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Well, it sure feels good to be back in the 'Win' column. That it also brings the Leafs back to a tie for eighth place in the Eastern Conference doesn't hurt either, but there remains a lot of work to be done, and the Leafs' win has folks looking to the remaining 34 games rather than enjoying the moment.

For Michael Langlois, the most pressing concern is the Leafs' game tonight, where they finish off a back-to-back series with the Islanders:

The thing I really wanted to focus on today is what comes next for the Leafs, as in the game Tuesday night on Long Island. You might recall that after the win over Minnesota last week, I mentioned that while the victory was nice and all (coming as it did against a floundering team), the key was what the Leafs did afterwards, over the subsequent games.

Sounds like Leafs fans have come to expect a playoff series out of this team. More links after the jump.

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Leafs Links:

Lombardi's pair lift Leafs over Islanders as the Monster shuts door
James Mirtle's recap at the Globe.

Time has come for Maple Leafs to strike
Well, I pretty much disagree with all the main points here, but I wouldn't be upset if Burke managed to snag a big "C" for Phil Kessel, either. From Jeff Blair at the Globe.

Joffrey Lupul: A Timeline
Joffrey Lupul for Masterton? Joffrey Lupul for Masterton. From Jeffler.

Marlies Hot & Cold: January 16th-22nd
The latest from Kyle Cicerella.

Maple Leafs Panel: Kadri, Kessel + Lupul, & Playoffs?
Mark Ascione asks the questions to a few Hockey Writers.

Target for the Next Winter Classic: 104,174
Jeff Klein and Stu Hackel think the NHL is setting its sights on a record.

Other Hockey Links:

Adjusting for Zone Starts
David Johnson of Hockey Analysis uses a time-based correction.

Tim Thomas on Obama snub
Just in case you didn't hear about this yesterday... hoo boy. From Greg Wyshynski at PD.

Alex Ovechkin suspended 3 games for ‘launching’ himself into Pens’ Michalek
And now the big baby is (rumored to be) contemplating boycotting the All-Star game. From Sean Leahy at PD.

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What Does a Trio of All-Stars Signify for the Maple Leafs?

Having three of their players (Lupul, Kessel, Phaneuf) going to the All-Star Game does, in fact, signify something for the Maple Leafs.

For more, read on at The Hockey Guys: http://thehockeyguys.net/what-does-a-trio-of-all-stars-signify-for-the-toronto-maple-leafs/

by Lukas Hardonk on Jan 24, 2012 7:11 AM EST reply actions  

That’s why no Reimer!

/canopened

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 AM EST reply actions  

Because… Islanders?

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 8:10 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d still rather rest Gus and start Reimer tonight. And it’s not just that I’m worried about overworking a goalie and injuring him, esp given his heatlh problems.

No, it’s Wilson’s simplistic thinking that will lose us this season. A goalie won against Team X last night? Start him again.

Line combinations from last night worked against Team X? Do them again. Game plan worked last time? Do it again. Etc. Meanwhile the opposing coach is making adjustments and reviewing tapes and perfecting his strategy for the rematch.

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by Peter de Chatham on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

If there was a day inbetween I’d be fine with going back to Gus.

Back to back? If the Leafs lose there will be plenty of “oh he was playing a back to back, it’s okay” excuses.

Hmmm maybe they shouldn’t have played him back to back then!

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I just think…can’t remember who said it last night, but this is the perfect opportunity to give Reimer a start without hurting Gus’ confidence. Great game, shutout, have some rest.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ya that was ppl in the post-game last night.

I don’t see a huge amount of downside, unless their faith has been completely shaken in Reimer. And I don’t believe that to be the case.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

While I think Gus is fine and probably doesn’t “need” rest tonight (since he wasn’t very busy), I think an away game game against a weaker opponent would be a nice time to get Reimer a win.

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Ron will likely ask gus if he wants to play tonight.
I feel the islanders will get a morale boost from seeing Reimer after being gussed.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

and islanders will play nabby again tonight

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Gus is obviously going to say yes, what kinda goalie would say “no coach, take me out I’m tired”
Isles can have all the morale boosting they want, if we play like we did last night we can still win.

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Incorrect, year of the Reimer

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by PKSube on Jan 24, 2012 8:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Incorrect, Year of the Playoffs?!?!?

With a lot of work to do….

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Reimer........
@Scradam31

by LeafsLaughToo on Jan 24, 2012 8:06 AM EST up reply actions  

He looks like Spezza on Reimer.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

john tavares

remember when it was his draft-year and they labeled it the ‘tavares lottery’ etc etc… having seen him play against the leafs several times now, and monitoring his stats… is it safe to say that he hasn’t quite lived up to the hype?
i’m not saying he’s a draft-bust by any means, and he’s not really playing along-side elite talent… but i really don’t feel like he’s become anything special (yet anyways).

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

Yep.

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by daoust on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 AM EST up reply actions  

i think that’s a fair estimate… you had ovechkin… you and crosby… then evvvvery year you hear who the next guy is going to be. tavares though i remember especially for some reason… like ‘holy shit this guy is going to run circles around crosby! the leafs should definitely trade all of their prospects and 1st-round draft picks for the next dozen years for this guy!’ hmmmmmm…..

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

He is still pretty fucking good, and plenty of time to get even better.

He’s not Crosby, but not many players are.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

It would help if the Islanders dressed a remotely competitive lineup.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

they’re really terrible, i cant believe tavares would want to stay there. What a terribly run organization.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

That would require committing more than league minimum against the Cap.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know how the NHL allows a team to be so poorly run, they must be hoping for new ownership now that NYI have until 2015 to find a new arena (or pony up cash to build one themselves).

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically they’re committing 7.5 million less than the cap thanks to Rick Dipietro and buyouts.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

loopholes ftw

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Ah the King of Splodeybones.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Typhoid Mary of Boneitis…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Patient Zero of being hurt … a lot of .. the time.

K, I got nothing.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

also many team members have bonuses (playoffs, goal targets etc) that count against cap and that they have no real chance of achieving

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember some people hyping Angelo Esposito as being possibly better than Crosby, and he’s yet to play an NHL game.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Would you say Stamkos is overhyped and/or hasn’t lived up to the expectations of having been a #1 Overall Pick?

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by JeanValjean on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

leading up to the draft yes. Tampa’s Seen Stamkos camping would fit into that description.

I should have said most, not every, but either way it’s a valid point. not every #1 pick is going to be a savior for the franchise that chooses him.

odds are they’ll be excellent players, but it just seems to me, that to fill airtime and pages, that the top picks are all made out to be the best players ever.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Stamkos’ arrival reinvigorated a franchise. They needed that star to put out there for the public. I would argue he’s the best player drafted since Crosby (minus Kessel of course). Although Toews and Giroux would be close as well.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Well said

I agree with you the marketing on behalf of the Lightning was certainly questionable, it took him more than a year to “explode” in the bigs.

Aside from that, I agree the other 1st overalls haven’t lived up to their draft positions. I’m still willing to give Hall until next season before I pass judgment on him.

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by JeanValjean on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I think the fact that Tavares is PPG as a 21 yr old on such a shitty team is very very good.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Also I think Kane until this year has been a star player as well. The only “disappointment” 1st overall pick since Ovie is Erik Johnson

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Hall has been pretty damn good but has been injured quite a bit. I’d love to see what he could put up in a full season with RNH and Eberle.

It’s too bad for Oilers fans that everything other than that line is pretty bad lately, old man Smyth excluded.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

nope. ITS THERE FOREVER TO ALWAYS REMIND YOU OF YOUR FAILURE AND TO MAKE YOU FEEL SHAME FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:29 AM EST up reply actions  

BOLD FAIL ON THE ALL-CAPS.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought you only felt shame for 2 minutes… than you go free

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Or less if they score

/harryneale’d

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

If you keep replying to your own comment requesting it to be deleted it will be.
You have to do it like 5 or 6 times though.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s best to say “Fuck Mirtle” too. I find that gets attention.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha ha.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST up reply actions  

When people tuned in to watch the Crosby draft, TSN and the NHL realized they were onto something. The draft, trade deadline and free agency day have all become TV things because of TSN. I don’t remember any of those things getting remotely the same airtime before the lockout

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by T is for Truculence on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

ratings baby, that’s all it’s about.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

same with the world juniors, to be honest. TSN turned it into a thing.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

a terrific thing that I’ll watch EVERY YEAR

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

stamkos is terrific…. no complaints there (except that we couldn’t land him on the leafs prior to his new contract). i don’t think tavares comes close to stamkos (at this point anyways). what say you 2-4-6-0-1?

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Tavares might be as good point-wise as Stamkos eventually…. but that Stamkos shot… that’s just not something you can teach.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

And what does Valjean have to do with it?

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by Be26 on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

If you didn’t get Daigle’d on your #1 pick, i think you made out alright.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

he’s a very good player. Comparable stats to Kessel. He just turned 21 4 months ago. Easily the best of that draft class. Matt Duchene is close though.

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by Chuck Diesel on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, as you mention he plays alongside a bunch of nobodies, more or less.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 8:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Moulson’s not bad. Got 22 goals already. I’d take him on my team. And Okposo is underachieving, Kulemin-like. Tavares just has not shown the same ability to single-handedly dominate that Crosby or Stamkos has, so if there’s disappointment it would be relative to those expectations

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by T is for Truculence on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

tavares + lupul + kessel = pretty pretty pretty….. pretty good.

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

It would take all the tea in China… all of it.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

The New York Islanders trade John Tavares to the Toronto Maple Leafs in exchange for the entire funding of a new arena on Long Island, plus a 6th round draft pick in 2014.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Ahem, ‘Cash Considerations’

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by PKSube on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooooo yeah i’m going to have to disagree with you there…. we’ll give you the chump-change for the arena, but the draft is awfully deep this year so we’re not willing to part with that 6th rounder.

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 AM EST up reply actions  

All it would take would be Lupul + Kessel + At least a first rounder or two!

….oh wait

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Recall that Brian Burke really wanted to trade up for Tavares. He wasn’t able to do so and instead he later traded for Phil Kessel. Would you trade Kessel for Tavares?

I probably would. In Tavares’ first 2 seasons in the NHL he had 24 and 29 goals and this year he is on pace for 33. He had 54 points in his rookie season, 67 in year two and is on pace for 83 this season. Those numbers tell me his development curve is going just fine considering he isn’t working with much on the Islanders. Kessel will pass 67 points this season for the first time in his career, his 6th season in the NHL.

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by HockeyAnalysis on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 AM EST up reply actions  

I would trade Kessel for Tavares straight up. Islanders wouldn’t.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 AM EST up reply actions  

It would hurt to do it because I love Kessel, but a few games of Johnny T would soothe those issues.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 AM EST up reply actions  

T as a big centre… yea I’d do it.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

is it safe to say that he hasn’t quite lived up to the hype?

Come again?

54pts (20g) as a rookie (should have won Calder)
67pts (29g) as a sophomore
48pts in 47 games (19g) on pace for 84 points (33g) in his third season. That would’ve been 8th best in the entire NHL last season. 8th! And all while a member of one of the worst teams in the NHL and surrounded by slubs. Tavares is elite, crazily so. He’s easily a 100pt player on a bubble team.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah but hes not in the top 25 so

by Ben Schnell on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah the guy who wrote that is delusional.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

but the stats man, the stats

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

If I was in Connecticut I would buy you a beer for this comment. I wish I could rec it 100 times

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

throw* mother fucker. Need to finish the coffee before I post anymore.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Either that, or more corn liquor.

Ma! Whar’s that jug? Imma postin’.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

being an engineer means you CAN’T SPELL

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

He would fit right in on the Leafs with other players who get no love, being picked last and overated and such.

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by Eterrible on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

54pts (20g) as a rookie (should have won Calder)

What, so defensemen should never win the Calder ever?

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:30 AM EST up reply actions  

I still say Tavares was the better player that season. Myers had a great year but not the best amongst rookies.

Rask actually is the one who I think should’ve won…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

looks at past 2 Calder winning goalies

Yes, i agree. Rask should have won the Calder.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

hmm bruins goalie won the calder… aww fuck we’d’ve traded for him wouldn’t we…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s been the best player from his draft year and he’s on pace for 85 points in just his third year. That’s pretty impressive. He’s also a better scorer at this age than Kessel, Toews, and others were.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Tavares

IMHO I think that Moulson is more advanced than JT right now. If I was Wilson I would put my best players on Moulson and JT.

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 10:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Moulson better than Tavares? Moulson is the perfect candidate for a WOWY study. Middling player who was so-so in the AHL. Plays with John Tavares and all of a sudden he starts potting 30 goals.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow-Wee that sounds like an interesting study.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

With or Without You

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

i like pronouncing acronyms.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

I like U2

(no i don’t)

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

very few people do and even fewer should

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Bah, anyone who wrote Zooropa can’t be bad.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Achtung Baby is a frigging masterpiece.

Apologies for what they became later.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I like U2 up to and including Achtung Baby. Not wild about what they’ve done since.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, yeah, people who don’t like that album have an agenda. Which is why I always bring up Zooropa.

In honesty, they never should have written Pop. Their career was pretty damn respectable up until then.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Can’t fault a band for trying new things, which ironically is the problem most people have with Nickelback

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by T is for Truculence on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That they don’t try new things /clarification

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by T is for Truculence on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

They should try welding

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Or defecation.

They seem to be overflowing.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or, they shouldn’t have rushed out a half-baked version of Pop. But at least you can use all the single mixes/greatest hit remixes to assemble a version presumably closer to what they had in mind.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Pre-1995 U2 was pretty good.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

When they first landed, they were the bomb. New Year’s Day was brilliant, as was Joshua Tree.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

(From Wikipedia)
U2 have released 12 studio albums and are among the best-selling music artists, having sold more than 150 million records worldwide. They have won 22 Grammy Awards, more than any other band.

Yup, sounds to me like a terrible band that no one likes.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 1:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re like Nickelback, tens of millions of records sold but you can’t find anyone who’ll admit they own one.

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I own multiple U2 albums and the first Nickelback album.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

so disappointed.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I was young.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Also, I have no problem admitting things like that

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

WHO FUCKING CARES WHAT ALBUMS PEOPLE OWN?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re new to the internet, right?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Street cred man, you gotta look cool on the internet.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I think I own three U2 albums, all from the 1980s, and I’ll gladly defend their quality.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I bought the best of 80’s-90’s and 90’s-00’s.
They have so many great great songs

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I own one. Joshua Tree is a really good album. They have a few other good ones in the 80s too, but I wouldnt pay to see them or anything. Not a fan, just like some of their music a bit.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I own their greatest hits album, and that’s it. I went through a phase a few years ago where I listened to them pretty regularly. Not so much anymore.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not really a greatest hits kind of guy. If a band cant make one very good album, they’re worthless to me.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I went through a stage where I bought a bunch of greatest hits albums… Pearl Jam and the Matthew Good Band are the ones that stand out to me. Just as a way to get a sample of music from bands I might be interested in. I now own every Matthew Good Band and Matthew Good solo album and five Pearl Jam albums… I never bought a U2 album.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

MGB put out great albums – Beautiful Midnight and Audio of Being are excellent.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM EST up reply actions  

A lot of people don’t like Audio of Being, and I recall Matt in an interview saying that MGB stuck together for one too many albums and he regretted recording Audio. Personally it’s one of my favourites.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He said it was “the sound of a band imploding” or something to that effect. It definitely sounds like it, but all that terrible mess just ended up fueling creativity. I don’t think he hates it, he’s been covering songs from it live for a long time.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw him at Bayfest when I was in high school, before I really liked MGB. “Carmelina” was the only song I could name… that would’ve been right after MGB broke up and he was touring solo. I really wish I could go back and rewitness that concert, I’d appreciate it infinitely more now (and try to get my drawing of him signed!)

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw him at a free show in Ottawa – about 100 people only. Fuckign amazing. Turns out he was hopped up on pills the whole time though.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw him a few days after WLRRR came out, and it was kind of disappointing because almost the entire set was songs from the two solo albums and there were very few MGB songs in the set.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I became a huge MGB fan first and then discovered most of his solo stuff, and it definitely took me a bit of time to warm up to. A bit like with Gord Downie. OH! That’s the other greatest hits CD I bought- Tragically Hip- Yer Favourites.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve also got a signed vinyl copy of Avalanche.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I own 9 Matthew Good (Band) records, if you include EPs and singles.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh you’ve got me there. I don’t own any of the singles.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I really wish Raygun was longer, every song is phenomenal.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

DMB rules. I saw the Caravan this summer in NYC.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

DMB =/= Matthew Good Band

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoever the fuck that is.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I always confuse the two.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

About the same time as Matt Good and Dave Matthews there was also Matthew Sweet. what a confusing time.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

There is also a “Matt Good” from some crappy emo band.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

crappy emo band? does not parse.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, someone call the redundancy police!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

but oh man. it was fun to be engulfed by crappy emo in the late 90s early 2000s. there wasn’t much good music to be had, so it might as well be bad and whiny.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Matthew Good = Genius
Matthew Sweet = Most Excellent Songwriter.
Dave Matthews = Douchenozzle

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Cody Hodgson too

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by Isosceles Kramer on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Matthew Good might be a genius, but he’s also a douchenozzle.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Matthew Sweet, that one tremendous incredible album.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Only one of the best Canadian musicians around.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been mad hooked on Trombone Shorty since you mentioned them to me. Got both albums. Fantastic.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, how fucking good is he? So good.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s nuts. There are some great youtube playlists of him live – and I hate youtube playlists.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny thing is, he’s better on the trumpet.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the only album I find disappointing is White Light Rock and Roll Review. Not that it’s bad, but Avalanche was so much better. The new is one is decent as well.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

went to my cottage with my buddies about 7 years ago. In the middle of the night they came into my room with the CD player and cranked Alert Status Red at full blast to wake me up. I was so drunk I turned it off thinking it was an alarm clock. The next morning, I was like, did you guys hear alert status red in the middle of the night?

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You could apply the same logic to Nickleback. I personally don’t have a problem with their music and really don’t understand all the hate

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by Ghostsof on Jan 24, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

To you and lucc:

I’m not saying that record sales are a great indicator of musical talent, my point was more addressed to the “very few people like them” comment, as record sales seem to be a pretty good indicator of how many people do like them.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I DON'T LIKE SOMETHING THEREFORE NO ONE ELSE DOES!

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

If you check a Hock Shop or any used CD place, you will find A LOT of used Nickelback for sale, as well as Brittney and Celine Dion. Evidently, people don’t like them enough to keep they stuff they spent money on. You know, disposing the evidence and all that.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, look I’m not one of the Nickelback/U2 haters. I don’t like their music but I can see why a lot of people do. I mean U2 used to be a decent band IMO but nowadays they’re just hanging around still. And Nickelback makes good simple heavy-ish rock music, but it’s generic to a fault. Somehow the act of actively hating on these bands became a sort of non-internet-generated meme, people just do it because everyone else does it.

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I was trying, in my own bass ackward way, to agree with you on this one

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by Ghostsof on Jan 24, 2012 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t mind that one song they did way back when. But then they released about 80 ‘new’ songs that all sounded like that one song, and all 80 got extensive, extensive radio time. Even a great song can be ruined by overplaying; a mediocre song overplayed becomes hateraid.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Macarena and Who Let the Dogs out were both #1 singles. Popularity is not a gauge of quality

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

See above.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

“One” is a brilliant song

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The rest of And Justice For All is pretty good too.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I see what you did there

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha I immediately thought of Metallica too… which other “One” song is there?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

One by U2….

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

D’oh! U2, extreme brain fart.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Elton John has ‘The One.’

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, there’s Harry Nilsson’s (covered by Aimee Mann in Magnolia).

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

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Thats an interesting study. Back in the day Darryl Sittler was paired with Lanny McDonald and people might have argued at that time that the pairing of him with Sittler was as you called it the WOWY affect but Lanny Went on to show that he was as good a player.

I think sometimes these pairings bring out the “hidden talent” that a player has ~ For Instance ~ Eric Lindros with John LeClair

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That kind of study would be better used on Errol Thompson who was the other mainstay on that line. He scored 40 the year he played with Sittler and McDonald. The following season he was moved around more and topped-out at 20-something.

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Very Cool Facts there Jean Valjean. Maybe you or Skinnyfish could do a Fanpost about the WOWY factor.

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Moulson can finish – he can score if he’s right out in front or whatever, but he needs someonebetter than him on his line to do so (e.g. Tavares)

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Moulson is also 28.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

the grass is mostly brown right now.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

and it is kind of gray outside…

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

and Captain Obvious has been kind of cryptic lately…

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Core players

I wrote about the the guys I think should be part of the core moving forward

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by Curt S on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 AM EST reply actions  

I like how you’ve separated the keepers from the bait and while I mostly agree with the bait, I think Lombardi has proven he’s a capable bottom 6 forward who probably can excel on the PK under “other” circumstances.

Still, I do believe Bozak and Liles/Franson should be moved.

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by JeanValjean on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree with some of your core players, but not a bad reasoning for the list.

Kulemin is an interesting case… RW is defending his poor offensive play by praising his defensive play (like many here)… I spoke a while ago that I think his “superior” defensive play has been a bit overrated for a while (since it used to be great and has since fallen to “not a liability”). His boardwork continues to be fantastic however.

My question is – does that parlay into a big raise for Kulemin? Drew Stafford got a pretty substantial payday when he had his 17.3% shooting breakout season, and that contract is looking pretty bad right now. What if Kulemin’s agent is looking for something similar? I have faith in Burke’s RFA negotiation skills, but I worry that Leafs will end up paying 3.5 – 4M over 5 years for a defensive forward, who may or may not be a 3rd line guy depending on how RW feels like blending the lines.

I guess my point is…. I’m not sure I include either Grabovski (may be trade bait… I hope not) or Kulemin in the Leafs “core”.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:18 AM EST up reply actions  

they Kulie is playing this year, there’s no way he gets 3.5 million.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I might be undervaluing Kulemin, but if we’re going to resign him, I’d be happy with him around the $2M range.

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by MLS on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Qual offer is 2.35M. He’ll get more than that.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

It’ll still be a raise on 2.35M… How much more than that we have to trust in Burke.

Is 3M an okay number for a defensive forward? If we call him a 15G 45P guy who is great along the boards… is that $3M?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s Army pretty much. So less because Army got the UFA increase in price.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

2.5-2.75 seems about right. Maybe 3, but only if they’re willing to bank on this just being a bad season he is unlikely to repeat.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree, I think Kuli and Grabbo have to be dropped to the “like to keep” as this team doesn’t NEED them moving forward and if needed to facilitate a good trade it’d be okay.

Also I would like to keep Franson. He’s young, cheap, big and shown to be a solid bottom pairing guy with reasonable 2nd pairing upside.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Also I would like to keep Franson. He’s young, cheap, big and shown to be a solid bottom pairing guy with reasonable 2nd pairing upside.

Me too – but this also exactly why he’d be valuable in a trade, if it came to that.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

These good young players shouldnt be moved for anything but a unicorn. I know I say it often, but I don’t want any more third liners, no matter how big and fast, if it means giving up young talented assets.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Exactly, which is why I would move him to the “like to keep” not the trade bait section. In my mind the like to keep are the players who you’d keep 9/10 times but would add to make the trade the tenth time.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 AM EST up reply actions  

actually let me change the meaning

That 9/10 thing is the untouchables as even Kessel and Dion could be moved if say Nashville offered Weber for Dion and a 1st (never happen but still).

The would like to keep are the players you try to keep out of deals until there is no other choice. For instance if someone was trying to get Gardiner, we’d counter with Blacker+.

The trade bait are the people you are actively offering in deals right now

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

For me, there are only 2 core guys right now. Kessel and Phaneuf. For better or for worse, those are the two guys Burke has brought in to build the team around. Everyone else, for the time being, are parts in the puzzle, not the table the puzzle sits on.

One great year is not enough to move Lupul into that core but if he is duplicating this season next year then this time next year you sign him to a 4 or 5 year contract extension and make him part of the core.

For everyone else, they are still auditioning for core parts. As of yet, none have proven themselves to be core players or irreplaceable parts.

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by HockeyAnalysis on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I actually think that this year may be a good year to trade Lupul, since he’ll most likely be past his prime by the time we’re ready to compete for the Cup.

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by MLS on Jan 24, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I just don’t see Burke doing that at all….0% chance, even if it might be the right move. he brought him in to be a “playoff performer” and selling him now would be a message that we don’t want to get into the playoffs this year. Just aint happening, since Wilson’s job is on the line.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t either, I’d just like it to be done. Perhaps another good season for Lupul will really increase his trade value to teams buying at next year’s deadline

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by MLS on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

No one would offer what Lupul’s value is to the Leafs right now, most discussions would be non-starters.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Lupul would be a last resort to get a deal done for a big name like Rick Nash. Although no matter what I don’t think Burke would send him back to Anaheim that would be too mean

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus Pronger is injured so he’s not going anywhere.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

His career is probably done, barring some miracle.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Philadelphia Flyers – insanely talented players, horrific cap management.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

They are going to be one of 2 teams pushing hard for the free bullet with the new CBA again…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

No way a new CBA gets approved without such an amnesty.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Which kind of sucks for the Leafs who have done the “spirit and not the letter of the CBA” thing since Burke arrived

Question is – does Kovalchuk see the open market again? Lecavelier?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

both would be good drops for their teams cap wise.

player wise I don’t know if TB would let go Vinny without an agreement he resigns with a lower cap hit, i don’t see them letting him walk under any circumstances

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

No way either of those teams can afford to buy out those players. New Jersey is broke as shit and Tampa Bay is barely treading water.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe Ehrhoff… who else has a stupid-long contract

Brad Richards?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Sather still GM? then NYR keep Richards.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Can’t wait to play “who gets hit”. Luongo, Kovalchuk, Bryzgalov, Redden, DiPietro…so many fun candidates!

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes
No
Yes
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No

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

DP is definitely gone

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn’t Isles WANT the buyout cap hit though so they can stay above the minimum artificially?

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

With the buyout they’d almost be able to just pay Tavares and their AHL team and say they were above the minimum

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

No way Long Island can afford $40.5M in buyout.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Its more than they’re currently paying him because there’s no way his contract is insured.

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er… less. Whichever.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t the consensus that it’s not?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

if it is, I’ll get out my roflcopter while putting on my lolerskatez.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Hilarious cap-manipulation tactic – all shitty contracts are traded to the Leafs (w/ sweetners) who immediately buy them out without a cap hit penalty.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

So the Leafs would essentially be doing a Lombardi deal several times (i.e getting a player that we actually want in return for taking on a horrible contract)

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Or similar to when we acquired all those injured players at the trade deadline for a 4th round pick a few years ago.

KOLZIG

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

he was almost as legendary for us as Martin Skoula.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Not that the Leafs got away with that, since they were forced to forfeit that pack as punishment for irregularities involved in the Jonas Frogren signing.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I strongly suspect Burke knew about the penalty before he acquired the pick.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that was a Fletcher manevour

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by Redonred on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

The Frogren signing was Fletcher, but the Tampa trade was Burke. The league penalized the Leafs on April 1, about a month after the trade deadline deal that netted the Leafs that fourth rounder.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

He also said at the time that the reason for the trade “Would be made clear later”

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, maybe they gave him a heads-up before the official announcement. But as I recall, the punishment seemed to come from out of the blue, six months after the Frogren thing seemed to be settled. It all seemed a little too coincidental.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It might have been something like “We’re probably going to fine you a fourth rounder, but if you don’t have one we’ll work something else out”

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That 4th rounder could have been the next Reimer… or the next Frattin!

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Gomez, Savard, Pronger….

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

It would make for a hell of a FA season.

I didn’t play close enough attention last time there was a buyout amnesty situation

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah to be fair there coudl be a good value pickup from one of those guys that gets bought out

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

punishing teams that managed their cap and contracts well, like us. Guess we could get rid of Komi if we wanted, but I doubt Burke does any such thing for a guy he signed.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I know Lambo has been hot lately but if we’re getting out of contracts for “Free”?

Goodbye Armstrong, Komisarek, Lombardi.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

doubt Armstrong goes, 3 million is overpay but not by that mcuh, and we can easily absorb him on LTIR if he’s injured again. I also doubt its any contracts you want – I’d say the limit would have to be no more than 2. The NHLPA will probably fight it anwyays.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:07 AM EST up reply actions  

1 year left. You don’t buy out contracts with 1 year left.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Buying out Lombardi, Komisarek, Armstrong frees up $11M in cap space.

I’d absolutely buy those contracts out.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:14 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d buy out Komi and probably Lombardi, Army I leave. As Skinny said, he has one year left, and besides as I mentioned he’s only overpaid by a bit. He’s good when healthy.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

yep and if he’s hurt hes on LTIR and we can replace his cap hit.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

$11M.

Lombardi also only has 1 more year.

With $11M in cap space, Leafs could actually submit competitive offers for Top tier free agents.

I dunno that seems worth it to buy out a few 3rd liners and a depth d

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

good luck replacing someone like Army for less than 1 year and 3 mil.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Sign me for league minimum, I could do the same job Army did this year

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

after you literally die, do you go on the LTIR or the retired list?

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re traded to the Sens.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

but Chelios never played for them and he was clearly dead

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Deaths null contracts.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

So Chelios was playing for free?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m very okay with putting Crabb in his place (as a lesser version) for $700k.

Big picture. $11M.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Love Crabb-Shack.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Good thing he’s not feeling as Crabby as he did at the last practice.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Except that the buyout amnesty period would be around September and free agency starts July 1st. Teams can only exceed cap by what, 10-15% in the summer?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Logistics might fuck it up – but wouldn’t other teams be doing something similar if they expected a buyout period?

Maybe FA’s wait when more teams can bid up their contract?

I honestly don’t know how it would work.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Free Agents want to get paid and if teams wanting buyouts want to wait, FAs will just sign with the teams that will sign checks in July.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

See, I'm not sure.

If I’m a player agent and I know VAN really wants to buy out of Luongo’s contract to create cap space for my client, I use that as leverage in negotiations with every other team.

Many agents might be willing to wait until the playing field opens up from a capspace perspective.

I’m just spitballing here… seems like an option. Interesting offseason coming up to say the least.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

And then you wait all summer for Vancouver to sign you, all the open spots fill up, and all of a sudden the season is starting and you don’t have a job.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I get it. But the sheer magnitude of available space might be enticing. I used that as one example – that’s $5M opening up.

But if say, 15 teams were creating a similar amount of space? 15 x $5M = $75M more cap space supply in the market to work with.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

But think about it, if the CBA goes through without the amnesty or with a modified one then that player is screwed for waiting.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Or if the cap goes down.

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Kessel, Phaneuf, Gardiner, Franson. That’s it.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow, Franson a core player? Interesting. That’s the first time I think i’ve heard that view.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he means Gunnarson

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe he meant Luke Schenn.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

a young offensive d-man? Hell I’d actually add Gunnarson as key player – moveable, but only at a high price given his RFA status and incredible play.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Carl Gunnarsson is a linchpin defenseman. He can play with anyone in any situation and be just fine. You don’t lose a guy like him because you simply can’t acquire a guy like him on the FA market.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

especially not an RFA at his cost. Apologies for using the word, but he is a clutch player. Made huge defensive plays last night to break up plays.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I think he’s just awesome always, and we notice it more when it counts.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

More than clutch, I’ll just call him consistent. Regardless of situation, he plays well.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Gunnarsson is teh best

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Second best defenceman the leafs have

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Kadri not on your list, I’m kinda shocked

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

ugh reminds me of the pre-season game I went to in Ottawa where a bunch of racist rednecks were yelling about Kadri all game until I told them to shut the fuck up.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

they mostly shut up after that, I was mostly ashamed all the sens fans around me just let him go on and on with his anti-Muslim crap.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

sens fans

Ah, this explains a lot.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 1:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Naw, Sens fans are usually pretty respectable bunch. This is a government town afterall. But after a period of them calling him out I just wouldnt put up with their shit.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Would it be racist if Kadri lets rip a clapper and Bowen says “and Kadri lets a bomb fly from the point”

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

only if you want it to be

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s wrong about using the word bomb to describe the action of a Canadian?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Nothing I don’t think it would be because Bowen’s used it for Dion many times before… I was wondering if others thought it would be…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Whats wrong with you

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

a lot of things, but it was actually a friend of mine who brought that up last week while we were watching a game. I personally think its nothing at all because that saying is used all the time, however he thinks some Muslim group who doesn’t follow hockey would make a big deal out of it, even though there is nothing wrong imo.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

a friend of mine

One of those lines you use when embarassed to admit it’s actually you?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Liar. You have no friends.

Come clean.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The first five or so games after the ASG are so important they’ll really dictate the race to the finish. A home and home with pittsburgh, a game vs. Winnipeg and a game vs. Ottawa.

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 AM EST reply actions  

Ugh, let’s hope Kessel goes in full Beast-mode after the ASG like last year.

C’mon Chara, pick him last.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Best case scenario → Leafs win all the games and may be in 4th/5th place 5 games after the ASG
Worst case Scenario → Leafs lose most of the games and are 5 or so points out of the playoffs in 10th place

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 AM EST up reply actions  

It wouldn’t be Maple Leafs hockey is there wasn’t a fine line between playoffs and a waste of a fucking season

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Make all the game matter!

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 8:55 AM EST up reply actions  

If this season comes down to the last 3-4 games I might suffer a heart attack at the age of 27

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree. Its been a long time that there was a fine line between playoffs and a waste of a fucking season at this point in the season.

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 9:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I know it feels good to say we are tied for 8th but if the playoffs happened today we would be out :(

by Ducky_22 on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 AM EST reply actions  

Ya, “tied for 8th” is all smoke and mirrors, need moar wins.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 AM EST up reply actions  

If we win tonight and so does Boston (likely) we are in 8th if Buffalo wins as well we are in 7th.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Go Buffalo! Yeah, going into the ASG week off with a couple wins wouild be nice. Then hopefully Kessel gets picked last, and becomes an even stronger god.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s fun to laugh at Buffalo but if they get a Top 5 pick I’m going to be sad watching him destroy the Leafs for years to come.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Until he demands a trade.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Jan 24, 2012 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

why be traded when you can get a 10 million dollar bonus? Or a 4.5 million deal with a career high of 36 points?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

tell me about it

i live in buffalo…. it’s been a great season for schadenfreude lol’z, but usually buffalo fans are annoying as F^&$. i hope they dig themselves out of draft-lotto position… sayyyyy 11th place or so.

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:22 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t believe Miller will stay this bad for the rest of the season. He can’t… right?

Right?

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

defense

myers is a huge guy, but young and inexperienced (despite his rookie of the year season)…. but the rest of the buffalo defence has been LAUGHABLE. maybe now that ehroff is coming back, things’ll turn around a bit? meh. imo miller’s been substandard since the olympics.

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Lucic destroying his face also didn’t help.

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by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Three head injuries in one year: NOT HELPING.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I know it’s not exactly the same but Reimer just hasn’t been his crazy amish goalie self since Gionta hit either.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Someone on DBTB is researching goalie concussions and running stats… it doesn’t look pretty.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah the sabres should dress rob ray at the next bruins game and allow him to spear the shit out of lucic. what an unbelievable asshole.

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Miller’s face was already destroyed. He’s got one eye an inch higher than the other, for crying out loud.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

It was really terrible when he was the only healthy member of the top 4. We were lobbying to play him 60 minutes a game because he could probably crawl around the ice faster than our 10th-string defensemen.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 AM EST up reply actions  

the sabres injuries have really been awful this year, not just for those players involved, but also the fact that the supporting cast has not come close to helping out (boyes, leino etc).

by magecanuck on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

#WorldsSmallestViolin

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope the draft Dumba for all the jokes

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Until they can’t build a team around him because Ehrhoff and Leino are signed forever.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I really hope Ovie does boycott the ASG so the NHL can suspend him for more games. He hasn’t been great this season, but the more games he’s out, the worse off Washington is. And the worse of Washington is, all the better for the Leafs

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 9:43 AM EST reply actions  

This guy gets it.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck washington and the whole SE division, it’s totally ridiculous FL gets 3rd place but their points would put them at 7th.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 AM EST up reply actions  

the question is, can we put Army onto their planes so they contract it?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Phil, Dion, and Lupul should smuggle Army into the ASG and rub him (using gloves and full quarantine procedures of course) on all of the other eastern conference players

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 AM EST up reply actions  

It will murder by fantasy team but help the Leafs… I’m all for it.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Also, Here’s hoping Heatley gets put in as the next guy to go to the ASG, therefore making project mayhem a rousing success.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Koivu may still go. If he doesn’t though, COME ON HEATER!

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 AM EST up reply actions  

All I’ve heard is that he’s definitely not going.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 AM EST up reply actions  

eeeeeeeeeeeee

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

HEATER
HEATER
HEATER

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

HE’S A FUCKIN ALL-STAR

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Was there ever a conclusion about whether players are paid per day during the season or per game?

I was doing reading for my international tax course and realized it makes a distinction based on U.S Source income ( a Canadian player would be taxed more for a road trip with a number of days off across the U.S than he would if he played 2 or 3 games during a 7 or 8 day road trip, based on my rough math)

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 9:56 AM EST reply actions  

but they are still getting paid by a canadian team into their canadian bank account. Are you telling me someone who has to travel to the states a couple of days a month because of work has to pay more taxes for those days?

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes. Though I’m assume he’s talking about the tax on out-of-state workers so it probably doesn’t apply to off days.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s services performed in the U.S, and it’s not de minimis (less than $3,000). Plus with the amount of games any player has to play in the U.S (even for a Canadian team) they’re in the U.S for a significant number of days per year.

I haven’t read the U.S/Canada tax treaty yet, but otherwise yeah, they would be taxed for games played in the U.S

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

US players can pay US taxes only and forgoe canadian ones, I do believe. As a US citizen I have to file taxes in the US regardless of whether I pay them here. Another silly american law I guess.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m mostly talking about the problems of Canadian players in the NHL. The U.S taxes income derived from services provided in the U.S. An NHL contract has been ruled in the past to be a service contract. So a Canadian player would be liable for taxes in the U.S for all games played in the U.S (but not for games played in Canada), unless the tax treaty (which I can’t find at the moment) says otherwise (which based on the case law I’ve read it doesn’t)

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m sure there is some sort of clause so they only pay taxes in their place of residence. At least Marek was talking about how Vinny doesn’t pay any income taxes by playing in Florida, but would pay 40% in quebec.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Nope, not only that, hockey players likely have to file tax returns in every state the play in (provided they made more than $3,000 while in that state)

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

That is kinda ridiculous

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve done a professional hockey players’ Candian tax return.

The best way to illustrate what happens is that for tonight’s game, they will basically not pay 1/82 of their salary in Canadian tax, but will be subject to New York state tax.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok that’s what I thought

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

that sounds complicated, but then again, I rarely do my own taxes, so what do I know.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember reading a story a few years back that basically every NHLer needed an accountant because they were filing taxes in like 10 states a year.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

If you earned over a million dollars per year, would you spend your time doing taxes, anyway?

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by JP Nikota on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

NHLers have as many accountants in different area codes as Ludacris has hoes.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Should be 2 points in the Favor of the Maple Leafs over the Islanders tonight.

I predict a 4-2 Maple Leafs win.

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

That’s not even a Gustavsson shutout. Way to aim low!

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by Brunswick Bruiser on Jan 24, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

But yeah Phaneuf gets one of those goals and I think Grabbo gets two.

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by Brunswick Bruiser on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

If you get 7 shutouts a year thats high

Just to put it in perspective. I love when people make predictions. Its 90% of the time their fav team winning by a shutout. LOL

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

only if Tavares is single-handedly responsible for both goals.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

So a few thougths about last night:
The first period was, in my opinion, the best period Kadri has played all year. Smart with the puck, drove the net and played well in his own zone.
Komisarek had a strong game. Played a reliable, safe game.
Phaneuf/Schenn/Gunnar- Phenomenal. They were physical with Tavares all night and shut him down. Great job against him

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:17 AM EST reply actions  

Overall

How does everyone feel about the Phaneuf-Schenn pairing right now?

It looks like the Leafs have lost a bit of Dion offense because of it, but Schenn hasn’t looked this good in a while.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I really like the idea of playing Schenn exclusively at ES with Phaneuf. Shelters him and allows him to get a little bit more comfortable and benefit from playing with Dion.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions  

If losing a bit of Dion’s offense to make him better defensively, I’m good with that.
As for the pairing, it speaks volumes that Gunnar was put out there with Dion in the 3rd, unless of course they were double shifting him

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I think Schenn still looks pretty bad and Dion is doing a very good job of covering for him.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Wasn’t thrilled with Schenn’s puck movement – three or four times in the first period alone, he was directly responsible for the Leafs’ breakout failing or almost failing. If I were playing against the Leafs, I’d forecheck Schenn like there was no tomorrow. But, he used his strength well, and was part of the reason Tavares got so few chances in the mid slot and in close.

In short, there’s a reason he didn’t play for the last 8 minutes of the game.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Off the puck Schenn was fantastic last night, with the puck it was like watching someone play russian roulette

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Just so much time with him hunched over, looking like he was using someone shorter’s stick, kicking the puck around in his feet, then losing it.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

That was amazing, my favourite dgb joke in a while

by munniec on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

I lost a lot of respect Timmy T.
Wish that ignorant, rich hockey players wouldn’t get political.

by PhilSpecter on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

especially for events that have nothign to do with politics.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, he needed to suck it up and go but the Boston media, as always, is no better. Stop whining about him being selfish. He’s the reason the Bruins won the Cup and is entitled to make stupid decisions like that if he wants.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t call it selfish, but I would call it stupid and counter-productive. As I said yesterday, if George W. Bush had wanted to congratulate me for something and it was not at all a political event, I’d absolutely go whether or not I agree with his policies, because when the president asks to do such a thing you listen.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed, but there’s no reason for the Bruins media to whine about it. He’s an MVP and the best goalie in hockey, and no matter how stupid his decisions are, he’s entitled to make them.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, it’s massachussetts and they’re a pretty liberal bunch so I do understand why they flipped out, even if I disagree with them doing it.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Thomas refuses to go to all star game because it glorifies the 1% of elites

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, rich people shouldn’t have personalities or do anything that we don’t pay them to.

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by AM18 on Jan 24, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

according to our buddy birky, Dreger said dont expect MacArthur to be a leaf much longer. COuld be dumped for a pick.
SALARY DUMP LEAFS ARE GETTING GETZLAF OMG

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:31 AM EST reply actions  

last part added by me

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Either way. Because on the internet, all speculation is considered fact.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

when did dreger say that?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Right now, MacA’s a 3rd round pick. Last deadline he was a 1st. At the draft, his RFA rights were a 2nd. Who was it last night that said I’m always right? /sigh

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

You did.
I said you were right one time.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

3rd rounder would be disappointing. I’d want at least a second for him.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

well, not “at least”. No one gives up a first for him without being drunk on the phone with Burke. But a second would be good.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

yes, but we’ve also gotten goals out of him etc.
its not like he’s been in the minors

by Ben Schnell on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

you certainly weren’t the only one advocating for his trade. some were certainly more vocal about their desire to keep him around than others.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

actually, Burtch and I were going to have an “Even Stephen” about this very issue. I was coming down hard on the side of ‘trade him now’. Burtch, not surprisingly, was strongly against it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:28 AM EST up reply actions  

We should make a score board.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I have decided I want the Leafs to try and trade everything for John Tavares.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahhaaha

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

YOU LEAVE MY UNICORN DREAMS ALONE.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure that’s the only place they can live….in dreams

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

…and the dark forest.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought unicorns were more . . . Fluffy.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

We can get you a rhino, they are just obese grey unicorns .

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re just saying that because you became fully erect at the idea of Lupul-Tavares-Kessel

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll be whatever I want to do.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Me too

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by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

So everyone who was scared MacArthur was a 1 hit wonder were… right?

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s back to producing at his career numbers, which means no more assists.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Well the whole MKG line has lacked production, and the PP has dried up.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Put Gus on the PP, that will fix it.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Assist wise: yes, he’s fallen way off. For goals, he’s still pretty much on pace for last year’s total.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

His underlying numbers are still good. He can’t pick up any assists because he’s had lousy linemates for much of the season. If Kulie wasn’t slumping so badly, MacArthur’s numbers would probably have looked a lot more like last year’s.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Story of Mac’s career.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

this is the XML feed for the Mike Richards show. Dreger starts about MacArthur at the 7:40 mark of the Blue Breakfast segment. Simmonds and Richards are joking about MacArthur being invisible and Richards says he’s still on the team. Dreger interjects and says he may not be for much longer. Later mentions moving him for a pick or pick + player.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Fine by me. I won’t miss him, plus dumping him for a pick would free up a roster spot for Frattin.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

that may be the idea they are going with.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If MacArthur gets traded as the set-up for another move that requires the Leafs to take on salary, I might be OK with it. If the Leafs are literally just trying to off-load him, I think that’s dumb.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

I can’t imagine that with the Leafs in the hunt for a playoff spot Burke would just be dumping contracts without taking on something better.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

NO MORE SET UP MOVES. NO. NO. NO. NO.

Last time Burke tried that he failed on making the other one in a timely fashion: Lebda/Kaberle,

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I meant more along the lines of how Burke had to line up Blake/Toskala for Giguere in order to clear cap space to acquire Phaneuf. Two deals essentially at once.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

And

Don’t forget about moving Kubina so he could sign Komisarek.

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by JP Nikota on Jan 24, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I console myself by telling myself we actually moved Kubina to free up the cap room to sign Beauchemin.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Then Beauchemin was turned into Lupul and Gardiner. Great move in revisionist history

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

That sounds like a great concept for an SNL skit.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

“Great Moves in revisionist history”

That cab driver doesnt hit the brakes in front of Harold Ballard in 1964

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by Matt_Roberts on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The islanders announcers are really tolerable.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions  

Except the one guy who sounds like someone doing an impression of Brian Burke.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

well, i mean they’re kinda boring as they put me to sleep, but nothing they said made me want to bash my head on the wall, like the CBC guys

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

if the Leafs make the playoffs, can we stage demonstrations outside the CBC to get Bob Cole back?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh man when the game switched to Winnipeg-Florida on Saturday hearing Bob Cole almost made me weep.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

oh that poor man

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

ah, Bob Cole and Harry Neale. What a duo!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re homerish, but last night were ok. Against rival teams they can be unbearable. When Billy Jaffe was calling games, they were among the best in the league. Then they canned him for some stupid reason.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

your mom’s tolerable

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

ON THE EYES

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

True dat.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

OH OH

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

…. creepy.

You’re not allowed to hang out with my mom alone any more.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Can I come hang out with her?

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

NO

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

=o(

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

You and Skinny should form a creepy dudes club

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

NECK BEARDS ONLY

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

like these guys?

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe it’s the constant losing seasons that beat you down.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I know, even after they fired their announcers for not being big enough homers.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

ok poll

Worst opposition announce team out there?
Personally its Penguins, Panthers and Bruins

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Bruins and Sabres are tied for worst to me

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I think it was a game against the Sabres this year where the announcers gave up on the game and started discussing Crabb’s name.

“He’s the Alaskan King Crab!”
“Ho ho ho, good one.”
“How many legs does a crab have, anyway?”
“Good question. I’ll look it up.”
5 minutes later:
“So I looked it up, crabs have 6 legs and 2 arms. So there we go.”
“Huh. So the arms are the ones with the big claws?”
“Yup.”
“Interesting.”

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Not going to lie, that’s awesome.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

They were so reluctant to start talking hockey again. It was very bizarre.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s been a long year for those guys

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by T is for Truculence on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I guess I’d be reluctant too.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha………that’s funny…………….I just hate that call man, the croaky, squealy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Hurts the ears.

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Sabres do have Harry Neil, him and Bob Cole were a great duo.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I admittedly don’t hate Jack Edwards as much anymore. I started following him on Twitter and I at least can respect the fact that, giant homer he may be, he loves the game and he often has a lot of positive things to say about opposing teams. It’s a lot better than listening to blowhards like Glen Healy.

Devils announcers are probably the most annoying homers out there.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s fun to watch when the Bruins are playing teams i don’t care about, unlike the other ones i don’t like who i would never watch under any circumstances.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

DON’T…..POKE…..THE BEAR

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s true, I like to listen to him making fun of the Habs.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That rant about hockey royalty and revolution was the most insane, half-baked crap ever…but because he was sticking it to the Habs, I can’t not love it.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

…Goes down as if shot! GET UP!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ottawa’s local announcers are pretty bad in terms of ability and homerism.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Montreal – can’t understand em

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

I love watching hockey in French, it’s great.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions  

i dislike it because i have no idea whats being & my experiences with french hockey announcers are watching games with my habs fans in-laws who don’t appreciate my Gomez taunting and pronouncing Darche as Douche

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Meh, I’d rather not understand most of the stuff spewed from sports announcers mouths

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

ha, true.

watching in a group, there’s rarely gaps in the talking for the announcers to get a word in anyway.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

that too

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

How dare you besmirch Randy Moller’s good name!

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

idiots

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Went to high school with him and his brother. total hockey lunkheads at the time *and they both made the NHL, so they were getting good value for the lifestyle they were living at the time), but I certainly respect that he’s turned out to be successful in his life after hockey

This space for rant...

by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Bruins
Carolina
Penguins
Ottawa (so bad TSN uses the Buffalo feed )
Red Wings

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

I forgot one important one so new top 5

Bruins
Anaheim
Carolina
Penguins
Ottawa (so bad TSN uses the Buffalo feed )

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Definitely Mickey and co. for FSD (Ken’s not so bad).

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Uh, Hockey Night in Canada

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:46 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Winner.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I just dont’ get it, i’m sure Hughson would rather keep homering it up for Canucks games.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s the bigger, better paying gig.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Last year I would have said the Devils when it was Doc and Chico because it was nothing but intolerable catch phrases, nasal shouting, and a small confused little man who could never make heads or tells of what he just saw.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

I always though doc was better on the Devils broadcasts because he was too busy carrying Chico to do anything really terrible.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

shAAAAHHHHHHHot
WAFFLEBOARD
drrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRIVE

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Canes. Capitals.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh the Capitals. So terrible.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

They’d be tolerable if they actually talked about what was happening during the game.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

It gets better if you know absolutely everyone’s nickname, because they never, ever call anyone by their last name.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t it the Rangers guy who sounds like he’s been smoking cigars his whole life, and his goal phrase is “HEEEE SHOOTS AND SCARRRSSSS”

that guy kinda sucks

by lucc on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s the Rangers radio announcer i believe. The Rangers TV announcer is the “Its a Power Play Goal!” guy.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate the sportsnet guy who basically says that also in all the highlights. “He comes in, he shoots, he skerrs”

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

For content? Colorado, Columbus.
For homerism? Penguins, Bruins
For voice? Jeanerette.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Worst voice has to be when Randorf does play-by-play for the Habs.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

When watching the Sabres, I never want Roy to score a goal, because it means Jeanerette is going to try and stab my ears.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Tampa’s announcers piss and moan about any penalty called against the Lightning.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Y’know, I can’t remember the last game I watched on a Tampa feed. I’ve definitely watched them play, just not usually on their feed, I guess. But if that nomination is in the “homerism” category, I’m not sure they’ll hold a candle to Pitt or BOS.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Tampa’s announcers are pretty lousy.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I cannot stand the Red Wings FSD crew. Mickey Redmond is awful.

On the other hand, I found that the Dallas crew was rather enjoyable to watch as an opposing fan. Personally, I would think that the Leafs crew is one of the better ones for an opposing fan to listen to

by m3smth on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dallas’ crew is fantastic.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I dunno, I've seen Bowen get pretty homerish. Not that I mind.

Most of what i’ve heard is that the Leafs production value is high (compared to a lot of other teams’) but the bias still exists.

It’s pretty hard to get away from.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

No doubt that he can get homerish, but he doesn’t really whine and complain about non calls like some announcers, which I find the most off putting. Plus, who doesn’t like to hear him yell ‘holy mackinaw?’

by m3smth on Jan 24, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy mackinaw, the alliterative names for starting goalies, that ‘nggggghh’ sound he makes when the Leafs make a huge mistake or get a weird bounce that leads to a goal against. Love it all.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Three things I could do without

1) The minute long stretches where he and Greg Millen don’t even pretend to call the game, they just giggle about some random joke like they’re baked out of their minds.
2) The fact that LeafsTV is by far the worst offender for putting up pointless graphics that say exactly what Bowen or Millen just told about and missing 3-4 seconds of the faceoff (Seriously, they were putting up graphics AS you could hear the puck drop), and Sportsnet is second worst.
3) Bob McGill

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

1) The minute long stretches where he and Greg Millen don’t even pretend to call the game, they just giggle about some random joke like they’re baked out of their minds.

This really bothers me sometimes. Like they’re spouting off inside jokes in front of a national audience.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

my wife commented about that the other day. i said it was no worse that the shit Regis and Cathy talk about in the morning. to which she replied ‘yeah, but that’s a talk show. the point is to blabber on about nothing for 30 minutes. these guys are supposed to be talking about hockey’.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t get too upset about it, but sometimes I’m just wondering if i’d rather hear silence / ice noise rather than their stories.

Luckily I’m usually drinking / listening to my own music for a bunch of games so it goes unnoticed more often than not.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, sometimes it’s ok. i’ve noticed it more lately though, which makes me think they’re doing it more or the stories are less funny.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 1:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked Bob last night. He made a few decent points

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

He talks like Will Ferrell in the SNL sketch where the guy can’t control the volume of his voice

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

FAIR? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FAIR. IMAGINE BEING AT A SCHOOL DANCE, SINGING ALONG WITH EVERYONE ELSE. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW. AND A LITTLE BIT SOFTER NOW. OR HOW ABOUT BEING IN THE PRIVACY OF A CHURCH CONFESSIONAL…..

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow. Well done

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mickey is definitely horrible. From a game two weeks ago where Detroit had a powerplay that was cut short a minute in by one of their own players took a 2 min. minor as well:

Both teams are 0 for 1 on the powerplay, but Detroit had an abbreviated powerplay.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I noticed this as well!

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 10:50 AM EST up reply actions  

the Islanders feed on Game Centre also looked AMAZING

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I watched it for a whole period before I feel asleep

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, last night’s game was boring.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d take that game over and over again the rest of the season.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, most hockey games make me sleepy. If I’m not doing something else while watching tv when it’s dark out… there’s a 70% chance I’m going to fall asleep in front of it.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

i usually listen to the radio and play video games if i’m alone.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

My heart races and palms sweat during every single game, unless we’re up by like two goals, and even then. I’m going to die super early.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Meth is a heluva drug.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ll rec a breaking bad pic/reference every fuckin’ time!

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

best show on TV.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

easily. I never knew Malcolm’s dad could be soooooo badass.

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

ITS JESSE PINKMAN, BITCH
Love this show

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

VRN loves it cause there is a character named GUS

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Is there? I didn’t even notice.

Is Gus the Chicken Guy?

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, Gustavo Fring.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not good at details for these things. I just always refer to him as Chicken Guy.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, he’s the bomb…

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

YOU ASSHOLES BETTER NOT BE SPOILING THE END OF SEASON 4 FOR ME

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t be a spoil sport.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s probably #3 for me, behind Mad Men and Castle.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven’t watched yet. Also Game of Thrones but things based on a book you’ve read are never as engaging.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I would highly encourage you to check it out, I really like it. But then again, I find the whole 1920s30s era fascinating on many levels…

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I will be doing that eventually, I’ve heard good things. I’m going to take a break from watching shows en masse for my Spring semester though and just watch things I’m already watching on TV. In the summer I will pick up a few series though and it’s on the list.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

watch game of thrones. my wife loves the books and loved the show. said it was incredibly well done

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

This. I read all the books, and the show holds up. purely awesome.

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I’ve watched it, I just meant I don’t usually think of it in my top shows and that’s probably due to having read the books. The show is awesome and really well done, have no complaints as a fan of SOIAF, but because it’s not original I guess I wouldn’t give it the same “kudos” as some other shows.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Mad Men and Breaking Bad are my #1A and #1B

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I wasn’t too impressed with season 3 of Breaking Bad, it was a whole lot of nothing until it had a pretty awesome final 2 episodes. Season 4 was a bit better but I still think it got a bit stale after the first 2 seasons. Mad Men I feel has kept itself fresh.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess i view them as 2 different shows. and relative to Dexter, BB has stayed remarkably fresh.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This last season of Dexter..jesus wtf was that

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

ive seen up to the end of 4, ive been warned to go no further

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoever warned you is correct

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I tell everyone to stop at 4.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Really they could skip 3 too

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

2 was the worst out of the first 4, Lila was an infuriatingly horrible character

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I didn’t like two that much either.

Really I only liked 1 and 4.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah..John Lithgow renewed my interest in the show

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

john lithgow rules

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

this

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

JL is a really nice guy too.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah he was great.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

he was great

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

it’s a bit of a cliff hanger to end on though, ill probably rent 5, it costs like 4 bucks for the whole season at the video store by my gfs

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

they still have video stores?

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Jumbo video is alive and well in Kingston……ok maybe not well, but it’s still there

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

FREE POPCORN
You could get like 5 movies for five days for five dollars or something back in the day. Used to rent the VHS of old wwf ppvs.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

the rental prices are really low still, i got the last season of the shield when i was there last time for a whole week for 7 bucks

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Another brilliant show. Same dude that do Sons of Anarchy.

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

no idea

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

When he changed that devil painting to have dexter’s face…I lost it

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

my socks stay fresh relative to Dexter.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you wear your socks for 4 years?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, not quite for four years..

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Haven’t watched Dexter yet, it’s now on Netflix so I’ll be checking it out this summer.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

season 3 is a bit on the bad side.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Agreed.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

it was a whole lot of nothing until it had a pretty awesome final 2 episodes.

Walking Dead was the same way. MAN was that last episode good tho

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the build up episodes, they make the faster paced episodes that much more intense

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed. there are ‘downer’ episodes and there are ‘upper’ episodes. you notice the effects of the uppers so much more as a result of the downers.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Laying the groundwork for all hell to break loose later on

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I liked this in the first 2 seasons, I just felt that in season 3 there were about 8 downers in a row.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Walking dead.

Four #1 shows…..

god I sound like a commenter for Mile High Hockey

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably the closest I've come to a heart attack

Was when the Leafs were playing the Habs to knock them out of the playoffs and potentially get in, themselves. Of course, then Scott Clemmensen happened. But that was one of the craziest games I’ve seen in a long time.

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by JP Nikota on Jan 24, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I was at that game, took years off my life for sure. Awesome though.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

that was a fantastic game.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

That night ended with me verbally assaulting my then estranged-father in a packed bar. Good times.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol, I actually fell asleep during the first intermission and woke up when Kessel scored in the 3rd.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I fell asleep after the 2nd and woke up and it was 3-0.

So much win.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Literally.

I generally never fall asleep during hockey games, but for some reason last night I was tired, and it was boring.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

They were good except for that one part where they said the Leafs and Islanders were equally in the playoff hunt.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 10:56 AM EST up reply actions  

For some reason, some commenters over at Lighthouse Hockey were saying similar things last night…. I’m not sure why.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Never took a high school math course.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

they were comparing Kadri/Tavares. those guys are nuts.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup. Tavares is a shit load better than Kadri

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Isles on pace for 76.77 points
Leafs on pace for 90.54.

Totally equally in the hunt :|.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I am operating under the assumption that those first 13 games never happened.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 11:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Anything against the Bruins.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:03 AM EST up reply actions  

You do realize that you are pretty much participating in a meme now, right?

by samspade on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

bork

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

There is a difference in what I am doing and a meme

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

(places hands under chin) Go on…

So, apparently I can now be followed.. but no stalking. @alsonamedphil

by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a meme to me.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Your face is a meme

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

on the floor
laughing
laughing very very hard

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

My outline isn’t that pixellated.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be acne then.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, we haven’t done much better than them since about mid-november. prior to last night both teams were basically .500 through that stretch.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

The islanders announcers are really tolerable terrible.

I fixed that for you.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Actually, I think they’re fine, but go ahead and change my words so they say the completely opposite of what I intended.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

i found them completely devoid of emotion. they also consistently forgot the names of about half the Leafs players.

I’ve watched US feeds all year and have enjoyed the majority of them. This was not one of them.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

that’s cool. Say that in your own words. Don’t try to “fix” mine.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

it was like a 4 letter change. not even a whole word.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Intent.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

clearly by completely changing the conclusion of your statement i’m attempting to disagree with you, not trying to put words in your mouth.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m gonna call you the mechanic. “Fixing” things that don’t need fixing

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait, my carburetor is broken? All I wanted was my tires rotated!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

There’s your problem!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

sounds like Sex Panther rides again tonight.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m torn. Part of me thinks he cant be too tired after last nights game, but the other says its a b2b and Reimer should start tonite

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think Reimer hurts the Leafs’ chances any, and this would be a great opportunity to give him a start without it seeming like Gus lost the net.

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by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

jonasTSN1050 Jonas Siegel
Gustavsson likely to start again tonight vs. Islanders. Wilson said “probably” when asked after the game.

Now he has to be starting, because if Reimer starts now Wilson will be a dirty liar.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Reimer seems genually happy to be winning games though, sideline or not

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

UGH

geniunely*

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

But....
I can almost guarantee that Reminer will start tomorrow in the 2nd half of the home and home against these lowly Islanders.
Hmmmm I don’t know. Maybe you play THE SAME TEAM in less than 24 hours, with the same shooters and the same Team tendencies?</blockquote
>Like I said, I can guarantee you Reimer will play tomorrow, (the 2nd half of a home in home, in less than 24 hours) and he will have his chance to take back his starting position then. And that is exactly why Gus starts today. Let me know if that made sense? Because I just explained the logic I think Wilson and Allaire, (apparently you don’t think Allaire pulls some strings here, which I know he does) is going with. Enjoy the game, and enjoy watching Reimer tomorrow. Think of me when he is named the starter after tomorrows light practice on Long Island :)

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

fucking html

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

o_O

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This guy

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

why isn’t

"I don’t read anything here but I know it’s all homerism"

the new tagline?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Huh; must have been a breakdown in intel between Toronto & Windsor.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:26 PM EST up reply actions  

We were lied to!

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I spotted his problem – he switched from an “almost guarantee” to an “Alfredsson guarantee”.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s alright, because of small sample sizes Gus will post a 32 25 save shutout and then will save 4 of 10 in the next game and everyone will write about how terrible he is.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d give Reimer the start. Let him get in a game in before the break, so he’s not off the ice for another 2 week stretch

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by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs could enter the All-Star break as high as 7th if they win tonight and NJ and WSH both lose. Do we call off the panic if that happens, or are we convinced that the Leafs have no chance to make the playoffs until they actually make it?

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:08 AM EST reply actions  

No, we won’t beat NJ for you, that will knock us out of the lottery.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I do realise that counting on the Sabres is not the wisest of propositions.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

We’re Leafs fans. The latter.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

The second one. I’m not calling shit until we clinch.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Personally, I always figured the leafs, if they made the playoffs would be in 7th or 8th. I dunno, they’re certainly not locks, but panicking never seems to make anything better.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:09 AM EST up reply actions  

weeeeeeee

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:10 AM EST up reply actions  

One thing I love about Montreal is that they call Clubs DISCOTECHQUES

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

They do make a pretty cool sound when they strike a burning cop car.

Oh, sorry, wrong type of club.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

And the library is the Bibliotheque… way cooler sounding.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

yet the librarians get all uppity if you play some music.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

The bibliothequians?

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Les bibliothécaire

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s not that we have no idea chance even if we win and WSH and NJD lose, it’s just that we lack players that can help make our spot a stronger guarantee. Given how weak the east is this year, we should be in solid 6/7.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve heard a lot of Leafs fans lately saying that the Leafs are already out of it and we may as well prepare for another season of disappointment.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

well yea, there’s always a few Birky’s in the world

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

those people would say that if we were in 6th.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

I’ve heard a lot of Leafs fans Damien Cox fans lately saying that the Leafs are already out of it and we may as well prepare for another season of disappointment.

I know it is a strech there are no Damien Cox fans

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by Eterrible on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Given how weak the east is this year?

The top two teams in the East are both on pace for 114.09 points.
The top two teams in the West are on pace for 112.12 and 105.92.

The 8th place team in the East is on pace for 92.47 points.
The 8th place team in the West is on pace for 90.54 points.

The last place team in the East is on pace for 72.35 points.
The last place team in the West is on pace for 54.67 points.

The east is pretty strong this year in comparison with the West.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Until the west throws Columbus out of the conference for dragging everyone down.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Basically a good argument can be made that the East is better and more competitive. The top teams are better, the playoff cutoff is higher, and the two worst teams are in the West, playing their divisional peers more often.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Central division is crazy this year and Pacific took a step back, northwest is still the worst division in the NHL.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:24 AM EST up reply actions  

SouthEast begs to differ.
Southeast
FLA C 54
WSH C 53
WPG C 50
CAR C 45
TBL C 44

Total Points: 246

Northwest
VAN C 62
COL C 54
MIN C 53
CGY C 52
EDM C 40

Total Points: 261

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Two teams in the northwest are doing worse than the Sabres in the past month… though i hadn’t remembered Calgary stopped sucking so that’s helped.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

DIV/CONF GP PTS Pctg. Avg. Pace
Atlantic 235 281 0.598 98.05
Northeast 241 265 0.550 90.17
Southeast 241 246 0.510 83.70
Pacific 239 259 0.542 88.86
Central 243 289 0.595 97.52
Northwest 243 261 0.537 88.07

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Nuh uh, Red Wings rule Rangers drool!!!

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

It's kind of funny to look at the playoff projection probabilities right now for E/W

http://www.hockey-reference.com/friv/playoff_prob.cgi

In the East, there are essentially 4 locks (>90% probability of playoffs) – BOS, NYR, PHI, PIT
In the West, there are essentially 6 locks (>90% probability of playoffs) – VAN, DET, SJS, STL, CHI, NSH

In the East, there are 5 “bubble” teams all with a >60% chance of playoffs – FLA, WSH, OTT, NJD, TOR
In the West, there are is 1 “bubble” team with >60% chance of playoffs – LAK

Funny thing is there are 5 teams in the West, all between 20-42% chance of playoffs, who will get that final spot. MIN, COL, DAL, CGY, PHX.

What a weird time.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:22 AM EST up reply actions  

The Leafs need to grab as many points as possible before February 15th. That’s when the schedule really turns to the dark side.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

well we already messed up January losing to bad teams, we’ll have to make up those points against better teams later on unfortunately.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Personally,

I’m convinced we’re not making the playoffs until they pull off something short of a miracle.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions  

that’s my view now. Not really a miracle, but a trade that pushes us from bottom bubble team to middling-to-good bubble team.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t even think a trade is going to benefit this team. I just want to see them play unreal for the rest of the season. unsustainable levels of playing well. (hence the miracle)

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Gus almost had 4 shutouts this month, that is bananas.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 11:11 AM EST reply actions  

bananas

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I only see one Banana?

Bam Bam.- digga digga damm

by Eterrible on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

you have to cross your eyes

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I see two.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

That shit is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure but if you remove those games he’s shit.

/stirringthepot

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Goose: Either lets in 3+ goals or has a shutout.

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

3 in his first 83 games. If his recent play actually is sustainable, that’s a pretty remarkable turnaround. If Scrivens had played any better I don’t think Gus would be in the NHL any more.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah Scrivens was bipolar in terms of his play….some games he was incredible, others he was real terrible.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

he’s getting married!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

its amazing how lost he looks while pitching shutouts.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

Those look like outliers to me.

That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.

by daoust on Jan 24, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re almost certainly correct.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

actually, his mean SV% for the season is .901, with a SD of .068. That puts his 3SD range between .69 and 1.1.

Thus, the shutouts aren’t outliers. The game against Florida (.667 SV%) is, however.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry. that .667 was a game against…wait for it…Boston.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

take out that one game and his SV% goes up to .912.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

feel free to calculate the same for all 60+ goalies in the league. frankly I’m not interested.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re dead to me

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

you don’t make friends with stats.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

you don’t make friends with stats salad

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for the Lisa reference.

This space for rant...

by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the chant originated with Bart and Homer, but yes, it was directed at Lisa.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

bart started it, homer joined in, marge too. Lisa is the target.

come on people, this is, like, 6th season stuff.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

pretty sure marge wasn’t a part of it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

yes she was, they conga’d off screen, and when they came back Marge was there too, Lisa calls her on it.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

you are correct. And then Marge apologizes and explains that it was “catchy” right?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yep

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

huh. so she was. well i’ll be…

i think i’m used to watching edited syndication versions. i don’t remember ever hearing marge talk at the end of that before….

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t believe so either.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

yes she was, you all may be smarter than me at hockey, but I won’t be beat in this (pre season 11, ’cause then i lost my cable and stopped watching)

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Homer said it first then Bart started to sing it

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

So you’re saying we shouldn’t be surprised if he stops 105% of shots tonight?
/;)

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm going to be pretty fucking disappointed if he doesn't.

One main flaw is that we’re assuming a normal distribution about a mean of .901, which clearly since the max you can get is 1.000, isn’t normal.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

we’re also assuming homogeneity of variances, among all kinds of other things.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya this is where basic stat assumptions break down pretty hard

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

In other words, he scores? Sweet.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He saves some shots twice

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

sex panther 2.0:

90% of the time, he stops 110% of the shots.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

If he did, it wouldn’t be a statistical outlier. it would be some kind of violation of finite mathematics, but not a statistical outlier.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Friedman…..again on a tuesday?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:23 AM EST reply actions  

yell at him for being late again for an article you dont pay for. Go for it. He is on twitter. What an asshole ELliotte is.
Yeesh

Fairweather fans can go to hell
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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 11:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Guy is such a punk. “Free.” Bah. Who does he think he’s foolin’?

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

He works for CBC – that’s not free

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

The Healy is paid a bucket of fish heads each Sunday at daybreak, which are brought to its foul-smelling cell in the basement of the CBC. Thus the creature’s anger peaks each Saturday evening, like clockwork.

It’s also how The Healy maintains its oily glow.

"These balloons aren't going to stay filled till New Year's!"
"Those aren't for New Year's... those are my everyday balloons."

by Isosceles Kramer on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I know, and with a young kid at home? Come on, neglect them in favour of providing us small tidbits of entertaining hockey related information!

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Does anybody else think it would be really cool if, if the Isles get a new rink, they have a lighthouse coming out of one corner of the building kind of like the tower at the ACC, and on game nights the light is on.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:31 AM EST reply actions  

That sounds way too expensive for the Islanders.

Unless of course you’re referring to a scale model…. like a hockey rink for ants.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

C’mon, it would have to be at least…3 times as big.

In the court of public opinion, Steve Simmons is Lionel Hutz.

by The Bag on Jan 24, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be a perfect scale for the Canadiens

by munniec on Jan 24, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

how are they supposed to play hockey if they can’t even fit into the building?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

It could double as a search light to help the police. This area could really use it.

by ShahofToronto on Jan 24, 2012 11:32 AM EST up reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

like this one?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

ha

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

so what are your predictions for the all star draft?

by power-forward on Jan 24, 2012 11:36 AM EST via Android app reply actions  

All Ottawa and Boston players get picked first

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 11:37 AM EST up reply actions  

i think kessel gets the third for chara

by power-forward on Jan 24, 2012 11:56 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Players pick people they want to play with regardless of how good they are. Habs are picked as late as possible.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

I hope Kessel is picked last.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

He gets picked last once and becomes a god, what happens if he gets picked last again?

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Space-baby, a la Kubrick.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

He scores 26 goals in the all-star game.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I’d rather he did that in a playoff round or two

by ShahofToronto on Jan 24, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

He’ll score 26 goals in every game after that as well.

OPERATION TANK IS A GO. It’s the only explanation for Mike Weber. He’s on a secret mission.

by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 11:45 AM EST up reply actions  

It'd be funny if they did some pick-trading.
Team Chara trades it’s 3rd and 4th round picks to Team Alfredsson for their 2nd and 5th round picks.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

so thomas and seguin are chara’s first couple

by power-forward on Jan 24, 2012 11:49 AM EST via Android app reply actions  

"The penalty kill is a tiring part for the goalie, because when a team’s in your zone for two minutes, that’s a lot of moving side to side," the coach said.

Ron Wilson

I tried to make a similar point yesterday and was disagreed with vehemently. Who wants to disagree with Ronnie Wilson today?

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 12:00 PM EST reply actions  

FIRE WILSON!

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you didn’t spew enough biting sarcasm when you commented yesterday

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Add it to the score sheet!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 12:05 PM EST up reply actions  

What, are you expecting some pat on the head for a good job? Get the fuck over yourself.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t think you fully understand the purpose of this blog. I mean, it’s a giant dick measuring contest right? Right??

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 12:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Not just a dick measuring contest, a GIANT dick measuring contest.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

does that mean the contest is big or we only measure giant dicks?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

It could swing either way.
/dickjoke

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

This could really get out of hand. Wait…

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Now your just pulling my third leg.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually...

If you look down, I think you’ll find the apostrophe missing from that comment.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

This person gets it.

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 12:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

U mad bro?

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by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ChuckGormleyCSN Chuck Gormley
Capitals GM George McPhee says Alex Ovechkin wil lnot participate in AllStar Game

+1 suspension.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 12:03 PM EST reply actions  

nope. I bet it doesn’t happen.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Me neither. I should make it clear that I was just hoping it would.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

oh yeah, keep him away from the ice as long as possible.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

His sponsor Mr. Big should ship a palette of bars to comfort him through these difficult times.

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Where’s your camera phone now, toothhole?

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 12:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Idk, the Lidstrom/zetterberg suspensions were because they argued they were injured, so the NHL said that you can’t play in the next game since you were too injured to play in the ASG.

This is essentially an outright “Fuck you NHL”

So he might get suspended more.

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

he fucking should……….what a joke.

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean Crosby came last year when he was injured to meet with the fans and shit…………what a douche

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Hit him for 2x the original suspension for protesting

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god oh man oh god oh man
give mr big allll the suspensions!

by PhilSpecter on Jan 24, 2012 12:09 PM EST up reply actions  

drive him back to the KHL!

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course
Katie Carrera @kcarrera
McPhee says Ovechkin isn’t comfortable participating in ASG as suspended player. Doesn’t want to be a distraction. Ovechkin will not attend.

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:14 PM EST up reply actions  

As opposed to the time he wore giant glasses and held two sticks.

by stevesmith19 on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

DarrenDreger Darren Dreger
As we reported last night. The NHL is disappointed Ovechkin won’t be in Ottawa, but won’t discipline him for not going.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Cue outraged Wings’ fans in 3,2,1.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Cue outrage over the lack of consistency in the NHL.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that was the year they won the cup, so not as much of a deal for them

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

No, year they lost to Pittsburgh.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah well either way, It’d be a stretch to argue that the one game that they didn’t play caused them to lose Game 7

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

When they already had home ice.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the Red Wings should probably be upset about this… it’s a worse reason to not go to the game, and he isn’t getting suspended

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 24, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Funny enough, he’s not getting suspended because he already is suspended.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheel of Justice is back!

Cue “Spinning Wheel” by earth wind and fire…or blood sweat and tears, i dunno

by PhilSpecter on Jan 24, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

David Clayton Thomas, of Spinning Wheel.

What goes up…

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Such a parent response. They aren’t mad, they’re disappointed.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

The NHL could have avoided this whole thing by having a policy that a player serving a suspension during the All-Star Game isn’t eligible to participate, but then that would require something the league does to make sense.

For a hundred million dollar organization, the NHL is run by idiots.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If my employer suspended me without pay for a few days, I wouldn’t go to publicity events while I was suspended either. Why should I? They just told me my services weren’t required and that they weren’t going to pay me.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 12:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Does any player get paid for attending the ASG?

Like I said above, this is a non-issue if the NHL’s policy was suspended players can’t attend the ASG.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

As was pointed out yesterday, his sponsors can’t be too happy about this.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:31 PM EST up reply actions  

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 12:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Which obviously they have a right to be.

But this situation makes the NHL look incompetent and Ovechkin look like a baby.

If they had such a policy, the sponsors aren’t pissed at Ovechkin for skipping out on his promotional duties, just ticked at an incovenient time for him to get suspended. And the NHL doesn’t have to play judge and jury with everyone’s intention on whether they’re going to go or not.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s hilarious is that the reason he was selected over Backstrom anyways is because he’s such a star and has all those sponsors.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

just ticked at an incovenient time for him to get suspended.

He wasn’t suspended for the all-star game – he has elected not to go. Sponsors should be pissed at Ovechkin for skipping out on his promotional duties.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

If they had such a policy

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If you’re Phil Kessel, you get paid in CARS

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But making him attend the ASG is additional punishment, firstly, because he doesn’t want to be there, and secondly, because now he doesn’t get the extra time to rest. Want to punish the team more? Make him play.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Unsuspended players are being paid whether they attend the game or not.

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by Back In Black on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

This is what I’m trying to determine; does any player actually receive additional payment for being at the ASG?

All players are paid based on the 82 game schedule. Ovechkin’s suspension means he forfeits 3/82 of his salary.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s a repeat offender so he may be suspended based on the number of days in the season instead.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My understanding has always been that they forfeit pay based on the number of games they’re suspended to eliminate variances in scheduling.

Say you and I both play for pro hockey teams, and make the same annual salary, and we both get suspended 3 games for a similar incident.

My team plays its next 3 games over 5 days; your team plays its next 3 games over 8. How is it fair that you lose an extra 3 days’ salary?

They calculate it as 3/82 so we’d both forfeit the same amount of salary due to being suspended.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Skinny has it right. If you are a repeat offender, that’s what you pay. If not, you forfeit salary based on the number of days (instead of games) in the league year.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

As Skinny said below, Ovi was not ruled as a repeat offender for this particular suspension because enough time had passed since his last one, so he’s being suspended on the “number of game missed” as opposed to the “numbers of days missed” scale.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I should have been clearer. He misses salary based on “games missed”, not “days on suspension” scale.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a repeat. Only 3/187(or whatever)

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You previously agreed to go to this publicity event before you were suspended. Your suspension explicitly excluded this (previously agreed to and otherwise mandatory) publicity event.

If you’d like to skip it, you should be facing the same punishment as everyone else.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

They should make him go but not allow him to play.
I think something like Kessel’s towel boy would be appropriate and fair.

by jeffgm on Jan 24, 2012 1:02 PM EST up reply actions  

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I also previously agreed to do the work that I’ve now been suspended for. Either my error was so great that I shouldn’t be showing up at all, or they should be paying me and I’ll show up for everything I’ve agreed to.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

If I was an Ovi Sponsor, I would be pissed.

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by Eterrible on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

i wouldn’t. nobody watches the ASG.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

This. It’s exam season, so I don’t have to worry about missing a game for studying. Compare this to next week, where there are no exams and the Superbowl is on. The NFL has good timing. The NHL, not so much.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

C'MON HEATER

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 12:11 PM EST reply actions  

Is there a trade freeze during the ASG week?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM EST reply actions  

No.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

In fact I would imagine it’d be a great time to set up trades. All GMs gathered together for the festivities. Lots of talking.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they send Lupul, Kessel and Phaneuf in with hidden agendas for the other teams’ all-stars

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Ryan Suter, great to be playing with you. Man I wish I could play alongside you every game of the season. Boy you sure would look great in the blue and white and Brian Burke will pay you a shit load of money in the offseason if you choose Toronto. You have no frickin’ clue how big the pile of money that will be dropped off at your door is.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

With the amount of 0’s on your paycheque, you could OWN a small European country. I know I do.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus, Ryan, leading the Leafs through the playoffs – even just one or two rounds, will make you a hero. They will build you statues, sing songs of your exploits, and dance in the street long into the night celebrating their defensive god.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I remember somebody said something last summer when everyone was after Richards to the effect of: “if you lead the Leafs to the playoffs, people are going to name their dogs after you. Win the Leafs the Cup and five years from now there’s going to be a lot of kids with your name starting kindergarten”

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

And that kindergarten might well be in a school named after you.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The school would probably be the Brian Burke School for Advanced Truculance and Beginner Tie Tying

by SlickWill on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

which could be supported by the Brian Burke anti-wussification program

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

How to Wear A Tie Without Actually Wearing It

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s a 3rd year class IIRC

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey Nash, you and I play pretty well together. I hear if you suggest you’re unhappy in Columbus they’ll trade you out of there before the media catches wind of it… just sayin’.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Rick Nash. Not an All-Star.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Ryan Johansen for the rookies is CBJ’s only rep.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, Nash. This has to be his first ASG miss in like, forever, no?

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And Leafs fans want this non-star on our teams? pfft

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously only all-star calbre players like Erik Karlsson and Jason Spezza should be on the leafs.

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by kudzupo on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

And Winnipeg isn’t sending anyone to Ottawa at all. Whatever happened to the rule that every team had to have at least one player in the ASG?

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even Kane?

Are they not even sending a rookie either? I thought they had to send some one.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Out with a concussion.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, I go away for 2 weeks and I miss out on everything

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Byfuglien was named, then injured.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah, there it is.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Winnipeg Jets – Are the only team not sending a player to Ottawa for the all-star weekend, which is great news since players often become distracted when they spend a weekend somewhere tropical.

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I love that Down Goes Brown is being cited as the news source here.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:00 PM EST up reply actions  

DANY HEATLEY OR BUST

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 1:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on. Having Doughnut Boy as an All-Star, with no Ovie, would be too good.

Winnipeggers would never, ever, be allowed to forget it.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

HEAT
LEY

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 1:53 PM EST up reply actions  

WHATUP HATERS I'M BACK IN OTTAWA

WHAT DO YOU MEAN i CAN’T DRIVE MY BOAT DOWN THE RIDEAU? I CAN DO WHAT I WANT I’M A FUCKING ALL-STAR

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 2:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually he can. It’s melting.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

All of them: Man, it’s so great to play in Toronto, you know you want to come here tavares

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Fans actually come to our games. No seriously.

That goes for you too, Yandle.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

sometimes we get snacks thrown on the ice, they’re so awesome

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Tavares had to buy 29 tickets to last night’s game. If he had to do that 41+ times a yr at ACC pricing he would be playing for free

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 12:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I somehow doubt he’d invite so many people each game if he played 41 games there…

Either way, I feel like an “arrangement” could be made.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

i wonder if they can get things like a box added into their contracts, the value would probably be in the cap hit…

or at least have one reserved for them so they can pay for it.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Or, a box could be reserved for one of Tavares’s corporate sponsors to pay for, to do with what they will. It’s good advertising to have the entire Tavares family up there for every game in apparel bearing the company logo.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

box could be reserved for one of Tavares’s corporate sponsors to pay for, to do with what they will.

Ding ding ding ding ding

Tavares would be falling ass-backwards in sponsorships here. None of this Tuna or Cheetah power drink crap.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Related (but digressing) question: If I were a multimillion-dollar company sponsoring an NHL athlete, I’d put it right in the contract that he agree to wear a fucking mouthguard, on the grounds that the better looking he remains, the more effective a spokesperson he is.

But could you put the company logo right on the mouthguard so it would be visible during games? I’m sure the league wouldn’t like it—it kept Grant Fuhr from putting the Pepsi logo on his pads—but would a mouthguard fall under the definition of “equipment” for the purposes of the rule against advertising on equipment?

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Along that tangent, my prediction is that the great motivator for significant progress in equipment and player safety will not be from the NHL, the NHLPA, or any source inside the game.

It will be the insurance companies telling NHL teams “Do this or we’re not insuring any more contracts”

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Rules follow the $$$$$$$$$$

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That kind of perk would have to be factored in when calculating his cap hit, would it not? I mean, you can’t just throw free tickets at him. They have a monetary value printed right on them.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I was clearly suggesting something nefarious.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 1:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, something nefarious. Well, I’m all in favour of that.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Malkin man, it must suck to play in Crosby’s shadow, come here and be the big fish

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by LeafFan1989 on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of which, if Crosby sees his shadow, it means he won’t play for at least another six weeks.

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I look forward to it more, then.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Kadri on Twitter, since deleted
“@Katt__Williams: My ex? Yea I’d still hit that….with a bat.”

Well that’s awkward as all hell.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:16 PM EST reply actions  

oh thats it, i saw that.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

To clarify, he was RTing @Katt_Williams he just doesn’t know how to do that properly. Even still.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Ah ok. That clears things up then.

MOVE ALONG CITIZENS. NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I wonder if he deleted it of his own accord, or if someone from the Leafs organization saw it and told him to take it down.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Mike Komisarek probably lent some of his expertise.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure 98% of women have already been scared away from PPP

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh my yes.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

to be fair, on average I would say women are much more reluctant to contribute to website forums and sites like this, at least in my experience. Basically all my male friends post on a reddit, have regular forums, etc. but no matter what I do I can’t get my wife or her friends to move beyond “lurker” status on reddit.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

You sir, have no fuckin clue what you are talking about in regards to women posting on here.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

here? I never said here. I said “sites like this”.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

There are no sites like this, PPP is unique like a beautiful snowflake

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Listen up maggots.
You are not special.
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
You are the same decaying digital matter as every other site.

by holymackinaw on Jan 24, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

But he has solid anecdotal evidence about the behavior of one woman!

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Indeed it was anecdotal, hence the “in my experience” and not “I have proof of x”

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:45 PM EST up reply actions  

so uh, why bother saying anything? Especially if it means nothing and adds nothing to the conversation because it means nothing….

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Especially if it means nothing and adds nothing to the conversation because it means nothing

….should i close my account then?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate it when people just re-post the same thing from an earlier thread.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

adds nothing to me

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by MapleLeafMole on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

where the white women at?

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

/cue unnecessarily negative reaction.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see where you’re coming from, but this is a loaded conversation. Best to back away slowly

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

At least the 3rd or 4th time this has been a can of worms.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This thread needs more Gaga.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, lets call her a slut!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Or just tweet that at Kadri and see if we can get a RT…

/toosoon
/tryingtolightenthemood

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s totally working!!!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

no one ever called her a slut, why would we want to do that now?

That's "Da-ooo". I killed a turkey once, with a shovel.

by daoust on Jan 24, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

rah rah oo lah lah

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Boom

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

i’d hit that

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

ewwwww

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

David Bowie’s looking unnaturally feminine these days.

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by Be26 on Jan 24, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d hit that………with a bat

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

This isn’t funny nor is it welcomed. I get that you’re doing the whole “Check it out I just referenced a topical discussion because Kadri just RT’d the same lame joke”, but frankly it’s not humorous in the least bit.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. And it makes me look like an idiot for trying to defend the community.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a reply to Jared’s “I hit it” with the Kadri retweet reference. Nothing more nothing less.

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

It was stupid and poorly timed given the context of the conversation.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I was reading the thread in chronological order and there were Komi and Hodge jokes prior. Your joke about Komi lending his experience in hitting women is allowed but this is stupid. Right.

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Was more about the timing than anything else.
But you’re right, glass houses and all.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheers

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

My that is one attractive female

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I always think of Weird Al:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss_BmTGv43M

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

weird al is awesome, and hands down the best concert I’ve ever been to

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re right it is, and it’s my own fault. I have conversations like this with my wife and she enjoys the discussion, I just have to realize others are more likely to read or hear what they want and react negatively. I walked into that one, so for that I apologize.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

you did qualify it with several ‘in my experience’. it was clear you were making an observation and not a blanket statement or some editorialization.

classic PPP overreaction.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

i take offence, and will now over react at you calling it an over reaction

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what we’d expect from a fighter like yourself however… so it’s not actually an over-reaction … it’s the typical reaction.

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

im going to over react to that!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

classic PPP overreaction.

Maybe I worded what I said in an overreading manner, but for me to question his “experience” with my own is perfectly valid and I take offense to your insinuation that I am “overreacting”

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

it’s not so much your reaction or your particular words that is the overreaction, but he barrage of comments that follows.

since we’re giving opinions here: frankly I think it’s sad that women don’t post here any more, but I don’t entirely disagree with his comment, as I too know of no women in my own circles who spend time on these types of sites as much as men i know do. i

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

And? How is it ok for the two of you to make conclusions based on your anecdotal evidence when it comes to this issue and it’s not ok when you’re talking about hockey?

Find some stats, and then what you say will be valid. Until then, I have the right to use my anecdotal narrativized evidence to say you are both full of it.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think either of them is trying to draw broad conclusions, mostly make an observation. I also don’t think it’s an insane thing to assert that there are more male members on a sports blog than female, in general anyway.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It is certainly not an insane thing to assert that there are more male members than female members on a sports blog, and no where in my statements was I arguing anything that remotely supports that.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

It seemed as though you were suggesting to VRB and Goose that their experiences with their female friends were not sufficient enough to be of use to the conversation.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

They are not. There are plenty of forum based and comment based communities (even some surrounding SPORTS, surprisingly) that have a majority of female readership and engagement.

Therefore, explaining away why women were scared away from PPP by saying that women don’t like these places in the first place is invalid.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

what a stupid thing to argue about.

NEXT!

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, I’m sorry I’m done. I cannot believe this place.

I’m sorry that I tried to talk about a disturbing trend that I’ve noticed on this site and challenge the behaviour that I feel contributed to that trend. I’m sorry I bothered you with my womanly over reaction and exaggeration.

Just know that I don’t have a great deal of respect for many of you, and your refusal to deal with this head on just shows me that this is not the kind of community I wish to support or engage in.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. But your initial rebuttal wasn’t so eloquent.
I get the frustration. But as someone who has been a member for a while, I think that while not perfect, this community has tried to strive for equality and respect for all. Look at some of the reactions to FLYERROB or the whole Bill Watters issue this summer.
Not perfect, but saying that this is a hostile environment for women seems unfair.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

then why did everyone leave.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe they went to twitter?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m assuming it was because they felt uncomfortable or were not enjoying the discourse. I know that the Komisarek “story” was a pretty major tipping point.
I can’t speak to individual’s motivations.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Which is perfectly valid, to be honest I cannot remember a lot that preceded that story. And I do regret the loss of those members as they were a positive addition to the community.
But it doesn’t mean that everyone here is responsible for their departure or that the environment is hostile to women in general.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Although as someone who is not a woman, I’m obviously somewhat under-qualified to make such a statement.
But generally speaking I believe that the moderators and longer-term members try to create an inclusive environment.
Sorry for Burtching, I’ll shut-up now.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Japer’s Rink has a large female membership. Matchsticks & Gasoline is managed by a woman. Mile High Hockey, Raw Charge, Stanley Cup of Chowder, Pensburgh, Hockey Wilderness, Five for Howling, and Nucks Misconduct all have female editors or contributing writers.

In fact, PPP is one of the few SBNation hockey sites that does not have a female writer on staff (anymore). Our lack of female participation is likely the exception, not the rule, and probably something that we should address.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How would you address this aside from asking members to be more respetful and considerate toward one another? I thought when the topic of members leaving was brought up several months ago, people were of the opinion that those who left were too “sensitive”. Am I imagining this (I wasn’t here when the original —-gate happened)?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

aside from asking members to be more respetful and considerate toward one another?

.

Why is this being given as a last resort? Shouldn’t being respectful and considerate towards another be the norm.

I’m as guilty as anyone of forgetting about this sometimes, by the way.

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously, you’re an asshole

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Will you too just declare your love for each other already? Christ it’s like watching a bad RomCom with you too.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I want to see Leafer fall in Clark’s arms.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

into. damnit. ugh…./sigh

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha Ha! You messed up your joke!

/Muntz’d

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

My heart belongs to you and you only birky

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

you said fall

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

there’s no such thing as a bad RomCom…..no wait…..forget it.

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened in the past happened. Let it go. Forget about it. It’s gone. As you say

How would you address this aside from asking members to be more respetful and considerate toward one another?
ding ding ding. Do that.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Why are women scared away from PPP again? What evidence do you have of a pretty bold assertion?

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

i was wondering this as well, but thought it best not to ask…

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

thank you!

/clap clap clap

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i actually went looking for some stats. only found general stats about usage in general (as of 05 it tipped slightly in favor of men, at least when it came to regular usage), but these were all general usage statistics, nothing about blogs or PPP specifically.

and i think your anger may be displaced. stating ‘these are the things i observe in my life’ doesn’t make me full of it. unless you’re accusing me of deliberately lying. like, i know of women who DO post on websites, but i say they don’t, just to try to enact some weird misogynistic agenda. then i would be full of it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

right, but keep in mind I didn’t seek to explain what I’ve noticed in my life. There could be a whole range of issues, ranging from the sexist comments/behaviour theory proposed by Fergus, to a whole array of other factors, or some combination thereof.

I never drew any conclusions, I related my experience. I’m in policy, you don’t draw conclusions without significant research.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I also should stop using “really” often.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well in my limited personal experience women blah blah blah so obviously that extends to women in general and blah blah blah.

Just shut the fuck up already. All of you.
It’s comments and mindsets like this that bring about the “Guys Only: No Chicks Allowed” atmosphere here that frankly I hate and wish to eradicate because everyone here has valid points and argument to be made regardless gender.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah….so no one made that kind of a statement but yeah. Anyways, I think if you read above we worked it out, I apologized for offending anyone as that was not my intention.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody gives a shit about apologies and “oh it wasn’t me up there, I was misunderstood my bad”. Just shut the fuck up about it. It’s that simple. I don’t want to hear another god damn word about, “LOL WHERE DID ALL THE CHICKS GO LOL. CHICKS DON’T TALK ABOUT SPORTS LOL”

shut
the
fuck
up

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this where you take your ball and go home? I thought it was somewhat refreshing and gained some insight reading the conversation bewteen Fergus and Goose and VRN.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought so too, I’m dropping it, but there’s no need for Skinny to be an jerk about it.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

what mindsets? i’m offended at the assumption that because i observe gender differences in my life that somehow i want the internet to be free of women. horseshit.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There’s obviously no grey area in between.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

clearly.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say that my own personal experience is the same as yours and Goosemonster’s.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

write it down. Put some numbers to paper. Come on, stats heads, do something useful.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You can call me many things, but a stats head I am not. I demand an apology!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

We will need to see the QualThread and Posts/60 of the women in your life, guys.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, here’s my problem with what you just said:

I just have to realize others are more likely to read or hear what they want and react negatively

What I heard was that in your experience women do not post on website forums, like reddit or PPP. In my experience, that is not true, and instead, sentiments like that perpetuate a stereotype that it’s ok to not question the reasons why a community that used to have a fairly large and dedicated female readership now has a virtually non-existant one. Maybe people here should not just dismiss the fact there there are no women here because they “dont like these places” or “dont follow sports as much” or instead, focus on what in their behaviour perhaps made this website an uncomfortable and not enjoyable place for women to be.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

We do post a lot of pictures of Mrs. Hagman

/poisonedenvironment
/organizationalbehaviour101

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, really just that one picture over and over and over…

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Listen, stop making stupid ass jokes to “diffuse the situation” I am being serious and this has come to a head several times, and I think it’s time to address it.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

aight im done

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s also probably unfair to make a blanket statement that this is an uncomfortable and not enjoyable place for women to be.
It may have become that way for some women, but there are female members here.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Fact: there used to be a large and dedicated female readership on this website

Also fact: there is now not a large and dedicated female readership on this website.

Conclusion: something happened to make that readership not want to stay dedicated to this website. I think it’s a pretty fair blanket statement to make.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough, I’d like to re-iterate that I don’t know what incidients you’re talking about (I must have missed them) and that I really do sincerely apologize if I really bothered you. I didn’t think my comment was really out of line.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn’t either, but I responded to it how I saw fit. It was the insituation that I was overreacting that I truly took offense to and I continue to take offense to it.

I am sorry to throw you under the bus for the actions of others, as you were not around at that time.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think a lot of it happened in GDT"s I remember something’s happening that I never saw and all questions were met with don’t ask

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Right, but again, your talking about a specific subset of female members who had all be around at about the same time and all more or less left at the same time.
We still do have female members here.
And the whole Kadri thing was brought up in the context of how terrible his comments were. We weren’t all high fiving each other over here or something.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

wow this kid is dumb

5 minutes later

girls rule boys drool

what just happened anyway?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

are you serious.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m not quite sure how to answer that.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

in general, regular users try to show new folks how it’s done around here. but we can’t be held responsible if a small group make others feel uncomfortable. free speech and all that.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Right, and that’s a valid response, though I disagree with aspects of it, but saying I’m full of shit is simply a negative reaction that I thought I didn’t warrant.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

also, I wasn’t here for whatever incidents you’re referring to, so I’m really lost when it comes to that.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

well, there’s no reason to invalidate my experience because I said shit, is there. Your response to how women use these kinds of sites was a form of overreaction, wasn’t it?

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really, I thought it was an interesting anecdote that might stimulate a small conversation/debate. A friendly one, as is (usually) custom.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Here's the real problem

You guys are arguing about something thats non-quantifiable, and frankly, who fuckin’ cares.

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

See, he understands. He gets it. Why is this so hard for the rest of you? Shut the hell up already.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Look up “MALE PRIVILEGE”

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by theninjagreg on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

If you ever wonder why I left PPP, it’s because of such ILLUMINATING attitudes such as this.

"I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember, I can rip your throat out if I need to."

by Wrap Around Curl on Jan 24, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Every time you say that, I read it in the Professor Farnsworth’s voice. I’m guessing this was intentional, or do I gotta stop watching Futurama before bedtime?

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by Ghostsof on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s extremely intentional

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Always intentional.
But you are already in you pajamas.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

i forgot to take my pajamas off before getting dressed to go to work.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

yup.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

A GIRL, WHAT DO I DO?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re our special 2%. Well you and I think DiaDud.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

And Leafer87 and leaflover

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

And Mrs. Puckizin, although we haven’t seen her in quite awhile.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

87

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, I meant leafer1984. Are you not a female of italian descent?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait till you see the caricature… then you can judge for yourself.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I do look forward to this years

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m not a big fan of the way I drew last year’s. This one should be better.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Fantastic!

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i like the bit of self-promotion

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s like the BCapp of caricatures!

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

but with better spelling…

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh man you called him a girl you are HILARIOUS.

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont even know where to begin with this

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

/facepalm is a good place to start.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

…and here I was this whole time reading all your posts in the voice of Janice from friends.

/notseriousbutatfirstIdidconfuseyouwithLeafer87alot

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t tell if you’re being serious or trolling but either way I’m laughing

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

well there is a girl named leafer here, confusion is possible

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

ah they’re too busy with school and being Pens fans.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

oh shit I completely forgot about them because they don’t OBEY THE LAW OF ONE TEAM

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

i like how leaflover keeps getting tagged with that

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lawbreaker by association

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

conspiracy to break the law is still breaking the law

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Under the basics of criminal law, Leafer87 is the principal offender, and Leaflover is party to the offence.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Call ’em whatever you want, all I see is a bunch of Pens fans

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

not fair, I don’t even like the Pens

by leaflover4ever on Jan 24, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

and even if I did, I pretty much think we can like whoever we want, and not concern ourselves with what y’all think of it. :P

by leaflover4ever on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

she likes the Hawks

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by Leafer87 on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

so, you’re still a fan, how dare you

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by Leafer87 on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I was unaware of this.
what has become of our youth today?

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

she likes the hawks

s •

by sportsfan2 on Jan 24, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

there used to be a lot more women that posted here. And then something happened.. I don’t remember what….

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

OH WAIT

An ill thought out joke about hitting women!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

really? that’s a coincidence

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Totally!!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s be honest. That was a powder keg but there were tensions brewing loooong before that. Why? I don’t know for sure exactly (didn’t care enough to poke my head into it), but there were.

Sure, shooting the Archduke started WWI but it’s not like the wheels weren’t spinning in motion years before that happened.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes the assassination is usually the easiest way to explain it but many other reasons that countless books have expanded on

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

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"Actually there were numerous causes, aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists, economic factors, both domestic and international, played a significant-"
"Hey, hey."
"Yeah?"
"Just, just say ‘slavery’."
"Slavery it is, sir."

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

This actually happened to a friend of a writer.
They had their PHD in Antebellum American History.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I mean the Austro-Hungarian empire was pretty doomed long before that assassination, plus with all the alliance-building someone was bound to start a war and drag everyone else into it. All they needed was an excuse.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

They really thought it would be over quickly

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

In my 20th century histry class we were assigned countries and told to “not make war happen”.

we couldn’t

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

“Mike Komisarek didn’t hit a woman because he doesn’t hit anyone” isn’t a joke about hitting women.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Some might view that as minimizing what he actually did…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

But it turned out that he didn’t do anything.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

1. He didn’t do anything.

2. If Mike Komisarek had been actually guilty and had punched some lady up at a nightclub do you think our response, apparently as misogynist blog of the year, would be “lol women get beated up”?

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

And if it offends people, fine; some people get offended, fair enough. But don’t paint everyone as misogynist because they’re not as offended as you are about it.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a tame joke that isn’t making fun of systematic violence against women in America or anywhere else.

We had a group of people who were ready to leave the site and seized on said joke as their time to leave.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

well at least I know the story now, thanks.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh, I was around for it and remember, especially since those people had resigned as admins only a few months before IIRC.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like that old Leafs joke. Judge in a divorce asks the kid which parent he wants to live with. Kid replies, “Neither, I want to live with the Leafs cause they never beat anyone”

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by ThickSkinnedAlive on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

How dare you post a joke about child abuse.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

IIRC i chased them off with my negativity.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:44 PM EST up reply actions  

add it to the dick measuring score sheet!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

1. birky

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay this made me laugh

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

One point what?
Centimetres? Inches? Feet? What unit of measurement are we using here?

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Should we create a spreadsheet?

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

and charts!

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

just wait till you see my wang’s CORSI

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I bet all of its zone starts are “offensive”

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

well, it does get a lot of time against soft opposition

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

How’s its zone-finish though?

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

sticky

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

damn apps. Ill rec this when I’m home

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I'm on it...

but I’m going to eliminate the 1st 13 inches and also Cornelius’ entry.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

MINE WAS BETTER

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

8=====D

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as nobody starts draws dicks for every home game.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Or accidentely post a picture of a penis…

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

ah the good ol days

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Best FTB ever

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

You all missed my set up. so I'll do it.

But [insert name here] already had his caricature done.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

oooooooh [insert name here] got burned!

rec’s all around!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine’s 1, but only because the first 13 don’t count.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Can I please remove my 3 smallest erections from my dataset?

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by daoust on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Now I’m wondering if you can have a “good boner day” vs. a “bad boner day”.

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by Chemmy on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

i’ve asked you like 6 times now, stop thinking about my boners.

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by daoust on Jan 24, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes you can

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

HockeyAnalysis would like you to remove your 13 best, actually.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

1" ?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Is this your entry?

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

oh god the MSM is going to turn this into a big deal.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

It was pretty dumb dude. Advocating hitting women is not cool

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

No it isnt, but I’ve said, far, far worse things to friends.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Good for you. I mean what you say to your friends is the perfect barometer for a professional athlete to conduct himself on a public place

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

D’uh.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

meh, I don’t get all that offended at comments meant in a humourous light. People who get offender do just that: get offended. Doesn’t really affect them.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Yet I’d wager the majority of (young) people would interpret “I would hit that chick” as a sexual reference. Naz was trying to make a sorta-clever wordplay. Unfortunately for him, he’s too much in the spotlight for something so risquee.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM EST up reply actions  

No, some idiot account made the joke an he was RTing it.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s slightly more unfortunate then.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes because when I see a good looking girl, I turn to my buddy and say, you know I would hit it, I dont say I would hit it… with a bat

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Some people are into props.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought this site was starting to get past alll this shit. I was wrong

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s all agree that it was ill-advised and that just because you do not find a certain type of humour offensive that someone else cannot be offended by it.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Right. I dont get offended by much. However, shit like that isn’t funny.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even funny a little.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Can we joke about cruise ship captains rowing running away from their responsibilities

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

man he was trying to do his job, but even 30(?) years walking on ships can’t teach you how to handle that shit.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t find it funny either, but it hardly bothers me. It was a terrible joke, but whatever, he has the right to free speech.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions  

The fact that he can’t use twitter properly is funny. The rest is just stupid college humor that most people (pretend to) grow out of.

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by Ubiquitous on Jan 24, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

It was a dumb thing to do for an athlete, but remember Dan Carcillo’s tweet? Pro athletes aren’t geniuses with social media.

Ya…. ya.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

therefore it’s ok!

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

at least he didn't make a rape joke on twitter.

recently in the ufc a couple fighters made rape jokes on twitter which weren’t really funny and they got in shit.

one just had to apologize i think, but the other was released from the ufc. He was invited back after he went to some rape victim centres.

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by Tats16 on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe we should treat casual jokes about violence to women in the same vein?

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by Fergus30 on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe it’s a new cool lingo thing with the youth today…. maybe it’s totally fetch

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

It could be that it’s deck.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop trying to make fetch happen! It’s not going to happen!

by Peter Lynn on Jan 24, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

a live bat, or a wooden one? Because maybe he meant one of them flying bats.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe the girl was coming at him with a knife?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

throwing a bat at her might not help, wouldn’t it just fly off?

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

bats are scary, dude

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

unless she’s an Osbourne

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

yeah I suppose, but it might depend on the kind of bat. Now a vampire bat? That’s serious right there.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

He had " Hahaha my man" at the end of it. What a dumb tweet

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Professional athlete says dumb thing. News as 11.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Is your family in danger of dying horribly due to a chemical that’s everywhere in society?!?!

Find out at 11 tonight.

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The Sourge of Dihydrogenoxide!

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

70% of the world is covered with this, and no one is doing anything about it!

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s all just admit that Nazem Kadri is an idiot and move on.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions  

U2 sucks, even worse than the Arkells suck

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST reply actions  

it’s close, though.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:53 PM EST up reply actions  

well, that escalated quickly

by aelanK on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheelchair Jimmy is going to perform at the ASG

See Ottawa? This is why you suck.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions  

If they got him to perform AS Wheelchair Jimmy it would be pretty epic.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wait, I thought timmy was the guy with the wheel chair and jimmy was the kid with the canes

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Timmy!

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I deduct one CanCon point from you.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont even know what that is

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I thing I just made up for not knowing about Degrassi TNG.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

see, you had me right up until TNG, classic Degrassi or nothing

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

the only TNG that is acceptable in conversation is of the star trek variety.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Amanda Stepto (AKA Spike Nelson) used to live across the street from me when I lived in Toronto. Being all of 5 when Degrassi hit TV it was surreal. Her sister taught my brother how to play baseball

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by Ghostsof on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

WHats wrong with Drake? He’s canadian and at least relevant

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

remember the bands they had at the olympics?
what the fuck was that?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks Jared, just when I had blocked that out you had to go and re-hash that awful, awful massacre of Canadian society.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever you do, don’t turn on CBC.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont. I remember Shinedown and Goo GOo Dolls at the NHL awards 2 years ago.

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

chahka khan

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

everybody that’s all you gotta do

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by fair_n_hite_451 on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

they had some decent bands IIRC (though I forget now who they were).

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Avril Lavine and Headly

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ewwwww.

good bands played throughout the week at different venues.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah, the back and forth opening thing they had was just a “which terrible drudge of the music industry that happens to be canadian and from the past 14 years can we throw on stage to kill time” and it was god awful

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey at least Big Wreck is coming out with a new album!

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

i love that song That Song

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

i love the lyrics of that song That song: ‘i love that song’.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I like The Oaf.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too.

The Roar of the Masses Could be Farts.

by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you guys missed the joke.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Relevant how?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions  

He just had a new album out and he is popular

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh I was thinking more in terms of relevant to hockey… I don’t think his music really fits.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

much better than that shit Montreal pulled when it was there

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I hope Ottawa has the spartan Guy back for the ASG

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Who?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Isn’t he a video game character?

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Drake

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions  

this guy?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Drake

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hate the Drake

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The Drake

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

the better drake

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Winner.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 24, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Blue sock tape, sniper tongues. fresh.

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Schenn makes thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much more than I ever did

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by clrkaitken on Jan 24, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

DRAKE?

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by thenumber14 on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This Drake.

well, that escalated quickly

by aelanK on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Where’s his stick?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s right-handed so it should be in his left hand, probably just can’t see it because of the cropping and the fact that it blends in with the background.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

somewhat obscure

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by Likely on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hobo with a shotgun ftw

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I was thinking Dick Tracy.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Im dick tracy, take that prune face!
now Im Prune Face, take that dick tracy!
now Im Prune Tracy, take that Dick….

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that quote will always be rec’d. One of the best simpsons episodes

by JohnerstonRex on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

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by Likely on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Now if it was Nick Drake, that would be impressive. Least not because it would involve raising the dead, and necromancy has been banned in Tamriel for centuries.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty sure were in need of a new FTB. People apparently have nothing to do today.

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 3:22 PM EST reply actions  

Can’t believe they’re starting Gustavsson over Reimer!

/fakeoutrage
/butseriously

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m mostly just pissed that I was lied to last night. I was given a guarantee goddammit!

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you know Ron Wilson, always lying about the lies he lies about.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, we need a Leafs trade just to get over the January craziness

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Definitely.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Leafs cabin fever

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Meant in terms of the 1000 comments in this one post.

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

as long as its not fan shot. app doesn’t let you see those and I know y’all would miss me.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

well there is a Top 25 under 25 to post in and there should be a game preview up in an hour and a bit.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Also FLYERROB’s fanpost about the Marlies or something.

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

/slams head into desk

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

hated said he won’t have time to dedicate to it till after supper

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

ha!

Jared got auto corrected to hated there.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Is FLYREROB running your autocorrect?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

hated gonna hate

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I see you made it there anyway.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

From a statistical standpoint, his work with players who need a good old fashioned arse whooping was much more comprehensive. In my opinion

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by Self Destructive Zones on Jan 24, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

i get off work at 2:30

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

oh.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:05 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

BF3? Oh….right.

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by birky on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

.

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What’s the website that says what goalies are most likely starting today?

(Is this a real thing or did I dream it up?)

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jan 24, 2012 3:29 PM EST reply actions  

www.ronwilson.com oh wait no, that’s the opposite of what you want.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

huh. that iss a real website, neat.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheel of Fortune?

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Nabokov wasn’t even that bad, but I guess when you have no number one….

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

WHICH GUS WILL IT BE TONIGHT? SHUTOUT GUS OR 3+ GA GUS?

ALL THIS AND MORE AT 7

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by BlindSight on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

i’m gonna say 3 even. if the over/under were 2.5, i’d take the over.

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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

random

I just ran into Mark Osborne at No Frills. Pretty nice guy.

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by Chuck Diesel on Jan 24, 2012 3:31 PM EST reply actions  

The guy that used to do all those stunts on that TV show?

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave!

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

that’s Dave

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by Chuck Diesel on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave’s not here, man.

No no, dig UP stupid.

by nhlcheapshot on Jan 24, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave's not here

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

really?
OH MY GOD!

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why FLYERS fans can’t have nice things.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I know. I remember in grade 3 when I saw osborne in a game, I thought he had to be related to Dave because they were both on TV and had the same last name.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

They also both wore helmets.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dave Osborne brother is famous though……

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Albert brooks. that’s his brother

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 3:41 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

No no you’ve got it all backwards, Albert Brooks is Marty Funkhouser’s brother

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by Isosceles Kramer on Jan 24, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

very astute observation

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by Chuck Diesel on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank you, I’m really feeling like I’m on my game today.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Random, I ran into him in PEI at the Anne of Green Gables house when he was with the Leafs in like 1990 or something… my dad recognized him, i was 5.

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Just remembered there was an alumni game on Friday, got invited by a friend but had prior commitments. Anything interesting happen there?

well, that escalated quickly

by aelanK on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST reply actions  

There was?

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

yup. Clark and Gilmour back together. it wasn’t on TV so I didn’t hear anything.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

it was in conjunction with the Marlies / bulldogs outdoor game

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Correct.

well, that escalated quickly

by aelanK on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Gilmour deked out all 5 Bulldogs and the goalie, slid the puck to wendel who punched the puck so hard it broke into 100000000000 pieces

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

accuracy rating: 100% truth.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

sounds about right

well, that escalated quickly

by aelanK on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm….Presidential State of the Union address, signifying a key point before the 2012 campaign to decide the leader of the most powerful country in the world, or the Leafs vs. Islanders?

Easy one for the Leafs.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST reply actions  

Even I (an American) would make that same Decision. Unless I was suffering from Insomnia, I would have no other reason to put on the Presidential State of the Union Address

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by FLYERROB on Jan 24, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless of course you wanted to keep up to date and make an informed decision come election time

by ShahofToronto on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m Amurican and I say F that noise, hockey’s on.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

besides the election is in 9 months. the same things will be said again hundreds of times

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I too would choose hockey and read about it later. I was addressing the part where he said the only reason to tune in is insomnia.

by ShahofToronto on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m an American too and I agree. Dual citizens FTW!

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry. Too many Americans on the site. Some of you have to go be Islander fans.

You can visit in the Summers though.

Even admire the Cup.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

But no touching.

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by not norm ullman on Jan 24, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

OT: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close nominated for best picture. I haven’t seen it but man does it look sappy

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

Has it even come out yet? Looks really good though. Definite must see.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

got awful reviews on rotten tomatoes, sub 50% if i remember correctly.

by pho king awesome on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

There are a few crappily reviewed movies nominated. Wasn’t the greatest year for stand-out best picture favourites.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

I read the nomination list and realised I have only seen 2 movies out of all that were nominated.

harry potter (art direction) and the Muppet ( song)

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Best pic nominees are The Artist, The Descendants, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, The Help, Hugo, Midnight in Paris, Moneyball, The Tree of Life, and War Horse…of those I haven’t seen Extremely Loud and Incredibly close and The Help

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

The Help is a horrible movie. Frankly Moneyball wasn’t that great. if this is the best that Hollywood has to offer it’s no wonder they’re making less money.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The review of the Help I remember reading in NY review of books just crushed that movie, highlighting how in its efforts to show racism, it actually fuelled stereotypes themselves, among other things.

To be honest, I don’t think I’ve seen a single movie nominated at the Oscars yet.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

also I hope the Help is that one about black servants in the southern US, and the young white woman who gives them all a voice in her writing.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much, my favourite movie of the year is from Iran (A Separation)

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya I liked Moneyball the book, the movie I thought was pretty boring, don’t see the hype?

by Dr_Furious on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

the only ones I wanted to se of those were money ball and warhorse. but I’d rather see the stage production of the latter

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Warhorse wasn’t that good. Some good scenes but as my wife so aptly put it, “It’s Black Beauty with war… and Black Beauty was better.”

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it that much about the horse? I was kind of hoping it was a WW1 movie with the horse as sort of a secondary thematic inclusion.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s the way I interpreted it (as not being primarily about the horse).

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s good then, I would rather see a WW1 movie than a horse movie.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

WW1 movies are far too rate…I assume because its far too depressing and the Americans kind of showed up to the party late

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

They showed up late to WWII as well…

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

yes but at least in WWII they were there for more than half of it… and were there for the part everyone remembers best (invasion of europe)

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

They were also attacked…very poorly but it did happen

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

it wasn’t a poor attack Pearl Harbour was a dumb attack but overall a well executed plan.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t they fail to attack their fuel supply and maintenance facility? Seems like that would have slowed down the US a bit

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

And the carriers were out at sea on maneuvers which their intelligence failed to notice.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

They could’ve launched a 2nd raid and completely decimated the whole base, they had barely any defenses left. They were worried about the carriers. However they also outnumbered the carriers 8-3 IIRC. They could’ve sat there launched 1 or 2 more attacks then waited for the carriers and been “Come at me bro”.

Even still they kept the US Navy in the pacific weak for almost a full year and were able to take over places like Guam and Wake which would’ve been much harder against a full fleet.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Sleeping Giant and all that.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep… all they did was break the Giants left knee cap when with better execution (the original plan was to include the 2nd air raid and the destruction of the carriers) they could’ve cut off the whole left leg.

If the Japanese destroyed the entire pacific fleet they were planning on, they would’ve had tons of time to build their airstrips across the pacific to cut off all shipping lanes and keep the US from launching any attacks without the use of carriers.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions  

or they could not have provoked the USA at all and built up the air strips and defences with out being harassed

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I mean they basically were taking over all of east asia. more or less.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You don’t find many movies about WWII in North Africa or, the eastern front, or Italy or even pre-1944 europe…

Its all DDay on, or Pacific (iwo and guadalcanal mostly)

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I just think WWII is more easily adapted to film. Has a much clearer enemy and has less depressing trench warfare.

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Up until a couple of years ago I was much more interested in WWII than WWI. Now I’m writing my master’s thesis on the resettlement of WWI soldiers in Canada… funny how interests change.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats a pretty interesting topic, I just skimmed over it in my Canadian history class a few years ago

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Also WWII was, you know, about something (stopping an aggressive regime from taking over Europe, etc.), whereas WWI was a terrible waste of human life that just ended up causing the next even greater loss of life.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

All Quiet on the Western Front pretty much nailed it. Though, I only read the book.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

All I have to say is thank god Hitler was kinda an idiot or else Germany would’ve won the war at least for a little while…

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Well one of the current issues I’d say in WWII historiography is grappling with the horrible atrocities the Allies committed both in Germany and Japan. It’s a diffiucult subject given how veterans in that war are (rightfully, I think) treated so respectfully.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The should/shouldn’t have dropped the A bomb debate is ongoing for sure

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

The atrocities committed on both sides were insane.

by WizardofNaz on Jan 24, 2012 4:58 PM EST up reply actions  

War is a pretty terrible thing for all involved, especially if you are a civilian. A lot of innocents paid dearly for simply being born in a country involved.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

War is hell

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Well it was more about why Truman used it than if it should have been used or not.

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

My thoughts too. So many potentially good war movies are ruined by love stories or other gimmicks. War Horse comes close to falling into that trap, but I think it just narrowly avoids it.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Pretty much. Its incredibly sappy but it kind of lets you know that at the outset and if you go along with it it can be entertaining

by TheDeek on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

The stage show is completely from the horse’s point of view, the movie is less centered on the horse and does more about the people around the horse… but the movie follows the horse through its life pre and during war.

And I get the reason, WWI was the last war which horses were used and abused… but again, it pretty much is the Black Beauty story. Not really enough about the war to make it a truly war film.

Oh, and for the most part, the accents are horribly done that you get confused to which side you are watching.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to sit through about half an hour or so of pre-war horse and farm storylines.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

As bad as Kevin Costner as Robin Hood?

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

At times. For a while, I could have sworn it was the French army, but it was the Germans. Didn’t know what accent they were going for.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I like Kevin Costner’s decision. Just don’t even bother faking the accent

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Exactly.

The worst ever is when people speak in a Russian or German accent in a movie where they would realistically be speaking Russian or German. Why would they be speaking English with an accent?

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually hate it when movies set in foreign places with supposedly foreign characters all speak Engish, with different (and confusing) accents. I’d rather have subtitles, but I understand that doesn’t sell.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldn’t rather have subtitles, just don’t see the need for the accents.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

But some people can’t watch a movie with subtitles

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

the blind? That would be my only guess. Maybe the dyslexic, too.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve heard many people say they can’t. I usually shut my mouth and not inquire as to why because I am afraid of the answer

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They can’t read unless they follow the words with their finger?

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

That would be my guess

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by D_Tone666 on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Do they read books? I love watching subtitled movies, foreign movies are among my favourite.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I prefer to watch (some) movies with subtitles, just because so many movies over the last 5 or so years have huge variances in audio, where the explosions are loud but the dialogue is close to a whisper. I have a poor TV, and so I have to constantly change the volume throughout. Subtitles fix that.

by MrSmithy on Jan 24, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with one or the other – don’t bother with accents or go with the actual languages. Warhorse I think would have done better with the armies speaking french, english and german.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

The Passion of the Christ sold just fine! (I know, exception to the rule)

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, it really pissed me off that the Germans have a mixture of French, British, and quasi-German accents.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

To be fair, all the Germans could have been from the Alsace area, but that wasn’t likely and movies are better off not being so confusing.

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Alsacians have a pretty peculiar accent….

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I could just see an actor think:

Well, the fighting happened on the German/French border… maybe I should try that accent for authenticity. Hell-o Oscar!

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by Learn2Leaf on Jan 24, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

after working with them I have come to hate actors.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 5:06 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

elseldo?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 24, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

When Fallon hosted SNL they did a Warhorse bit. Excellent. Man I love Fallon

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by Isosceles Kramer on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

That was one of the best episodes in a while. He was awesome on it

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by leafer1984 on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve seen The Help, Midnight in Paris, and Moneyball… of those I would probably say Midnight in Paris is the best film. Want to see Hugo, War Horse, and The Descendants.

If it was up to me, from the ones I’ve seen, Rise of the Planet of the Apes would be nominated and win. Wasn’t a great year for amazing cinema.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The Muppets. done.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Haven’t seen it. Really want to. Could change my mind for my favourite movie when I see it.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I haven’t been that excited for a movie on a long long time.

Disney loves having tons of previews and I stood up nd yelled into the projection room for them to skip the previews after 10 min.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

The Hobbit comes out this year, I’m excited for that. I am also pumped to see the Muppets when it comes out on Bluray.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Perfected Muppet comedy – funny for kids, funny for adults, great work with the 4th wall.

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by Bower Power on Jan 24, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

The only movie I’ve seen is War Horse. Terribly cliched, but still a good movie, visually stunning.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw those commercials and thought “Why isn’t this animated?” I might take it more seriously if the horse talked and had a anthropomorphic wagon buddy.

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah what I’ve heard about the movie I think I would find more acceptable in a stage production.

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:38 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

it really wasn’t. I think the only ones I will end up seeing are The Descendants, Moneyball (I like Michael Lewis books and its supposed to be good, so I overlook the baseball), Midnight in Paris and possibly the Tree of Life.

by Goosemonster on Jan 24, 2012 4:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I saw Midnight in Paris on a plane and still thought it was great, I would imagine it is better on an actual screen or TV.

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by Shield on Jan 24, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo would be there

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by sportsfan2 on Jan 24, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck that FTB took a long time to read. I wish you could minimize a whole thread you have no interest in.

by pho king awesome on Jan 24, 2012 4:26 PM EST reply actions  

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by SkinnyFish on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

skinny’s getting all my recs today

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by elseldo on Jan 24, 2012 4:30 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

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