Help Out Archi
Beloved commenter and hero to all men and women Archi Zuber is an aspiring stand up comedian. You may remember him from such successful campaigns as "A Message from Viktor Stalberg", Pics of Leafs in Suits, Mike Zigomanis day and others.
He's hosting Launchpad comedy on Thursday at the White Swan (Pape & Danforth). It's free. Go there, tell them at the door you're there for Archi. Laugh. Help him out. You'd do it for Randolph Scott.
5 months ago
Chemmy
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I miss the message from Viktor Stalberg, I dont miss the 1000 knockoffs other people did
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
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So don’t go to any of the thousands of other less funny events happening Thursday night. Problem solved.
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by Chemmy on Jan 10, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
I have other problems. Let me tell you about a few.
1. Goiters. Big as your head. On my head.
2. Scabs. From the goiter removal surgery. On my head.
3. The goiter that looks like Viktor Stalberg. Still on my head. Apparently, can’t be removed. Salary cap issue.
The White Swan, you say? I’ll go.
Perhaps I can get some help.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is in my ‘hood and, barring unforeseen issues with my kids, I’ll be there. If other people want to meet up, let me know…
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Let’s meet! And let’s grab puckurgently too.
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Is this where I say, “never mind Puckurgently, let’s invite Ryan” and everyone has a laugh but doesn’t tell me why?
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I’m still disappointed I didn’t let you keep going with that.
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by puckurgently on Jan 11, 2012 2:59 AM EST up reply actions
I’m about 85 feet away.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 10, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions
Nevermind that sh*t
Here comes Mongo!
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by Bettman's Nightmare on Jan 10, 2012 12:30 PM EST reply actions
DON'T GO
YOU MIGHT LITERALLY DIE OF LAUGHTER
DIE
Your 2011 Stanley Cup Champion Boston Bruins
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions
probably worth it, though…
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by Cornelius Hardenbergh on Jan 10, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Any Bruins jokes?
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 10, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Choir of angels
RAAAAAAANDOOOOLLLLLLPPPPPH SCOTTTTTT
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Haven’t seen this one yet, laughed out loud in the office.
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I miss Leafs in suits, probably my favourite blog series of all time
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 10, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions
I never said that, i just enjoy making fun of suits
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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 10, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions
Pfft. Suit-hater.
That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.
by daoust on Jan 10, 2012 5:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
He just hates you, actually.
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You hurtful bastard.
True story, I’m on a train now en route from Montreal to Ottawa. I might get a hair cut while I’m there.
That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.
by daoust on Jan 10, 2012 5:52 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
And a new suit, perchance?
I hear hair-suits are nice.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 10, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions
RANDOLPH SCOTT!!!1
I’ll be there. Judging anyone who isn’t.
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Anybody got a street address, and time? Also… cost?
Any confirmed attendees?
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 12, 2012 1:18 PM EST reply actions
It’s at 8:30, and it’s free. The White Swan is at 836 Danforth. I’m going with PPP and mf37.
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by puckurgently on Jan 12, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions
If you see something looking like this....

Shout at it, then buy it beer.
Also, minus the chin-hair. It fell out. Fatigue.
If hear a ruckus at door, likely me. Fight with doorman. Tradition.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 12, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions
Sorry, guys. Mini-crisis at home. Next time.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Jan 12, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions


























