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What's Next For The Leafs?

Like other days this week, there are lots of small moves being made to prepare for the big show on Friday. In this morning's FTB we've got news on Jagr, Erhoff, Varlamov, Dupuis, and Ian White, among several others.

Naturally, we're more interested in a Leafs-centric point of view around here, and Jonas Siegel wrote an article today for the first time in a while, echoing a lot of the commonly-held hopes and thoughts around here on PPP on what could be in store for Brian Burke & Co.. (Frankly, it sounds like he's been reading our posts for a while.) That said, he does raise an interesting point that hasn't been given much attention lately: what about moving Kessel to centre and then then looking for a winger?

The wild card might well be Phil Kessel. While he resisted a shift to the middle in the past--a brief stint last season offered muddled results--his skill, hockey smarts and underrated (and under-utilized) passing ability might make his defensive liabilities worth the trouble. Additionally, acquiring a top-line winger would prove considerably less challenging.

This and more, after the jump.

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Leafs Links:

Can we just let Jonas Gustavsson play?
Michael Langlois wants to hand the backup job to Gus.

Other Hockey Links:

Ian White is "Comfortable on the Coast" - Fear The Fin
Sounds like Ian White would like to stay put for a while, after being a part of four different teams in two seasons.

Why Semyon Varlamov chose KHL over Washington Capitals
Interview with Varly's agent from Dmitry Chesnokov at Puck Daddy.

After Isles rebuff, Ehrhoff’s rights sent to Buffalo
We'll see if Erhoff's interested in some Pegula dollars. He probably wants to test open waters at this point, but I can also see why the Sabres would be a good fit.

What, no Jagr? Agent, teams baffled on Jaromir decision day
UPDATE: Late word from Rob Rossi of the Tribune-Review, who is all over this story: "Longtime acquaintances of team co-owner Mario Lemieux and NHL agents told the Tribune-Review an agreement [with the Penguins] was in place even as Jagr flew from the Czech Republic to the United States." Related: Detroit Red Wings

Habs trade Wisniewski’s negotiating rights to Columbus
Montreal lands an unspecified draft pick and future considerations in a deal with the Blue Jackets.

Chad LaRose stays with Hurricanes
Veteran forward signs two-year deal with Carolina worth $3.4M over two years.

Sharks make several moves
Reached agreements on new one-year contracts with forward Andrew Desjardins and goalie Alex Stalock.

Penguins re-sign Pascal Dupuis
Pittsburgh winger inks new two-year deal worth $1.5M per season.

Montreal police to question Chara soon about Pacioretty hit
Police tightlipped about when, where meeting will take place, as probe nears completion into hit last March that sidelined Montreal forward. Story from Sidhartha Banerjee at the G&M.

Paul Kariya announces retirement and has a few choice words for the NHL
"The thing that I worry about," Kariya said in an interview, "is that you’ll get a guy who is playing with a concussion, and he gets hit, and he dies at centre ice. Can you imagine what would happen to the league if a guy dies at centre ice?"

NHL enters hazy, crazy days of summer
I know this gets said every year, but Eric Duhatschek also raises an eyebrow at how much players are getting paid.

Shot Counting, In Pictures. - Arctic Ice Hockey
BN uses some visuals to show shot-recording bias over the last ten NHL seasons.

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Y'all Heard About Me, You Just Didn't Know It was Me

by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 7:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Everything is, and will continue to be, happening.

by blindfolded tank driver on Jun 30, 2011 7:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Live Long and Sign FA’s

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 8:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Friends don’t let friends move Kessel to C.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 7:11 AM EDT reply actions  

One reason it might work is that he can come deeper to get the puck and will have more ice to pick up steam.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 7:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

and get shit kicked on the dot against the crosbys and Richards of the world every game

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 7:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s one reason why it wouldn’t work.

Face-offs are a learnable skill so if they did it they better be serious about it and not make it a 5-10 game experiment. Which is why it most likely won’t happen.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 7:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

also, Kessel, while not as horrible defensively as some would make out, is not up to snuff for taking on the other teams best lines with the responsibility that comes with the top center gig

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

he just doesn’t cross check enough either (I had to)

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Kessel were moved to C, who would we go after to play on his wing? (please not Semin). Are there rumors floating around or anything of a top line winger being shopped?

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Semin was already signed by washington awhile ago.

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was referring more to acquiring a winger via trade. Not sure what his availability is, I just seem to recall that his name comes up in trade rumors relatively often.

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought/toyed/suggested the idea of Kessel at C last year too. I think he can hack it out at C if needed, but at the end of the day his skills are best suited to play wing. No need to bog him down with the increased defensive responsibilities of playing C

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gustavsson bounces back

unfortunately it will be with another team if Burke listens to the constant calls for him to be thrown into a trade package. Only saving grace might be that his value is so low.

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 7:30 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow, Burke is going to be in Kandahar, Afghanistan when free agency opens

I guess trusting in long distance communication and Nonis & Co. to get shit done.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:34 AM EDT reply actions  

That just means today is going to be craaaaaazy!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 7:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

when was the time last year he went on his fishing trip? like right after July 1st?

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 8:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was the last week of July and 1st week of August…

Also Burke gets to start negotiating at midnight Kandahar time right? If so we have like a 12 hour head start, BOOYAH!

/notserious

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 8:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kandahar is 8.5 hours ahead, so 8:30pm Friday night in Afghanistan for realsies though.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Glen Sather’s readying his cashzooka and aiming it at Richards.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jun 30, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

is he taking out some taliban?

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

That or signing some soldiers to the fourth line.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man I love your truculence… can you skate? No? Well neither can Colton Orr and I gave him 1 mil per season so whatdya say?

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh, Ehrhoff bullet isn't dodged quite yet
@DarrenDreger Darren Dreger
Leafs interested in a number of UFA’s. Richards, Ehrhoff (if free),Upshall, Talbot, etc. Won’t get them all, but will inquire on most.

Can some one fill me in on the desirability of Upshall? 15-20G guy, 27 years old… anything else? I feel like we have that kind of potential on our 3rd line already with Kadri, Armstrong, Bozak, marlies… nothing wrong with depth I guess, but these Free Agents have been cashing in huge lately….

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:04 AM EDT reply actions  

Kopecky getting $12mill for 4 yrs is nuts. If that helps set the market it’s not surprising the other free agents are drooling at the possibility of bidding wars.

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 8:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Michael Scott gets all the recs

"You can't always get what you want, the Rolling Stones song was right"
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by kulewhip on Jun 30, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why not? He hasn’t been traded to you yet.

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just say no to Erhhoff. We picked up Liles on a short-term deal specifically so we wouldn’t over-spend on a guy like Erhoff. Don’t ruin the plan now, Burke/Nonis!

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shh

he’s a Buffalo fan.

Let them sign Ehrhoff for 7 years, 45M

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let’s keep it that way.

Come for the truculence, stay for the waffles.

by intp on Jul 1, 2011 3:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’d rather not pay 3+ million dollars to add depth in the form of a third line winger.

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 8:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

From what 67 Sound has been saying, he has the potential for more, he just doesn’t get a lot of ice time. A guy who might be undervalued.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

22 goals on 15 minutes a game isn’t that bad.

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Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. I’d love to run 3 lines that can all score.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Undervalued? maybe.

About to get overpaid? Most likely.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the kicker.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

What about compared to someone like Bergfors? Upshall seems like more of a Burke kind of guy, but I’d think Bergfors could be had for a fair bit less, no?

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I’ve heard about a dozen fanbases clamoring to want him as soon as it was learned that he wasn’t being qualified.

If GMs interest reflects that at all (it likely doesn’t), there will be a few bidding for his service. He’ll get a decent pay.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ehrhoff?

Heeheehee

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay I think you guys might be safe then
@ChrisBottaNHL
Chris Botta
Ehrhoff agent Rick Curran: he wants to go to a team where he can win.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Buuuuurrrrnnnnn

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL ISLANDERS

On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably means you guys are out too ;)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Big talk from a fan of a team he just spurned... but then again
he wants to go to a team where he can win

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, he wanted more than the Canucks were willing to give him. I don’t want him for more than 4.5. He’s not worth it

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

he wants to go to a team where he can win

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

It would be funny if he ended up in Chicago

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I get it

The joke is the Canucks won’t win

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It’s raining cliched Canucks jokes!

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

somethintg something something….RIOTS!

"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.

by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Luog-CHOKE

Biting diving whinging classless fucks!

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’re not cliched yet if they’re still funny.

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I'm rubbing it in because of this:
Okay I think you guys might be safe then
@ChrisBottaNHL
Chris Botta
Ehrhoff agent Rick Curran: he wants to go to a team where he can win.
“Playin hurt, baby that don’t faze me. I don’t got time for pain. The only pain I’ve got time for is the pain I put on fools who don’t know what time it is!”

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:41 AM EDT up reply actions

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s the truth, right?
:)

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

But how will the team when if he’s on it?

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

so thats why he left the canucks..

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Ehrhoff should just say he wants money rather than saying it’s about winning. He turned down the team that was one good game away from the Cup!

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank you. everyone jumped on me yesterday for calling him ‘Chrisian Jehrkoff’ for this very reason.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

That’s funny.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it was more people thought that you were calling him that for not wanting to sign with the Islanders.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think it had more to do with him not signing with the Isles

Guy has every right to test FA instead of signing with a basement team just because VAN wanted a 4th for his rights.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He may not have liked Vancouver for other reasons though. I just don’t like judging a players integrity when we know only small pieces of information.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 10:55 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

yeah, if he signs with detroit for decent money, i’ll take it all back. if he signs with the rangers or edmonton at an inflated contract, i’ll scorn him smugly.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any contract he signs is going to be inflated

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

then i can still call him a Jerkoff and you can say otherwise. neither of us will be right.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or we’ll both be right. And wrong. And neither.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wanting money doesn’t make you a jerk.

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by Bower Power on Jun 30, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure it’s a little bit of both. Plus he sees the deals other UFA D are getting and I’m fairly certain he knows that the Red Wings have a vacancy on their blue-line.
He’ll sign for reasonable money in Detroit. What an asshole.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

After how the media turned on VAN players in the playoffs (some deservedly so), there is more than 1 reason to not want to play in VAN.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the media everywhere BUT Vancouver

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

If outside media forced him away then I probably don’t really want him anyways

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 10:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

yea – he’ll die in TO

by Beleaf on Jun 30, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Media is apparently a big problem for players in T.O. so it isn’t a reach to suggest it might have been a problem.

That being said, I honestly don’t know anything about his situation so I can’t speculate that it had anything to do with it.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

HALLELUJAH

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d for excessive smugness.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahaha

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 10:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOW, love it.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, that’s pretty good.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure beats my idea of just replacing the B with a smugface.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh my god you did it, you crazy bastard you did it.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

AHHHHHH

Smug overload.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smug Overlord!

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait till they see ours

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait’ll they see my * ohhh *
Wait’ll they see my * ohhh *

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 10:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

No Ying Yang Twins fans? Worst.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

It burns… but in a good way.

by Learn2Leaf on Jun 30, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

been waiting for you to use it too, didn’t want to steal your thunder

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

At first glance, I thought that was a swastika.

I wish I was right.

by Be26 on Jun 30, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was some sort of peace sign at first.
“This doesn’t make any sense…wait, oh. OHH. Wow.”

by purplish on Jun 30, 2011 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa

Come for the truculence, stay for the waffles.

by intp on Jul 1, 2011 3:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

rec

every time

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

And he wasnt to get paid, or else he would’ve stayed in VAn

Nifty Mittens

by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s got a ridiculously hot GF…could be enough

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by Bullets on Jun 30, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m deleting WizardofNaz’s comment. Refresh and it’ll disappear.

Wizard; I’m not mad at you or anything, no need to apologize, but there are plenty of places on the internet to find pictures of hot chicks and for those of us in professional offices it’s easy to get away with a bunch of text on screen but hard to explain why a hot chick suddenly pops up.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Especially when he actually says NSFW in the subject line.

Thanks man

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's not the point,

I’m at an ad agency so as long as it’s clothed it’s fine by me, I refuse to refresh.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay i’ll refrain from posting like that again,

But I’ll still ask the same question… Is Upshall’s GF hotter than our captains… I think not

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

At first, this was the comment directly under the pic…made me chuckle.

Shame
It would be really cool to do a photoshop of where’s Waldo and put Jagr in there instead but I’m to lazy to do it right now.

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by Mislav Xterratu Jantoljak on Jun 30, 2011 5:20 AM PDT reply actions

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, and again I’m not mad or anything, I deleted it so my boss doesn’t yell at me.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aren’t you quitting today?

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

NAKED GIF PARTY!!!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Already did.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

well did you resign or quit? I like to differentiate because Quitting can be fun, but resigning is more formal and not bridge-burny.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 10:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I once walked out on an owner right before the lunch rush at a restaurant. The guy was a giant prick and deserved it

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did the exact same thing working in the kitchen of a Montana’s. Felt great.

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by kulewhip on Jun 30, 2011 10:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Felt awesome

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I did it at Kelseys on new years day. didn’t want to work so i just changed and left, never looked back.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kitchen manager was a huge douchebag during our grand opening week. Week two during a supper rush he came onto my station and said he could do it faster and told me to go wash dishes, I told him to go do something else and left.

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by kulewhip on Jun 30, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man you guys are terrible. Let Jared make the italian jokes, you guys really all suck at them

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

It was Ricci’s wasn’t it?

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you’re talking about Ricci’s in Woodbridge, man that place is awesome. I was so sad when work moved out of Woodbridge, only for that reason.

by TheCeej on Jun 30, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh it’s amazing, I did some summer work a few blocks from there. The best.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 11:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, did you ever try Pollo Loco up towards Major Mac?

by TheCeej on Jun 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

That place fuckin rules, great veal

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

leave the italians alone, I agree

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 11:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, if anything you would bail right in the middle of something important at a German restaurant called Kaiser S’aucys.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just remember to grab Das Boots before you leave.

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Resigned. Boss is sad to see me go, I thanked him for the opportunities.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re still worried about that?

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Upshalls GF

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by Bullets on Jun 30, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow…sorry for the awful link…but it’s there

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by Bullets on Jun 30, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

UPSHALL WINS!! UPSHALL WINS!!

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmm tough call… I’m still a big Elisha fan.

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t kick either out of bed for eating crackers.

by Jo4nny on Jun 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m allergic to peanut butter so if it were those crackers with peanut butter I probably would have to kick them out of bed so I wouldn’t die…

/notactuallyallergicjustwantedtomakethejoke

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 12:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You live your whole life trying to bed a supermodel, finally get there, and die 5 seconds before making whoopie.
I’d have my tombstone read “FUUUUUUUUUUUUU…”

by Jo4nny on Jun 30, 2011 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d put “died with the biggest erection he’d ever had”

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 12:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sounds like a line from an Alanis Morissette song

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by Bullets on Jun 30, 2011 12:30 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jun 30, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure, your “heart.”

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by TheBurnward on Jul 1, 2011 4:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shame

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by Mislav Xterratu Jantoljak on Jun 30, 2011 8:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Gotta use those Habs Waldo uniforms

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, if my understanding is correct contracts all expire at 12 am EST tonight, but free agency officially opens at 12 pm EST tomorrow. What’s the deal with the 12 hrs in between? Technically the contracts are expired, so why can’t all the free agents talk to teams tonight, even if the contracts can’t be signed until noon?

Some background info, the language in the CBA says that SPC’s are valid for a certain number of “League Years” and defines a League Year as ending June 30. I did a quick perusal but did not find any direct clause relating to the timing of the free agency market opening.

by Bobby Paradise on Jun 30, 2011 8:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ve never heard of that rule before… Maybe it’s new just so one team can’t swoop in and say “here is a big ol’ bag o’ money now sign.” Before the rest of the teams get a chance to talk to them. It makes the players actually take a few hours to think about their offers.

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 8:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one that would be interesteda more NBA style of Free Agency? Negotiations can begin on July 1st but no signings until July 4?

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

that’s 3 days too long of waiting. NHL fans are impatient.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 9:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah but it’ll completely get rid of tempering claims (so canucks fans will lose a hobby), and it could give players a better feel for whats out there

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

If a player didn’t want to rush into anything they don’t have to. Do you really think if Brad Richards said to all the teams “I’m not signing until July 7th, get your offers in by July 4th so I have 3 days to think about it” that he’d get worse offers?

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it’s so that agents/GMs/fans dont have to start worrying about signing contracts at midnight and instead, you know, a more sane hour.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except they all probably are up at midnight anyway. But i still like it.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

A good portion of them have wives/families by the time they hit UFA status. Likely they’re asleep, unless they’re too nervous or whatever.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said above. It gives the agents enough time to work with to negotiate

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn’t be shocked if they were in discussions starting at midnight and can’t sign ‘til noon. It was reported earlier that RFAs could start discussing contracts as early as Tuesday, but couldn’t sign until July 1.

Contracts that are signed 5mins after FA starts are sometimes way too complicated to have not been discussed at some length beforehand.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean that GM’s should sign contracts at midnight. What I meant was, it seems they should be ok to start negotiating at midnight but can’t file new deals until noon. However, this flies in the face of Burke waiting patiently until noon to speak to the Sedins while Gillis signs them to new deals at a quarter to twelve.

by Bobby Paradise on Jun 30, 2011 9:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t that happen last year with Martin Biron. He signed a contract with the Rangers not long after the free agency window opened.

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by PassivelyTruculent on Jun 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Isles gave permission for his agent to talk to teams earlier IIRC

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Sleep ’TIl Brooklyn B. Richards

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 8:54 AM EDT reply actions  

FANTASTIC!

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?!!!

by SPERO on Jun 30, 2011 12:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

PEGULADOLLARS!

Though im not really sure i want Christian Erhoff if he wants more than what the other two teams reportedly offered him… but whatever. It’s not my money.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:57 AM EDT reply actions  

Not sure I want him in my division, but if you guys overpay for that guy rather than Richards i’ll be happy.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

We couldn’t really afford richards anyway.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh I had BUF rated at somewhere between “interested” and “tire kickers on price”

A lot of people are saying TOR isn’t even in the running and it’s a 1 horse race to NYR, but I’m hoping that’s not the case.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

They could probably spend around 6 million on an overpriced free agent… so Erhoff. The only problem with long-term deals is it makes it harder to sign Myers to 6 million dollars next year.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

1. Calder trophy
2. Sophomore slump
3. ???
4. Profit!

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was no sophomore slump. Really, he actually played better than his rookie season.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I have to take your word on that but wasn’t he fucking up all over the ice last season? Plus a significant drop in numbers?

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

he totally was, Buffalo should cut their losses with him now.

we can off NHL AL-Star quality D-men.

Komisarek for Myers straight up, and i’m cutting my own throat here

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, it was the whole team that was the problem (ok mainly Shaone Morissonn). He actually had significantly better possession numbers. (though his first 15 games weren’t very good)

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

From what I saw he just started slow for the first month or two. Then picked it right back up.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Myers

will have to have a big season to get 6M as an RFA.

Don’t you remember CGY’s mistake giving Phaneuf that massive contract?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yah the problem was they couldn’t offer him a NTC so he could join in with their other 12 players with one

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’ll probably make a little less, but do you want to be the one to say “I’m sorry we didn’t save enough money to re-sign Myers” to the fans?

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me personally?

Yes. Because those tears would be delicious.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:39 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I don’t know if anyone has brought this up yet but per Bob McKenzie Rosehill’s contract appears to be a 1 one-way deal, why?

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by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:17 AM EDT reply actions  

Because a one way deal only means $$ and not waiver status etc. It just means he’ll be making the 500K with the Marlies…

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

if they gave him a QO they are always one-way.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the Leafs have enough money that the extra $$ doesn’t bother them…

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I’m at work so I don’t have a copy of the CBA on this computer, but that doesn’t sound right.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure that’s true..

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry. QOs are only one way if the previous contract was.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

That makes more sense. Gotcha.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I take this as a sign that Orr is significantly more injured then leafs will let on, that or he’s out the door.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Probably more. Rosehill is a good guy to be able to insert in the line-up for certain games and is cheap. But yeah, let’s hope Orr is okay and everything but has decided to retire.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosehill is a good guy

Yeah, but can he score with his ass?

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by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not necessarily

We’ve almost always had a backup enforcer if Orr goes down.

He can spend time in the Marlies, maybe it’s just for insurance.

600k for an enforcer (if Burke insists on having one) is fine. Especially for only 1 year.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, Rosehill is what he is and is paid accordingly. Man it’s small but I hate that Colton Orr contract.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Rosehills game better then Orr’s to be honest.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Orr is worth the cap hit if he shitkicks Carkner 6 times a year. The rest of the time he should be eating Burkie dogs upstairs though.

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone would claim otherwise.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not sure, honestly. Rosehill takes more dumb minor penalties than Orr.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’re pretty comparable actually.
This season Rosehill had 8 Minors in 26 Games.
Orr had 14 in 46.
Orr PIM/GP= 2.8
Rosehill PIM/GP= 2.7
Rosehill has speed and can play hockey.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

19 goals in 328 AHL games says he’s pretty lousy. If he didn’t fight he’d be out of a job.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but the idea that he takes more penalties than Orr is obviously not true.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

the thing with guys like him though is I expect the goals would be roughly equivalent in the NHL.
this is because he’s not using any talent to get his goals, even in the AHL,
its mostly right place-right time or crappy rebounds, maybe a tip here and there

the same chances will occur in the NHL, so maybe we can expect 19 goals in 4-5 seasons

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

THEY’D TAKE HIZ JERB?!?!

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

DOOK ER DOOOOB

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by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

DERK A DURRRRRRRRRRRRR

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rosehill had 1.4 hits per game – 36 in 26
Orr had 1 – 46 in 46

Supports Rosehill as a better forechecker

by Dr_Furious on Jun 30, 2011 10:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m fine with $600000 for Rosehill if he’s actually in the lineup, I guess, but it strikes me as dumb that Burke is letting Brent (and seemingly Boyce) leave but gives Rosehill a deal that pays him even if he plays in the minors. At least Brent and Boyce can play more than 5 minutes a night.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

So can Jay Rosehill.

Rosey is Mike Brown without the great facial hair.

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like Brownie’s speed a bit more.

His hands… not so much.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like he’ll score more next year, he goes hard to the net often enough, or at least get some assists. Put someone on his line to fish for loose pucks to bang in.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we’re looking to our 4th line for more offense than the problem isn’t our 4th line… it’s the other 3.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

True, but it doesn’t hurt to have not useless players on the 4th line. Brown could see 3rd line duty in case of injuries is all.
Kadri-Bozak-Brown would be a decent 3rd line.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Right, but the point is Rosehill is a more complete player than just someone who fights Lessard roughly 12 times a year.

He can play a high-energy forecheck game. Think like what guys like Oreskovich were doing for Vancouver in the playoffs.

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although again Oreskovich is a significantly better skater

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 9:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I disagree. Rosehill is a goon with slightly better skating abilities than Orr. Otherwise he’s useless.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

He can keep Tyler Biggs’ spot warm for him for a while?

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 9:58 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Jamie Devane is closer!

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 10:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s more like Glass.

Lol Glass

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by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hendrick said he’d be at training camp for what it’s worth.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

From Twitter

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Sakic and Shanny shoo-ins for HHOF in 2012. Sundin and Roenick are on bubble. No to first-timers Joseph, Roberts, C. Lemieux and Palffy.

Really? Shanny is a shoo-in but Sundin is only on the bubble?

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Palffy? Seriously?

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 9:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shanny won a cup, probably the key to being a shoo-in and a bubbler

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

He will get in though. For sure.

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Shanny won, Sundin didn’t

by spuck on Jun 30, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except for the Olympics.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

2002

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I meant Sundin won Gold at an Olympics, so he did win something

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

baah I hate that argument

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah it’s not a very good one.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

but thats the first thing someone would think of. you’d like to hope that the HHOF voting committee would be smarter than that but….

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

They’re pretty close. Shanny got 1,354 points and 656 goals over Sundin’s 1,349 points and 564 goals, but in about 200 more games. Winning a Cup, even if it was on a stacked Detroit team, will put him slightly ahead. But I think both have enough of a pedigree that they will get in first-ballot.

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dont forget Shanny also works for the NHL, politics will be a huge part of it

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

BIAS

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well ya, I mean old boys club and all

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Politics in hockey? Bullshit.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah next someone will say that the House of Commons would debate on whether Shane Doan should be captain of Team Canada…

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man lets not get into that

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by leafer1984 on Jun 30, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

We don’t do that here, this isn’t Russia

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s ok, the following year they’ll do Sundin and Joseph for another epic Leafs HOF night.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 9:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like this!

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

2013? Sundin, CuJo, Lindros, Burns.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

#StamkosMania has everyone's attention, but other than obviously the size of the offer, is Schenn in much different a position?

His agent is might be waiting until July 1 to see the offers before going to the Leafs brass to get a much better deal than he is getting offered today…

Toronto general manager Brian Burke is confident a deal will get done with the 21-year-old defenceman who becomes a restricted free agent on July 1 but Schenn wants to first see how the economic landscape unfolds this summer.

"There doesn’t appear to be any urgency from their side," said Burke Thursday. "They’ll probably wait and see if other teams sign contracts that they think will help them. He’s obviously an important player for us and it will get done at some point but I don’t see any urgency to do it here."

http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/article/1014287—no-deal-yet-for-leafs-blueliner-luke-schenn

Offer sheet would make me so sad.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:45 AM EDT reply actions  

Don’t worry, Doughty is going to take all those offer sheets instead.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

He's the big prize... but GMs sometimes throw you the misdirect.

Imagine Philly offer sheeted Doughty instead of Stamkos?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

They can’t afford them any more than Stamkos but they need a young defensemen a lot more than a forward.

Plus, they hate their own first round picks and never keep them so it’s all but guaranteed.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Philly both can and can’t afford anything they do.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEY PHILLY IS ONLY 1 PEICE AWAY FROM WINNING THE CUP! you guys are HATERS!

I BET YOU 5 GAJILLION DOLLARS THE FLYERS OF THIS YEAR ARE 10x better than the Leafs of 1934

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft. 5 Gajillion american dollars isn’t worth shit anymore

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by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 10:02 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking inflation.

you can only buy like $4.96 Gajillion CDN with that much.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

FLYERROB, is that you?

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 10:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really hope Burke doesn’t overpay for Schenn. He has great potential as a shutdown defender but the key thing is he isn’t a great one yet.

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by DoubleDion on Jun 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

So I was reading what I missed yesterday

I assume there was no Parise for Hodgson, Schneider? That was bullshit?

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 9:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Yup, completely fabricated

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 9:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

darn,
that one actually made sense

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Talk radio BS. Sounded too good to be true even though it seems like a good deal to make for both sides.

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by PPP on Jun 30, 2011 9:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kesler – Parise would never let a GA lol

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think it was even that

No one actually heard it on the radio, just heard that someone else heard it on the radio

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 9:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who the hell would break a trade on the radio. What is this, 1932?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

If Orson Wells read the announcement it’d be War of the Worlds all over again.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Very much so

it’s not even possible to trade Parise until after his hearing.

Thank the Lord.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 9:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure there could be some scenario where NJ would allow team that agreed to trade a window to negotiate a contract with Parise, then sign-and-trade based on the deal negotiated with the other team, which would nullify arbitration.

by Bobby Paradise on Jun 30, 2011 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t want Parise anywhere near VAN.

One of my fav players.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed and rec'd.

Just wanted to make the point that I don’t believe the arbitration status is a factor in negating a trade.

by Bobby Paradise on Jun 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Decent price for Oshie
TSNBobMcKenzie‎

T.J. Oshie’s one-year deal with the St. Louis Blues is worth $2.35M.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Lol. Capgeek has that contract listed as of today at 11:14 am est

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

They have it listed as of the future!?

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 10:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

CAPGEEK KNOWS ALL

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stop living in the past, man!

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will he be UFA next year then?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dont think so. He’s only 24… I think he’d need 1 more year before UFA.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Capgeek says no, so i’ll go with he is RFA.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Smart.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

DAMMIT!

I was looking forward to a 2012/13 top line of Parise – Oshie – Kessel.

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by article1 on Jun 30, 2011 11:07 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

He will still be an RFA after this contract, the blues wanted him to prove what he can do over a full season. Hes been randomly injured the last 3 years and its generally been the practice of the blues management to give guys 2 year extensions early on to prove what they can do instead of just paying out based on potential. Backes and Polak both did this and ended up getting payed, Perron EJ and Berglund are/were signed for short terms as well.

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by Icion on Jun 30, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was very sad that Berglund got signed. :(

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 10:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

You guys do smart work with the RFAs similar to Burkie, no point in going long term for potential.
This looks like a great comparable for MacArthur.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

What? That’s Kulemin money!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 30, 2011 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always imagine Burke undoes his tie for the same reason that Bret Hart took the straps off his pink-singlet. Shit got real when that happened.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:29 AM EDT reply actions   2 recs

Really, the HHoF committee can just pack it in at this point. Such a huge fail.

by Arenacale on Jun 30, 2011 10:29 AM EDT reply actions  

I don’t get this need for a lack of transparency. You’re the Hall of Fame, get over yourselves.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I suspect they want the secrecy so they can’t be called out over someone getting snubbed because of some insignificant slight 30 years earlier.

by Arenacale on Jun 30, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my god, its so beautiful

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm….to put on twitter or not….

Evil is wining this argument right now

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL if you put that on twitter, twitter will explode! DO IT!

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 11:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was uploading to twitpic, I got distracted by work and closed the window.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should present the picture without comment.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 11:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, it’s taking a damn long time to upload.

i have 15 followers, so I’ll have to hashtag it. #Leafs #Stamkos #NHL

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

What’s your Twitter handle? I’ll re-tweet it.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

done

elseldo #Stamkos #Leafs #NHL http://twitpic.com/5j3lff

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh how i need work to get busier….

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea!!! now to spread it… wildfire.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

followed you & retweeted

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 11:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

same

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by kulewhip on Jun 30, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

thanks, and Twitter shenanigans have begun. go free agency season!

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

just saw it posted on the Hockeybuzz forums!!! haha

by Beleaf on Jun 30, 2011 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha awesome. they’re probably freaking out and crashing the site there (although thats not hard to do at all)

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy or one of the overlords/princesses will probably RT it.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

is this PS? how was this done?

by Beleaf on Jun 30, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Stamkos’ face on the Kessel picture. Cloning to turn the 8 into a 9.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s actually a 9 from Dougie’s jersey

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

He who shall not be named just did a spit-take (e5)

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Stamkos in Phil’s frumpy dad suit?

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 10:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the real question is why isn’t Burke’s smile bigger?

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is his tie still tied?

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

cuz he just sold his soul to the devil to get him

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Burke smiles bigger than that?

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only when he answers the phone and it’s Calgary calling.

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL, Rec

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?!!!

by SPERO on Jun 30, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its his poker face because he’s the only one that knows Doughty is in the next room over.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

On a related notes, how do you think everyone at Raw Charge is doing right now.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

omg, i just splurted

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s a hell of a photoshop job.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only thing missing is fixing the shadow of Kessel.

Also, why is Stamkos so non-plussed?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

That word doesn’t mean what you think it means.
#pedantry.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why is Stamkos so pissed off?

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

WHY ARE YOU SUCH A JERK

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still haven’t gotten to see the Stanley Cup in person yet, aside from the parade :(

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should hang out with Texas Gal.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah probably

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seconded

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 11:39 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec.

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 11:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

And the number. The two digits are noticeably different shades; I noticed this and I’m colourblind.

by Be26 on Jun 30, 2011 11:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can tell it’s a photoshop because my computer screen isn’t covered in “excitement”.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously? Shadows?

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can tell by the pixels

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was making a joke.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 11:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Phil seems distracted.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t believe he’s had that same suit since he signed here. lol. Pretty sure that’s the same one worn to the ASG draft.

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s looking at different media guys than the ones he’s used to in Boston who beat him up and took his lunch money.

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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jun 30, 2011 11:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

“there’s no way this could blow up in my face, right? Right?”

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 11:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

absolutely it can, and might

by Beleaf on Jun 30, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good timing

I just wrote a fan post about Stamkos: http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/6/30/2251988/stamkos-versus-kessel-their-2nd-and-3rd-nhl-seasons

Is it okay to promote fan posts in this thread? If not, I apologize and please delete this comment.

by stevesmith19 on Jun 30, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Its perfectly ok as long as you don’t spam the link every ten minutes.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

But every 15 minutes is okay right?

I’ll take your silence as a yes.

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

WOO!

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by Frag on Jun 30, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

A Habs fan told me the Leafs traded for Maxime Talbot’s neogtiating rights yesterday.
There is a link on TSN.ca to a supposed story about the same that goes nowhere.

Any truth?

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 10:54 AM EDT reply actions  

Bob McKenzie says

OK, my turn for a correction. PIT granted permission for Talbot’s rep to talk only to TOR for 48 hours commencing Sunday.

I assume that was last Sunday.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently the Leafs had exclusive permission to speak to Talbot for 48 hours. That window expired.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could they have actually singed a contract prior to July 1?

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think if they came to an agreement with Talbot and they’d officially make the trade and then sign the contract

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was just about to type that/ask that question? Thanks for saving the keystrokes

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

But now, you just gave them back.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sure did, different purpose

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

As we do.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

More keystrokes

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by MapleLeafMole on Jun 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

everyone got jobbed, a trade was contingent upon the Leafs signing Talbot but that never happened so no trade.

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Totally off topic…but, weirdest hockey gif ever?

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 10:55 AM EDT reply actions  

How about this one?

"I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so now I'm afraid i have something of a mess on my hands."
"There's just so many poorly chosen words in that sentence."

by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

that penguin has a hermit crab stuck it its head

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh. Me likee.

"You said you didn't give a f#%k about hockey. And I never saw someone say that before..."

by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey is that Brooks Laich?

/MediocreRateUnicornJoke

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 11:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

For those who missed it on twitter.

I took the liberty of transcribing Ace’s poem that he wrote on twitter this morning. All credit goes to him I just knew it had to be shared. Everyone follow him on twitter @SuicidePass

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/6/30/2252312/mr-aces-epic-twitter-poem-transcribed-in-all-its-glory

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 11:10 AM EDT reply actions  

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Per Rangers release: The club has agreed to terms with forward John F’ing Mitchell on a contract extension. Terms not disclosed.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 11:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

OMG!! Rangers just resigned a center! They must be giving up on B. Richards!!

by Learn2Leaf on Jun 30, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, his nickname has made the big time has it?

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by PKSube on Jun 30, 2011 11:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

bwahahahaha

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 11:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did I

…just hear a huge sigh of relief throughout the whole room?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jun 30, 2011 12:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Souray on waivers

likely being bought out.

Womp womp.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 12:09 PM EDT reply actions  

TSNBobMcKenzie‎ So outside of Drury (bought out already), Sloan, Souray, Commodore and Barker (assuming they all clear, and they will), no other players…

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thoughts… With Barker (most likely) being bought out what do you think his price will be and are you interested?

I would sign him and then try to move Komisarek. Barker will probably come in around 2mil so we could save an extra 2.5 mil or so for our bottom pairing and Barker is both younger and more talented and will contribute just as much to our bottom pair imo.

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 12:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Mckenzie is spamming my feed…
I really could care less unless it involves the leafs, bob-o

stick the beiber crap up your arse also :)

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

He does tweet a lot. Probably best to temporarily unfollow him during this crazy period. You’ll get all the same info from Dreger but less frequent.

by lucc on Jun 30, 2011 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes i really don’t need to know Tyler Sloan’s deal info (who is that anyway?)

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you don’t like it don’t follow him. He has to report on all 30 teams so if you only want Leafs news wait for Leafs people to retweet him.

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Besides all the TSN guys crosstweet each other anyway. You’re not going to miss anything

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

but, i’m so excited and scared

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 12:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

---------------

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eats nachos most nights for the Caps. 8th D-man.

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by Steve-R on Jun 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

aha, tks

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahahaha, his latest tweet
To guy complaining he doesn’t want T Sloan tweets & guy who said I’m lazy for @capgeek doing B/O #s, never mind, ur blocked. #madwithpower

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 1:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh, i see i wasn’t the only dissenter

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was you he blocked.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

i didn’t message him on twitter

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

J.P. Dumont bought out by Predators according to tsn.ca…no waivers for him, he had a no-movement clause…

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by LeafBoy on Jun 30, 2011 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

man that kid was so promising 4 years ago….

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think we can call someone a kid if they were drafted by Mike Milbury.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Generally, that’s either a wasted pick, or a guy Milbury traded for peanuts.

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by LeafBoy on Jun 30, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah you are correct, sir. i only really remember him taking off a few years ago, so assumed he was much younger than he actually is. turns out he just peaked, then got old.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that's sketchy from EDM
@TSNBobMcKenzie:

As per @GMillerTSN, LAK not happy to learn Colin Fraser, part of EDM Smyth deal, is apparently “injured.” Not able to be bought out now.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT reply actions  

is everyone on edmonton “Injured?”

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah he tweeted earlier the Kigns could petition the NHL to reverse the deal.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And get stuck with Smyth’s contract again?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude they got $6.5M off the cap for Smyth. They won’t petition shit.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was getting there!

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And this is why people shouldn’t try and ape Steve’s “shotgun commenting” approach.

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by clrkaitken on Jun 30, 2011 12:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah….

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love that Edmonton basically pulled a fast one on LA there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? That’s Kulemin money!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 30, 2011 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid iPhone. Remove the above.

Now they are even for that Gretzky trade.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 30, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

but then they get back a 6 mill (?) cap hit instead of a $825k

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Smyth saga

Is the gift the keeps on giving

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 12:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand why LA is angry, but don’t teams usually request that a player pass a physical before a trade is official specifically to avoid this kind of thing?

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Due diligence fail

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 12:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably too worried about getting Smyth’s contract out of there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

After holding up the deal beacuse Brule was injured… this is comical

by Bobby Paradise on Jun 30, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this has been the best lead up to UFA day in recent years

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

it does seem much more chaotic than the trade dead line

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The draft was pretty boring too.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the other hand, the day before the draft was the kind of madness that makes the off-season fun.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

hopefully Burkie tops that tonight/tommorow

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I honestly don’t see how that’s possible.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly Stamkos to khandahar..

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVERYTHING FOR CROSBY

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s much more likely that signing Talbot to $2M for 5 years will be the highlight of our free agency.

I’m already becoming pre-disappointed before FA even begins.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I read somewhere (cant find the source) that the Leafs tried and were in talks with his agent but never closed the deal. This was since Sunday I think. No Talbot for the Leafs… or at least not for now.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya we’ve already covered that extensively.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

We cover pretty much everything extensively

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING!!!1

1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1

by LeafBoy on Jun 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

we covered your mom extensively…

/justajokedontkillme

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

HEYOOO

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Depending on the problem maybe he passed a physical?

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it went down like so:

Lombardi: Hey Lowey Lombi here. Hey listen, uhm you see Ryan over here wants to come back to the Oil, be with family you know, we’ll do him a solid, you in?
Lowe: Hey Lombi sure what are you looking for?
Lombardi: You know I don’t care really. Gimme whoever you want and we can help each other out and look good in the process. I’m just gonna buy him out regardless.

Lowe: Great! I’ll send you Souray will that be ok?
Lombardi: Sure whatever

….about an hour after trade get announced, there’s a problem.

Lombardi: Hey Lowey me again…. Uh listen we cant take Souray… I can’t buy him out, some injured player buyout rule…
Lowe: Oh really? Huh…

Thinks about it for a minute

Lowe: Hey what about Fraser, you can buy him out; that will help us out big time.

Lombardi thinking it will be ok considering what just transpired…

Lombardi: Ok great then. DEAL!

One day later…

Team Dr. : (clears throat) Mr. Lombardi, this guy you just traded for as a replacement of that other player we couldn’t buy out due to injury… Uhm well sir, this player can’t be bought out as well… He’s injured too.
Lombardi: (to self) That motherfu….

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You missed the part about Brule

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jun 30, 2011 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, that’s who it was. Failure.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone mentioned on Twitter that the biggest concern would be if Tambo was unaware Fraser was injured.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought all deals were on condition of a physical. I guess that’s waived in the offseason?

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by Bower Power on Jun 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s possible they didn’t notice it. Which just makes them look even more incompetent

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, CopperNBlue just tweeteed that apparently Edmonton didn’t know he needed surgery.

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by Bower Power on Jun 30, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well they probably hadn’t given him a physical since early April at the end of their season… Maybe he re-injured it training?

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 2:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It probably can be waived…

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m convinced that Kypreos doesn’t run his own Twitter. He makes too much sense on there for it to actually be him.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 1:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe it’s run by those fuckers at TSN.

by Shield on Jun 30, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

this!!

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Becoming a TBL fan is probably the only way that’s going to happen.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke should take his camping gear and park outside Stamkos’ house with a sign reading I WANT YOU. Take his entire posse with him and it can count as his annual fishing trip

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking I should be doing the same thing. If he’s at his parents house, which I believe he usually is in the summer, thats about 10 mins from where I am right now

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I would have the same pull as Burkie and his entourage

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

you live in Markham?

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, usually away for school but here during the summers

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You standing outside Stamkos’ house with a sign saying “I WANT YOU” would probably get the cops called though

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was thinking “I WANT YOU, MR. UNICORN”

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

but with a Boombox playing “In your eyes”……Stamkos’ heart will melt and he’ll spurn Tampa to play near him

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say Anything

Just get him here.

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by GreatKingRat on Jun 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or just print out the Burke-Stamkos picture from above and keep taping it to his front door every morning. Just a gentle push in the right direction

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

this is best,

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I approve of this.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

hell take him on their secret hunting trip where they hunt human game

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replace the sign with a boombox and we’re set #Cusack’d

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet Dreams are made of this……who is he to resist?

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

or that song they use for the apprentice… money money money… MOONNEEEY

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll never draft anyone as good as him ever, even if we give up four straight 1st overalls because we’re doomed. We have to do it.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would be great if that really even had a chance of happening… lets all live the dream.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kyper is reporting a 8.5MM average that Stamkos is looking for, a top 5 in the NHL roughyl similar to Malkin and Crosby, if Tampa doesn’t want that, I really hope Burke goes the way of the offer sheet.

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man, give him 9, for however long he wants.

Oh, you better believe that's a paddling.

by JP Nikota on Jun 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope they have Offer Sheet paper pads in Afghanistan!

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by Future_considerations on Jun 30, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t Tampa lose money last year? That’s some coin to dish out for an organization to be shelling out, no?

please give us Stamkos

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

GIVE HIM 10

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we got him for 10×10 (100mil) I would dance through the streets

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even 11 x 11

and I’d have to go to a doctor for having a boner for more than 4 hours.

by Jo4nny on Jun 30, 2011 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’d go even more, assuming he’s good till he’s 34, 13 years at 117

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 2:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like anything that combines the numbers 13 and 17.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 2:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

fibinacci #’s are good! 8,13, 21

by Jack rides ducks on Jun 30, 2011 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit just got geeky in here #forealz

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by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still hate even the word fibinacci. Dont know how many languages I ended up having to count that.

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by Icion on Jun 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR MONEY FOR OUR UNICORN!!1

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

For a second there...

I read Stamos. As in John. As in Jesse Katsopolis. As in, the greasy dude on Full House.

by Caleafornia on Jun 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was given Rebeca Romain the two line pass for a while.

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by Icion on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guys ang gals, I've got an idea that'll save this organization millions.

Why don’t we just make Phil Kessel wear this all the time?

Oh, you better believe that's a paddling.

by JP Nikota on Jun 30, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

here you go.

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by Bower Power on Jun 30, 2011 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll have access to Photoshop in one hour.

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by Chemmy on Jun 30, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pseudo Chatty Cathy Content

Sooo my work made a decision today to inform us at noon that we could have half the day off (paid). So basically we only have to work 4.5 hours and get paid for 9. I came in at 7am so I could leave at 4 to go to London (I had already worked 5 hours by that point). My girlfriend dropped me off and went to work in Toronto and isn’t done until 3. I am still at work… fml.

My boss at least told me I can un-make up the time next week by leaving early a few days, but would’ve been nice to leave for London before rush hour.

by Shield on Jun 30, 2011 2:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah it’s nice when they surprise you with things like that, but it’s a surprise so some people already have plans, I’m in the same boat, haev to go to the K-Woo so I bought ym train ticket to leave at 5:40 and could have gone at 1.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah exactly, and even at that point I ended up working for another hour after 12 because I had a lot of stuff I needed to get out to other people so it will (hopefully) be back to me for Tuesday. Ended up taking an hour and a half lunch at a place in walking distance with a co-worker. Now back at my desk waiting to get picked up.

by Shield on Jun 30, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the bright side for you, at least you have time to get some stuff done before you go. I would’ve loved to have gone home and packed and gone to the bank while I was waiting, but no car.

by Shield on Jun 30, 2011 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh no, I’m stuck in TO until the train, I live in St. Catharines, so stayin’ at work all alone.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, yeah it sucks eh. If I hit traffic I’m going to flip.

by Shield on Jun 30, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

ugh the 401 at rush hour, last day before a long weekend…

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 3:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hear you both; boss just announced it’s half-day summer fridays but I’ve got too much work to do (month-end related stuff) so won’t get out till 4:30-5.

No driving for me though, got a cold case of beer with my name on it as soon as I get done.

by Jo4nny on Jun 30, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

we have our monthly party in half an hour, then i get to take the air conditioned go train home :)

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by thenumber14 on Jun 30, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m heading south through Toronto at 9 tonight, traffic should be gone by then.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jun 30, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

What route are you taking? People will be arriving for Pride weekend downtown; I’d expect road traffic to be much worse than a usual “Friday” night. If you can avoid downtown, do so. If you’re going to partake in Pride festivities, I’d take the TTC.

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by Oafijev on Jun 30, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least you’re not taking the Gardiner – I can see from here and it looks horrific.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for KW!

I have another 45 min at work then I have the nice easy 15 min drive home and a beer waiting for me

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

easy drive… KW… does not compute

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by Primitive_ on Jun 30, 2011 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahahaha well in K-W is okay, but getting there? Oh man…Tor-KW is bad enough but niagara-KW: there’s no highway that goes there.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

okay, a Freeway is what I meant 400 series.

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doesn’t the 410 go most of the way? I drove KW to St. Catherines and I seem to remember taking a 400 series highway.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

KW is a pretty easy drive compared to most cities… it only takes an extra 5 minutes to get where your going around rush hour… except for heading towards the 401 on the expressway

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep it takes 3 times as long… good thing its only a stretch that normally take only 10 minutes (so it takes 30)… its not like the 401 which turns a 1 hour drive into a 3 hour drive

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah im from kitchener and i know exactly what you’re talking about
the first is when they spend 5 years to do construction around sportsworld, where it could have been in one.

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least they have the express way

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only ever drove in KW a few times but I really don’t get why it has a reputation for being so awful to drive in. I didn’t think it was so bad at all.

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s not hard at all, people are crazy.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I personally have found driving in Kingston more frustrating. One way streets to get to and from downtown, another that is two ways until you get into the core, and then its one way. Still not so bad, especially once you get used to it, but more confusing to me than KW ever seemed.

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAMILTON!! Just awful

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I’ve heard that too, but I have even less experience driving in Hamilton (only once in town really).

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You only need once to figure out how bad it is.

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I literally only drove from the 403 (I think) to McMaster, which If I’m not mistaken isn’t much of a drive at all. I guess I got lucky

by Self Destructive Zones on Jun 30, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats like 30 seconds lol

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of hamilton

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve lived here for all of my life (22 years driving for almost 7) and its one of the easiest places to drive…

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah now St. Catharines’ roads were palnned after last call in a bar that only served homemeade moonshine

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by elseldo on Jun 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah St Catharines is pretty awful…

by WizardofNaz on Jun 30, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

which highschool were you at?

by Ben Schnell on Jun 30, 2011 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

the school of hard knocks

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by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

you ready to rock?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not hard to navigate but it's frustratingly slow

I’ve lived in four different places around the KW region. All of them were suburban traffic nightmares. I drive from west of KW to North York quite often. The worst part of my drive is often getting through Kitchener.

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by Primitive_ on Jun 30, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Driving in downtown Kitchener sucks because most of the roads have only 1 lane and there are a lot of 1-way streets and places where you can’t turn left.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay for KY!

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by TheBurnward on Jun 30, 2011 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by Icion on Jun 30, 2011 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this is what the calm before the storm feels like.

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

This is going to be a very thin FA market tomorrow, dont get your hopes too too high.

There’s only 1 main prize out there (in my biased opinion). And I’m trying to imagine the speech it will take to land him.

It better be epic.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

why is burke going to afghanistan?

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

'rec

Brilliant!!!

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mans a genious

Where in the world is Carmen San Diego?!!!

by SPERO on Jun 30, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A genius too

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

one man can’t be all those things!

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by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

He goes there at least once a year to support the troops

Strange day to have chosen this year. It was likely intentional I’m just not sure why.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

he didn’t feel like going fishing this year

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if it because he’s pretty sure we wont be getting anyone too exciting and didin’t want to be here for that.

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by BlueBuds on Jun 30, 2011 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

If there’s only one main prize this year then you must be over Brad Richards, because obviously the crown jewel of this year’s UFA crop is Tomas Kaberle.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like we're safe once again

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Sure sounds like Christian Ehrhoff is close to being a Buffalo Sabre. Will update when it’s confirmed.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I continue my stance of potential disapproval on this matter.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

@TSNBobMcKenzie
Bob McKenzie
Christian Ehrhoff has agreed to terms on a contract with the Buffalo Sabres.

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

 Didn’t really want him anyways.

by 6rick6 on Jun 30, 2011 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

didn’t want him AT ALL, another bullet matrix’d

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

 wonder how much he signed for. It would have to be quite a bit to actually live in Buffalo.

by 6rick6 on Jun 30, 2011 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

5.3 a year looks like

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

and yet people were on me for questioning his integrity….

0.o

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

to be fair, Buffalo is a good hockey team.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jun 30, 2011 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awaiting confirmation on this, but hearing Ehrhoff’s deal in Buffalo is 10 years, $40 million. No clue yet on structure within that.

BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

If I was drinking coffee

I would have spat it out hard when I saw that.
I made the noise and everything

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

i mean, a 4 million dollar cap hit is nice and all, but 10 years? holy fuckballs

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

People thought I was crazy when I said Kaberle would get $5 million a year from someone. I’d be amazed if he doesn’t get that much at this point.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, 4M is a very reasonable cap hit, but that length is just ridiculous.

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

it’s probably crazy front loaded too

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It would have to be

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

most expensive turnstyle ever

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys are going to have fun with his defensive lapses for A DECADE

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

too bad they still have Miller

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We can use long-term front loaded contracts now?

This is all new to me… bear with me for a second.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Opinion: it won’t matter how bad he is when he’s 38 because we’re going to use peguladollars to send a 35-year-old Erhoff to Mars.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, peguladollars also make you reverse age by 3 years? amazing!

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re going to have a $4 million cap hit for a 38 year old Erhoff. At the rate money is being thrown around lately, Brad Richards is going to get $11 million a year.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

$11 million a year for at least 11 yrs for B. Richards

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol Stamkos to Philly dead
TSNBobMcKenzie‎

RT @tpanotchCSN: Paul Holmgren has confirmed to me: “We’re not submitting an RFA sheet…”

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

“…because we’ve talked to Burkie and there’s no way we can match his…”

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! That's not a real quote!

This guy’s a phoney! A big, fat, phoney!

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

just like he wasn’t trading Carter…..

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by LeafFan1989 on Jun 30, 2011 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if anyone’s really going to offer a huge offer sheet to any RFA’s. Doing this causes inflation on other salaries. Just because we think Stamkos is worth 9 milion, that will cause a drag on the salaries for players less than him. the Penner deal was the first to start this.

by Nigel Cadbury on Jun 30, 2011 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I think Stamkos is a unique example, in that he probably really is worth whatever you pay him.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, its hard to put a price on a unicorn

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta think this is the first time in history a #1 overall pick has been eligible for offer sheeting

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if it gets me a unicorn.

by Goosemonster on Jun 30, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if inflation really matters anymore. With the salary cap/percentage of revenue: if players make too much money the owners keep escrow money. If salaries are too low, the players get extra money at the end.

by rpop on Jun 30, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 players have scored more than 45 goals by 20 twice. Gretzky, Carson, and Stamkos. He is in a leauge of his own.

*note Ovi would have probably done it if it weren’t for the lockout.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And number 8 (again EVER) in points by age 20

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he’s either the second coming of Gretzky or Carson. Are we taking bets on which one?

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow Jokinen went cheap. 3 years 9 mil. Its a good precedent for the Leafs re MacArthur.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

@TSNBobMcKenzie
Bob McKenzie
TOR signs goalie Ben Scrivens to a one-year, two-way contract that pays him $600K in the NHL, $85K in the minors.

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Acceptable. Glad to see him back

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jun 30, 2011 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t understand why these guys are not getting more in the minors. Thats what I would be wanting.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far Leafs haven`t done anything crazy this offseason…. either a trend in restraint or calm before the storm.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Calm before the storm if I had to guess.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Either way I`m not mad...

Used our 1st round picks… didnt trade for expiring rights (almost with Talbot)… Liles for BOS 2nd… we still have all our prospects… rfa signings going smoothly (except maybe MacArthur)… yup definitely something crazy upcoming.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.

by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely going to need to start drinking at 11 am tomorrow.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Schenn isn’t signed and that kinda scares me. I hope he doesn’t like the idea of going close to home because I can see Edmonton offer sheeting him. (those bastards)

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

No one seems to be worried about it… my guess it it would take a heck of an overpayment for Burke not to match.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats not really what I mean. I don’t want to get stuck OVERPAYING him. It could fuck with our cap. Do you really want to end up paying Schenn 5.25 or something?

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think it’s Burke’s side that’s holding it up… Schenn is probably waiting to see what the offer sheets say before he negotiates with Burke… wait for a few more comparables to sign… can only help his case.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I am saying is if Edmonton/NYI/whoever comes in and offersheets him for 5 mil and Burke does match. We’re not losing him but we do have him for 5 mil.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I understand

But that’s a risk of every RFA.

I bet Burke wishes he could have signed him by now… Schenn doesn’t have to sign shit yet. Soon he’ll be susceptible to offer sheets but so will lots of RFAs who are holding out… Doughty, Bogosian, Schenn, Yandle, Stamkos….

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course its a risk. I am not saying its the end of the world either. Just concerns me some.

Basically all I was saying is that I would have adjusted your comment to say:

Either way I`m not mad…
Used our 1st round picks… didnt trade for expiring rights (almost with Talbot)… Liles for BOS 2nd… we still have all our prospects… rfa signings going smoothly (except maybe MacArthur and Schenn remaining unsigned)… yup definitely something crazy upcoming.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah gotcha

I only mentioned MacArthur as that one seems like it legitimately might go to Arb… both sides have been referred to as being far apart.

Schenn’s by all accounts is progressing fine.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah thats all I was saying. Just concerned its going to bite us in the cap ass.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the Islanders are more likely. They could use a great young defender, and I think they’re good enough that they’re out of lottery territory.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but I don’t see Schenn as likely to want to go there. I have no idea if he cares about being close to home but if he does Edmonton and Winterpeg may hold appeal.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s Philly that unites the Schenn bros and not TO. Homer’s writing up the offer sheet right now.

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I expect the Leafs to offer Brad Richards a lot of money tomorrow.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so

At this rate he`s going to be a quadrillionaire.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Scrivens, but would’ve wanted to sign him for two years. either he or Rynas (or an NHL level goalie) will see time this year I think – even if it’s a spot start because Gustafsson isn’t going well.

by Jon K. on Jun 30, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rynnas, Gus and Scrivens now all expire next year… if there was ever a time for 1 or more of them to step up their game its this year.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should create great competition. “You want to be on the Leafs next year? Prove it.”

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAGE MATCH!!!

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 goalies enter

only 1 leaves.

And then afterwards the other 2 leave.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cage matches work...

If they didn’t, everybody would still be in the cage…

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

So next season Christian Ehrhoff will be the highest paid defenceman in the league by $2 million. Stop and let that sink in for a minute.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Checked out the reaction at Die By the Blade, they seem to be pretty happy about the deal.

by ShahofToronto on Jun 30, 2011 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

$4M cap hit, and they`re not used to this free agency thing.

or front-loaded contracts.

I`m not sure why everyone is saying they have so much cap space to sign Richards. What are they going to pay him with?

After Ehrhoff signing they have 7M to sign 6 players.

http://capgeek.com/charts.php?Team=8

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless they’re planning to use the cap overage and then offload a big salary, I agree with you.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they want to sign Richards

and then trade us Roy I’m very okay with that scenario as well.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would definitely prefer Roy, depending on what it would cost.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call me crazy but I could see Boston going after Richards. They have 11 forwards, 5 defencemen, and 2 goalies signed with $12 M in cap space.

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

They also have excellent depth at centre. Their biggest need is a defenceman.

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by Draglikepull on Jun 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

you don’t need defence when you have Tim Thomas

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bruins will say

We let Kaberle walk to make cap space for Richards. Thankyou Toronto.

by Jack rides ducks on Jun 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gun, meet skull.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for sadness

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Jun 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just don’t see why. They are so deep at c.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nhlcheapshot all the players they are signing aren’t likely to get much more than 1 million.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't make Richards instantaneously cost $2M

6 players, 7M…. even if 5 of those players take $1M or less…

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope to god the Sabres aren’t going to sign EVERY ufa. Jeez. NO MORE WE HAVE ENOUGH.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they buy out Kotalik and move Hecht.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear to god if i have to see Kotalik on the capgeek page for more than 1 year…

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Sabres took the scenic route, but they still MADE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!1

by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh Tucker for another 3 years…. godamnit.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would feel exactly like that.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means they have about 13 mil including hte overage. So they can still sign him then move some salary.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So can every other team in the league… i dont know why that’s a valid argument.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because most teams don’t have the actual MONEY to do it. Forget cap. Buffalo has money and is ready to use it however necessary and frankly with one or two moves have the room. Move Hecht and buy out Kotalik and there is 4.5 mil or so.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

I get that they’re rich now with cash, but I dont see how they makes them more likely destination than TOR or NYR…

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pegula won’t stop calling until you sign.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not trying to say they are MORE likely, jus tthat they are POSSIBLE. I think Buffalo and Winnipeg are the dark horse teams and I have been saying it for about a month.

I think Winnipeg is less so just because I don’t think Richards would want to live in Winterpeg.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kotalik’s buy out would leave a 1 million dollar cap hit so I have dropped the cap by 1 million to accomodate this

CAPGEEK.COM CAP CALCULATOR

FORWARDS
Thomas Vanek ($7.142m) / Brad Richards ($7.000m) / Jason Pominville ($5.300m)
Drew Stafford ($4.000m) / Derek Roy ($4.000m) / Brad Boyes ($4.000m)
Paul Gaustad ($2.300m) / Tyler Ennis ($0.875m) / Nathan Gerbe ($1.433m)
Patrick Kaleta ($0.907m) / Mark Parrish ($0.600m) / Matt Ellis ($0.625m)
/ / Cody McCormick ($0.500m)
/ / UFA ($0.500m)

DEFENSEMEN
Robyn Regehr ($4.020m) / Jordan Leopold ($3.000m)
Christian Ehrhoff ($4.000m) / Tyler Myers ($1.300m)
Marc-Andre Gragnani ($1.100m) / Andrej Sekera ($1.100m)
/ Shaone Morrisonn ($2.075m)

GOALTENDERS
Ryan Miller ($6.250m) / Jhonas Enroth ($1.100m)

BUYOUTS: Tim Kennedy ($0.166m)

CAPGEEK.COM TOTALS (follow @capgeek on Twitter)
(these totals are compiled without the bonus cushion)
SALARY CAP: $63,300,000; CAP PAYROLL: $63,295,357; BONUSES: $425,000
CAP SPACE (23-man roster): $4,643

7 mil cap hit beacuse he is signed to a 9 year 63 mil contract.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

$4 643 will get you a lot of pucks! And a new mascot suit!!!

/peguladollar’d

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Again

I’m not saying it can’t be done.

I just don’t know why suddenly it makes them the favourite.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Important note: Pommenville is out until december

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ellis cap handle being on the third line and Gerbe/Ennis on the second and Boyes on the first.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It means he’ll be on LTIR once the season starts.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t believe it matters though because I think the team needs to be cap appropriate before LTIR at the end of September no? (I am not 100% on this one).

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can put on LTIR as soon as camp starts, if i remember correctly.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

But the LTIR player still counts towards that mysterious 10% overage in the offseason

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

So yeah you should be good then.

It would require the moving of guys like Hecht, Morrison, Boyes, Kotalik (prob buy out). Not the end of the world but they are paid a little more than they bring.

Same with Gaustad but I believe I have heard that he brings a lot more to the table than his box score stats.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

All wrong

Roy to the Leafs.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He brings about 1 million worth of intangibles but he’s still overpaid.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So yeah it can definitely be done. Using the overage and the next 2 months to shift some salary, no problem.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t mean to imply that they were the favourite at all. Just that they are in the race.

I think an edge they may have on Toronto though is that they are clearly willing to give those cap circumventing retirement contracts which Burke is against (I am sure Sather would give one though)

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily for you such contracts would be harder to sign because Brad Richards is old.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ehrhoff is only 26 months younger.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s only 2 years older than Ehrhoff.

I could see Pegula offering something like

10, 10, 10, 8, 8, 6, 4, 2, 2

Thats 60 mil over 9 years but its also 56 mil over 7 years

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Burke and his morals.

I’m going to be pissed if Burke offers a nice 5-year, $10,9,8,7,6 structure and BUF offers 9 years, $60M or some shit and we lose him that way.

Ugh.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah thats what I was getting at.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you be pissed?If Buffalo want to fuck themselves by offering Brad Richards 9yrs 7mil cap hit let them do it. That becomes an anchor pretty quick.

Remember premier playmaker Scott Gomez?

by samspade on Jun 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not every UFA will become Gomez.

It’s a possibility. But another possibility is Briere. Big contract, but living up to it.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Briere is living up to it because he was playing pillow soft minutes behind Richards and Carter.

Also, Briere will be 34 next season, is signed for 4 more seasons, and will be done @37. How long do you think he’ll last?

Brad Richards is 31. Nine years, 7mil cap hit takes him until he is 40 years old??!! Yeah nothing can go wrong there.

Please God let Buffalo/Montreal/Vancouver/Ottawa/anyone else sign him to that kind of contract.

by samspade on Jun 30, 2011 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Disagree

I just think the Gomez comparisons are getting out of control.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2011 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would to. If they don’t care about the cash the cap hit is good and he’ll probably either (a) retire near the end and/or (b) the cap will be pushing 80 mil so it won’t be so bad.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's a)

Then it’s a problem because that’s circumvention. Even though it falls within whatever the hell they decided with Kovalchuk

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but the fans don’t care if its circumvention. This was from the perspective of being a Buff fan.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of them have never seen them play.

That being said, whenever the Sabres sign defensemen, they seem to get better defensively so whatever.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far

Wiesniewski and Kaberle haven`t signed yet.

Although I do expect Ehrhoff to be the biggest one.

Lidstrom`s probably wondering why he didn`t hold out….

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that note

I’ve made my judgement on the Ehroff signing. See sig.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fix the spelling of Tomas Kaberle.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fixed erhoff and not that. i fail.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

**Ehrhoff

**Tomas

Come on bud hahaha

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

S’ok. Hopefully no one opens this FTB and tomorrow it will be nice and purrty for everyone.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m blinded by rage so i can’t spell. IT COULD HAVE BEEN YOU KABERLE. :(

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flagged for THOMAS

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah you and your stupid avatar of tiler enis

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its only because he looks almost exactly like me if i let my hair grow like that.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 years, $40 M contract

That’s a lot of years and cash.

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by Frag on Jun 30, 2011 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Posted these in the wrong window

This was posted at 7:28 est lets see how reliable this guy is

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

@TimSassone Tim Sassone
Montador’s 4-year, $11 million deal made official by #Blackhawks

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Cap hit is a tad higher than I would have given him and a year longer, but solid nonetheless.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that’s like what, 2.75 cap hit? Not a bad deal

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Compared to all the other craziness maybe, I don’t recall Montador being especially good.

That’s like 2 Lebdas.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is a solid number 4 defender. He does everything decently and nothing spectacularly.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spot on, chum.

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a decent defensemen except for about 1 shift a game where he turns into Lebderp.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Meh, I wouldn’t have minded him on the Leafs to be honest. He’s a solid defenseman, good at what he does, nothing flashy.

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He also doesn’t command stupid contracts that pay 8 figures in the first year.

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by Ubiquitous on Jun 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was on my “pick up at a reasonable price list”. But once we got Liles I wasn’t interested.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Liles was a real nice pick up.

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Found a new comparable for Tyler Biggs…

Can you say Brad Winchester? /welp

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear god no. All he has ever been able to do is score against us in the preseason.

/WhatATalent

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

BUT WE BEAT OUT BOTH THE RED WINGS AND PENGUINS FOR HIM, he’s an all-star in the making

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ADMIT THE COMPARABLE IS PRETTY SPOT ON SO FAR. LOW EXPECTATIONS = PLEASANT SURPRISE

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.hockeydb.com/ihdb/stats/pdisplay.php?pid=49463

Similar stats on the US U-18 team, especially points and pim. Then on to 4 years of college… Similar ways of developing, not to mention Biggs will most likely be around the same size when all is said and done.

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah , if Biggs shrinks a couple of inches.

by Jack rides ducks on Jun 30, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? Biggs is 6’3 and Winchester is 6’5…

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
NYP_Brooksie Larry Brooks
Per Bill Daly email: There are NO restrictions on 1yr over-35 bonuses.Floor team could sign Kovalev to 1M base w/6M bonus for 50=$7M cap hit

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Jason Arnott is getting a shit load of bonuses from Florida. Book it.

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by BCapp on Jun 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

UFAs who are 35+

Jovonovski
Hamrlik
McCabe
Kovalev
Nylander
Arnott
Selanne
Sullivan
Stillman
Rivet
Salo
Langenbrunner
Chris Clark
Prospal
Todd White
Brunette
Moreau
Modano
Draper
Hedberg
Grier
Osgood
Ruutu
Conklin
Shane O’Donnell
Turco
Rob Neidermeyer

etc

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol just saw that, bahahaha it’s a good day to be old and desired by Florida.

#retirementcommunity

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here guys, here’s a great way to circumvent our cap

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by Semi_Colon on Jun 30, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was under the impression that the bonuses could not be more than half the contract’s value but i guess i was wrong.

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by Ubiquitous on Jul 1, 2011 8:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Can some one tell me what's wrong with Anton Khudoben?

BOS didnt qualify him

http://capgeek.com/players/display.php?id=956

His numbers are great, seems like a legit goalie prospect (okay, 25 now, not exactly a youngin’, but UFA now)

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by nhlcheapshot on Jun 30, 2011 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

 was he the goalie that was on the ice with the Bruins when they won the cup. Dude took up a pretty good spot in the team photo for a guy who didn’t play a game.

by 6rick6 on Jun 30, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No that was Rask wasn’t it? Goalies are ALWAYS lying in the front.. You ever played hockey?

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, they aren’t. Have you played hockey?

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by JP Nikota on Jun 30, 2011 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every team picture I’ve ever seen have the goalies lying front center, it just always happens that way, although I haven’t seen the Bruins cup picture… And yes I have :)

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah!

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by munniec on Jun 30, 2011 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

not just an e4, a Strong e4!

by Nigel Cadbury on Jun 30, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richards new slogan is gonna be “Call me what you want hater just don’t call me broke!”

LTWW

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jun 30, 2011 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

what’s e4? i missed something

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by jimmyp22 on Jun 30, 2011 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

eklunds “all but done” tag

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

his hockey senses are tingling…

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, that’s just the meth

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by JaredFromLondon on Jun 30, 2011 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

you sure it’s not crack? i hear eklund smokes crack.

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by happiergilmore on Jun 30, 2011 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Starting to feel like a group of Canucks fans in here waiting for the worst to happen tomorrow. Leafs sign ………someone really really shitty for far too much

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jun 30, 2011 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

THEN WE’LL FUCKING RIOT IN THE STREETS AND BURN THIS CITY DOWN!

or probably just bitch about it on online forums and on talk-radio call-in shows.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Jul 1, 2011 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was kind of hoping something would happen at the stroke of midnight…then I realized that it doesn’t start til noon tomorrow. I am disappoint.

Professional cusser causer.

by T is for Truculence on Jul 1, 2011 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ya this ain’t no fairytale son

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by nhlcheapshot on Jul 1, 2011 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then where are we gonna get our unicorn from?

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by T is for Truculence on Jul 1, 2011 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

someone needs some hits for his website………..

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