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It seems that everyone has something nice to say about Wade Belak, and I'm sure it's no coincidence. Everyone from mainstream media members, to bloggers, to casual fans who met Belak tell similar stories. From Jon S., over at Puckin' Eh:

It was these circumstances that led to me meeting Wade Belak. Our first night in California my friend Ray and I found ourselves drinking at the Saddle Ranch under the allure of a mechanic bull. Early in the evening the DJ played New Orleans Is Sinking by the Tragically Hip and it immediately outted the other Canadian in the bar, Wade Belak.

My friend felt compelled to by the other Canadian a shot of Tequila, it was then that we learned who Wade was, at that time a defenseman for the Calgary Flames. Wade invited us to join his table and we spent the evening downing tequila, riding the mechanical bull, and listening to his stories about life in the NHL.

While the night was hazy for all of us, and when we left Wade was close to passing out at the table, I learned that night what an incredibly friendly, open, down to earth guy that Wade Belak was. I would never meet Wade Belak again, but would be left with one of my better drinking stories. It is because of knowing what a great person he was that todays news hits me even harder.

 

I've grouped the links for today into Belak, Leafs, and Other Hockey Links. Read on for more.

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Wade Belak Tributes/Related Articles:

Remembering Wade Belak

PPP has a video link-filled memorial.

Ex-NHL enforcer Wade Belak remembered as upbeat, loud and fun
Adrian Morrow and James Mirtle combine forces to bring us the story. There are also some good links in here to Pat Quinn's memories of Belak, as well as some more photos.

Walking in the Shadow of the Funny Man Wade Belak
Jay Faulkner at the Hockey Writers thinks that Belak should be remembered more for his life than the circumstances of his passing. A good read.

Vintage Leafs: RIP
Vintage Leafs have some new photos up, and it's not tough to guess who the subject is.

RIP Wade Belak
Over at LeafsHQ, Jeff Veillette shares a few fond memories of the former Leafs enforcer.

Wade Belak won’t be the last – time to outlaw fighting in the NHL
Well, not everyone was going to set aside the fighting-brain injury-depression links. Terrance Gavan at the Hockey Writers weighs in.

Wade Belak
Matt Wagner has some strong words for Gary Bettman over at the Cannon.

Reacting…
The Active Stick doesn't know why we're yelling, but it might have something to do with loud noises.

Remembering Wade Belak, a true NHL fan favorite
Wyhshynski has his say over at PD.

Leafs Links:

Leafs' Goalies vs. Scoring Chances, 2010-11
Reallly great stuff from Slava Duris over at The Leafs Nation. Definitely a recommended read.

Looking for reader views: what could derail the Leafs’ fans optimism?
Michael Langlois at VLM decides to leave Wade Belak posts for others, and instead focuses on something a little more upbeat.

Cautious Optimism For Matt
Lombardi, that is. Once again at LeafsHQ, Jeff cautions Leafs fans that concussion symptoms can return after a while.

Other Hockey Links:

Toskala looks to bounce back with hometown club
A bit of levity on a sad day: "If Ilves is to improve its place in the standings in 2011-12, there is considerable room for improvement in cutting down the number of goals the team gives up. Last season, the team ranked dead last in the league with 192 goals allowed but partially made up for it with its sixth-ranked offense (161 goals scored). Toskala will need to be part of the solution, and he will have to shake off the rust of last season's inactivity in addition to putting two-plus seasons of struggle in the NHL behind him. "

No $50K prize for 11-year-old who made 89-foot hockey shot
Dick move, Odds on Promotions. From Sean Leahy at PD.

How Gary Bettman is hockey's Vince McMahon, and why that's great for the NHL
I'm not crazy about several of these arguments, but those of you that know wrestling better than I do may see enough similarities to make this a worthwhile comparison, anyway. By Matt Horner at The Good Point.

Savard's career likely over
James Mirtle explains that Savard is going to be out for the season, but may never return to the game at all.

OHL institutes soft-cap pads for upcoming season
The OHL is trying to reduce head injuries, and I think that this is a great way to go about it. From the CP at the Globe.

Jets land 10-year broadcast deal with Bell Media
From Susan Krashinsky at the Globe.

Paying for potential
Travis Hughes at BSH looks at James van Riemsdyk's contract extension. This is the kind of thing Leafs fans have to think about with regards to Schenn's contract... not that they're not doing that already.

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August is over, Training camps are opening soon, Lombardi may play before the new year.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 8:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Chaugust? Weisswaugust?

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ooo weisswaugust i like.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 8:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like this idea.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 9:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely has merit. I’ve cancelled my threading appointment.

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by ciri jrha on Sep 1, 2011 9:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it’s September now :(

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 9:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh damnit! Where’s that number now?

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by ciri jrha on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

What is threading? Is it like what we’re doing here and making a bunch of threads?

/lastpartnotserious

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 9:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

it’s a hair removal technique. Hurts like a bitch but is very effective.

Basically a thread is twisted and manipulated to pull out a whole bunch of hair at the same time. It sounds like velcro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeHYNt-rl4

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 10:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’d rather have hairy eyebrows.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s actually pretty great, the only issue I have with threading is that they remove even the blonde hairs, which I usually don’t bother with because you can’t see them anyways.

In little india, it only costs $5!!!

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

ah well, all my eyebrow hairs are either blonde/red.

they can sometimes be hard to see in the summer.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

a friend of mine said in dubai they thread your whole body in the summer so you can go to the beach

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

well dubai in the summer is bloody hot, I guess thats as naked as you could get.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fry: “You must be this naked to enter?” How much more naked can you get?
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by Ghostsof on Sep 1, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Real cheap in Vietnam, too. Never felt overly compelled to try it out, mind you.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I shoudl try to find a place in MTL that will do it.

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

As I understood it, they used string around each individual hair, but 1) doing a bunch at a time seems to make more sense and 2) the process might differ between Vietnam and India.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

heh, $3 here :)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 1, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where’s “here”?

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

there

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

east Scarborough

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by Leafer87 on Sep 1, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

/wasgoingtopostsomethingfunnyaboutunibrows … cantfindthehumourtoday

WWCWD

by fair_n_hite_451 on Sep 1, 2011 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wrote a big post on the events of this summer, but it devolved into an incomprehensible mess. It’s just beyond belief.

I’m not sure there’s a single witch to be hunted for all of this, and there may not be a sure-fire fix.

It just sucks.

There's always next season!

by B-Style on Sep 1, 2011 8:52 AM EDT via mobile reply actions  

It just seems weird that the three deaths have occurred in such a short period of time

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by PKSube on Sep 1, 2011 9:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

It just sucks.

Pretty much this. Not even the greatest chart in the world could accurately portray the shittiness.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 9:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can however make a chart showing how little a chart helps describe it all.

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 9:34 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Very true, but I think this is one of those moments where Comic Sans WOULD be inappropriate.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 9:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then use a less fun font… I vote helvetica it always seems prim and proper

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 9:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think more marshal inspired charts are best.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 9:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

helvetica is the hipster font.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Sep 1, 2011 9:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pfft, still better than Times New Roman. Calibri is decent too

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guess I’m old school with my appreciation of Times New Roman

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by D_Tone666 on Sep 1, 2011 9:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

whatever, I liked helvetica before it was cool.

by Goosemonster on Sep 1, 2011 9:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen that film but I’m not sure why . . .

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 10:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

was going to say this myself the other night when someone mentioned it.

by Nigel Cadbury on Sep 1, 2011 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sleza has informed me that if you’d like to cheer against Toskala and Ilves (“Lynx”) Tampere – and of course you would – you’re now a fan of Tappara (“Battle Axe”). Ilves finished one spot ahead of Tappara last year, and had the worst number of goals against in the league with 192 (over an abysmal .909, .902, and .889 out of their three goalies over 15 GP). It’s hard to see that number (or any other) improving with Vesa in net.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 10:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I’ll just stick with ignoring whatever he’s doing now.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I call it the “Forsberg Stance”

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wobbly, because your one ankle is destroyed?

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Rec’d.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cheering for Battle Axe over Lynx almost doesn’t seem fair. Maybe if it was Pocket Knife vs Lynx or something.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 10:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

battleaxes are fun.

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by ciri jrha on Sep 1, 2011 10:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Battle Axe is a pretty f’in sweet name. I can get behind supporting them.

by samspade on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to the Twitters Dustin Byfuglien weighed in at 286 lbs today. Wellwood jokes commence….now

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 10:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa. Was he even that heavy early in the Vancouver/Chicago series?

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Almost certainly not. Often, the playoffs are when players are at their lightest weight because they lose a little muscle mass over the course of the season.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I should clarify: I only point out that that losing muscle mass over the course of the season means that Byfuglien would have been HEAVIER than what is already a ridiculous weight for the beginning of the season.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

hm…but wellwood is so much easier to spell.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet jesus Mercy

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 10:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to Kent Wilson the weigh-in actually happened at a police station…after he was booked for BWI (boating while under the influence)

linky link

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

he was listed at like 270 last year wasn’t he?

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

260, according to Wikipedia.

Chara was 255, btw

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

HR and nhl.com has him at 265 but i always thought the NHL scales weighed heavy intentionally.

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it’s all muscle

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 10:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

haha he’s one big muscle

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be impressive as hell and it would suck to be the guy to have to try to move him from in front of the net.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 10:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

too bad the jets and canucks aren’t in the same conference this year

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somewhere out there right now, Roberto Luongo just rolled over and went back to sleep

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

I lulzed

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like skating would probably be murder on your joints if you were that heavy.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Although I guess it is low impact for the most part.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

it is.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

well i’m 25 under that but the hips still don’t like it

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Might not have to move him. Pucks may be sucked in by his gravitational force.

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by ciri jrha on Sep 1, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Maybe last year he didn’t put his actual weight.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

or he cut weight

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by Fergus30 on Sep 1, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it is, he’s gonna be sloooooow this season.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

There’s video of him on youtube from July. It doesn’t look like that’s the case.

It’s fun to joke about, but really it has no bearing on anything important.

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 11:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sure think it does. 286 lbs.!? That’s overweight, whether it’s muscle or fat.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Zdeno Chara is listed as 255, so… that’s bad.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

…Barring a 30 lb. discrepancy between reality and the NHL’s stats. It’s well known that player weights aren’t often updated on many sites.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow… that’s one heavy heavy monkey on Luongo’s back.

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

don’t mean to hijack the discussion, but I am now at home because I was laid off this morning. what an awful couple of days.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 11:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Shit that sucks. I was laid off at one point last year, I know how tough it can be. What field are you in?

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 11:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is totally shitty. Sorry. I was laid off a couple of years ago. Lucked into another job that has absolutely zero stress compared to the last one. So things can work out. Just probably what you dont need to hear right now.

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by ciri jrha on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, i know i’ll land on my feet, it was just quite unwelcome at this point in time.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry to hear it, hermano.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

sales or traffic? I know you were working with online stuff right?

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 11:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

neither, I was more in charge of coordinating campaigns etc.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude that sucks. What kind of job was it?

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Durrr at me for saying exactly what DLP said 2 min later.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

ow. sucks dude :( Sympathy.

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by Wan Ihite on Sep 1, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update: since I’ve been unemployed I’ve scheduled 3 Job interviews next week + my dad just met Darryl Sittler, got his autograph on a puck and said it’s all mine. Day = Not terrible.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to hear, good luck in those interviews! That puck is a good luck charm

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by happiergilmore on Sep 1, 2011 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice :)

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by Leafer87 on Sep 1, 2011 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/story/2011/09/01/sp-nhl-belak.html?cmp=twt-cbcsports

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:34 AM EDT reply actions  

New Nicknames for Dustin Byfuglien
Cap’n Flabbin’.
Fluff-lien.
And…go.

Field trip to arcticicehockey?

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 11:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Linky

http://www.arcticicehockey.com/2011/9/1/2397870/a-286-pound-byfuglien-busted-for-boating-while-intoxicated-snap#comments

They’re basically asking for “Byfuglien is fat” jokes so feel free to fire away.

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love blogs with a sense of humour.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 12:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

And charts! its the perfect combination!

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I’ve noticed that all the teams in the NHL are above or very near the salary cap floor now. Despite what most people around here were predicting, no team went out and signed deals rookies or vets to deals with large fake bonuses to do so.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 11:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Florida kinda did but without the bonus cheatery.

NYI already had 6 mil of dead cap space.

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by Ubiquitous on Sep 1, 2011 11:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Florida did what I expected, which was go out and sign UFAs to overpriced contracts.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 11:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nobody traded for Mike Komisarek either.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

well Calgary didn’t have enough cap space.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Some of their trades look lulzish (Regher, Stempniak trades) but it’s never a pretty thing to see a team shed salary (Exelby trade… ugh)

I don’t really get the Stemniak one as they traded an expiring for an expiring one, but they are slowly trying to get from under their cap/NMC mess.

TRADE IGINLA FOR THE MOON ALREADY

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 11:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

maybe there’s a bidding war between Calgary and Carolina going on right now.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 12:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

….yet!

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 11:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Am I the only one who didn’t realize how young Pacioretty is?

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 11:42 AM EDT reply actions  

Probably.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 11:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it but he looks good. He looked great in the AHL (I know I know it’s the AHL)

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if daoust or ryantologist are winning the name competition in PPPPP.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not in PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP what are the names they’ve picked?

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 12:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

daoust is “I AM FART FACE”
ryantologist is “Jacques’s Bwidugabshvawbh”
I’m “ARMANDO SLAPNUTS” but I think I’m winning the team logo competition with:

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:54 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll go with Daoust on this one but yes that image wins I’ll assume.

Did you guys get Chaim to join?

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh? Who is that? I don’t get it

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

DONT GOOGLE IT DUDE
DONT

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t? It’s hilarious.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you at work right now?

If you’re NOT at work google image search “calm.jpg”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m at work. I’ll put it on my to-do list, although I suspect I’ll regret it

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, you’ll laugh

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have a smartphone? GO GO GO

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well…that was unexpected

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

you’ll regret it

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? This is a legendary image.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must be new to the internet. That picture is downright tame.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen worse things. But it doesn’t make this one enjoyable. The others sucked worse. Goatse leaves this one in the dust

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Goatse was actually frightening. This is just…artsy porn. Well from what I can tell from my tiny screen anyway

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have we all seen tubgirl? That was shot in a Cornell dormitory bathroom. It’s butterscotch pudding by the way.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

tubgirl ruined grade 9 for me

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, so young.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You guys have scarred me for life today.

If you look up "Loyalty" in the dictionary you'll see a picture of a Leafs fan wearing a Todd Gill jeresy looking like he just got punched in the stomach

by Ghostsof on Sep 1, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do NOT google mrspickle

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You seem to spend a lot of time looking for weird porn. I haven’t heard of any of these.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

The WEIRDEST thing I ever saw was:

We were on a school trip to Montreal and they put us two to a room but each pair of rooms had the door between them opened. My buddy and I roomed together and our third buddy got stuck with a weird kid BUT we got our two rooms together so no biggie right?

Day one, the three of us are hanging out in one room while the other kid is snorting ritalin. Whatever, he can do what he wants. We walk into the other room to grab something and he’s watching porno. It’s just starting and we can tell by the music.

A woman walks in wearing only: chicken feet shoes, feathered fake chicken wing arm covers, and a plastic beak. She pecks at corn a man has thrown on the ground. Finally she squats over the camera and pushes chicken eggs out of her business.

That’s when we locked the door between our rooms.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

How old was this kid? Not that that makes a big difference in the grand scheme of things….

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would you like the biggest…….

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s my favorite porno story but I think you need the voices.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

See the thing is when you tell somebody not to do something, you just KNOW they are gonna do it. Here goes nothing

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by Ghostsof on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

shit. first one you’ve mentioned that I haven’t heard about.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are in for a…………… treat.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the worst thing I’ve seen on the Internet was a decapitated baby. Crazy thing is it was in an article linked to by a well known journalist.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 1:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not very funny.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t really think goatse was particularly funny either.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah but at least nobody died.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude TITLE those type of comments. This isn’t the first time someone has mentioned this to you. I really dont wanna read that stuff man

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 1:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would you know to minimize the comment without reading it? And at that point, couldn’t you just stop reading?

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You still see it. Also, seeing the words “Decapitated baby” not so cool

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

huh?

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replied to wrong comment. Meant for other one

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe you should just delete the comment, obviously it’s making people uncomfortable in a way I wasn’t expecting.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got a good idea for mine, now it’s all about the execution.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

love that picture. i think that’s armando behind her.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Success!

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

If you want to pair this with my current name – At Least I Might Win VTech, I’ve got another one I’ll take.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah s’okay.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking about using the drawing of a naked Bobby Orr

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 2:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were there any openings for PPPPP this year that I missed or are you just maintaining last years list?

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Private league! If you want to start a league you’d be welcome to advertise here and get PPPers in. I think Fergus30 has some spots.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m definitely looking for a league to join this year too, though I could just start a new one up if there are enough PPPers who are interested.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “!” on private league just screams “We don’t allow… your kind.”

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, I see. Very nice.

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chemmy is stern but fair. Well he’s not fair either…

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But yeah, I’d pick up another league… particularly one with active members who know what there doing. My regular leagues just aren’t that tough when people don’t set their lineups.

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys use yahoo for your league? I’m going to start one for me and my university buddys but Im not sure which is the best to use.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Sep 1, 2011 2:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m using ESPN because they have more stats for scoring categories such as TOI and STP (Special Teams Points) that Yahoo doesn’t.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 2:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can use TOI as a category? That is spectacular for Dmen.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.
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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmmmhmmmmm

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF PPPPP2

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.
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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever is running PPPPP2 GET ON THE BALL

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.
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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re not doing a big PPPPP fantasy hockey thing this year. It was just too much.

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 1:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It cuts to the core.

Crazy would be NOT overanalyzing everything.
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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOUR MOM LIKES MY CORSI

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny, but I didn’t laugh out loud.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Its not a joke, she told me last night

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard Chemmy’s mom invented CORSI

by WizardofNaz on Sep 1, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems unlikely. You don’t drive possession very well, your corsi is pretty small.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

ITS SMALL BUT ITS FIERCE DAMMIT

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have yet to settle on a name. Open to suggestions.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

“UNORIGINAL: BAN ME”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

“LUCIUS ‘SQUIRTS’ FEATHERTON”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

DISQUALIFIED FOR SOLICITING HELP

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like this one.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

“47 Days Since Last Bathroom Accident”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously: Toskala Wasn’t That Bad

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SensFan20387

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WILL ONLY DRAFT MINNESOTA PLAYERS

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

PIMs And Nothing Else

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAN’T FIND “TOM BRADY” ON THE PLAYER LIST

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Steve Bernier for Hart”

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ALL PICKS MADE BY WENDEL BARK

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“Dominic Moore 8th overall? What the hell?”
 * dog is cross eyed *

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should take a giant list of players’ names with treats on each of them, then set the yahoo “draft preference” list in order of players’ treats eaten. See if Wendel drafts a better team than someone in Yahoo public.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

All of the treats.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok my current team is “WENDEL BARK’S BAD ADVICE”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’D RATHER BE FISHING

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shouldn’t it be “I’D RATHER BE PHISHING”?

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keep Honking, I’m Reloading

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

IS IT THE OFFSEASON YET?

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

CHAIM WEISSWASSER’S HOME PHONE

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

CAPS LOCK STUCK ON

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

MATRHS CHARTS

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 1:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

BYFUGLIEN WELLWOOD SABATHIA

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

“I’m heavy not, I’m so damn wide
More than 400 kilos when I walk by.”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I’m heavy not spry, I’m so damn wide
More than 400 kilos when I walk by."

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

  1. NAZEM KADRI

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

NAZEM KADRI – #43

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Suddenly, I want to make my team name “GLAD I DIDNT BUY KADRI-19”

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

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by sportsfan2 on Sep 1, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

nothing wrong with getting in on the ground floor

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

VOTE DAOUST FOR BEST NAME

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 1:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Step-Dads … ’cause you hate us when we beat you.

RIP WB
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by fair_n_hite_451 on Sep 1, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Where the Byfuglien Roam”

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 1:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Answer: The ocean

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also considering: This Side of Paradis"

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha ha, that’s a good one.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Think I’m going with “For Better or Worsley”

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

For Bester or Worsley?

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might do.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I Am Your Palmateer?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kadri on a Hot Tin Roof

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bahahahahahahhahahahah wow.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, wow.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And greened/blued

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 1, 2011 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will create a league for PPPers if there is interest. I will do a fanshot about it once I get back from vacation.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 1, 2011 2:21 PM EDT reply actions  

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

thenumber14 likes this

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

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by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

POKEMON + TENTACLES + ROBOTS

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw dammit that was the status bar! delete! delete!

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I uh…………….hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

LeafBoy likes this.

Since when did PPP turn into facebook?

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by LeafBoy on Sep 1, 2011 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like someone beat me to it! If there is an overflow of people who want to join, I will still host a league.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 2, 2011 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man.

I miss hockey.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 2:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time I turn the TV on at night lately I’ve been turning it to the LeafsTV game in an hour.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 2:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROOKIE TOURNAMENT NEXT SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa I didn’t realize it was that soon. I’ve gotta grab tickets.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tickets can be purchased at the GM Centre Box Office, by phone at (877) 436-8811 or online at www.generalmotorscentre.com. Ticket prices for the evening games are Adults – $18.50 and Child/Senior/Student – $13.50. Afternoon game ticket prices are Adults – $16.00 and Child/Student/Senior – $11.00.

here

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn I didn’t realize I’m going to a wedding the same weekend.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But it’s in Ashburn, which Google Maps just told me is really close to Oshawa!

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does training camp start right after?

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The 16th I believe

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’M GOING TO THE LEAFS PENS GAME ON SUNDAY

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by thenumber14 on Sep 1, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

STILL JEALOUS

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by Leafer87 on Sep 1, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

>:(

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by Leafer87 on Sep 1, 2011 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man.
Part of me is excited. But oh man am I conflicted. I can’t help but feel some proverbial blood in on my hands.
Not trying to politicize or imply causation for any of the tragedies this summer. I’m not saying we should ban fighting, or even that fighting caused this. But I these events have humanized the players in a way that will make watching some events this season uncomfortable.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you think too much. Just watch teh game and enjoy

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I will, there will just be a lot of moments that will make me cringe.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m probably going to try to avoid watching the fights this year, especially the planned ones involving the fighters.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mostly just wish there was a way to get rid of all the staged fights, but leave ones like MacA dummying Spacek and other similar rage fights.

by TheCeej on Sep 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The mind has a way of coping with cognative dissonence. You’ll be fine.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There it is.
I also understand that there is an inherent bias in my thinking because I’m not thinking about all of the instances in which players have retired and lead rich fulfilling lives. These events are much more powerful than those and have a tendency to remain in our consciousness.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like after a few beers and we’re down 3-0 and MacArthur goes batshit crazy on PK Subban I’m probably not going to turn away from the fight in disgust.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO shit you’re not.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good suggestion.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

reading the PIM box scores will be depressing

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 1, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yo some one txt me when the game is over I want to check out the boxscores

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll censor the fighting penalties out for you.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll just cheer for my fantasy team.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll abstain for counting PIMs for your team.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are definitely people in my hockey pool that will sit and watch stat-tracker on Yahoo on a Saturday night long after they’ve turned the Leaf game off.

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by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

F5
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F5

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I want a macro that automatically populates in real-time NHL stats that feed into an excel sheet that populate a chart that automatically uploads to PPP.

That’s the dream.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like someone's living for their charts

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

This has been a pretty brutal summer, but I think it’s too early to make a direct link between fighting and depression. We talk a lot about small sample sizes around here, this is a pretty small sample size. This summer may be a complete anomaly which is never repeated for the next 30 years. All 3 may have been depressed before playing hockey, it may have nothing to do with their occupation. We don’t know anything conclusively at this point.

I’m not saying that the NHL shouldn’t investigate this further, because they absolutely should. There’s just not enough evidence yet to make me cringe when I see fighters going at it. Well, anymore than I already do anyways.

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by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

as much as we hate the SUn

Have you seen this?

http://www.torontosun.com/2011/09/01/hockey-enforcers-suffer-from-post-traumatic-stress-documentarian

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

So nice of them to take a passing comment at the bottom of an article from a non-MD and make it the headline.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 1, 2011 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds plausible. Like I said, the NHL should definitely look into this further, but I already kind of cringe when I see guys getting pummelled, this doesn’t make me cringe any more.

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by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

So really it could be a "black swan" summer or the beginning of a long trend.

Not having enough info is scary because A) we simply don’t know, and B) lots of people pretend to know and will tell us why we should think that.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m really not trying to convey any sense of certainty. Just that these events are hard to just brush off.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 1, 2011 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is troubling that's for sure.

I thought for sure the worst thing happening this summer would be losing out on B. Richards.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has there been any good NHL news this summer? Other than maybe Winnipeg getting its team back I can’t think of anything

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by T is for Truculence on Sep 1, 2011 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

that and Lebda being traded for 2 useful players thats about it.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This wasn’t good news, don’t under sell it. The Lebda trade heist was a miracle

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by Eterrible on Sep 1, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This offseason was the worst. The playoffs sucked and it went downhill from there. The warm tingly feeling I had from Vancouver losing and their fans trashing their town is almost completely gone.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

even the lebda tingle is gone.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the kabby cup tingle.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about I make you tingle?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

funny, thats what your mom said to me last night

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats cuz mine has class, I would repeat whats yours said to me, but this blog isn’t X-Rated. I swear I heard tamer words in porn.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

i know.

thin walls.

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by elseldo on Sep 1, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

i’m flattered, but no.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Once Franson scores his first goal and a good crowd cheer of “THANK YOU LEB-DA” happens the tingle will return.

Or if we actually get a game or two out of Lombardi.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK, so while I think it’s early to make a direct link between fighting and depression and specific players, I think the evidence that we have does point to it being a problem in a broader sense. My understanding is this:

1 – hockey fights often contain several blows to the head
2 – blows to the head are a frequent cause of concussions
3 – concussions create an increased risk for depression, as well as other mental health issues

As long as 1, 2, and 3 are all true, and they certainly seem to be, then I think drawing a link between fighting and depression is fair. That’s not to say that all fighters will eventually have to deal with depression, but rather that the odds are high that some fighters will have to deal with depression that was at least partially caused by concussions.

Additionally, I think we’re seeing more and more evidence that a lot of fighters in the NHL are actually afraid of fighting, and that, apart from head injuries, it causes them significant mental stress both at and away from the rink.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apart from this summer, Probert last year and Kordic, can you name me a few other NHLers who OD’d or committed suicide?
Yes it’s early to draw conclusions

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the NHL need to work on things and are these deaths troubling, you’re damn right it is. However, the “BAN FIGHTING” brigade need to settle down.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

“There is the disturbing potential for a link between fighting and depression” is not the same as “BAN FIGHTING.” Even if it’s too early to draw conclusions, why is it too early to discuss preventative measures without being lobbed into the “YOU MUST BE ANTI-FIGHTING!” group. Draglikepull never mentioned a ban on fighting, even though that may or may not be his position.

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

NHL players aren’t the only people on Earth who get concussions. I don’t see any reason to believe concussions affect NHL players differently than they affect the rest of the population.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about NHLers with concussion histories who suffer in silence? “Oh well only these five guys killed themselves in the past two years” seems like bizarre criteria.

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s also bizarre to assume that there’s a direct correlation when there’s been almost no serious research done on this.

Bottom line, the NHL needs to make researching this a top priority.

Congratulations Tomas!

by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I agree with leafer on this one, I think too many people are drawing too many conclusions on not enough information.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What specifically do we need more information about? The evidence that concussions create an increased risk for mental illness is constantly growing, and there’s also evidence that significant number of fights result in one or more players being concussed. We should definitely keep researching these issues, but I think the evidence that we have now should be cause for caution and concern.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think Belak had a history of concussions did he?

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by daoust on Sep 1, 2011 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

He told a couple people that he’d never had a concussion. This might not be accurate, but he didn’t miss any GP where the listed reason was “concussion.”

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by Bower Power on Sep 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He actually said he never had one.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve acknowledged that we shouldn’t be trying to draw a link to specific players when we don’t currently have enough info. But I do think we have enough info to draw information about the role of concussions generally.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Concussions are a far bigger problem in the NFL, where there really isn’t fighting. I think the bigger problem is those hard hits to the head, which I want to see eliminated regardless of whether its linked to depression or mental health issues. Look at Savard, whose career is now over because a goon like Matt Cooke took a cheap shot. Those kinds of hits need to result in suspensions, and in extreme cases (especially with repeat offenders) a ban for a season or more if necessary.

by Goosemonster on Sep 1, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean longer suspensions (if you knock out a player for 2 months for a clearly illegal hit, a 5 game suspension is not enough.)

by Goosemonster on Sep 1, 2011 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if you knock out a guy for 3 months with a legal hit?

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by leafer1984 on Sep 1, 2011 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

i.e. David Steckel

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d be interested to see if any current enforcers step forward with their history of battling depression

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by birky on Sep 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

current enforcers

Doubtful IMO. Would you want your coworkers (other NHLers) knowing your innermost demons and issues?

Maybe a few retired ones could, but I think it’s unlikely one that has to step back on the ice would come forward with something as personal as that.

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by nhlcheapshot on Sep 1, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you’re looking to join a fantasy hockey league for this season and don’t have one yet, I’ve started a fanpost to try to see who’s interested and how we should organise it. You can find that thread here.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 1, 2011 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m obviously missing something here.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 1, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Playing on Sundin’s wing I could get like 30 goals and 40 assists. That’s like a hundred points.”

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by Chemmy on Sep 1, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

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