The Toronto Maple Leafs have traded a fourth round pick to New Jersey for David Steckel. One time David Steckel scored 19 points in a season (his career high) and another time he killed Sidney Crosby.
But don't just believe me: check out his awesome skating in the above picture! Steckel's under contract this year and next for $1.1M. Thinking positively: a fourth round pick is worth less than a ham sandwich, so at least the price is right. Maybe this means one of our eight billion depth centers is on the move.
Follow me over the jump for a list of Steckel's outstanding offensive accomplishments.
End of list. Thank you for reading Pension Plan Puppets.
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David Steckel...
Has a name that's fun to say (206 votes)
Will face a Canadian war crimes tribunal for killing Sidney Crosby (359 votes)
Will score 30 goals in Toronto (172 votes)
737 total votes
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