Because like I was going to pass up the opportunity to big up the Who. After one New England-based poster made a comment on this post to say Joe Thornton was totes just jealous he's not playing in Boston with the Bruins' established track record of playoff success [/sarcasm] and immunity from disciplinary action, I followed the complete berk to Stanley Cup of Chowder and a fanpost I thought was good enough to steal, bring here and, in doing so, make better. Tell the rest of Leafs Nation who you are and join me after the jump.

There. That wasn't too traumatising, was it? Everybody still in the same body? Do I feel ashamed making a Quantum Leap reference? Not in the slightest. Here we go.

1) Where were you born? Where do you currently hail from?

2) How long have you been a Leafs fan?

3) How long have you been here?

4) Gun to your head, who's your absolute favourite present-day Leaf? How about former Leafs? No wishy-washy answers specifying multiple players will be allowed, that's why the gun's at your head.

5) Same question, but for non-Leafs. Favourite present-day player? Favourite ever?

6) What's your second sport? If we went through another lockout, what would you replace hockey with? (Disclaimer: Crack is not an acceptable answer, although understandable.)

7) What is your favourite Beatles song?

8) Why are you a Leafs fan?

9) Assuming Burke doesn't subscribe to "TANK NATION 2012!!!!1!!!!!!!!", and everybody who needs to be resigned is resigned, where do you think this roster finishes next year? Let's assume there's no free agent movement to make life easier.

10) Gun back to your head, who's your most hated player playing the game today?