Christ, what an asshole.
"Since Toronto's not much of a hockey market we'll take Paul Stastny"
- An asshole, January 28, 2011
Eric Staal probably didn't realise what we he doing but he unwittingly unleashed a devastating string of events. Join me after the jump for a look at Staal's Winter/Spring/Fall/Winter of Discontent.
SINCE THAT DATE
|$5.4M Cap Hit||GP||G||A||P||+/-||PIM||PPG||SHG||GWG||THRILLS||SOG||PCT|
|$8.25M Cap Hit||GP||G||A||P||+/-||PIM||PPG||SHG||GWG||BROS. CONCUSSED||SOG||PCT|
TALE OF THE TAPE
Carolina attendance: 24th measured by people through the door and 26th by percentage of building filled.
Toronto attendance: 5th measured by people through the door and 2nd by percentage of building filled.
BROTHER'S CAREER THREATENED: ONE
February 2nd, 2011. Screw this guy. Enjoy 28th place.*
*With more games played than the teams behind them.
What does realignment mean for the Canes? He may never see the playoffs again.