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Fairweather Fans Live Everywhere

This morning the Star ran a piece of garbage so crapulent that it makes their normal blend of humorless drivel and inflammatory nonsense look reasonable:

"They’re such a garbage organization. They don’t deserve to make the playoffs," said D’Aloisio, who was born and raised in Etobicoke. "I see them as a joke. You have to be over 50 to remember when the Leafs won a Cup. I’m surprised the city is not up in arms."

Who would be "up in arms" because their sports team hasn't won the Championship?

Daniel D’Aloisio is a lifelong Torontonian but he cheers for the Montreal Canadiens

Oh.

Star-divide

Phillip Spackman has been a Detroit Red Wings fan all his 29 years, even though he grew up in Caledon, just north of Toronto.

I hope little kids on the playground beat up our meat headed friend Mr. Spackman. The Red Wings of the 80s were hot garbage. Of course that doesn't matter when you're a bandwagon fan. They all claim to have been fans of their team since birth which makes perfect sense.

What a misplaced sense of superiority. "I picked the best team in the league to cheer for. I'm a smart person and I'm smarter than you because the team I chose for being awesome is better than your team. You're stupid."

Just go away, nobody gives a shit what you think about hockey. People roll their eyes at you when you start talking about the Red Wings. I promise.

"It’s easy to make fun of the Leafs," Spackman said. Like anyone born after 1967, he’s never seen the Leafs win a Stanley Cup. Spackman welcomes Toronto’s absence from the playoffs if it means more Detroit fans.

Have you ever noticed that while watching football with a group of people there's always at least one guy who's a Steelers fan despite never having been to the state of Pennsylvania? Have you ever traveled abroad and there's some idiot wearing a New York Yankees hat despite being from Kansas?

Where do these people come from? Why do these people insist on telling us how good "their" teams are?

How does Henry Kisiel feel about the Leafs?

"I hope their plane crashes tonight. Does that sum it up?" Kisiel said

Kisiel has been living in Toronto for 16 years but his allegiance lies with his hometown team, the Canadiens.

At least Mr. Kisiel here is from Montreal and continues to root for his team. Not sure why an ex-pat, essentially, is being interviewed for an article on why people from Toronto laugh at the Leafs but trying to figure out the Toronto Star's motivation beyond "durrrr Leafs bad" is as frustrating an exercise as finding out Jacques Demers is your new pen pal.

"I’ll probably buy all the Leafs fans at the bar skunk beer," Kisiel said. "I’m happy they’re not going to make the playoffs. I’m not surprised, though."

Congrats on patronizing a bar that keeps rancid products on hand. This doesn't make any sense.

PPP on Twitter has it right: stop reading this nonsense at their webpage. I know we're linking it here to do this piece because even though the MSM tells us "tough shit" when they steal our work we'll continue to properly attribute theirs.

Consider these NNNs a record; a snapshot in time. A time will come when the Leafs are back in the playoffs and I'm hoping we hear the opinions of the people named in these quotes again when they're wearing Kadri jerseys and pretending to have been real fans all along.

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I just can’t believe they actually printed the quote “I hope their plane crashes tonite”, or maybe I can.

The Star gets their writers off of 4chan now right?

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 9:48 AM EDT reply actions  

If you’re going to be offensive you should at least be funny. “I HOPE THEY ALL CONTRACT DISEASES AND DIE UNCOMFORTABLY” isn’t really interesting to read. Yeah we get it you don’t like the Leafs, it’s not hard to find six people who don’t like the home team in a major metropolitan area.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

IM GONNA BUY LEAF FANS BAD BEER CAUSE I HATES THEMS!

I wonder if montreal papers publish drivel like this about canucks fans living in Montreal

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

IT IS GOOD TO RIDICULE THOSE CURRENTLY WORSE OFF THAN US.

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol sens

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes! The Sens! I home THEY die horribly somehow! Put me in the Ottawa Citizen!

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will buy some Ottawa Senators fans some expired orange juice or something

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I hope I’m not the only one who read that in a Gollum voice.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The buffalo plane can crash, and they can alll have season ending non-life threatening injuries..!!
#considerate

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by Future_considerations on Mar 29, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

They live in Buffalo. Haven’t they suffered enough?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Valid point

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by Future_considerations on Mar 29, 2011 10:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too soon!

On the Mike Weber bandwagon (Stupid penalties and all!)
Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.

by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bless you rheart.

And those people in the article: A bunch of quitters is what they are.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m hoping we hear the opinions of the people named in these quotes again when they’re wearing Kadri jerseys and pretending to have been real fans all along

I don’t. Fuck those guys

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 9:49 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

I’m thinking we should start a list; these articles happen frequently enough that we could start taking names.

How beautiful will it be when we see something like “I grew up in Toronto and always loved the Leafs I’m so glad they brought it home – Justin Spackman”?

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a mental checklist going. These fuckers are gonna hear it when this team is competitive again

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

“Boy, it’s crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up.” – Dr. Leo Spaceman

(distant relative of Justin Spackman there)

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by Guy Dudeman on Mar 29, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s “Spa-che-men” assholes.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

When the Leafs do make the playoffs, I want to do a spoof article of these. Just take the bandwagoner’s name and replace it with “I’ve always loved the Leafs. Really. When I was interviewed for this hack article a couple years ago, I was just lying to make it into the paper.”

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's some Grad A

Journalism from “professional” writers right there. I could go out and interview people and write their stupid ass comments in crayon too but that doesn’t get me paid 50k+ a year.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 9:50 AM EDT reply actions  

By the way that should be "grade A"

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel your quality of response resonates with the quality of the original source material. Kudos.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I got paid $50k+ a year.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Mar 29, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Picked up the paper this morning and got about half way through that article before tossing the whole fucking paper in the recycling bin….

The one saving grace from this article is the fact that I knew right away that I’d end up getting to read a NNN today.

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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 29, 2011 9:51 AM EDT reply actions  

Why do you or any Leafs fans subscribe to the Star? It is such a rag and they openly loathe Leafs fans.

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by The '67 Sound on Mar 29, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Next time videotape yourself in the act. Would love to see someone just going apeshit on a garbage newspaper like the Star in a public place. That would be gold.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Mar 29, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, same. My mom gets it free.

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

BCWW?

I'm thinking that when the Leafs win the Cup, I'll lose my drinking problem.

by leafsfan4life94 on Mar 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

my dad does, i just glance through in the morning while watching sportsdesk and having a coffee

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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if The Star ever thought that printing that scum of a quote from Henry Kisiel as well as the bar where he goes to watch Montreal games could end badly?

I’m a better person than Kisiel so I would feel legitimately bad if a Leafs fan went to Schuey’s Bar & Grill in Etobicoke and were inclined to point out the error of his ways…with a baseball bat. It would be a real shame.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

I hope I go to a bar and some asshat buys me a skunky beer, then I can walk up to the bar, play nice guy with the bartender and probably get a few free beers out of the deal

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

They ran that article so apparently there’s not too much going on upstairs.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you count sitting around going “DERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP”

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 29, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love hearing from Habs and Wings fans. The most shameful and meatheaded fans in hockey.

by B-Style on Mar 29, 2011 9:58 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Habs fans are the worst fans in hockey, absolutely terrible.

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by LeafFan1989 on Mar 29, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely some spoiled wings fans with there past 20 year play off performance

by jeffgm on Mar 29, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should have seen

The Winging it in Motown game recap after the Canucks beat them last week. Or should say, after the “refs” beat them.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tinfoil hats?

Screw that. They all just need to start dressing up like the Tin Man for every game – that way when they lose they can just say that the top secret Mexican Radio they picked up on the oil funnel on their head told them that the refs were paid by the other team to call EVERY SINGLE CALL against them.

You know, against a team that’s won two out of the last four Cups and is one of the most lucrative in the NHL.

I know exactly 4 tolerable Wings fans. The rest are humorless dishrags.

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by hildymac on Mar 29, 2011 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even better: someone on Twitter just told me they didn’t even interview the Habs fans. They got their quotes from the Habs Facebook Page.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 9:59 AM EDT reply actions  

And when they mean “Habs facebook page”, they mean “HFboards” or the comments to a TSN article about the Leafs.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Mar 29, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually interviewing people is so over rated

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Totally different from blogging though. Accountability, editors and such.

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Spectacular.

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wish I was off today. I’d be emailing the entire “writing” team at the Star.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It can be summed up as this:

“Toronto newspaper interviews fans of Maple Leafs’ biggest rivals. Said fans mock Maple Leafs.”

Hyup, this is groundbreaking material alright.

by Be26 on Mar 29, 2011 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Tomorrow's Headline

“Popular Leafs Blog Mocks Rival’s Fanbase”

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think your ability to form coherent sentences will preclude you guys from the stars high standards

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

And their accurate sourcing of information. Can’t have that now

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need

to insert references to said rival team’s plane crashing, though.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tomorrow's real headline

PPP: PATHETIC PUPPET PARADE?
Leafs Blog Makes Unprovoked and Disgusting Attack on Innocent Journalists; Also Heard Saying Hitler was Right

by Be26 on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d love to see the reporters interview log – say 25 people interviewed. 5 were optimistic about next season. 20 were disappointed about not making the playoffs and 3 of which had provocative answers judged worthy by the editor to make the paper.

by jeffgm on Mar 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bingo

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like how the number doesnt add up because it implies the 3 crazy people weren’t actually interviewed at all

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right off of facebook.

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we hunt these people down and Tar and Leaf them?

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by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 10:02 AM EDT reply actions  

We’re on the same page. We could actually. I’m guessing a guy like Henry would proudly raise his hand if a group of people were to enter the bar and demand to speak to him. He surely wouldn’t hide.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec'd

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

My buddy is a Sens fan simply because his parents are huge Leafs fans/STHers

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

God that must be a disappointing feeling.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

So he has been disowned, correct?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

no they accomodate it unfortuanely. He gets the seats for all Leaf games against the Sens. He’ll normally take one of our buddies, who have to suffer hanging out beside someone in a goofy sens jersey.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I bet those parents wish he’d have just gone with drug abuse instead.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got to give him credit, we’ve been giving him shit for at least 14 years and he hasn’t shaken his faith.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re doing the lord’s work. Keep it up through the rebuild and watch him waffle.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Once upon a time a Leaf fan taught Spezza math in high school. Spezza gave him an autographed stick. The fan didn’t give a fack and used the stick in shinny until it broke.

by HACKEY17 on Mar 29, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Similar story but with a happy ending

My girlfriend was a Sens fan when we started dating. I didn’t find out until after, and immediately went on a crusade to save her. I succeeded and she is now a Leafs fan. Her father and brother are not pleased…

by thejohnkeating on Mar 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to work with a guy who was (and still Is I assume) a Cowboys, Wings, Lakers and Yankees fan born and raised in Toronto

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I don’t know what to say to that. How can one person ride so many bandwagons at once?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, say what you will, at least he has stuck with them though, I mean he is STILL a cowboys dan

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t there a mercy kill rule for guys like that?

I mean, think of the poor sad suffering spineless nutless gutless bastard. Think of the miserable life he leads. If you can even call it a life.

Time to man up Jared, and have your friend put down. Friends don’t let friends be Cowboys/Wings/Yankees/Lakers fans.

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by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

wasn`t a friend, just someone i worked with

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confession. I’m a Cowboys fan. Started in early 80s (born ’75) because they were on TV all the time and I thought it was awesome Danny White was the QB and punter and so they use to fake punt all the time. Of course they never won anything until I was in University.

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by The '67 Sound on Mar 29, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think with football it’s a lot different for Canadians, as there is no local NFL team. My Dad is also a Cowboys fan and he was also a Lakers fan until the Raptors came around, though he’s always loved the Leafs and Jays (don’t know what baseball team he like for the first 19 years of his life).

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont care about the NFL anymore, i still kinda follow the Colts, but honestly meh.
However, you are a terrible person.

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs
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Jays
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Cowboys/Raptors

Jays used to be higher but the AL East is so disheartening.

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by The '67 Sound on Mar 29, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs
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AC Milan/Jays
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Manchester United
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Raptors/Colts

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, Milan should be higher

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs
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Jays
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uOttawa GeeGees
Western Mustangs
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Argos
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Raptors

…that was fun.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ottawa and Western?

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by The '67 Sound on Mar 29, 2011 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta like my schools. I mostly put them in there to show how I care more about them than CFL or NBA, but I also do generally follow any teams from either that are doing well.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leafs
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What?

"I like this job, I like it!"

by antrofan on Mar 29, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

What the fuck’s a Gee-Gee?

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by PPP on Mar 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LEAFS. AND THAT’S IT. ONE TEAM ONE SPORT. ALL YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR OTHER TEAMS AND OTHER SPORTS ARE SPOILED AND HAVEN’T SUFFERED AS LONG OR AS MUCH AS I HAVE. (CUBS FANS EXCLUDED)

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Those are the people that are so pathetic that they need to front-run because they have nothing else in their lives.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

pretty much, oh I like hockey now, who is the best team?
wings? ok!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sudden basketball fan: The Heat have their Trifecta? I’ll cheer them.

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by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, dude. I’ve been a heat fan since I was 3 and saw them play a game on TV. It’s my earliest memory, and I’ve never ever gone a day without thinking about the Heat.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drop a “Thunder Dan” reference on any alleged Heat fan.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

If I don’t cheer for the best team, I’m not the best person, right? Like, I could lose my job and get hooked on smack if I’m not a Canucks fan this season?

by B-Style on Mar 29, 2011 10:19 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

you should cheer for a Canadian team! cause there from CANADA! can’t have the cup on filthy american soil!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Flyers might as well been wearing team Canada red last year.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon (Stupid penalties and all!)
Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.

by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

That you said that.

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Disclaimer

No Flyers fans would have been allowed to wear such a jersey.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon (Stupid penalties and all!)
Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.

by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not that we wouldnt be allowed.. I have seen a few Richards Canada jerseys here.. We should Support Team USA.. It was the only time in my life that I actually Rooted for Parise and Rafalski

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

GO FYLERS!

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

True .. Majority of them are CDN Born.. Except for Matt Carle, Boucher, and JVR

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The whole "Canada's Cup Drought" thing

I could really care less. It’s not the freaking Olympics, for crying out loud.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you hate Canada?

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

The cup spends almost the whole summer in Canada anyways.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

probably 80-90% of the year.

it lives in Toronto.

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or southern Ontario.

When the Wings won, I got to go to Aaron Downey’s potato farm and hold the cup and stuff, it was awesome.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same was true for Ducks-Sens in 06… and I’m pretty sure the Canes when they won, as well… this whole cheer for Canada stuff is bs, anyways.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not the Olympics!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

NEVAR!!! The cup should have been ours in 93!

by HACKEY17 on Mar 29, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

ahem… Did you say Filthy American Soil ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes he did.

GET ’IM!

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn right he did!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

GGggggrrrrrrrrrr…….. !!!!!

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

To support Jared’s argument; Detroit – Filthy American Soil.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

isn’t all soil filthy?

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Canadian. It cleanses the souls of those mistaken puritans south of the border.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey !

ok .. Dont make me get mad..

Think about this..

When you live directly next door to the Biggest Strongest Toughest Military Neighbor… No one messes with you..

Kinda like when your an average dude and your hanging with Dwayne Johnson “The Rock” .. No one is gonna mess with you.

So .. call us filthy.. but .. Your welcome.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just poking the bear, my symbiotic brother!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

-

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys, enough.

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is only playing ..

I know he means it out of fun.. kinda like this.. in reverse ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc1lDv5KYCQ

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

All soil is dirty – not necessarily filthy.

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by 1967ers on Mar 29, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

DEY TURK ER CUP, DURKUR DUUR

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by Tickle Me Aulie on Mar 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yankees are playing the Mets in the World Series? I don’t care who wins, I win either way!

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I knew a guy in high school that had a Niners jacket on Friday… Niners-Cowboys NFC Final that Sunday, Cowboys win… COWBOYS jacket on Monday! He was prepared for ALL eventualities! Then, he got mad when I accused him of being a frontrunner…

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY STEELERS FANS NOBODY IS FROM PITTSBURGH

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a vikings fan and im from Canada!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

and thats acceptable.. NB does not have an NFL Team…

P.S. My relatives are from Perth Andover. I have been there and to Beautiful Grand Falls too.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Before the 2009 NFL season, I decided that I should have an NFL team. I live in Vancouver, so the geographic choice should have been Seattle, but I couldn’t really get my head around cheering for them. So I went out to try to pick a team. I wanted to pick a team that was pretty good, but not a bandwagon-type team. About 4 games into the season I settled on the Saints. Then they won the Superbowl and it’s really ruined my attempts to really become a fan. It just doesn’t feel right when you haven’t suffered with your team.

by MattM on Mar 29, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was in Montreal last month, I saw a Giant Steelers flag taped up against someone’s window in Verdun. Later that day, I saw some fat guy wearing a Steeler’s jersey. The next day, I saw another guy in a Steeler’s hoodie.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is giant capitalized? Threw me off a bit.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was pretty big.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

How…does….he…move…so…fast?

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have never been to State College

But I will watch Penn State football games until rapture.

If you look up "Loyalty" in the dictionary you'll see a picture of a Leafs fan wearing a Todd Gill jeresy looking like he just got punched in the stomach

by Ghostsof on Mar 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

are you from PA ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the biblical reference since your coach is older than Methuselah.

by GreatKingRat on Mar 29, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

you know .. you go to Allentown PA or Scranton Wilkes Barre area. Thats North East PA .. Majority of the people 90 % are STEELERS fans and yet, Philadelphia Eagles, NY Giants and NY Jets are Closer cities than Pittsburgh is ???

Weird

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I live by DC and work in Baltimore. You can’t swing a stick around here without hitting a Steelers fan, the swine are everywhere.

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by Steve-R on Mar 30, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Go 49ers!

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

i liked the 49ers too, when I was like 8.

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm..?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least the Wings fans I knew were from Windsor and cheered all through the 70s and 80s.

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by 1967ers on Mar 29, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

No you see a parent who slept with their kids teammates.

/DelonteWest’d

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that a frankenjersey in the background of the picture?

A half home and away sweater?

I think you'll find I'm universally recognised as a mature and responsible adult.
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by JohnnyG on Mar 29, 2011 10:21 AM EDT reply actions  

They used to be legit NHL merchandise

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes it is. Ew.

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, this is good.

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

“If only you had eaten more flaxseed oil like I said you wouldn’t have contracted that dengue fever.”

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I'd love to hear

the Business reporters’ take on the new Harry Potter movie.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps read the Life section aloud to those who have recently lost loved ones.

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by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, here’s a good one. “Little Billy succumbed to his cancer after a battle that consumed nearly all of his seven year old life.”

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can we mock the retards yet?

Oh yeah. The Star.

Follow someone else on Twitter.

by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously…what the fuck was the rationale behind this? Nice effort, Star. Nice effort.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:23 AM EDT reply actions  

"Effort"

I think that’s giving the Star too much credit here.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Successful troll is successful?

Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Churchill (Obvious Leaf Fan)

by Biff Carrington on Mar 29, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Selling papers at the risk of credibility should be a non-starter anywhere. Sun excluded.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

they lost credibility long ago, so its not like they can damage their rep anymore

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

BUT STILL!! Oy vey, just embarassing.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually picturing Homer’s reaction after he comes across the headline" Helms Calls for Donut Tax" in that one episode and has to buy the paper, but as the BUSHKORN youtube guy.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really think that sometime in the past 10 years, the Star’s sports section made a conscious decision to turn heel. Between Cox, Feschuk, and Griffin (who I’m told is better lately, I wouldn’t know, since I stopped reading him years ago), they have a pretty good stable. I don’t recall them being so ridiculous during the late-Burns or the Mike Murphy Eras.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

How'd You Become a Leafs Fan?

This is an open-ended question for all non-Torontonians—and forgive me if it’s been addressed elsewhere—but I’d be really curious to hear the origin stories of your Maple Leafs fandom. (I grew up in Whitby/Oshawa, so there wasn’t much choice in the matter).

Insofar as it’s (somewhat) interesting to dig into the psychology of the bandwagoner, I’m much more curious about those who ended following a team that hasn’t exactly been lights out for awhile… (1967! Derp!)

(Origin stories… You know, like superheroes…)

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by Berezin's Spleen on Mar 29, 2011 10:32 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

The Whalers kicked me square in the dick and my goalie coach was a Leafs fan so I had been following them for a while already.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know I’m going to get completely attacked for this, but not actually a true Leafs fan. I am a Flames fan with a healthy respect for Brian Burke and an incredible interest in the rebuild going on in T.O. I wandered onto this site and have found it is one of the best places on the web to talk hockey with reasonable, intelligent hockey people. Ever since I have been hooked. I apologize if I have misled you guys.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cool.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

the profile tells all!

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

READY THE TORCHES

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

burn the flames fan, I like it, kinda ironic
that means we should feed Corny to Bears, and drown mc79 in motor oil…or something

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Flyer Rob – thrown off cliff?

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by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

No .. they are talking about someone who is a Flames fan

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

now they’re talking about ironic ways to off people that are tied to their hockey teams name.

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

z

Poor Nasvhille fans….

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

i don’t kow, Ducks fan would have a slow death awaiting them

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

IN CHINA!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where are we gonna get a Sabre for Ubiquitous?

"I like this job, I like it!"

by antrofan on Mar 29, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

So THAT’s why I’ve seen some anti-Canuck stuff from you ;)

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, you ever met a Canuck fan you didn’t want to punch in the dick?

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

what? not in to S&M?

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t it just M if I punch myself in the dick?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not if I hold your arm. It’s how they do it in Holland.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dutch people

Are weird though

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are alright. Nicely done.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, maybe you like to punch other peoples dicks too, I didnt want to pigeon hole you

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s comments like this that make me love this place.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody make the dreaded “punch to the pigeon hole” joke. Please.

It’s not even noon yet.

Follow someone else on Twitter.

by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll punch your pigeon hole!

Time stamp.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alix is pretty nice and also doesn’t have a dick so

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alix and Camcharron, both good people

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, alright…I just have a few buddies who drive me mental. Apologies ’Nuckleheads!

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I will eternally hate you, however. It’s just how I HAVE to roll.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Understandable

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

you westerners are weird

Rule #20

by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Accepted.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Must be the pot

Or something

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it’s the pot.

Like sacrificial virgins, we all burn in different ways. You are a fast explosion and I am the embers...

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joke is

I’ve spent more time in Ontariario

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ontariario? Where is that?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

North of Sudbury.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

when you go over the Lewiston Bridge or the Rainbow Bridge.. your there…

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

no thats Ontario

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

right .. he aksed .. Ontariario ? where is that.. and I saw Ontario .. where is that.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

A place to stand and/or grow

by GettinGiggy on Mar 29, 2011 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calgary represent!

/ex-pat

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by 1967ers on Mar 29, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Read below .. IMHO .. I have defined when you can claim a team from another city..

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not Leafs per se, but origins of me, as written in my old blog...
1. Patriotism

People say that hockey is Canada’s game, and that we Canadians are a passionate bunch. I think there’s no better example than the Vancouver Olympic Games that just passed. Just getting caught up in a see of red-and-white and Canadian flags and choruses of “O Canada” when Sidney Crosby scored the Golden Goal is something I’ll never forget. As is the complete, and utter disappointment I had in ‘06 when our boys failed to win gold. That loss stung. Nevertheless, I’m a proud Canadian, and hockey has allowed me to embrace my national pride.

2. Heroes

When I first heard of hockey, I immediately embraced Wayne Gretzky as my hero (yeah, I know.) But once I became a Leafs fan in ‘98, The Great One was soon replaced by one Mats Sundin. I don’t know why I took on No.13 as my hero, but once I did, I was glad I ever did. And because of that, I enjoyed every moment of success that Sundin had as a Maple Leaf, from the tying goal against Carolina in ‘02, to No. 500 against Calgary, he was and will always be my hero. But that fact doesn’t stop me from finding a new fan favorite. More recently, Luke Schenn has immediately become my favorite Leaf today. Whether it’s his hard-hitting style of play, or the fact that I’m only two years younger than the guy, or even his distinctive and noble character, Schenn has really appealed to me.

3. NHL Video Games

Upon arriving in Canada in ‘97, I had gone to an arcade and I immediately laid my eyes on the Midway arcade game “NHL Open Ice 2-on-2 Challenge”. The graphics were impressive and the gameplay was addictive. (BTW, I always picked the Boston Bruins. Cam Neely FTW.) Although I’ve never gotten a chance to play that game again, I’ve played lots of other hockey video games, especially the EA Sports NHL games. I’ve always loved creating myself and inserting myself in the game, and with the advent of “Create-A-Team” in the recent EA games, I’ve let my creativity soar and created numerous teams, from old favorites (Winnipeg Jets) to all-star mishmashes (Team Canada!).

4. Ambitions

Recently, I got a chance to sit down and watch “Keep Your Head Up, Kid: The Don Cherry Story”. I enjoyed it thoroughly, and seeing young Don’s NHL dreams reminded me of my own dreams of NHL glory from watching the Leafs on Hockey Night in Canada, TSN, or what have you. I knew I had no chance in hell of ever making it into the NHL, but that didn’t stop me from imagining myself winning the Stanley Cup as a kid.

5. The Leafs!

As bad as they’ve been at times, the Toronto Maple Leafs have been always my favorite team. The rich history and passionate fan support for the Leafs impresses me. I’ve gotten the ‘ol “ZOMG LAFFS SUX!” IRL from idiotic twits in my high school, and I quickly and immediately ignored their whining, and defended my beloved Leafs team. Times may be dire now for the Blue & White, but I know, with Phil Kessel, Dion Phaneuf, Nazem Kadri, Jonas Gustavsson, & Luke Schenn leading the way, Lord Stanley’s Mug will be back and that parade the trolls have been harping about can actually happen, and I’ll be the first to laugh at their faces.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

There was a post about this a while back

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, cool, thanks. Didn’t see that…

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by Berezin's Spleen on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was really hyperactive when i was young, so i’d try to mirror Dominik Hasek (like that kirprusoff kid)

In retrospect, i should have chosen an easier goalie… but meh.

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Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.

by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would have assumed you chose Buffalo because you had an affinity for soul-crushing defeats.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

True story: I watched the Wide Right game.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon (Stupid penalties and all!)
Rob Niedermayer scored a goal. Your argument is invalid.

by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also because the Amerks were really good when i was young (Jody Gage!)

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by Ubiquitous on Mar 29, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

born in Newfoundland, to parents from New Brunswick, my dad was a hardcore Leafs fan and huge fan of Sittler, watching games every saturday night as a kid, and then went from hockey fan and casual Leaf fan to falling in love with the team in 93

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I grew up in the Valley of NS. Pretty much all Protestant white guys were Leaf fans. Catholic? Habs. Not sure if it followed religious lines elsewhere, but in the Valley, that was the tale.

Though everyone loved Howe, Orr, Hull anyway. Just because they were awesome. You just wouldn’t see many kids think of being Bruins fans or Wings fans.

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by not norm ullman on Mar 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it is (or was, anyway) like that everywhere in the Maritimes with the Protestant/Catholic divide. Starts to get confusing when your family is mixed. I guess my mother won on religion, my father won on hockey, and I went my own way on politics.

I wonder how many kids now are growing up Pens fans because of Crosby. Most of the kids merch I see in the stores here is still 50/50 Leafs/Habs though.

by Krtek on Mar 29, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m a fan of Crosby’s, except when he plays the Leafs. As far as sports-playing role models go, he’s a pretty good one.

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by T is for Truculence on Mar 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can’t argue with his accomplishments, Gold medals, Stanley cup, etc.

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brantford secretly hates Wayne Gretzky, and only pretends to love him when it’s convenient.

Luckily we love Wally and he’s a Leafs fan…

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think it’s a secret

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by Ghostsof on Mar 29, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

A lot of people don’t know the history of Gretzky and Brantford.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is also true. It didn’t take me long to figure it out when I moved here in 94 though

If you look up "Loyalty" in the dictionary you'll see a picture of a Leafs fan wearing a Todd Gill jeresy looking like he just got punched in the stomach

by Ghostsof on Mar 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um what?

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wayne Gretzky has done jack shit for Brantford. Absolutely nothing. His father on the other hand works tirelessly in the community and always has a smile on his face and a story to tell. He’s lived in the same house since he got married and let’s nothing go to his head. And for this we have a ball hockey tournament named after him. His son on the other hand has named after him a parkway, a hockey tournament, and a sports facility that just underwent a $30 million dollar refurb. But the thing is, nobody has any use for him. Not in the least

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by Ghostsof on Mar 29, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

A bunch of jealous hockey parents railroaded him out of town when he was 14.

Gretzky doesn’t owe Brantford shit all.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t say that he “Owes” but if they are going to name all this stuff after him, you’d think he’d try to make an appearance.

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by Ghostsof on Mar 29, 2011 11:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

you’d think they would have learned the first time he didn’t show,.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s penance.

They realized far too late the greatest hockey player in the world wanted nothing to do with his hometown because a bunch of hockey parents acted like giant knobs, so they’ve named all this shit after him.

If Walter Gretzky had ever just said, “fuck this place”, there would be nothing in Brantford to ever make you think the greatest hockey player in the world got his start here.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t Wendel from Saskatchewan?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but Bobby Orr was from Parry Sound

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, they name everything after him here. He comes back a few times a year and is relatively involved in the community considering it’s a crappy small town that he moved away from when he was 14. He bought his brother the M&M Meat Shop here.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is in no way directed as a slight at Gretzky, because Bobby is just a special individual. But, Bobby Orr is the fucking shit.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s the difference though.

Bobby Orr left because the Bruins signed him to a contract and sent him to their junior team in Oshawa.

Wayne Gretzky left because a bunch of whiny jagoffs were jealous that Gretzky was so much better than their own kids, that they basically exiled him to the Young Nats.

Now ask yourself why Orr returns to Parry Sound frequently, and why the last time Gretzky was in Brantford was when his mother passed away?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, i was just adding to the correct the phrase" greatest hockey player ever"

happier asked abour wendel being from sask., then i followed up with no, orr is from parry sound..

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I see.

You’re wrong, but okay.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bobby Orr <3

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re from Parry Sound? Thats where my cottage is. actually it’s in “orrville”

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not originally. I relocated here after University. Living with my girlfriends parents saving up money/getting out of debt.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah, well I love parry sound in the summer.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely looking forward to the nicer weather.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s just gorgeous in june, july it gets a little toasty and august is buggy.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

June is the best month.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 2:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

why would someone who went on to become famous have to do anything for the town he grew up in?

If become famous st. catharines can go to hell.

Man, if I win the lottery i’m moving the hell out of town.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

noooo.. Give back to the Community.. NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS !

noooo.. Give back to the Community.. NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS !When I start making my Six Figure Income in a year or so.. I will give back to my Local Community that I grew up in (Upper Darby PA in Delaware County near SW Philly)

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t know when I made the decision. I think it was embedded in my soul.

My parents didn’t watch sports, I can remember thinking hey my cousin has a poster of the Montreal Canadians, maybe I should watch hockey too cause he was cool to me when I was 5, started to get into hockey and was just drawn to the Leafs. Never looked back.

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by JohnnyG on Mar 29, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should add, that I grew up outside of Cole Harbour Nova Scotia… so the whole regional/local team thing didn’t play a factor.

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by JohnnyG on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

So YOU’RE the pride of Cole Harbour, eh?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

nah, that’s Joe DiPenta

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

o.o

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

small confessional

I kinda liked the Leafs when we first moved back to Canada in 93 because Ottawa didn’t have a team and Felix Potvin was the man

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back to Canada? where did you move from ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

My Dad

Was stationed in jolly ole Britain off and on over the first half dozen or so years of my life

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 11:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cheerio Guhvnah !

Fancy a Fag do you ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah

I don’t smoke

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Neither do I .. I just find it humorous that the call a cigarette a fag

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have lived in Toronto my whole life watching them on TV, it just feels natural to be a Leaf fan. My parents dont like the game either and I grew up playing soccer. It’s odd how I became such a huge fan

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

After growing up on PEI, moved to TO a few years ago and was sucked into Leafs fandom.

by TheCeej on Mar 29, 2011 10:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Great Grandfather was an engineer working on Maple Leaf Gardens, Grandfather was Coached by Punch Imlach, Father was coached by Roger Neilsen.

To say Leafs fandom runs in my family is a bit of an Understatement.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you, an Apps? a Baun?

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by The '67 Sound on Mar 29, 2011 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

My girlfriend got me into hockey a few years ago.

She’s a Leafs fan, and it just seemed right to adopt her team. I can’t pretend that I ever gave a shit about the Lightning or Panthers.

by dgriot on Mar 29, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Born and raised in Saskatchewan. Could have become an Oilers or Jets fan, but my dad is a diehard Leafs fan. So I got it from him.

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by nolan_21 on Mar 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

rec’d for that

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m actually a Habs fan. (I know, I’m getting banned now.) I’m from Nova Scotia and didn’t have any meaningful connections to either Montreal or Toronto as cities until I recently spent a couple of years in Toronto for school. My mother’s a Leafs fan, dad’s a Habs fan, but they both grew up watching both teams and so did I, as well as hearing all their stories about the players from the ‘60s and ’70s, so I’ve always had a bit of a soft spot for the Leafs. Apparently I would have loved Eddie Shack. My mother accuses my father and I of being closet Leafs fans. (Second team? Double banned.)

I’m really interested in watching the Leafs develop right now, and am pulling for them to get back in the playoffs where they belong. And I guess I’m the proverbial lonely anglo Habs fan, wandering the internet without friends, but this is the best, most informative place I’ve found talking about hockey. It’s really refreshing to see reasonable and knowledgeable people discussing things in full sentences.

by Krtek on Mar 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It’s really refreshing to see reasonable and knowledgeable people discussing things in full sentences.

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its a witch! Burn it!

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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait, aren’t I the one who should be burning things? looks around for a police car

by Krtek on Mar 29, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

1st round is still a couple weeks away

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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 29, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but once they clinch a berth.

Burn baby, burn.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s really refreshing to see reasonable and knowledgeable people discussing things in full sentences.

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by PPP on Mar 30, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

also Alix when she blesses us with her presence

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 30, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m either going to win this question or get severely ban-hammered:
I was born in Montreal (gasp!) and, seeing my Grandfather’s near-reverence of the Habs, I thought pulling for the Canadiens was a noble and honour-worthy endeavor. Then I moved to Toronto as a young boy, and while I still pulled for the Habs, it was difficult living in this city and not having at least a little respect for the hometown team, even though they were awful at the time. Then came Wendel Clark, and Dougie, and I got caught up in the excitement of the 92-93 season, and felt the deep betrayal of my boyhood hero (Gretzky). When the Habs won the cup that year and I realized I was too disappointed that the Leafs didn’t win to even care, I realized I had turned a corner and was a Leafs fan…and have been ever since, through the ups and downs.

Now? Not only am I not a Habs fan at all, but I can’t stand the team, or more importantly, their fans! Sens fans are just funny in their attempts at Leaf-bashing, but Habs fans are just brutal in their attacks! Plus they joke about Leafs fans “planning parades” when we win a game, and then proceed to burn down their city if they make the playoffs.

by Matt97 on Mar 29, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was born into a Leaf family. My grandma used to work in a diner where the Leafs would go after games, so I’ve grown up with stories about them. My parents are both Leaf fans and as a little kid I loved Mats, so that was that. Leaf fan. :D

by leaflover4ever on Mar 29, 2011 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Born and raised. My dad got me into it

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Civic Pride ! Root for the home team & Rules on rooting for another team

You should root for your Team from where your from. I have a Rule on when - IMHO - I Feel is the ONLY 3 times that you can be allowed to root for the team thats not your home town team.

First of all lets define Civic Pride – if you GOOGLE Civic Pride you will find Civic Pride is defined as Pride in your City. SO … If you dont support or like your city.. Well then pardon my french.. but then MOVE the F#%K out !

Ok so if your Born in the Greater Toronto Metropolitan area and raised in the Toronto area, You should Root for your home town Toronto Team. The best way to describe this is,,,,, during the Olympics … Do you root for Team CHINA ? NO ! of course not, you root for Team Canada if your from Canada. I am born and raised in Philadelphia Area and I Root For USA every Olympic Meeting.

Now there are 3 rules on when … IMHO .. Its okay to be rooting for a team other than your greater metropolitan area…

1. If you were born and raised from another city and moved to that new city.

I.E. If you were born and raised in the Windsor area and Relocate and move to the Greater Toronto area .. Then its ok to be a Redwings fan .. You get the point.

2. If you are a Military Brat and you have moved over and over throughout your life and you really dont have a City to claim as your own… and you do not currently have permanent roots in the greater Toronto area of the local team.

I.E. Frank lived in 10 US Army Posts and 4 Different Countries throughout his life and does not have permanent Roots in the Greater Philadelphia Area.. then he can root for any NHL Team that he wants if he is a Hockey Fan.

3. If you were born and Raised in an Area that does not have a Local Team in the area.

I.E. Mary was born and raised in Madison Wisconsin area for 25 years till she moved to Philadelphia area and grew up an Edmonton Oilers Fan and still likes the Oilers.

and an Amendment to the rule is if you grew up a fan of another team because your city did not have a team but then later obtained a team you can still be a fan of that other cities team. I. E. if you grew up in Nashville area and you were a Blues Hockey Fan for 25 years and then the Nashville Predators come to town… Its acceptable to be a Blues Fan.

Now I have experience in this because in PHILADELPHIA there are allot of fans who are not fans of any Philadelphia Team.

THESE PEOPLE ARE CALLED FRAUDS !!!!!

There are allot of Dallas Cowboy fans who root for Dallas and yet they probably have never EVER been to Dallas in there life and couldnt tell you where Dallas is if you spot them Texas !!! Even though the Eagles have never EVER won a Superbowl and the last time they won a Championship was in 1960 .. YET .. I am .. And I should be … a Philadelphia Eagles Fan… Anything else …

IS A FRAUD !!!

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions  

What if you live between Cleveland and Detroit (toledo)? Do it get some kind of exemption…

by Codeezy on Mar 29, 2011 10:41 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait a damn minute, where’s Skinnyfish?

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is skinny a Pats fan?

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

also a wings fan

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kind of, in that he watches football with us and we’re all Pats fans. Skinny’s not much for sports outside of hockey I don’t think.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope. After hockey, I root for Ohio State football and that’s about it. I like watching sports, don’t get me wrong, just don’t feel necessary to have a team to root for.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

BORN AND RAISES IN SOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH DETROOOOIIIIT

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

then it is acceptable that your a redwings fan if you live in Toronto Area.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

You need to listen to more Journey

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Journey the group… ??

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DON’T STOP
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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I personally love “Seperate Ways” as my Fav.. .. The Guitar from Neil Schonn and the Keyboards mix Rocks ! its intense !

Oh .. and totally 80’s as well LOL

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rob, I mean no disrespect when I say this. I would have been disappointed if you didn’t like Journey.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love Journey .. good Music from the 70’s and 80’s.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Flagged: Fuck Detroit

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Most Canadians .. Especially Rural areas.. are pretty much mostly Hockey Fans first .. then maybe baseball, .. so Its no surprise that they are not passionate about football or basketball that much.. Most Canadians dont Eat Sleep and Breath anything as much as HOCKEY.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

CFL dude. Some insanely hardcore CFL fans up here.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but .. the MAJORITY is HOCKEY.. Just like there is some Insanely Passionate Hardcore FLYERS fans in Philadelphia area even though its a FOOTBALL city first.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t imagine how overloaded the Flyers bandwagon is right now in that city

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not really… Actually we tend to get the 2nd .. 3rd.. and 4th Banana to allot of other teams and sports in the area.

Most FLYERS fans in Philadelphia are hardcore and we dont hardly get allot of bandwagon fans..

allot of PHILLIES fans are bandwagon’ers. Most couldnt tell you who the previous first baseman was before Ryan Howard without googling the answer. Most PHILLIES fans didnt root for them before 2007 because for years they sucked so bad.

BUT FLYERS fans are a Hardcore base.. we dont get allot of bandwagoners. You ask them who was traded for who .. who was the last few coaches.. name the last 4 players to wear #19 and they pretty much know. .. so .. not really bandwagon’ers.

If you tune into 610 AM or 97.5 FM you will hear them talk allot about, A. The Phillies, B. NCAA Basketball, C. TV or Movie Trivia.. D. National Sports News hot topics (I.E. Jose Canseco and Ozzie Canseco story) E. Inside the office Disputes between Sports talk hosts who are rivals or work together …… THEN F. FLYERS Points.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

a lot of basketball fans are popping up too

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They probably only pop up when their team is doing well.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

well a lot of them are Raptors fans, so I don’t know about that

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think they are ‘popping up’ about their teams play right now though

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fair enough, other than soccer I really don’t care.

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

That applies to Rule # 3 .. you dont live in an area that has a Definitive City team. .. If you live in Northern NJ near NY and near NJ you actually have 3 teams you can choose from.. but .. as time goes on .. older people its more acceptable that they are either an Islanders fan or Rangers fan.. the younger fans who have had NJ around for most of their lives .. can root for any 3 but in reality.. you should root for NJ.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone in Toledo is a Red Wings fan for hockey; Browns fan for football, Pistons fan for basketball, and Tigers fan for baseball.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just barely escaping the Lions. Phew.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, with the Big 10 centralized around that area, most people cheer for college football more than the NFL.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lions or Browns? Talk about Sophie’s Choice…

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Makes sense for baseball. Aren’t the Mudhens the minor league team for Detroit?

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by JohnnyG on Mar 29, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, they are their AAA affiliate. New ballpark is pretty sweet.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

isnt that because Toledo is close to Detroit ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

TOLEDO WOOOOOOO

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeayy Toledo !…

Kinda reminds me of this when he says Magically whisked away to Delaware.. (insert Toledo in Delaware)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M_1fGshM1o

LOL JK

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well said, FlyerRob. Bill Simmons addresses a lot of similar points under the “Loyalties” section of his Rules for Being a True Fan: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020226.html

I totally agree with you about cheering only for your own country during the Olympics, by the way. I get a little perturbed when I hear people who live in Canada cheering for any other country, irrespective of their heritage. You’re here, you cheer. I don’t even particularly like the flag-waving that goes on here in Toronto during the World Cup, but I suppose it’s not like cheering for Canada is an option.

by Peter Lynn on Mar 29, 2011 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes but if it was, they still wouldn’t.

see: U18 World Cup in Toronto

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just cheer for my ancestry- which doesn’t have much in the way of success either.

Canada, Scotland and Israel hahaha

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

How is the Isreali Hockey team doing these days ?

LOL

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

… Real question…?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

what about

If you are English, born in England but married to a Canadian who you met in Toronto and who is a Leafs fan?

Do I get a pass for that?

Plus, we are moving to Toronto in July?

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if you also cheer for Arsenal.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did you become a fan in 2004? =oP

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

says the United fan

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Chelsea…

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISCLAIMER:

Not actually.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

=oD

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha ha

I don’t really care if a foreigner supports manure or the chavs or Liverpool. But if someone from London supports Man u it really annoys me

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those damn chavs.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live in Toronto. I was a Beckham fan.
Truth be told, I watch Series A more

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beckham is a legend

The way he played v Greece in the qualifiers for 2002 was awesome.

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

i cant stand that league

by l3ojangles on Mar 29, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate Serie A.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lots of people can’t, but I need to support my rosso nero! (AC Milan)

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm oing to sound biased

bbut the premier league is the best league in the world.

Serie A is boring as sin, La Liga only has two good teams, The Bundesliga is okay, but none are as exciting as the premier league.

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally agree, EPL is far and away the most fun to watch.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m italian and I agree.
Series A was at one point the top league in the world but it has dropped down to #2, some would argue #3

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

in the 90's

It was the top league. Channel 4 used to show a lot of games, especially after Gazza moved to Lazio.

Now it’s probably third.

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Behind EPL and La Liga?

The match fixing scandal really hurt it as well. There aren’t many star players in Italy anymore.

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve always loved Totti.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

When he has the blue jersey on sure. Otherwise he can rot in Rome.

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care much for any Italian teams, I just always loved him as a player. So much skill.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah premier league and then la liga

Match fixing didn’t help, especially with what it did to Juve. The only good thing about that was that none of the Players left.

Serie A is just too slow.

 Totti was awesome, but he was no Baggio.

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 4:53 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

The only good thing about that was that none of the Players left.

Cannavaro and Zambrotta fucked off to Madrid.

Baggio and Maldini are my 2 favourite italian players ever

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Well screw them then.

Baggio and Maldini are two pretty awesome players.

Still as a Gooner I’ve got to thank Serie A for not knowing what they had with three of our best players of all time. Bergkamp, Henry and Vieira lam came from Serie A.

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 6:42 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

serie a no flow to it

by l3ojangles on Mar 29, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's okay then

That’s another thing, I had no choice about being an Arsenal fan and it sure wasn’t fun in the 80’s when we were shite.

This season hasn’t been a lot of fun from either side….

by gooner4ever on Mar 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

My teams are the Leafs and NUFC. Noooobody nows, the sorrow I’ve seen….

by Kessel'sOversizedSuit on Mar 29, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dude.

Probably one of the only big teams to have a longer drought than the Leafs.

Still can’t forgive you for the 4-4 comeback this year though!!

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Anyone can be a fan of whoever- it’s a matter of constantly switching to the best team and trying to say you’ve always liked them.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 10:39 AM EDT reply actions  

This hashtag caused much laughter while I was reading.

by TheCeej on Mar 29, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

GO LEAFS GO

This, for the record, is what separates real fans of an organization, from…well, douchebags. I grew up on a state border, and worship the teams I root for, because I’m a huge sports guy and I’m very passionate about my teams and players. There are too many jackoff bandwagoners in this pool, pissing in it and making it not fun for those of us who just want to swim. So many 25 year old Red Wing fans telling me the leafs suck even though the only player they can name is Mats Sundin. Go ahead, wait till your team is in the playoffs to watch them, ill be screaming at my tv all season long, jumping for joy with every goal, just hoping my boys play to their potential, have fun, and win some games. Drop the inferiority complex, and if your team wins 5 cups in a row, I still won’t like them, or you. Win or lose, ill be a blueblood.

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well said

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by SPERO on Mar 29, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

If your born and raised in Toronto area.. You should be a Maple Leafs fan.. If your not.. YOUR a FRAUD.. and if you are a FRAUD and you dont like the home town team.. THEN WELL.. GET THE F#$K OUT OF TORONTO !

Right ?

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

…..no. as long as you don’t bandwagon hop you can cheer for whoever you want.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

i respect your opinion.. but the whole if you dont like it.. leave .. is also kinda tied to the USA during the BUSH Presidency when people told me that I was Crazy for going to IRAQ and that they would never go to war even if they were forced to go.

I was like.. “Wait… you will live in America for free where you have every opportunity to be Free and be any career you want and make as much as you want .. but you wont go and defend this freedom ? ! .. Well… then .. Get the hell out of USA .”

I kinda see it similar to that.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummm…..really?

So not liking a private corporation whose sole purpose is profit is the same as that?

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

you could take that viewpoint.. a Citizen can.. as a Soldier.. its not my job to question.. its to serve.

Mine is..

besides HalleBurton …

and oil…

I would rather fight Terrorists on IRAQ soil than have them come and land in the good Ole USA and fight them here.

If I dont choose to view it that way.. Then I have to believe that my 6 friends died in vein.. and I refuse to believe that.

Besides.. People should fight to keep freedom.

Besides.. People should fight to keep freedom.America is the land of the Free .. BECAUSE .. its the Home of the Brave.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

umm……k?

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want to offend you, but the US doesn’t give 2 shits about helping countries develop deomcracy.

Petrol baby, petrol.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hockey boys, hockey.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

thats what i was referring to!

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, sorry dude.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh no it’s okay, I think Flyrob didn’t understand.

the corporation thats only out to make money i was referring to would bethe local sports team

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

of course we dont give a dang about developing Democracy.

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Please stop before this gets out of hand?

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

or take it to the CC

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

i’m all about developing Monarchy’s.

we don’t have neough of those around anymore.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back to HOCKEY !

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by FLYERROB on Mar 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, we Leafs fans should be accustomed to such stupidity by this point – from within and beyond our fan base. This article is nothing new. It will be interesting to see where these people vanish to when the Leafs eventually do make the playoffs, be it next year or the year after. I can see it being next year so long as most of the players that have excelled this year don’t wind up with a sophomore slump, Reimer in particular.

by GenericLeafsFan on Mar 29, 2011 10:40 AM EDT reply actions  

How did this guy escape your wrath?
Toronto-born Rob Boast used to cheer for the Leafs — "I didn’t know any better" — but now he loves to see them lose. The 51-year-old bet a friend a home-cooked meal that the Leafs wouldn’t make the playoffs. Boast is as confident as his name — he promised another friend $10,000 if the Leafs win the Cup this year. (He just gets $100 if the Leafs don’t win.)

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

Why do they hate freedom?

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha I love it when people use that as their response (talking point).

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by DoubleDion on Mar 29, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they’re Italians, then.

by Peter Lynn on Mar 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not enough wrath to go around. Rob Boast probably has nothing to boast about.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell

Kind of name is “Rob Boast” anyways? Sounds made up

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

It takes takes a real man to bet $10,000 against a team that has a 0.4% chance of making the playoffs, let alone winning the cup.

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

“They’re such a garbage organization. They don’t deserve to make the playoffs,” said D’Aloisio, who was born and raised in Etobicoke. “I see them as a joke. You have to be over 50 to remember when the Leafs won a Cup. I’m surprised the city is not up in arms.”

I don’t buy that this guy is a lifelong habs fan. From the quotation, this guy definitely sounds like a dejected Leafs fan who finally embraced his spineless nature and decided to jump ship. He’ll be back in a few years, and the sad part is, he’ll fucking get away with it.

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 10:57 AM EDT reply actions  

I know a guy who defected to the Habs during the Quinn Era. He concluded that MLSE didn’t care about winning the Cup, they just wanted to make the playoffs. Good riddance.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

but…the Quinn era was a good time….

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

What can I say? He bought the media BS.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think I have the most pathetic/hilarious anecdote of all time on this topic.

A buddy of mine was a Leafs fan up until probably about the lockout. Now he was never a hardcore hockey fan but his team was the Leafs. After the lockout he “got sick of the losing” and defected… to the fucking Senators. He still can’t give me a good rationale behind this, other than “it’s the other Ontario team”. Every once in a while I’ll get a snide text from him when the Leafs lose and I just respond, “Of all teams… the fucking Senators dude?” which shuts him up pretty quickly.

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

……..did he crash his motorcycle when not wearing a helmet?

what the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 11:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

What happened to him this year?

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that the article is just a lazy way to fill their quota of Leaf articles. The lack of effort shows. Saying that, this article is part of the package when the Leafs lose. Let them pile on. It is going to be o’ so sweet when the Leafs are back in it. But i’m sure the fair weather fans will be singing a different tune then.

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by hockeyrants.ca on Mar 29, 2011 11:05 AM EDT reply actions  

When the Leafs make the playoffs all we’re going to hear from the haters is “Oh good fucking job you finally made it back to the playoffs LOOZERZ!!1”

When the Leafs win the Cup it’ll be “Fuck the Laffs, fucking refs handed it to you.. FLUKE! Only 1 cup in 50 years you suck! But for real though, Kadri and Kessel are sick bro I wish my team had them”

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 11:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Leaflet69’s a Habs fan. So he got the boot. Just silently laugh at his idiocy and hit refresh.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that was legit. Wowsers.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shotgun's

Loaded today

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aww

you’re no fun

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

aww I missed it

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was short, pointless and stupid.

Much like this article in the Star.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy has been taking to many CHEMICALS . Toronto has the most disgraceful record in the history of Canadian sports and yet charges outrageous prices for anything associated with this garbage franchise . Why do you think everyone points and laughs, when you are wearing a Maple Leaf hat or sweater ? They’ve become clowns .

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

damn, missed the troll playing the mass effect dlc….worth it

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it good?

I will be downloading this evening

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ive only played the first bit, it is building nicely to something epic me thinks

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds promising

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh the new one’s out? I just finished my 2nd play through last week after getting all the other DLC’s.

by Nigel Cadbury on Mar 29, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

When the Leafs begin making the playoffs again, and the teams these “fans” root for have their slump periods, I’d like to hear from them again.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 11:54 AM EDT reply actions  

The standard is “playoffs” for non-Leafs teams. The standard is Cup champs for the Leafs.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 12:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The standard is Cup champs for the Leafs.

Or 10-time repeat cup champions if you’re Glenn Healy, just to get a positive response from him.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

if they made the playoffs for the last 19 years like detroit….i think that would do it

by jeffgm on Mar 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

trying to figure out the Toronto Star’s motivation beyond “durrrr Leafs bad” is as frustrating an exercise as finding out Jacques Demers is your new pen pal.

Too funny.

If it wasn’t for this NNN, I wouldn’t even know this article existed.

Abandon the Star (at the minimum it’s sports section)

BS

by MapleLeafMole on Mar 29, 2011 11:57 AM EDT reply actions  

If you have parents who are fans of a different team than your lifelong geographic alignment would indicate, then I might give a pass on being an out-of-market team fan. Grew up wanting to be Steve Yzerman? Fine, I can kinda see that. But frontrunning is a Cardinal Sin of hockey. Go buy your retro Penguins shirt at Target and wear it with your Man U scarf and Jimmie Johnson hat.

Now then, I will grant exceptions for people who have lovable losers as an adopted 2nd team, seeing as how I wear a Whalers hat with my Bruins jerseys on occasion.

by Arenacale on Mar 29, 2011 12:02 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm….I’d give defunct teams a “retro” pass.

Jet,s Nords, Whalers, North Stars, Atlanta Flames, Golden Seals, or even the rare Cleveland Barons merch is okay for any fan.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want the original Seals sweater. Those were OK.

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by 1967ers on Mar 29, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this leads me to another bitch...

Here in Boston, there are stores (read: Champs Sports) that will have a rack of Bruins jerseys and then a rack of Crosby and Ovechkin jerseys. Quit enabling people, you schmucks.

by Arenacale on Mar 29, 2011 12:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

liverpool fan i take?

by l3ojangles on Mar 29, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wear a Whalers hat with my Bruins jerseys

Unacceptable.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the Whalers came back, I would cease doing so. The message I intend to be sending is, “The Bruins are my team, but I support the return of the Whalers.”

by Arenacale on Mar 29, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo fuck the Bruins.

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by Chemmy on Mar 29, 2011 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo fuck the Bruins.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZ6ie2m-H4I

Watch this and for the most part, imagine he is talking about the Leafs…

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 12:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Gilmour coaches the Frontenacs, so indirectly he is talking about the Leafs.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I listen to it again, I feel like an idiot for saying this.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

As a Torontonian who is a Sens fans

Not all of the locals who don’t like the Leafs have to be fairweather. Case in point – the Sens are a cluster!@#$ now, but I still love them.

If your parents/family doesn’t like hockey, then often you will just pick a team, not necessarily the local one.

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:04 PM EDT reply actions  

but were you always a sens fan?

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

As far as I was a fan of a hockey team

Soccer used to be my favourite sport.

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

so you ARE a bandwagoner
just with sports in full not teams!

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you pick the Sens? Did you catch Daigle Fever?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No not that far

Havlat fever!

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yashin is more akin to Herpes
the islanders will never get rid of the side effects

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by JaredFromLondon on Mar 29, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It pops up during times of stress.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s called Havlatosis.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would Karlsson fever be?

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bieber Fever.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obligatory All-Staritis.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He points at Matt Cooke you know

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Blown plusminuscus?

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+8 in the last 6 games! :D

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s an adorable little sample size you have there.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

SAMPLE SIZE!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I must go for lunch now

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

HI-OH!!!!!

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

YAY BROWN

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can treat that with antibiotics now.

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by 1967ers on Mar 29, 2011 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if the Tories win the provincial elections!

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by Adnan on Mar 29, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hudek FTW!!!!

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spezzaphrenia

by Arenacale on Mar 29, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Phillips Syndrome

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reddengitis#Sensdiseases

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whatever Bryan Murray has.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything this guy has

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reginnaries Disease

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haleitosis.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Sens are a cluster!@#$ now, but I still love them.

If you were a Leafs fan, people would tell you you were a grade A sucker for supporting your team.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today

I’ve trashed four Star Sports sections. I feel good.

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 12:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Like I always tell people when the say they used to be a Leaf fan and now they cheer for [blank].

“That’s great. We don’t want you back.”

by ImpKnight on Mar 29, 2011 12:16 PM EDT reply actions  

from 30 thoughts
24. Don’t know if the Maple Leafs really would have any interest in Ilya Bryzgalov, but do understand that he and Francois Allaire – now Toronto’s goalie coach – did not agree on positional philosophy in Anaheim.

by l3ojangles on Mar 29, 2011 12:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Considering Burke pretty much said Reimer is our starter next year, don’t think they’re looking at Bryz.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Presented without comment: Brian Burke once thought Dan Cloutier was all the goaltending he needed.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he was … until any playoff game he played

by l3ojangles on Mar 29, 2011 12:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shhh! Bobby Lou might hear you.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure how comfortable I am with going into next season with two goalies with less than a full year of NHL experience.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Theodore for a million?

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

To me that’s worst case scenario.
I’m fine with signing Vokoun as well.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds about right.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t scare me like that….please…. :o

by Marc Pilgrim on Mar 29, 2011 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

NEVER GIVE UP TEAM BRYZ!!!

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Reimer is Allaire’s wet dream project.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 12:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been the Maple Leafs’ wet dream project.

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by Frag on Mar 29, 2011 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been the Maple Leafs’ my wet dream project.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 12:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Allaire really just wants a reasonable athletic goalie who is willing to completely adapt to his style of play. Most higher end goalies have used a certain way most of their lives and it got them this far, so why change?

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Reimer looks like the kind of guy who would go, “Right, Coach.” And then go to work at something for about five hours straight.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scrivens could be the next one to give himself completely over to Allaire’s system. He seems to have near identical style from what I’ve seen of Marlies games.

Rynnas I haven’t seen in months due to his finger injury, but he will likely need more seasoning to adapt to NHL ice. He started out great then really fell off before his injury.

You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You have to hope even harder, cover your ears, and go 'blah blah blah blah blah!'

by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel sorry for Henry Kisiel the guy obviously has some serious issues in his life outside of hockey and hopefully he can work them out before he becomes some kind of serial killer.

by CamShaft on Mar 29, 2011 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

At least

The police know where they can find him

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think he said anything about frontrunners or sports bigamists. What should they do?

by Peter Lynn on Mar 29, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

exactly.

I also didn’t mention Habs or Sens fans, but they’re a given.

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by daoust on Mar 29, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

that guys weird as fuck

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

they can’t stand watching the team play, so they do this instead

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

These are just professional fans, right? Like that one guy at Leafs games with the cowboy had who does that stompy hoe-down?

by Peter Lynn on Mar 29, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that guy

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still dont understand why teams feel they need plants int he crowd to try and get people cheerings…. its as bad as when the scoreboard tells you to cheer on the count of 3. Play good hockey and then we will cheer….

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by Matt_Roberts on Mar 29, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it’s not as bad as that. At least it’s live entertainment.

by Peter Lynn on Mar 29, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The sad thing is, this was probably planned and choreographed.

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really.......?
adater adater
Should the Avs trade their lottery pick for a goalie? http://bit.ly/eu2n9Q

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I laughed at first, but...

In a weird way, it’s not an unreasonable question to ask. I mean, when it was clear the Avs weren’t making the playoffs, one of the reasons Stastny was purported to be available was because he’s a little old for the Avs’ timeline if they’re building around Duchene. If they’re continuing to build with Stastny, then they don’t really want to wait 3 years for this year’s draft pick to be able to make a real impact at the NHL level. While they’ve got a couple interesting prospects in net – Pickard for one – they could really shore up the franchise health by adding a more proven netminder. This is especially true when Johnson is the #1 defenseman – something the franchise lacked, when you took their vets out of the picture.

And goalie sellers are in a rare place, too. Bernier and Schneider are both good examples – Quick has been playing really well, and Luongo isn’t going anywhere. It’d be smart for those teams to hold on to good goalies in the event the #1s go down, but it’s pretty tough to say that either is the “goalie of the future” for their respective team.

And if Colorado is still looking to add youth to the franchise, remember that they’ve got St Louis’ pick as well this year, which is looking like it’ll be a top-10 pick.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I concur

Bernier and Schneider are going to be on the market this summer and they’re pretty good. I’ll say yes, they should sell the pick for a goalie cause Brian Elliott isn’t going to win them any games.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

It makes sense, but it doesn’t.

It all just seems too risky. Maybe I’m thinking about this from a Toronto perspective. Burke would be strung by his cojones if he did this.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Backup goalie for a lottery pick? If you don’t do that you’re a bad GM.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think HG is talking about if Burke was the buyer. And I’d be unhappy if Burke moved a #2 pick for a prospect, but that’s because we have a pretty healthy prospect pool (Reimer, Rynnas, Scrivens) and some of our players have fairly high upsides (based on AHL performance). Colorado just simply cannot gamble with just Elliot and Pickard as the possible netminders for the team.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're Colorado.

Fleischmann is 26. Stastny is 25. Your best goalie prospect is Calvin Pickard at 50 in TGG’s top 50 prospects. here’s the blurb about him: […] now more than ever, Pickard becomes the sole bright spot in the team’s goalie depth chart. Pickard has the ability to be the long-term solution in goal, but until the Avs get a full-time goalie coach, his ranking on here won’t match his true value.

Pickard was drafted last year (2010-49). You’re going to burn at LEAST 3 years until he’s NHL-ready. Maybe more if you don’t get your goaltending staff in shape. You need to address this with someone who’s got more immediate upside, someone who can play within Duchene’s and Stastny’s prime age ranges and who’s pretty cheap, since you’re Colorado (knocking out any UFA options for this year, and probably next).

Start bidding with St Louis’ pick. Play Bernier off Schneider to drop the price. Try to get it with an extra 3rd rounder. But yeah, if the price is the lotto pick, I think I’d do it if I’m Colorado. A team with Stastny, Duchene, Johnson, and Schneider should be able to put something together.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot, Colorado also has Kierin Milan, who is destined for greatness.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fleischmann’s a UFA, and his career’s in jeopardy because of this heart thing.

They have $30M committed to 14 players. Flash is the only meaningful UFA, and Jones & Porter are RFAs (but they’re supporting players)

Colorado’s just transitioned to new ownership, so I’m not convinced they’re going to stay a cap floor team forever. Keep the two top 10 picks, grab Larsson and the best forward available at #10, and throw the kitchen sink at Vokoun.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hinging the next 3 seasons on a UFA deciding to sign with you, his retirement contract not becoming a burden, and your lone prospect panning out.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Vokoun doesn’t sign, where’s the downside? You just added two top 10 picks to an already young core. Duchene’s only 20; it’s not like he’s over the hill.

If Colorado gambles on trading away a lottery pick for someone like Schneider and it fails, how many years does that set the franchise back?

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Risk v. reward – Colorado’s not ready to compete in the warzone that is the West. Trading a lotto pick for a question mark to fix the goaltending is foolish at best and suicide at worst.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Y’know, I was about to point out that Schneider wasn’t much of a question mark at this point, but I just checked on H-R.

Reimer (944) has seen more SA than Schneider (865) or Bernier (813) have.

Rule 5’d. So at this point I’d probably take Colorado’s pick off the table unless there was a bigger package. I would still consider Schneider and Bernier to be very strong prospects with fairly low risk, but and you’re still assuming some risk with a top-10 pick, but I’d still do it for St Louis’ pick.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, but that’s not the original question.

Should the Avs trade their lottery pick for a goalie? Not a fucking chance.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never, ever, ever.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You haven’t got a goaltender – sorry, you have Brian Elliot… So you haven’t got a goaltender. You’re burning through years of Stastny. If you’re tying things to Duchene and Johnson, you’re probably better off moving Stastny while he’s in his prime for a king’s ransom.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plan A – Sign Vokoun. Costs you nothing but money and you still get to add two top 10 picks that can help in the near future.

Plan B – If you can’t get Vokoun, trade Stastny, build around Duchene, your lottery picks this year, your lottery picks in 2012 and whatever you get for Stastny.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plan C – Stasny for Gustavsson

hfboards’d

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or Gus for that pick.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which, the Blues pick? Surely not the lottery one.

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was a joke… Gus wouldn’t get us either pick.

Gus + our 2nd? Or one of our firsts?

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea how much, if any, Gustavsson has on the goalie market.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Value.

Yeah who knows. Definitely gone down anyways.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still think the Leafs need to go out and hire the SEL coach who handled Gustavsson in Sweden.

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or, buy all the teams and fill them with players from the SEL.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

How long do you plan on Vokoun being good for? Who’s coming down the pipeline that you replace him with? Still rolling everything on Vokoun, or just whoever the next UFA is when he stops being good? Is your cap going to be a problem when Johnson and Duchene come up if you’re still paying Vokoun 5M?

And for plan b, the administration seems like it wants to keep Stastny. Maybe it’s just because there weren’t good offers at the deadline, maybe they want to wait until the draft so they know what picks they’re getting. But I was going to keep going as if the Avs wanted to keep Stastny at all costs.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Colorado has $30M committed to 14 players.

They have $30M cap space to sign 9 players. They’ve been extremely savvy with their cap space.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, a lot of good young players that could easily bump down the depth chart. Semin would be a great fit there in the off-season.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The jokes would be great.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mile High indeed!

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The headlines would be great after he scores his first hat trick on the team

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by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Semin already re-signed for a year in Washington

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

DARGH! Right. Brain cramp.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that muddies matters.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

TGG’s top 50 prospects

Reimer – 18th
Rynnas – 20th
Scrivens – 52nd

:D

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too low for Reimer. Tokarski is above him? Yeah….no.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that to Pierre

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8_KugCmGxk

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pierre gets hard for ALL former WJC players. Face the music

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would seriously doubt

Schneider would go inter division for just a top 10 pick this year

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by Semi_Colon on Mar 29, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

…which is looking like it’ll be a top-10 pick.

Conditional pick. If its top10, then Colorado DOES NOT get it, they get a first next year.

by samspade on Mar 29, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm top 10 protecting a 1st round pick, that's smart.

/selftrolling

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

As an aside, I enjoy that FLYERROB has become the fandom police.

by Ben Schnell on Mar 29, 2011 1:40 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously right?

if you don’t support the closest sports team to you geographically you’re an ass who hates his community.

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by elseldo on Mar 29, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

So basically I suck for being an Argos fan over a Ticats fan? Dag nabbit!

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that was true I would be an Oilers fan. Excuse me while I go vomit.

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by AM18 on Mar 29, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess I’m done giving the Star my pageviews. I enjoyed Vinay Menon’s histrionics this year but this is just a sad excuse for journalism.

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by Nirbo on Mar 29, 2011 2:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's one...

Burke sends out a mass email ahead of the draft offering up his two first rounders. What do you think the offers coming back would be…and who would you accept?

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not much, unless he takes a salary dump with it, then who knows. There are a lot of bad salaries out there.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Age is a big factor. They better have a lot of years ahead.

by samspade on Mar 29, 2011 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like teams that may be going towards rebuild, have already sold off most of their assets already, ex. Florida, Colorado. Might be tough pickings out there.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, should have said assets seemed to be deemed expendable.

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by TheBurnward on Mar 29, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe there are trade opportunities out there with contending teams who need to replenish the farm?
San Jose/Philly are deep with goaltending/defense prospects but would probably like to increase their prospect depth at forward.
Vancouver has a few prospects at every position with high-end potential but their depth leaves a bit to be desired. Dallas could use more prospect depth at forward and defense and are always rumoured to be looking to shed salary.

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by lucc on Mar 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke might refuse to deal with Gillis out of spite.

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by T is for Truculence on Mar 29, 2011 3:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s because Gillis records every call in case something could be construed as Tampering~!!!

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless we’re getting a stellar, young, controllable asset back, I say we trade one for the best we can get and keep the other one for a chance at drafting something great. No sense just settling if you’re going to trade both first rounders.

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by T is for Truculence on Mar 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh

Never been east of Winnipeg. Leaf fan my whole life. So was my Dad. So is my oldest daughter. So are most people I know, and I don’t know them because they are Leaf fans. Most of my students are Leaf fans.

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by dsciswe on Mar 29, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Oldest daughter? What’s wrong with your younger daughter(s)? I think it’s time to have “the talk” with them about how important it is they not give up their precious fandom to the first team that comes asking for it, but instead they should save it for that one special team they can be happy with for the rest of their life.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure

that The Star is the same piece of crap that ran a article suggesting Jose Bautista could be taking steroids during his magical season last year…The Star just keeps on producing crap no matter what the sport…never seen a paper that hates its home town teams so much, guess thats what happens when you employ Cox

by OptimusReim on Mar 29, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that was just Damien Cox who were all know is a Leafs fans troll. This is something else entirely.

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

They famously ran the WHITE JAYS headline on the front page a few years back, implying the Jays were a racist organization because it had so few African-American ballpayers. Hey, someone’s gotta ask the question!

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

But.. Carlos Delgado!!!

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Delgado’s Puerto Rican… didn’t count.

by Papa Squid on Mar 29, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know, but I read an article in SI a while back about how the number of African Americans actually playing the game is dropping in itself.

Of course, it’s the Jays fault.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not lying if we know the truth

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by T is for Truculence on Mar 29, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

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by leafer1984 on Mar 29, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

That kid we traded for the 2nd rounder last year (Brad Ross), Jimmy Hayes, just signed with the Hawks.

I don’t quite get why, he’s got one year of NCAA eligibility left and his numbers are hardly impressive thus far.

Here’s his hockeyDB page.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

$$

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by SkinnyFish on Mar 29, 2011 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’re saying “he signed now for the money” I totally agree.

I don’t get why the Hawks inked him though.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here’s the contract on Cap Geek. Though they’re saying the numbers aren’t official yet.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawks need players who will play for minimum wage small cap hits to afford all their high-priced core.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pffft, everyone knows Shaq got rich playing in college.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 2:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I just want some advice here, because a lot of people are talking about Leafs fan parents with kids who aren’t Leafs fans, is this just because the parents didn’t think about it?

Personally I’m going to be decorating my kids’ rooms with Leafs wallpaper, posters, etc; buying the kids jerseys for their birthdays and having them watch games with me all the time (use pizza, other treats while watching so they associate watching the Leafs with good things), and just basically ingraining Leafs fandom into their brains from birth. This is how I became a Leafs fan, though not on the scale I plan on undertaking it, as I don’t remember ever having a “choice” about my NHL team, unlike how I did for Football, Basketball.

Does anyone have a story where they’ve tried this and it backfired, or, as I suggested above, are the negative results (Kids cheering for bandwagon teams, rivals) just due to lack of putting a priority on making kids Leafs fans?

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:50 PM EDT reply actions  

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously, this is a really important issue for me. Other than health issues, one of my kids being a Sens or Habs fan is probably the worst thing that could happen; it would also make not having “favourites” really hard.

by Shield on Mar 29, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way I see it, MLSE has 6-7 years to develop a children’s TV show starring Carlton the Bear for my kid to watch.

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by clrkaitken on Mar 29, 2011 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wade Belak will be the voice of Carlton. It’ll be like Tailspin.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

My parents put Bibles and a crucifix in my room and I grew up to be an atheist so I guess it depends on how good you are at brainwashing.

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by furcifer on Mar 29, 2011 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

not a parent, but as someone who has grown up a leafs fan, the easiest thing to do as a father is just be a role model. the kids will fall in line.

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somewhere in my house, there is a picture of me as a kid in a Habs jersey. it’s the first and last time that would ever happen.

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by thenumber14 on Mar 29, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume this memory was uncovered using hypnotherapy.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gone

Can’t be bothered to deal with dumb trolls.

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by PPP on Mar 29, 2011 3:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Polkaroo was here?

Aww, missed him AGAIN.

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by nhlcheapshot on Mar 29, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Nice.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you running behind the fence and creating troll accounts for the enjoyment of the children again?

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by Nirbo on Mar 29, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well now, this is a shocking revelation...

Asking fans of Leafs rivals leads to negative responses and pleads for plane crashes. Surprise surprise, great reporting Star. Representin’ the city’s general outlook right thurr.

Herp derp.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Mar 29, 2011 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Non-resident Fans
Have you ever noticed that while watching football with a group of people there’s always at least one guy who’s a Steelers fan despite never having been to the state of Pennsylvania? Have you ever traveled abroad and there’s some idiot wearing a New York Yankees hat despite being from Kansas?

Where do these people come from? Why do these people insist on telling us how good “their” teams are?

I respect what you have to say, but why do fans have to come from the city/state? Why can’t someone just prefer a good team over a home team that sucks?

Granted, talking trash like these people did is not a good look.

by Taylor Lewis on Mar 29, 2011 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I concur

I’ve never been to beautiful Baltimore but i like their football team.

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by theninjagreg on Mar 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve never been to beautiful Baltimore

That’s evident.

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by Bower Power on Mar 29, 2011 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hahaha yeah, not really missing much.

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by happiergilmore on Mar 29, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I work on the docks where they filmed chunks of season 2.

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by Steve-R on Mar 30, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Because at that point you’re not even a fan of the team or the players, you’re just a fan of winning or something.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or you sold your fandom on ebay

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by Chris Stoikoff on Mar 29, 2011 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy watching other teams play. I’ll watch as many playoff games as I can.
But when it comes down to it. I didn’t pick the Leafs, they picked me. It’s like fandom is the Sorting Hat of the muggle world.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Mar 29, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why can’t someone just prefer a good team over a home team that sucks?

So basically your question is: “What is wrong with being a front-runner?”

Everything. It’s the antithesis of what sports are about.

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by PPP on Mar 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came home and read the article. And I was like “oh”.

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by Leafer87 on Mar 29, 2011 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

soooooo mad, good thing I’m still training my puppy, otherwise I have no use for this newspaper

by greensidetrap on Mar 29, 2011 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

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by PPP on Mar 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you, I have been visiting the site for a while now, after reading that article it was time to join so I could blow off some steam.

by greensidetrap on Mar 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you

Thank you, thank you

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by furcifer on Mar 29, 2011 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw you Chemmy...pay up!

is as frustrating an exercise as finding out Jacques Demers is your new pen pal.

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by Mike Lupo on Mar 30, 2011 4:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Welcome

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