grabs boutros23’s Metamucil again::

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

High-Five!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARMY IS AWESOME
LUKE IS AWEOME
The were care whats?

"Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience... hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive." - Stephen Leacock.

by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

When an older student gets partnered with a young student to help acclimatize them to high school.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s gotta be crazy seeing each other again after all those years

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SID <3

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m back… stupid meetings. Did I miss anything uber exciting?

Contains the correct levels of Truculence....

by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson was cheapshotted by some random Flyer jerk.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would expect nothing less…

Contains the correct levels of Truculence....

by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

just was informed I have the same birthday as Augustus Caesar, rad

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I share my birthday with former TML Murray Oliver

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share a birthday with forgotten former Leaf J.S. Aubin, who was in that AMP Energy add with Ryan Miller.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I share MY birthday with former Leafs Jiri Tlusty, who really likes his wang.

"Tell Sigmund Freud not to worry about his mother, I took good care of her last night. BOOYAH."
Certified Grabbo lover

by loser domi on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share mine with Harry Potter.

"Our bottom six should be nicknamed The Intangibles." -Plea From A Cat Named Felix
Leafs fan till the end!

by whyevenbother on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also I share my birthday with Dick Irvin, former Leafs (and Habs) coach.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share mine with Jim Beam…

Contains the correct levels of Truculence....

by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got John Walker Lindh?

by rift valley on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Bill Murray (1950)

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive got jennifer anniston and thomas edison. Sexy and smart

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also have Joseph McCarthy. COMMUNISTS EVERYWHERE!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jennifer Aniston is smart?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Edison stole all of her sexyness and called it his own

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’ve got MAF and Sir Dr. SkinnyFish MD PhD LLC BBQ Esq

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share mine with Charlton Heston, Susan Sarandon and a couple of Nazis.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jessica Alba and Penelope Cruz

by ShahofToronto on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Charles Schulz the creater of snoopy. A day later and I would have had Urkel, Bruce Lee, and the super cute Blues announcer girl.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I’m right between you and Blurr? Awesome.

Jimi Hendrix on the 27th too!

Oh, four! I mean five! I mean fire! Now available in lite version!

by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah the 26th has nothing. I love snoopy though.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erik Estrada, Jason Alexander, Ray Charles, Mikey Rooney, John Coltrane and Bruce springsteen

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love how he is the one off that list you get excited about

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

well Ray Charles and Coltrane are awesome as well. but. CHIPS

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would like to take a picture of him at a seafood restaurant so i could caption it “Fish and CHiPs.”

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

how oddly specific and yet, amazing

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

November 23

Otto I the Great
Akbar the Great
Billy the Kid
Niklas Backstrom (the center, not the goalie)
COLBY ARMSTRONG

(Snooki, Miley Cyrus)

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

COLBY ARMSTRONG wooooo

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Simeyon (?) Varlamov :S

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooooooooo

Also Semyon

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew ew ew
You can take my birthday if you want

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is this bad? He’s a goofy Russian kid.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t explicitly mention the team, but let me just say the 87 in my handle doesn’t mean I was born in ’87

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

PS.

87 > 8 :P

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you speak ill of Komisarek.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like golf :3

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Stanley Cup says it’s not :D

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now now ladies there’s plenty to hate about both your teams.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uhhhh, I’m talking jersey number.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

cool

i’m talking bout the Leafs.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

might want to zed in that case

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought zed was dead?

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

i'm on a Leafs site

watching a Leafs game, in a game thread for said Leafs game.

i don’t give a fuck about Crosby or Ovechkin

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Keep the Pens talk away

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woooo Caps talk stays ;)

I’ll be good I promise!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIAS!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Law

Laid down ;)

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

/slinks away

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

it still applies
87, 99, 66, 68.. even 88 and 71 all huge jersey numbers

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

13, 17, 21

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs are always too cool for the rules

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can list numbers too!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

SICKSICKSICKSICKSICK

KILL IT!!!!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Captain Simeyon and the space monkeys!

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That save he made vs. Sid in the playoffs wil forever haunt me

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That awful outfit and that bulge will forever haunt me.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That too

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I share a birthday with Nik Antropov and Juelz Santana.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Richmond needs to grow the stache back


Hes a good depth defenseman and a lightweight fighter.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 7:58 PM EDT reply actions  

it doesnt look natural on him

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

when i try to grow a ’stache, mine looks worse.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got some candy in my car kid

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can also bust out a picture of him carrying a watermelon down the street but im not sure how I can turn that into a candy van joke.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lafawndah

He loves her.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

dear god armstrongs nose used to be semi normal

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

So when are we getting a suite at the ACC?

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I got the winning lottary ticket, right here

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

in my pants

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Sep 23, 2010 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Party?

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Sep 23, 2010 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's actually

not a bad idea. you can get one of the sky-boxes pretty cheap if you have enough people.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they like $500 large?

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

per person?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

So all we need is 1000 people.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe for the season.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

you can get them for around 2-3 grand. Or something. But maybe that’s Raptors.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard they prefer winning? I dunno, I think a sidewalk told me.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Raptors box is about $2,100 or so. No clue if the Leafs are the same but it’s probably more.

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

that iPad

commercial drives me mad. all the words are adjectives except for “learning”. it hurts my brain.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

sup

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:06 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

No man can eat 50 eggs

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, I bet Jared could

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want mine scrambled, with hot sauce

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not fair, any man could eat 50-egg-paste

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

umm.. Someone give me a context for this picture please

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool Hand Luke is a classic “man movie” starring Paul Newman. Check it out.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Although you’re a young lady so you might hate it.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

hehehe I’m a “lady”.
Should I wait till I’m old to watch it then?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think most young’uns would find it boring, is all I’m saying.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It bothers me that lady is in quotations

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by Hungry Leafs Fan on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

she's

14 or 16 or something, I think… the “lady” make sense.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 14 AND 16!!!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

there really isn’t.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I THINK IT’S ABOUT 2.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was waiting on who would make the first “statutory” joke.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP will be here all week…

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not when you get old there isn’t.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a mathemagician, and I’m pretty sure there isn’t.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I see your degree?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

aaaaand….identity stolen.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

first google search result for “math degree” that came up

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be really good at three cushion billiards.

Oh, four! I mean five! I mean fire! Now available in lite version!

by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you break into the 20s there’s no difference between anyone in high-school.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Lady” reminds me of someone wearing a bonnet and drinking tea circa 1920s

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The basic idea of a lady is a woman with good manners. Like a female version of gentleman.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly. My manners aren’t really ladylike

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re also not a woman yet, technically.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

certainly not in the eyes of the law

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I just lost my place in the world…

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, one day you’ll see the light and stop cheering for a conference rival. That day will be more glorious than any you’ve every experienced.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sniff
But I don’t cheer for them during Leafs-Pens games!!!
(I’ll stop dragging it out right.. now)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha, just buggin.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know :) Felt the need to repeat

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Girl…

You’ll be a woman… soon.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not working

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me, unless you mean not working as in you don’t get the movie referance.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Youtube not working for some reason

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

All this has gotten a Britney Spears song stuck in my head. Gross.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

gross is right
I feel awkward agreeing with a Caps fan

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re both Leaf fans at some point in fandom, so let’s not fight.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now hug…

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

/stiff arms

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it legal?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure

i saw it in a movie once.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

But she’s so young!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

/evil glare
I ain’t young!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re, what, 16?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes..
/shifty eyes

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They mentioned it, I swear I’m not a stalker.

I’m three whole years older!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re younger than Sid, so you don’t count as being ancient yet

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll never be older than Sid!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's true

he’ll continually be older than you.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you’ll also never be as dull.

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

grrrrrrrrr

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta admit, he’s pretty vanilla.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

 He can be a bit.. boring.. sometimes but that’s only because he’s been in the limelight so much that he’s tuned everything out. He knows how to have fun, but he also knows when to be serious

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is apparently ALL THE TIME.

Also who complains about hats after a hat-trick?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s only serious when he does interviews/media relations stuff. From what I’ve seen off the ice he knows how to chill out as much as the next guy
He was complaining about the fans taking forever and delaying the game. Throw your hats, cheer for your player, and go back to the hockey

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It takes time for the upper level hats to make it to the ice.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I can tell, gravity is still 9.81

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank fuck.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

double grrrrrrrr

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t blame Leafer, she’s not old enough to get how birthdays work yet.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do I feel like a baby right now?
I’ll be in uni soon peoples!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you are

enjoy it.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can’t vote, you’re young.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

With the way the Toronto mayoral elections are going, I’m glad I can’t vote yet

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you can’t legally buy alcohol where you live, you are young.

Nothing wrong with that either. We all were young once. heck, I wish it could be twice.

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try being a Caps fan. It’s even more awkward, especially come springtime.

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by Carl Putnam on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can imagine

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It shouldn’t be an issue if you’re a Leafs fan.
We like Caps fans

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

not all Leafs fans
/points to self

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s only because you’re confused

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most girls figure it out in College, or so I hear.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I hear they all try a second team in the same conferance atleast once.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I mean who likes two teams in the same conference, that’s just wrong!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

/another evill glare

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was being sarcastic!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I just like evil-glaring

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Teenagers…

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, you nineTEEN year old
:)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’M BEING SARCASTIC!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

SO AM I!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never tell with you young people.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ladies please.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t fight. Hug it out.

/infiniteloop

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

stiff arms

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my line!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I stole it.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

i vote for jello wrestling

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

better option

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure I have a height advantage.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You probably do.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And “Cool Hand Luke” was used on that awesome Hockey News Schenn cover from 08.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

read the words behind Schenn…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome Paul Newman movie Cool Hand Luke

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve McQueen > Paul Newman

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d because for my money, Bullitt’s car chase is the best there is.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow suicide pass from richmond

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

This Versteeg-Kadri experiment is not operating with much success

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed.

They’re totally different types of players in my mind.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

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I take solace in the extremely low likelihood that they line up together at any point.

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STOP USING GAA

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

ugh I hate that stat too

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

More negative and therefore more accurate?

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They should really stick to HFOTQ (Having Fun Out There Quotient).

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m a big fan of the PEVAE (Perceived Effort Vs Actual Effort)

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vesa’s no longer a Leaf, so you can go back to using that stat again.

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Did you know that Gustavsson’s GAA did better after there was a major team overhaul? Fancy that.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

McKegg sighting! Man he’s getting weak minutes.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They know what they’ve got in McKegg. He’s heading back to the OHL, no matter what.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh ya

Just unfortunate that we aren’t getting to see him much.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

luke missed the lariat

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Schenn

takes a penalty

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Since I can’t watch, can some fill me on what Holzer has been doing…or not doing?

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Not bad, not good.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

barely noticed him.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hatching evil schemes.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice movesw Versteeg

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

Saucy play by Versteeg

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That was a Verbeauty move

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish he’d finish a few of these neat little maneuvers.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

wow Versteeg

wow

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Pretty excited by him getting “out of the shadow” minutes.

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Versteeg is just dicking around out there. Wow.

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It doesn’t take anybody rocket scientry intelligence

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

that’s almost funnier than

my anus is the center hole

almost…

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I just missed like ten seconds of the game because my eyes were closed from laughing at that.

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rocket scientry intelligence…

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Joe Bowen is way too fucking excited tonight

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He’s stroking out dude.

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he cant CONTROL the volume OF HIS VOICE

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have stronger beer in London and he didn’t re-calibrate his liver.

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

My boyfriend just asked me, “Why the fuck is that guy constantly YELLING?”

by rift valley on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

good drive from Brown

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man

Brown just almost did something awesome.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

HUMAN CENTIPEDE

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

HUMAN CENTIPEDE

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

JOE BOWEN FART JOKE ON AIR

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone actually seen that film.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lancers25

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lancers25

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who has a kid!

I recommended a paternity test, I felt like an asshole.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't

perfectly legitimate suggestion

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that was an uncomfortable leadin.

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

It's preseason.

They’re already drunk.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have returned.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

sup

how you doin?

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a sore throat for some reason.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s Keiko?

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

good

shedding
hopefully able to hold off on her walk until the game is over

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

do shibas shed as much as akitas?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly? I have no idea how much akitas shed.
I am contemplating getting her a Leafs collar.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mikka (my Akita) has a Leafs scarf we put on her for game days (sometimes).

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dogs just shed. It’s a constant, year-round thing. Between that and their spit, your carpets will never be the same again.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

my carpets are fucking horrible. Our building is going to charge us when we move out (in a few months) FOR SURE!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

they drag in mud and dirt from the outdoors that dirties up a beige carpet.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, yeah, thats just dogs

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

booo

drink some whiskey.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fart jokes: always funny.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Gus has looked fuckin’ solid since he lost his jitters from the 1st.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s good!

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by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimer is in net now.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um…. I’m sure that’s good too!

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by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

he comes with a free topping!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody know the shots? feels like the Leafs are still giving up more than they’re getting

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ITS TIME TO GET REIMED OUT!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:24 PM EDT reply actions  

is it bad that I love his AHL stats?

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimer!? Damn near killed’er!

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

(That’s supposed to be a rectum joke, not an advocation of violence towards women.)

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL
TSNBobMcKenzie
Nick Boynton’s one-game suspension for throat slash gesture is his second for that offence. First was in 05-06.

As if you don’t learn from the 1st SUSPENSION.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

In fairness, he may he thought he was dreaming the first time, because there’s no way a non-joke professional sports league would issue a suspension for a gesture.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ding ding ding

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OH NO NOT A HAND GESTURE WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I recall

Scott Stevens did the same thing, and people revered him for it.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats because they knew he would back that shit up

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked more like a cut it out gesture than a im gonna kill you gesture. Im tired of the wheel of justice. I want some PLINKO OF JUSTICE!.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We made Drinko one year. It’s amazing.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not kidding, my mom got me Drinko for Christmas one year. I wasn’t sure whether I was more baffled that someone actually made an actual Drinko game, or that it was a gift from my mother.

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

They sell it? We built it!

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No joke, they sell it

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would play that

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by loser domi on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Boynton, the 70’s called… they want their expression back!

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by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

curious….. do you like Kadri?

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I certainly do!

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by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know he did this too, right?

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kadri has been looking better. He’ll get used to it, and im liking that line. Now need PP goal.

by samspade on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

lets go Caputi!!

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

what the heck was that pass back to Reimer?

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

6 man power play?

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GOAL!!!

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

GOAAAAL

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

McKegg

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

good on him

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

GREG MCKEGG

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

69!

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by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

CRACK A BEER FOR MCKEGG

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

done and done!

(and I mean done.)

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell did that pass get across?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GREG MOTHER FUCKING MCKEGG

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

way to screw up a 3-1 WAIT
WOOOO SCORES

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

MCKEGG

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GREG MCKEGG!

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

McGoal?

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by SydDave on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

LEGGO MY MCKEGGO!!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

MCKEGG STAND

also

BOWEN PRONOUNCED IT RIGHT

by samspade on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice!

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by whyevenbother on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GOL! GOL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

man Brown has looked good tonight

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

Anyone else liking Brown as much as me?

That’s some decent moves for 4th line material

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone who doesn’t like him is an anti-semite.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY

IT’S A HOCKEY GAME!

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

PISSS

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Who was it that messed up that 3-1 before the goal? That was terrible.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

really likeing Caputi’s game

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

That was really really really really really bad.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

OH COME ON

UGh

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOO

Holzer WTF?

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

uhh not so good
And Guerin of all people?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Was Brown on the ice?

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by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh thats too bad, they were playing well

by samspade on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

what a shit luck goal

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

funny goal

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by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, not Reimer’s fault. Thank god it’s the preseason.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lashoff’s stick, Hanson clears it off Lashoff’s foot and over Reimer’s shoulder.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

let’s get these bad luck goals out of the way

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh

I thought it was Holzer. Lashoff then.

GAH

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

TEAR HIS ARMS OFF!!!1

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

GO LUKE

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I wanna watch… :(

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by whyevenbother on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCHENN FIGHTING

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha

they’re just undressing each other.

GET A ROOM.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

wrestling match

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah

Schenn got his jersey pulled on him. cheap move

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

The other guy already had his jersey covering his face I think.

Weird.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the Flyers.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schenn shouldn’t have tried to take his helmet off. Threw his mojo off.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, he pulled the jersey over his head, but held it there so Luke couldnt see

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was a weird fight

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

It looked like a loss for Luke, but on the replay, he was clearly manhandling him at the outset. Maybe I should watch it in reverse?

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won but his helmet was cutting him.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schenn got his entire jersey off. Doesn’t that get him an extra penalty or something?

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

only if it wasn’t tied down
it looked to me like the other guy had his entire jersey off too

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant Schenn got the flyers guy jersey off.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooooh

yeah it looks like he got a game misconduct

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

but didn’t happen

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if it was tied down.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that to “undo” the tie-down, you pretty much had to tear the jersey.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you never seen a fight strap?

Let me go take a picture of Ovechkin’s, brb

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Fight Strap:

It’s velcro and a single button. You could probably get punched out of a jersey if you were fighting Luke Schenn.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Andrew peters always got it ripped off then. Probably was intentionally made that way.

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Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew, that’s an ugly jersey.
/teehee

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I prefer the red myself.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

bizarro hockey,,wierd goal + fight

tru·cu·lence noun \ˈtrə-kyə-lən(t)s also ˈtrü-\
Definition of TRUCULENCE
: the quality or state of being truculent

by -HARDCOREBUDSFAN- on Sep 23, 2010 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup

that’s a good summary of the game so far

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

interesting that in the past three games, The Leafs have continually changed their goalies, while the oposing team has just played one goalie.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

most teams dont have so many goalies fighting for roster spots (AHL or not)

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

gah so close steeger

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn’t have expected Amrstrong to be the one who got that situation right.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

From the justin.tv feed comments: “Wow! Some guy just got his neck slashed open in the panthers game.”

Anyone know what that’s about?

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

no.

Wow. Hope that’s just a stupid comment.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah

nothing on twitter so…

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Justin.tv guy having flashbacks to the Zednik incident?

???

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing on twitter.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I checked the LBC live chat, didn’t see any mention of it.

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God

Leafs finish some of these chances

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Seeing Kadri and Army talking makes me happy inside

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Rinaldo goes to listen to his Abba records in the locker room cause he has the rest of the night off.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Schenn fight

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Decision

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

not really
but the other guy got a game misconduct for not having his jersey tied down

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I’m sorry, that’s just funny right there.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Won early, lost late. Overall it was an even fight but Schenn took the guys jersey off so he wins via disqualification.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moral victory?

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point of a fight is to win it or give your team an advantige. The fight was a tie but he gave his team the advantage so yeah he wins.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus the guy he fought is outta there.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

hence
he gave his team the advantage

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the point of a fight was to smash the players face in.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got scored on by another just absolutely stupid random goal.

And MCKEGGER scored.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Renaissance

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though its probably blasphemy, Schenn’s been terrible.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon.
Everything wrong with the Sabres is Drew Stafford's fault.

by Ubiquitous on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read up. It’s been mentioned.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wouldnt say terrible, he’s not having his best game though

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

He’s trying to do more. That’s what you want to see from a kid.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey now, we’ve sat through half-a-season of him playing subpar, so yeah.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s playing with Beauchemin.
It seems to always happen when they’re together.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schenn and Beauch are the only real roster players on our D.

He’s playing top pairing, which is something he’s not used to and not ready for.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Capti’s skating definitely looks a lot better to me

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I think he’s making a great case to be a sheltered minutes/PP guy for the big club.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

agree, that would be a good place I think

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just misheard mueller’s name.

new nickname: Ferris.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just tuning in..Score? and Any fights?

Can you please let me know who scored the goals and who on the fights. Thanks!

by Schenn4captain on Sep 23, 2010 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 Flyers, McKegg scored for Leafs, Schenn/Rinaldo fight.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 pha

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-1 flyers

weird random goals. Schenn fight, did, weird jersey issue.

McKegg scored for the Leafs.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

bad ice

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to blame the ice when Gus kicked the puck into his own net.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

woops i missed that goal lol WTG Gus :X

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

totally

slowedd down the skater

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slow-mo confirms: Good call sadly.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

i stand by my statement

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

0

hooking? weird call

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Everything is fucking weird tonight.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

especially your face

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

SICKBURN!

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOYaH

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

cock balls shit ass

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Barbara Streisand.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this shoulda been in response to the cock balls shit ass post

by KerryFraser on Sep 23, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yentyl

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lebda

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i liked versteeg’s defense when he had the turnover

tru·cu·lence noun \ˈtrə-kyə-lən(t)s also ˈtrü-\
Definition of TRUCULENCE
: the quality or state of being truculent

by -HARDCOREBUDSFAN- on Sep 23, 2010 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ve missed getting picked on. :D

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