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Ouch! My Groin!

Who: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Colorado Avalanche

What: Game #4 of the Regular Season. Leafs 3-0-0 (6), Avs 4-1-0 (8)

Where: Air Canada Centre in Toronto Canada

When: TV - 7:00pm on RSNO, Versus (US). Radio - AM640 Toronto

The Leafs will look to continue their early season success against the uglier-than-Yeti boys from Denver. Take the jump for some thoughts on the matchup and the projected rosters.

Star-divide

Jean-Sebastien Giguere and his surgically repaired groin make a visit to the ACC tonight.  The Avalanche are coming off a big shootout win over the Habs on Saturday, and have scored an impressive 17 goals through their first five games.  I caught a bit of the Avs-Habs showdown and I wasn't really impressed by Colorado.  Mostly, Carey Price stunk up the joint.  One thing the Leafs do need to be concerned about is the penalty kill.  Colorado has six powerplay goals so far and their top-six is fairly talented.  Matt Duchene and future Leaf Paul Stastny provide one of the best one-two punches at center in the NHL, and they're flanked by some decent goal scorers.  David Jones and Milan Hejduk will need to be watched closely by the Leafs defense.

 

On the other hand, the Leafs have Phil Kessel.

 

Toronto

MacArthur - Grabovski - Kulemin

Lupul - Bozak - Kessel

Frattin - Lombardi - Armstrong

Dupuis - Steckel - Brown

Gunnarsson - Phaneuf

Liles - Schenn

Franson - Komisarek

Reimer

 

Colorado

Lidstrom - Duchene - Hejduk

Jones - Stastny - Kobasew

Landeskog - O'Reilly - Winnik

McLeod - McClement - Galiardi

Hejda - Johnson

Quincey - O'Brien

Wilson - O'Byrne

Giguere

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WOOOOOO! one day off between games? I like. Hopefully i can jump into the GDT to get some Leafs action in tonight, unless the lady’s working on her book again.

I need a second computer if this keeps up.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to share a computer with the wife? Poor guy….I must have a personal computer accessible only to me. The wife is responsible for getting her own computer.

by Goosemonster on Oct 17, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

We just each have a laptop, though if hers is closer I generally just use it when it’s available. She hardly uses mine though because it’s not a fancy macbook.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, the Leafs have Phil Kessel.

Yeah, seems like a fair fight.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Reim’d

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green’d

Never stop believing. Go Leafs Go.

by MLS on Oct 17, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blue’d

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jedi’d

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

it made you that wet?

Glory glory Man United, AND the other MU, AAAAnd the Leafs. Experiencing cheering whiplash for decades..

by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

They won’t have too, Kessel will deke Giguere’s and his groin right into the dressing room.

That sounded dirty

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football’d

Never stop believing. Go Leafs Go.

by MLS on Oct 17, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moleman’d.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who IS this fake... This pretender.... This so-called "Mole Man."

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by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Barney’s movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin.

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by kulewhip on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

We should remind them about how cheap we got Liles for.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go invade their threads! Come back with bounty.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, save your brain and don’t go there.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That was hilarious.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

They have THREE FIRST LINES.

A rookie and two guys who can’t score 30 points are a first line who will dominate play against Lombardi and Armstrong.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brought to you by the same people who thought it apt to compare Semyon Varlamov’s performance thus far to Patrick Roy’s performance over a similar portion of his career a few months ago.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

They traded a potential top 5 pick for Varlamov. I’d have gone fucking nuts too.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true. Gotta find some way to make sense of the madness.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well at least it wasn’t two potential top 5 picks and a second

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 17, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like when we did it for Toskala? (sure we weren’t a lottery pick the year before, but we definitely weren’t a playoff team and Varlamov is a better goalie)

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes that trade was stupid but I didn’t pull the trigger.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I nearly pulled the trigger… to my head.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

How dare you mention the sieve.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody else pointed it out (Be26 maybe) and it gave me a sad.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you’re a jerk for pointing that out.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think these guys actually deserve the “plan the parade” tag.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

First off, love '59 sound :)

Second: I don’t think anyone thinks that the Avs can win the Cup this year, but I think everyone is hoping that in 3-5 years they can be contenders once again.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be honest: my perspective has been greatly shaped by the great “Avs fans vs. Desjardins” beat-down of 09/10.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linkage?

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was like dozens of posts at BTN pointing out the Avs were primed for a fall, Avs fans screaming Gabe was wrong, and then him being proven 100% correct.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, kind of like that

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehehe.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

everyone is hoping that in 3-5 years they can be contenders once again.

I’d hope most fans have this expectation for their respective team.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You just know we’re gunna get shut out tonight. I will be the least surprised person here.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 1:29 PM EDT reply actions  

respectfully shut your blasphemous hole

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

no. Giggy’s getting a shutout.

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I wanted the leafs to win tonight

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if you try sometime you find You get what you need.

I need a Leafs win

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you count pulling his groin while saving the first shot of the night and getting replaced as a shutout, then yeah, total shutout coming up.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Part of me thinks losing would all be part of a plan to avoid going 4-0 again. It may be for the best.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lindstrom, Kobasew and David “shooting percentage” Jones are half their top six. Christ. Someway, somehow, Kessel and Stastny deserve each other.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 1:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Avs fans at MHH are fucking delusional.

They’re hoping that they can get Landeskog, O’Reilly and Winnik matched up against our easy pickings third line of LOMBARDI ARMSTRONG AND FRATTING.

What the Christ

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im sure not fratting about that outcome.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Avs fans are never delusional.

/checks archives of every delusional Avs-fan comment on the entire Internet from 09/10

/laughs

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The flame war is warming up over there

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor Gabe. He had to deal with them for an entire year.

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 17, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good to me!

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boyes/Leino/Ennis is a way better third line than Landeskog/O’Reilly/Winnik that and they don’t strike fear into the hearts of anybody.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buff has a pretty good Top 9.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m quite pleased with “Luke Adam first line center”

It’ll probably crash and burn eventually, but we’ll cross that bridge later.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m quite pleased because he was available on almost all my fantasty leagues.

Vanek + Adam, yes please.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am enjoying the shit out of that thread, I don’t even need to say something

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes you will.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said need, doesn’t mean I wont

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant you’ll enjoy it. I sure did.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair to Jones besides his rookie season he has had a 17, 25, 17% SH%. Maybe he is one of those players who can keep it high?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Possible, but still less than 150 GP.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know. Still quite something and not just one season.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be pretty fucking epic

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’d be ecstatic if he could stay healthy and score 30 goals.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

I want to send hima roll of bubble wrap.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have connolly. Go away with your whining about David Jones.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never submitted a picture – I really don’t have many pictures of me besides wedding ones. Somehow that seemed weird to submit…

by Goosemonster on Oct 17, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

FLYERROB submitted a whole boatload of wedding pictures, honeymoon pictures, him in the military pictures… surely it can’t get weirder than that. If you want you can crop out everyone but you. Or if you’re too lazy I’ll just crop it anyway, I’m not drawing anybody’s wife (unless she’s a member here, like Sergei Puckizin and Mrs. Puckizin).

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pronger? Izzat you???

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha – I thought the same thing. Justin Bieber meets Chris Pronger, with maybe a bit of Spezza in there too.

I had something really clever to say here. But I forgot.

by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that a lot of people comment on and rec the caricatures in the threads when I post them, much more so than on the actual Fanshot itself. I actually intend the comments with the caricatures as a kind of news flash to get people who comment on the Game Preview and GDT threads but don’t travel to the Fanshot section that the newest one is out. Should I even bother making a Fanshot for these, or would they work better just as comments in the Game Previews or GDT’s?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do both. You don’t get as many recs because the Fanshots aren’t a major thoroughfare like the GDT is; but the GDT is just that, the middle of the street. Not the best place to store art. I look forward to seeing the line of caricatures down the right side, and I’ll click on the ‘shot if I didn’t see the latest one in the GDT, which will often happen.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

My laugh is much manlier than Jason Spezza’s, I assure you

Sometimes it seems this cycle never ends, we slide from top to bottom then we turn and climb again.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MHH is currently yelling at elseldo for making a 10 year drought joke after they brought up 1967.

Just wow.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe you’re a member of the wrong blog.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to offer a field trip tonight, but I’m afraid PPP members will be scared away.

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

or banned when giggy gets lit up

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ve been offered Waffles if our 3rd line dominates theirs.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why are our third lines playing each other?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking this the whole time, 3rd lines don’t exclusively play 3rd lines.

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by kulewhip on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont know about you but I want our shut down line shutting down their shut down line! else they might shut us down!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are no 3rd lines, only 1st lines.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

three of them!

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by kulewhip on Oct 17, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, their third line plays top lines all the time. Really. (not really)

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I missed all the fun, weekend dad says we arn’t allowed to go over and play at Patricks house anymore

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, they are smoking the crack over there.. mile high indeed.

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
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by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

it was fun.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anybody wants to know why we’re such assholes about fact checking and basic analytic skills please go read MHH’s game preview.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:03 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please tell me what in my preview was incorrect. I would surely like to fix it if so.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant your commenters, your preview is fine.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, thanks. I get pretty anal about making sure my information is correct. Just wanted to make sure.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your preview was good and I read Jibble and DDC’s work frequently.

Personally I can’t help but laugh that in truly a reasonable hockey discussion people running MHH threatened to ban us for trolling after making 1967 jokes.

Really MHH’s comment section comes off as both clueless and humorless.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who threatened to ban you?

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was more of a “stop arguing or i’ll temp ban everyone” than Chemmy in particular.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, honestly, I think everyone should just chill over there, PPP and MHH included. I hate it when this kind of crap happens. Lessens everyone. But that may just be me.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a reasonable hockey discussion.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree. =)

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really it all started when some MHH members started making unfounded claims that the Landeskog line would do some damage against the Lombardi line. We called them on it, couldn’t get an answer beyond “they’ve been amaaaazing for 5 straight games now”, and so we started the logical next step of sarcastic mocking.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough. I do think you all may be underestimating that line. They’ve given fits to every team we’ve played so far. But we’ll see what happens tonight. The Leafs may have them figured out.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s easy to give fits to shitty opposition. Steckel-Dupuis-Brown have done much the same against similarly shitty opposition. I’m under no illusion they’re anything more than a 4th line.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying we have four top lines?

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually consider our 1st line on the Marlies also a 1st line, so we have 5 first lines.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kadri – Colborne – Crabb would also run roughshod over Winnik – Landeskog – O’Reilly so

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But their opposition hasn’t been shitty. I think that’s where the heart of this issue is. They’ve been spending some time facing the top lines of the other teams.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their opposition based on objective metrics has been horrible.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone faces the occasional 1st line shift but Gabe’s data tells a very different story.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Gabe’s stuff would be pretty telling. I thought I saw a comment by Jibs saying they were facing tougher opposition. I may be wrong.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

They rank last on the Avs in corsi rel QoC.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. There goes my burgundy-colored opinion of them!

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

  • Columbus – Vermette, Atkinson (recently sent down), and Brassard. At the 13 minute mark, you can see they’ve got a short shift against Nash/Carter/Prospal. Given that Columbus had last change, I’d bet that they were pulled off the ice to avoid being played against Columbus’ top line, though they do a full shift at 26 and 29, and score against Nash at 59. http://www.timeonice.com/default.html?GameNumber=20034&submit=Go

These aren’t even stats – the truth is, they haven’t been spending much time facing the top lines of other teams. At all.

One of the things I did notice, though, was that they scored against Nash and Spezza while they happened to be on the ice together. I bet that’s where this mistaken information is coming from.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

If only we didn’t get sent home from the other thread for making trolling comments like this. Some Avs fans might appreciate this kind of succinctly-summarized research.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, we didn’t send anyone home and we would have definitely found that information interesting, especially they way he presented it (read: not dickish)

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may not have been “sent home” but there were repeated and rather explicit “STFU or get banned” messages. I think it was our papa, not yours, who actually made the decision to send the kids home without staying for the juice boxes.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

(read: not with Corsi QoC)

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not true. Jibs posts Corsi all the time. We make fun of him for it, of course, but facts over “hahahahahahaha” is always welcome.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.milehighhockey.com/2011/10/17/2495596/game-6-preview-colorado-avalanche-toronto-maple-leafs#80432446

I’m just saying, that was the response when Chemmy brought it up – Jibs is the only one to reply with a relevant comment.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you saying nobody got banned?

Might want to check in with your subordinates if that’s the case.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or yourself, being that you banned me all personal like.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it was me. I’m sure you’ll get over it.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still got a hyphenated last name.

Which is always funny.

Any chance you also own a big hat?

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by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel I’m missing a joke here, but no, I do not own a big hat.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny.

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by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was reading through that thread. You deserved it.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that was mostly the point of even going there in the first place.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You did send people home: you banned them yourself, and if this comment is “dickish” you need to get over yourselves:

In the past five games the Avs third line has had the lowest Corsi Rel QoC on the team. They play sheltered minutes (which is a good idea with young players developing).

Going against Lombardi and Armstrong is not sheltered minutes.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh, I don’t think that’s dickish at all. the powder blue is kind of girly, but I’m not going to blame you for that

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

girly
lol

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, rule 5. Well done.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And like I said in the thread over at MHH, I’m not doubting that Landeskog will be a very good player in the future. Hell, I also said I bet that he’ll score tonight, since all NHL rookies score a goal the first time they face Toronto. But my point regarding the “3rd vs 3rd” discussion was that some of the members at MHH would be foolish to (1) hold Landeskog et al up like the 2nd coming after 5 games and (2) dismiss the defensive and shutdown abilities of Toronto’s 3rd line so quickly.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I enjoy watching the Avs 3rd line and wish them continued success in the future.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

/QI obvious answer buzzer

Oh, Alan, Alan, Alan. The Avs don’t have 3rd lines, only multiple 1st lines.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your fellow Avs fans won’t take kindly to you insulting the third first line like that.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

This 3 1st lines thing is going to an “In Columbus” level meme.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey chemmy, what happens if I call you a water boiling container who calls other water boiling containers a dark colour despite you yourself being said dark colour?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god.

he went there.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a banning.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's science.

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then your hockey team has three first lines who are all excellent despite the fact that based on previous NHL best points in a season those three guys are a marginal single first liner.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch, sick burn

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um, I believe it’s the “Thirst” line, Chemmy. If you’re going to insult their stupid made up lines, at least do it correctly.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, now I get it. Thirst. Could also call it the Fird line, rhymes with Turd line.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They aren’t French Canadian

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

not when you have the handy dandy sarcasm font

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

How can we compete with three 1st lines?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, the lines are all scoring equally. It’s a big stretch, I know, to call them all first lines. (I’d argue none of them are a true first line as the team is sorely lacking in top-tier wingers. I mean, Kobasew on the first line? lololol) But they all have offensive weapons that have been giving the Avs wins lately.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your PP has been giving Colorado wins. At evens you’re being outscored.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, special teams do win games. If the PP is scoring and the PK is killing it (which it is), then chances are you will win the game. No?

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

People have studied this and evens is more important—extreme PK/PP performance like this is unsustainable. You’re something like 7-2 on ST.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do realize that. I was being a bit snarky there.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry—part of the problem with these expeditions is we don’t recognize when visitors are joking.

"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift

by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe that was the main issue over at MHH too, just, you know, the other way around.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s funny because it’s true.

I had something really clever to say here. But I forgot.

by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No worries. I figured that was the case. It’s all good.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Varlamov.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs had a problem like that, before MGK really clicked last year. We described it as having “no top lines.”

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I called it sucking.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

God did we ever suck

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should’ve called it “having 3 top lines” instead. I think it would’ve been like calling that team “differently able.”

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s kinda like what we have. Our top six is really/has really been more of a 2A/2B arrangement. On one side, Kessel is the best player on the team, but the MGK line has altogether been the best unit.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike @ MHH

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike @ MHH posted no fewer than three times that if we didn’t stop trolling he’d ban everyone with a PPP membership.

I hope Jibblescribbits escapes unharmed.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he contributes there anymore

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a PPP member. He comments here.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is still an active member of MHH. He’s never been on staff.

The 2011-2012 Colorado Avalanche: a mean, junkyard dog looking for revenge

by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not getting along? TROLLING!
Sarcastic remarks? TROLLING!
Not adding sufficiently to the healthy growth of the discussion? TROLLING!

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Asking what they define as “trolling”? TROLLING

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that :(

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I guess I don’t need to comment on Avs blogs…

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure why (too curious), but I’m skimming the MHH comments now and am actually feeling dumber for having done so.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

one guy kept referencing hfboards trades like they meant something
that is all you really have to know about that place

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

“His brain is affected,” said the blind doctor.
The elders murmured assent.
“Now, what affects it?”
“Ah!” said old Yacob.
“This,” said the doctor, answering his own question. “Those queer things that are called the eyes, and which exist to make an agreeable depression in the face, are diseased, in the case of Nunez, in such a way as to affect his brain. They are greatly distended, he has eyelashes, and his eyelids move, and consequently his brain is in a state of constant irritation and distraction.”
“Yes?” said old Yacob. “Yes?”
“And I think I may say with reasonable certainty that, in order to cure him complete, all that we need to do is a simple and easy surgical operation—namely, to remove these irritant bodies.”
“And then he will be sane?”
“Then he will be perfectly sane, and a quite admirable citizen.”

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Why do I recognize this?

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

“The Country of the Blind” by H. G. Wells.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, 2nd year English class coming back.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha, yeah! same here.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

MHH falls somewhere between TSN comments and MLHS.

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

This one time, a guy told them that they weren’t very good, even though they made the playoffs. Sure, they were a first round exit, and the next year, they were a lottery team, but that guy is mean, so now they don’t like numbers.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumb commenting I can handle, a dumb admin who threatens to ban people who disagree or post counterpoints annoy me.

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by article1 on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are several comments there to the effect of “well that was as much fun as we’ve had in a GDT”.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leaf fans make everything better!

thats why so many non-Leaf fans hang out with us

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re also the Bobo doll of handy targets to have around when you’re not feeling good about your own team. Many of us even take the shots with good humour.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes we will respect you more if you can insult us intelligently.

we have no respect for ottawa fans

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by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll never understand how we have so little respect for a team that has won 11 Cups

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was great. Simple and succinct. The comments on the other hand are…interesting.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

You called Giguere a goaltender

/ohnoidi-int

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I dunno how “respectable” Giggy’s .908 was.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compared to Elliott, Budaj and Anderson? That’s freakin’ Vezina numbers. lol.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The horrifying thing is that

Anderson went from sub-.900 save percentage to Vezina-quality numbers…by moving to Ottawa.

Ottawa.

A team with one credible defenseman.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has awful numbers this year with Ottawa.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s doing pretty well considering the Senators don’t bother to cover anybody in the defensive zone.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

0.853 isn’t good by any standards.

I’m not saying he’s going to be shit all year but he put up .937 with almost the same defense after the trade last year.

He hasn’t been good.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note that i only saw their game against the red wings, and made sweeping generalizations as a result.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am not sure who was playing at the end of last year, but they added Gonchar (who I believe was injured for most of the time Andy was there), Runblad, and Cowen. Also their forwards don’t appear to know what back checking is. They must think its illegal unless its November like crosschecking.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Ouch! My Groin!” about the Avs’ G who isn’t Varlamov… not exactly a tandem that’s built to last, is it?

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by J.P. on Oct 17, 2011 2:04 PM EDT reply actions  

50/50 odds it shuts us out tonight.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys post the top 10 draft rankings every day and just chat gleefully?

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally I’m hoping Washington gets Yakupov. They’ll be good for a long time with or without him and if it prevents Ottawa from getting him I’m all for it.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right. Oh no, the best team in the East got better. Whoop de do. We’ll never compete with them for a playoff spot for awhile.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, let all the lotto picks we arn’t getting go to the west so if we ever need to worry about them in any significant way they can thrash each other for 3 playoff rounds before we have to bother

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey guys, when we draft Yakupov or Grigorenko, should we have them play with Ovechkin or on the second line with Alex Semin? You know, to balance out the total offensive domination?

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they probably complain about how even with more talent than the rest of their division combined, their 4th line RW still desperately needs an upgrade because the Caps should have a fucking all-star at every goddamned position.

Caps fans are like bizarro Avs fans. So spoiled.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy, tiger.

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by J.P. on Oct 17, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like you and some other Caps folks and I really like your team but the whining about supposed holes in your roster last year got to me. “Oh woe is me, we only have Backstrom and Laich up the middle!”

There’s way more than enough talent there, it’s just a matter of how the cookie crumbles.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laich isn’t a second-line center on a Cup contending team, certainly not in the East. There were holes in the lineup. There are holes in the lineup. But there are holes in everyone’s lineup, and more of ’em on most teams than on the Caps.

Unquestionably this team’s failures have stemmed from more than just a lack of the “right” personnel, but to imply that fans shouldn’t analyze a team’s problems and desire upgrades as possible solutions is… odd.

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by J.P. on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a tone thing. Hard to explain unless you’re a fan of a team that doesn’t feature three guys who regularly go over PPG.

The Caps lineup is ridiculously stacked and asking for more talent is damn near impossible in a salary cap world… unless you can convince the best goalie in the league to sign for peanuts and fleece a crap team out of a lottery pick.

/shoots self.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Laich isn’t?

The guy who scored (for points by a center) 48th last year, 30th the year before (there are only 30 teams in the league…), and 33rd the year before.

Considering he is also good defensively, he is actually a damn good #2 C.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya I don't think Laich is bad for a 2C at all.

He’s not “we have crazy depth up the middle” 2C like PIT, LA but pretty damn good.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laich isn’t a second-line center on a Cup contending team

Imagine having Mathieu Perreault as your top line centre, then you can complain

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by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Boston have something like this dedicated to our 2nd 1st rounder?

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now we’re being threatened with being banned for “not getting along”.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop being so mean guys :(

Landeskog, O’Reilly and Winnik are a first line. Ok?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

who the fuck is winnik? like. Seriously.

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
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by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s 26 years old and has cracked the 20pt barrier twice in five seasons.

He’s part of one of Colorado’s numerous first lines.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost too many of them to count really.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Played for Phoenix for three seasons. Season high – 11G 15A… twice.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good lord.

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
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by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a first liner.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we could squeeze him on the fourth. Everyone OK with Winnik for Dupuis?

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently lines 1 & 2 are irrelevant tonight its all about the 3's
I’ll admit, I’ve not watched the Leafs so far this season. Just please, all you Leafs fans, don’t underestimate our 3rd line. They’ve looked amazing, and chemistry is a funny thing. They have it. Good things have been happening for them.

This debate on who’s 3rd line is better should probably be put on hold until after tonight’s game when both sides know a little more about the issue.

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Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
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by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s funny how they decided it was a debate about “who’s 3rd line is better”, when really it was about “your third line isn’t going to dominate our 3rd line like this guy said and then backpedaled on”

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is on their 3rd line?

by TheCeej on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winnik O’Reilly and Landeskog I believe we were politely informed.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Landeskog and two 3rd liners.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

O’Reilly could have a higher ceiling.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe he does. The kid is in his third season and only 20. He really is amazing defensively, which generally takes longer to develop. He’s starting to find his offense now. I think on a lot of teams, he could end up being a second line center.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if he is there yet, but in the long run. My guess is Stastny is gone before you guys are competitive and Duchene/O’Reilly is your 1/2

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So you’re saying the Avs won’t be competitive for minimum another 10 years? Stastny is still only 25.

Unless you mean Stastny will be traded to Toronto, in which case I agree completely.

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

His contract is up in 2.5 years. In addition to that I think they’ll be a cap floor team for as long as possible until they can compete because they don’t have the greatest financial muscle. I think he’ll be moved in the next 1-2 years.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Landeskog
Ryan O’Reilly
Daniel Winnik

Also it’s their third first line so please give them the respect they deserve.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s remarkable that a cap floor team can afford 3 first lines and Leafs have none!

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What a smart GM…

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by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder how many top pairings they have on D

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

4 of course.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Having you checked their qualcomp? They’ve been overrunning 4th lines. Congrats, they share that with Steckel-Dupuis-Brown, I guess we have four first lines.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see your four first lines and raise you four first lines, three top-2 defense pairings and two #1 goalies.
If someone wants to scrub together a fourth top-2 pairing out of Finger and Komi I’m all for it.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that. I pointed out their third line is playing sheltered minutes based on Corsi Rel QoC and got the following responses:

- They played 19 minutes in a game once
- They played the entire third period against Columbus
- Stats are dumb
- Stop trolling

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think corsi is akin to the sign of the devil at MHH right?

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It all started when Hawerchuk predicted their crash and burn a few years back.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, I referenced that above.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which seems hilarious. I mean, as a fan, it would suck that he was right. But after calling a shot like that, I’d have been a believer right then and there, rather than just plugging ears and shouting “la la la la la.”

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs’ continued terrible corsi is why I don’t have faith in this team as more than a Reimer production for now.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I look at the lineup we should be at least OK but we’re still getting trampled. Sigh.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We give up a lot of shots. We don’t really have a shutdown pairing yet.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It really is right where we left off last season

Lot of shots again, Reimer playing well (save for that Ottawa meltdown), above-average team shooting%

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. We know what’s going to happen and it’s going to kill me.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we haven’t played a good team yet. Let’s hope Kessel can counterpunch about 100 goals this year.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won’t play a good team until Thursday and then our schedule is:

Thu @ Boston
Sat @ Montreal
Mon @ Philadelphia
Thu @ New York Rangers
Sat vs. Pittsburgh

If we don’t go 6-0 there’s a good chance we’ll be 4-6 before we know it.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though even when the Leafs sucked last season, they had that week of hell in December, and didn’t they manage a 3-1-1 or 3-2-0 record or something?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to pull a Burtch, but I found it.

12/04/2010 vs. Boston 3 2 Win SO 9-12-4 W1 0.384
12/06/2010 at Washington 5 4 Win SO 10-12-4 W2 0.392
12/08/2010 at Pittsburgh 2 5 Loss 10-13-4 L1 0.378
12/09/2010 vs. Philadelphia 1 4 Loss 10-14-4 L2 0.364
12/11/2010 vs. Mtl. Canadiens 3 1 Win 11-14-4 W1 0.386

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

NYR without Staal and Montreal are winnable games. The other 3 will be very tough.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

MON might still be missing Cammelleri by then too.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the Ottawa-like 12 game streak of crazy unsustainable goaltending will be glorious while it lasts.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we eventually get to turn into the Boston fans that argue we have a great defense because we force other teams to take lots of shots from bad areas?

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Despite the fact that Tim Thomas makes 2 to 3 fish-out-of-water scramble saves each and every game, while his D stands around and watches?

by lucc on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connolly is going to come back and drive possession better than anyone in the league? That’s what’s going to happen, right? right?

oh…Okay.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

PDO can regress to the mean next year. This year PLAYOFFS!!!1

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Phaneuf and Gunnar’s play but the other four should be soundtracked by Benny Hill.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the Kulemin and Liles stand around while Glencross hammers a puck home first goal on Saturday.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

they had a week off, they were cold.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

this needs to be blue

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by Leafs_fan_in_Van on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The most annoying part

Was that the two of them fighting with each other for the puck 8 or so seconds earlier was just as bad.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think this contradicts your analysis, but a caveat nonetheless:
The Leafs have been ahead in games for 105:48 of 180 minutes this season, and Corsi is subject to score effects.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s a fair point.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

and boom goes the dynamite

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Note that the largest correction is one fenwick event.

So take away one shot/missed shot/blocked shot.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t find team fenwick/corsi data but we’re being outshot by TEN per 60 minutes at evens. That’s fucking terrible.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reimer

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Even with the Ottawa game, he’s .927, .944 at evens.

If he continues at that pace we make the playoffs, I just don’t think it’s sustainable.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sick of all this hippie bullshit talk about sustainability.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Show some freaking respect to your PPPhantasy King.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m in third and Crosby hasn’t played yet.

Keep the seat warm for me.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Operation: False Sense of Security is off to a booming start. You’ll all see.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

#WatchTheThrone

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve decided it’s all luck. I’m riding Jussi Jokinen, Doan and (the accidental) Backstrom. Meanwhile I’ve gotten nothing out of Boyle, Havlat, Niemi, Stamkos and Green, who I think were 5 of my top 6 picks.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quite the battle for the Oct 25th Ultimate Champion award you guys have going on.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no illusions, just wanted to gloat because I may not get another chance.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I encourage gloating whenever possible.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’m pretty great.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what I hate? DTD. Stupid malingerers Havlat and Niemi, I can’t even replace ’em.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. This is where no bench blows. I’ve had Cammalleri uselessly soaking up a spot forever.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

3rd periods we’ve been getting slaughtered, I’m not used to watching Leafs defend leads.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We also got slaughtered the first period vs. Mtl and first 10 minutes vs. Ottawa.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soo…. Stats be damned, we’re undefeated biatches?

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We were slaughtered for half of the Calgary game (the first period and last 10 minutes).

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow, really? that’s brutal. although the first period of the montreal game could be a lot of that.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, as I said, it’s a caveat only. I know this will come as a shock, so sit down, but I don’t think the Leafs are a 1.000 team.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a factor but my impression is we’re being outshot while tied too. I know stats.hockeyanalysis.com does corsi/fenwick while tied/up/trailing by player, is their a site that does it on a team-wide basis? Amazingly, Gabe’s site doesn’t have it.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all know Corsi is a made up stat and has zero value in hockey analysis

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, it is clearly biased because it constantly says that Detroit’s players are way better than Colorado’s players.

by smcs on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is that in determining Corsi, there’s a part that says “if the player is an Av, make it so they suck.” So it’s a conspiracy against Avs fans, and therefore shouldn’t be listened to.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking sorcery.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does it work?

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

magnets

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

They also flagged you for using stats and called you “one of them”

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure that was just an ongoing MHH joke.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

It definitely was a joke.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I’m aware, but I am just showing they are nuts. Clearly the use of memes is nuts.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except in November, when it matters.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like O’Reilly in the long run. But that comment is absolutely laughable.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was a shitty pick up from Phoenix. A C/W who is a solid 3rd liner WHEN he is on his game. 3rd/4th line tweener otherwise.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree on Winnik. I was hoping Galiardi would break out this year and make him totally obsolete. Something is up with that kid, though. He hasn’t played well at all.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have some faith in Galiardi in the long run but never more than a 40 point player. The only guys you have in your bottom 6 I can see really leaving it are O’Reilly, Landeskog, and Stoa (though he is not looking likely anymore).

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stoa (though he is not looking likely anymore).

Understatement of the year. Stoa is done, at least with the Avs. He has no idea that he is 6’3" and 200 lbs. Until he figures that out, he will be an AHLer. We have a guy named Mark Olver who is a feisty little bastard with some serious skill. The problem is he’s only 5’10", 170. If ever there was a perfect opportunity for body switching, that’s it. If Olver had Stoa’s size, he’d be a top power forward in this league. Alas, he’ll be lucky to make it into the NHL. It’s happened with small guys, so who knows. Just such a shame about Stoa.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fairly harmless arguments going on, most of which are actually about hockey.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP BEING SO MEAN OR I’LL BAN YOU

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP BEING MEME OR CHEMMY WILL BAN YOU

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

they got pissed faster than the habs guys

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

DON’T DISAGREE WITH ME I WATCHED THESE ROOKIES PLAY THREE GAMES

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

THE AVS ARE GONNA FINISH WITH 131 POINTS THIS YEAR BECAUSE SMALL SAMPLE SIZE TOLD ME SO

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Landeskog is good, but one of the knocks on him is that he was more mature and thus probably at the tail end of his development. Again, our “third line” has done a good job shutting teams down and has two NHL vets on it.

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I won’t tolerate trolling on this blog.

Keep it up and you’re banned.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also have some concerns about their team’s ability to compete in a tough conference. They lost to Detroit and beat Columbus. You needed a shootout to beat the Habs on a night where Price was brutal and Boston doesn’t give a shit because they just won the Cup.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Pronman said he’s an early developer so will look good as a rookie but may have a limited ceiling.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

which has gotten more and more ridiculous as Larsson has looked better and better in NJ.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll see how accurate that is in the long run. Pronman was really hot on that fact, but I wonder if some of it may have just been a hate on. Other scout’s liked him way more than that. If he does turn out to be very limited then Pronman will be a genius, but I am not so sure. Frankly if he turns into a 2nd/3rd line winger, Pronman’s predraft ranking of him is still ridiculous.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nevermind that last part (Pronman’s predraft ranking being ridiculous) he had him ranked 13th. I thought he had him ranked in the 30s.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I thought we got in enough shots in the habs thread to last a whole season…

….okay, who am I kidding, there can never be enough, especially in regards to habs fans.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we made more anti-hab jokes. All it took was to question their depth, which would be a valid hockey discussion.

Also, I found the “don’t come here and shit on our players and fans because we’re happy with our 4-1 start” rather rich. Going to have to save that line for later.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

like when someone tries to troll us when we go 4-0 after tonight?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

A guy over there just posted a total facepalm...
Their second line is the one that underwhelms me the most

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions

They have MGK listed as the second line on the preview…

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 goal between the three, waive ’em all

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Jibblescribbits’ work and DDC does a good job. I can’t believe how clueless a lot of people there are.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think any hope of other teams’ feeling “sorry” for the Leafs this year is long gone now.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good. I got tired of being a pity team years ago.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya I think that was the point of the original trip to HEOTP

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know who I pity?

the fool

I pity him hard

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a prediction for tonight’s match?

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also known as the beating you gave my fantasy team in PPPPP2… P.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

stomped you like a narc at a biker rally.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah pretty much. didn’t even think I had a particularly bad week either.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soon you won’t get backup goalies every game!

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To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will always get Miller. Always.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yes, but that’s because Lindy Ruff liked kicking the leafs when they were down.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s like MLHS with purple drapes

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by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jesus, high standards on that guy.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

You mean the same three guys that made up one of the top 5 scoring lines in the NHL last year?

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you see, what people did last year doesn’t matter. What have they done over these last 3 games? That’s what really matters.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

it sounds like that whole thread needs a 3SA!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather they underestimate than overestimate us. We should all tell them how crappy we are

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Similarly: between Duchene, Stastny, Stewart and Hejduk the Avs can fill the back of the net if the Leafs take this game lightly.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That Blue and Yellow thing he’s sportin these days doesn’t look much like an Avs jersey.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh right. lol

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Including Stewart was a bit of a lowblow, no?

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stewart plays for St. Louis now. They traded him AND Shattenkirk for Eric Johnson.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t trade Shattenkirk’s Twitter account for Eric Johnson.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because ShattDeuces is probably the best twitter handle anyone has ever come up with.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s the best.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

za-hing-a-her.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 17, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

very true

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO MAN

IT WAS FIVE! THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

reply fail. dammit.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

banned

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy laying down the law over there. We might get another e-mail out of this!

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:25 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hope so.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I don’t get is why they don’t just stop by to throw a few pineapples through the front window of the Loblaws.
Geez, talk about a lame pillow fight, they just got their mom to send us all home. I got there late, I didn’t even receive my juicebox!

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah I feel like he’s going to ban us from PPP for staying over there too long.

Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.

by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

For my part

I’m mostly trying to make up for having such a light trolling touch I couldn’t even get banned from the Habs blog.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding ding ding

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Winning tends to help with that. I can’t wait to see what happens around here when he have a playoff team.

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by T is for Truculence on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

/curmudgeon’d.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rule #5 exists for the betterment of everyone.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don’t try to translate language into math or back again.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

FWIW

A lot of folks are downing the Kool Aid as they’re relishing in the fact that we’ve actually seen our team win lately. We call each other out pretty well.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, agree to disagree.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps saying we usually call each other out well would have been better. ;-)

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think so Cheryl. The fact that this is the most wins the Avs have had as, you know, almost the entire second half of last season has people happy. But I think a lot of sarcasm was there and people were missing it too.

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by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed. It’s funny how quickly the sarcasm meter is turned off when it’s another team’s fans saying it, eh?

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much. There were a couple moments when I went “I think I need more coffee”.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Is this right?

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there any way to make it blue-er.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get it to morally support the OWS protests without actually getting involved?

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, cut that out, those people mean well!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

fwiw...

it wasn’t as painful as trying to read even 5 posts from the flyers blog.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 2:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I happen to like BSH.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did until they banned Flyer Rob.

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too. They chart like a muthafucka

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Broad Street Hockey is one of maybe four SBN hockey blogs worth reading.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

There, here...

Hockey Wilderness and Arctic/Behind The Net?

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Second City Hockey as well.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Copper N’ Blue does good work as well.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like their stuff.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derek Zona is a lovable curmudgeon for sure.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like some of there regulars (bloggers are obviously good).

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nucks Misconduct is cool too, despite their crappy choice in team

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not going to name names.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also I don’t count us or BehindTheNet in the four. Obviously I like both a lot.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i only read PPP

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE BLOG?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t need anymore than that

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE TEAM! ONE BLOG!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thirded!

Or is it, Thirsted?

Doesn’t matter, the first three are all the same anyway.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED@

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

And ban me too for missing the !

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has anyone been banned from ppp?

by jeffgm on Oct 17, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

so very many
I take personal responsibility for pushing at least half of them over the edge

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are dam good Jared, dam good

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

honoured with spelling mistakes!

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he just means Jared is really good at plugging rivers

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a good lay up

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s exactly what I meant………

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are such an internet tough guy.

Keep that sig forever!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

it is very apt is it not?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is so apt, that calling it apt doesnt describe it’s aptyness

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I take personal responsibility pride for pushing at least half of them over the edge

sounded like something a person who was apologizing would say.

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

ever?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh absolutely

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Copper N Blue

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey wilderness is boring fan-wise (no one around). But the bloggers are good.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

BSH, Arctic Ice Hockey, Japer’s Rink and Five For Howling, that’s the list you were thinking of, yes?

/youdon’treallyappreciatemembershipatpppuntilyougetbanned

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Five for Howling buddies

Support Your Local Coyotes Blog - Five For Howling

by Yotes Lover on Oct 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was once an Avs fan….and then I turned 11.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I will admit to liking purple once, too.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

once Sakic was gone it was basically pointless for me

Go Leafs Go!....and if not than at least we don't have Lebda

by Zak Young on Oct 17, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I again cheered for them in 2001 to win the Cup, but that was after the Leafs were out and fuck New Jersey.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the Nordiques and that carried over to the Avs for a while but I seemed to lose the love as they lost their hate for Montreal

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol @ aulie on MHH →

RELEASE THE KRAKEN (Burtch)

[insert witty remark about being on twitter here]

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 17, 2011 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
MGK Lover

by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

He would destroy that place. Destroy it.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it would be post apocalyptic

Glenn Healy..go fuck yourself.
MGK Lover

by Future_considerations on Oct 17, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, I think they would destroy him, as a result of his head exploding from the pure stupidity

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’d ban him after post 4

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and by post 4 you mean reply 3 right?

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by elseldo on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that he is a teacher, god imagine what his fact checking is on papers

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

you read that he’s a good teacher? from where?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah

Unsolicited personal attack much? Or am I misreading your comment?

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

misread. it’s a legitimate question. was there a story in the Toronto Star I missed or something?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

SPERO didn’t say “good”, and Steve has stated in a number of places on PPP that he’s a teacher by profession. There’s nothing more to be said on the subject than that, yes? ;)

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow. i totally misread that. i read it as “I read he was a good teacher.”

reading is not one of my fortes.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotcha, thanks for the clarification.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be honest – he could be a very good teacher. But if we could trade him for a unicorn, I’d do it in a heartbeat, stats be damned.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t know his age. but i suspect teaching skill peaks at about 30.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

..

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t we all?

Wait a minute…

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yes, he could very well be a very good teacher.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I TOO CAN READ!!! I CAN READ BETTER THAN ANYONE

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s the only teacher whose notes on an essay cover more paper than the original essay.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in Uni I once had a prof write I kid you not probably 1500 words on my 1000 word essay and then gave me a A-. Seriously how does that even make sense.

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you mean post #4 in the first chain or chain #4?

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’d have made 5 more posts by the time the ban processed though.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'm calling a Liles hat trick.

It’s time for the “face old team” curse to fuck someone else.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah MHH reminded me, Dupuis is also a former member of the Avalanche.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah. I have yet to go a full day remembering he exists.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to the Leafs/sens game two saturdays ago, standing room tickets, and it took me until the third to remember who the fuck #11 was.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will personally settle for a combined 3 goals from him and Dupuis

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

they always screw us over. I expect Dupuis to kill the Avs tonight.

It's all about Winnik

by Sandie Gauthier on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Avalanche’s #4 point scorer last year is now on our team.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 2:42 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re talking about Dupuis, right?

/notserious

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and I hated that trade from Day 1. Love Liles. I’m very jealous you have him on the team. Dupuis as well. Two seriously great guys there.

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by Cheryl Bradley on Oct 17, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

both fan favorites

I am the most humble blogger of all time

by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

really, Dupuis? He seems like a jerk. Admittedly I’ve only read one interview

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m still trying to make the rumour that he orders food at For Your Eyes Only stick.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re just saying that because you have bad breath.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

/eating mints

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Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Their # 1,3,6, and 8 players by PPG are gone

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t forget #18.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

personally

I can’t wait until both our teams go back to sucking, so that all this cocky posturing becomes funny again

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We know our team sucks.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

We like to pretend they don’t though

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself. WE RULE, FUCK ALL Y’ALL.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, clearly the Leafs are the best team to be a fan of, I just don’t think they’re good at hockey.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, they’re pretty good, don’t be that way.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

PLAYOFFS 2012!!!1

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we’ll be eliminated from contention in the last week of the season.

I think we have young pieces that are growing and developing and could be good down the road.

I think Burke has gotten us some pieces in unconventional ways that are paying dividends.

I don’t think we’re “good” in the sense that we should be expecting the postseason.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think we’re better than the Avs

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say we’re “good” enough that being in the weak East would make it unsurprising to slip into one of the last playoff spots. Of course, the spots right after them would be similarly unsurprising.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now this is the kind of optimism that keeps me going!

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know that’s what you meant, I was just fucking with you.

And while I dont’ think we should ‘expect’ the post-season, I won’t be stunned either if we’re still in the hunt for one of the last two spots come March.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re not even in the hunt in March where do we go? Sell everything older than Phil Kessel and tank?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Grabbo’s the only “old” guy I’d sell as part of a firesale (since no one would want Komi and I want to keep Dion). I think more important would be putting together packages for a top forward and UFA for a top D.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy another 2nd.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy another draft pick for a shitty team that’s rebuilding. Why oh why would a team like the leafs want another stupid ass draft pick.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah forgot about him.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we want a top forward, deal with the Avs, they have 9 of them… two in particular would be easy to pry away form them

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo screams high trade value to me. He was absolutely terrific last year, but that may partially be attributable to chemistry, he’s 27, and due for a pretty big payday if he continues to do well this year. Obviously this assumes his trade value is decent and he isn’t willing to take a “hometown discount”, if that’s an actual thing.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of you considering anything but re-signing Grabovski to a 5 year contract should be taken behind the shed and shot.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to be a guy who can get behind using charts.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not going to get into it now but I have beef with the peaking at 25 thing.

Not the concept that players get worse after a certain age, but the actual data and grouping collected isn’t representative for all players.

Maybe i’ll eventually make a fanpost about it but more likely I’ll give up halfway because it takes too long.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re right. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were a bi-modal distribution. or more.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear ya. BTN’s chart incorporates players in other professional leagues, so it may not be strictly representative of those who are consistently NHL quality (though I’m not sure how you would look exclusively at those players, since injury and opportunity are such huge factors).
I still think this is important data, since I still encounter people who believe that most NHL players peak at 27-30. This just isn’t reasonable.
Which players peak when becomes the interesting question. There’s also the issue of how you build your team: do you assume that the 23-year-old will improve to achieve an unknown potential, or do you bet on the 27-year-old only regressing a bit from a known high?
Here’s my take-home opinion on this: according to the data I have, Grabovski has probably peaked already. I would welcome evidence that suggests he is a type of player that peaks later.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

i was think ovechkin might be another poster child for peaking

by jeffgm on Oct 17, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may well have peaked, but I don’t think the decline is sharp enough that we have to trade him. IMO he’ll be a useful and skilled player for another contract (3-5 years).

Shipping off good players for lottary tickets isn’t really the way I hope we’re building this team anymore.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

What complicates the picture is the fact that he’s a UFA after this year and due for a very large raise if he keeps up the kind of production that will make us want to keep him. He may well be very productive for a few more years, but the price may be increasingly disproportionate.
I don’t know how much he wants; I don’t know how much we can get for him. Those factors could completely reverse my opinion that he’s a valuable trade asset right now. If the return is going to be a late 1st and he’d willing to sign for $4.5M per for 4 years, I’m all for keeping him.
I should say that I agree that I don’t want “lottery tickets”, but rather controllable younger assets.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

No because we’re going to trade out first at the deadline for a run for the 8th position.

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by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

for 14 games of Parise, who then darts July 1.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re leaching our brains?!?!?!

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

To the beer store.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to think about it. It’s Oct 17th and we’re 3 and 0 and Phil kessel is on fucking fire.

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by daoust on Oct 17, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll be too busy drooling over Kessel’s 105 goals in March to worry about such trivialities.

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by Ubiquitous on Oct 17, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

we should just start the tracker now so we can watch as he breaks Gretzky’s record and scores 50 goals in 30 games.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope MGK starts producing. The moment Kessel stops producing we’re boned if noone else is there. Without Kessel we’d be 1-2 right now.

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by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT reply actions  

At least he’s more likely to keep scoring than MacArthur and Brent were last year.

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are hilarious. Toronto’s always been my second favorite team, and you all cemented it with the waffles. I died reading that post. Good luck and stuff, tonight.
and now:

You have John Liles
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by THEKINGOFHOCKEY on Oct 17, 2011 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This…. is amazing.

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by kulewhip on Oct 17, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel Bark loved it

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god.

A pug and waffles?

I do enjoy strange looking buggy eyed brachycephalic creatures. <3

by THEKINGOFHOCKEY on Oct 17, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s Wendel. He eats anything vaguely food like that he can get to.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never tell if your comments about your dog are jokes or insane.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can never tell if your’re comments about your dog are jokes or insane.

…too soon?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lady walking a pug through a park. Pug darts off toward some benches, thoroughly sniffs around and under each of them, including at the feet of people sitting at one. Owner walks over: “Sorry, he found some food under there once.”

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by puckurgently on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

One time we went apple picking. We had a ton of apples. One fell on the floor and Wendel starting playing with it. Very cute. But he was getting apple bits everywhere so we put him and the apple in his cage to play with.

5 minutes later he had eaten the entire apple: core, seeds, stem, everything.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was faster than that. We gave him the apple to play with and figured 30s couldn’t hurt. I think he swallowed it whole.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a picture on my computer at home with him holding it in his mouth. It was nearly as big as his head.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an apple.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

one time my dog ate an entire bag of Campinos. They were individually wrapped. She meticulously opened ever wrapper and ate the entire bag.

commence astonishment:

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was younger our dog opened and at a whole box of Pot of Gold right around Christmas. Ferocious diarrhea ensued and continued for days.

by TheCeej on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, chocolate will do that to a dog.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially a small dog.

by TheCeej on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or kill it.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

My lab likes to do what we call “counter surfing”. If he’s in the house and you turn your back for one second, he’ll be up on the counter with his front paws and snout hunting for food. His favourite is bread, he’ll tear open the end of the bag, flip it up above his head, and start an avalanche of bread down into his mouth. He can finish off an entire loaf in under 20 seconds.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a hilarious mental image. Labs are the best!

by TheCeej on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you try to stop him he’ll run away shaking the bread around side to side, crumbs everywhere, and snarf down the slices when he can.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ever give a dog a bone from a rib roast? That thing will be clean in minutes, and a big dog will crunch up and eat the whole damn thing.

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by The '67 Sound on Oct 17, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel has terrible breath. It’s like arousal death. So Chemmy decided to get him those Greenie breath freshener bones. They’re about 6 inches long. He chewed on it for about 30 seconds and then swallowed it whole. He was fine.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

we used to give my dog buffalo bones. she’d eat the entire thing. they were probably as big as Chemmy’s pug.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the stickers that are all over it?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 18, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds like a pug alright. My dog ate a computer mouse once. We should introduce them so that they can eat stuff together.

And then poop it out and look at it.

by THEKINGOFHOCKEY on Oct 17, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Godd Till’s brother’s pug swallowed a razor blade and pooped it out unharmed.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our family’s dog ate a full meatstick, including the stick… about 2 weeks later she regurgitated the entire wooden stick, pointy end and all… she was fine.

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by BetterThanBester on Oct 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, what’s a meatstick?

Obligatory: TWSS, your mom, etc.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

A redneck shish kebab?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s basically a breaded meat skewer, usually pork… I think it’s a traditional Ukrainian food, and when done right is damn tasty

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by BetterThanBester on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I’m going to go out on a crazy limb here, and suppose that it’s a stick, covered in – wait for it – meat!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My grandma used to make the best meatsticks, you just triggered a bunch of melancholy nostalgia in me… time for beer.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread of comments is killing me.

I don’t know why the fuck discussion of what your dogs have eaten and pooped is so funny but I am not arguing.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wendel: Helpful Guard Pug

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F910iOqj0I

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

lol.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not house broken either :(

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cat Found

/still laughing

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha so cute. I love that his barks are in time with his steps.

by THEKINGOFHOCKEY on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

His brain isn’t very fast, he has to combine the timing of things if he wants to do more than one thing at the same time.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does Jared.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Ha rec’d

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

om nom nom

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did he lick all the syrup off, or is this pre glazing?

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by kulewhip on Oct 17, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Bozak still centering Kessel

Wasn’t this one of the grand handicaps that we were supposed to have fixed arleady

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by Wan Ihite on Oct 17, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

There’s a tasteless Connolly/handicap joke in there

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he will miss any games from hurt feelings but I may be wrong

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by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Connolly; missed 12 games to bruised ego (upper-body)

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The tears he shed broke his cheek bone, that’s another 3 weeks

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by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connolly is injured.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Those guys on MHH are uber sensitive. I am not even sure what I did…

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:28 PM EDT reply actions  

You were late to the party.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re not used to our flavour of aggressive stats-based blog-commentary and oversarcastic dickishness.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry for the length of this
Their second line is the one that underwhelms me the most
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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions
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Yeah, that line sucks…
2010-2011 Stats:

Clarke MacArthur 21g 41a 62p -3
Mikhail Grabovski 29g 29a 58p +14
Nikolai Kulemin 30g 27a 57p +7

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions
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All of whom would have at least tied for second in scoring on your team. What a bunch of scrubs.

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions
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No silly! Most of them would have been injured for at least 2/3 of the year like everyone else not named Duchene or Jones was!

Ugh. Last year. So many painful memories.

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by andidee15 on Oct 17, 2011 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions
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They all played 82 games last year
Nobody on our team did that.

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by airforcefoo on Oct 17, 2011 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions

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Here are your top players by PPG last year

First off note that # 1,3,6 and 8 are gone and 3 and 8 were gone during the year.

So MacArthur’s 0.76, Grabovski’s 0.72, and Kulemin’s 0.70 . Would all have been # 4 on your team (right behind Duchene, Stastny, and Hejduk).

If you look by GPG, you have lost players 1 and 2 (2 being gone during the year). Kulemin’s 0.37 would have been FIRST on your team, Grabovski’s 0.36 would have been tied for first, MacArthur’s 0.26 would have been 5th.

So playing 82 GP really didn’t inflate their stats over Avs players all that much…

Cheers

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
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Jesus, this is not happening on MHH. This is not hfboards.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions
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they just bought us. sorry.

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by David Driscoll-Carignan on Oct 17, 2011 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
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Damnit.

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by c6hor8 on Oct 17, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
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Sorry? What did I do wrong. I provided point per game and goal per game stats. Please tell me what is not liked here and I will try to refrain but I am not sure what I did. I in no way insulted clearly awesome players (Duchene, Stastny, Hejduk, etc). I was merely trying to point out that calling our second line underwhelming and then claiming their success was based purely on being healthy was silly…

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re not used to our flavour of aggressive stats-based blog-commentary and oversarcastic dickishness.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used stats, but I don’t think I was aggressive, or oversarcastic, nor dickish.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same thing was going on before you got there. Hockey discussions were bothering people for some reason. Apparently they were boring, and trolling, and a waste of bandwith.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you say anything other than blind praise and optimism for the Avs, “you’re a dick”.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is Mile High Hockey policy that you agree with all inaccurate statements we make about your team that we play once a year and seemingly know nothing about, or you’re a meanie and we don’t like you.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya but plenty of us already had.

It wasn’t you, it was that it was you after like 15 of us.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Using stats is a clear sign that we’re on the road to becoming hfboards.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs more Bozak trade suggestions apparently.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used stats, but I don’t think I was aggressive, or oversarcastic, nor dickish

you’re a leaf fan…guilty by association

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by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The ratio of effort expended to insult felt was fantastic in that thread. They’re still making snippy, hurt remarks an hour later.
Good job, everyone!

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am proud to be insufferable, and always have been.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I’m trying to say is that I don’t think you’re actually insufferable, and even if you were there I’ll claim SSS. What’s driving your adjectives is your QoC.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its hard for me, playing on the third first line and all.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously, you used too much Stastny for their liking.

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by Frag on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is going to suck when Giguere shuts us out and Winnek gets a hat trick, all assisted by Landeskog and O’Reilly.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Completely inevitable.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

my money’s on Landeskog for the hatty. more proof of the value of lottery picks.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Phil Kessel and Luke Schenn. Nice.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about puns?

We used to do puns.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pun all the things

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can Stoa your puns somewhere else.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

wondering who is going to come up with the cruedest pun using duchene

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 17, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t there a second preview for those things? i forget how game days work.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forget what thread we’re actually in here.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where am I?!?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO....LEAFS.....GO!!!!!!!

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by BlindSight on Oct 17, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GO LEAFS GO

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

GO LEAFS GO

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jared, Don’t push that button
/pushes buttin

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

whew!
at least you only pushed the buttin.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, even I got banned, and I was being nice.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I posted a picture of a kettle
banned

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

shit that didn’t take long

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotz skillz

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a kettle may have killed Joe’s dog once

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I said:
*colour

best.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

seriously, what an insecure individual
YOU ARE ALL BEING UNREASONABLE
so are you
YOU ARE BANNED FOR POINTING OUT THAT I AM A SENSITIVE DICK

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was either blatant trolling or a cheap shot, since nobody who avoided those things got banned.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is next after this? Winnipeg? Oh boy.

I actually kinda like Arctic Ice Hockey though. I hope they’re okay with Canadian spellings.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everything will need to be in both French and English or it won’t count.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was just getting warmed up too, now I need to go pick a fight on nucks misconduct or something to get my troll jones

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only made reference to your kettle and got banned.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, what a douche

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should really send a email to SBN about abuse of power

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s grumpy now.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, Nirbo, that just killed me, dying i am, dying

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)
I’m really, really hoping here.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t get why he banned the clever kettle picture and subsequent reference.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because an oversensitive moron running a shitty blog.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow my subsequent heavy snark got a “see? You guys CAN be respectful”-type response.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think the altitude really affects brain power.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they don’t get jokes

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing at all. The best was all the “you mad bro” and butthurt responses to elseldo’s self deprecating 10 year drought joke.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

the lack of oxygen up there, affects the brain

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

PPP members all had a bad “tone.” MHH members all had an appropriate “tone.” People with inappropriate “tone” got banned. People with poor reading comprehension… were doing the banning.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

MHH members have great intangibles, which you would know if you watched the threads. Just because PPP members are scoring more points doesn’t mean they’re good commenters.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

But because we’re not MHH members, there’s must be an extremely small likelihood that we will have ever watched the thread, so might as well dismiss anything remotely salient we have to say about it since it can safely be assumed we know nothing.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man you have no idea how hard it was to not laugh if they asked if we watched Avalanche games.

“No, like the rest of the world and most of Denver we have no interest in watching the Avs.”

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you could tell from their body language.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I"LL BE WATCHING YOU
/watches over newspaper

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

who are you guys playing? I might come over

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are playing:

Night off

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pff those guys suck, they’re worse than the Sens.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

ehhh, it’s close.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re better in net

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo. I might pop over to SCH then

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad someone can still stomach going over there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

they’re awesome :)

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very debatable. Wait until you ever have a contradicting opinion or try to correct misconceptions

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm well they didn’t take too kindly to my claim that Bozie and Luke are cuter than Sharp, but they didn’t seem to mind the pictures I posted as evidence

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear lord.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was fun.

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait the colour comment got you banned?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

why, are you some sort of pot?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's correct.

I only find it funny because I was generally trying to be funny and nice, but again, guilty by association.

Whatever their articles suck and BOZAK FOR STASTNY +3rd to even it out and your teams’ corsi sucks.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that the good-humoured and reasonable response to our insane and vitriolic attacks on their better people’s club reflects very positively upon their feelings of security and confidence in the team’s ability. Clearly they are very happy to receive criticism given that the facts, which they are happy to provide you with, support their optimism completely.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are too easy – bruin and habs fans are best for this

by jeffgm on Oct 17, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

so does phaneuf stay incredibly awesome the whole year?

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

mos def

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the pope crap in the woods?

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only after mass…?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just want to say that I love this place, and I thank you all.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

the grass is deader on the other side of the fence

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today we all learned something.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canadian spelling is bad and I should feel bad for it.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

stop that you kitchen appliance you!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Avalanche fans have no sense of humour.

We should have expected nothing more of teams that play in maroon.

No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.

by article1 on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s weird though because the Av fans I know from around here are generally pretty knowledgeable and reasonable about their team.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

There are boards with people worse than Canucks fans?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s not go that far.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

:(((

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

the cool people don’t use colons anymore. It’s just ((((

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you called that because you’re the size of a semi, or just because you’re semi-retarded?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah…if more Canuck fans were more like your board, we wouldn’t find you so annoying.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

true

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say that about us but I feel like we’re pretty annoying.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

and how!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But our blog prides ourselves on being dicks.

Plus, the NM admins promised me pie if I was nice to their team. Take note, MHH; positive incentives work.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pie is a lie

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh for sure.

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. Their shenanigans are cruel and mean.

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by SkinnyFish on Oct 17, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey whats that restaurant with the mozzarella sticks and all that crazy shit on the walls?

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LULZ
This thread is coming decidedly close to getting shut the fuck down. I will then ban anybody with a PPP membership for the duration of the game and reinstate afterword. I’ll also trim the MHH roster accordingly.

GET ALONG OR GET THE FUCK OUT.

If we don’t get our sauce, we ain’t watching the game!
by Mike @ MHH on Oct 17, 2011 12:15 PM MDT up reply actions

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Love that their commenters are the ones making “U MAD” jokes.

No, it’s pretty clear who’s mad here.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey now, we can’t have any of that stuff that might make us think happening here

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t that always the case though? the ones that throw the “U MAD” out are always the extra-sensitive dilholes.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

or 13 years old

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

YOU HATE CARS!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was early on too. And it was the other guy who banned us for Canadian spelling, Kettle pictures and references to said picture.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, this is just as far as I’ve gotten so far. not sure how much more i can stomach.

oh, excuse me, there’s a full diaper of my daughter’s that I’d rather change than go back there.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that was early on too. And it was the other guy who banned us for Canadian spelling, Kettle pictures and references to said picture.

*correct spelling

by Be26 on Oct 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a fun read, but I got bored in the middle when they starting talking amongst each other again. Although Jared coming in near the bottom of thread saved the day. What an internet champion

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a clutch performer

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prove it with stats or it didn’t happen

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck, beat me

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you’re good because I’ve watched a lot of your comments.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

and based on 5 GDTs, he’ll be the best EVAR!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, I’ve been a performer for years, my comment totals are in the six figure range

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOO MANY NUMBERZ

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but what’s your banning percentage?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

my BIM’s are quite low, I don’t pad my stats by trolling other blogs

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Past performance over the years doesn’t matter, only over the course of the last 3 games.

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by BetterThanBester on Oct 17, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s like a third line player that’s actually a top line player.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How much TOI is he logging against other team’s top competition though?

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he was a no-show today, but typically he’s always playing against top lines.

/looks up TOI

Oh, well, actually, he’s usually playing second or third lines.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thirst line defenward.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

…for the duration of the game and reinstate afterword.

I believe an afterword is the piece of text that comes after the main body of a book, either in place of or after the conclusion.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Given the views of their members on spelling, that seems banworthy.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

based on spelling, I’m surprised Jared wasn’t banned sooner.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

americuns dun spell gud

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s some good stuff

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love you guys

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you love me enough to participate in the PPP Caricature Series?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh snap

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

</2

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this </2? Is it like someone with a messed up heart having their heart broken? Back in my day a heart was <3

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

its an ice cream cone with one of those laura secord chocolates in it

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

one time she made a typo doing <3 and we stuck with it cause we’re lame and we find stuff like that funny.

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

“we’re teenage girls”

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

well we’ve got a guy doing it too, so

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

well in that case, carry on.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Jared’s explanation better, therefore I’m accepting it as truth and this explanation as a myth.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also his comment gets a rec.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also he is participating in the PPP Caricature Series. For the second year in a row.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also I’m feeling like Burtch.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interrupting the Burtching

so do you have pics of me and the Mrs? I want to see a whole Puckizin family caricaturing!

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can steal some off of Facebook if you trust me with the selection.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, that’s what you did last year. why argue now?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahah I had forgotten that’s how it went. Now that I have the green light I’ll see what I can dig up.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

DO IT!!!1

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, you’ve got some really hilarious ones. muahaha

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is how we roll in the puckizin home. check out the wife’s pics too. most of the kids ones are on her profile.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared is correct, this is a fact you should all accept on a daily basis

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEY

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

sick burn

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t seem to recall receiving an entry from you either, miss.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

do soul-less people appear in pictures?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both of you shut up and send me pictures. Know what? Each of you take a picture of the other. There, problem solved. :D

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

except, you know, we’re in different towns

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webcam. Stop making excuses.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And...

Even worse.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

only if you think that way, which you apparently do. :P

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

leaflover’s leaving soon. I’ll look for pictures and send you anything I find

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t feel obligated to. Sorry if I made it sound that way.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha you didn’t, don’t worry

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, he takes it back. feel obligated to.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds so stalkerishly disturbing its not even funny.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, was not intended to be serious. I don’t intend to force anyone to participate.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not forcing people to participate in your awesome project. Forcing anonymous girls over the internet to send you pictures.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was not intending to “force” either of them to send me pictures, and I don’t think either of them interpreted it that way either. The only person who seems to be creeped out by this is you. I am genuinely sorry that what I said came off in such a way that it would be interpreted as you did, and I will be careful not to repeat anything like this. I can assure you that I’m not some creeper trying to get girls to send me pictures of themselves. When people send me pictures I choose the one that I think will work best for the caricature and then delete the rest. That is all this is.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they’re poking fun. Don’t worry :)

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You do know I was just kidding right? I knew exactly what it was (and so does everyone here). I just thought the comment you made came out sounding hilarious (if you didn’t know the context).

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I might send one later, I have to go babysit soon.

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same as my comment to Leafer above. Didn’t mean to put pressure on you, don’t feel obligated to.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

no it’s fine, I’ve been thinking about it for a while. I think my twitter one might be ok

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah that would work. If you can send me a higher resolution version that would be good. I have to blow them up to draw them and small images get really grainy.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

alrighty, I’ll get it to you at some point.
I’m off to babysit now, see you guys in the GDT unless the kids are being annoying :P

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have many headshots that would be charicature-worthy

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the heck is a “charicature”?
/kidding

Seriously. Any good shot showing your face, or any goofy pic (once again showing the face). It’s just a silly line drawing, doesn’t need to be a professionally done headshot for a modelling agency.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

typo :P Most of my pictures are group pictures so my face isn’t very visible

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought all teenage girls had “Myspace” type pics of themselves readily available.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately I’m not one for the duckface haha

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

MYSPACE ANGLES FTW.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be over age 22 because you know what Myspace angles are. I hear the teenagers these days don’t even know what Myspace is (I was about to type “was” and then realized that it actually still exists. Kind of.)

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

all I know is that it’s the dinosaur version of facebook

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s funny the context in which you use the term “dinosaur”.

/i’m so old…

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I shall now call everyone over 25 a dinosaur

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whew, just turned 24. I guess that means I won’t miraculously morph into a dinosaur for another year.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m starting to show signs.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

are the scales growing in?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

25??!!

oh my good lord…

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dinosaurs like a fox.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still remember the “myspace movie” that was going around on the web. I actually had Myspace and couldn’t get Facebook until I started University because that used to be a requirement.

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I had Myspace for a couple of years and then got Facebook first year of university. I never really got “into” Myspace. It just seemed like a lame high school popularity contest.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did we give up for Dupuis?

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

nada. UFA signing.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly upon learning he was a Colorado fan favorite I think we should have Wendel Clark beat him to death with a sack of doorknobs during the pregame before pointing at Liles and saying “prove you want to be here”.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

“Then you knock out Dupuis with a sock full of quarters”

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

No need he is Marlie bound soon enough

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

cash moneys. $1M per I think.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mjuch lower I believe

A 2 way 600/105 or something like that.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

even better

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh shit, only $650? why is anyone complaining that he has a spot over anyone else that might be on the 4th line then?

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because they think Boyce is better.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, his nose has been rearranged so many times…

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boyce’s roster spot

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boyce will be back once Brown goes down with his first injury

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know my fav thing about Avs fans? how desperately they are clinging to that Detroit rivalry
I mean I hate the wings, and they had a solid rivalry there for a while, but that hasn’t been relevant in what? 8 years? 9?
I get you have a short history and all, but wow

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah but

lol 1967

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOM

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mad

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

fuck close the blog down

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

where the hell is PPP during all this? isn’t he the diplomat?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won’t show until there’s a mess for him to clean up. So any minute now.

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by Bower Power on Oct 17, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

I’ve been a Leafs fan all my life, but after what you just said? I don’t think I could continue. Didn’t Florida get to the finals once? I should cheer for them.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s a canucks fan

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

he means Semi

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s an awful lot of canucks talk for a pens fan

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Pens fans can do the LOLongo as well as anybody

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean HEY

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ONE TEAM.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I figured. Shooting first is more fun; that knock at the door could totally be a Soviet assassin, even if I ordered pizza 45 minutes ago.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

u mad?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I am

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, for some reason I thought we gave up a 4th

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

that was Steckel

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try using the reply button ====^

It helps keep the conversation going and to follow a long.

And also welcome!

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest I thought I did but at the time this thread was so close to the bottom I got it confused with the new post part.

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

sick burn

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I failed :(

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that guy is funny.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he means the shit

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think uncle eddie represents us
the sewage represents the coments we had to filter through
the explosion represents the needless shit scented banning

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Needs some metamucil.

It’ll stiffen the #7. I only know this because of this blog!!

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fact: so far I’ve changed two #2s and a #6 today.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing you decided to start wearing Depends, eh?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had what looked to be a clear #4 this morning.

Last night for dinner I had a five pound cheesesteak and then later I made a salad.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

#4s are the most tricky. They always feel small and quick but then BAM, there’s a whole bunch of shit there

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by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

#4

McDonalds’ Oil-Based Ice Cream.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

‘making a salad’ Is that what the kids call it nowadays?

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the emphasis yours on “Entirely Liquid”, or was bolding just that an artistic choice by the creator?

by vrccan on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone should make an audio version of this but with farts.

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

we usually drink better beer than Old Milwaukee.

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by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looks like I missed the fun

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by Frag on Oct 17, 2011 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Join me over by the popcorn stand. Nothing like a cripplingly insecure fanbase to make you see the humour in your own crippling insecurity as a fan.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

do you want my sharp stick? it is great for poking!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long has the NHL been doing weekly 3 stars? Because this is kinda sad actually:
sunhornby

Kessel becomes the first Leaf forward to be twice named first star of the week in the NHL. He was also named last Feb. 27.

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess it must have been after Sundin retired.

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by Frag on Oct 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d think at some point a Leafs goalie would’ve had a hot week

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leaf forward

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

forward
twice

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well after Sundin for a while there wasn’t really a forward worth getting hot, but even really crappy goalies can put up good numbers for a few games

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe Hagman got it once (maybe 2nd).

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think that’s sad? We’ve never won an Art Ross trophy. Whole pile of league leaders before 1947, but there you have it.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair, only 3 players won the art ross in a twenty year period between 1980-81 to 2000-2001, and only 26 players in history. It was a trophy dominated by the bests until 10 years ago when someone new would win it every year.

by Dr_Furious on Oct 17, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually fine with it; the Leafs have always had a silly little lunchpail persona going, and having no true dominating stars is part of that. I find the idea that when the Leafs have won they’ve won as a team rather amusing, even if it is a bit nauseatingly precious.

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by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

weekly three stars has only been around for 2 maybe 3 years. Was just player of the week before that.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi Joshua1, since your butthurt admin banned me from MHH, I cannot reply to you there, but I know you are lurking.
what you are reading is not vitriol, it is mocking, we are amused at the situation and are enjoying this more than you know

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m new, what is MHH

by tml on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t worry, you aren’t welcome there.

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mile High Hockey
that thing we are all making fun of

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mile High Hockey, Avs blog

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “I know you’re lurking post” is a solid one

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what can I say, I’m feeling frisky

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he came over here though, he’d be bombarded with arguments he might not like. Who’s gonna ban the people making those arguments for him?

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

o no u di’int

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t believe you got banned for posting a picture of a black kettle

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by CoolJ90 on Oct 17, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are always so friendly. We always talk on five for howling how cool PPP is

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by Yotes Lover on Oct 17, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s true, we’re super awesome. Some road trips don’t go as planned, however.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I’ve visited you guys yet. Leaflover and I should go next time there’s no Leafs game

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya its really chill

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by Yotes Lover on Oct 17, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, just got around to this, what I said, but I’ll replace vitriol with mocking.

The mocking over on PPP is pretty impressive considering the Avs aren’t in the East.

Congratulations for calling that out.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you are lurking.

Swish.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like I’m hearing the NBA Jam ’93 guy say that in my head.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

JUMANJIIIIIII

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE’S ON FIRE

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

PUTS UP A BRICK

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

FROM DOWNTOWN…..UGLY SHOT

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure it was the same announcer as “Blades of Steel”

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

excellent, that’s what i was going for

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s heating up…

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

HE CAN’T BUY A BUCKET

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

IT MUST BE THE SHOES

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

any time!
and it has nothing to do with the Avalanche as a team, so them not being in the East is irrelevant, it has everything to do with being banned for silly reasons

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I found the whole thing entertaining to be honest.

Maybe an internet pipe froze and burst.

by Joshua1 on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

me too, I wanted to continue to play, but I got sent home early

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just Wendel4 and I left I think, but most of the Avs fans are either nice or confused. I think the problem kids went to go cry in a corner or something.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHA
You are a troll because you’re still on someone else’s game day post despite not being a fan of that team and you’ve been here for 5 hours or so.

Yup…

by AvsSqueek on Oct 17, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

No discussion allowed. GO AVS GO.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want Leafer “250 more posts on Pensburgh” 87, Cornelius, and Ubiquitous BANHAMMERED, now.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’ tolerate no respectful, facts-based discussion of my team hearbouts nah.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why ban Ubiquitous? He’s a harmless Flyers fan.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

phew, my cover is still intact

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hammerered.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO PENS 1967 LOLZ

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

and your true colours begin to shine though

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually referencing 1967 makes me happy. It was a good year.

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen her at the pen’s blog, she has done horrible….horrible things. /vomitsduetopenslove

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

but you were there too.. so ha

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was during a week free of leafs hockey. And I got oh so lonely

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and we were nice to you!

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

*they

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Truth!!! lol, and yes they(you) were

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait you have more posts on PensBurgh? ~3/4 of what I have here (and I am here way to often). You are a pens fan!

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

PB is just really chatty
but yeah Leafer, unforgivable!

by leaflover4ever on Oct 17, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

half those comments were fake-dates

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a party for my 8787th comment. That was fun.

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are a pens fan.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

does that make me a troll on PPP?

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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP FUCKING TROLLING

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

This new meme is awesome

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! Ever notice that Corny and Semi_Colon have more posts on their fan teams page? YOU’RE A TROLL!

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

As someone who actively trolls, I can tell you that “length of time” spent on a blog does not make you a troll

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fact, the inverse is more likely to be true

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s now been my experience!

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trolled a few Red Wings blogs when Osgood retired in about a hour. Good times.

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by CoolJ90 on Oct 17, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

success troll

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I’VE HAD IT THESE COMMENTS ARE ABOUT TO BE SHUT DOWN

WHERE WILL YOU TALK THEN PEONS? WHERE?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, didn’t read the above comment. Too busy being mezmerized by the success troll above.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 17, 2011 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a good lookin’ troll

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I’ll have to go to a bar or something..

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not convinced by this impression until you claim that you never called us peons elsewhere in the thread.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Broad street hockey, they are lacking in someone who specializes in inane banter from another team fan base

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

You need to all cap your username first though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think I mean well enough to do that

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

True,

you’re a dick

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a medical condition, dissociative personality disorter is medical right? it sounds medical

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s “medical enough”

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO!!

WTF Andy P’s wholes outfit is a mess!! Since she isn’t embarrassed I’ll be so for her.

by DiaDud on Oct 17, 2011 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Things that still bother me: people blaming the Leafs’ D for Toskala and Raycroft.

We traded everybody on those d corps and all of them got NHL jobs even Staffan Kronwall for a while.

Toskala got cut from an SEL team and Raycroft is a bad backup.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

My friend actually owns a Toskala jersey, and he use to constantly defend him. He was SHIT. Plain and simple. I truly honestly believe that I would have been a better tender and I have never played a game in net.

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he had one okay year in Toronto.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

he was a plug

just let it go

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

His first year, he was okay, his second year he was terrible, his third year he was OH GOD I DON’T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT STILL MAKES ME HAVE A SAD.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are already banning people over there??
colour*

/imadick

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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions

what a bunch of babies

by pho king awesome on Oct 17, 2011 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

where’ve you been all day? they’ve been banning our kind for 2 hours now.

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

i just got here.. missed all the fun

by pho king awesome on Oct 17, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

This just in!

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by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fucking magnets

How do they work?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooooooooow

This is too much for me…. I need a drink

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess that’s how Optimus Reim stops them pucks

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by LeafFan1989 on Oct 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine thats dry ice thats keeping the super conductor cold enough, but wouldn’t it burn his hands to touch it like that? And awesome! Thats a crazy uni

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leidenfrost effect you dolt

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats why I was asking the engineer! Ass hat.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t answer questions on the internet with my engineering expertise. If you’d like to ask me a question as an engineer I start at $500/hr for consulting work.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only charge 250 an hour

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

your mom never charges me

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jared has designed this:

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

it did exactly what I intended it to do, fail spectacularly

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your answer was good enough.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

Free engineer time, no takebacks.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leidenfrost sounds like a brand of old spice deodorant

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the reason you can plunge your hand into a pool of molten lead and be completely fine.

Don’t try that at home Johnny Tremaine.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know what it is hermano, I was just making a comical observation

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your hermano, palooka.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your palooka, cochise

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your cochise, jabroni.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your jabroni hermano

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not your jabroni, nugget

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m glad I’m still your nugget. :3

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

for always!

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mr. and Mrs. Drebin, please, I’m a diabetic.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

is that the douse it in water/liquid first and teh water evaporates so fast it forms a barrier protecting you? This is how fire waking works too. I remember seeing this on PBS once on some science show, the dude even put liquid nitrogen in his mouth and spit it out to prove it.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well your skin is already covered in water because you’re a big sweaty bag of water.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

true, i think he was adding more water to be safe, dunking his hand in molten lead and stuff.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought the firewalking trick was just “walk really fast”. i saw it on mythbusters which means it is 100% true

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s why you can walk really fast though, the water vapour provides a barrier to protect you, but doesn’t last forever.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone have a reliable stream for tonight’s game?

by jpcoughlan on Oct 17, 2011 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

If your in T.O, are leaf games blacked out on gamecenter

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Legal action was threatened against an SB nation site (I believe the Stars’ one) so no more illegal streams will be offered.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes sir (or ma’am)

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have I been gone that long? (It’s sir the last time I checked)

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 17, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reliable stream:

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Lots of rocks

Doesn’t look so reliable.

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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also, very shallow and small. How long has that stream been around? How long will it be there? And what are we calling a stream here? It’s more of a brook or crick. C’mon people, we can do better than this.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

ya i was thinking babbling brook myself.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

KESSELBONER!
Kessel became just the third Leafs player in the past 66 years to score five goals in the team’s first three games of a season, joining Darryl Sittler (1978-79) and Wendel Clark (1986-87 and 1991-92).

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by LeafFan1989 on Oct 17, 2011 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

That is some mighty fine company

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember Clark’s start in 91/92, 10 or 11 points in 3 games. then he went out with a knee injury :(

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

hes the second coming of Clarke Macarthur!

what a beast

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong Clark, but thanks for playing.

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by BetterThanBester on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

when is he going to punch someone’s lights out that’s 2x above his weight class?

honestly, i’d love to witness that :D

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

gingers are known to be feisty

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’re saying he has no soul?

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that has been evidenced thoroughly

see January 29-30, 2011 in North Carolina

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by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait if its on Versus

does that mean the game wont be available on NHL Gamecenter? Since versus is a national broadcaster?

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by Frattinator on Oct 17, 2011 6:19 PM EDT reply actions  

awwww crap.

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Oct 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should just have a dam channel that broadcasts all the dam games no matter what channel is playing the game. I would pay a fortune for that channel

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd pay...

for one that shows all games no matter where one is, AND they mic the ice. I’d love to hear the game-on trash-talk.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

They can air it on showtime after red shoe diaries because thats is the only place that language like this can be heard

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t center ice do that? How do they get around the rules

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
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by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do they, if so I’m getting it?

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what I thought.

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My mistake then.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t go where this conversation appears to be headed. SBNation blogs have been getting warnings.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah might be time for the “no illegal streams” reminder

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 17, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Office mistress?

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

i wish….

well, if you count hockey as a mistress, then sure!

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Oct 17, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah this blows. I’m at work late tonight and was going to watch on GCL. Ballsack.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

slingbox’s are your friend

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isnt the game on sportsnet ontario?

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy’s in the U.S. so Versus is broadcasting the game here.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ohhh. I’m new here… And also from the GTA… you non Toronto area fans don’t concern me and my selfishness :|

by Wendel4 on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah disadvantage of working on the west coast. Game would start before I even have my afternoon coffee

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Oct 17, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope Schenn plays well tonight

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope Landeskog plays well tonight.

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can play well together?

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sure! We’ll even give you Komi to make that happen.

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Komi is playing?

Isnt he basically retired due to injury

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but we prefer to pronounce his name ‘Tim Connolly’.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

oh yeah

another beauty. Clarky, Komi, Dion, Schenn. Just beautys all around

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

three teams now? what the?

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn’t mean he has to score!

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m on to you

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

leaflover and I counted, we like 11 teams

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you two disgust me

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who cares whether the Leafs win? What matters is, we participated.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

participated.
There might be MHHers lurking.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Out. Now.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Green ribbons for everyone!!

Charter member - Grabbo Lover's Union, Local 84

by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

classic.

"To all the critiques, thank you for the motivation… because it has been an edge for me and will continue to be an edge for me" - Timmy Tebow

by David G. Little on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell is the matter with you?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

teenage girls

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by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vomited into my trash can at work and am now voluntarily standing in it because I feel responsible for not creating an environment to discourage your lifestyle.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that’s awesome. I’m stealing that, shamelessly I might add.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not even going to cite you as a source

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally I’m still mad about things.

 * continues making a powerpoint and eating skittles *

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I want skittles

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bought two bags today! they were on sale.

Saving them for the game.

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

candy is 50 cents at the arts student union at school :D

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that because arts students need to save up for when they graduate and dont have a job?

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

;)

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

meanie :P

Get well soon Sid, Geno, Orps, Naz, canoli, Bozie and Marc
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by Leafer87 on Oct 17, 2011 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi PPP!

/farts nervously

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 6:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Greg? Is that you?

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody fart in here?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No?

Filling up your senses like a night in the forest since 1992.

by frightened inmate #2 on Oct 17, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, you don’t get a meme about one of our not well known prospects?
BURN THE WITCH

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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

TROLLL!!!!!

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got me laughing.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 17, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL best laugh I got today

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop trolling.

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird because I just watched Spiderman 1 and 2 on Movietime the other day… and then someone posted this on my facebook feed, and now it’s on PPP.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god

Sometimes it seems this cycle never ends, we slide from top to bottom then we turn and climb again.

by Chris Stoikoff on Oct 17, 2011 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kypreos already douchin’ it up.

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

im not turning on that feed until i know he is off

by sodonis on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

well played.

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by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 17, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

found the remote. mute. :)

by spoonie on Oct 17, 2011 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a troll.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 17, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

no, we cannot encourage discussion.

Chemmy is preemptively banning everyone by not creating a GTD

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m conflicted people. I want to wear my Bozak jersey (maybe it’ll bring some luck), but I’ve been wearing my Gilmour one for the last 3 games. WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO???

by DiaDud on Oct 17, 2011 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE BLOW THIS

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by Chemmy on Oct 17, 2011 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d

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by SPERO on Oct 17, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly you need to sew half of each together into some sort of frankenjersey. This is what all cool people wear.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

GILZAK 92?

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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no character for half an M, so I guess it’ll have to do.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

Hey kids, wife’s home, got kid detail. Enjoy yourselves some hackey!

GO LEAFS GO!

Charter member - Grabbo Lover's Union, Local 84

by Sergei Puckizin on Oct 17, 2011 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Just going over all the work done by this blog here and “abroad”. Just gotta say, you are all hilariously awesome.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 17, 2011 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

GDT is up

and it’s title is great.

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/10/17/2496520/beware-the-third-first-line

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

*its

No more moral victories, no more excuses. Put up or shut up.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 17, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

*tits

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Oct 17, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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