Maple Leafs Fan Cheering Guide - January 31st

As the 2011-12 regular season enters the home stretch, the Playoff race is beginning to tighten. For the Leafs, their job is simple; win hockey games. For the rest of the league, it's a little more complicated; win or lose games based on how it would impact the Maple Leafs playoff chances. Now if you're of the sort to believe that wearing a certain article of clothing can affect a team's play, or that stepping on a crack with break Sidney Crosby's C1 and C2 vertebrae, then you also have some work to do.

Here is you first in a daily feature called the "Maple Leafs Fan Cheering Guide". It's a handy little go-to guide that lets Leafs fans know who they should be rooting for in Eastern Conference hockey game. Without further ado, tonight's guide:

Ottawa Senators at Boston Bruins - FUCK THE SENS!

New York Rangers at New Jersey Devils - GO LUNDQVIST!

Winnipeg Jets at Philadelphia Flyers - GO FLYERS!!!1

New York Islanders at Carolina Hurricanes - GO TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS CIRCA 2009!

Buffalo Sabres at Montreal Canadiens - VIVA LOS BUFFASLUGS!

Washington Capitals at Tampa Bay Lightning - GO WASHINGTON OVECHKINS! STEVEN STAMKOSES!

and most importantly

Toronto Maple Leafs at Pittsburgh Penguins - GO LEAFS GO!

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