Player Kicked Out of League...
Good lord I might never stop laughing.
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He's 37 years old.
This is the best story I’ve ever heard about anything.
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he left 1.5 of a number two in the glove.
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Dec 15, 2011 4:02 PM EST up reply actions
maybe he got a game misconduct and there was 1.5 min left in the second period?
i dunno… that’s not how they count it in the pros, but maybe that’s how they count it in that league
by Beantown Canuck on Dec 15, 2011 4:09 PM EST up reply actions
looks like all the penalties are 1.5 mins long, must be some weird league rule
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
Looks like minor penalties are 1.5 min in this league…
http://neshl_mboston.stats.pointstreak.com/players-boxscore.html?gameid=1761814
Oh man. After the glove-shit, his team had to forfeit the game. That’s awesome.
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He left his team in a no Nguyen situation.
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by GreatKingRat on Dec 15, 2011 9:50 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
That’s a rec’n for knowing the proper pronounciation of “Nguyen”. Unless you’re Vietnamese, in which case, you cheated!
by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Dec 16, 2011 8:32 AM EST up reply actions
Wait a tick
He gets kicked out 45 seconds into the game. They play 14:15 more of the 1st period and then at least another 13:20 of the 2nd period until the game is forfeit. It took this guy over 30 minutes to stew in the locker room, get dressed, think up his shitty plot, and then do it? What a nutso.
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That is some rage right there… may want to talk to a therapist about that
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 5:49 PM EST up reply actions
then the guy he speared, beat up, and whose glove he eventually shat in scored the only goal of the game
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 5:51 PM EST up reply actions
But whose glove was he playing with if one of his gloves was in the stands?
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I would assume he borrowed a team mates or something
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions
Wait a minute
Rogue Squadron – Zung Nguyen (Unsportsmanlike Conduct), 1.5 min , 0:45
Young Guns – David Bermingham (Game Misconduct(Game Misconduct), 10 min , 0:45
Rogue Squadron – Zung Nguyen (Game Misconduct(Game Misconduct), 10 min , 0:45
Rogue Squadron – Zung Nguyen (Unsportsmanlike Conduct(Major), 5 min , 0:45
Young Guns – David Bermingham (Unsportsmanlike Conduct(Major), 5 min , 0:45
Rogue Squadron – Zung Nguyen (Spearing(Major), 5 min , 0:45
So 45s in all that happens. Note that David Bermingham got a game misconduct.
How did he score a goal after a game misconduct?
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“In order to forfeit, we need a score of 1-0. Who gets the goal?” “Uh, the guy who just got his glove shit on.” “Works for me, let’s go home.”
But seriously – this guy had 30 minutes to go get his glove from the stands.
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Yeah I’m not sure whey he didn’t go grab his glove between periods
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 6:36 PM EST up reply actions
Do you think he buys a new glove or just washes the old one out?
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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
maybe the clock runs like international competition?
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 6:27 PM EST up reply actions
I want to know what that guy did to him… maybe this was an Inigo Montoya thing
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 5:52 PM EST up reply actions
My name is Zung Nguyen. You killed my father. Prepare to have your glove shit in.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Dec 15, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
I think I have enough time to run to taco bell
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 5:53 PM EST up reply actions
And still beat he other guy to the stands to get the glove?
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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
My question is ...
How did he do that ?
Do you know what all has to take place for that to happen ?
The guy would have to get ahold of the guys glove ~ He would have to go somewhere where no one could see him. Drop his hockey padded pants. Pinch a steamer in the glove. pull up his hockey pants and then get back to the action and find a way that the opponent could get his glove and see the Log Roll and assume it had to be the opposing player who did it.
There is allot involved in that.
Amazing.
I wonder what the other guy said, “Did you eat Corn last meal?”
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I hope this is what he did to it
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so @plopey on twitter knows the refs from the game. in his words, this is how it happened:
“I know the guys that reffed this game, they had no idea what to do. Not exactly in the rulebook lol. They fought on the ice, and while they were being separated after, he threw the other guy’s glove…into the stands, went to the locker room and changed after he got kicked out, then walked into the…stands and dropped his pants right there and just went for it.”
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this is so amazing
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
jealous.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions
The story as told to another ref in Boston
I know the guys that reffed this game, they had no idea what to do. Not exactly in the rulebook lol. They fought on the ice, and while they were being separated after, he threw the other guy’s glove into the stands, went to the locker room and changed after he got kicked out, then walked into the stands and dropped his pants right there and just went for it.
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In 7 games his teams scores 36 goals and he only registers 3 assists?
Stinking up the joint is apparently his forte.
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by SkinnyFish on Dec 15, 2011 3:58 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
My goodness
This is unreal. I burst out laughing at the office.
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I still don't know how this is possible
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by Peter Raaymakers on Dec 15, 2011 4:07 PM EST reply actions
You’ve never taken a poop before?
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by SkinnyFish on Dec 15, 2011 4:11 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Best. Sentence. Ever.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Dec 15, 2011 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
congratulations.
You’ve broken the “correcting grammatical errors” meme. I don’t even know where to start. ;-)
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by fair_n_hite_451 on Dec 15, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Oh wow. So awesome.
That’s a Vietnamese name, too.
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Perhaps I should add
Not exactly a common custom over there.
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shitting in opponent’s glove is ’pho’bidden.
by magecanuck on Dec 15, 2011 4:19 PM EST up reply actions 16 recs
So you're saying... he laid a Lebda?
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions
Dropped a Toskala?
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:12 PM EST reply actions
Deposited a Giant Gionta?
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions
Squeezed out a Milan sandwich?
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:13 PM EST reply actions
Left a Kerry Fraser?
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 4:14 PM EST reply actions
Just imagining an NHL.com discipline video for this is… amazing.
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by dbfinch on Dec 15, 2011 4:17 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
“As the video shows Nguyen dropped to a squat…”
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As the rule states, ‘Any feces deposited into or on an opposing player’s person or equipment shall result in 21.5 minutes of penalties and ejection from the league.’ Mr. Nguyen’s feces clearly land in the opposing player’s glove, so he has been assessed 21.5 minutes of penalties and has been ejected from the league.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Dec 15, 2011 5:57 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
Wow…….that’s the kinda thing you and don’t want to witness
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by elseldo on Dec 15, 2011 4:22 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Wow…….that’s the kinda thing you and don’t want to witness wetness
by JohnerstonRex on Dec 15, 2011 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
That’s the kind of thing you don’t want showing up when people google your name. I hope the guy has a really secure job.
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by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
"That's a good act you've got there, what do you call it?"
…and Zung Nguyen said, “The Aristocrats!”
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by Paperwork Ninja on Dec 15, 2011 5:06 PM EST reply actions
Good thing they kicked the player out before shit got way out of hand.
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by Frag on Dec 15, 2011 5:09 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
You don’t want to be around when Zung loses it … cause that’s when the shit hits the hand
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by Isosceles Kramer on Dec 15, 2011 5:34 PM EST reply actions
The Toot Offensive?
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by SkinnyFish on Dec 15, 2011 6:00 PM EST up reply actions 8 recs
I can’t stop laughing at that… thank god its right before my class starts
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 6:02 PM EST up reply actions
The battle of Dien Bien Poo.
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by article1 on Dec 15, 2011 6:10 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
This is the best birthday present ever. (the story, that is)
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by danishmarshmallow on Dec 15, 2011 6:28 PM EST reply actions
I emailed them the story.
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Oh, credit to you then.
Came across it while desparately trying to find a picture of this guy
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 6:56 PM EST up reply actions
No no no, I emailed them the backstory.
Did you see what Petchesky wrote? That the guy found out his glove was pooped in when he put his hand in it.
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oh my god it keeps getting better
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Did not see that in his article…. God just when you think it can’t get funnier
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
the goalie looks like 70 years old
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions
Apparently he’s 50… and is 9-0 w/ 2 shutouts and a 1.69 GAA (no save percentage)
Can we sign him?
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 6:59 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit
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by LeafInVancouver on Dec 15, 2011 6:58 PM EST up reply actions
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD!
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by CanadianMaple09 on Dec 15, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Uh
I mean, FUCK YEAH HOCKEY AND BEER AND SHIT
by LeafInVancouver on Dec 15, 2011 7:05 PM EST up reply actions
you know what else I love about this photo? the simon cowel look alike totally blocking out buddy in the back row
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by JaredFromLondon on Dec 15, 2011 7:02 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah why the hell is that guy standing there.
by Self Destructive Zones on Dec 15, 2011 7:03 PM EST up reply actions
It apears that Mr.Nguyen only has one glove in the photo….
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Dec 15, 2011 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
I’m going to guess guy 2nd from the right in the first row
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by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Dec 16, 2011 8:38 AM EST up reply actions
The name Zung Nguyen DOES sound like a noise one might make while desperately trying to squeeze one out. It was the man’s destiny.
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A google search for Zung Nguyen yields this:
http://www.owlnet.rice.edu/~dxnguyen/
His nickname is Zung. His first name is Dung. NO SHIT.
That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.
I believe Rice university is in Texas… I don’t think it’s the same guy
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
I know. I just think it’s funny that I search for Zung Nguyen, and I find a guy name Dung Zung Nguyen.
That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.
Oh. Thought you thought that he was the guy.
If only his first name was Dung….
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
A Vietnamese person on Twitter let me know that Dung is the correct transliteration but many Vietnamese write it as Zung when they come here to avoid poop jokes.
WELL THE GIG IS UP
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So what you’re saying is: Zung Nguyen is really Dung Nguyen?
this is the funniest thing I’ve seen here since the Chaim thing
by Chi-town leafs on Dec 15, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions
And clearly Nguyen means… “in the hand.”
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
Which would mean… a dung in the hand is worth…. 1.5 minutes in the… oh never mind.
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by not norm ullman on Dec 15, 2011 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
asshole,
could have given everyone in the change room the brown lung.
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I wonder what Brendan Shanahan would do in a similar instance in the NHL? Would make for an interesting video review explanation of the suspension:
“You can see here in this image of the video he is in the squat position with his trousers down. This shows me he has clear intent towards the act of defecation. The next several frames display what only can be described as a premeditated act of fecal violence. For this I am giving a seven game suspension and never inviting this player to any of my birthday parties or social functions ever again.”
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by shorttimesafetymoe on Dec 15, 2011 9:56 PM EST reply actions
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