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Leafs 2 - Flyers 2: Overtime and Post Game

Holy Crap I love Versteeg.  What amazing puck control.  I can't wait to see what he does in the regular season.  I was also very impressed by Reimer, and I liked what I saw from Caputi again tonight.  Kadri started to pick it up... when he was given AHLers for wingers.  So I'm not sure what that means.

As well, Lebda left with an injury so maybe Finger gets to play now. Schenn had an up and down game, I'm glad we aren't needing him to play as our top shut down defenseman anymore, but man was his hit on Hartnell awesome.  Also, Danny Richmond was a revelation tonight, I didn't know he was so offensive.

And here's our first OT game of pre-season...

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I NEED A VERSTEEG SHIRT

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too, if I make it up to Toronto this year, this will be my goal.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

February!

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canada is February sounds lovely ;)

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you go to Canada when there is no hockey?

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a Caps game on a Tuesday in April!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You live in WSH?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Si.

And by a caps game, I mean a caps game in Toronto, if that wasn’t entirely clear.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a new holiday year for me.

There are games against Ottawa, Montreal and Pittsburgh within a week of each other in February.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

cannot.wait.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was eyeing the caps’ back to backs with Montreal and Ottawa as a potential road trip.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially like it in Southwest Ontario….

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

Nomine Burkie, Phaneufi, et Spiritus Universi

by Jo4nny on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS!!!1

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

i wanted to name my fantasy team “Simon and Gysbunkel” but figured it was too much of a stretch

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s not bad at all.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess theres stil time to change it before the seasons starts. for now its Crabb Juice

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that one.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe i shouldnt have second guessed myself after all

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could go “Gagne and Gybsfunkel” for an extra layer of reference.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 24, 2010 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

STEEG NICKNAMES?

tru·cu·lence noun \ˈtrə-kyə-lən(t)s also ˈtrü-\
Definition of TRUCULENCE
: the quality or state of being truculent

by -HARDCOREBUDSFAN- on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Versteez

Verbeauty

Verdangle

Waaaay too much Versteez.

Colton Orr is a Beauty.

by happiergilmore on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

van der lay?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s an architect. And arful.

Art Van Der Lay.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steegy Britches?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just wanted to add...

Dane Cook’s starting to look fat too.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

cocaines a hell of a drug

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess Luke’s not the only one up to 230 pounds.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wellwood?

Waaaay too much Versteez.

Colton Orr is a Beauty.

by happiergilmore on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he said UP to 230, not down.

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. I think I need a drink now.

by Wan Ihite on Sep 24, 2010 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GOOOOOOOOO

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Steegtaculence?

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

same

disappointing

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.justin.tv/fakjuu4#/w/412652288/2

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

MINE TOO. NOT HAPPY.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice goal

by Cogliano

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Tampa Bay Edmonton Good God change it back change it back!!

by general borschevsky on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

Kadri big fail.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

RIchmond has been a force for the leafs offensively?
have i been watching the wrong game?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

he did assisted on a goal…

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

me fail English?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That unpossible!

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Адразу Ліфс Перайсці !

by Sergei Puckizin on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the play before that he had a sweet dangle up close… but other than that he hasn’t done much

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s kind of dick nasty with the puck.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm…can’t remember much of Hanson from last year….but has he gotten stronger?

by Theodles on Sep 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

meaner at least

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

More truculent, anyway.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

up to 230 lbs as per tsn last night

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a big boy

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely looks like it, but we’ll see when he’s playing against full rosters.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOW...

Kadri is playing horrible today :(

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Kadri...

coughs it up. Yikes.

Kadri is playing himself right off this team.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs some humility.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes he does

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

jesus. If this “cocky” bullshit keeps up I’m going to lose my mind.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t take Versteeg’s name in vain.

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHOOTOUT

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey look Naz, you can score and there are no teammates!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Bowen taking a shot at Toskala… me likey

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Even Bowen’s shot would go in, if taken at Toskala.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’d be going wide until it bounced in off his glove.

by general borschevsky on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Capitals scored from 190ft away on Pavelec last year.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was beautiful. It was Jeff Schultz IIRC, he of +50 +/-

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets see how Reimer handles the shootout now. Dude has impressed me beyond bleaf

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow

shootout, here we go.

Guesses on who they put out?

1. Versteeg
2. Kadri
3. McKegg???

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe Mueller?

Waaaay too much Versteez.

Colton Orr is a Beauty.

by happiergilmore on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

so he can let a wrister go into the goalies chest from the hashmarks?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No so he can go bar down ;)

Waaaay too much Versteez.

Colton Orr is a Beauty.

by happiergilmore on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

knowing Ron Wilson… Richmond

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

NAILED IT

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

but. but you didnt get the right order!

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

well shit

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

question is. who do the flyers put out?

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too late, we already know.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta admit u know ur stuff… i shall shut up now !

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Penalties.

God I hate shootouts.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

i love when you coment

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our most jacked player, our tannest player, and Luca Caputi would make a good line.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess:

Versteeg
McKegg
Kadri

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess

Want

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versteeg, Caputi, McKegg

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got it, apparently.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How?

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

girl behind Laviolette is a stunner

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

agreed

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Versteeg
McKegg
Richmond

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 23, 2010 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

i find that german chick in the windows commercial hot

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In the german gown thing I should know the name of, shes got big jugs.

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dirndl. Lederhosen is leather pants.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biggest fail of a coat and tie ever, Flyers bench. How did I not notice how awful this was earlier?

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, if you guys win tonight, I’ll feel a bit happier knowing the Flyers lost.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

more like BOODLE. AM I RIGHT?

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Andy Noodle stinks

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The best part is that he’s one letter away from “Nudl,” which is slang for wang.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those are some horrible baseball caps the fans behind the Flyers bench are wearing .

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

REIMERRRRR

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

SICK

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally something useful from Kadri

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

KADRI!!!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

kadri toe drags. news at 11

by KerryFraser on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Same move same result

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

purty

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Reimer: Get that shit outta here!

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

KADRI

HAHAA LOVES THAT MOVE

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

KADRIIIIIII

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

Since the last few times i visited here, I lost track of a few of the nicknames.

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Kadri’s amazing when no one else is on the ice.

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REIMERRRRRR

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

lol did I hear a guy from the crowd call Kadri a cocky fuck?

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

A correct assessment.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aww

Verbeauty, nice try.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

poop

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

double poop

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

how does Versbeauty NOT dangle that. grrrr

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Damn you frosted tips.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s a London thing.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice back hand, right off the post and in

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

bah, lost the handle

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

double poop

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Get out of my brain!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have poop in your brain?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t say I do.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caps fan

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

REIMER

Keepin’ them in it!

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

haha, richmond

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Greg McKegg

… shot the puck like he had a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The coroner?! I’m so sick of that guy!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just remembered my Phaneuf shirt.. should’ve worn it. Is it too late?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Reimer is gaining a larger part of my heart as the game goes on

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit richmond

I wanted to use my watermelon photo again.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck

Guerin showin’ how its done

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

GUERIN

I used to love you so much

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I never loved Guerin.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know he was kind of awesome for your team, right?

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Well, he did get us Jason Arnott…

But he never really did anything. Plus playing for the Pens and Isles didn’t help either.

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triple poop

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Pens called him dad

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Knuble?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LUCA CAPUTI

Keeps ’em alive!

20 miles to Legoland!

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welp

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CAPUTI!

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CAPUTI EX-PEN BEATS GUERIN EX-PEN

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LUCA CAPUTI
LUCA CAPUTI

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CAPUTI’S RELEASE > GUERIN’S RELEASE

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

GTL!!!!!!!!!!!1

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GTL

AT EXACTLY 10PM.

GET CRAZY, GET WILD

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Ex-Pen hates the Flyers.

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Who in the fuck?

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My “Best offseason” nomination goes to Caputi. Holy cow.

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who?

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THE FUCK?

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WHO THE FUCK?

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hartnell was looking out for schenn the whole time

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Who the fuck was that?

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REIMERRRR’S NETTTTT

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SHOOTOUTS ARE SO EXCITING AND GREAT!!!1

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good lord

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

RW put out ARMY!

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Damnit

who the hell is left

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wellwood is so fat!

I mean, Stempniak is invisible!

I mean, WHO THE FUCK IS TIM BRENT??

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG.

finish this.

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Jesus H

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WHAT A SAVE

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REIMER

Holy patience Batman

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That was like Stalingrad all over again…

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SICK!

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REIMER KEEPS ’EM ALIVE

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OH MY GOD REIMER OH MY GOD

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Hockey Jesus X-2

I rec’d that shit.

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This is ridiculous.

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Rally caps may be required.

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title

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That’s just adorable.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

luke <3

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

fact:

I am wearing a Luke Schenn shirt.

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That’s what I meant.

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I don’t totally hate you

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can’t we be friends?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

The laws of physics :)

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She likes to cheer for someone who’s lame.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Sidney Crosby suddenly turned into Brian Rolston, i’d be laughing real hard for days.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Sidney Crosby turned into Brian Rolston, the Pens would have a heck of a goalie

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And really dented endboards as well.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russian Machine never breaks….OR DIVES.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Russian machine

can’t do nothing.
Oh yea, President’s trophy. Reeeal important
PS. Sid hasn’t dived in the past 3 years

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

he cant dive, he’s bottom heavy, he’d just spring back up like one of those clown punching dummies

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait

who?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

P.S.S. The only people who make the Presidents trophy argument are Pens sympathizers.

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The point still stands

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Presidents trophy ain’t nothin’ to sneeze at. Yea it turned out awfully, but it was a great ride.

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Still haven’t forgiven your team for that last year.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Presidents Trophy is less relevant than the Prince of Wales trophy

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea? It’s still a good accomplishment.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is meaningless. You can brag about it but it the end little kids don’t grow up dreaming about winning the President’s trophy
can we finish this soon? I have to write a few programs for comp sci

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did I brag about it? No.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say Crosby and Ovechkin arm wrestle for the President’s trophy this year and be done with it

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But the Hawks are gonna win it….

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They ain’t nothing without Versteeg :)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s on

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I scrolled up to find evidence.. and no, you didn’t. My bad

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This conversation belongs not on this site.

by Death_By_Leafs on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO MORE OVIE/CROSBY

THEY WILL BOW DOWN TO THE POWER OF VERBEAUTY

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Verbeauty is hypnotoad-esque. ALL OBEY VERBEAUTY

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL HAIL VERBEAUTY

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I should bring up all the scrubs who have been carried along on good teams and have won 2 stanely cup rings then immediatly go them > crosby right?

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never said Stanley Cups are everything (I still cheer for the Leafs rememeber?)
Why are we talking about this? THE LEAFS JUST BEAT THE FLYERS

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your the one who mentioned the Presidents trophy arguement all the Pens kiddies run out against ovie.

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Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stanley > Presidents trophy

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well fuckin’ duh.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was my point

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well then you should have said that.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright…now you can kiss and make up.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has potential.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the arguement seems to be that since he has the cup hes a better player instead of it being a team accomplishment. Sort of like how I could mention the refs stopped calling penalties and Malkin was way better than Crosby that series.

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sid played consistenly better throughout the playoffs. Geno turned it up in the Canes series

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is why I find the arguement curious because ovie DOESNT have a Malkin behind him. Yet somehow it proves Sid>ovie.

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

geno doesn’t usually play on Sid’s line. Sid plays with Kunitz and maybe now Comrie.
Ovie plays in a weaker division with Semin and Backstrom
I’m done for tonight, I’ve got 1.5 hours to finish that Java program

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ovechkin does better outside of the Southeast.

Or Backstrom.

One of ’em does.

Maybe it’s the whole team.
I’m bad at stats.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS WIN!!

and I dont’ get Java

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a totally different language for me, like proper English

Sick burn

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its just like c++ only with 7 ways to do everything.

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I don’t know C++

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to learn to not engage, I’m sorry, will you ever forgive me?

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Burn the witch.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

which one is the witch?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

flip a coin

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

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by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

child abuse!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re 16, hardly a child.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I’m not a woman, I’m not a child, what am I?
/checks mirror

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Britney Spears?

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good grief, I hope not.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not that unfortunate

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and boom goes the dynamite.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh trannies.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You female too?

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep. She’s 16!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

BURN THE WITCHES!!!

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

time to do my prayers
All Hail the Holy Wendel
All Hail the Holy Mats
All Hail the Holy Dougie
All Hail the Holy Luke
All Hail the Holy Dion
All Hail the Holy Darryl
All Hail the Holy Sid- uhh.. Syl Apps!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, I just clued in the 16 year olds were burn in 94. I feel really old.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

D: Me too

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still like 2 years older than you though.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suddenly I do too and I was only born in 91

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s… three years younger than me!

BURN HER

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here. 19 kicks ass.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

In Canada, 19 is the age of champions.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I miss Canada. Good times…

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you seniors

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get off my lawn.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had this neighbor once who super-flicked poker chips at my friend and I whenever we shot the ball onto his front lawn, that was pretty hilarious

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

D’awwwwww

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why don’t I get a hug?
/pout face

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stat rape reasons.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cops are watching.

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Great minds…

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That deserves a mutual high five

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blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

one team

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

but.. but… he Leafs are my team!
I like Clawson’s and PPP’s answers better

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

She told me she was 13!

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your wondering hands make me nervous.

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Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could say a lot if I didn’t like Brodeur

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEMIN FOR BRODEUR!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh please no.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALSO, GET HIM MORE PIE.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

he likes pie, and is fat

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Counterpoint: Marty hasn’t lost to the Habs in the playoffs.

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KARL MALONE IS MY FAVOURITE BASKETBALL PLAYER

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOCKEY > BASKETBALL
We be talking hockey

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puckurgently does whatever he wants whenever he wants.

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KARL MALONE IS AS RELEVANT AS THIS CONVERSATION AND NOT NEARLY AS BEAT TO DEATH

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok I can agree with the second part

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEYTON MANNING!
ALEX RODRIGUEZ!
JOE THORNTON
always chokes when it matters!

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does ALEX OV..
ok I’ll stop.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh No.

Crosby choked in the Montreal series by that measure.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

MY BLOOD RUUUNNNNS COLD
MY MEMORY HAS JUST BEEN SOLD
MY ANUS IS THE CENTRE HOLE
(ANUS IS THE CENTRE HOLE)

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

if i ever get my butt back up to Canada, you know we’re going out to do karaoke right?

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hells yes.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoiler

blurr wins

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

i doubt it

i can’t get past “anus” without erupting in laughter…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve been working on it. That’s about where I lose it too.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phaneuf would lose.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, his play dropped compared to the Ottawa series. But so did the play of his teammates, and Gill had Sid’s number the whole time.
I meant ovie in WJCs, playoffs and olympics

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey is a team game.

Ovi couldn’t carry the team against MTL. and Team Russia sucked.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was so disappointed in Russia.
Sid didn’t exactly have a stellar performance at the Olympics either. Ovie was supposed to carry the team (vs. Habs) and failed to do so when it mattered. Sid failed too (in the 2nd round), but Ovie’s done it every game 7.
I just can’t wait for the Winter Classic

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the Russia gmae and couldn’t stop laughing as Canada blew them out of the water.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me and my roommate didn’t want to drink because of the fear of losing and being drunk. Ten minutes in and we were getting hammered.

I enjoyed it more than beating the Americans for Gold.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The crowd was almost louder than the gold medal

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can imagine. No matter what the situation is: Russia sucks.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nabokov became something of a joke after that one

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t care or pay attention really.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t blame you

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t not laugh at this.

U S YAAAAAAYYYY

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And before someone posts, yea they lost to Canada. I don’t care. USA wasn’t expected to medal and they came damn close.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s bull. The only people saying the US were in for a fight were the US. It was Burke and Wilson trying to play up the underdog mentality on the team.

I thought they were the scariest team in the tourney, months before it started.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree. well I put them at #3, but the gap between Canada and the USA (as I saw it) was a lot smaller than the gap between Canada and Russia

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have tons of respect for the US Olympic team, they came in second place with a team nobody thought would finish higher than 6th and were run my the Leaf’s coach and GM. It was cool to see, but I am glad Canada won.

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blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, at least not many people I talked to thought they would finish ahead of Canada, Russia, Czech, Sweden, Finland or Slovakia

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Burke + Ron Wilson = Last place team ;)

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m taking back my hug

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bloge’s words, not mine

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, perhaps DGB’s

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were still ahead of Edmonton last year!

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

29th for your information! Take that sick burn!

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Losing to the Habs is his one misake, he’s definitely made up for it.

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

counterpoint: everybody always says “counterpoint” so i figure ill sound smart

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

countercounterpoint is even smarterer

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

a double counterpoint? intense

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like when people use:

PS
PPS
PPPS

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best argument so far :)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Korbinian Fucking Holzer.

I hate shootouts.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

wilson is just fucking with us now

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

uh oh

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Quadruple poop

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Damnit

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Holzer should never take another penalty shot.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha This will never end

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

Hanson has HANDS??

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL GATORADE

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahahahaha This will never end

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson`s from Pittsburgh :)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

HANSON GOT WHEELS.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Money.

Just. Plain. Money.

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by chillin411 on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

BEAUTY!

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EXPLODES THE WATER BOTTLE

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Gatorade bath for everyone!

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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice. Nice goal.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Let Reimer shoot, too. He’ll win it.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

lmao brown ahahahahahahahah

by KerryFraser on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Mike Brown?

Hahaha

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU CARCILLO

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what a piece of shit shot

by KerryFraser on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

i think bowen is going to die

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Hanson’s new nickname? Water bottle popper?

by hockeyphreak on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

How the hell did he stop future Hall of Famer Mike Brown?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

lol. THIS SHIT IS WACK!

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Obviously Schenn should go next

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Heck of a job, Brownie.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s like Ron Wilson wants this to go on…

by Theodles on Sep 23, 2010 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

ARMY

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally Armstrong

Haha the 11th shooter

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

JAMES MOTHER FUKING REIMERRRRRRRR

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Cheese!

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSS

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

hahahahaha BAM

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO PRESEASON!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU ARMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

FINALLY

Holy crap.

by Huey2k2 on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOO!

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LEAFS WIN

LEAFS WIN

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I bet Bobrovsky got sticky Gatorade all down his neck and couldn’t concentrate for the rest of the shootout.

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YEEEEEESSSSSS

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ARMY!

Hilarious penalty shot

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CHEEEEESE!

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WINNAR!

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

that was an awesome shootout

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LEAFS MAN REMAINS UNDEFEATED

Rule #20

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LEAFS MAN IS INVINCIBLE

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS MAN I LOVE YOU!!!!

Colton Orr will pound you into a million stuff

by Future_considerations on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ho man im losing my shit right now laughing

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

He got a lot of lift on that shot

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I never want to see that in a Stanley Cup final, but that was fun.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ol’ gorgonzola hands gets it done with the weirdest shooutout attempt yet

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that was an entertaining birthday present, thanks Leafs!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

How come they get the shit kicked out of them 5-0 on my birthday and win on yours? UNFAIR! I’m gonna go cry into my teddy bear now.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Sep 24, 2010 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because you cry into teddy bears.

Sick burn!

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 24, 2010 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I want to hug Army. And Reimer

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Shootouts are fun in any game except the ones that matter.

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THE PEOPLE DEMAND EXPLODING WATER BOTTLE GIFS

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I WANT

MACARONI PICTURES

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

POPCORN NECKLACES

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hanson’s putting together quite a highlight reel this year: exploding water bottles, bouncing Brian Lee’s head off the ice like a basketball…

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

hansons new nickname should be GIFPARTY. between that goal and thee face smash

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today I ate the Pub Platter by myself which according to my waitress, nobody else has ever done. Then I devoured the Birthday Brownie. Then the Leafs win. Today is a good day.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s in the pub platter?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It has the words pub and platter It must be awesome…

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 wings, Irish Nachos, 4 Potato Jackets, 6 Jalapeno Poppers and Garlic Bread

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Other stuff. The Irish Nachos were as big as my head with an edible bowl.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You ate the bowl?

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

That bowl was made out of plastic dude.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

explains the need to throw up

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the two Smithwicks I fit in around all that.

And it was made of the same potatos as the irish nachos. So no plastic.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft

Piece o’ cake

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I could do that pretty easily.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

unless the irish nachos were massive and it was a loaf of garlic bread yea

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big as my head with an edible bowl.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s big.

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We assume.

Unless y’all have met.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

My head is decently big.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what are irish nachos?

do they give you some nachos, and then as soon as you finish, all of a sudden they bring you some more nachos?

by Death_By_Leafs on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, they serve you the nachos and then get into a fight with you

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

luuuky

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

french fries instead of actual nachos

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

These ones were thinly shaved potato chips.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah yes, seen em done that way too

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually just Guinness, whiskey, and pieces of peat

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, thats irish baby formula

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs won, but you won more.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

i want a pub platter, how come no one got me a pub platter?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I finished two hours ago and still feel like vomiting. I’m sure you could have finished two.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

FO-AH DINN-AH

I ER UH WANT A PARTY PLATTER-AH!

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 23, 2010 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What ah ya, hammid?

It’s fowah SUPPAH.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ER AH

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

REIMER

WAS MONEY:

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Cheryl approves

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

$O PAID

He smells like the vault

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy on the Richmond love boys

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m liking Richmond a lot, he’s got some skill

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He does heavy lifting

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can replace McCabe in our hearts as the go-to ragdoll

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who are the Richmond love boys?

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by Biff Carrington on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

millen and Bowen all night. He didn’t stand out that much.

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by Redonred on Sep 23, 2010 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Army slapshot from three feet away made my night, hilarious

And Gregg McKegg has the greatest name/number/eyebrow combination I have ever seen

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

/closes eyes

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He makes me feel… not good…

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a pretty strange looking guy but the name… such a great name…

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, he looks like his name made me think he would.

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drunk and beaten with an ugly stick?

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looked goofy after he scored but I wasn’t expecting that ugly.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s wearing 69 so he’s got to have something going on, somewhere with something

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any other guy that does that is an asshole. But with a name like McKegg you kinda have to use it.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It also helps that he looks like a complete idiot.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably landed face first on the keg after a stand.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of which makes him totally justified in using the number 69

He is a gentleman and a scholar.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

jahahahahahah. if you like reca coladas. and getting caught in the rain

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rob Schremp just called his agent a dickhead on Twitter.

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lol wut.

What’s his handle

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

www.twitter.com/ROBSCHREMP

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by Chemmy on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

he said “didhead”, and then immediately tweeted that it wasn’t him haha

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah. Super awkward.

Know why?

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, i like that kid, even though he sucks

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

he gets up to like an 87 in NHL 10 in a couple years

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about NHL 94?

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just won the cup in NHL 09 this morning.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No NHL 10/11/Whatever talk.

“Whatever” also goes for the other NHL video games.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about Eastside Hockey Manager?

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL94 is exempt from these rules.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHLPA93 is the superior game.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

False.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you have updated rosters and crap, it’s an even better game.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hold on a minute. What do you mean by ‘updated rosters’?

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

look up NHL 93 mods on google. You’d be surprised at what you’d find.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can not wait for Kessel, Versteeg and BOZAK!!!1 to be on the ice at the same time.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

It moved.

Just thinking about it. It moved.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure Leafs can handle Versteeg and Kessel both dangling the shit out the d-men.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was once a dream that was the Leafs… it was so fragile, you could only whisper it. I am afraid it will not survive the winter.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs win!

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

ha. i watched that movie way too many times as a kid. peewee made about 20 rescue trips into that petshop before grabbing the snakes.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

i love that gif so much

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

this will never not make me laugh

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

this also makes me laugh.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Makes me smile

Today, Brian Lee is the Flyers.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Senorgif

Is your calling card

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shouldn’t laugh this much at this.

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on the phone with my girlfriend, pretending to listen, but I have to cover it with my hand because this is making me laugh hard.

by Peter Lynn on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

why isn’t anyone else getting in on the gif party?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I DON'T KNOW!

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

1- Heather’s not here
2- Jersey Shore is on

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is the only gif ive ever made.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is funny
Can I get a couple of shots of vodka?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

My contribution...

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by Travis Hair on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that one.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha

I miss that crazy asshole

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

This made me actually like him.

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"Victory is sweetest when you've known defeat"

by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

/sigh

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because it was against the pens ;)

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I realise that :(
It was Max he was making fun of, right?

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have another...

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by Travis Hair on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone else almost completely forgotten that the Leafs still have Jeff Finger?

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Way to remind us. Jerk.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, Rask for Raycroft
Boyes, McCauley +1st for Owen Nolan
1967

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d make that nolan trade again.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t have made it at the time.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wrong.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t chill out about it until Nolan had that crazy point streak when he got here. “Wouldn’t have made it at the time” was a pretty common position.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only for the flu game I’d agree but it would have been nice to have Boyes’ 40 goal season in a Leafs uniform

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

if he doesn’t get injured it’s a great trade.

boyes got traded about 6 times and had one or two good seasons. screw him.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who the fuck

is Jeff Finger?

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

/TimBrent’d

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dad actually said “Who the hell is Tim Brent” during the shootout and couldn’t understand why I was laughing

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last game last season my friend walks in and goes “who the fuck is Tim Brent?” I laughed for ages.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My friend saw that last game, and just glanced at me, saying, “Tim Brent? Who the fuck is this?!”

I laughed so hard, and said friend just shot me a weird look.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if Brayden Irwin has anything more to say about it.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Lebda and Lashoff are hurt, you can forget any chance of Finger going to the Marlies

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody’s gotta sit on the bench while our top 5 play, may as well be Finger.

Not like we’re going to get a player back to replace that salary anyway.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so we can aim high. So like a 29th round draft pick will work.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the two reportedly has a bruised shoulder. They’ll both be evaluated tomorrow.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to celebrate

by making some pizza dough/bread.

AKA solid beer.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I MISSED AN EPIC SHOOTOUT?
DAMN

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

:*(

You missed out on some wonderful fun.

by Marc Pilgrim on Sep 23, 2010 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

it was frickin epic

couldn’t stop laughing

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most fun shootout I’ve ever seen, even more than the rally caps

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ditto

lame plane crash was lame. some goof in one of those lawn mower engine powered glider things. he’s fine, so i can call him a goof for ruining my hockey tonight…

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh boooooo

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

bandwidth exceeded

"The only way out is in a body bag. Go Leafs Go." - Blinky

by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

:( It was mac doing the slappy dance when hes descrbing Dennis’ home porns in always sunny.

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upgrade to pro today!

Upgrade to a better hosting site immediately!

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, this just made me realize I can’t use the Dancing Ninja Turtle .gif this year.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Women LOVE big balls. Trust me.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Er, sorry for the south park reference.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of the guys in highschool looked up Big Nuts. Okie Chinkos. He made the cute japanese exchange student blush.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

This can’t not make me laugh.

Not Liking Nikolai Kulemin Means You Have No Soul

by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perfect loops are awesome.

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

This is my BOZAK!!!1

by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

wat?

@jonas640 Wilson says top two lines right now are Versteeg w/ Bozak and Kessel and Kulemin w/ Grabovski and MacArthur.

Sacrificing scoring depth for an ALWAYS GOING TO SCORE line…

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

He should probably try out Versteeg on that line before he jumps to conclusions like that, Kulie has chemistry after all and Verbeauty hasn’t played with them at all

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats a lot of mo foing dangles on one line

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

It’s because Wilson INSISTS that Kulemin and Grabbo have great chemistry.

I foresee this ending in disaster and lots of turnovers

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah and Versteeg and Kessel both want the puck all.the.time.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can take turns.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d just wait for the moment where Versteeg flicks the puck up, hits it towards Kessel who baseball bats it top shelf.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

From his knees. Looking the wrong way. In space.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Kulemin’s been good on that line, but I like the idea of someone else for defenders to worry about when Kessel’s on the ice.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

they did have pretty good chemistry, and no one else seems to have had it with grabbo

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not insisting, it’s fact. They have great chemistry together

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't doubt it

but enough to break up KBK?

I dont know how well Versteeg & Kessel will do…. on paper it seems sketchy.

Who knows, I don’t have a PhD in Hockeyology.

20 miles to Legoland!

by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the last four games will be about testing the thesis. I think Kulemin and Grabbo have enough to make a good second line.

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, it becomes a really, really interesting proposition if you think about KGA answering the question: Who plays against opponents’ top lines?

Versteeg-Bozak-Kessel (top scoring)
Kulemin-Grabbo-Armstrong (possession/checking)
Caputi-Mitchell-MacArthur (sheltered)
Orr-Hanson-Brown (fighters/checking 2)

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to like this forward group a lot more. It sucks, because they’ll probably break my heart once the regular season starts.

"Defense! Defense! Common! Do you call that blowing!?"

by JP Nikota on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, ruined when I realized that RW reportedly said the line would be K-G-MacArthur, not K-G-Armstrong

"I think somebody made a Toskala in his diaper." - DGB

by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

KBK has great chemistry.

Yesterday is dead, but not my memory.

by daoust on Sep 23, 2010 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don't like it

all righties and all lefties.

that’s stupid. the attack will just be an overload on one side, easily shut down.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What has MacArthur done to deserve this?
UGH

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Assist Ninja

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two assists!

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by PPP on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

One was a secondary assist on a play totally created by Caputi.
What was the other one?
I dunno I seem to irrationally hate MacArthur now

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has Clark in his name you heathen.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the one game he has played?
been a 2 ppg player

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Sep 23, 2010 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Armstrong

I guess he was always destined to be a 3rd liner, but it looks like he’ll be with Hanson and Caputi/Sjostrom if my player math falls into place.

Kadri is going to the AHL, I’d be shocked now if they kept him up.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mitchell with Armstrong and Sjostrom would be an interesting line.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah. a no goal line

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s called defense
forwards can play it too

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s called goal differential. Leafs don’t have a shot at the playoffs without scoring from their third line.

Negative. I am a meat popsicle.

by birky on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the lines should be made based on “goal differential”. They should be made on roles/winning games.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winning games for this team is going to require scoring depth across the top 3 lines.

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by birky on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense? What’s that?
-Mike Green

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

45 second shift? What’s that?
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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

also nice

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s gotten better! His 2 min PP shifts skew the numbers

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Defense? What’s that?
-Mike GreenTomas Kaberle

Hmm I may immediately regret that.

/pokeshornetsnest

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice one
I have a feeling we can be friends

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by Leafer87 on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to wonder where the hell Caputi is going to fit once Sjostrom comes back.

He deserves better than 4th line time, but can he overtake a spot from Kessel/Versteeg/Armstrong/Kulemin/MacArthur/Sjostrom?

Sjostrom is really the only possibility.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

My $0.02

He bumps Brown, Sjostrom plays on the 4th.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd bump Orr

before Brown.

Just send Orr out when some one needs a smack

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orr doesn’t get bumped, so much as just put on the ice when he needs to fight.

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by Bower Power on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So what are the odds of Caputi making the team?

He’s been the best player in each game he’s played in my opinion

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

no idea, but I agree.

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by Karina on Sep 23, 2010 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

just said the same thing

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 23, 2010 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

rising?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

he is certainly making a strong name for himself. if he doesn’t make the team he’ll certainly be the first call up

by sodonis on Sep 23, 2010 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

better than versteeg tonight?

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by -HARDCOREBUDSFAN- on Sep 24, 2010 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Verbeauty was great but Caputi just seems to have some wild sense of determination so far, he’s been awesome

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 24, 2010 2:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

games being repeated on the NHL network

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t really notice I was watching it again.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha

me too. and it’s been on for an hour now…

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blur1979

I miss you, love.

Come to Canada soon.

Or better, I’ll come to Cali

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

wait

that’s not me.

WHO’S BLURR1979 THAT CHEATING HUSSY?

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate shouting the wrong blurrs name in bed too. Thats why I only yell my own.

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
Just because Jay McClement is the best defensive forward in the NHL doesn't mean he should win the Selke.

by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

is she prettier than me?

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. She’s so poorly put together that her anus isn’t even the centre hole.

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

i’ll never learn to not take a drink before reading comments.

btw, iced tea out the nose is less painful than you’d think.

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coke coming out the nose was one of the most painful experiences I’ve ever had in a McDonalds restaurant

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 23, 2010 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

What was the most?

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by puckurgently on Sep 23, 2010 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nasty incident with Ronald McDonald back in ’97

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was some innapropriate tickling

He raged at the world, at his family, at his life. But mostly he just raged.
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by Icion on Sep 23, 2010 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

did you know

that if you tickle rats, they laugh?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t hear it, but they do.

I miss my rats.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

I worked in a lab with rats. I also miss them.

Granted, I was sticking electrodes in their brains, and eventually chopping their heads off.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish they weren’t so fragile. Mine got cancer.

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by Ovechwin on Sep 23, 2010 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

aww.

most people don’t realize how great rats are. they’re really friendly. they make great pets.

Loving the Leafs is like being in love with a drug-addled, gambling addicted prostitute with a heart of gold and a bunch of humanitarian awards from her youth. It’s hard. It hurts. But dammit! I just love them!

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 23, 2010 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheetahs can purr. That’s how you know they aren’t big cats. Lions and tigers can’t.

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by article1 on Sep 23, 2010 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still shiver whenever I see a clown.

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 24, 2010 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look at this fucking clown

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by article1 on Sep 24, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy fucking shit that’s evil

Bobby Ryan...can he be acquired?
blurr1974: No.

by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 24, 2010 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re younger than you look.

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by Clawson on Sep 23, 2010 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimer looks even better watching this game the second time thru

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I was at work.
I missed the game.

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by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 23, 2010 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

:(

it’s a good one

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by blurr1974 on Sep 23, 2010 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Sep 24, 2010 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I missed the game
I was at Jersey Shore

Joke

by Archimedies on Sep 23, 2010 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

GTL.

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