Boston Bruins (Not pictured: Timothy "Kaczynski" Thomas) meet President Barack Obama. What did...

Boston Bruins (Not pictured: Timothy "Kaczynski" Thomas) meet President Barack Obama. What did Barack say to Marchand to make him turn red?

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The jerk store called, they’re running out of you

by YakovMironov on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

Hey, Brad? You’re a real [pause] piece of shit. You know that?

/laughter
/applause

by lucc on Jan 25, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions 6 recs

Maybe I could put you in charge of all the debt problems. You can low bridge them down to a reasonable amount

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST reply actions 6 recs

This Brad Marchand reminds me of my Republican opponents – go in for the crazy cheap shot, then claim you were just shooting from the hip.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 25, 2012 2:38 PM EST reply actions 7 recs

I’m still on twitter…

and you thought it was over...

by Bullets on Jan 25, 2012 2:39 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

I’ll show Tim Thomas my birth certificate when Brad wins the Lady Byng.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

I heard Brad wears his boxers in the showers. Brad, is this true? Brad?

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by pho king awesome on Jan 25, 2012 2:41 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Who did you have to mug for that suit?

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Jan 25, 2012 2:42 PM EST reply actions 5 recs

Who farted?

I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg

by theninjagreg on Jan 25, 2012 2:44 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

Then there’s Brian Gionta, the little ball of ha-my mistake, Brad Marchand, I just saw you out of the corner of my eye.

Shouldn’t you play for the Canadiens?

by Dr_Furious on Jan 25, 2012 2:48 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Chara pulls off first successful ventriloquist act with Brad Marchand as the puppet

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 25, 2012 2:49 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

When i heard that a giant douche wasn’t coming to my house today i assumed it was going to be you

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by pho king awesome on Jan 25, 2012 2:54 PM EST reply actions 7 recs

These are really good so far. Can I just say that Claude Julien looks adorable and A LOT like Bill from King of the Hill in this picture?

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by PPP on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

If that’s the case, Brad Marchand can be Boomhauer because his speech is just as comprehensible as Boomhauer’s.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 25, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

title

[insert witty remark about being on twitter here]

by Tickle Me Aulie on Jan 25, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions 14 recs

Whoa.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I also just realized that Chirelli looks like Armin Shimerman with glasses

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 25, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs

wow fantastic

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-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

That’s great!
I miss having tons of free time to do pointless shit like this!

by The Muppet on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Totally does. Bill Doughtry

"I will actually score as many times as Kulemin assists me."
-Mikhail Grabovski

by MapleLeafMole on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

No he looks like a fucking thumb wearing a hat. Hold on.

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by Chemmy on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

SEE?

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by Chemmy on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs

why is he so sad?

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Seriously, looks like someone just told him that all dogs don’t go to heaven.

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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs

dog or thumb?

Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt

by Chi-town leafs on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

wendel always looks like that when someone isnt feeding him

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 25, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

He crawled over and sat down in the shot while I was trying to take it. Fantastic dog.

“Maybe you forgot about me I’m lonely what’s going on. :(”

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by Chemmy on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

“usually when you point that thing at me, I get a treat for sitting still, what happens if i do it on my own?”

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 25, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

Forget Keslurking… Barkbombing is where it’s at.

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by Kevin Sellathamby on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

who is the dude standing beside Chara, and why is Chara standing in a hole?

by crazyliver on Jan 25, 2012 2:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

nah, the other guy is just standing on the elephant in the room left by tim thomas’ not showing up

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by JaredFromLondon on Jan 25, 2012 3:01 PM EST up reply actions 9 recs

Yes, I was going to say Chara is standing in a hole and everyone next to him are standing on some giant bleachers specially made for this event.

by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Jan 25, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I called my good friend Peter Chiarelli the other day, and I said “Pete” – Pete is what I call Peter, you see – so I said “Pete, I’m looking for a new Chairman of the SEC. The only real qualification is that this person needs to have no scruples. You know, the kind of guy who doesn’t really care about rules so long as there’s money to be made from breaking them. Do you know of anyone like that?” Well, as I’m sure you’ve all guessed by now, it didn’t take him but two seconds to name one Mr. Brad Marchand as an ideal choice for the role.

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by Draglikepull on Jan 25, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions 4 recs