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Lets keep my mother out of this.

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s fucking phenominal.

99% of player salaries are payed out to only 1% of players. #OccupyNHL
I'm a Twitter twat.
CanadianMaple09 is an effective Facebook stalker.

by MLS on Feb 2, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

just noticing this now… why the Flames logos on the shoulders?

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They were embedded there when he crushed them against the boards, squeezing out their will to live and leaving only their logos.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Tonight

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

( * ) ( * )

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where does that pic of Justin Bieber getting shot come from?

by samspade on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CSI, I think.

Here's my attempt at a witty sig. Didn't really go so well, methinks.

Wise men wonder, while strong men die.

by Cam Oegema on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

CSI

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is that Justin Bieber? I didn’t notice, thought it was just some kid.

by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No. You have to chop them down with an Herring.

by Rythmn Man on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

William Cobbett shall rise from his grave to strike Berger down.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I never thought I`d be tired of swearing, but my stars!

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

1333 fuck yeah! My future kids and grandkids will be so proud of their pops

Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.

by TannShazamm on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Florida winning

Being a Leafs fan makes me bipolar.

by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 10:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Apparently that one guy can’t figure out how to take Caps Lock off

"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.

by AM18 on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

BIG FUCKIN MAC FOR THE WIN WOOOHOOOO!!!!!

by phaneufsmash! on Feb 1, 2012 10:09 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

he doesn’t have teeth…fascinating

Mojo: The libido. The life force. The essence. The right stuff. What the French call a certain... I don't know what.

by TannShazamm on Feb 1, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Ronnie rides the TTC? what a brave man.

by Antogold on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Scary over-achieving dictator puppies are the best puppies.

Unless “puppies” is slang for breasts.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

wow

Come for the truculence, stay for the waffles.

by intp on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

musical acompanyment?

Johnny Cash and Cypress Hill

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

well played

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

although the F with you for disrespecting Johnny

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

YOU GOT THE

POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

So Panthers are up 3-1

by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 10:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mother fucking Capitals loosing to the god damned Panthers.

This angers me.

The First Certified Grabbo Lover

by SkinnyFish on Feb 1, 2012 10:13 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

Toronto

now in 6th place according to sportsclubstats.com

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

I’ve always preferred unusual or foreign words. Shazbut! Scheisskopf!

by MrSmithy on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Arschloch !

" Support Your Local Swedes ! "

by SweKool on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I avoid it at all costs.

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.

by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll take all that I can get.

by JohnerstonRex on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just a beautiful word.

"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.

by AM18 on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

depending on whether you’re a 2nd or 3rd wave feminist, it’s either sexist or feminist. i prefer to avoid it

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it has to be saved for really special occasions. only the worst of the worst deserve to be called the C word.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

for sure. tread lightly.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just say seaward

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.

Certified Delusional Optimist

by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you get off on being withholding.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and the ladies love it

/not really.

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

some do. again, depends on your perspective on feminism.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

8 of 10 girls hate the word cunt. fact(ish)

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The other 2 use the word cunt.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

let’s not go here tonight.

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.

by birky on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

can we go there though?

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Isn’t that where a lot of us try to go? ;)

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re damn right semi-colon followed by close bracket.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cuntscab makes it even dirtier. But I agree I say it far too often, but that will happen when you’re a chef and work with a bunch of fuckin Aussies

it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.

by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

chefs are also known to do a lot of coke….so….

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh another great comment based on nothingness.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it’s a fact jack!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I guess if you say so it is… considering I know a lot of chefs, well known ones at that and I can say that all the ones I know, roughly about 20 or so, none are coke heads but hey what do I know?

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I know 26 and 22 are blowheads.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wait are you talking about guys that work at olive garden or are we talking about guys that create real meals?

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if you can eat it, I say it’s a meal.

by JohnerstonRex on Feb 1, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i know of at least one celebrity canadian chef who is a former blow head.

friend of a friend of a friend type thing.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

also

an MIT prof I know has a son that went to the culinary institute of america, and according to him they’re all blow heads.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

this guy i know used to date a girl whose brother’s sister-in-law was friends with a chef who worked at a place where another chef did blow all the time.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My cousin’s friend’s sister’s dog walker’s imaginary friend’s twin’s imaginer’s best friend said he heard it once.

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i’ve also heard most med students are heavy into coke or pseudopheds.

take that any way you want to.

:)

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Those are the U of T med students. We don’t have nervous break down levels of stress here.

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that’s because your school sucks!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Don’t be knocking Western U!

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My sister and brother-in-law got their degrees there and they’re great doctors. I also had my hip surgery there and was treated very well.

But seriously, fuck Western.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

HIP SURGERY?

Look at old man river over here

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yeah i know, what a loser that i had a congenital hip condition that required surgery.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

oooooooooold man rivvvveeerrrrr

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I was actually 28 when I had my surgery.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m just yanking your chain. I have the worst knees and hips.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i know dude.

what’s up with your knees / hips?

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re both old.

Also, your hips go from too much wanking.

Just before the going blind bit.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Bad genetics, my Dad actually had his knee replaced in November, though it was from a slip and fall. My mom has bad joints too.

Also I played goal for like 15 years.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sounds like me.

i said to my wife tonight just watching goalies doing splits and spreading their legs makes my hips ache.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i played goal for about 10 and had my knee forever fucked by it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I played goal twice, ever. Knees are fine.

#irrelevant

s •

by sportsfan2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

(to be fair, i had an knee surgery @ Western when i was like 16)

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Western Med Alums? Cool!

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol.

lame.

although your advances in cancer treatments are impressive.

but your freshmen girls are whores.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like two good things to me!

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FRESH WHORES!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!1

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#notaproblem

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Adderall, yes.

Coke, not so much.

by DSOD on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, so you know Sally, too?

by MrSmithy on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it’s honestly rampant in the industry from what i’ve been told by various people on the inside.

not that i care that much. so long as you don’t cook my steak rare or medium rare. i said rare-medium rare for fucks sake!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hmm did not know that based on my experience… what I always heard is that some occupations are more susceptible to drug abuse such as professions in health care. I guess bordom and/or access to drugs helps that.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Needle drugs and narcotics are particularly bad in health care.

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, a lot of chefs do blow because of the odd hours and long days. Chefs work hard for the money.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

exactly.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

High-pressure too. Work hard party hard.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Currently finishing up Kitchen Confidential. Hilarious.

RIP Former-and-forever Leaf Wade Belak
Me on Twitter

by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

…so hard for the money!

by JohnerstonRex on Feb 1, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes we sure do

Also ease of access is there. There is usually a bar in the restaurant, and booze and coke go hand in hand. Also a lot of chef turn into alcoholics. It’s a viscous profession but I fucking love it. Working nights which means I can snowboard all winter and play golf all summer

it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.

by Kevin Costner on Feb 2, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

for what it's worth

tons of psychologists i know love the psychedelic drugs.

hell, Francis Crick discovered DNA while on acid.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Acid and shrooms are in a league of their own. Everyone should experience those at one point in their lives.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What’s a “blow head”?

Use it recreationally for a while?
Use it once?
Use it on occasion?
Use it constantly?

by samspade on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yes.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it should be meant as a usual user, not any of the first three.

"There's been four different Cup winners the last four years, and I got one of them (Anaheim) and it was a fighting team. We're playing it that way regardless." - B. Burke, Toronto Maple Leafs GM

by BlueBuds on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Are you trying to imply something?

I also live in Whistler which is know for a pretty crazy party scene

it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.

by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’ve read Anthony Bourdain haven’t you

In summing up, it's the Constitution, it's Mabo, it's justice, it's law, it's the vibe and... No, that's it, it's the vibe. I rest my case

by PKSube on Feb 1, 2012 10:31 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

cunt should be reserved for special occasions.

by Antogold on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Where’s Damien Cox?

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr

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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Cox – 2

If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.

by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahahaha! I RUINED THE CURVE FOR EVERYBODY!

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He has Fuck in his sig too.

"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.

by AM18 on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

…

Fuck that, I’m out.

If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.

by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What about the twats??

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

9 twats if you include the picture if damian cocks

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How ironic

Reimer gets a shutout on swearing night. FUCK YEAH!

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
- Niels Bohr

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by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

FLYING FUCKS FOR FORNICATING FORTITUDE!

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS DOESN"T EVEN MAKE SENSE IM SO HAPPY

The only way to live as a leafs fan: with an self-deprecating sense of humour.

by Frattinator on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THIS MUST BE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I like your attitude

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I love the air Grabovski gets after the goal

Hard to catch in the video but he does a high back jump.

by plen on Feb 1, 2012 10:17 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

He is the true inheritor of the legacy of the “Mike Foligno leap.” Nick who?

Here's my attempt at a witty sig. Didn't really go so well, methinks.

Wise men wonder, while strong men die.

by Cam Oegema on Feb 1, 2012 10:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Colby crackin jokes on LeafsTV postgame..

miss that about that guy

by LeafluvrCC on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Dunno why they dont broadcast postgame in HD on non network games.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fucking NHL.com.

“Reimer quiets Malkin, Penguins in 1-0 victory”

Quiets? QUIETS?

If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.

by Adrian O on Feb 1, 2012 10:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Reimer SILENCES Malkin

now that sounds better

by LeafluvrCC on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

More like silences. Amirite?

by physicalred on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shhhhh. It’s prayer time in the church of Reimer.

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Fixed

NHL.com totally just changed it to “James Reimer silences Malkin, Penguins in 1-0 win over Pittsburgh.”

NHL.com editors read PPP.

by physicalred on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

as they should

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Even though it`s been said a million times already… can I just say how much of a douchebag Berger is?

leaf fan stuck in ottawa, a localized black hole that will suck everything in that area to oblivion.

by stucky on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

All the players on my team have come up to me and said they would welcome a gay player.

paraphrased Burke

As a Toronto sports fan I proudly follow the lessons of lachrymology.
"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.

by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

awesome. good for them.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

3-1 florida. ugh

You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.

by Tats16 on Feb 1, 2012 10:20 PM EST reply actions  

Fuck it, we’ll do it live.

by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

lol. what a cunt.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Any regulation win helps our chances

by plen on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WHO’S PLAYING CLEMMENSEN IN THE POOL TONIGHT?? THIS FUCKING GUY THAT’S WHO.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I played Kuli in my pool these last 2 games, first time since November, just sayin

it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.

by Kevin Costner on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Started Reims tonight…. and Grabbo…. :D

Here's my attempt at a witty sig. Didn't really go so well, methinks.

Wise men wonder, while strong men die.

by Cam Oegema on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Started Phil and Dion in my other league… not quite the same, but still.

Here's my attempt at a witty sig. Didn't really go so well, methinks.

Wise men wonder, while strong men die.

by Cam Oegema on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thoughts

1 – WOOOOOooooooOOOooooo, cough, cough, OOOOOoooo Reimer. What a fucking response.
2 – That GDT was just glorious.
3 – Hmm, let’s see what percentage of comments on Berger’s article contain swearing… wait, it’s telling me I can’t divide by zero. That can’t be right.

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by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Nice defensive game by both teams…..although Pens with some real crappy play all around on the C-Mac goal……Malkin and Grabbo were the two best players out there tonight and Reimer had a solid game after the long hiatus.

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by LeafFan1989 on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Okay so I haven’t seen the Berger post that started this fucking swearing. Can I have a link to the piece of stinking garbage?

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:22 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

fuck ’em!

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’m fucking curious?

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That was supposed to be an exclamation mark. Piece of shit microsoft keyboard.

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You’re Ron Burgundy?

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Search bergerbytes in the FTB. Not going to link him again, just going to encourage him ("and, like people, some elephants are just jerks. Please stop that, Mr. Berger.)

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

“)

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Basically he rip MLHS for not censoring their commenters.

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by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just found it

It may be the most irrelevant article I have ever read. He found a popular site (that was more popular than his) and complained because people swore… Okay… So?

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions  

dumping competition.

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"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.

by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bahahaha! That is like comparing my grandfathers TV to IMAX

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My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Probably his best day for pageviews in a while. The stench of desperation is thick and pungent.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Puck comrade might be my new favorite saying.

"If you've ever questioned whether or not @dboyce47 is a gamer, well, the answer is as plain as the nose that used to be on his face." - Sean Boulton
This is a tweet.

by AM18 on Feb 2, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

FISTPUMP PARTY ON STREETS OF MINSK. I LIKE THIS TYPE OF FIST TALK

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

.......................
Monaluckahiki means hockey in Hawaiian.

by OffTheChest on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sooooo much cuter than Chemmy’s pug.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for use of the verb besmirch.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Rec’d for bully breed.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

3-2

In the florida-washington game

by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST reply actions  

NO FUCKING OVERTIME

by samspade on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:25 PM EST up reply actions  

4-2 Florida

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wee

"We are all agreed that your theory is crazy. The question that divides us is whether it is crazy enough to have a chance of being correct."
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Sorry, unauthorized hotlinking of copyrighted material not permitted.

by Frag on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fuck Mike Weaver

by jeffgm on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Reimers fucking posts screwed over penguins!
3 points in 2 games with penguins – I’ll take it.

by jeffgm on Feb 1, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Just got in from watching the game at the pub with friends… someone care to fill me in on why Berger hates swearing?

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by CanadianMaple09 on Feb 1, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

cause he’s a fucking asshole.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

On his site (berger bytes) he complains about how MLHS has a lot of “vulgarity” in their comments section.

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and he can go deficate in his chapeau for it

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ahem

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by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just found it… I’m not exactly sure what the point of that was. “There is swearing on the internet in comment sections” is what it seems to boil down to.

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by CanadianMaple09 on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And apparently Berger thinks this is a SCOURGE of our society that MUST BE STOPPED!

What a loser.

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by stucky on Feb 1, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, it’s not as if swearing is a good thing, but of all the battles you could fight to make the world a better place, this ranks pretty low on the list.

by MrSmithy on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I am of the opinion that it is not a bad thing either.

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My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I say context is everything. There are definitely times when a swear word is the best word for the occassion. I’d also wager that most swear words are overused in general to the point where they are just filler.

It’s like the exclamation mark! Occasional usage really adds life and expression to phrases! But overuse makes it annoying and loses its meaning!

by MrSmithy on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

When every random swear word gets called out for simple vulgarity, a real fight against hurtful, discriminatory language gets diluted.

Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

See the use of a word against someone or to belittle someone (or a group of someones), etc is negative. But the simple use of a word I don’t really see as a problem.

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
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My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NHL.com’s fucking stupid pun of the day: Reim Session

kfshfbjsdfbskdjfbsdkfjhhjbk (head being slammed off keyboard)

Hear that? That's the sound of "leaf fans" scuffling to get back on the bandwagon.

by Saucepass on Feb 1, 2012 10:28 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I like, but we all know where the cannon should really have been drawn in.

Next season of 24/7: "I am named Mikhail. I watch video to fold together strategy. I want outdoors to fight bravely."

by Peter de Chatham on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’d also accept the Leafs logo on top of the Autobot symbol and the chest being turned blue. Let’s not show any red in there. Who are we, the Habs?

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

well played

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOOOOOO

Although I’m not happy about that Boston matchup, If we catch Ottawa we can totally beat whoever wins the Southeast.

by samspade on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Although I’m not happy about that Boston matchup, If WHEN we catch Ottawa we can totally beat whoever wins the Southeast.

Fixed.

by DSOD on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I cannot begin to describe how happy I would be if we were matched up against Washington for the playoffs.

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by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Not as happy as I’d be matching up against Florida.

by ShahofToronto on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Four game point streak!

Next season of 24/7: "I am named Mikhail. I watch video to fold together strategy. I want outdoors to fight bravely."

by Peter de Chatham on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

clap clap, clap-clap-clap

Certified Delusional Optimist

by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol.

Next season of 24/7: "I am named Mikhail. I watch video to fold together strategy. I want outdoors to fight bravely."

by Peter de Chatham on Feb 1, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Just realized the booing of Alfredsson this Saturday in Ottawa will probably be pronounced as payback for Sens fans’ booing. Heh

by plen on Feb 1, 2012 10:30 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Just realized the booing of Alfredsson this Saturday in Ottawa

As is tradtion.

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by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Woooooo he IS the first star!

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Waffler! Golden crispy, bad guys are history!

Can it before I drive this truculence through your faceulence and put you in an ambulance.

by Brunswick Bruiser on Feb 1, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He has a piece of it stuck to his chin!

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hahhahaha the waffle logo is amazing

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Did not catch that. Awesome!

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
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My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I personally like the nickname “Clarke MacArthur Park.”

My twitter

by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I just realized I don’t care who leads the Southeast since one of them is probably going to be behind us in the standings anyhow.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Even better Ottawa in 9th by Point %

by jeffgm on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

one problem, though

CBC continues to mixup Miami. It’s Miami University. “University of Miami” is in Florida and they don’t have a hockey team.

Jim Hughson made the same mistake with Ryan Jones last year. It’s pretty embarrassing and unprofessional but that’s coming from an Ohio native.

My twitter

by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

YEAH BUDDY

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

heh, I'm not a Miami fan though

Just making that clear. In fact, I hate them. (Bowling Green student here)

My twitter

by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

!!!

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I will, however

Take them winning over any Boston sports team winning ever in any sport.

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by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Thank god they didn’t smear shit all over themselves the only time they played for a championship in school history.

Oh wait, oops.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Well, duh

Do you know nothing about Ohio sports? That’s kind of how it operates always and forever.

My twitter

by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

lol @ ohio

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you had a really good zoom, you could see me next to espresso royale.

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by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Espresso Royale sucks.

/thinksivelearnedintheUS

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You must be thinking of a different Espresso Royale. They had a fantastic bacon+chicken salad sandwich on a bagel.

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by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

why the fuck is it called ‘miami’. i’ve honestly never understood that.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

WOOOOOO

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There’s like 4 sneaky nike logos in this picture.

by DSOD on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It’s located in the Miami Valley. It was founded WAY before the other Miami became a big deal.

My twitter

by sidehacker on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

should probably just close the place down, fyi

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

like the Georgia straits in BC? got it.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve crossed that strait many, many times.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I always do walk-on, and then disembark from the car deck to spend ten minutes with all the dogs.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the funniest situation I had on that ferry was going back to Victoria from a Leafs/Canucks game. My buddy’s car broke down at the terminal, had to push it out of the way and wait for SIX hours (that’s about four sailings) before a tow truck could get us on the boat. Shitty day.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That’s brutal. At least it didn’t break down on the actual ramp. Saw that once on a ferry in Juneau. Good times!

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, there’s only so much shit that can keep you entertained at the Tsawwassen terminal. And that gets old after 20 minutes, let alone 6 hours.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ew, yeah. I usually do Horseshoe→Departure Bay, and both have bars close at hand.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Sad truth is Tsawwassen is still miles ahead of Swartz Bay. They have a coffee shop. That’s literally it.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey, anyone else going to Leafs-Sens in Ottawa on St Patty’s day?

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I’d guess Julian is.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

uhhhh

I am actually…

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I definitely did not realize that that’s St. Patty’s day… I’m going to have to see if I can get my hands on some tickets too…

Finally on the Twitter train, @j6events. Follow me, I swear I'll have interesting thoughts soon!

by BetterThanBester on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Anyone going to wear a St Pats jersey?

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
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My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My buddy has a St Pats jersey…. I may borrow it.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It is the day to wear it.

About time that people finally realized how awesome Gunnar is...
Certified Gunnar & Kule lover!
My new goal: To get the nickname Hebrew Hammer for Mike Brown to take off.

by BCapp on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be brilliant, wish I had one.

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by BetterThanBester on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll be visiting Dublin!!
/kindofexcite

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by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh man

I went. It was amazing.

The next day, as we were leaving basically dead and still drunk, the front page of the Dublin Times or whatever had a huge front page op-ed decrying the hoards of Irish and guests that spent a day of reflection reeling drunk and vomiting in alleys.

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL they were reflecting while vomiting I’m sure. Have any suggestions for places to visit?

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by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

uhhh

I was pretty wasted most of the time but the Guinness Storehouse and the Jameson Distillery are great. The two big churches are fun, walk around downtown. We golfed near the airport that Ryanair flies into which was awesome.

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Sick thanks. the first four days is planned than I’m free for a few weeks.

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"Vancouver, BC: A massive inferiority complex with a city." - TheOtherAndrew
William of Nassau am I, of Dutch blood. Loyal to the fatherland I will remain until I die.

by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 11:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wow, that’s awesome. Just stroll around. Really walkable city.

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by PPP on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

,

Hear that? That's the sound of "leaf fans" scuffling to get back on the bandwagon.

by Saucepass on Feb 1, 2012 10:39 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

so... now there's this:

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

how do i post image

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

good question, apparently I don’t know worth shit

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

…okay, seriously. I R DUM with this, I guess. How I post image?

Fuck Kerry Fraser
Someone here is a stick-fucker and we're not leaving until we find out who it is

by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

THE SECRET OF WINNING IS SWEARING YOU FUCKERS

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 10:42 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Or maybe drinking a full bottle of white wine? That’s what I’m going with.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Canadian?

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll be partaking in a bottle of 2009 Rombauer Chardonnay tonight.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I have that. It’s no Gosling’s.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ve not heard of that brand. Good, I take it?

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh really? Yeah, it’s from Bermuda and not terribly expensive (at least in the US). Check it for sure.

I like Kraken, the bottle rules, but I’m not that into spiced rum. Gosling’s is just dark rum. Shit owns.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

GET THIS SHIT

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ah, okay. I like both black and spiced rums, so Kraken is an excellent mix. If you’ve not had it, I would recommend Mount Gay’s Extra Old. Very good stuff.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s good. If you like rum I’ve been making my own ginger beer from scratch. Ginger beer, Gosling’s: Dark and Stormy baby.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I will definitely have to try that.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Gosling’s is the rum that was used in the first dark and stormy, if history matters to you.

You guys can get Havana Club in Canada right?

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow $26. It’s like $18 here.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

zing

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My job pays for my health care, though if you examine my record I’ve spoken at great length about how America is stupid

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Actually, the price of booze in Ontario is criminal. I’d like the system to be privatized. Prices would come down and revenues would go up – the province wouldn’t have to carry the operating costs of a unionized work force in hundreds of stores around the province.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Am i remembering correctly – you worked on that paper that I came across about recommendations for overhauling Ontario liquor laws?

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Sort of. I represented one of the trade organizations that participated in the study.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Y'know...

… the other day America wrote ME a letter.

Said YOU were stupid.

So there.

Just your opinion.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Brugal, at least when you buy it in the Dominican, is a superior dark rum.

“Ron Mulata” from Cuba isn’t too bad either.

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by Peter de Chatham on Feb 1, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Dark and Stormies are about the only rum drink I’ll drink anymore. Maybe the odd mojito session at the cottage in the summer.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

do you make your own ginger beer or do you drink bad dark and stormys?

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re the fanciest fucking fancy pants i’ve ever (not really) met.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

five star or bust!

by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

don’t worry, i’m particular about my ginger beer. only the good stuff.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

no seriously it’s all shit unless you

1. make it yourself
b. buy it from a shack on the side of the road in Bermuda

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Gosling’s ginger beer in cans is decent-ish. Otherwise look for Blenheim Hot.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

and making it yourself is easy and kinda fun and it’s so good, do it

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

if i can turn it into a fun activity with the kids, then i’m in.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do your kids like grating things?

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hmm. maybe too young still.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Seriously do this: http://www.jeffreymorgenthaler.com/2008/how-to-make-your-own-ginger-beer/

You’ll thank me. You’ll make it and you’ll go “holy shit where has this been my whole life”.

If you think you’ve had ginger beer or ginger ale or a dark and stormy before: you haven’t.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I used this recipe when I made Ginger Beer. It was pretty good.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I haven’t used the cream of tartar, that’s apparently very traditional. I’ll try it next time I make some.

You’d agree that making it yourself is the only way to fly, yes?

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I dig it, but sometimes I’m lazy and buy ginger beer from a nearby Jamaican shop.

I also sometimes slip some Canton into my dark and stormy.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I actually avoid ginger beer for the most part. Too much sugar.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What kind? I find that the drink is boring unless your ginger beer has that fresh ginger heat, and stuff I buy in cans and bottles doesn’t have that.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I think it’s called Old Jamaica (maybe Ol Jamaican?)

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

My Dark and Stormy:

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What is a dark and stormy exactly? Is it three things mixed there? It looks delicious, therefore i’m intrigued

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s rum and ginger beer.

Pictured (L-R): iSi Carbonator, the drink, Gosling’s Rum, a full bottle of ginger beer.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That is some high tech shit for getting drunk. I love it. So the carbonator works exactly like it sounds I guess.

Time to make another drink – thirsty all of a sudden.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You can also just put champagne yeast in the bottles and wait four days.

But fuck that, get a carbonator.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Like seltzer, but no extra liquid, just give it a blast i guess.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

#fancydrinks

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by CameronSorley on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dark rum
ginger beer
muddled lime
mint
ice

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

whoa whoa whoa, mint?

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sorry, got messed up there. i was envisioning mojito night at the same time as dark and stormy night. they’re often the same night actually.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mojitos are great. Once you learn how to make microwave simple syrup you’re off to the races.

I’d stab one of you for a bottle of Havana Club fyi

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

dislike Rum, but I kind of want to try a mojito

by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Next time you come over I’ll make you one.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Do you also dislike freedom and laughter of children at play?

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I get really good Havana Club all the time when my pa goes to Cuba.

Nice dark 7 year old. Deeeeelicious.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*rereads very creepy

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You can buy it in Canada.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah but it tastes better when it says 8$ on the bottle.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Mojitoes are what happens when you give good rum to people who think coolers are awesome.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Good rum? Just use Bacardi.

Also awesome: caipirinhas.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

new zealand. Villa Maria Sauvignon Blanc.

Pretty much the only white I drink is NZ SB.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NZ SB is for pussies. straight up.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

hrmmmm

bad choice of words perhaps.

NZ SB is for people who don’t know any better. Like aussie Shiraz and Cali Zin.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

MISOGYNIST. THIS IS WHY WOMEN DON’T COME HERE.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought it was cuz of all the Dukes of Hazzard posters we have up in the cafeteria?

by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

uggggggh

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

What's wrong with being sexy?

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Oh, I'm sorry, just one moment. Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Love em all. Well, maybe not Aussie shiraz so much anymore.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There is only Aussie Shiraz.

Everything else is Plonk for Poseurs.

This means you, VRN.

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by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

for about 2 years the Bortoli ‘Vat 8’ shiraz was our midweek wine. I kind of got sick of it.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So move on to Vat 9, for fuck sake.

/bubbles’d

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by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re making a lot of sense NNU. maybe too much.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Take my advice

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by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Most Australian shiraz taste like Robitussin.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Also, buying it is supporting crime.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Because Australia was founded by convicts.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

agreed.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re a rich asshole. drink Sancerre instead.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i’ve got a couple bottles in the wine fridge actually.

sancerre’s good, so is pouilly-fuisse, but the price you have to pay for a decent bottle just isn’t right. it certainly doesn’t lend itself to frequent drinking it.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

gratuitous ‘it’

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

sorry,

i got carried away there

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by OffTheChest on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why isn’t this comment green?

by samspade on Feb 1, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

maybe on take two...

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions  

fuck!

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOoooooo

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions  

you’re a dick

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you’re a dick

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

(Preview button is your friend.)

by DSOD on Feb 1, 2012 10:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re a dick

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Redeemed.

Certified Delusional Optimist

by TheOtherAndrew on Feb 1, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re a slick?

by DSOD on Feb 1, 2012 10:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Your a trick?

At least it's not Lebda.

by Nifty Mittens on Feb 1, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

you’re a dick

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

fuck’s sake, my abilities to reply and post images seem to be impared tonight

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Is the Leafs PK still perfect in 2012?

by MrSmithy on Feb 1, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

FUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Dr_Furious on Feb 1, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

wouldn’t that be an awesome way to confound the stats people? PK is complete shit in 2011, perfect all of 2012.
Won’t happen (obviously) but that’d be awesome

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Miller said they have to kill the next 39 penalties just to get to 80%. It was insanely bad before the ropes.

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 1, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t give a fuck about their %. If they can go on taking only 1-2 penalties a game for the rest of the season we’ll be in good shape.

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah

They are finishing last so it’s all about a blank slate in 2012.

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

but what if you took out the first 3 months?

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How the fuck did I miss

Swearing night. I swear a ton every game. Also, anyone else love how Reimer does that little thank god thing after games? He was doing that way before Tebow. Fuck Tebow

by jd90 on Feb 1, 2012 10:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

With the win tonight Florida goes from 9th to 3rd. How fucked is that.

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by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

you can’t explain that!

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How fucked?

Charlie Sheen fucked.

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by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The Leafs are now 6 points from 10th. The bigger that gap gets the better.

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by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that’s what happens when one dogshit team has to win a dogshit division

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The Southeast is definitely the AFC West of the NHL.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Every team in the Southeast would be last in the Central if they swapped with Columbus.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

that’s so fucking amazing it makes me wish we were in the Southeast

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

The Leafs would be comfortably in a playoff position (by 10 points I believe) if this was the new conference format.

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by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Theyd also be facing Ottawa in the first round atm.

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by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

so… first round bye for the win?

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

what if we didn’t include the first 13 games though?

by Nigel Cadbury on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

AH IT BURNS

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by BlindSight on Feb 1, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Or Letang.

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by not norm ullman on Feb 1, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I’ve never seen or read Harry Potter but I’ll rec that

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

So, just your average Gustavsson/Reimer debate, then….

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

you asshole

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 1, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I laughed way too hard at this.

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by AM18 on Feb 2, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s a privately printed book. Sounds amazing but the print run is small and the price is crazy. The Star had a huge excerpt last week.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Damn, I really enjoy books about the culture and behind the scenes of hockey and sports.

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by Killer Sundin on Feb 1, 2012 11:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

There’s an insider book I keep seeing at Chapters that might be of interest, then. By Steve Simian, or something like that. Can’t quite remember the name.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s $139.95.

Here’s that Star piece I mentioned.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Why is it that expensive and printed in such small quantities?

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by Killer Sundin on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it’s expensive because it’s printed in such small quantites

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And the paper is made of chocolate.

Sprinkled with ground Dalmatians.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 2, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Dunno. Maybe the dude wants to make some coin?

Most first-time Canadian authors are lucky if they get $5K for their book.

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by mf37 on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Although in this case the author was CEO of a bank.

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by Nirbo on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This reminded me of this book which was originally a limited edition. It’s been re-printed apparently so I think I’m going to pick it up (I love fonts, and the new york subway).

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by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Send me $50.

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by Chemmy on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I can do it for $49.

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.

by not norm ullman on Feb 2, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, make sure he stands tall. That way his head is two feet out of Smurf range.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

nicely done

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Reimer was first

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by Redonred on Feb 1, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions  

See my Twitter where I alluded to this.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 2, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Except Tim Tebow sucks shit.

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by AM18 on Feb 2, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Gustavsson who?

Who’s the monster now?

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by HockeyAnalysis on Feb 1, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

If they can both play like this…wooooo

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yeah, no need to take sides let’s just have two goalies stopping the puck and winning games and our hearts and minds.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

NO! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop playing favorites, Ron.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

How did you— WHO TOLD YOU?!

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions  

It was Zetts.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Looks like “UPS” is going to be delivering a “package” very soon. Well, I’m sending fourteen packages but seventeen will be arriving.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

seventeen will be arriving

Answers door and Wendel commences full body bloodlet punch,

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

At least not after a win ;)

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by PPP on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Getting .934 ESSV% from our starter, and .914 from our backup. Our starter is .903 (with a shitty PKSV%) and our backup .909.

Room for improvement, but I’ll take it.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

So...

Bozak has 3 more points than Connolly in 3 more games.

We really didn’t need to pick up Connolly in the summer, we could easily have filled his spot with Colborne, Boyce. Zigomanis even in my opinion.

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by Joe Ferguson on Feb 1, 2012 11:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Bozak has also been playing with Kessel and Lupul, Connolly has been playing with Joey Crabb.

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by sportsfan2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

So Connolly has been dragging Crabb down, is what you’re saying? Right? Riiiiiiiight?

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions  

’SPLAINS EVERYTHING!

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by sportsfan2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He’s had his fair share of time with Lupul and Kessel as well.

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by Joe Ferguson on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

he was with Kessel and Lupul for a good portion of the season as well (as I recall, at least). It’s a fair comparrison

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No knock on Bozak, and he’s actually looked even better lately, but he was benefitting from playing with Kessel and Lupus.

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh no, the guy who was slumping is doing pretty well when he’s on a line with two of the most productive players in the NHL!

We bought an insurance policy on a two year contract. If Bozak was still putting up .39 ppg, we’d be filleting Burke for not getting an insurance policy last summer.

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by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

one of these days I’m going to go full “VRN for Gustavsson” on you guys in defence of Bozak

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

it’s not for the faint of heart.

Move along. Nothing to see here...

by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 2, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Reimer update:

Now at 2.84 GAA, .903 SV%.

.934 ESSV%.

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by FiftyMissionCap on Feb 1, 2012 11:24 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Grabbo's Agent in town

Linky to story in SUN

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 1, 2012 11:26 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

"You’ll see," Greenstin said. "I usually don’t make comments during negotiations. But I will say that Mikhail loves Toronto and the organization and would like to stay.

"Brian Burke has to do the best for the team. I have to do the best for my player. Right now, the best for my player is to stay with the Leafs."

"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."

by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 1, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

4.25 million!

I'm building a beautiful statue, to make sure that no one forgets you

by jimmyp22 on Feb 1, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This calls for some more vino!

That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.

by daoust on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

missed a quote
"He’s a professional hockey player and he’s a great player. He has family here. He would love to stay in Toronto.

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by jimmyp22 on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

that would be great news…
… as great as learning of the lombardi trade (or Lebdachristmas as we like to call it in our household)…? tough call…
fuck.

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by Vitamin_M on Feb 1, 2012 11:32 PM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING

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by sportsfan2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

cmon burkie… get it dunn

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by sportsfan2 on Feb 1, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

PUT A PINEAPPLE CLAUSE IN THERE

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

"I stuck with Ruslan Salei in Anaheim, because I thought he was what we needed to make the playoffs and make some noise. And he was great for us (when the Ducks won the Cup in 2007). There is no automatic rule that if a guy is unrestricted that I’m shipping him out."

Uhhh, Ruslan Salei was traded to Florida for Skrastins before the 06-07 season. He did put up 5 points in 16 games (22:08 ATOI) the year before (lost in conference finals to Edmonton), but…

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by Bower Power on Feb 1, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Burke can re-write history all he wants, goddammit! He’s MAGIC!

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

…
That’s amazing.

Standing ovation while sitting, if y’know what I mean.

by LeafInVancouver on Feb 1, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions  

puts my re-working of the hamlet quote for the Reimer pic to shame. Well done

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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

epic

fuckin epic. id rec but dont know how through my phone. also FUCKS.

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by Vitamin_M on Feb 1, 2012 11:35 PM EST via Android app up reply actions   1 recs

Has to be blue.

by Ando Rich on Feb 1, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

STOP ALL THE SHOTS

Also, when I wrote “Fuck Lee Stempniak” in the comments today, I really didn’t see this snowball coming. Sorry, Overlords…

I've been looking at the sky

by Back In Black on Feb 1, 2012 11:45 PM EST reply actions  

…are you implying that Lee Stempniak snowballs? ’cause his brother might get after you on twitter for something like that

Fuck Kerry Fraser
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by SlickWill on Feb 1, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re referring to the Alain Lemieux of the Stempniak family?

I've been looking at the sky

by Back In Black on Feb 1, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I was at the game tonight

Looks like I missed a fucking hell of a GDT, wow.

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by MLS on Feb 2, 2012 12:06 AM EST reply actions  

getting to go to a Leafs home game is a rare treat for me; once every four years. (I’ve seen them play in Detroit a couple of times not including preseason). I was lucky to have been present for that 2011 drubbing of Washington.

Anyway, enjoy the win! The third must have been amazing.

Next season of 24/7: "I am named Mikhail. I watch video to fold together strategy. I want outdoors to fight bravely."

by Peter de Chatham on Feb 2, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I live in the GTA, so I’m always checking Stubhub and other sites, and will sit (or stand) anywhere just to see them play. I paid $52 for standing room right at centre ice tonight, and it was great. The third period was unreal.

I’m 5-0-1 at Leafs games this year, someone start buying me tickets!

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by MLS on Feb 2, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

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