Some of you might recognize the melody of this post.  And yes, I do realize that it's too short for a fanpost, but didn't fit to me in the fanshot section.  Enjoy. 

Glove tap to Jared for inspiring this meme.

I believe in the net, the puck, the five hole, the booming point shot, the juicy rebound, carb loading, post-game beer.

That the columns of Steve Simmons are self-indulgent, overrated crap.

I believe John Ferguson Jr. acted alone.

I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing touch icing and the delay of game penalty.

I believe in the MGK line, Reimer saves, Dion quarterbacking the powerplay rather than Lebda, and I believe in long, fast, filthy, dangling, Kessel rushes that last three periods.

Good night.