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Pre-Season Game #6 From Beautiful Kanata, Ontario

Who: Toronto Maple Leafs vs Binghamton Ottawa Senators

What: Pre-season Game #6

Where: Scotiabank Place in Kanata, Ontario; right next to the Kanata Chevy and Mazda dealerships and what appears to be a cornfield.

When: 7:00pm on LeafsTV, or streamed by Leafs TV Interactive

Why: With only two games left in the pre-season and October 6 fast approaching, Ron Wilson needs to settle on a roster for opening night. Tonight's game will probably be the last pre-season game for the handful of bubble players who won't make the cut as it's likely Wilson will suit up his opening night roster as a whole against Detroit in two games over the weekend.

Projected Leafs Roster:

Goalies - James Reimer, Ben Scrivens

Defense - Dion Phaneuf - Carl Gunnarsson; Luke Schenn - John-Michael Liles; Keith Aulie - Cody Franson

Forwards - Clarke MacArthur - Mikhail Grabovski - Nikolai Kulemin, Joffrey Lupul - Nazem Kadri - Phil Kessel, Matt Frattin - Darryl Boyce - Colby Armstrong, Jay Rosehill - Philippe Dupuis - Joey Crabb

Extras: Mike Brown, Tim Connolly, Matthew Lombardi, Colton Orr, Jake Gardiner, Mike Komisarek, and Matt Lashoff.

More after the jump.

Star-divide

Projected Senators Roster:

Forwards - Greening - Spezza - Filatov; Hoffman - Zibanejad - Butler; Foligno - Regin - Condra; Daugavins - Smith - Neil. (Sylvain St-Laurent)

Defense - Gonchar - Borowiecki; Cowen - Karlsson; Rundblad - Lee. (Scott MacArthur)

Goalies - Robin Lehner, Alex Auld

And no, the Senators don't have a slew of more cuts to make. This is about 95% of their opening night roster, excluding Alfreddson, Da Costa, Phillips, and Anderson. Yikes. I thought the Leafs had it bad.

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Like the last two pre-season games before it, tonight's bout serves the purpose of letting Wilson figure out who should stay and who should go before opening night. Or in the case of Mike Komisarek, who has to stay, but who should go. And that, the ability to freely be sent down and called up from the Marlies, may ultimately be the largest factor in finalizing the roster. As Mirtle pointed out in his article last night;

....(of those remaining in camp) only Ben Scrivens, Jake Gardiner, Keith Aulie, Nazem Kadri and Matt Frattin don’t require waivers to play in the AHL this season.

In the case of Aulie, I think he'll be saved by the fact that there are realistically only 7 defensemen fighting for 7 spots, so he'll stick with the team. Nazem Kadri is too freaking good to get sent down, though Matt Lombardi and his possible shift to the wing (Why Wilson? Why?!?) could throw a monkey wrench into the works. So more than likely, it'll be guys like Scrivens, Frattin, Gardiner, Lashoff, Rosehill, and Crabb playing their first games in the Ricoh this year.

As Burke told us last year in horribly edited commericials, "Every Game is a Tryout", tonight's game especially.

GO LEAFS GO!

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We must be thinking of a different Kanata.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 27, 2011 1:44 PM EDT reply actions  

so beautiful



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by elseldo on Sep 27, 2011 1:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

look at all those unisex hair salons

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 1:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve seen worse.

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by article1 on Sep 27, 2011 1:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

With only two games left in the pre-season and October 6 fast approaching, Ron Wilson needs to settle on a roster for opening night. Tonight’s game will probably be the last pre-season game for the handful of bubble players who won’t make the cut as it’s likely Wilson will suit up his opening night roster as a whole against Detroit in two games over the weekend

So that would be three games left, yeah?

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by clrkaitken on Sep 27, 2011 1:49 PM EDT reply actions  

2 more. meh whatever.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 2:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sadly, Kuba is also an opening night guy missing from that list. :/

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by Adnan on Sep 27, 2011 1:50 PM EDT reply actions  

So in bashing Kanata, m’lady asked if any other NHL teams play outside their city.

the only other teams I could think of were Florida (suburb of Miami) Long Island (suburb of NYC, could be wrong if LI is considered a city), and Phoenix.

Are there more? I confess to not knowing a great deal about most cities themselves and whats considered in the city and “oh come on that’s just too damn far”

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by elseldo on Sep 27, 2011 1:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Kanata is part of Ottawa now

If the Leafs played in North York, would they play outside Toronto?

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by Adnan on Sep 27, 2011 1:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

doesn’t Kanata fall under "oh come on that’s just too damn far"? isn’t that why it’s made fun of?

i guess i should have qualified saying most teams could think of played close to or in downtown

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by elseldo on Sep 27, 2011 1:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha yeah that much is true.

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by Adnan on Sep 27, 2011 2:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Technically...

…you’re in Ottawa as soon as you pass through Arnprior (coming from the west)…AND you have to drive another half hour just to get to Scotiabank Place. The beauty of amalgamation. “That’s just too damn far” indeed…

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by LeafBoy on Sep 27, 2011 2:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back in my day, it was known as the Corel Centre and nothing was around it for miles.

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by thenumber14 on Sep 27, 2011 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s still close to nothing around it for miles. Unless Kanata somehow counts as “something” – which it doesn’t, unless that something is a shopping mall and a lot of crappy suburban box homes.

by Goosemonster on Sep 27, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, after you see the Ottawa sign, there’s literally nothing but trees and highway for another half hour until you get to Scotiabank Place. Like, nothing at all.

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by LeafBoy on Sep 27, 2011 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s a car dealership there now.

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by Shield on Sep 27, 2011 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adnan Virk is back!!!!!

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

My real goal is to be the new Ian Mendes!

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by Adnan on Sep 27, 2011 3:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats a terrible goal

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by leafer1984 on Sep 27, 2011 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Overheard at Sportsnet
Ian Mendes, he still works here?

I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

by Jo4nny on Sep 27, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

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by Adnan on Sep 27, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aside from being a Sens fan I think he’s good guy, I just think he gets treated like an afterthought by Rogers, much the way they treat the Senators in general.

by Jo4nny on Sep 27, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beat reporter for the Sens…

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ew. Kanata is NOT part of Ottawa.

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by Adzbass on Sep 27, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh but technically it is….making it techincally correct…

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

and ottawa sucks
which is the best kind of correct

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, ok

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

They’re the New York Islanders, and they play in the state of New York on Long Island. That works for me.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coyotes play in Glendale.

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by birky on Sep 27, 2011 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure that counts

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by Bower Power on Sep 27, 2011 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my Rec thing is broken. It keeps coming up as Flagged.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

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by theninjagreg on Sep 27, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rec’d.

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by JP Nikota on Sep 27, 2011 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love this

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 27, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

How would the Florida Panthers play outside their city? Their name is the entire state. They play in Sunrise, FL by the way.

by lucc on Sep 27, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to a Leafs game down there during march break, their arena is in the middle of nowhere and a pain in the ass to find

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but it would be pretty nice to be there as a player.

by lucc on Sep 27, 2011 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Errr, New York is also the name of the state the Islanders are in. I don’t think they fall afoul of that rule.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

but washington isn’t in washington!

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be reporting live from a box suite… Drunk and yelling obscenities at idiot sens fans. Can’t wait to check the GDT when I get home.

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by Andy Kyle Beattie on Sep 27, 2011 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone looking for a ticket? I’ve got an extra I’m trying to find a home for, its right next to me and my buddies
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by Ben Schnell on Sep 27, 2011 2:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Oh my God……..I’ve waited years to say this……This looks like a decent lineup lol

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by SPERO on Sep 27, 2011 2:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Are those the actual D-pairings? If so, I’m stoked! Those are the pairings I want for the season

by Saint Pats Sundin on Sep 27, 2011 2:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Me too. Figure maybe some of the extras get in the game, but I’d be happy starting the season with those pairings.

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think just about any line/defense combo we see at this point is at least being considered, aside from injury replacements like Kadri playing with Kessel tonight.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray for the Ron Wilson line blender !

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frattin-Boyce-Armstrong sounds like a good line.

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that comes under the “injury replacements” category. Bozak’s taking the day off to heal.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 2:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess Bozak would normally be there. Frattin Bozak Armstrong would be better, I think that line could do well in the reg season. How is Frattin defensively?

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Direct from mapleleafs.com

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going to the Game tonight, should be a good one.

In other news, has someone created the Ottawa Leafs Supporters club yet?

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by Johnny Toronto (in Ottawa) on Sep 27, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

No but there’s at least 4 of us on here. I’m sure I’m missing some. If so, we should definitely take over a bar during a Leafs/Sens game this season.

by Goosemonster on Sep 27, 2011 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, the club meetings are at Scotiabank Place during every Leafs-Sens game there. ;)

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by Adzbass on Sep 27, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does anyone remember the Save Spezza rally that only drew 15 people?
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by Jo4nny on Sep 27, 2011 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Gluepot ain’t bad, nice and close to Barbie’s. And they play the Leaf IIRC

I prefer St. Louis on Elgin. Or Even Corners out in Westboro. Now if any of them would play a damn Leafs game that would be great.

No tickets tonight…but I should be at the St.Patty’s day classic in Ottawa.

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve lived in Ottawa for two years or so now and thought the Glue Pot was the sketchiest looking place, gonna have to check it out.

Least I don't actually have to deal with many Sens fans...

by Stuck in Ottawa on Sep 27, 2011 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s next to a strip club

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can’t wait to see how tonights’ D plays Hoping that’s is the starting 6 on opening night.

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 2:46 PM EDT reply actions  

All of you eligible Ontario voters who do not watch the leader’s debates in favour of a preseason hockey game are terrible people. You owe it to yourselves to make informed decisions when it comes to your civic duty.

I expect you to watch both.

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 27, 2011 2:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I’ll be at the game, or I would be watching the debate. Well, I’d watch some of the debate, anyway.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will be at work so I shall not be watching either.

That said I already know who I am voting for, and the leaders debate most likely could not change that. As far as I am concerned all the candidates in this election are pretty bad, and I will be voting for the one I dislike the least.

by Huey2k2 on Sep 27, 2011 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’re probably right, but I’m watching to see if McGuinty puts his foot in it. Given his track record as premier, I’d say it’s 50/50. Which is how I see his term – 50% things done right, 50% things done horribly, horribly wrong.

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 27, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

An informed decision between McGuinty, Hudak and what’shernamefreemoneyforeveryone? Ugh, I think I’d rather watch 2007-08 Leafs than that.

by Goosemonster on Sep 27, 2011 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What and miss the “Drink every time Hudak says ‘Ontario Families’” game? Are you insane?

by Learn2Leaf on Sep 27, 2011 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE How dare you not know who Andrea Horwath is!!! She is from Hamilton and is a fighter. She will FIGHT YOU.

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by leafer1984 on Sep 27, 2011 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

well you took the high road…

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by thenumber14 on Sep 27, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate that commercial. Does she realize she’s not running for Hamilton city council? Pandering to her steeltown base won’t get her anywhere with the rest of the province (many of whom probably all fancy themselves scrappy residents of Fightville, Ontario).

by Peter Lynn on Sep 27, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw that ad the other day and I was dying of laughter

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by leafer1984 on Sep 27, 2011 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

AS a native Hamiltonian, I found it laughable. Especially since she’s representing the whole province.

by Jon K. on Sep 27, 2011 3:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will happily be a terrible person in this case then.

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by Adzbass on Sep 27, 2011 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m the worst person on the planet tonight

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh, i’ve already decided to vote Anil.

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by Johnny Toronto (in Ottawa) on Sep 27, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anil!!!!! Ottawa Centre!!!!

Good choice mate, good choice.

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a terrible person a long time ago.

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by Frag on Sep 27, 2011 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Advanced polls for the win!

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by BCapp on Sep 27, 2011 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not an eligible Ontario voter; haven’t lived there since 2005.

Huzzah loopholes!

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by FiftyMissionCap on Sep 27, 2011 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time but for Leafs win Kanata lol

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by Frag on Sep 27, 2011 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Woah

What happened there?

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by Frag on Sep 27, 2011 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

You typed your message in Grabovski instead of in English.

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, but I didn’t say anything related to pineapples or ananas in the post.

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by Frag on Sep 27, 2011 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never said you were fluent.

by TheCeej on Sep 27, 2011 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Перайсці Ліфс Go!

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by Frag on Sep 27, 2011 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Those commercials were pretty bad.

by Tats16 on Sep 27, 2011 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

On the other hand I need a haircut. Being in Ottawa would be awesome right now.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently, their is a lot of unisex hair salon’s in Ottawa. Not sure where this idea started

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It started when Skinny and I went to Ottawa and saw a fuckin ton of unisex hair salons with our eyes.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anecdotal evidence sucks.

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

How’s this ?

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by Bower Power on Sep 27, 2011 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

bloody hell….

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s 3,001 results for a wikipedia-based metro population of 1,130,000, or one hair salon per 376.5 people.

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by Bower Power on Sep 27, 2011 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha that’s awesome. Downtown literally has be every other store. That looks hilarious.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think the Royal Bank does hair cuts now, but I’m not a customer so I guess I don’t really know.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And how does it stack up against other cities?

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Metro population of San Jose – 1,975,342
Google maps result for search of “hair salon san jose” – 11,141

So San Jose has one per 177 people, ie. a density nearly double that of Ottawa.

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by Draglikepull on Sep 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

San Jose rings a bell…I think someone lives there

Toronto

Pulled up 12,943 results for about 2.48Mill people

Or one hair salon for every 191 people.

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by MapleLeafMole on Sep 27, 2011 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well here is Toronto, which only had 1800 results

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling many of them are primarily there to serve as money laundering institutions.

by Jo4nny on Sep 27, 2011 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Luckily Skinny and I charted the location of every one to make a map that told us both total quantity and concentration of unisex hair salons over any interval.

We then compared with data in Toronto, New York, Montreal and Chicago and confirmed our observation.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I demand advanced stats to support this conclusion!

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by Adzbass on Sep 27, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

NYC returns 16,080 hair salons for a population of 18,223,567 in its urban area as shown on the map. That’s 1 for every 1,133 people. That’s nearly 1/4 the hair salon density of Ottawa.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Every other business in Ottawa is a unisex hair salon.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure there’s an Alfredsson / Krusty the Clown joke in here somewhere.

by BeyondBeleaf on Sep 27, 2011 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

As pointed out to me on Twitter

Tyler Bozak’s name is missing from the Leaf’s roster for tonight. It obviously means nothing and is just an omission by some intern.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone (Seigel?) mentioned he’s out with nothing serious, a “day-to-day injury”.

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by Bower Power on Sep 27, 2011 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is Connolly and Brown. But they’re listed. Again, it’s just an omission………..

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it didn’t take Connolly long to go head first into the boards. Grand…

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I would honestly just LOVE for Kadri to have some dam chemistry with Kessel. I’m fed up looking for a 1st line center. Oh hockey Gods…….let tonight be the night that Kadri just explodes with two way ability and assists Kessel on a 7 goal campaign. Let this be the beginning of a beautiful chemistry and pairing that will have our grand kids talking of their greatness……….Is that to much to ask….

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by SPERO on Sep 27, 2011 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

richards the prized UFA is also out now

by jeffgm on Sep 27, 2011 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Off to the game! I’ll throw a little comment or two onto the GDT during the odd intermission.

by Goosemonster on Sep 27, 2011 6:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I would like to see Kanata some day

most Americans are not aware that the name Canada came from Kanata from Native American Indians with Jacques Cartier. … But this American knows it.

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I too can read Wikipedia.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m sure many a Canadian can thank this commercial for the knowledge.

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by WendelMadeMe on Sep 27, 2011 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

this has been a heritage moment

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Comedy network spoofs of those were just as memorable

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember Deep thoughts by Jack Handy ?

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EdJ0tb4Gw&feature=related

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

but can you read it well enough to know that the Town of Kanata ON, is not what they were referring to when they first came across Jacques Cartier?

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by thenumber14 on Sep 27, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course. Ottawa’s reputation for being a shit hole were presumably known well before its discovery, thus I assume they avoided the area all together.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO I actually learned that from my New Brunswick Relatives when I was a kid before Wikipedia Existed.

FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! ~ ~ ~ Lori Wilson Gray ~ ~ April 07th 1967 - May 27th 2011 ~ May you rest in Peace ~ I love you and miss you big Sis ! I cant believe at 44 yrs of age .. you went to sleep and never woke up. I promise to take care of Matt and Emily for you. With Love, your baby Brother.

by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

do most Americans know America was named after Amerigo Vespucci?

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way my Amurica was named after some namby pamby Italiano.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Florentian..Florentine…however you say it.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably not .. but I knew it.. which is funny .. because who and what was his significance ? You would think that it would be the United States of Columbus or something.

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had little significance. Most of his voyages are hard to verify and some suggest he might have even fabricated some things. He did probably discover the Amazon river and some parts of southern Brazil. But a cartographer named the land after him and it stuck.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actully...

America was named after a Welshmen named Richard Ameryk, the man who commissioned Vespucci

by Beaujob on Sep 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that’s not really the consensus.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard it was named after Ponce de leon’s dog scruffy, who had an odd bark that sounded like “aMARica aMARica”

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

This is just perfect.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Sep 28, 2011 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Richard Maltavius Scootbottom was on board a boat bound for the new world cross dressing as his alter ego. The moment he was discovered coincided with the discovery of land and his scream “I… AM ERICA!” was misheard across the hallway and coined the name of a new continent.

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The very First Prime Minister of Canada Sir John MacDonald came into power but Canada had no name ..

So they agreed to put a bunch of letters in a Bag and pull them out to spell their great country’s name. They forgot to put in any Vowels and only included Consonants.

He pulled out the first letter and said .. “C” eh !
He pulled out the second letter and Said “N” eh !
He pulled out the third letter and said …. ..“D” eh !

and the American misunderstood him and thought he said C.A.N.A.D.A ! and came up with CANADA !!!

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s like a Canadian saying they would one day like to see Akron, Ohio. There’s just not a shred of truth in that statement.

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by clrkaitken on Sep 27, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s FlyerRob posting. So there’s probably a lot of truth to it.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

No really.. I would like to see Kanata. just like I would love to see New Dehli India. Just like I would love to see Flin Flon and Red Deer and Halifax.

when I was in Perth Andover I wanted to go see (And I did and enjoyed it) Grand Falls N.B.

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flin Flon is all hills. Halifax is the best one on the list.

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by AM18 on Sep 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well don’t say we didn’t try and warn ya about Kanata.

by Self Destructive Zones on Sep 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the National Hamburger Convention on the way to Canton Ohio to the Football Hall of Fame !! DUDE That sounds like fun !!

FLYERROB ! YOU STAY AWESOME FLYERS FANS ! ~ ~ ~ Lori Wilson Gray ~ ~ April 07th 1967 - May 27th 2011 ~ May you rest in Peace ~ I love you and miss you big Sis ! I cant believe at 44 yrs of age .. you went to sleep and never woke up. I promise to take care of Matt and Emily for you. With Love, your baby Brother.

by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go Maple Leafs.. Kick Pompous Ottawa Arse Tonight !!!

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

God I hate the Sens! Almost as much as I hate Wings fans lol

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by SPERO on Sep 27, 2011 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate the Sens more than anything/anyone sports related.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d say that I hate Sens fans more than the actual team itself. My co-worker was bragging about being in a rebuilding stage.

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by WendelMadeMe on Sep 27, 2011 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

thankfully I don’t know any in real life. Just pathetic bandwagon Wings fans. None of them said they liked the Wings in the 80’s. After 1997 they all suddenly claimed OG status.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have 2 buddies that are sens fans, one’s from ottawa, one’s a jerk because his dad and whole family are Leaf fans. and I actually enjoy their company.

I can’t fucking stand hab fans. Especially ones living in Toronto/GTA

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by thenumber14 on Sep 27, 2011 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some Sens fans are OK.

I have one buddy who I say ‘Bryan Murray’ to and he immediately gets this disgusted look on his face.

Love it!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 27, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

When Bryan Murray says Some sens fans are ok Terry Murray brings out the umbrella.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have 2 habs fan friends. We try to focus on Ottawa when we talk so that we don’t end up squabling. It’s better to focus on mutual hatred.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got offered

Teemu Selanne for Michael Grabner in my fantasy league. Selanne will probably put up better numbers this year but this is a dynasty league and he’s probably done after this year, while Grabner is young and will be around for a long time.

Should I deal? I’m thinking no but I’m not sure

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

not in a keeper league. Hell no.

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade for Zajac!

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 27, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

For serious?

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

no

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 27, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unless you are in my hockey pool, than yes.

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by Say *plan the parade one more time*... on Sep 27, 2011 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is a no, my good man. Grabner’s long term (read: beyond this season) viability >>> one season of Selanne.

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by Blinky on Sep 27, 2011 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was thinking the same thing. I need centers anyways

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are going to waste a keeper slot on Michael Grabner?

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well I auto-drafted the latter half of my roster so the only other right winger I have on my bench is Chris Neil right now

I’m open to trade Grabner if the right deal comes along, but I don’t think Teemu Selanne is the answer

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stuck between a rock and crappy right wingers.

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record my other RWs are

David Backes, Chris Stewart, and Brian Gionta.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Free Agent or waiver wire RWs...

Joffrey Lupul
PM Bouchard
Bobby Butler
Colby Armstrong
Kristian Huselius etc.

Ugh.

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are going to waste a keeper slot on Michael Grabner?

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's my first fantasy draft ever

What’s wrong with Grabner exactly?

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by Chris Stoikoff on Sep 27, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

ding ding ding ding ding

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by Chemmy on Sep 27, 2011 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

if you think you can get him back in a year .. .sure…

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by FLYERROB on Sep 27, 2011 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

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by SkinnyFish on Sep 27, 2011 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone got a link?

link

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by Chuck Diesel on Sep 27, 2011 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would seem you have three

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by JaredFromLondon on Sep 27, 2011 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Link

Flugenweb, space code, twit zone, ass mode, check ze tweets.

by Shield on Sep 28, 2011 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had the strangest feeling that I’d get a response like this.

by Alex Grantham on Sep 27, 2011 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Comments on TSN

anyone read the comments over there…saw this one related to last nights game
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Sambaboys
3 mins ago

Attention all Leaf fans. Most of you may enjoy this story & find it rather humorous. I attended the game last night with some co-workers as we had a conference in Ottawa. Tickets were free obviously. (Who buys tickets to Senator games anyways, LOL) I was amused to discover a very odd, grotesque looking couple sitting near us acting irate and beligerent. The woman was a 450 lb man beast with a 1980’s perm and a shrieking voice very similar to that of a raptor in Jurassic Park. She was wearing a Senators jersey and the name on the back of the jersey had me in stitches. It read ‘TuffGirl’. Oh but wait it gets better…..the man she was with looked a lot like the Sherminator from American Pie, only with a lot less hair and he was much thinner. I saw he had approximately 6 teeth, all of which were mocha brown and he too was wearing a Sens jersey. The name on the back read ‘Charade’. Too funny. Ah well, good luck this season Leafs. Go WINGS Go….the true Royalty of hockey.

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