Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Win or Lose, Boston Celtics' New Big 3 Era A Success

And, Ye Verily, Links, There Were Aplenty

Can we all laugh at what the strange photographer is doing? A caption contest, perchance? (Photo by Rick Stewart/Getty Images)

The big news yesterday was, without a doubt, the final trimming of the Leafs' lineup to bring the Buds down to the maximum of 23 skaters. Although much of this was already well-documented and debated in yesterday's FTB, I would feel neglectful if I didn't first point you to James Mirtle's article on the subject at the Globe, as well as Danny Gray's treatment of the issue at The Leafs Nation. If you have not yet seen them, go to those links now.

But what has yet to be so widely discussed is an article posted over at The Leafs Nation that features contributions from all your favorite writers as they each pick a "Star" and a "Goat" for this upcoming season. Lo, I present to you an exemplification of such prognostication:

STAR: JOHN-MICHAEL LILES

I'm taking the road less travelled; no one reads prediction posts to hear that a team's best player (Kessel or Grabovski) will be the hero all year. Liles looked great in preseason and should bring it from the blue line like nobody we've seen since the departure of Tomas Kaberle.

GOAT: JOFFREY LUPUL

I don't think Lupul is healthy enough or talented enough to skate with Tim Connolly and Phil Kessel. He's an offense only player who doesn't bring a ton of offense and skates like he replaced his blades with anvils. The good news is that if Frattin can handle the third line role and Grabovski's line is taking the toughest assignments the "first" line may be able to handle the addition of Nazem Kadri.

There are plenty of  links available for consumption, digestion, and pooping, so have your fill and don't forget to wipe.

Star-divide

Leafs Links:

Nazem Kadri’s Draft Class
Jonathan Willis points out that none of the other players from Kadri's draft class have made a big impact in the league yet, so we shouldn't worry about this young player just yet.

Down Goes Brown: 2011-12 Season Preview
Toronto Maple Leafs: Tim Connolly finally solved the team's long-standing need for a first-line center by arriving at training camp, pointing at Mikhail Grabovski, and saying "Um, he's been here for three years".

Your predictions as we get ready for six months of Maple Leaf hockey
Michael Langlois of VLM wants to hear from his readers - what do you think?

Vintage Leafs: Jiri Crha Photograph
This, and more, over at Vintage Leafs. Go browse around. (If you're like me, you had no idea the Leafs ever employed a goaltender named Jiri Crha. Look, supernintendo Chalmers, I'm learnding!)

Toronto Maple Leafs Season Preview (Part 1)
Raihan Hussain deems the Leafs 'light on offense'. From the Hockey Writers.

Other Hockey Links:

Video: Shanahan’s 1st no-suspension video on Ryan Malone hit
Link and notes from Wyshynski. Interesting fodder for debate.

Mike Milbury on NHL suspensions: ‘a lot of pink hats out there’
I don't know why they keep letting him out to speak on live television, but there you have it. Video and article from Greg Wyshynski at PD.

On Whether Or Not Europeans 'Disappear' In The Playoffs
It's a ridiculous premise to begin with, but I don't mind posting a link to any article that rationally de-bunks any of the stupid, "old-school" hockey platitudes. From Triumph, at Driving Play.

Gabe Desjardins on Team 1040
OK, so this was on yesterday, but you can probably find a link to listen to it today. Hawerchuk's always good for a few thoughtful points.

Crosby to begin season on injured reserve
It's not exactly shocking news at this point, but Crosby will miss at least one week of regular season action. From the CP at the Globe.

City OKs deal to keep Jackets in Columbus
Municipal politicians work on deal for purchase of Nationwide Arena. I'm not sure why, but I kinda have a soft spot for Columbus. I'd like to see them do well this year. Glad to hear they're sticking around. From the AP at the Globe.

N.Y. Rangers fall in Switzerland
Good grief, I know it's the preseason, but losing 8-4 to a Swiss League team? Yeesh.

Capitals' star Alex Ovechkin heads to Moscow following death in family
Bummer. The team is hopeful that he'll be back in time for the season opener. From the AP at the Globe.

Blackhawks sign Ray Emery to one-year deal
No dollar value listed in this article, but I'm sure it's nothing much. From the AP at the Globe.

How much NHL Center Ice will cost you for 2011-12 season
A lot of folks have been hemming and hawing about whether or not to go for NHL Center Ice, so here's a rundown of what you'd be getting. From Sean Leahy at PD.

Rossy’s OHL Rundown
This is a great compilation of news and notes from this week in the OHL from Brendan Ross at The Hockey Writers.

Comment 829 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

More from Pension Plan Puppets

Marlies & Devils

May 2012 by JP Nikota - 681 comments

PPP Does Ricoh

May 2012 by PPP - 16 comments

How Do You Spell Denial? J-E-T-S

May 2012 by SkinnyFish - 389 comments

Stuff Happened This Weekend

Apr 2012 by SkinnyFish - 874 comments

That's All Folks

Apr 2012 by birky - 359 comments

Comments

Display:

Liles looked great in preseason and should bring it from the blue line like nobody we’ve seen since the departure of Tomas Kaberle.

that’s a pretty narrow window for someone to have stepped up large, and didn’t Phaneuf have a really good production pace after the deadline?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:23 AM EDT reply actions  

Liles is the new hotness, get used to it.

And then un-get used to it at the deadline when we flip him for picks to a contender.

AND THEN TAKES US TO THE STANLEY CUP

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s a pretty narrow window for someone to have stepped up large

I thought that was the joke?

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks Jared. Congratulations on getting the joke.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

your welcome, thanks for getting mine

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why are there no sarcasm fonts being used anymore?

Why are there no rules in society anymore? No STANDARDS??!

Total. Blog. Breakdown.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread marks the beginning of anarchy in the world.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 4, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly, a gentleman and a scholar.

(Or at least, a drunkard who knows how to use sarcasm font.)

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame Semi_Colon

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Twitter me this.

Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!

by happiergilmore on Oct 4, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better Milbury be on TV than in the GM’s office.

Unless he becomes GM of the Sens, then it will be awesome.

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 7:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Milbury as GM makes the league infinitely more entertaining. Unless he’s our GM. In which case it would be infinitely horrible

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Having Milbury as a GM again would be like playing NHL 12 with cheat codes on.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh man, I hope the oilers fire tambo after they finish dead last again and hire Milbury
FREE PROSPECTS!

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hall for Gunnarson & Crabb

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 8:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

with a 5th coming back to balance it out.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Milbury will want Orr though

In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case

by PKSube on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

No deal

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

we trade Orr and Komisarek for Eberle
Finger and a 4th for RNH

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Anything with Orr is clearly a dealbreaker

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, by then Rosehill will have proven him expendable after he KO’s Carkner 3x in a row without getting his block knocked off

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a little annoying that there’s always only 3 slots available for trading. Can’t do the Phaneuf trade in the game, for instance.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is is.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

From Rossys Rundown

Damn Barrie Colts and their inability to stop. Not a good start to the season for Visentin.

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 7:42 AM EDT reply actions  

he doesn’t even mention Percy running shit with the Majors, tisk tisk

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Percy looked good from what I saw on Thursday.

Too good, dammit.

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 7:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

yup, starting to think Burke may know what he is doing with drafting every now and then

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too soooooooon

I like the 3 captains thing though (Carrick, McKegg, Percy)

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Biggs the captain of his team too?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm that seems unlikely, being a freshmen on an NCAA team, no?

I honestly have no idea, that just seems low probability.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

just thought I heard it somewhere
/shrug

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

No. He’s a Freshman.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 9:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

i might have been thinking about Blacker with Owen sound last year

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t think he was captain of that team either.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 9:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

He captained the US U-18 team apparently

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 4, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah, yes, that might be it

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 9:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was the wrong thread. Time for a morning coffee.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 7:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

This just in: titles are awesome!

Pumps out more male with one thrust of the pelvis than the United States postal service over the last 146 years.

by Blinky on Oct 4, 2011 8:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

the gif is also awesome

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed, but since it was the wrong thread entirely you can’t expect me to have put a title on. In the proper thread, it is properly titled.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 8:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should probably post it again, and this time DELIBERATELY leave out the title.

Now that would be fucked up.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not a monster, though my name may suggest otherwise.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is favourite, spelled favorite?

Also, this is fantastic:

He is the answer to the question: “Do you even watch the games”.

From the Stars and Goats article, Danny Gray, re:Kulemin

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 AM EDT reply actions  

USA! USA! USA! USA!

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 8:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Boo.
Urns.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some would say we spell things differently. Some might say more correctly.

Let the Wookie win.
Twitter is a thing!

by Kenjamin on Oct 4, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fella sure is smart.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually hate most things that he writes :P

But yeah that was great. Might need to update my sig

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno….

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear Phaneuf is his second hero. He is probably going to buy one of the new third Sweaters with his name on the back.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

well played grasshopper

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

One quote from Mirtle's article I like to hear, re: Gardiner
"We’ve had him in some situations that we’ve decided he probably wouldn’t be playing in in the regular season," Wilson said, referring mostly to the penalty kill. "Just to see if he could. He still has a few things to learn there."

GOOD

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:52 AM EDT reply actions  

Wilson testing young guys in situations that they dont specialize in so they can learn and gain experience when games really mean nothing and can do no harm?
what a terrible coach

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love him testing him on the PK, I’m just glad it was just an experiement that won’t carry over into the regular season probably.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking that Colton Orr being the goat is unlikely, due to his limited ice-time and the fact he’s a known quantity.

Then again…. Brett Lebda also had limited minutes, and didn’t have a great reputation coming in… but no one could have known he’d be THAT bad.

More likely goats IMO…. Connolly or, I hate to say it…. Reimer.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 8:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Komi is the goat until further notice, even if he plays ok, people will over react on every mistake he makes on residual hate alone. he will get no benefit of doubt
as for new goat, I’m gonna say Lupul

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 9:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lupul is the new hotness goat, but Connolly hasn’t seen enough ice time yet, because he’s been….injured.

A shock to everyone.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lupul or Connolly will be the new goats IF they aren’t productive with Kessel. The moment Kessel stops scoring it’ll be (according to everyone) the fault of one or both of these two.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Oct 4, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I give Lupul the edge for goat because people saw him play well with Kessel last year, if that doesn’t continue it will be, to quote Chem Chem Charoo “fire Lupul into the sun”

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Remier will have to play at or below .905 to be a goat. I don’t see it.

Connolly or Lupul for goat. If they don’t click with Kessel – it’ll be straight to the dog house. 2 NHL vets, unable to mesh with a young star, will be a big problem for Leafs fans.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not impressed with Lupul’s play so far, but it was the pre-season. Let’s hope he steps it up, or else we should send him packing.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll see how it goes, you’re right the season hasn’t started yet.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand fans need with to call or assume a player being a goat. I mean if you are in such need for goats just go here and enjoy!
Your’s truly, a blinded and drunk on kool-aide Leafs fan.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Oct 4, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that Reimer has the biggest potential to be the goat.

Even if he slips a little from last year the knives will be out for the kid. I feel bad for him he has to be as good or better than last year or the media will eat him alive.

Hero: Lupul. I think he will surprise

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Reimer’s options are:

1. Be the best goalie in the league. If the Leafs still miss the playoffs he’ll be called a nobody who couldn’t make it happen.
2. Be pretty good. Leafs miss playoffs. “What happened to last year” articles.
3. Be averageish. “Reimer sophomore slump”.
4. Be below average: run out of town with pitchforks.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

they should just paint a mural on the back of all the Leaf goalies’ stalls with a picture of an angry mob with pitchforks. it’s coming eventually. they should be reminded of it on a daily basis.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Playoffs or bust for the poor kid.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, and that’s really not fair.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not at all.

Look at his sv % after 15 – 20 starts, before any judgements?

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree with Reimer’s potential to be the goat.

Looking at Reimer’s SV% and GAA as the play went on from January to April, he was basically run into the ground by a desparate Wilson. The kid was exhausted.

It will happen again this year, partly because of Gus. I think Gus is the kind of goalie who needs to play a solid string of games to get “hot” to play even up to a .910 % level. So he won’t be a good backup, and as the season wears on, Wilson will be ever more likely to ride Reimer hard rather than flip a coin on a win/loss and start Gus.

Another consideration – Gus sucks on the PK. Because of the rule changes, this year is portending to be like the post-lockout year in terms of penalties awarded, thus making Gus even more likely to falter as the backup.

Scoring by committee FTMFW!

by Peter de Chatham on Oct 4, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure he was exhausted or tired or whatever. The simple truth is:

He had a fantastic start in the NHL. Because of that start even if he’s not very good but just had a great ten games he’s going to get a ton of leeway for a long time because people want him to “return to form”.

I desperately hope Reimer is for real, but Steve Mason was pretty good for a few months…

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That scares me so much… At least Reimer has had a solid progression which looks good.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 1:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because of that dropoff as the year went on, I think Reimer is a bit like Kiprusoff. A good goalie who can’t play a full schedule like Brodeur could back in the day.

If you look at Kiprusoff’s stats, back in 05-06 and 06-07, he had 74 starts, and his SV% was .923 and .917.

In 07-08, and 08-09, he had just two more starts (76), but his SV % dropped down to .906 and .903. His starts then dropped down to 73, and his SV% rose back up to .920.

A good backup matters, and given how cheaply Emery was acquired, I think we’ll look back at that as the biggest oversight of Burke’s offseason.

Scoring by committee FTMFW!

by Peter de Chatham on Oct 4, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gus didn’t just suck on the PK. The whole team sucks on the PK. Bear in mind that by the time Reimer started playing the PK had probably started to improve a little. With a better PK Gus’ numbers probably won’t look so horrible.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your predictions as we get ready for six months of Maple Leaf hockey

I take exception to the six months part

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 9:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Especially considering the last regular season game is on April 7th.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’re packing it in early, every game after 6 months is a forfeit, i want yakupov/galchenyuk

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, you know Burke will pick up some overpriced goalie on waivers at the deadline who will ruin our change to tank for a superstar.

Scoring by committee FTMFW!

by Peter de Chatham on Oct 4, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah,that wont happen

 the goalie wont be over priced

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 1:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t like choosing goats because it begins a bandwagon of sorts. I don’t want Lopul to fail because I like him more than goats of the past (Blake, Hoglund) and he had great twitter material this off-season.

by HACKEY17 on Oct 4, 2011 9:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Every time you get frustrated with Lupul, remember he was likely a necessary salary add-in to bring Gardiner here.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Look at it this way: would you rather have Lupul or Stempniak?

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Lee Stempniak.

/haddabesaid

RIP WB
"Your candle burned out long before your legend ever will" - Bernie Taupin

by fair_n_hite_451 on Oct 4, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Btw Burke is going to be on CP24 for an hour-long session at noon today. I imagine there will be several angry calls from Woodbridge.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 10:01 AM EDT reply actions  

If anyone is going to watch, please summarize discussion if you can, I’m sure it’ll be nothing earthshattering if it’s on CP24 though

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine there will be several angry calls from Woodbridge.

What?

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Angry Caputi fans

WORD to yo Momma

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Oct 4, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was kinda confused about that too.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speculation

There’s an infamous caller who is ‘_ from Woodbridge’ who calls that show to complain.

Original member of the Mike Weber bandwagon!
To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 4, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a trope from the 640 call-in show Andy Frost does post-game. They used to have a guy pretend to be a crazy Leafs fan call in all the time. I think he was called “Gino from Woodbridge” but I haven’t listened in a long time so don’t know if they still do it.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Video is up on TSN.ca if anyone missed it.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emery’s deal was reported as 1 year, 600k, by the way. That’s what Capgeek has it up as, too.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 10:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Could be a steal.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it certainly won’t be terrible. Pretty much the definition of a no-lose situation.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going for bold projections:

Star: Jake Gardiner

- Uses his skating and hockey sense to his advantage, improves his D play and stays up with the Leafs. At least competes for rookie of the year.

Goat: Joffrey Lupul

- Still waiting to see this guy really bring his A game. No doubt injuries have plagued him, but if he does not play well on the first line with Kessel, he is pure goat.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

Lot of Lupul hate after preseason.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Be fair I didn’t like him last year either.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice, hating Lupul before it was cool.

I somewhat agreed in the sense that the trade was all about Gardiner and Lupul was necessary salary.

If we can find a LWer in a trade that would bump him down to 3rd line, I’m all for that, but at that salary he’s likely not going anywhere. Unless it’s for Pronger.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Zack Parise UFA watch 2012.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lupul and Kadri can switch lines…I’d say around December-ish

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t hate him, but he’s been pretty invisible all pre-season. Like I said, if he steps it up I’ll be happy.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t have it. I think he’ll impress (though his defensive lapses will annoy many).

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least competes for rookie of the year.

He’ll never get the icetime to compete for the Calder. Myers won it two years ago logging 23:44 a game; 2:58 on the power play. Last year, Phaneuf logged 25:18 a game; 3:55 on the power play, and JML had 22:00 and 3:13 respectfully.

The only way Gardiner will be able to put up enough points for consideration is if he somehow replaces Liles on the PP1 unit, which I just don’t see happening. But him and Franson on PP2 should be able to do some damage, so there’s that.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least competes for rookie of the year

Holy expectation tempering needed. He’ll be our 5th/6th D!

I’ll consider his season a rousing success if he proves he doesn’t need to be sent down to the AHL mid-year.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

More Bold Predictions

Star – Reimer Reimer got to be Reimer

Goat – career years for everbody

so the goat will be all the members of the media who don’t belive this team will make the Playoffs!!!!

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

stupid spelling

everybody
believe

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

NHL Center ICE is not cheaper in my area

This introductory price they keep talking about is not available through my local provider. (Cogeco),

They will only let me get their sports package (which includes lots of other stuff) for something like 32.00 a month

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Oct 4, 2011 10:44 AM EDT reply actions  

cogeco is awful for everything

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I actually don’t mind them for a lot of things (their high speed internet is screaming fast – 30 mps +) but they do fall down on the tv side sometimes and their on-demand is very unreliable with lots of technical glitches.

Also their new pvr boxes suck.

If God didn't want me to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

by The Meatriarchy on Oct 4, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have broadband? Get GameCentre Live. I got it for the last few months of last season at a reduced price, and I’m getting it again this year.

If you have even a good DSL connection, you can stream any game you want at HD quality. Plus when you’re travelling somewhere, you just bring your laptop with you, and stream games from wherever you want.

Scoring by committee FTMFW!

by Peter de Chatham on Oct 4, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Montreal and I think all the TSN and CBC games would be blacked out. I am looking for a VPN from outside of Canada, I think that would do the trick.

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might, but remember you can get CBC games online already. That leaves just TSN, which is a majority of games.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those CBC feeds are complete garbage… worse than illegal streams!

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

About as bad, not that much worse. And by majority (TSN) i meant minority btw -its mostly SNET-O

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can usually get the CBC games through time shifting if you have those… I know I just have to go to an alternate CBC channel to get the games in Ottawa.

Finally on the Twitter train, @j6events. Follow me, I swear I'll have interesting thoughts soon!

by BetterThanBester on Oct 4, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I did the same, it was just annoying because the other zones weren’t in HD.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

32 dollars for 6 months is pretty good no?

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brooksie is reporting that Sean Avery is going to get waived by the Rangers.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 10:48 AM EDT reply actions  

more like yelling as loud as he can that Avery’s being waived

Reasining helps me with matrh!

by elseldo on Oct 4, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

So list of teams that won't claim him

Dallas – sloppy seconds
Toronto – Dion and Cuthbert
Detroit – sucked
LA – made fun of Brown’s lisp

Am I missing any others?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Komi dated Cuthbert too, by the way.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

seriously? that girl has a fetish for hockey players.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Puck Bunny fo’ sho’

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

She IS Canadian ya know

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, we dated briefly

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t count if you write her name on your right hand.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

My romance with Elisha Cuticlebert was beautiful. Don’t insult what we hand, er, had.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a loving long term relation ship, hand to dong…er god

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

We used to go on dates. One time we got our palm read together.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked for her hand in marriage, but she told me to get a grip, I don’t think she gave me a fair shake

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

In the winter when she would embrace me, it felt like a stranger.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left hand, because I’m right handed.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lulz

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man if that guy would just shut his yap he’d be a regular NHLer. Say what you will about Avery he does have some skill

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been a mid-level 3rd liner his entire career. Never more than 15 goals; only 1 season with 35+ points; always with 150+ PIM. He’s nothing special.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dreger was just saying he got knocked off the depth chart by Kris Newbury (I’m assuming he’s talking about that Newbury).

The times I’ve seen him play against the Leafs he’s looked effective. I guess he’s just not consistent with it

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meanwhile the media shitstorm that would ensue if Burke actually claimed Avery would be so intense it’d tear a hole in the fabric of the universe

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burke could claim him just so Phaneuf could pulverarize him. That’s the only way I see it happening.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

The line of shanny avery and Gomez was pretty solid for the brief time it was together.

I had something really clever to say here. But I forgot.

by daoust on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Gah, cue a billion sloppy seconds jokes on twitter.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s crazy – if he gets claimed, it’ll be his third team.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eiffel Tower?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Winner winner chicken dinner.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Next week on Cribs: KHL edition.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Hey PFACNF


Devils GM Lou Lamoriello says Steve Bernier did not turn down a 2-way contract. “He was not offered a contract. He didn’t refuse anything.”

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 10:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Steve Bernier </3

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait was it you who loves Bernier?

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truly a sad day.

The dominating reign of Steve Bernier is likely over.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll always have Bergfors.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Frolik I think will have a good year too with CHI

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, he, Filppula, and Colin Wilson are my “sleepers” in the PPPPP Keeper league. Dropped Bergfors to pick up Filppula who undrafted.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

My only real sleeper is Brett Connolly for TBL, I don’t even know if he’s made the team yet, but was practicing with Stamkos and St Louis all pre-season

crosses fingers

Oh also Wolski because he’s possibly slated to get top line minutes with Gaborik and Richards

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

don't ban me..

Star – Lupul
Prediction – 25-30 goals (ok, maybe not a star, but I don’t see him being a goat this season)

Goat – Armstrong
Prediction – He’ll get suspended 2-3 times this season

by Gebx on Oct 4, 2011 10:52 AM EDT reply actions  

I actually wouldn’t be surprised at all if Armstrong gets a suspension or two this year

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not ban-worthy to have an opinion or guess.

Interesting pick for the Goat. I don’t see it, but it’s definitely a different guess.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

REASON: LUPUL LOVER

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED AGAIN

REASON: ARMDOG HATER

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

AGREE

Get well soon Sid, Naz, Connolly, Bozie and Marc
Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 4, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

REASON: NOT USING SAME FORMAT AS ALL THE OTHER BANS IN THIS THREAD

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAND

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAZED AND CONFUSED.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED

REASON: ONLY USED TWO PERIODS FOR AN ELLIPSIS WHICH SHOULD HAVE THREE!!!

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

BANNED
REASON: SPAMMER ALERT. USERNAME SOUNDS LIKE SOME KIND OF PHARMACEUTICAL.

History. Leafs. Drawing. In no particular order!
My Portfolio

by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 4, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since there is no CC permit me a brief digression

I am going to Halifax next week. Any must see places? I like history, food, and beer.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Moosehead Brewery

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

the port is pretty neat. not much to see but pretty historic. I think it’s where like 90% of canadian immigrants landed prior to the 1970s or something.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Check out Point Pleasant Park, Citadel Hill, or go see a Mooseheads game and see Nathan MacKinnon play. They’re cheap tickets and its usually an exciting game. The museums are pretty meh. If you’re a fan of garlic fingers or donairs then you have to hit up king of donair.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 4, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

King of Donair is the best.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve heard also that Halifax has some of the best schwarma in the world.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pah not possible. Just about the only good thing about Ottawa: best shawarma I’ve ever had. And I eat it regularly.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

the people i heard this from are Lebanese…so…

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, but I don’t know many Lebanese people that eat shawarma. Seriously. It’s fast food. Real lebanese food is seriously good, however.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Royal Oak (a pub chain in Ottawa) has a Halifax Donair special going right now, in lead up to Keith’s B-day or something.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

they assured me it was.

there also used to be a place in London that had damn good schwarma.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

just looked up what a schwarma is/was.. now i want one….

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it will literally change your life
- chicken shwarma nice delicious and juicy
- beef a little dryer and chewy a great change of pace from the chicken

by l3ojangles on Oct 4, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

you have to get good schwarma. also, it has to be the right kind of pickled beets. there are cheap ones and then there are good ones.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

also important good humus and good garlic sauce

by l3ojangles on Oct 4, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed. oh man i want some schwarma right now.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

unfortunately, Madison Wisconsin is not a great place to be when you’re looking for good ‘ethnic’ food. unless that ethnicity is German.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh baby i love my bubbis cooking i wouldnt mind some german options here

by l3ojangles on Oct 4, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

wha

Awesome sushi there, and we had a nice bowl of pho there too.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

was it Muramoto sushi? I still haven’t been yet.

I also just heard yesterday there might be an awesome noodle place somewhere.

The Indian food here is terrible. As is the Thai. There are a few OK dumpling places, but they’re so few and far between.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Muramoto. They have real wasabi for $5. Do that.

I sat at the sushi bar and bought the guys working there a round of drinks. Do that too.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

what am I? made of money?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

see, that phrase never made sense to me, if you were made out of money would you not be less likely to spend it ? I mean every time you spent it you would be, in fact, spending part of yourself. the more you spend, the less of you there would be.
maybe that is where the term “costs an arm and a leg” comes from

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that is where the term "costs an arm and a leg" comes from

bravo.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as Wisconsin goes, I thought Madison was pretty diverse.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

diverse for a mid-Western city? Yes. diverse by any real standard? no. the university obviously brings a lot of culture, but it’s still a city that is about 80% white. Of those 80% probably 50% have blonde hair.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as Wisconsin goes

So yes, the perimeters were set to “mid-Western” cities.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah. yes. i just hesitate to call any city this white ‘diverse’.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geeesh, what’s with all the “white” hate?!? White people can be pretty diverse too, I mean you got Brits, Germans, Italians, Swedes, etc.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

putting a Brit, a German, and Italian and a Swede in a bar together isn’t diversity, it’s the opening to a joke.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

had schwarma on queens quay today, and it was garbage

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

there’s nothing i hate more in life than bad food.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrorists?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Habs and Senators?

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Habs and Senators fans

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Senator… fans?
What?

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, “fans”.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate snooty people

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Italians.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hate snooty italians who cook bad food for terrorists

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

while calling people on the phone.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats cold man

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? Everybody gets to hate something but me? I’m not allowed to participate? Come on.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

psshhh you hate on everything!

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

people who are intolerant of other peoples’ cultures and the dutch.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely has to be the lamb, go with the lamb

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Peggy’s cove. Favoruite part of the East Coast. Fucking stunning (though the weather is usually pretty poor).

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screw Halifax.

Get yourself up to the Valley. Wolfville, Grand Pre, that sort of thing.

Great wineries, some nice restaurants, amazing coast and beaches.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Halifax isn’t without its charm.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I love Halifax. Just rooting for the Valley – it’s where I grew up.)

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you drive through new brunswick make sure you check out magnetic hill for its hilarious lameness and how big a deal they make out of it

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flying right over it.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did that. I was like six and thought it would be cool but then we got there and it wasn’t.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was hilariously bad. You drive to the bottom of a slight hill and your like “wtf is this…?”. Then your car gets pulled up the slight incline you just drove down by some magnetic force in the ground and you drive away saying “I just paid $5 for that..?!”

There are like..20 gift shops on the way out….

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s just an optical illusion.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_hill

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah right, how could i forget. its a good illusion, just totally not worth the money or time

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

hah, my god that show pisses me off

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

one time i watched 5 mins of it, but only because i forgot to hit the aux button on my remote while i decided which xbox game to play

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched the underwater structures one. That was pretty interesting.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

The History Channel used to not be full of dumb shit.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

greatest tank battles is still legit

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

They show half decent movies sometimes.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

MASH reruns!

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sadly, that dumb shit makes them a lot of money even if the documentaries are a million times cooler.

Original member of the Mike Weber bandwagon!
To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

and TLC used to not be about people who weren’t smart enough to wrap it. And discovery channel used to not be about people driving trucks in cold places.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And A&E didn’t used to be about showing reruns of CSI: Miami 23 hours a day.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember that.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually remember it used to be an actual “artsy” channel that showed a bunch of weird stuff; I would always skip over it while channel surfing as a kid.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

except when they were showing boobies. was that A&E?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Showcase?

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Red Shoe Diaries?

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Border Collie stole the show.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always went to CityTV for that.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We all did.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

baby blue..

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had The Movie Network growing up. Man were Friday night sleepovers fun.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had an antenna at my house until grade nine. We only got Global, CTV, CBC, CFMT, CITYTV, TVO, and the local London station. Sometimes you’d get the Fox affiliate in Erie Pennsylvania. We also got some channel from Hamilton when I was about 12, it was great.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was younger one of my friends used to have one of those huge aimable satellite dishes that picked up US stations.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had to use a big box with a knob on it that rotated the antenna to watch most stations. Good times.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah my grandma had that until about 5 years ago, and it wouldn’t go all the way around, luckily the direction that worked was towards Toronto.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t even get me started on TLC.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

TLC used to be The Learning Channel

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now it’s The Loser/Lame/LOL Channel

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Illusions dad, you don’t have time for my illusions.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you see my twitpic this morning?

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was epic.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thought you would like it

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t they just an optical illusion?

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s weird how there’s a magnetic hill in Burlington, Ontario that nobody knows about, while in other places they’re a big deal. I didn’t even hear about it until I was 16 and may or may not have participated in activities that would actually make something like that seem amusing.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was over before we could even spark our dube

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"

by Matt_Roberts on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

jealous

Get well soon Sid, Naz, Connolly, Bozie and Marc
Certified Grabbo lover & self-appointed Prime Minister of the Colby Armstrong Fanclub. Now a twit.

by Leafer87 on Oct 4, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the reason no one is picking Connelly for the goat is because expectations are so low to begin with. I don’t think anyone picked him to play over 65 games this year.

WORD to yo Momma

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Oct 4, 2011 11:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Shameless self promotion

My newest post in my Prediction Series: The Leafs of 2011-2012 is up. I make 10 predictions about the Leafs. Have a read if interested.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 11:49 AM EDT reply actions  

NO.

just kidding…that’s a pretty bold Lupul prediction. I hope its right, but he hasn’t shown that potential to me yet.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thats how he was scoring for the Leafs last year with Kessel…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, and Reimer was lights out for a lot of those months and we were shooting above average. Not saying it’s impossible, I’m just not sure its likely.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lupul has consistently shown himself to be a 0.32-0.38 GPG scorer. I expect him to continue to do that, so if healthy I expect mid 20s out of him.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not alone!

Woo hoo! Another Lupul lover!

by Gebx on Oct 4, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

make that 3

October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin

by Chuck Diesel on Oct 4, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Sean-Avery-no-longer-in-fashion-for-Rangers-pla?urn=nhl-wp14026&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

Brooks wonders if whether the Rangers “would put Avery on re-entry at any point and absorb the dead space of (pro-rated) $969,000 if claimed; salary is $4 million this year. Dallas pays $2 million no matter what. The Rangers and the claiming team would pay $1 million each.”

I hope they do it just so three teams have to pay Avery. Hi-larious.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

I didn’t know you could do that twice with teh same player!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

If he gets claimed by DAL – sad or hilarious?

I’m going to go with hilarious.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

sadlarious

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to go with unlikely.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

How the hell he ever got that $4M / year is beyound me.

Hindsight is such a bitch.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

hence the reason Brett Hull is not a GM anymore.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brett Hull is a moron.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention a turncoat.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Balls to the wall:

Goat:

Ron Wilson. Part of this is illogical. I clearly don’t like the guy. But in the preseason the PK looks the same, the offense has looked lackluster, and it might be the first year we don’t see huge improvements from some of our young guys.

Star:

Gustavsson. Again, partly illogical. In fact, he didn’t look great in the pre-season until the last game against detroit, and even then he let in 3 goals. But Reimer could falter. And if he can step in in a big way and play decent hockey I think the city (and Chemmy) may fall in love with him again.

Commence the abuse:

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Over .910: Gustavsson fan #1

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

adda boy.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think there’s much danger of that.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i feel like there’s a bet here somewhere that culminates with you buying me a Gustavsson third.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet thread!

"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."

Albert Einstein

by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 4, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ve become Gustavsson’s champion like I was Steve Bernier’s.

Didn’t work out so well for me.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You backed the kid with a club foot competing in the 100m dash

Cynically Sarcastic
Сертыфікаваны Grabbo Палюбоўнік

by clrkaitken on Oct 4, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

what i could see happening
star: frattin
- i see him eventually making it onto kessel’s line and becomes kulemin light
goat: lupul
- drops to 3rd line and does even less in a reduced role with the team

by l3ojangles on Oct 4, 2011 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

- i see him eventually making it onto kessel’s line and becomes kulemin light

that would be brilliant.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

mayb less of a goal scoring threat but i like his forcheck and hopefully his defensive awareness can somewaht resemble that of kulemins

by l3ojangles on Oct 4, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got great hockey sense for a kid out of the NCAA. I’m interested to see what he can do when playing against the big boys.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

God

I hope your right

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 4, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Prediction
Jake Gardiner wins the Vezina.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Jake Gardiner versus a hurricane. Who wins?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

But wait….the hurricane’s name is Hurricane Gardiner.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 4, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Ditka.

But its close.

RIP WB
"Your candle burned out long before your legend ever will" - Bernie Taupin

by fair_n_hite_451 on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mini Gardner 128 : Ny Rangers 0

October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin

by Chuck Diesel on Oct 4, 2011 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've only been bashing other people's guesses so far, so...

Star
Phaneuf – historically his offensive production has been tied very strongly to the effectiveness of the powerplay. I’m not sure our PK has or will improve at all, but from some of the movement and cycling on the powerplay, I’m more optimistic on it being more effective. Possibly paired with Liles on PP1, and him having an atrocious sh% compared to his history since he was traded here, I think he’ll really shine this year if he stays healthy.

Goat
Connolly – whether you call the #1 line Grabbo’s line or Connolly’s line is irrelevent, Connolly was brought in to try to jumpstart Kessel. Clearly an attempt at trying to improve the C position after losing out (badly) on Richards, Connolly while skilled has long frustrated Buffalo fans with his inconsistency and health issues. Whether it’s because he doesn’t turn Kessel into a 40+ guy or he just keeps taking injuries over and over throughout the year, I can’t see this guy being in many fans’ good books by the end of the season.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Re: Connolly

Dude hurt himself at a practice. In the pre-season. I have low expectations for games played, and half expect at one point this season him being injured after bending to lace his skates up.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connolly has played 85% of all possible games in the last two seasons.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Quiet you, with your stats and reason!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s see how he does this year. I won’t bet on more than 60 games, but I’d be very pleased if it happens.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Canucks claim Dale Weise on waivers from the Rangers…. never heard of the guy.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I have, only because of this

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice scrap. I like how they both ditch their buckets. Luke can throw that left pretty hard.

WORD to yo Momma

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Oct 4, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone doesn’t know he’s a lefty!

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure “Dale Weise” isn’t a name incognito for one “Sean Avery”?!?!? Boy, that Glen Sather is a fox, pulling a fast one on Gillies!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hm.
HennyTweets Paul Hendrick
Dion-liles….gardiner and gunnarsson working points on PP at opposite ends right now.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Not what so many of us were expecting.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. Thought that’d be Franson.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Franson kind of sucks, though. I’m less surprised than I thought I was going to be before I saw him play.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He didn’t have a great camp, but I’m still surprised he couldn’t outplay Komifuckingsarek for a spot.

I still have a ton of optimism for him.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Komisarek was 6th D at the very worst no matter what, he didn’t out play Gardiner or Gunnar, that is why he is where he is

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know he’s not Lebda, but he got incredible goaltending last year with Nashville. Also, he got 0 PK time.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very good offensively. With his reach and some work on his positioning I think he can be a top 4 D-man in the long run.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that “in the long run” should actually be “for a few years, at best”. Maybe when he’s 26-30. The guys’ already 24.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure he got like 1:50/game in PK time, no? It’s not Suter or Weber numbers, but it’s something.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, not at all.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must have been thinking of Connolly (can’t get on NHL.com at work for some reason, which has the TOI splits)

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cannon for a shot though.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess… I mean, he’ll probably get a chance at the PP eventually.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I loved this
Cody Franson played 3rd-most mins (18:15) in Nashville’s final loss/2nd round. Now? 7th on depth chart on non-playoff team. Got it.

Greg Brady

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cody Franson played 13:14 the game before. Brady’s cherry-picking so bad Jaromir Jagr’s embarassed for him.

Cynically Sarcastic
Сертыфікаваны Grabbo Палюбоўнік

by clrkaitken on Oct 4, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why I loved it

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You gotta earn your time on any team, buddy.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely thought it’d be Gardiner-Franson… of course Franson isn’t expected to play game 1 sooooo it would either be Gunnar, Schenn, or….Komi lol

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s beginning to look less and less likely that Schenn is going to get a chance to develop his offensive game.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

first thing a coach should try to do is win, putting a defense first D on the PP to develop his game might be counter productive

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Especially for Wilson, this year.

But I suspect that Schenn probably has some untapped potential, there.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, how the season starts on paper is rarely how it finishes, he may get more opportunities as things progress, if others falter or injures happen

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So fucking happy it won’t be Tim Connolly on the point.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

But all the shorthanded breakaways would be really exciting!

Original member of the Mike Weber bandwagon!
To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 4, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, except are we really going to use him at C when he’s so bad on the draw?

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have seen a lot of analysis that says basically… F/O performance isn’t all that important.

Another way to look at it is if he has a 45% that means he’ll lose one more facoff in TWENTY then someone who is at 50. Or two more than someone at 55.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And with an extra man you’d hope that you could get possession back anyways.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I remember where I read the article analyzing F/O % and its importance on teh PP. I am pretty sure it was found to be pretty insignificant.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but outside of the MGK line, our forwards are terrible at regaining puck possession.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you even watch the games?

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It takes what, 10 seconds for the defensive team to get the puck down ice and the offensive team to get it and bring it back over the red line? Not terribly worried.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

yet I think it’s correlated with wins to some percent. 1 win * lets say 60 faceoffs per game = 3 wins per game * 82 games = 240+ wins. If even 5% of those end up as goals for/prevented that’s +10 goals on the right side of the ledger. compare that if you’re at the 45% end and you’re -10 goals. That could mean a 20 goal difference.

This makes a ton of assumptions but you can see how it becomes important.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

60 faceoffs per game is probably a huge overestimate. so maybe the difference is a lot smaller.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. How many PP FO do you think he makes in a typical game?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re talking Connolly PP FOs right?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

actually, it might be close to that. i just totaled the Anaheim stats at NHL.com / 82 = 52 faceoffs per game.

i think when i correlated it with wins in an analysis i did a while back it was like r = .3 or something. it’s not insignificant.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t imply causation.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

some how winning games makes teams win more faceoffs?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

First off thats a teams FO/GP not a single players. Second I thought we were talking PP.

A first line C I believe takes about 15 FO per game. Probably 5 or so on the PP?

If those estimates are accurate that means that we are looking at one faceoff win per 4 PP’s. Yawn.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

also, i’m doubling up the +10/-10. so the differences is definetely smaller. i can’t do math and eat lunch at the same time…

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both brother.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might break his foot tripping over the blueline.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brian Burke says no. Thank goodness.
The New York Rangers have placed Sean Avery on waivers, Burke says: “I don’t see a fit with this player on our team at this time.”

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 12:56 PM EDT reply actions  

HALLELUJAH

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

at this time

I don’t like the qualifier Burke added at the end of his statement.

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes it is the nice thing to say and you never want to close any doors…well most doors…The Lebda door I hope did hit his ass on the way out

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, it’s kind of a lawyer thing to do, you never want to make a firm refusal because then you can’t go back on it once you realize you were wrong.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, nothing more than this, no reason to read more into it that’s not there.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Bobby Mac
Everyone else from Sunday and Monday cleared.

So Boyce, Crabb, and the rest are still Leafs. This is good news.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Could still get burned on re-entry waivers, I suppose.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

SOme people on twitter were talking about how they wouldn’t need re-entry.

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mirtle mentioned this, and i think it has to do with their salary being under $105,000

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

AHL salary I mean

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s also some requirements on NHL GP over the past two years and also AHL GP.

Original member of the Mike Weber bandwagon!
To make up for lost time, the Sabres signed six seasons worth of front-loaded cap skirting contracts in one week.

by Ubiquitous on Oct 4, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its correct

I discovered it earlier in the summer. I was confused why a team like the LEafs wasn’t giving max AHL to their 2 way players. It turns out that reentry waivers don’t apply if you’re AHL salary is under 105 000. So a two-way contract in a perverse situation can make it easier to avoid waivers.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’d think it would have made more sense for the NHLPA to negotiate that a player’s cap hit would be shared between the claiming team and the old team when a player was sent down.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahah, whatever. If you have something to add to this conversation, add it to this conversation.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof. Reply fail. Haven’t had one of those in a while.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still, where did the lighter fluid come from?

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except that more than likely if they do get called up, it’ll be as injury replacements and they won’t have to pass through waivers going up or down for those.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I ’spose.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apple event is happening right now. Back in an hour dudes.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

No live stream though?

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not supporting SBnation by following at http://live.thisismynext.com/Event/Apple_iPhone_5_event_live_blog ? They’re going to be on SBnation as soon as their new site launches.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t know that.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup. Bunch of former Engaget writers mostly.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cards is pretty cool. It’s an Apple app that will design a card based on a photo on your phone. They’ll then print it, ship it and give you notification of delivery. Neat.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Companies that make wedding cards are going to be pissed….

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like postcards I think. It’ll be neat to send stuff to your grandparents or people without computers.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, right, hadn’t thought of that.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an android user, I find the specs on this “new” device highly entertaining. Gotta do better than that, Jobs.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? The A5 is plenty fast for a cell phone.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

For sure, but technilogically speaking it’s a lateral move at best if they’re looking to lead the way in terms of how powerful their phone is. Most people don’t even notice a difference between single and duel-core, but if we have to wait another year for the iPhone 5, the way android is going, the 4S will be obsolete in 3-6 months.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes the iPhone is doomed because Android phones have faster processors.

Should I link to that article from 2009 or are we good?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not saying they’re doomed. But when you launch 1 device for your OS per year, it’s easy to be surpassed by your competition. Some people care about specs. If you don’t, that’s fine too. Enjoy your iPhone.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think the iPhone is going to be surpassed by Android this year?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It already has...

http://reviews.cnet.com/8301-19736_7-20039240-251.html

…if we’re talking strictly OS. That’ll happen when you have multiple devices out.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp, pack it in Apple.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, that’s exactly what I said too!

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

My android phone is far more advanced than the iPhone. Still, the iPhone offers a better user experience.

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Describe what “far more advanced” means.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top 5 in its category.

Actually I think they are about the same, now that I look at it. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Ericsson_Xperia_Arc vs http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IPhone_4

Well, the Camera’s better at least.

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really hate the bastardized Sony version of Android.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

All versions of Android that have been messed with suck. That’s why I’d go Nexus or not at all.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Acer Liquid’s pretty stock. Just isn’t rooted.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally I like HTC’s Sense (got an Evo through work). But overall Nexus is pretty solid.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find android (or sony’s verions of it) does a lot of things better than the iPhone but also a lot of things worse.

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool. That phone was realized a full year after the iPhone4 with marginal hardware updates and a shitty OS.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah! But at least I can install whatever I want on it without jailbreaking it. Win?

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can jailbreak in 5 seconds and resort back to factory software at any time with zero repercussions. Win?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, I think the iPhone is better for the most part.

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Elite among phones of its class? Or in general?

Would you play your phone in the Top Six?

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny you took issue with that but not with “better user experience”

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re looking at it the wrong way. iPhone4 didn’t have any direct competition for nearly a year until Android phones caught up. When the iPhone 5 drops, it’ll be the same thing. Android makers are thumping their chests about arriving to the party a year late with a 24 pack while Apple showed up early with a keg.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve found the most underwhelming experience on both iPhones and Android phones is actually calling someone. Everything else is pretty much a wash. The app environment is much bigger for Apple but Android apps are catching up. Also the quality of an Android phone can be really hit and miss because there are so many different manufacturers and price points. With an iPhone, there are pretty much no surprises. It is what you think it is, and it does it accordingly.

For the record I have a Samsung Galaxy S. It looks almost exactly like an iPhone 3G but lighter and with a bigger screen. I’m perfectly content with it, at least until the next iPhone comes equipped with a buzz saw or something

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calling people sucks. I mean in general. I hate talking on the phone.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This man speaks the truth.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really just hate dropping whatever I’m doing at any given point and take a phone call. At least texting allows me to converse at my leisure.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 4, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping for an iphone with a larger display. This means I’ll probably be moving to Android soon. iOS5 look promising though.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Galaxy S2 is essentially a 4S with a larger display. Amazing phone. Annnnd, that’s enough non-hockey talk for me.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And your favorite Android phone two months ago was?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

I’d like to go minimum 4.3" display and qHD res.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you want a big screen go for it, but resolution isn’t a great reason to not choose an iPhone. It has a high enough pixel density that you can’t resolve them individually without touching your eye to the phone.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats what I always thought. Doesn’t sound physically possible to notice the difference…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know the retina displays are sick, i just want a bigger display. Haven’t been that impressed with the larger 480×800 screens on a lot of Android phones. IMO the retina display is the best on any phone hands down.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. I like the idea of a bigger screen but I haven’t seen one that looked good. My buddy picks up a new Android phone every six months and they’re all forgettable.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the reason he continually gets a new phone is because the old ones constantly shit on him. Remember when he had to postpone that phone interview because his phone just wouldn’t turn on for two days?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. i’m liking the HTC Sensation 4G right now, kind of waiting to see how the new Nexus phone shakes out though. I honestly gotta say I didn’t figure you for an Apple fan. Pleasant surprise.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like things that work all the time. I like things that are simple and consistent to use because I have things to do.

Some people like to endlessly fuss with things and think that bigger spec numbers make a better product. Those people might have a fun hobby but their take on what will sell well and be popular is without fail always wrong.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have definitely not seen anything over the last decade that would ever make me bet against apple’s ability to sell a succesful product. I just talk about my preference.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also IIRC you’re an engineer and most engineers I know hate anything Apple.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m an engineer. I own Apple products.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not saying every engineer hates Apple, just a large proportion of engineers/tech people I know. But I’m on the same page as you and Chemmy re Apple.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

most engineers I know hate anything Apple.

Corrected

most engineers I know are cheap

I work at a large Architectural / Engineering firm

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of nerds like to tinker with things and dismiss “usability” without a second thought.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of people also hate popular things as a matter of principle.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somehow

Apple has managed to sell its product on that principle…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also true.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Absolutely no knock on their product, but their marketing over the last decade has been incredible. There ability to sell themselves in exactly the light they want has shocked me.

I always love when I walk around campus and see the “wannabe hippies” who are wearing african tribal clothing and covered in piece this, and anti corporation that, and shutdown big companies, etc buttons and stickers and have their MacBook and I just want to say that Apple is the epitome of a big evil company. They’ll sue the shit out of anyone, use questionable labour to build their products, etc.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, don’t even get me started

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, nobody likes hippies. How is this a reflection of Apple?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a compliment on Apple. They have done an incredible job marketing their product.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the guy in the blue sweater.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, do you like own Apple stock or something?

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh just rampant fanboyism?

Gotcha.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t consider myself a fanboy. The day that Android is a better experience I’ll switch.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I learned a long time ago, there are certain things you argue with Chemmy about, Apple and iPhones are not one of them

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Nexus Android phones.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

If someone likes Apple: fanboy. If someone likes something else: smart consumer. Gotcha.

by theninjagreg on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t say that.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

We call those: Hipsters

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

lots of people with money think that expensive shit is superior just because it costs more.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

iPhone is $199, Android phones are $199.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ignore him, he uses Bing.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL. only for flights and images.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m referring to Mac products in general.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if I’m using your logic in reply to what you’ve just said…

…so you’re saying iOS is more popular and sells better than Android specifically worldwide?

Or wait, did you not say any of that? Hmm, weird, harder to make a point when I don’t put up straw men to argue with.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 4S will sell considerably better than any single Android phone released in the next year (which will be designed to compete with the 4S now that they’ve seen it).

Your initial comment that Steve Jobs will have to do better is stupid. This is like the Windows vs. OS X market share argument. Neat lots of people use Windows. Apple’s still the largest computer manufacturer in the market with the highest profit margin.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

They also have something like 80% of the market share of computers over $1000 but still advertise themselves as a “niche” market. Their marketing is absolutely incredible.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Apple advertises themselves as a niche supplier. They were, at one point this summer, the largest company in the entire world.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like they try to sell themselves (maybe its just my impression) as a unique computer that only smart people use. Almost hipster-esque. Maybe I imagine it.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you were right, but there’s been a progression. For example, they killed the “mac v. pc” ads for a reason. The “not-windows” brand identity was a big contributor to the surge in Apple’s marketshare, but sorta got pushed aside when Apple’s brand was strong enough of its own.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes sense.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a really well done transition. The heavy note on customer service and usability combined with sleek and minimalist design has taken over Apple’s brand identity much more than “we aren’t Microsoft,” I think.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point its: Our shit works and looks pretty.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the “Apple premium” is fading fast. The MacBook Air is cheaper than the Samsung imitation.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve had my Macbook for 4 years and I’d buy another Apple laptop without thinking twice about it. Love it, its never given me any problems.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was the shift the surprised me. Can’t wait until they come down and start looking like price competitors (though I doubt they truly will in the next few years)

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’ll never compete in the Dell “cheapo laptops” because there’s no profit margin there.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Dell sucks

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most things that compete solely on what’s cheapest do.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there can be – McDonalds being a good example of a price competitor – it just sucks. Cut costs, cut corners, pump volume. Needless to say, Apple won’t be doing that.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some markets are suited to it. Judging by the relative valuations of Dell, Apple and their respective products it seems that “innovate and focus on margin not quantity” is more successful in the computer space.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apple also has the advantage of having total control over their products. If I don’t like what Dell is offering, but want a similar product, I go over to Gateway. If I don’t like what Apple is offering, but want a similar product, I get laughed at. And if anyone tries to offer me a similar product, they get the pants sued off them.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

if by “focus on margin” yeah, that makes every company “successful” by capitalist standards.

it also means they’re ripping off their clientele if other companies can do similar things for much less.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a common argument and I don’t buy it.

The answer to “Why does Apple have higher profit margins” might not be “Their product is better at everything” but it’s almost certainly not “everyone who buys their products is stupid”.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Without any numbers to back it up, it has to do with consumers’ product valuation. I mean, I think we can all agree that Apple’s OSes are more “simple” than a majority of Windows products, but aren’t particularly (or ground-breakingly) innovative – Microsoft could’ve designed designed Windows to be that simple, too. But how much is someone willing to pay for that?

There’s a reason companies spend all that cash on marketing – they make it back when people buy their products for the advertised strengths. Apple isn’t “ripping off” clients just because I can get a laptop with similar specs for $200 less. They’re selling…

…oh god…

intangibles!!1

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I am reccing this not because I agree (or disagree for that matter) with you, but just because you dropped intangibles! WOOO!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

agreed.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

they do some things well. for some, macs are going to be the better choice.

for others its about status. or subculture. or just giving in to really good marketing.

but they’re not worth like 300X what other tech companies are because their products are 300X better.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I definitely see that now that you mention it. As I said, regardless of your opinion of their product you have to be impressed by their marketing.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

My comment that Jobs will have to do better is a valid one methinks. You’re not going to convert back Android users by introducing 1 device a year that is technilogically similar to exsisting devices. Isn’t increasing market share the goal?

And yes, 4S will sell more than any single adroid device. Because there are multiple android devices to choose from. Your point would be valid if it were strictly Apple Iphone 4S vs. Google Android 4X, but it’s not.

And we’re talking cellphones here. Last I checked anyway.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

My comment that Jobs will have to do better is a valid one methinks

I’d certainly hope you thought the thing that you posted is valid.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll take that as an admission that iPhones blow, Apple is doomed (LIKE I SAID!!) and that you’re jealous of all Android users (but especially me).

GOOD DAY.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except Apple will probably make more money off the iPhone 4s than google does off of all of those phones…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? This isn’t the first time he has shat on someone who has promoted blackberry or android here.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because, Nexus phones aside, they’re crummy phones on crummy platforms.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of my best friends has a Samsung Galuxy S (I believe?) and loves it and I have definitely enjoyed playing with it when he is around.

One thing I am very jealous of is the removable battery. His phone basically never dies on him because he can just pop in another battery (he bought 2 extra with a charger for 7$). That would be huge to me, as I use my phone for an ereader whenever I am out and it often dies on me if I don’t charge it.

Another feature I wish I had was the ability to put in a microSD card. I want to be able to expand my memory…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

When you got your phone, did I recommend that you get an iphone?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah you were pretty neutral.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok good, in that case I can say you should have gotten an Android phone and be guilt-free :)

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez – I don’t understand any of this conversation. I just reupped my plan and took the phone they gave me for free, which turned out to be my first smartphone.

I literally sent my first text message a week ago.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You can buy an external battery charger/life extender for the same price as buying a new battery. You also don’t have to turn off the phone to use these. Then again, who the hell carries around extra phone batteries on their person at all times?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Android users

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

~28 hours of moderate usage on my atrix. Wasn’t thrilled with the batter life before a recent update (was getting about 22), but since it’s been more than fine.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is my statement incorrect in some way?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m happy with my battery life, and don’t keep any extra batteries on me. Didn’t even realize anyone would.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

My battery lasts about a day, give or take. Based on conversations I’ve had about this, battery life is about the same for iPhone and Android users.

Also, I find how much personal identity people ascribe to their cellphone to be astonishing. It’s a bloody phone.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batman?

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batman’s a scientist!

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol I do in my backpack, the batteries are pretty small

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You carry a backpack around at all time? Are you that guy in the bar who has a backpack?

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have never heard of such a thing. I will definitely look into that. I would leave it in my napsack for days where I am out for days where I greyhound home.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Score, thanks man.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use my phone constantly. Literally constantly. Ask Skinny it might fuse with my hand one day. I’ve never had the battery die on me.

While I was in New Orleans last year I streamed an entire baseball game on 3G in a bar and it didn’t die.

You might have a lemon.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m thinking about getting a Razor

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sick, I hear Gilette makes a good one.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck Gilette it’s all about the Schick Quattro

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schick Quattro

Quite possibly the worst razor ever. They were handing them out for free on my college campus years back. I took one, went home, used it and quickly realized why they were free.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

a razr

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s the ticket!

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember when those came out. Man those were the hotness.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

my first cell phone

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sprint Touchpoint baby

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

bam

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

CLASSIC
You could throw that thing down the stairs and it wouldn’t break

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

i found it a couple months ago with charger, fuckin’ thing still works!

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you have to charge it? I wouldn’t be surprised if thousands of years from now someone digs up an old Nokia and turns it on.

“What’s this moving line? Whoa I hit that dot and it got longer.”

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck you man, Snake was amazing

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

i plugged it in and it had something like a 3rd of the charge
I played snake for about an hour

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That’s awesome.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s one long dump.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think i had something similar as well

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was my first cell. Ran a good three years solid. I liked that phone.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t go wrong with Nokia.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Comments from 2001.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

They still around?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I think they still have a hard-on for Symbian

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

went outta business. I’m gonna download an mp3 of their old ringtone and put it on my berry

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a shame. Gotta keep with the time though eh?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You sure? They announced a deal with Microsoft to use Windows Phone 7

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re right, they still exist, but completely irrelevant

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

At one point they had solid smart phones. Then Apple came in and wrecked that.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they’re going to pump out some cool WP7 phones.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

rofl

Though to be honest I’ve never used WP7

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nokia still has quite a large following in Europe and Asia, in part because they still make a lot of the lower-end phones. In terms of smartphone technology, they’ve pretty much screwed themselves sticking with Symbian and now jumping to Windows 7

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a phone similar to this, but the outside screen was blue.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

and this was my first phone

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was my dad’s phone!

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny because it was my dad’s phone too, I just got it from him when he got a new one, making it my first phone.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine too. I had that from grade 11 to my 1st year of university.

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 4, 2011 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

My progression of phones

This isn’t the exact one but I can’t remember what it was called and looks close:


Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see a trend with sliding phones.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah i noticed that too. There was a nokia flip in the middle that my dad gave me because it was his old one.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

I always liked flip phones best, but they always broke.

I had the phone below as a back up (was my mom’s old phone) for years, and once even dropped it in an icy puddle while walking and talking in Ottawa; picked it up and kept talking.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terrible build quality

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was a serious brick though. The lights on the sides were clear rubber on the outside and they acted like bumpers when it was dropped.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the lights on the sides, but the keypad was a real nuisance.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah definitely. I never had it for a long period of time but remember disliking texting with it.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The worst, luckily I literally only had it for a month before I pawned it off to my sister.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

My first cell phone. Parents bought it for me. I was 16 I think

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that is seriously my dad’s first cell phone; circa 1997?!?!? The screen lit up when you pressed the buttons!!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah well check out this dope phone

First phone to play MP3s baby. 128mb of storage in 2002.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

But the best dumbphone of all time is:

SE T610

It had fuckin BLUETOOTH.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the first cell phone I owned. I resisted getting a cell phone for a long time, but then there was a deal where:

  • Amazon had the phone on sale for $100 (normally $300)
  • There was a $100 rebate from Amazon with purchase of service contract
  • There was a $200 rebate from T-mobile with purchase of service contract

I bought five phones for $-1000, ebayed four of them for $150 apiece, and paid $480 for the $10/month/phone for including the other four phones on my plan for a year.

Net profit: $1120 plus a phone. Win!

by Eric T. on Oct 4, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and only $600! I remember one of the sales managers walked around the office when he was one of the first to have it, thought he was king shit because he had one.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You were the illest in high school if you had one of those. I did not. :(

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird. I find the battery is strong but whenever I spend a lot of time reading (I use Kobo) it kills the battery pretty quick. Probably a percent every 3 minutes.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have brightness all the way up?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just below middle.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also don’t have bluetooth on.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Your phone is broken.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

How often do you put it through a full charge cycle?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nightly. I am usually around 20-30% when I plug it in

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Try discharging it all the way then let it charge overnight so it’s at 100%. If you always partially charge and discharge the battery won’t operate a full capacity.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll give it a try tonight.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just can’t stand not being able to customize my phone. I have an iPhone and I want out.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you want to customize?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its always little stupid things. I wanted 5 things on my dock. Can’t do it. I want to be able to change settings on the fly. Can’t do it. I want to be able to have live updating information (I believe iOS5 added this one).

Basically everything I want to do is possible through jail breaking, but I don’t really think I should have to jail break.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jail break your phone. What’s wrong with you?

You have to root Android phones to do plenty of things, it’s the same shit.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have jailbroken. I did wait until my warranty was done, but I did it. I would rather not have to. I can’t really explain why but I don’t like doing it.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I can’t stand the actual phone. For some reason it often tells me I have a signal (like 3+ bars) and than just won’t make a damn call. Gives me call failed. I have to turn on and off airplane mode then it can’t find a network…

Meh I’m excited to switch to Android…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

My phone fails every call immediately the first time I make a call.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit call, fails call immediatly, hit call again, call goes through fine. Doesn’t matter how strong my signal is.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird. My phone makes a phone call when I hit the call button. I had a lovely 30 minute chat on one bar Sunday morning.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have had very bad experiences with it. I’ll give it one thing though when the call does go through its clear.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, once I hit retry it goes though fine. Honestly doesn’t really bother me, just a weird quirk about my phone.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

1) Make Genius bar appointment.
2) Take iPhone to Genius bar
3) Have problem fixed or new phone handed to you with all of your old settings
4) Make cellular telephone calls

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t you have to pay after the 1 year warranty is done?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Step i) extend warranty so this shit doesn’t happen.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you worried the Apple store will shoot you in the face if you take it in? What’s the worst that happens? “Sorry, it’s out of warranty.”

You’ll probably leave with a new phone if you’re nice.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assumed I’d pay. Regardless not really an option out here in London.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go to the Mac Outpost on Warncliffe.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s also a store that is an official mac dealer at Oxford and Wonderland, in the plaza that has the Rexall.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

True, I know a guy who works at the Mac Outpost though.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is no Apple store in London?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. They might get a mall one someday.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked the part where I had a voice to voice conversation with a person mile away using a box the size of a playing card.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have an Atrix and love it, but ATT/Motorola won’t let you touch your phone without rooting it.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brayden Schenn is going to win the Calder Trophy

If the Adirondack Phantoms do well this year;

Well then… RT @davegisaac: Schenn to phantoms per homer.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Best prospect in hockey.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was cody hodgeson, or was it Jordan Eberle? Tyler Seguin? batman?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Batman, for sure. I read about it

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

urrr Cup, whatever. lols

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

well he did have a shoulder injury, conditioning?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the hell is Adirondack?

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Flyers’ AHL team……..

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whever you want, I suppose. People have them outside, usually.

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yes but these have now been renamed to Muskoka Chairs in Ontario at least

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s just to market them to Muskoka people. They will always be Adirondacks to me.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ontario people always shit bricks when I tell them that in the rest of the world they’re known as Adirondack chairs.

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m from Northern Ontario – we knew what they were.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Southern Ontarioan’s, with their silly “cottages”… they’re camps damn it!

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

camps? that implies camping, which is done in tents

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it like, if it’s for vacation it’s a cottage, if it’s for hunting it’s a camp?

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or fishing. Or living without one or more of running water, electricity or insulation.

Cottages are basically houses near water, no rustic feel.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story – my camp was built by a Stanley Cup Champion.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was he a hab?

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Merlyn “Bill” Phillips.
Used all his money to buy a bay and build hunting camps for his buddies. Later, rented and sold to families.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love goin to the cottage

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are just shocked how wrong the rest of the world is

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

or how Snobby Muskoka can be… those that I know that cottage in the kawarthas still call them Adirondack chairs.

I have since I built one in grade 10 shop class

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any advice? I picked on off someone’s boulevard that needs a few boards replace. Would like to do it myself, but question my handiness.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was around 20 years ago, my advice, put it back and buy new.

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upstate NY.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bust

Cynically Sarcastic
Сертыфікаваны Grabbo Палюбоўнік

by clrkaitken on Oct 4, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Similar NHLe to Kadri. BEST PROSPECT IN HOCKEY.

(Ten more forwards have graduated past him this season)

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, does that mean Couturier is sticking?

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would be very surprised if he lasts more than 9 games.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I’ve read…and a guy named Read

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like it.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting note from capgeek
capgeek

#NHL #Flyers Brayden Schenn is only eligible for $1.405m in B bonuses if he spends every day on the Flyers’ roster and appears in 82 games.

That means Brayden Schenn’s cap hit should drop from $3.11m to $1.705m after just one day in the minors. #NHL #Flyers

That could explain it too.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

aahhh

fuck you

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mine is better.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

#NHL #Flyers Brayden Schenn is only eligible for $1.405m in B bonuses if he spends every day on the Flyers’ roster and appears in 82 games.

Capgeek

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

So capgeek is speculating this may all be a clever salary cap move because if Schenn doesn’t play all 82 games for the Flyers, he’s ineligible for his Type B bonuses:

That means Brayden Schenn’s cap hit should drop from $3.11m to $1.705m after just one day in the minors. #NHL #Flyers

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is fucking sneaky

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again it’s Paul “I don’t know how 35+ contracts work” Holmgren, so really he might have no fucking clue and just stumbled upon this little extra bonus to sending Schenn down.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were him I’d play it off as a clever cap move anyway

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the team, kid. We’re really excited to have you here. We like you so much we want to take $1.4 million dollars from you.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Philly GM being a jerk?! Well I never…

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

His agent should never let him forget that.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I were Brayden, I would never let my agent forget this, isn’t this what you pay an agent for?

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Dreger

Brayden Schenn’s contract is interesting. He could earn a “B” bonus of $1.265 this season if he played 25 mins or more in all 82 games.
That’s crazy. Here is the list of players who averaged 25+ minutes last season:
Keith, Boylce, Bouwmeester, Staal, Doughty, Chara, Whitney, Weber, Phaneuf, Suter, Green, Burns, Pitkanen. All of them defensemen. The highest ATOI for a forward was Kovalchuk with 22:33. Why put in a bonus clause that would be impossible to obtain? This makes no sense for either party, but mostly just no sense to Holmgren. This reaffirms my stance that Paul Holmgren understands jackshit about the CBA.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

bwahahahahaha

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops!!!! hahaha

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Lombardi…giving unobtainable bonuses to your rookies while flailing to sign the best defenseman you’ve ever had on your team.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

you did verify this is from the real Dreger right?

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holmgren: 1
Haters: 0

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Oct 4, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did we just start keeping score 30 seconds ago?

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stil think your assertion of Holmgren’s GM’ing ability is still valid

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Growing assumption on BSH is that this was deliberate design to prevent the lack of bonus cushion from keeping him out of the NHL this year.

Basically, that they agreed that fair pay was about $1.6M in bonuses per year, agreed to pay it as $850k, $2M, $2M, and then layered on $1.2M of unattainable bonuses in the first year.

Without those shenanigans, his cap hit would’ve included about $1.6M in bonuses this year. With them, it’ll be $750k less.

And no, there’s no chance in hell Homer would’ve even thought that far ahead, much less figured out how to circumvent the CBA. Hell, he can barely even comply with the CBA.

by Eric T. on Oct 4, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably doesn’t have a chance at hitting any of those…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star- Macarthur, I think he proves his value to all (most) of his doubters in a career year.

Goat- Frattin, I don’t think he’s done enough to deserve to be on this team, and he’s going to be exposed.

by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 4, 2011 2:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing strong smart hockey isn’t enough? Also kinda hard to expose a player who has played ONE career game

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I find players who have one career game under their belts are often the most frequently exposed. He’s coming right from the NCAA, he has a ton to learn still, and instead of learning that on the marlies, he’s going to be learning that on the leafs.

by A Lindros Jaw on Oct 4, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, for the love of -

STOP POSTING ABOUT PHONES

Not followin' @JPNikota on Twitter? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.

by JP Nikota on Oct 4, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WE’RE BORED!

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make a hockey comment that will engage people in discussion!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s no way Gus plays above a .901 Sv % this year. No way.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

None? I’ll take that bet.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

ermmm….just trying to stir up convo….

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, let's talk about homophones instead.

Brendan Saad just signed a new contract, so I be he’s actually Brandon Happy today!

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Incorrect. Brendan Saad just signed a new contract, he can finally afford move out of the sod house in which he had been living.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

via Mirtle

Ron Wilson on why Komisarek is in the Leafs top six: “Komo has played as well as any of our defencemen at training camp.”

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Fuck, so our defencemen are all dogshit.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whats he supposed to say?

We’re not gonna pay him $4.5M to sit in the pressbox

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be pretty pissed right now if I was any of the following people:

Phaneuf
Schenn
Liles
Aulie
Gardiner
Gunnarsson
Lashoff
Finger
Blacker
(okay, i got bored… insert any d-man that played since training camp began.)

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Oct 4, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan ROsen
Torts confirms NYR are looking for defense help, understands if it is going to happen for Friday it better happen quick.

Mr Sather, line 1, Brian Burke holding

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Gunnarson for Richards

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stepan

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way they give him up, but he’s who I want too. That kid is going to be amazing.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does the same guy who picks McIlrath before Fowler come away with three great second round picks in Anisimov, Stepan, and Dubinsky?

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

luck

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most GMs give their scouts more authority on second round picks?

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe with some weird variance going on.

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stepan and Anisimov both look goooooooood.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh no

Gunnar or Anisimov (I WISH)

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dubinsky

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Redden… wait hold on.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

“If you liked Redden’s contract…”

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember this?
@mirtle. The only way either would be in play would be for a big forward. Can’t see it happening anytime soon.

Brian Boyle?

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ansimov is 6’4….

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s good.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also much younger.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

and better

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are all reasons why it would be less likely he would be the one we’d get.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Burke would settle for a player he doesn’t want, picks maybe, but not a player

in a trade anyways

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anisimov/Colborne down the middle would be nuts.

Starting 5 that includes Anisimov, Colborne, Aulie, and Franson. Giants.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

throw Sondre Olden on the other wing
or for comedic sake Cameranesi

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Brian Burke. Russian = minus one foot. Get a 7’2" Russian and Burke is listening.

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think his conversion to certified Grabbo lover might mean he is open to big and strong Russian forwards (Grabbo isn’t big but he punches above his weight)

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

grabbo was here when Burke got here

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and? He might not have brought him in, but he sure knows his value now.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s also Belarusian, which I believe translates to “a good russian”.

by Learn2Leaf on Oct 4, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

plus the original comment was about Burke acquiring Russians, not retaining them

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please god no. Anisimov please.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if NYR are on Komi’s tradeable list/not on his no-trade list (whatever he has).

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is originally from NY right?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Long Island, so close. For some reason I can picture Komi in a Rangers jersey pretty easily

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wishful thinking.

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’ll never happen as they’re far to close to the salary cap. With Avery off the books, they have about $2M in capspace with their current roster per capgeek, so probably more likely $3M once they make final cuts. Even with Staal’s IR relief (He they put him on LTIR at some point) they could never afford Komi. But Gunnarsson……

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

dubinsky makes 4.2, just sayen

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can he play left wing?

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Connolly can

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dubinsky plays LW and C.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dr. Tim Connolly
Tim Connolly told Ron Wilson after practice that he’s doubtful for Thursday

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:45 PM EDT reply actions  

well he’s been hurt enough he probably knows what a “no go” feels like

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

He probably has more experience with hockey related injuries than a typical team doctor.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tim Connolly has been listed as day-to-day with ‘Being Tim Connolly.’

Visit my blog at: http://50-mission-cap.blogspot.com/
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)

by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 4, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He knows his body, he knows if he can or can’t play

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes right now he feels normal, when thing start to fell abnormal he will know nothing is wrong and he can play.

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Oct 4, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

fuckin’ Tim Connolly

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Oct 4, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh. good.

Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 4, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tyler Bozak: first line center

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least it’s due to injury and not default this time, baby steps.

The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation

by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Oct 4, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been there. Done that.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Oct 4, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least this season regardless of Splodeybones 2.0 we will have other options (Lombardi after he’s adjusted, Colborne)

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lombardi could end up being Splodeybones 2.1

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like splodeybrains, but yes.

by Goosemonster on Oct 4, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

the t-shirt was too small, couldn’t get it on, you could say it was…above my head!

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zig and Aulie made it to Syracuse at 3am this morn. Both told to not to attend morning skate. Both showed up and skated anyways. #character

Dallas Eakins

Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984

by leafer1984 on Oct 4, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome

elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly

by sportsfan2 on Oct 4, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really think sending Aulie down was the right move. It should make him “hungry”.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 4, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is a weird bit of info:
@jtbourne Justin
@mirtle Read your bit on Franson – strikes me as brutal Wilson’s only communication w/ a new player is through the media. That’s not good.
@mirtle James Mirtle
@jtbourne It’s typical of how it works here.
@jtbourne Justin
@mirtle With Wilson, or with it being the huge hockey media market? You’d think that’d lead to more closed door conversations.
@mirtle James Mirtle
@jtbourne With RW. Lebda said he never was told anything.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Fire Ron Wilson?

Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 4, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

beat me to it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

clap clap clap-clap-clap

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s face it, Wilson is a dick. Guy can’t say ANYTHING without accidentally or deliberately slighting one player or another.

I’d happily fire the fucker.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I actually remember being widely criticized for commenting last year about RW’s character (it might have been when Burtch and I had that big blow-up over RW following that dude home because he yelled at him). in any case there was a lot of discussion about whether we really knew what he was like behind closed doors and whether players actually liked playing for him or not.

not talking to your players about things doesn’t seem like a great way to rally the players around your leadership. then again, maybe he reserves that move for #7 defensemen.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s possible he tries wants to avoid being “friendly” with players as much as possible so it’s easier to make objective decisions about the team.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

i suppose.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that’s more about contract status and related issues than them being best buddies.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe Ron Ron is too busy setting up his new Twitter account to properly communicate with the players. #priorities

Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 4, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

communicating with the Toronto media is actually FASTER than talking directly to the player.

#centreofthehockeyuniverse

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe that’s what the iPads on the bench are for. So players can read his tweets about shift changes.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Oct 4, 2011 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also a pretty strange/stupid tweet
@Bozie42 Tyler Bozak
Beauty day out in tdot. I guess I’ll take a couple balcony breaks from the couch today haha. #mlbplayoffs

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Athlete uses twitter to distribute mundane update. News at 11.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Athlete uses twitter to give off impression he’s lazy and spends all day on couch.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

GASP! an athlete relaxing on a day off? HE MUST WORK OUT EVERY SECOND HE IS AWAKE! WHY ISN’T HE TRAINING WITH GARY ROBERTS?

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

BRING BACK GARY ROBERTS!

Kulemin so hot right now, Kulemin.

by PassivelyTruculent on Oct 4, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn’t even a day off – I think they had a morning skate today, didn’t they? Someone mentioned Connolly was out there.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grabbo was out there too, and Boyce and Crabb.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well the good news is, if he keeps this up, the lazy bastard will be scoring 30 goals in no time!

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 4, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Nice, Red’d

No Good Komi Scum

by SPERO on Oct 4, 2011 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he supposed to be doing jumping jacks in between practice and lifting?

Pension Plan Puppets*
* Blog contains less than 2% puppet content by weight.

by Chemmy on Oct 4, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

mother fucker best not be tweeting unless he is using his tongue to type between situps

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A blinking-language translator will also be accepted.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jumping jacks with his legs while doing stick/puck handling drills with his arms. And…. GO!

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So tweeting with his …

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

From Ulmer article:

Newcomer Cody Franson will start the season as a scratch, a fact Wilson attributed not so much to a poor camp but to the improved play of Komisarek. "He’ll play lots," Wilson said.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Source

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That article seems to suggest the following forward lines

Lupul-Bozak-Kessel
Kulemin-Grabs-Frattin
Crabb-Dupuis-Army
Brown-Lombardi-Rosehill

So first off: NO ORR!!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!

Second: Lombardi on the 4th with Dupuis on the 3rd eh? They are trying to be patient with him it seems. I also feel like we must have a prospect that would be better to call up than Crabb. What about Mueller or Caputi?

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume Lombardi will jump up higher if he’s feeling good/ coaching staff thinks he’s ready for those minutes?

by TheCeej on Oct 4, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think a 4th line with Lombardi and Brown will be effective in terms of speed for forechecking.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

The no Orr would also be awesome because whenever I said that him getting scratched occasionally this year was a possibility I was told it would never happen.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

we are playing MTL the first game, who don’t really have a heavy weight to fight do they? Probably part of the reason Orr isn’t playing.

by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 4, 2011 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, with MacArthur out of the lineup, who’s gonna keep Jaroslav Spacek in line?

by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 4, 2011 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT HE HAS NEVER BEEN A HEALTHY SCRATCH SO HE NEVER WILL BE NO MATTER WHAT YOU IDOIT!!1

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Franson is wearing the blue jacket, looking on distastefully.

by BeyondBeleaf on Oct 4, 2011 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Leafs got about 4 weeks to evaluate Cody Franson, who was playing in a new city for a new coach using a new system.

What’s Mike Komisarek’s excuse?

Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Oct 4, 2011 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

mirtle James Mirtle
Leafs get Steckel – a big, faceoff-winning checking centre – for a fourth-round pick in 2012.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 4, 2011 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Saw that, lead NHL in faceoff % last year.

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve_Dangle Steve Dangle Glynn
David Steckel lead the entire NHL in faceoff percentage last season at 62.3%. Took 820, won 511 and lost 309.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 4, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preparing to move a center?

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Oct 4, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

right now the 4th line could be Rosehill 6’3 – Steckel 6’5 – Orr 6’4

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bozak and Gunnar for……

Toronto Maple Leafs: All about the Lemon Grabs
Twitter

by LeafFan1989 on Oct 4, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone explain this move to me

elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly

by sportsfan2 on Oct 4, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lombardi soon to be ready for 3rd line duties and there is someone who likes bozak

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

this explains the TV tweet.. he’s been told he’s on the move and no longer cares

elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly

by sportsfan2 on Oct 4, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

i guess goodbye bozie…

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Oct 4, 2011 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fuck.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lets not get all sombre till we see what we get back

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aw, I like Bozak, a lot. Had some bad times last year, but I think he’s got some skill, and some guts. Would like to hang onto him.

Still… have always hated the Connolly thing, and something probably has to be done or we waste a month spinning wheels.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lombardi replaces Bozak, New blood replaces Lupul. Lupul replaces guy selling cotton candy in the standing room

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Having seen Lombardi play his first game in a calendar year, I’m really not sure he’s ready to jump in full-time as a 3C.

Maybe Connolly will be out a while and Bozak needs to be #1C again. Ack.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colborne!

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or if anything happens at all.

Although it’s hard to imagine it won’t.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steckel? I guess..

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Twitter me this.

Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!

by happiergilmore on Oct 4, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

eh, 4th rounder

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

is he supposed to play? does this mean nobody was impressed with dupuis?

elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly

by sportsfan2 on Oct 4, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

steckel is an american boy
and at least burke didn’t take avery

by jeffgm on Oct 4, 2011 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure avery was a mighty temptation

elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly

by sportsfan2 on Oct 4, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

komisarek or lashoff for steckel would have been better then a 4th but probably not possible.

by jeffgm on Oct 4, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steckel I think was actually a salary dump TO us so NJ could sign some of their tryout players.

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait why are you hating on Lashoff? He is on a two-way contract and currently on the Marlies, literally in NO WAY effecting the team.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

he makes shitty music, so fuck that

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer a 4th round pick rather then lashoff.
maybe burtch can show me that lashoff is worth more than your “average” first round draft pick

by jeffgm on Oct 4, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I would be happier with orr (or komisarek) plus a 4th for steckel

by jeffgm on Oct 4, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh a 4th has extraordinarily low value.

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup, late picks are tremendously over valued, the likely hood of getting a player half as good as Lashoff with your 4th rounder is like 3 percent or something

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And you don’t even like Lashoff…

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope,

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

So… bye bye Bozak?

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Twitter me this.

Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!

by happiergilmore on Oct 4, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

tell her to shut up or you’ll steckel her

Resident Internet Tough Guy

by JaredFromLondon on Oct 4, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either someone (Connolly) is more injured than the team is letting on, or the Leafs already have another trade lined up. My money is on the latter.

The plural of "anecdote" is not "data".
Internet Champ. I'm on Twitter too! - draglikepull

by Draglikepull on Oct 4, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

so, who goes down? doesn’t this mean there’s one player too many on the 23 (+Kadri) man roster??

...Being surrounded by Sens and Habs fans makes me lose faith in humanity...

by El Monstruo on Oct 4, 2011 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crabb?

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

or Rosehill

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steve_Dangle Steve Dangle Glynn
I love Toronto. Was Dave Steckel even trending when he hit Crosby? #Leafs

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy

I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni

Twitter me this.

Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!

by happiergilmore on Oct 4, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Soooooo bottom C depth now or what?

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

This wasn’t the New Jersey Devil I was hoping for….

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

We sit and wait to see what the next move is. Burke didn’t just put us $100,000 from the cap just so that he could acquire the mighty David Steckel.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Oct 4, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

$100,000… but thats with 25 roster spots

Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.

by nhlcheapshot on Oct 4, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Steckel – bigger than Brent/Boyce/Dupuis, better at face-offs, good penalty-killer apparently, takes few penalties himself, equally poor around the net.

I’ll take it as an upgrade.

R.I.P. The playoff hopes of Montreal Canadiens fans for 2011-12.

by not norm ullman on Oct 4, 2011 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else remember Sifers?

I vaguely remember him. Anywho he scored a goal against the sabres today. Screw you Miller. (I’m assuming Miller was in net)

Confused why people think Aulie is better than Gunnarson. Please ask me to explain
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!

by BCapp on Oct 4, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

Your best source for quality Toronto Maple Leafs news, rumours, analysis, stats and scores from the fan perspective.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recent FanPosts

N907005365_1934770_7971_small
PPP Salary cap Challenge - Paper bag Leaf fan
Lifeasaleaffan_small
(Old) Marlies Game Photos
Newman_small
PPP Salary cap Challenge - samspade
Small
PPP Salary Cap Challenge - DaSim85
Globeatar_small
How Much Should You Spend On A Top 4 D?
Phaneufkessel_small
TOI-weighted NHL Team Ages
48839cd14228986f0ad0d2e405f1_small
Casting Call
Petering_small
PPP Salary Cap Challenge - Self Destructive Zones
Globeatar_small
The Fancystats Exchange, Part 1
Or-wallpaper-1680x1050__1__small
PPP Salary Cap Challenge-BCapp #2

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >

StatCounter

wordpress visitor


Chief Blogging Officers

Calvin_small PPP

Aen1_small Chemmy

PPP's Girlfriends

Don_t_panic_small SkinnyFish

Picture_1_small JP Nikota

Fg_small birky

Christian-hanson-wrecks-brian-o_1__small Bower Power