Dancing the Night Away
I can attest to the fact that there are actually people dancing in the streets right now, as the Toronto Maple Leafs have defeated Montreal 2-0.
Seriously, dancing in the streets. For their first win. Enjoy it while it lasts. - Kukla's Corner
All of you dumb assholes should stop dancing in the streets and enjoying wins. It's ridiculous to celebrate something that makes you happy.
Instead follow the lead of the ever stoic Montrealer who celebrates only when it's appropriate and also when they win a first round playoff series and burn cop cars.
Not a good game for the Habs, in a variety of ways. Price looked good. Raphael Diaz is going to be a solid player. But otherwise, a lacklustre effort for most of the game.
This variety of ways is pretty simple. Reimer was excellent and Price was Toskalian. Toronto's penalty kill outscored Montreal's power play.
Raphael Diaz wasn't among the top ten "going to be solid" players who play defense in the NHL in the building tonight and I take issue with "lacklustre effort". It's the first game of the season. If you're not ready to skate it's not because you don't have any legs. It's not because you aren't excited. It's because you got outplayed.
Teams getting outplayed look like they're not trying because they can't do anything.
As a fan, I’d be frustrated, or angry, but it’s game one. And as I always say, I’d much rather lose the first game than the last one.
Frustrated or angry over a hockey game? I thought the proper behavior was to say "Good game" and shake the nearest opposing fan's hand exactly once before walking home as stoically as possible.
The Leafs took their home opener 2-0 and that's a ton better than pretending to be a contender and getting smoked by a team you think won't sniff the playoffs. Toronto fans danced in the streets and planned the parade and blah blah blah. We'd rather dance than hide our jerseys at the bar because our team lost or burn a cop car because we won a first round playoff series.
Montreal sucks. Ottawa's next.
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Montreal sucks. Ottawa’s next.
Hell yes!
Can we start trolling Silver Seven Sens now? i won’t be online tomorrow.
Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.
“Ottawa sucks too is akin to saying bacon is also delicious
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 7, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions
By some fraction of a degree, yes. It’s hard to play hockey when you’re wrapped in bacon though.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 7, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions
The stranger the situation, the more fun it is to seem completely certain about it.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 7, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions
TWSS
RIP WB
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by fair_n_hite_451 on Oct 7, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Whenever I go to shave, I assume there’s someone else on the planet shaving, so I say, “I’m gonna go shave, too.”
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by Draglikepull on Oct 7, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Habs fans in toronto would have been rubbing it in all of our faces had they won, F them
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "M" and an "E"
Those dickheads would have been ole-ing all the way down the street on their way out of the ACC.
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
THATS OUR SONG
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Oct 7, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
that was so much fun
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions
Best leaf game I have ever been to
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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wha?
Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.
in 2009-2010 bunch of PPPers went to a Leafs Habs game that Johnny fucking Mitchell won in a shoot out, we sung Ole all the way out of the ACC
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
and you got yelled at in toronto? haha
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yeah, there were a ton of habs fans
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
we were in the standing room and there were a group of hab fans beside us and one girl came over and yelled at us as we were singing that in their face
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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remember that douche that won the Leafs jersey?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Ya what the fuck.
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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the fact that I got to laugh at hung over chemmy the whole game maed it better too
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions
Man you're young.
"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift
by The '67 Sound on Oct 7, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Not that young, The game was ok, but it was more of the fact that it was, Jared, Chemmy, PPP, Skinny, puckurgently, Ferg, BTD and a couple of caps fans all in the SRO section.
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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yes but you missed out on dinner with Mr and Mrs Down Goes Brown
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BIRTHDAY SHOTS
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions
I’ll admit it was fun watching the Sabres fans get angry about it at the Habs/Sabres game i went to last season
Leaves ACC/Maple Leaf Square, north to Front, East on Front to Yonge, North up Yonge to Queen, West on Queen to Nathan Phillips Square. Planned.
Best event to occur in a game against the Sabres in recent years was definitely last season (or the one before?) where Sabres fans were chanting “USA! USA!” and the Leaf fans (who occupied 50% of the HSBC arena) responded with “SILVER MEDAL! clap clap clapclapclap SILVER MEDAL! clap clap clapclapclap”
I was in section 308 last night
and proudly joined in the chorus of “oles” that erupted with about 90 seconds left. Woo! There was actually a large number of Habs fans in the ACC last night. I don’t think anyone said a thing that wasn’t maybe yelling at a ref from Lombardi’s goal onwards.
Frattin didn’t seem too out of place on the Means of Production line. Grabbo and Lombardi were the best Leafs on the ice, next to Reimer. I’m really really pleased Reimer had such a great performance.
I’ll take the win. Reimer kept them in it in the first, and the Leafs outplayed the last two periods and took the win. I hope the Habs fall long and hard this year. I’d be worried tha they’ll get a good draft pick out of it, but then I remembered it’s Montreal — they’ll jsut take some kid with a French Canadian name who turns out to have a babboon heart on the outside of his body. Then drive him out of town in 3 years when he proves to not be Boom Boom Geoffrion.
Bring on the Sens!
Unabashed fan of the surprise 2012 Stanley Cup champs
They sure as fuck disappeared into the ether after the game when they had been pretty thick on the ground before the game
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by PPP on Oct 7, 2011 1:51 PM EDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I’ve just joined Habs Eyes on the Prize and Silver Seven for future heckling opportunities. It feels so wrong joining, but it will be worth it later! There’s nothing I enjoy more than rubbing in a great Leafs win against the Habs or Sens.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 7, 2011 11:17 AM EDT reply actions
Make it count at HEOTP, they throw around bans like underage girls and cigarettes at Carey Price’s house.
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by The '67 Sound on Oct 7, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m more mad they ungreened everything. That thread looked like a Christmas tree last night.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 7, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
Seriously, the guy took off his jersey, and hung it UNDER his coat.
It was a koivu jersey too. KOIVU.
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by Fergus30 on Oct 7, 2011 11:25 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs
fuckin habs fans, how do they work?
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions
When i went to the Leafs/Canucks game in Vancouver in 2009, the Leafs lost 3-1 to go 0-7-1 on the season.
Suffice to say, I kept my jersey on the entire night. And got drive-by heckled by some guys and a drunken slut in Surrey.
In conclusion, Habs fans are silly.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 7, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
I had a similar experience in Philadelphia last winter, but the Leafs won (and the Wookie absolutely destroyed Hartnell in a fight).
I was worried about getting stabbed to death, as I often was during my tenure out in Philadelphia, but I kept my jersey on anyway. Then some little pubescent prick called me “ugly” while I was walking to the Broad Street subway. My feelings were hurt.
In conclusion, some Flyers fans are insane.
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The season in which I saw the most games live was 1990/91. I think my dad took me to 6-7 games. You can blame me for that whole season. Lately I’ve had better luck like 2nd game of the year last year against Ottawa.
October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin
I broke my unlucky streak a couple years ago, now the Leafs have won every game I’ve been to since then (these were against Ottawa the last few years)
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by BetterThanBester on Oct 7, 2011 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Ok, let me get this straight: we’re called idiots for being fans of a team that “can’t win” (no playoffs in years, 1967, etc) and when we get the win that people said we wouldn’t get (the NHL poll last night had a "Carey Price shuts out Toronto option in opening night possibilities) we’re idiots for celebrating. I don’t think these people know what it means to be a fan, or to like something, or to be a reasonable human being.
by Casey_bat on Oct 7, 2011 11:32 AM EDT via iPhone app reply actions
You understand the way we’re viewed quite well.
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by Draglikepull on Oct 7, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
joke em if they can’t take a fucking
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
They fear what we might become.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Oct 7, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions
I don’t like the fact your team won! I will take exception to the method in which you choose to celebrate!
Chicken Little is dead. Long Live Positive Pete.
Lebda-free since July 3.
I still do believe your winning team is inferior to my losing team and choose to express this by mocking your method of celebration and make yarns about your fans taking preliminary steps to prematurely prepare a championship parade.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Oct 7, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Best part about having a Habs fan behind me: hearing him bitch and moan the whole game about Scott Gomez. I think the best was along the lines of “I even hate how he wears his helmet with the stupid straps bent outwards. He’s more concerned with looking good than playing”.
"[Phil Kessel]'s as streaky as a flipped coin" - Shift
This is fan hatred at it’s finest…the personal attacks
"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
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by MapleLeafMole on Oct 7, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Reminder that we got Dion Phaneuf and Keith Aulie for Matt Stajan, Jamal Mayers and Niklas Hagman. Bwahahahahaha.
by KerryFraser on Oct 7, 2011 12:23 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
GO LEAFS

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by Fergus30 on Oct 7, 2011 12:49 PM EDT reply actions 15 recs
hehe look at Phil go!
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by JaredFromLondon on Oct 7, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Glad he didn’t get a concussion from the celebration
WORD to yo Momma
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Oct 7, 2011 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions
that’s a flaggin’
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by Tickle Me Aulie on Oct 7, 2011 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
This is off topic but it has to be said.
Frattin I like you, but #39? Come on. Clearly he hasn’t watched enough Leaf games.
by Saint Pats Sundin on Oct 7, 2011 2:08 PM EDT reply actions
Frattin: I want to wear #21
Burke: Oh no you don’t! You’re wearing #39, and if you don’t I’ll take that lawnmower from you.
Frattin: #39 it is!
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
This doesn’t bode well. Look at the others…
from hockey reference…
Ron Zanussi 1981-1982
Kelly Chase 1997-1997
Mike Kennedy 1998-1998
Ladislav Kohn 1999-1999
Jeff Farkas 2000-2000
Alexei Ponikarovsky 2001-2001
Travis Green 2002-2007
Clarke Wilm 2004-2006
Erik Westrum 2007-2007
Simon Gamache 2008-2008
John Mitchell 2009-2011
Matt Frattin 2011-2012
by Saint Pats Sundin on Oct 7, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Travis Green scored one awesome OT winner in the playoffs against the Flyers years ago, and for that contribution I will be eternally grateful. Just like Garry Valk a few years before.
by Self Destructive Zones on Oct 7, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I liked Travis Green.
The rest of the list is pretty brutal though, and even Green was waived twice and bought out.
by Saint Pats Sundin on Oct 7, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Ponikarovsky
was brutal? 6 consecutive years of 18 or more goals? 4 years with 40+ points? all for a guy that was never making over $2.5 million for the Leafs?
If Frattin repeats that I’d be ecstatic.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Oct 7, 2011 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I think his point is that Poni didn’t do that until he changed numbers to #23.
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by fatassjackson on Oct 7, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
ahem. Clarke Wilm
"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski
by MapleLeafMole on Oct 7, 2011 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I have no recollection of Kelly Chase playing for us…
by Nigel Cadbury on Oct 7, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions
Colton Orr goes into the lineup tomorrow night even though Matt Carkner is injured. Not sure what he’s going to do now other than play really bad hockey.
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There isn’t a goalie in the league that stops that. Perfectly fed into the wheelhouse by Kessel and launched under the crossbar like an uppercut to Avery’s chin.
WORD to yo Momma
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Oct 7, 2011 4:54 PM EDT reply actions
Reimer could have stopped it.
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by nhlcheapshot on Oct 7, 2011 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions 7 recs
Steckel
Our 2012 fourth round draft pick just won 72% of his faceoffs and got picked as the third star! Woo hoo ! I’m reminded of the good old days when we had Peter (Pele) Zezel between Osbourne and Berg.
Now all we need is a checker that can score 40 goals and a superpest that’s not a douchebag. That’s gotta be the best 3rd line in the history of the Leafs.
October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin
yeah
except, Osborne never scored 40 goals… and when that line was intact his high in points was 26.
"Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm."
- Sir Winston Churchill
I'm pretty sure he's talking about the Leafs.
by Steve Burtch on Oct 7, 2011 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions
meant points sorry. he was like a 20-20 guy IIRC.
October 25, 1966. Thank you Lord Kelvin
by Chuck Diesel on Oct 7, 2011 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions
and when i say 20-20 I’m talking about the first incarnation of Osbourne with Marois and Damphousse or whoever his linemates were in the late 80’s. My memory is all jumbled i was too young to remember properly.
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by Chuck Diesel on Oct 7, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
all I can hear right now is chumbawumba
elephant shell
never question our ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory - yardly
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by CanadianMaple09 on Oct 7, 2011 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions
OT - Ian White scores his first goal as a Red Wing
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- Niels Bohr
Chemmy, with the easy TKO
SkinnyFish and birky are pretty effective too, but of you three Torontonians, I’d have to say that Chemmy always lands the best punches. Whatever they’re putting in the water there in Toronto, I’ll have what these three locals are drinking.
jk
not rly tho
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Oct 7, 2011 11:30 PM EDT reply actions
Chemmy and Skinny are from Toronto? I thought they are American
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by Chuck Diesel on Oct 7, 2011 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was just poking fun at him for labeling this Habs writer dude as a Montrealer.
We aren’t all assholes, even if guys like the HEOTP crew or Spezzal Teams Playa or whoever can be total dicks. For example, Lombardi’s an alright dude, and I guess my Mom is sometimes tolerable, and I’m sure there are a few more.
I just found it funny that a guy who calls himself The Upper Canadien, and whose tweet implied his current location as being in Toronto, and whose bio trumpets his Maritime-based education, and whose site banner is a map of Ontario, would be confused for a resident of la Belle Province.
I’d have made the same observation to Wyshynski if he had made a point about Pierre McGuire being just another idiot blowhard from Toronto.
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Oct 7, 2011 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol. New jersey born and living in Montreal Pierre?
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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Oct 8, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions
McKegg sets an Erie record with 6 assists in one game
All of them primary, btw.
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
Goodness Gracious !! hey the NHL doesnt mean “No Happiness League” … If your happy that your team won .. Dance In the Streets. Just don’t do it naked or you will be arrested and having a criminal record is not really cool.
FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! ~ ~ ~ Lori Wilson Gray ~ ~ April 07th 1967 - May 27th 2011 ~ May you rest in Peace ~ I love you and miss you big Sis ! I cant believe at 44 yrs of age .. you went to sleep and never woke up. I promise to take care of Matt and Emily for you. With Love, your baby Brother.
From the deleted fanpost
“One victory and we dance, are we supposed to feel shame for that? Should I go around bathed in ashes and wearing a hair shirt because Glenn Healy and a Habs fan told me that my penance as a suffering Leafs fan has yet to be paid? Would you prefer me to be weeping meekly counting up to 81? Let me give you a bit of knowledge: the dancing in the streets and the shouting loud Leafs fans were doing wasn’t for you. It was for us, because really we’d rather party with our own tribe on nights like this. We know how long the road will be, we are aware of victory being as fleeting as defeats are. We are in this for the long haul out of love for the sacred logo we all follow, so every now and again, we go crazy and express our happiness over little things. We celebrate spontaneously for no apparent reason. Or maybe there is a reason.
Let’s review that lacklustre game by the Canadiens, they outplayed Toronto in the first period and aside from Reimer it looked like a game the Canadiens had won without a goal being scored. However in the second period there was a turning of the tide. The Leafs played hungry, they even played just a bit mean. Lombardi’s goal was a third time’s a charm effort which was generated on hustle and desire, we love that sort of scene. You have to understand, we all felt that change, we all saw it. For Leaf fans that makes all the difference in the world. That’s what we celebrated. The fact Reimer played solid and held us together (and the first shutout for OPTIMUS), the fact we found a desire to win and play when we’d been losing the battle. This is far from over, but worthy of a jig their perfomance was.
Next time you see us dancing remember its for our own we do these things. Just like you wouldn’t peek in on your neighbours and cluck your tounge offer us the same courtesy and at least try not to criticize what you can’t understand. "
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