Oh shit, not you guys again
by birky on Feb 1, 2012 7:00 PM EST
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PrintPittsburgh Penguins at Toronto Maple Leafs, Feb 1, 2012 7:30 PM EST
Air Canada Centre | Toronto, Ontario
7:00 PM
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[Preview] - [PensBurgh] - [Game Page]
SkinnyFish edit because I'm taking this shit over.
In light of the recent Howard Berger post, tonight's GDT has a new rule. I’m instituting a MANDATORY cussing policy. Every comment MUST include at least 1 curse word. Any comment without a curse word should be flagged immediately for not following the fucking rules.
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GO LEAFS GO!!!
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GO LEAFS GO!
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
by elseldo on Feb 1, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GO LEAFS GO!
Big character game tonight.
Playoffs. Please God Playoffs!
by Saanich West on Feb 1, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
GO LEAFS GO!
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
LEAFS FUCKING GO!!!
In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case
by PKSube on Feb 1, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCKING GO LEAFS FUCKING GO!
learn to follow the rules, people
Fuck Kerry Fraser
by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
SOMEBODY FUCKIN' GO LEAFS GO!
No one ever suspects the butterfly...
by Caleafornia on Feb 1, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
God I hate 7:30 games. Especially when I forget it is a 7:30 game after I already opened my beer.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
rule is you have to finish that beer before puck drop now
Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
Oh I will that is the problem. After this Beer and my next beer, I will only have 7 beers left!
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
what the hell are you going to do after the 1st period?
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions
The Spero Special. 6pack of Carlsberg followed buy 3 exotic beers I can’t even pronounce.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
only counts below the fish’s comment
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Yes yes it is
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
SMASHBOMB
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha awesome our team captain’s a rep for them!
Hoptical for me!
by The Blue Spirit on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
So I did this a few weeks ago, meant to keep going but haven’t been here for the beginning of game threads.
Anyways, here is your pre game listening for this evenings contest. Seeing as how last night was fucking bullshit of the highest order robbery, well this seems relevant. Plus The Clash is awesome:
Can I hang
out here again or am I public enemy #1 now?
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Feb 1, 2012 7:09 PM EST reply actions
Who the fuck are you?
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 1, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
the bathroom mirror must be a terrifying daily experience
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions
I was
here for the game last night….
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Feb 1, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
What game last night? This is the Leafs’ first game back after the ASG.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
Loss amnesia is the only thing that keeps us going.
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions
Be nice to him
He’s a good guy
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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Flagged.
Read the fucking rules ya fanny.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
Last night he was commenting from the fucking future
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
In light of the recent Howard Berger post, tonight's GDT has a new rule.
I’m instituting a MANDATORY cussing policy. Every comment MUST include at least 1 curse word. Any comment below this one without a curse word should be flagged immediately for not following the fucking rules.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
who the fuck do you think you are? this my my god damned GDT, and I make the rules
Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
horseshit, I say
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
ball...ass...poo
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions
well fuck
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions
what a fucking ridiculous rule………i don’t fucking agree
Toronto Maple Leafs: Lupul is Lupul backwards
Twitter
Right here shit for brains
http://www.bergerbytes.ca/2012/02/graphic-vulgar-yet-revealing/
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
Someone offended Berger’s dainty fucking sensibilities? Oh no. Whatever shall he do?
RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter
Judge for yourself, however, whether you, or any person you know, would have gone to a lap-top and reacted in the following manner (comments preceded by user tag):
Fuck yes. Me and everyone I know, actually.
RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter
So swearing makes me the “lowest common denominator?” Fuck is that?
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
You better not use any fucking words I don’t, or everyone will think you’re a giant piece of shit.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Poop.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
GO FUCKING LEAFS GO !!! YOU FUCKS!!!
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions
Get this shit the fuck out of here.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
Oh fuck
If you don’t use swears, just replay to comments above.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions
I can top that with the Berger special:
HOCKEYBUZZ
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
DAMIEN COX
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 7:18 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
Glenn Healy is a testicle shitting rectal wart
In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case
by PKSube on Feb 1, 2012 7:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Guess I dust off the Reimer jersey tonight…….
"Pass to the Left, Cause the Right is Wrong!!"
Reimer........
@Scradam31
by LeafsLaughToo on Feb 1, 2012 7:21 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Edit : shit
"Pass to the Left, Cause the Right is Wrong!!"
Reimer........
@Scradam31
by LeafsLaughToo on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The ridiculous Thread thus far has been brought to you by,
7:30 games
Nothing makes grown adults turn into swearing children, like 7:30 games
You fucks
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
Joffery Lupul is part fucking hipster.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:21 PM EST reply actions
He wears a fucking scarf. What was your first fucking clue?
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck you. There’s nothing wrong with scarves.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
He also has an Arcade Fire poster in his fucking apartment. And like My Morning Jacket.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:24 PM EST up reply actions
The swearing made it sound like a condemnation. I don’t really give a shit.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
…says the guy who recognizes that reference and knows who those fucks are. Because I have no fucking clue.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST up reply actions
There’s nothing wrong with Arcade Fire. I don’t care if they’ve gotten popular and it annoys people, their music is excellent.
Again the bullshit swearing makes it seem like I have a problem with this.
I really want to fucking hang out with Lupul.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
His awesome overcomes his fucking hipsterness.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:25 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking fucking Fucking fucking fucking fucking Fucking fucking
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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I have never stolen a sign before but I would consider a first for this one.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
I bet she couldn’t resist Lupul
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
FUCKING FLAGGED
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FOR FUCK SAKES
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:25 PM EST reply actions
Hey Berger, you cunt.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 7:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
as a Scott, you can get away with that one
fuck
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
I’m so glad you’re here. Nothing excites me more than British curse words. Say bloody, please.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
That’s Australian you fucking twat!
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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Wank off, you bloody tosspot.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
How about you say, expelliarmus. Shithead.
The Leafs are my Rushmore
Certified Grabbo Lover and member of the PPPPP
I also write things about stuff over at the Leafs Nation
by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 1, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions
The sodding hell does that mean?
I might go meta and start using rhyming slang.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
Tosser
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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Shit fuck ass tits testicles cunt cock Glenn Healy
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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What the fuck man.
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions
I want to wear my fucking Grabbo jersey
but everytime I wear it at the start of a game we fucking lose.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Don’t call Steigerwald a loathsome homer or his brother will be pissed.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
is he a vampire too?
shit
Resident Internet Tough Guy
by JaredFromLondon on Feb 1, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
IRONY
Berger trying to descredit intelligent non-media fan bloggers for their foulmouths in the same day as a TV broadcaster fits two f-bombs in a 20 second window in, seemlingly, his ‘spare time’.
FUCK OFF MUCH?
Reimer Reimer Gotta be startin Reimer
Why? Because I fucking said so!
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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Heh. Funny that we’re swearing up a fuckin’ storm when we’re starting a goalie that doesn’t cuss.
Good shit.
by Sgt. Chuckles McLafferty on Feb 1, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions
If things go badly we’re already fuckin’ swearing.
If things go well we’re already fuckin’ swearing.
No one ever suspects the butterfly...
Fuck it, well do it live
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
If things go badly we’re already fuckin’swearingdrinkin’.
If things go well we’re already fuckin’swearingdrinkin’.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
i love this shit! go kessel go! dirty fuckin’ burgers!
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 7:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Are you looking at my fucking gut?
Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret.
- Sten, of the Qunari
Fuck. Green eggs and haaammmmmmm.
by rriver89 on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
This fucking game is going to be a motherfucking riot. We’re gonna monkey-fuck the fuck out of the fucking Penguins. They’re going to shit all over the visitor’s bench and we’ll have to call in the cocksuckers from the ACC cleaning crew to gather that shit up. It’ll soak into the fucking bench though, so the assturds will have to shave a few cunt-hairs worth of wood off taht motherfucker before it can be fucking used again.
Next season of 24/7: "I am named Mikhail. I watch video to fold together strategy. I want outdoors to fight bravely."
by Peter de Chatham on Feb 1, 2012 7:33 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
fuck the refs and fuck Malkin!
Just gotta get that out of the way.
Fuck.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
fuck your fucking otters. Platypi are where it's at bitches
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
fucking A boys, lets kill these bitches!!!
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Did they say Fleury isn't playing?
Fuck yeah
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
You guys need to get a more creative. I mean I understand that fuck is a very versatile word, but for Christ’s sake there a lot more to choose from.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
Shitcunt?
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions
SOMEBODY FUCKING GOOOOOOO
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
I’m going to freak if the Big Fuckin’ Tuna doesn’t score tonight. he’s slumping!!!!!!1
well, that escalated quickly
big tuna with the dirty burger!! and lupul scores the hat rack!!! assholes
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
im calling it right now, Lupul with the HAT RACK!!!
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 7:42 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
Roy, you lifted a city bus once! That takes real power!
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
Golly gee mister. Your proper fucking right!
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions
I love Crosby as much as the next heterosexual man but I can’t take it anymore..
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
fuck alyonka larionov
Yeah
Leaf fan in Ottawa.
by joe leaf fan on Feb 1, 2012 7:40 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Well, okay, if I have to.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
what is this shit for fucking howard berger article?
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:40 PM EST reply actions
thanks asswad
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions
fucking bloodbath.....
i want a motherfucking football score tonight… I want 7+ for the good guys, and if the other fuckos get a field goal, thats whatever
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
howard berger
needs to stop clutching his mother fucking pearls.
(this is not a sexist comment. it’s now an accepted colloquialism).
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:43 PM EST reply actions
I’m pretty sure Phaneuf thinks accuracy is a dirty fucking word.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions
No one gives a fuck about your family friendly opinions.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 7:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What is this, fucking amateur hour?
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
probably brought his fuckin toys with him
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions
What an asshole. Just use the equipment they have at the alley.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
GO LEAFS!
Hey everyone, let’s kick some ass tonight eh!
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
shit
stop staring at me swan
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I thought he was just fucking scratched.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:48 PM EST up reply actions
kessel and lupul combine for that hat rack, assholes
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 7:46 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
fuck
could’ve gotten away with it too if it wasn’t for those meddling refs…
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Hah, stupid fucking Letang
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 7:48 PM EST reply actions
nerve wracking
already..
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
***
pretty fucking nervewracking
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Fucking flagged.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions
WOAHHWOAHWOAH
FUCK YOU pens
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
No shit. Awesome.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions
I mean
FUCKING BROADSIDE CANNON ARMED.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
Consider yourself redeemed, asshole.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
WHY IS PHANEUF BELOW THE MOTHER FUCKING GOAL LINE?
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions
THE GOAL HE CREATED LAST FUCKING NIGHT WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A CIVIL FUCKING DISCUSSION
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
just because it worked out once doesn’t mean the asshole should do it every rush.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions
hahahahaha
Fuck Matt Cooke.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I second this
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Watch your god damned mouth.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions
urgh. this game is kind of shitty so far.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:50 PM EST reply actions
hahahaha.
(fuck)
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
see now i have no idea what the fuck is going on. did cooke score? did reimer suck?!
The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.
Reimer rocked that shit, Cooke is a god damned tool
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
this thread has tourette’s.
cock.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:51 PM EST reply actions
Do any other teams have this type of trouble getting into the zone on the PP?
by potvin vs hextall on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions
Think this is swearing?
Well the Pens better not score tonight…
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Reimer would not fucking approve of this thread.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:52 PM EST reply actions
And by the sounds of it
TSN wouldn’t approve of his opinion, and instead ask for Gustavssons opinion.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
i’m watching the goddamn pittsburgh feed so you’ll have to enlighten me
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
not even in this instance
but in general they don’t seem to like him.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
he might be moron you insensitive twat
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING FUCK. fuck…
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
poet fucking laureate.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions
but he fuckin wouldn’t judge us either.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
Gee fucking wiz, this concerns me greatly.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions
He gave up his vote by being born in fucking Manitoba
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Go fucking educate yourselves, cocksuckers.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Flagged for posting a video from the god damned Bell Centre.
Rec’d for blink.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:54 PM EST up reply actions
I like blink.
true story. I feel in love with a girl from the rock show.
fuckturd
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions
How can you not love a band with a song about fucking a dog?
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions
this fuckin' thread
is a motherfucker to keep up with on the mobile app! Goddamn.
by yesguy on Feb 1, 2012 7:53 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
who in the sweet name of fuck is sitting on D tonight?
Hear that? That's the sound of "leaf fans" scuffling to get back on the bandwagon.
fucking Army and Liles are back tonight?
Shit I’m out of the loop.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Those fuckers at TSN are streaming the game. Fuckin’ A
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
That is the fucking shit. Which shit-ass goalie did you score on?
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Billy fucking Smith.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Nice fucking job.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
I got the first in on the second i had my head down and all I heard was “NO YOU DON’T” and a stick comes flying at me.
Guy still doesn’t fuck around.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
No rounds of fuck from that guy. Great to see that old cunt still has some compete.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
he was taking kids out. was the shit.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Somebody has to teach those fucking kids what it takes.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
FRANSON
Atta boy…good D
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
FUCK
fucker
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
My gift for this fucking thread
http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=CA#/watch?v=yQN5-FtvjfA
Enjoy
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984
by leafer1984 on Feb 1, 2012 7:57 PM EST via Android app reply actions
I’m on my fuckin phone you prick
Fairweather fans can go to hell
Equal oppurtunity asshole and a proud member of the PPPPP
Follow me on twitter: leafer1984
by leafer1984 on Feb 1, 2012 7:59 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
sucker
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Schlong’d
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck the pens...
fuckers
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Yeah, that counts as a fucking obscenity.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions
somebody always has to cross the fucking line.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
Steckel has the biggest fuckign stick i’ve ever seen
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
that’s way too much fucking information
www.twitter.com/CameronSorley
by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions
/rectum
Either you have an enviable memory, or a pitiable life, to know nothing of regret.
- Sten, of the Qunari
Damn near killed him.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
get a reverse fuckin mohawk, like hawk from the Road Warriors.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
bieber??
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
I have that bieber flow genetics too… I should get bullied more for looking like a fucking asshole.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
I literally have Bieber flow genetics. His mom is my dad’s cousin. Pisses me the fuck off, I have the flow and my dads side of the family compares everything I do to him now. True fucking story.
well you can do the whole goddamn world a favour and smack his bitch ass around a bit at family reunions then
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Letang isn’t bleeding enough
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
by Vitamin_M on Feb 1, 2012 8:03 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
HAH
Karma Letang you fucking cunt whore!
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
"tough to see who's stick it is and they can't guess"?
that’s not what they fucking thought last fucking night
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Normal nights:
“If you don’t know whose stick it was, always blame the Leafs, the shitheads.
“Even if they’re not playing.”
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
Although that’s pretty much what your fucking mom thought last night.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Oh he’s going to need some ointment for that fucking burn.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Meanwhile, it sure fucking looked like Kessel was being crosschecked into the fucking boards and nobody says a fucking thing.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:06 PM EST up reply actions
Regardless of a “shitty” missed call, that’s not a high stick because the other Penguin defenseman cause Kessel to high stick Letang. Not a penalty.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
What's with all the FUCKIN swearin?
F U C K
by Jack rides ducks on Feb 1, 2012 8:06 PM EST reply actions
Fuck. The assholes at work just called me. Yay work.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
great. I just wrote fuck in an e-mail. you dipshits are a fucking terrible influence on me.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
by elseldo on Feb 1, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
that’s fucking awesome. Had to stop myself from saying fuck in a few texts already tonight too
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Let that shit flow free. Bottling fucks up gives you shit-ulcers
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Different kinds of fuck, shit-bird.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
YOU’RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck yeah you did. You just livened up some asshole’s day.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Gardiner
that was fucking sexy, almost went in
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Where the fuck is everyone?
My mood probably depends on the results of last Leafs game. I may have a problem.
its awesome in here. except for the bloody my little poniy posters
Nigels a freaking Bronie.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
this game
feels like the bizzarro world of last goddamn night
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:08 PM EST reply actions
ya no
that isn’t a ‘post’ you clown.
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
i mean shit fuck motherfucker
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
He’s been out a long god damn time, maybe he was too nervous to shit before that game.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
he plays crazy low
i don’t remember him playing THAT fuckin squat before
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
I'm still pissed about last night
I don’t know if I’ll ever get over that horrible fucking embarrassment.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
anyone have the fucking followup shot? where the kid is cheering a Leafs goal?
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions
That one’s questionable as shit.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions
it’s an old-timey swear numbnuts
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
FUCKING UPS
FUCKING ARMDOG
FUCKING STAR-KILLER
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
by AM18 on Feb 1, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
i thought a player couldnt glove the puck in the crease!!! what the fuck!!!
by power-forward on Feb 1, 2012 8:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions
can’t fucking cover it, can bat at it though.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions
"He can take a pounding, and give it too..."
hahaha nice commentary
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
THEY JUST ACTIVATED THE FUCKING GRABOVSKY DEVICE
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:15 PM EST reply actions
made me think of this
barely related but fuckin funny
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
reply fail...?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&ob=av3n
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
by Vitamin_M on Feb 1, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
KIRK
Fuck TNG, that pile of space-hippy bullshit.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions
Did TOS have a fucking episode consisting of a thinly fucking veiled commentary on the encroaching fucking oil crisis. Fuck that this, Star Trek should be punching aliens and green women.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll sum up every fucking episode of TNG I saw: they go back in time, and Riker nearly dies but is saved at the last possible moment.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
…the fuck episodes are you watching? Kirk and crew go back in time and almost then don’t die way the fuck more
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Kirk rarely went back in time, they just landed in planets that used earth history as a basis. get your shit right. “Piece of the Action” was a great episode.
by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions
fuck, you’re right. Although I can think of at least two where they did go back (City On The Edge Of Forever and the one where they go back to the 60s and almost start a nuclear war). But there’s a lot of fucking stupid ones on those “other planets”. The one with the communists and capitalists as cave men and Kirk giving that fucking speech at the end? Fucking BAAAADDDD
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Riker is a smooth ladies man, but gets out-macked by Picard.
Worf is a great warrior who gets beaten by fucking everybody.
And Crusher was totally masturbating that one episode.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
WESLEY!
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Deep Space Fucking Nine is where it’s at.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
“Picard never hit me!”
“I’M NOT FUCKIN’ PICARD!”
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions
obligatory: do you even watch the show?
I watched it straight through. First 5 seasons? They’re alright. Last two? Fucking GOD AWFUL.
I lied. TNG is actually the best.
But even TNG had two fucktastic seasons.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
the first one was fucking terrible. The sad thing is, gene Roddenberry dying and not being in charge of the show anymore was probably the best thing that happened to TNG
Fuck Kerry Fraser
All the swearing fuckin’ us all up!
by yesguy on Feb 1, 2012 8:31 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
ITS ON BLURAY NOW?
Fuck yes I have something to convince my wife to finally replace our shitty fucking TV.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
oh no he didnt...
GRABBO is going to go APESHIT in the second period after that hit… BELIEVE IT
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
GRABBO MODE FUCKING ACTIVATED!
The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.
On a side note..
HOW THE FUCK did the hurricanes get a cup more recently than us…this isn’t fucking fair
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Holy shit
I heard some sailors thought there was a lot of cursing going on in this threat.
Pension Plan Puppets: A Toronto Maple Leafs blog and a group therapy session.
Like reading thoughts confined to 140 characters? I'm on Twitter too.
fucking right there is
www.twitter.com/CameronSorley
by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions
Holy shit, Liles is short. Katherine Dolan could outdo him with some different shoes.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
You don’t have to be tall when you’re that fucking pretty.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
You know if we win tonight, every game day thread will be full of fucking swearing from now on
The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.
That’s not so different as you would fucking think.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
How am I going to tell the goddamn difference?
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
So I'm writing my fucking article
For MarliesHQ on Aulie and Kadri being sent down. I’m gonna open it with a subtle nod to this thread.
Fantastic news is on the way for fans that are looking for this team to go on a big winning streak once again.U
nderstandably, there’s a few of you concerned about half of this equation, as he started bad with the Marlies this year, but right about now, I’m willing to give benefits out the doubt.
Courtesy of the Leafs, who are starting to recover from key injuries, come a defenceman and a forward.
Keith Aulie is the defenceman, and Nazem Kadri is the foward.
by Jeffler on Feb 1, 2012 8:22 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
To quote the good philosopher Kanye West, “Good Ass Job.”
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions
Marc Crawford:
“Khabibulin should be available”
WHO. IN. THE. FUCK. IS. GOING. TO. TRADE. FOR. KHABIBULIN!!!!!
The New York fucking state prison system
www.twitter.com/CameronSorley
by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions
the fuck count
should be forwarded to berger in the morning
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
The Fuck Count?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions
I loved this
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Oh Misfits
You fucking amazing show.
"We've got to stop killing our probation workers!"
Twitter: BarBelleAve
by Bar Belle on Feb 1, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The first two fucking seasons, anyways.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions
What the fuck?
Series 3 was amazing.
Zombie fucking cheerleaders! And Nazis!
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
The cheerleaders episode was the only good episode of the season. The rest of it was boring whiny character drama bullshit. And now the only characters left are the I could not give one single fuck about.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions
I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT SEEING GOMEZ THERE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Grabbo fuckin know FUCK
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
Proud to be responsible for two of those words.
Without signatures, it would just be “fuck,” “shit” and “cock.”
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions
props to article1’s sig making a pretty good jump (paedophile)
Also, this might be the smartest wordcloud ever. “fuck kerry fraser.”
RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter
So last fucking night I was randomly talking about the drive to get an NFL franchise in Toronto, and I came up with two good name ideas:
The Toronto Loyalists, so they’d have an instant rivalry with New England
OR
The Toronto Towers, so they’d have an instant rivalry with New York.
How about The Toronto Enders of the CFL as a Legitimate Fucking Business
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Did they just fucking edit around Pierre McGuire and add in LeBrun through green screen?
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!
…..dick.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
my message to fucks like berger can best be summed up right here
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Of course Grabbo is back on the fuckin’ Leafs bench! He’s been ACTIVATED.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:32 PM EST reply actions
GET IN YOUR FUCKING SEATS, RICH PEOPLE!
Don’t you realize this shit is on national television?
Certified Delusional Optimist
z
tyler kennedy is really fucking ugly
www.twitter.com/CameronSorley
good god
whatever Wilson said mustve been pretty fucking brilliant, good 1st minute
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
IF THATS NOT WAIVED OFF
I’M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT.
fair fucking warning. that was kicked.
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
As a PENS fan, that needs to be goalie interference.
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
or
called back or something lol..
oh and shitdamn
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions
Kicked in, no fucking goal.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:34 PM EST reply actions
They gotta review this
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
zz
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
HAHA
FUCK YOU KUNITZ
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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THIS IS FUCKING KICKED!
The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
kunitz, let’s face it. And I’m not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you’re a cunt. You’re a cunt now, and you’ve always been a cunt. And the only thing that’s going to change is that you’re going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:36 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
In Bruges, nice.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
INSANITY WOLF
thats the vibe in here right now.
fuck
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
absolutely.
personal fave:
“roses are red, violets are blue,
i’ve got a gun, get in the van.”
fuck
.. I know the Leafs abuse me, but its because they LOVE me ..
.. 2/24/2011: I was there ..
@Vitamin_M_
by Vitamin_M on Feb 1, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I'd go more for a Dreadhawk vibe.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions
these pens commentators
are god damn awful
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:38 PM EST reply actions
VERY FUCKING WHAT?
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
they ‘almost score’ on every fucking shot
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions
I’m watching the game in SD just to avoid the god-forsaken travesty that is Root Sports. I tweeted some of their more inane shit last night.
RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter
Greetings gents.
I do believe our side has played a quite admirable match thus far.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
admirable fucking match
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
read the rules asshole
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions
oh. shit.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah yeah, gender and all that. I was trying to talk like a 19th century Englishman.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions
Fucking unacceptable.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
This game is about 1000% less exciting than last night. But if we win I will be at least 2000% happier.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
some would say
8000% shit.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
Obviously those dumbasses know nothing!! It`s at least 10000% shit!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
This is like that fucking southpark episode where they had a Shit counter
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions
25 or 624?
SAXOFUCK
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
So like five fucking times the total number of comments PensBurgh’s GDT thread got yesterday.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions
it’s native… fuck
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Flagged for no fucking swearing
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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dammit Gardiner...
he’s really playing like a puss tonight…
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Your flagrant disregard for the rules fucking disgusts me.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
hit the fucking net please
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Holy shit, the Penguins announcers have got to be the worst goddamn announcers in the league. I mean, shit.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
For fuck’s sake, sorry. I missed the fucking rules because I wasn’t around for that 1st period. You can all stop being assholes. Thanks, douchenozzles.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
As if that fuckface Cooke would ever fight someone straight up. Fuck that shit!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Brownbeaut would fuck his shit up.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Same weightclass, different manbeast class. Brownbeat would sleep inside his fucking corpse TA-NITE!
by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
he fought Evander Kane
and got knocked the fuck out.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
That was fucking awesome
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Don’t bad mouth pussy.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions
Cookie pussy!!!!!!!
ew.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
cookie puss
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
Cookesucker
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Brown only dropped one glove ’cause he knew he could fuck up Cooke with only one hand
Fuck Kerry Fraser
That’s the most logical explanation. Fuck
by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM EST up reply actions
Cooke’s the biggest cunt in the whole fucking league.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
z
Cock off you worthless excuse for a human being Matt Cooke. I hope someone sodemises you with a swordfish, you fuckstain.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
by article1 on Feb 1, 2012 8:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
“sodemises you with a swordfish” You are one sick son of a bitch. Never change.
When losing an argument on the internet, be sure to attack someones grammar. That is the only way to save face.
A fucking swordfish, eh? Not bad.
Other good choices:
Splintery stick.
Soggy end of your own severed arm.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
The entire fucking cast of Spartacus.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST up reply actions
just got the fucking prequel to that show for Christmas. Looking forward to checking it the fuck out
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Second season just started, it’s pretty good. New guy fills in pretty well for Andy Whitfield.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Yup. Really liked him.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Wow
Wrong day for a guy that doesn’t swear to show up at a GDT. I’ll just say this and go: GO LEAFS GO!!!!!!
What is life without hope?
by danishmarshmallow on Feb 1, 2012 8:48 PM EST reply actions
fucking do it! one time you know you want to!
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
What if Reimer were monitoring this thread? He would be pretty disappointed.
What is life without hope?
by danishmarshmallow on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
Reimer...
nice fucking save and good job not giving the rebound up
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Fucking ironic we pick Reimer’s first start to make an all-cursing GDT. Dude doesn’t even fucking swear. Shitty deal for him if he reads this.
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It will blow his fucking head.
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- Niels Bohr
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I kind of hoping he has better shit to do than read 1000 comment gameday fucking threads
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
The celebration thread can be fucking curse-free.
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions
MALKIN GIVE MACARTHUR BIG FUCKING HUG
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
z
Fuck you Geno
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
It’s a fucking powerplay. Get the puck out of your fucking zone.
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off topic
anyone seen Contraband? seeing it later and heard it’s fucking fantastic
well, that escalated quickly
I saw it…. it was alright, but im a massive action/crime movie fan… they’re pretty much all i watch
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BTW what fucking Berger article is the rule referring to
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
Bozak scored on the PP last night, not Macarthur. Get your shit right, Cuthbert.
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FUCK OFF.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
HAHA FUCK YOU! NOW HE’S THE STICK FUCKER NOT ME
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
fucker, as in, motherfucker, not….ah fuck this whorecunt
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
if you consider yourself a stick, yes I do fuck your mother. and then steckel finishes her off
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
bows…eh you can call me the stick fucker until someone scores, then it’s thedeek who’s the stickfucker, or whoever scores if its the Pens. those cunts
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
I’m fucking surprised you didn’t go for the death blow with that one. Calling you a stick-fucker after you called me a stick… That’s a fumble on the play for both of fucking us
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Ahhh fuck dammit… it’s alright, thedeek is the stickfucker now, so you just said thedeek fucks you…I’d correct yourself, you don’t want that rumor going around town
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
what the fuck is going on
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one of either TannShazamm or theDeek is a stick-fucker and we’re not leaving here until we find out which
Fuck Kerry Fraser
well it looks like you’re in fucking second place so far since TannShazamm seems to be protesting a bit too fucking much
Fuck Kerry Fraser
and Gardiner’s still a fucking boy basically, you sick stickfucking fuck
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
Well thedeek brought up someone’s big stick AFTER I DID. he clearly didn’t learn his fucking lesson.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
To be fucking fair my comment was about how fucking Gardiner prevented a god damn goal by Malkin with his stick…nothing to do with its size. It is YOU, my friend, who is the stickfucker
as you know, it’s not the size, it’s how you fucking use it. pervert stickfucker
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
doesn’t fucking count anymore. You missed it so the play is ruled fucking dead. Moving on
Fuck Kerry Fraser
We just had a full conversation about fucking sticks, the mom of the stick, and who’s exactly a “stick fucker”…. fucking incredible.
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
does anyone know
when the last time was that Kessel scored a fucking PP goal?
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions
when the last time was that Kessel scored a fuckingPPgoal?
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions
January FUCKING 19
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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SO NOT THAT FUCKING LONG. MY BAD.
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by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions
I don't care how much it costs right now
Brown – Steckel – Armstrong is a good fucking way to run that line.
next CBA: no fucking salary cap. It’d solve SOO many of our problems with this team/potential free agents
Fuck Kerry Fraser
It worked great in the past!!!
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It always fucking bothered me we weren’t first in payroll…why were we spending less than fucking Detroit/Philly etc
I believe it was mainly because of the USD CAD exchange rate
by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Think of how much money the Sabres could have thrown at Ville fucking Leino and Christian Ehrhoff!
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
/thatsthefuckingjoke.gif
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by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
To the line but not fucking out.
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Too fucking bad the NHL doesn’t offer a commentary-less broadcast option… I’ll throw them my fucking check book for something like that… fuck.
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
no fucking way… I want the on ice shit and fucking crowd noise.
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
It would be cool
If they miked up all the players and let us hear those on the ice…
by ChrisFromParadise on Feb 1, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
Damn
there are so many good skaters in this game.
by McCutchenIsTheTruth on Feb 1, 2012 9:02 PM EST reply actions
Why are they so many fucking shithead bandwagoner Pens fans at the fucking ACC tonight?
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True, but we need to stop playing like shit on the powerplay.
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by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
Why you gotta be the fucking bad news guy?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions
fuck that
www.twitter.com/CameronSorley
by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions
He just said one F-word I don’t fucking approve of using in the GDT.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
what a dickhead Malkin is
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
He looks like a total fuckface.
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:06 PM EST up reply actions
he looks like someone fucked up his face with a bat
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions
Helooks likeis a total fuckface
Don’t make the same goddamn mistake again
Hear that? That's the sound of "leaf fans" scuffling to get back on the bandwagon.
by Saucepass on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Letang needs to cut his fucking hair
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
I wish someone would cut Letang. Just kidding, Kessel already fucking did
by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
This fucking game could cure fucking insomnia.
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
Holy fuck I was thinking the exact same fucking thing! WTF!!!
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
BOB SAGET! I WANT MOAR GOALS!
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 9:08 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
the rum is gone?
/piratesofthefuckingcaribbean
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST up reply actions
Last night is why the rum is always fucking gone.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions
THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO FUCKING SEE
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:09 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
FLAGGED
Too much FUCKING vancouver
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions
and John Fucking Mitchell?
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
WHY DIDN’T I FUCKING THINK OF THAT HAVE THIS INSTEAD:
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I always said those penguins were divers.
Oh yeah, FUCK!
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Canucks are even bigger fucking divers
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 9:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be clear the part of Shamu will be played by the Toronto Maple Leafs
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THE TORONTO MOTHERFUCKIN MAPLE LEAFS, MAN.
TWEET AT ME BRO
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:13 PM EST up reply actions
In light of the recent Howard Berger post, tonight’s GDT has a new rule.
I’m instituting a MANDATORY cussing policy. Every comment MUST include at least 1 curse word. Any comment below this one without a curse word should be flagged immediately for not following the fucking rules.
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 2, 2012 12:10 AM GMT reply actions
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
uh oh I hope I don’t get in big trouble
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Killer whales are glorified porpoises.
Sharks are way fucking cooler.
Paedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland.
Whales and dolphins kill sharks.
And paper covers rock!
FUCK YEAH!
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
FUCK YOU WHALE AND FUCK YOU DOLPHIN
TWEET AT ME BRO
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Killer whales eat sharks.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
fuck those guys are dicks
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
COME BACK ZINC! COME BACK!
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions
Are fucking Bozak and Connolly even kn te god damn line up?
"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 1, 2012 9:10 PM EST reply actions
Connoly’s invisible
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
That’s not completely true. Several times tonight I’ve seen him staring at a teammate battling for the puck fucking 5 feet away.
by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 9:15 PM EST up reply actions
Neal: “Yeah they got a d-man that plays a lot”
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY THAT NEAL
well, that escalated quickly
i hate when i forget how to chew and i bite my goddamn lip
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:13 PM EST reply actions
That’s why I take all my nourishment through a straw.
/don’t call me cocksucker
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
Donkey Semen
So I see NBC cancelled some show because it’s contestants drank donkey spunk.
Isn’t that Matt Cooke’s pre-game snack? Cunt!
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:17 PM EST reply actions
Now I want you to say “Big Floppy Donkey Dick.”
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:18 PM EST up reply actions
Can you imagine how much that sucks for the people who actually drank donkey jizz, especially if they didn’t get any money
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I’m having a Vancouver hard time watching this game. I feel like Mr. fucking Conductor pulling into Sleepy Time Station.
CAPS FUCKING SCORE, BITCHES. 1-1.
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I fucking Laich that
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by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions
I fucking hope so. I was glad they got that one Backstrom,
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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
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CELTIC HAS A HARD FUCKING C YOU WORTHLESS SHITBAGS PRONOUNCING IT LIKE ‘S’ SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY FUCKING CANING
Or punished by Rangers kicking their asses.
That is all.
I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions
Fuck ALL THE POSTS!
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
if we don’t give over 8000 fucks there’s something wrong with the fucking lot of us
Fuck Kerry Fraser
not fucking good enough.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck glenn healy fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck howard berger fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
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Dear fucking neighbours:
Stop fucking smoking or overcooking food or whatever the fuck it is you’re doing in your apartment to make your fucking smoke alarm go off every minute. Fucking cunts.
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this is why apartments suck.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
i mean, ballslapper
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNFB8lGvddw&feature=related
The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.
Fucking relevent:
Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
English, mother fucker! Do you speak it?
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:28 PM EST up reply actions
Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
Fucking giveaway to the Malkin line. Why don’t you put a bull in a fucking china shop, shitheads?
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Schenn leads all NHL defencemen in hits? Fucking nice!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
We don’t need him to deliver any more fucking hits. We need him to play some defense.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions
THE BEST FUCKING DEFENSE IS AN OPPOSING TEAM WITH BROKEN FUCKING CLAVICLES
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK PK TIME
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
Fucking penalty. Fuck that shit.
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Fuck rught off that was a shot that went askew.
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"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
Askew?
That fucker was awry.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
the only reason I’m not is that I’m in an Evidence class with a district attorney teaching it… some fun stories that guy has
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions
any fucking stores you can share with us?
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
well he’s teaching relevance of crime scene photos by showing which ones he could and could not get in an a murder case last year (the guy killed 4 people in 2 states)
Finally got twitter...@mapleleafmjt
by Chi-town leafs on Feb 1, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions
Had a forensics class taught by a former lab tech from the GBI. Legit as balls.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Georgia Bureau of Investigation, or typo?
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Wow, our December PK really brought the fucking curve down for us.
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Reimer, fucking solid.
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I can't wait until we lose this 1-0 in a shootout
and Gustavsson starts the next game because Reimer “didn’t fucking win.”
Certified Delusional Optimist
Killed like it ain’t no thang
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Anybody think Kessel says words like “fuck” and “shit” and “Habs”?
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
Not Habs. Jesus tittyfucking Christ, that’s just too far.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
anyone got a fucking fuck count?
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
but does that include things like “motherfucker” and “fucks” or “fucking” or just count “fuck”? That’s the real fucking question. WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN ADVANCED STATS ON THIS?
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Yes it does. SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH THE GAME.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
DON’T YOU FUCKING YELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
I CAN’T THINK ABOUT STATISTICS. I’M FULL OF BEER. SHITCOCK!
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
USE YOUR FUCKING INDOOR VOICE!
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Fuck ya Penalty Kill
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 9:36 PM EST reply actions 6 recs
I swear to fucking god
If the Leafs win tonight, I will shave my beard into a horseshoe fucking mustache.
MONKEY FUCKING TAIL!
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions
WOW NEAL IS SO FUCKING CLEVER HE DIDN’T PLAY THE PUCK SO SOMEONE ELSE COULD WHAT A GODDAMN GENIUS
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions
Blender in fucking effect.Grabbo with Lupul and Kessel
"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 1, 2012 9:37 PM EST reply actions
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
ck
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
the police
(buttholes)
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM EST up reply actions
AGH SO FUCKING CLOSE GRABOVSKI.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
Fuck yeah, the Kerry Fraser goes our way for fucking once.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
NOW WOULD BE A GREAT TIME TO SCORE A GODDAMNED PP GOAL
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions
Please score
with that suck Letang in the box.
by Jack rides ducks on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions
WE'VE PASSED THE 1000 FUCK MARK
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:39 PM EST reply actions
HAH AND IT'S LETANG
fucker…
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
WHAT WAS THAT FUCKING SHIT ON KESSEL???!!
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:40 PM EST reply actions
That’s " fucking gooooooooooooooooof"
"Reimer, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book" - General George S. Patton (if he was still alive....and played in the Eastern Conference).
by Carl Brewer's Yeast Infection on Feb 1, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions
I feel a lot more fucking comfortable than I did with a 3-goal lead. Is that not fucking sad?
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
it means you’re a fucking Leafs fan
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You fucking excited for the Leafs/Oilers game on the 15th?
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions
Does the Tin-man have a sheet metal cock?
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
he’s asking ‘cause he knows I’m going to that one you ignorant fuck. Also, his cock is probably made of tin same as the rest
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
That’s the joke.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
fuck you and your “jokes”, you live in Manitoba
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
that sounded a bit fucking harsh even for Fuck-Day today
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Yeah, I was going to say I can’t tell when people are seriously mad, or just making good use of Fuck-Day. I’m going to assume the latter.
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
totally the fucking latter. I mostly just feel sad for people that have to live there. Even if all we have is the Riders, at least we’re flat enough for some good fucking natural rinks when it freezes
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
We have lakes fucking everywhere, so it mostly works out. Land of 100,000 lakes isn’t an exaggeration at all. But yeah it’s kind of a shit-hole
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
we have sloughs every fucking where too (or, as some of you eastern fuckers call them “ponds”). Prince Albert (where I grew up) is also pretty much shit. I’ve always said, there’s one good thing about P.A. and it’s the bridge to get the fuck out of P.A.
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
that’s going to be fucking great. Anybody else on here going that knows where would be good to meet up afterwards?
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Dunno if I’ll be in condition after Rexall beer, but might be down for a PPP meetup for the Leafs/Oil game next Monday.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:48 PM EST up reply actions
unless you’re in Saskatoon I won’t be at that fucking one
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Ah, touche.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
yeah, me and another couple fucking guys are making a road trip out there. Neither of them have been to a Leafs game before and I’ve only been to fucking one so it should be a good time. Still think it’d be fun to meet some of the fucking folks from on here if there’s a chance afterwards. Especially if we get to go take over a bar somewhere and laugh at Oilers fans when we win
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
Yeah, Im fucking going with 6 or 7 fuckers from law school. I think all of us are fucking Leafs fans so it’ll be a fucking gongshow. The Rexall beer apparently will beat the shit of you so we’ll see as I have to be half fucking conscious because I’m catching a motherfucking flight the next day.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions
didn’t think it was that fucking bad when I was there in October for the Foo Fighters, but I didn’t have too much since I was fucking wiped from the drive and a night of hard fucking drinking before. Where you guys sitting? We’re in section 202
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
In the “nobody gives a shit department”, the Raptors lost by 36 points to Boston.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
lol basketball
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
Raptors are fucking hopeless.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions
Flagged because fuck basketball.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Raptors Nation:
We prefer winning the sympathies of the 200 Canadians that actually give a fuck about basketball.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 PM EST up reply actions
Woahhhh, let’s not get fucking crazy. The man is gorgeous.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
I can’t tell if you’re implying I’ve fucking overestimated or underestimated.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:46 PM EST reply actions
Grabbo says jabać – fuck
Gustavsson says Helvette – fuck that
Kulemin says Otebis’ – fuck that
Mueller says Fick dich – fuck you
Mikus says Pojeb sa! – go fuck youself
Deschamps says va chier – fuck off
by jeffgm on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
HOLY FUCK
AN ACTUAL GOAL!!!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
CLARKE MOTHERFUCKING MACARTHUR I FUCKING LOVE YOU. EAT SHIT PITTSBURGH.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
GENERAL FUCKING MACARTHUR
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
Sorry, unauthorized hotlinking of copyrighted material not permitted.
CLEARKE FUCKING MACFUCKTHER
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
MACARTROSS
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
OOOOH OOOH OH OOH OH OHHHO HOH OH FUCKING OH
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK YYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
See that wasn't too hard
FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
needs moar fuck
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
UH OH A LEAD….
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
WOOOOO FUCKING HOOOOOO!!!!!!
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
MACARTHUR DOES GO BACK TO FUCKING IWO JIMA OR WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT ISLAND WAS.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 9:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Fuck yes.
Now we have a lead that Malkin can chest-bump into oblivion in about 5 minutes.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
NOT FUCKING ENOUGH FUCK FUCK
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions
Another PP fuck yeah
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
I wonder what the fuck record is for a GDT on here….
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
We need one of those fucking counters like that fucking episode of South Park.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:50 PM EST up reply actions
Also a lot of fucking swear words.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
but the Pens have had some good PK scoring chances tonight
by WorldSeriesTiger on Feb 1, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions
I also love, how after 30 seconds of pressure, fuck head states that the Pens are “coming on to take over the game”. Jump the fucking gun there eh?
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
just because...
Shit
Piss
Fuck
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Fart
Turd
Twat
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions
I fucked your mommmmmmm.
*snare crash snare
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Forgot Barbara Streisand fucker
In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case
ooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOoooooooo
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 9:53 PM EST up reply actions
YEEEEEAEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
We get a shitty call for us?
Everything is happening!
by ChrisFromParadise on Feb 1, 2012 9:52 PM EST reply actions
I've eaten like 2 packs of Mentos
Im fucking wild like that
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
fuck letang…that cunt
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
i’d say he’s more of a dick
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
kris ledick
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
kris lecunt
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions
With Grabovsky I’ll kick yer ass
From here to Maple Leafs square
Oh yeah, motherfucker
I’m put a fuckin puck in right they-ey-ere
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
You get a god damn rec.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 9:55 PM EST up reply actions
I’d fucking rec that if Grabovski was spelled fucking correctly.
by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
These fucking pens announcers are praising JOhnson for delaying the game to give his guys a rest after bitching about Phaneuf doing it 3 fucking minutes ago…I hate these fucks
by WorldSeriesTiger on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions
They were even worse last night…but yeah fucking bad
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
I’m being overly fucking sensitive tonight because of how fucking awful they were last night
by WorldSeriesTiger on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST up reply actions
Colby Armstrong. $3M in fucking intangibles.
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
best way to hold a fucking lead?
don’t let them get a fucking shot
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:56 PM EST reply actions
fuck
Steckel down
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
PISS DRINKER! These almonds are neither roasted nor salted.
fuck.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
those arre the fucking worse.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
*worst
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 9:59 PM EST up reply actions
Well we are on topic, chocolate covered almonds are fucking overrated. honey roasted kicks teh piss out of them. I dream of maple roasted ones one day!
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
i prefer the plain roasted and salted
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions
Almond fucking suck no matter how you eat them
In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case
Fuck off Washington play like a fucking you you useless meatsacs
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
fuck sakes fucking contender*
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
??? means go fuck yourself.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions
Somebody call Cuba and have them fucking nuke Sunrise.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
That game has gotta end somehow with no points given out.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
Nowhere in that rambling, incohherent mess… etc.
/Billy Madison
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
fuck, I fucked up this time too
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
I award you no points and may god have fucking mercy on your soul
by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
z
FUCK YES!
REIMER SHITOUT!
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
SHUTOUT
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
FUCK YEAH
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
make this fucking blue! gif party!!!!
"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM
Fuck yeah!
Rec’d for Icelandic content
by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
REIMER SHUTOUT MOTHERFUCKERS
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 10:01 PM EST reply actions
FUCK YES!
THANK FUCK WE WON!
leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.
WOOO
YES! GOT THE 2! REIMS SOLID LOVE IT! FUCK YEAH
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
the pens came to town and not a fuck was given
by kesselholic on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
correction: a fuck-ton of fucks were given. By us. In this thread. But fuck the Pens
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YOU PITSBURGH
FUCK YOU PITSBURGH
FUCK YOU PITSBURGH
GO THE FUCK HOME
As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.
Reimer shut out!!!!!!
so it means Monster is starting next game, right Ronny?
by WorldSeriesTiger on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
can I stop swearing now?
cause im all fucking cussed out here.
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.
JAMES REIMER’S BACK WITHE THE SHUTOUT
(I think i called this a few days ago…)
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
REIMER TO THE REST OF THE FUCKING LEAGUE:
I’M BACK, FELLOWS!
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
7TH! FUCK YEAH
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 10:02 PM EST reply actions
James Fuckin Reimer
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
z
"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr
Sorry, unauthorized hotlinking of copyrighted material not permitted.
by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
REIMER REIMER GOT TO BE STARTING REIMER
by Goosemonster on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
follow up: james fucking reimer.
by Goosemonster on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
this sums up exactly how I feel.
by Goosemonster on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MAH GAWD! MAH GAWD! EYDGE! WHUT HAS A HIM!?
Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.
by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m sweaty. Is anyone else sweaty?
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH REIMS BACK BABY
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
by TannShazamm on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
It only took one more fucking month this year for Reimer to get good. WELCOME BACK, JAMES REIMER.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 10:03 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
REC’D FOR NO FUCKING TITLES. OR TITTLES
That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.
by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
MaccA with the GW and Reimer with the shutout? 2nd round here we come!
by Orriginal on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
GUESS WHAT GUYS?!?!?! THE LEAFS CAN FUCKING TIE THE SENS IF THEY WIN ON SATURDAY
Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.
by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
And pass them in the standings as well.
Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.
by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This fucking counts
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
FUCK THE SENS!
Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is
by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I was so mad last night i didn’t feed my cat
Tonight she eats
by LeafluvrCC on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
ha, that is funny shit.
That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.
by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
REIMER REIMER GOTTA BE STARTIN REIMER
TWEET AT ME BRO
DAAAAA BLOG
Leaf fan for life! (No, really. They gave me a no-trade clause when I was born.)
by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 10:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
OMFG
THE LEAFS MAY ACTUALLY HAVE 2 COMPETENT FUCKING GOALTENDERS!
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Anyone with a semi final fucking fuck count?
Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.
by TannShazamm on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2012/2/1/2765424/Leafs-Pens-overflow-Fe-1st
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2012/2/1/2765424/Leafs-Pens-overflow-Fe-1st
http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2012/2/1/2765424/Leafs-Pens-overflow-Fe-1st
Pension Plan Puppets
I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
by birky on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
What did we hit, like 1200 FPG?
"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.
by AM18 on Feb 1, 2012 10:05 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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