What do you do when Colton Orr pummels you for fun? Well, turns out that if you are Matt Carkner...

What do you do when Colton Orr pummels you for fun? Well, turns out that if you are Matt Carkner you (RyanClassic makes a good point in that he allegedly does this) go out to Moxie's and beat up a Leafs fan:

I just watched a fight broke out at #Moxies in Kanata with Matt Carkner and some fan. Wow... Some 4th liner and his friends just pounded the shit out of some kid

- danvrtsng

Totally gutless but that fits right in with a guy that plays with Chris "Hold me back refs!" Neil, Daniel "It was a dump-in" Alfredsson, and Mike "Sneaky Dirty" Fisher.

Watch the 'fight' here courtesy of HockeyFights.com.

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"Matt Carkner likes to look at boys dicks..."

That would be the tweet a moment earlier. Reputable source right there.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:35 AM EST reply actions

Just because he made a stupid tweet doesn’t mean he’s making shit up.

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by PPP on Jan 2, 2011 2:40 AM EST up reply actions

I didn't say he made it up, I said he's not exactly making himself out to being credible.

Sounds like the guy’s prone to some hyperbole. Carkner, were he there, may have just slapped someone for all you know.

Or he could’ve pummeled someone’s face in. But I want a better source on that. Someone with an ounce of maturity, for instance.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:41 AM EST up reply actions

Well, I’ve followed the guy, he seems sane enough, and that’s his business’s twitter as well.

I get what you mean so I edited it appropriately.

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by PPP on Jan 2, 2011 2:44 AM EST up reply actions

Carkner plays D.

There is no 4th line.

by Mike Hurley on Jan 2, 2011 2:39 AM EST reply actions

Sure there is. That's the Kovalev line.

Was Kovalev at Moxie’s all night? It’d sure explain a lot.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:42 AM EST up reply actions

heh

I’m guessing he means ‘scrub’.

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by PPP on Jan 2, 2011 2:42 AM EST up reply actions

Technically, Carkner plays forward as well

He just converted to defence. Kind of like Byfuglien, but lighter and less, y’know, good.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:43 AM EST up reply actions

Honestly

I feel terrible for him having to fight Orr so often. The guy’s not a heavyweight. It’s not fair that he has to do it.

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by PPP on Jan 2, 2011 2:44 AM EST up reply actions

Am I the only one tired of Carkner-Orr?

It has nothing to do with who wins or loses more. I just don’t care about it. It’s a sideshow for what are normally blowouts or close/boring games.

I may be the wrong audience for that.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:46 AM EST up reply actions

I’d prefer Neil-Orr but I’ll take what I can get.

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by PPP on Jan 2, 2011 2:49 AM EST up reply actions

Chris Neil's a nice guy in person off the ice

And that’s all I have to say about him.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:49 AM EST up reply actions

Good for him. I know lots of guys that are great off the ice and become pussy shit-talking losers when they put skates on.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Jan 2, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions

You don't think he's at all a heavyweight?

Or is this just more homerism? I can’t fault you for that.

I would consider him a heavyweight, though perhaps not an elite one.

by Mike Hurley on Jan 2, 2011 2:50 AM EST up reply actions

What do you consider Rick Rypien?

Physically I’m bigger than him, but he can dance with the heavyweights.

Save me the “beat up the fan” and “out for personal reasons” jokes. Genuine question.

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by Ryan Classic on Jan 2, 2011 2:51 AM EST up reply actions

I've never been a fan of his.

I feel that a guy like Boogaard would eat him whole.

by Mike Hurley on Jan 2, 2011 2:53 AM EST up reply actions

His Dad’s a boxer!!!

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by Chemmy on Jan 2, 2011 9:25 AM EST up reply actions

Rypien’s a fighter for sure. A buddy of mine knows his family from northern bc or something and apparently all he and his brothers do up there is fight.

Carkner’s not in the same class. Neil’s a turtle.

by Leaf in Habland on Jan 2, 2011 9:57 AM EST via mobile up reply actions

"or something"... "apparently"

Throw the word “allegedly” in there and you’d have a hat trick for words and phrases that ruin the believability of a story.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions

You don’t have to believe me. I just can’t remember the details right now.

by Leaf in Habland on Jan 2, 2011 3:00 PM EST up reply actions

I think Carkner is not in the NHL to fight, he’s in the NHL to play hockey. I don’t think he’s a heavyweight because I don’t use those terms to classify non-fighters.

In my mind he’s a player that can fight and he shouldn’t have to always fight actual fighters.

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by PPP on Jan 3, 2011 5:29 PM EST up reply actions

I admit my earlier tweet was childish… only because that’s what the guy at the bar kept yelling over and over again. I thought it was funny enough to tweet before all hell broke loose.
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Believe me or not.. I know I didn’t record the thing. Just thought I’d pass along the craziness I saw.

by danvrtsng on Jan 2, 2011 3:59 AM EST reply actions

Wait, was the guy yelling this sentence over and over (which isn’t funny at all, it’s ridiculously immature) the same guy who was allegedly in a fight with Matt Carkner?

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by DarrenM on Jan 2, 2011 11:33 AM EST up reply actions