Some of you might recognize the melody of this post. And yes, I do realize that it's too short for a fanpost, but didn't fit to me in the fanshot section. Enjoy.
Glove tap to Jared for inspiring this meme.
I believe in the net, the puck, the five hole, the booming point shot, the juicy rebound, carb loading, post-game beer.
That the columns of Steve Simmons are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
I believe John Ferguson Jr. acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing touch icing and the delay of game penalty.
I believe in the MGK line, Reimer saves, Dion quarterbacking the powerplay rather than Lebda, and I believe in long, fast, filthy, dangling, Kessel rushes that last three periods.