Maple Leafs Fan Cheering Guide - February 2nd
Well last night didn't go as well as hoped as it continued to draw out the battle for 3rd/9th place between Washington and Florida with the Panthers getting the 4-2 win. Hopefully tonight is a little kinder to the Buds.
Montreal Canadiens at New Jersey Devils
I can't believe it's come to this, but hold back the vitriol for one night and change your NO HABS NO chant to GO HABS GO. The Devils sit 1 point back of the Leafs with 2 games in hand and are desperately trying to make this the year they forfeit a pick for attempting cap circumvention the Playoffs. So tonight, we're hoping for a Habs win in regulation.
Winnipeg Jets at Tampa Bay Lightning
Even with the Leafs but 6 points back are the Atlanta-Winnipeg Jet-Thrashers. 4 points behind them, but with 2 games in hand are the Tampa Bay Lightning. What we're looking for here is good old parity. Let them duke it out for 3rd place in the worst conference in hockey while the Leafs make the Playoffs. Tonight, we want Lightning to strike as many times as they can against their former geographical neighbors. Tampa in regulation and it's all good.
Carolina Hurricanes at Boston Bruins
Despite one being a lock for the Playoffs and the other a lock for not the playoffs, SCS tells us that a Boston SO win will improve the Leafs playoff chances by 0.1%. Good enough for me. Go Bruins!
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The Bruins result makes sense: we’re farther from catching Boston than Carolina is from catching us. We accept Boston as a sunk cost of sorts and hope they win every game not played against us because we have no hope of catching them.
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
My hate for the Bruins overrides the 0.1% chance in playoff increase. Fuck the Bruins, Go Canes!
by holymackinaw on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Playoffs > the pain of cheering for those assholes in boston.
by Goosemonster on Feb 2, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
The best part of the photo is missing, sort of like that picture than Chemmy likes to post.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 2, 2012 3:04 PM EST reply actions
:smug:

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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
that is one calm looking lady
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions
some times it is hard to fill in the hole, but don’t worry, a calm demeanour will help you see the point
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 3:10 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
So either something sexual is cut off or it has to do with the random dude trying to hide behind her…
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/taps nose
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 3:20 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha me too! I guess I can imagine but I have a feeling it’s more absurd than I’m imagining…
by The Blue Spirit on Feb 2, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I have a very dirty imagination I bet its no where near the level I’m imagining.
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Yeah, uh, anyways. Google “calm.jpg” on your phone or something. Not your monitored work computer.
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all i’m getting are broken links and a picture of a lake.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
ah, there we go.
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by me: 1
That's sort of a relief
I had assumed it was going to involve something, I don’t know, more… unpredictable. She is very relaxed indeed; perhaps this is her natural/resting position?
by The Blue Spirit on Feb 2, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions
downward doggystyle?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Hahaha worse! I was half expecting a baby crocodile or eggbeater or dynamite or something similarly art-porn-odd.
Perhaps it’s time to never look at the interwebs again :P
by The Blue Spirit on Feb 2, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions
Chemmy used this pic before in a thread called. … Lee Stempniak Proves Dave Tippett’s A Bad Coach
I’m over it. I feel pretty relaxed about the Steen deal
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by Chemmy on Feb 24, 2011 11:37 AM PST up actions
"They build a statue, they knock it down and piss on it, and now they will be out there building it again."
by ThickSkinnedAlive on Feb 2, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions
My vote is with something large / misshapen stuffed up her Matt Cooke
by The Blue Spirit on Feb 2, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions
exactly.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 2, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions
Such poise.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 2, 2012 3:09 PM EST up reply actions
playoff races make strange allies, eh?
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by missy on Feb 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I’ll need a shower after tonight.
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 2, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions
Morning showers. Who showers at night?
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by Plea From A Cat Named Felix on Feb 2, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions
Idiots
“I sleep better.”
“Yeah, but then you wake up smelling again.”
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Sometimes I shower both night and morning. Always morning and some nights after I go to the gym or hockey or something. Or in the summer on hot nights because I hate sleeping with that sticky feeling.
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i always shower at night, i can sleep later that way
Goals scored on Stanley Cup winning goalies by Scott Gomez this past year: 0
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by elseldo on Feb 2, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Well yeah, that’s fine. I do that too. But only night showering people are fucked.
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plus a shower is a good wake up helper
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m fucking useless in the morning without a shower.
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Japanese people.
Morning subway ride to work in the summer is pretty bad.
My wife used to think it was gross that I showered in the morning but now she has pretty much converted to the morning shower too. I’m winning the culture war!
by tanoki on Feb 2, 2012 11:20 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
yeah, there’s a few teams like that.
for example, the SCHers will have to cheer for the Nucks when we play Detroit tonight and Nashville next week.
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by missy on Feb 2, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We cheer for the Leafs, and if our rivals have to win a game for our success I’m not conflicted.
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I can’t believe it’s come to this, but hold back the vitriol for one night and change your NO HABS NO chant to GO HABS GO
No such thing. ME-TE-OR! ME-TE-OR!
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by Be26 on Feb 2, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Is the logic behind the Bruins Carolina SO victory that no one gets a ROW?
by Ben Schnell on Feb 2, 2012 3:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
isn’t it just as acceptable if the Bruins win in regulation?
by Goosemonster on Feb 2, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
That’s probably it. Good thinking.
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by SkinnyFish on Feb 2, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck the Habs.
That being said, I would prefer it if the Devils lost in regulation. (I’ll ignore the other effects of that for now.)
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I hope Gomez scores tonight
and it just shatters any confidence the devils have and they go on a massive losing streak.
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But then our favourite habs website will cease to be funny :(
it's sad, but living in B.C. has caused me to hate the Canucks more than the Habs. almost.
by Kevin Costner on Feb 2, 2012 5:08 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Or it’ll just start to be funny all over again.
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by CanadianMaple09 on Feb 2, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
At least let the guy get to a full year without scoring, then we can start again.
well, that escalated quickly
$7 Mil in cap space Divided by zero goals
Is an infinite waste of money
:D
by BubbaLou on Feb 2, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
As posted on Twitter
Pop Quiz Hotshots: There are 4 forwards with no goals and more total TOI than Gomez this season. Can you name them w/o looking it up?
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Phillipe Dupuis?
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HOLY SHIT, I JUST GUESSED THAT
LOL HABS
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4 – Philippe Dupuis 0g, 315 TOI
3 – Andrei Loktionov 0g, 368 TOI
2 – Marty Reasoner 0g, 395 TOI
And your winner/loser, number 1 – Magnus Paajarvi 0g, 421 TOI
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MSP’s numbers are boggle minding, how?
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by JaredFromLondon on Feb 2, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
Wow that’s surprising. People were drooling over that kid not that long ago.
In the court of public opinion, Steve Simmons is Lionel Hutz.
One concern prior to the draft was that MPS had trouble finishing his shots. I think he’ll score goals eventually, but I just wanted to throw that out there.
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Dude’s taken like 60 shots with no goals.
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I’m really proud of our team. Remember last season when we beat Washington in SO after trailing by 3 in the third? Or when we demolished them 7-1? Washington responded by going into a shame spiral, while we manned the fuck up last night.
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by jimmyp22 on Feb 2, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We ended a Pens 8 game win streak. That will do fine
by BubbaLou on Feb 2, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you exclude all the games against good teams, our record looks even better.
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by Frag on Feb 2, 2012 5:27 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Penguins aren’t a good team because [stupid reason]
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by Chemmy on Feb 2, 2012 6:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Tampa Bay ties it up? We WANT that…if it means that they can win :)
But now we can resume with FUCK THE HABS…
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Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
fuck
so lame.
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NJ wins, Montreal gets closer to a top 5 pick, Tampa/Winnipeg go to OT and the team closest to us wins…everything went wrong. Luckily we can control our fate a bit by beating Ottawa
Is it just me, or do nights like tonight seem to being happening a lot lately?
by LeaferinOttawa on Feb 2, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions
Yup. I don’t get how Florida and NJ can win so much…or at least go to OT. On the bright side, Ottawa is collapsing..and somehow we avoided Florida/Washington going to OT last night
I’m getting pretty used to the idea of NJ making the playoffs, but one (or several) of Washington, Florida, and Ottawa should fall back. Of course, if that happens theres a decent chance of the winner of the Southeast (i.e. the 3rd seed) having a lower point total than 8th.
by LeaferinOttawa on Feb 2, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions
I feel fairly confident in the Leafs controlling their own fate here and think they’ll do what they have to to clinch the playoffs(!!!1) this year.
BUT. It’s entirely possible the Leafs miss the playoffs and end up with more points than the 3 seed. DON’T YOU DO IT, UNIVERSE.
Won’t happen unless the Jets really get it going. Can’t see us having more points then Washington and Florida and still not being in the top 8.
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Actually, it’s next to impossible unless the Islanders, Buffalo or Montreal pick it up. Right now 9th, 10th, and 11th is in the Southeast Division. Sure, third place could possibly get in while having less points than the Leafs but that means that all the other teams in 9th, 10th, and 11th will have less points than TO as well.
by gettingcozywithsarkozy on Feb 3, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions
I’m betting on Ottawa being the ones to drop out of the top 8. I also don’t think Winnipeg will make the playoffs. They’ve still got 14 road games coming up. And they got beat in 3 out of 4 home games in January anyway.
I think the top 8 will be like it is right now, but with Ottawa out and with Florida in.
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by Peter de Chatham on Feb 2, 2012 10:33 PM EST up reply actions
The flipside is I guess teams like Florida / NJ are probably thinking the same about our games.
That's "Da-ooo". Like the drink.
I’m getting really sick of these nights where everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.
If I bled any more blue, you'd think I wasn't human.
I don’t really think it’s particularly relevant to our playoffs chances, to be honest, but how the fuck did Carolina beat Boston?
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by Peter de Chatham on Feb 2, 2012 10:38 PM EST up reply actions
honestly, i’m not worried for now. we got 3 of 4 points against the Penguins, and like all the papers say, our defense has really shored up its problem areas in 2012. We’re pretty low in GAA as a team.
Saturday we play Ottawa who will be on the second half of a back to back. Now, that didn’t go so well against Montreal two weeks ago but I think the Leafs will remember that lesson well. Also, on Tuesday we play Wintlanta at home, but they’ve lost 3 of their last 4 at home.
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by Peter de Chatham on Feb 2, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions
Daniel Sedin accidently gets his stick caught in Henrik Zetterberg who doesn’t notice…Sedin throws up his arms in protest and its a Canucks PP
Blah blah Sam Gagner blah blah record blah Gretzky Coffey.
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At least it's not Lebda.
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