James Reimer's New Mask Contest!
Last night the dumber of your two Chief Blogging Officers posted a four fourteen month old picture of someone's Transformers mask and claimed it was James Reimer's because he's not very attentive. This morning the bloodless coup has finished and as the new head honcho here at PPP Industrial Services and Global Agriculture LLC I'm proud to announce A CONTEST.
Follow me over the jump for the rules and to find out what you can win!
The Rules:
Design a mask that PPP will likely retweet as being James Reimer's (he heard it from a good source!) using the following template:
Here it is as a .psd file with the "colored" part of the mask removed because most of you don't know anything about edge selection. If you don't have Photoshop please consider installing GIMP, an open source Photoshop competitor that is free for Windows, Linux and OS X. If you're on OS X and would prefer something a little nicer for $30 consider Pixelmator which has a 30 day free trial.
The Prizes
1st Place: Insult PPP for being gullible, gloat to your friends about being clever PPP LAST SECOND EDIT: Winner gets a Pucking Hilarious shirt so actually work on these.
2nd Place: Insult PPP for being gullible, gloat to your friends about being more clever than everyone except first place
3rd Place: Go with the flow
Obligatory Lebda Joke

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LOL
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 11:31 AM EDT reply actions
Uh oh, Weekend Dad and Weekday Dad are in a fight to the death.
GO WEEKEND DAD!
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“Weekend Dad” is now “Everyday Dad” because “Weekday Dad” has been defeated.
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Hey is anyone having trouble with their accounts on PPP? My account won’t let me do anything but comment. – @mlse
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by Chemmy on Jul 11, 2011 11:53 AM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
WHAT IN THE FUCK!
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by PPP on Jul 11, 2011 12:02 PM EDT up reply actions 26 recs
this is the best
the best
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions
Et tu Jared?
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by PPP on Jul 11, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions 5 recs
Is this when David Danforth and Cox Bloc come out in NWO shirts and start a hostile takeover?
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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
you know how easily amused I am my coupes
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Usurp'd
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
PPP totally got Lebda'd
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LEBDAPPP
On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.
Someone should photoshop PPP out of pictures, Politburo style.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:08 PM EDT up reply actions
This is actually a funny idea
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I thought so.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
...Game of Thrones spoiler

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I'm confused
If we got finally rid of Lebda… drove him to the edge of town and dropped him… then how could a mistake of purely Lebda’ish proportions still occur?
Are we in some sort of temporal anomaly?
Is “Lebda” in fact (as some have worried) a contagious condition?
And above all, WHO WILL SAVE IS WHEN OUR LEADERS GO LEBDA?
In the name of God, where is the LOVE???
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by not norm ullman on Jul 11, 2011 11:47 AM EDT reply actions
So it looks like my last act at PPP will be to give away a shirt to whoever actually designs the best mask.
Of course, this means war. I’ll be taking over Leafs Nation so come visit me there.
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A GAME OF THRONES BLOGS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
will you actually be writing over there?
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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
you’re just giving up? that’s not amusing
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Let’s tear this place apart!
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"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.
come on Pookie lets burn this mutha fucker to the ground!
by Nigel Cadbury on Jul 11, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Realistically, We probably should have had an election and Pitted the two of them against one another based on what they would offer us as loyal readers.
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by thenumber14 on Jul 11, 2011 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I know, but much like the PPP census, it probably should be done again.
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by thenumber14 on Jul 11, 2011 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ooooh I think we’re due for a good census of the readership!
Let the Wookie win.
Twitter is a thing!
Do we start getting phone calls if we don’t return our census as mandated by the law, the same law that protects the information collected by the census?
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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 11, 2011 12:49 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
will you give me anything if I’m on your side?
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Now a twit
Now Leafs nation is actually PPP 2.0
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 11, 2011 12:28 PM EDT up reply actions
how will Chemmy and PPP divide the commentoers i nthe settlement?
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& who will be saddled with Steve Burtch
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
or FLYERROB?
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"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.
or that dcwise (sp?) character…
This space for rent...
by fair_n_hite_451 on Jul 11, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions
I miss that guy, he was a-ok
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
he really did not like you? did you run over his dog or something?
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the theory is that he was once someone else that i goaded into an argument that ended up getting him banned
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions
this whole thing’s just a gimmick to try to increase traffic at Leafs Nation.
Congratulations Tomas!
I had the exact same thought
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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Who’s going to leave here to read PPP’s articles?
If we were trying to drive traffic to LN I’d have left to go write there.
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by Chemmy on Jul 11, 2011 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions 4 recs
.

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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But we want EVERYDAY to be the WEEKEND!!
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Twitter me this.
by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions
PPP got Keith Acton’d?
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 12:38 PM EDT reply actions
You can be my general.
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What’s the first order of business?
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by MapleLeafMole on Jul 11, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Hiring assassins to kill Chemmy
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I may be not be familiar enough to make these sort of jokes – so to be sure – just kiddn’
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by MapleLeafMole on Jul 11, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions
“OMG, they killed Chemmy”
“You bastards”
This space for rent...
by fair_n_hite_451 on Jul 11, 2011 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
does this mean we can break the site whenever we’re too bored?
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I like the lens flare.
Chemmy’d
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I went with the comical fake chrome effect.
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It would be great, but i doubt MLSE would like a PPP logo on there.
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James Reimer’s New Mask Contest! #Leafs #NHL sbn.to/rr6sS8 My last act at PPP will be to give a shirt away to 1 of my ‘loyal’ readers
by Tickle Me Aulie on Jul 11, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions
I dunno, today? Tomorrow?
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I still haven’t got my reward for winning the PPPBL BTW!
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions
What was that and what did you win?
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I made nothing up!
After careful consideration we’ve decided not to have paid entry so you big boned types will have to compete solely on the honor system unless there are secret prizes handed out at the end of the contest (there will definitely be prizes)
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
There was a prize: everyone who lost weight in the PPPBL lost weight. They’re healthier and feel better about themselves for making a positive change in their lives.
You’re welcome.
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by Chemmy on Jul 11, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
rec’d for backing out gracefully.
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"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.
Essentially you just won more years to live your life and complain about the cheapskates at PPP who screwed you out of a t-shirt.
and knowing Chemmy he’d probably get you a XXL with a post it note saying " Congrats on the weight loss!Hope it’s not too snug!"
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Thumbs up for posting the same quote I was thinking of when reading the above
by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jul 11, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions
i lost a fuck load of weight
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 1:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Congrats! Enjoy your new body!
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oooo that thing…yeah whatever happened there? I admitted my weight gain and dropped out, but don’t remember a winner being announced
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I have declared myself the winner on multiple occasions.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions
I was 210 this time last year, weigh about 160 now
I want a real prize damn it!
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Biggest Loser.
There was specific promises of non-specific prizes!
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha ha nice, I had a similar thought.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jul 11, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions
DQ’d for no titles.
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"He should be wearing a Sens sweater" - describing someone acting less than sane or competent. Use it.
I lvoe how everyone accepts my made up powers.
Next job: take down Chemmy.
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Man PPP, you really let yourself go (yes, I know that’s not PPP)
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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jul 11, 2011 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Jesus
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Poor PPP
I kinda liked that guy. Unless Chemmy says I shouldn’t like him. In which case I always hated him and wanted him gone. Yeah that sounds about right. If it’s supposed to.
Go Leafs Go
Owned
:(
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very similar to a JFJ piece I saw once
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
DUDE I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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All it’s missing is balloons
Fairweather fans can go to hell
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PRIME IT UP B!TCH
lol my mask idea..hope you enjoy it!

by chrismckirdy on Jul 11, 2011 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
Hard to tell if those are maple leafs or marijuana leafs. I like it either way.
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pot head
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
they’re supposed to be maple leaves, I can remove them if need be lol, but stoked you dig it. I’m gonna work on another one later. me today=too much time on my hands
by chrismckirdy on Jul 11, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
for some reason, I picture all you PPP faithful as mary jane smoking hippies in your parents basements
by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jul 11, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Damien?
This is where a witty signature might go.
This is where a witty signature might go on drugs.
My mother died because I fell asleep on my basement futon smoking a joint but she had life insurance so now I live in a penthouse.
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You’d be surpirsed at the amount of professionals there are on here.
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That’s right. I OWN the basement I live in…
This space for rent...
by fair_n_hite_451 on Jul 11, 2011 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions
thanks!
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by chrismckirdy on Jul 11, 2011 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Why did the coup have to be bloodless?
I prefer violent revolutions.
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
They’re harder to clean up though.
On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.
The trick is to
remember to put down some plastic sheets first. I think they teach that on Coupology 101, like the second day or something.
While we're nitpicking the masthead
Chief Blogging Officers needs lose the ‘s’
On the Mike Weber bandwagon!
I hate Christian Ehrhoff because he should have been Tomas Kaberle.
there are multiple Chemmys
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
y'all realize this is valuable advertising space, right. You can't waste this kind of thing.

by Wan Ihite on Jul 11, 2011 5:17 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
New Mask
k this is the new one sans “pot leaves” lol, your thoughts?

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by chrismckirdy on Jul 11, 2011 5:36 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Probably too green for the Leafs.
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More or less trying to make it Optimus Reim meets Manitoba, but I know what you mean
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by chrismckirdy on Jul 11, 2011 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions
Needs moar pot leafs. Blue ones.
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Jul 11, 2011 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions
ITs going to look like a Dougie Favel throw back

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Wickett!
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by not norm ullman on Jul 11, 2011 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions
this is my choice leafsman trumps any transformer
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions
how about this mask ?
I just like the EYE CANDY ! hubba hubba !!!
I am awaiting to see what Bryzgalov’s Mask will look like !
I am sure it will almost be as cool as his numbers !
Bryzgalov brings with him 78 wins and 15 shutouts combined over the last two seasons, that’s tops in the entire NHL in both categories.

FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! www.naawayland.com Robert Wilson - I JUST GOT MARRIED May 07th 2011th !!!! WE GOT BRYZGALOV ! BREEZY AND THE FLY BOYS !
Felix Potvin Reanimated
wouldn’t it be amazing if Reimer repped The Cat’s mask??

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I am sorry teach .. I forgot to complete my homework assignment !

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I was never good at staying in the lines.. Ralph ate my Crayon… I ate glue… I am color blind .. the dog ate the assignment.. no wait its here.. oh never mind .. just give me a dang “F” … Ok !!!
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Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our own choosing

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jul 11, 2011 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
whoah
sick
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Would he have to pay a copyright fee or ask permission to use Prime on his mask?
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jul 11, 2011 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
I like this one.
"You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else."
Albert Einstein
by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Jul 11, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Spelling fail… “Reiminister”
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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 11, 2011 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions
‘Minster’ is an honorific title given to some churches in England. Maybe it’s a reference to Reimer’s faith.
/unlikely I know.
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
it’s supposed to be “reiminister” as a play on “prime minister”
there is no such thing as a prime minster… so it is indeed a fail
I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you
but there is a minister of defense
and thus he is the Reim minister of defence
which makes no sense
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions
I prefer calling him the Reimister of defence over the Reim minister of defence
by Tickle Me Aulie on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Hahah, unlikely indeed. Since it was a Canadian announcer, on the Canadian government-funded CBC, broadcasting to a mainly Canadian audience, in reference to a Canadian player, my bet is on it being in reference to a combination of “prime minister” and “minister of defence”.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Jul 11, 2011 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Good thing I’m not a tattoo artist.
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jul 11, 2011 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait what the hell where’s PPP going, what did I miss
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions
I kicked him off the site.
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atta boy
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Then we put him against a wall and shot him.
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
I’d expect nothing less
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions
He was just a puppet ruler anyway.
Oh, you better believe that's a paddling.
by JP Nikota on Jul 11, 2011 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 10 recs
I hope so because I already rec’d it
by Tickle Me Aulie on Jul 11, 2011 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions
we can always unrec if he gives us an unsatisfactory answer
I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you
what does this mean for my pension?
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by JaredFromLondon on Jul 11, 2011 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions
I don’t think this bloodless coup was in his plan
by Tickle Me Aulie on Jul 11, 2011 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions
best comment of the day
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions
i expect our powerplay to improve now that PPP is gone
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by Future_considerations on Jul 11, 2011 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Our man James is keen on Jesus, yes?

Also I feel the racing stripe makes it look sharp.
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by puckurgently on Jul 11, 2011 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 7 recs
look everyone! he’s in a contest for children!
I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you
Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!
Oh, you better believe that's a paddling.
by JP Nikota on Jul 11, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Also you can’t see the back panel, but there’s a perfect likeness of Johnny Bower on it that Reimer drew himself with his blocker hand while traveling through time to rob Gretzky in his prime on a breakaway with his glove.
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by puckurgently on Jul 11, 2011 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well, I for one am looking forward to seeing THAT.
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by jrwendelman on Jul 12, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions
In honour of the dismantling of the tyrannical rule of PPP, I would like to commemorate this historic day by calling attention to the time when someone on twitter thought PPP (who’s twitter handle is @mlse) was actually MLSE. That was priceless.
Gonna miss you PPP, but not really..
/weekend’d
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Twitter me this.
by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 10:07 PM EDT reply actions
CodyFranson Cody Franson
Cup Parade in Toronto next season #NHL
CodyFranson Cody Franson
Leaning towards wearing number 6 with the leafs
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 10:37 PM EDT reply actions
He’s gonna be disappointed about at least one of those things.
No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise.
Damn straight. Who does this kid think he is?
Just for that, I’m wearing my vintage Ron Ellis sweater to spite him / celebrate Spezza’s day with the Cup, on Dundas.
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Jul 11, 2011 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
I guess he just doesn’t know that it’s retired, I completely forgot too until it was mentioned a week or so ago
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by Chris Stoikoff on Jul 11, 2011 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions
yyzsportsmedia yyzsportsmedia
hearing rumblings that the bill watters show is on it’s last legs
woooooooooooooo
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by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 10:43 PM EDT reply actions
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Podcast 15 is a wrap.
WOOOO
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
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by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 11:25 PM EDT reply actions
Also: BAUSER

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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 11:26 PM EDT reply actions
This is awesome
Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
by happiergilmore on Jul 11, 2011 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions
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