1-9-1 Is A Joke
Credit to Down Goes Brown for the title, he read it in a newspaper like a hundred years ago or something (I can't remember ever reading a newspaper except for the USA Today they give you at crummy hotels).
Once again the Leafs were outgoaled. So the team sucks, even though they almost beat another sucky team. That doesn't mean we suck. We're pretty cool I think. We broke the blog a few times and we're top notch at dick and fart jokes. This won't hold us back Marlies fans, no sir.
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99% of player salaries are payed out to only 1% of players. #OccupyNHL
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by MLS on Feb 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
LOL
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Leafs, its fans, and its blogs are being eaten up by the Nothing.
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:45 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Is this where I post my sad?
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
what the hell is a Raptor?
Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?
by T.Dot_Bronco on Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
:O

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by kudzupo on Feb 29, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
How cruel is the irony that it wasn’t even our shitty goaltending that put the dagger in us tonight, but an EMPTY FUCKING NET. Seriously, this is some epic Shakespearian tragicomedy here.
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
LET'S GO BLUEJAYS
LET’S GO BLUEJAYS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
LET’S GO BLUEJAYS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
LET’S GO BLUEJAYS
DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM
by torontocoltsfan on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
GO JAYS GO
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Dingers
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
how sexy are those jerseys
and with a 2nd wild card, PLAYOFSS!1 are a LOCK
by torontocoltsfan on Feb 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
those aren’t jerseys and nothing is a lock when you’re a toronto franchise
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by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
d00d
What could go wrong? a 2nd wild card has the JAYS name ENGRAVED on it. !!!!!!!!
by torontocoltsfan on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
or you know a better team like the Rays or the Red Sox or the Angels
I hope you’re joking
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by furcifer on Feb 29, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Jays Nail-ed it with those jerseys.
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yu’d have to be Riccardi’d to hate those new threads.
by torontocoltsfan on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fuck baseball
And fuck losing, too. Unless we’re shooting for Nail. I could get behind that.
by 300 Stitches on Feb 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Lets Nail down an elite prospect
by ShahofToronto on Feb 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you think we can grab Nail out of Columbus, you’re Dumba-er than I thought.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
What’s the Maatta?
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The Faksa Maatta with you?
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m pissed we lost. Frk off already.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
20 more losses should Grigorenko it for us…
by 300 Stitches on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
More dream than legitimate hope Rielly
by ShahofToronto on Feb 29, 2012 10:57 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’m all for losing until Wilson’s gone.
well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Feb 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
WOOHOO!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bZCVoMtHIZ8
99% of player salaries are payed out to only 1% of players. #OccupyNHL
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If this isn't a fire ron wilson gif party i don't know you anymore.
OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Something that makes me feel better...
..leaving really, really dark messages on the Leafs’ twitter using their #TMLTalk hashtag, which is usually reserved for the mundane garbage.
I’m done with sports until September, where I will gladly come back into the arms of my Cleveland Browns. Why is everyone laughing?
by sidehacker on Feb 29, 2012 10:47 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Makes me feel better too. Gallows humour is all I have left now.
www.twitter.com/runaroundkid
by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To respond to Ubiquitous who said Gus has been better this season:
Gustavsson October → February
.888 .906 .895 .926 .879
Emery October → February
.915 .851 .930 .904 .893
It’s close, and he’s not the reason they lost tonight, but no question he should have been at Leafs camp.
by lucc on Feb 29, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
clarification
gustavsson isn’t the reason they lost tonight
emery should have been at the leafs camp
by lucc on Feb 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is a reasonable conclusion.
OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 10:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eh, what can you do.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 10:49 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Shitty Toronto Defence. We have many.
well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Feb 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
BEST NEWS EVER
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I like Galchenyuk if the Leafs around within the 5-7 region.
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YEEEEAAAAH BOYYYY

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by Chemmy on Feb 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 13 recs
We need to go 9-1-1 in the next 11. Or just call 911
by wtf now on Feb 29, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
The sunglasses are so off. lol
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Yeah I know but it’s funny.
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by Chemmy on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those glasses are no more off than the team’s commitment to defensive coverage.
by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Rec’d so hard I sprained my finger.
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:52 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, he’s reminding us how many wins we have this month.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Don’t believe the hype!
The Roar of the Masses Could be Farts.
by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This team is more Vanilla Ice than Flavor Flav.
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by puckurgently on Feb 29, 2012 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Saw on your other thread a comment about firing Wilson. Logged off here and onto Twitter and was surprised to find Predators bloggers commenting about it:
from The Predatorial: Odds that Ron Wilson is fired after tonight’s game? I would say it’s at least at 50% right now…
from Cellblock 303: Hey @mlse…. do you need US to start the “FI-RE WIL-SON” chant tonight? Because we’re on board right now.
by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Please help us, but excuse us if we drool over Barry Trotz.
well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Can’t have him, either. We’re keeping Korn, Weber and Trotz.
by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Leaving no money left over for Suter?
by Spezzal Teams Playa on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Money is much less of an issue than it used to be. Old stereotypes die hard, though.
Lotsa sellouts, and ownership that’s willing to write checks.
by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Preds have a well run franchise and are going for broke. Might make ’em my playoff team.
Now that mine ain’t making it.
by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Come hang out at game threads. We have a fun bunch.
by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fine! We’re taking Suter then!
please… we need him so bad…
by lucc on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
We’ll just take Suter as thanks for giving us Lombardi.
by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Jack Hillen is about the only guy you’d find people willing to part with, and he had a great game last night.
by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Amazing.
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
good lord.
well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
There’s your thousand words right there.
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by GreatKingRat on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
life summed up in one picture
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by CameronSorley on Feb 29, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This is how I’ve felt for almost a decade now.
What is life without hope?
by danishmarshmallow on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
A+
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Mar 1, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
1-9-1? We’re employing the exponential trap now?
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Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
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by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Nite y’all, time to level up 1 or 2 in The Old Republic before I sleep.
Remember, we can be tied for lottery position by gametime Saturday!
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by Peter de Chatham on Feb 29, 2012 10:53 PM EST reply actions
Leafs on pace for 82 points. Worse than last years finnish. FIRE WILSON NOW !
by wtf now on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
(o)(o)

The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
dfiwsa

Dion Phaneuf: turning the tunes up since '10
by thenumber14 on Feb 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
O_o
The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
...

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
by birky on Feb 29, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 5 recs
o_o

The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
.......

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
by birky on Feb 29, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
D:

The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
urrr

The First Certified Grabbo Lover
by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:33 PM EST up reply actions 6 recs
It started on 4chan (unsurprisingly) a few years ago. Info here: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/then-who-was-phone
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It’s one of my favourite memes actually.
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The phone meme is actually one of the very first Internet memes to really gain popularity… Okay I should stop knowing so much about this stuff now.
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by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions
What is the over/under on how many wins the Leafs will get in the final 18 games, and where can I bet the under?
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by HockeyAnalysis on Feb 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
They will either win zero of their remaining games, or just enough to string us along and give us hope and then miss the playoffs by a point.
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions
More likely they will keep losing until we lose all hope of playoffs and focus our hope on getting a high draft pick (getting awfully close to that time) at which point they will start winning to ensure that we get neither a playoff spot nor a high draft pick.
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by HockeyAnalysis on Feb 29, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions
Yeah, that would probably be the most sadistic. Which means it’ll happen.
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions
Can it please be fire Ron Wilson gif party time?
by Philaster on Feb 29, 2012 10:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Go nuts man. Let it all out.
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I think we’re pretty much blaming everything on RW until he gets fired
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Komisarek with a bad giveaway? Fire Wilson!
Gustavsson allowing a bad goal? Fire Wilson!
Greece going bankrupt? Fire Wilson!
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Wilson has always had a flawed economic policy
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
This team sure has gone bankrupt since the beginning of February.
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by Frag on Feb 29, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
found this, but i'm guessing someone here made it.

by LuvthePreds on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM EST reply actions 24 recs
Ahahahahahaha
www.twitter.com/runaroundkid
by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
ohhhhh myyyyyy gooddddddd.
Have my recs
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
lets go!
so good.
Move along. Nothing to see here...
by Van Ryn's Neurologist on Feb 29, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Lebda
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by furcifer on Feb 29, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Marlies with a 9 point cushion now for the division lead
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
WOOOOO PLAYOFFS
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by runaroundkid on Feb 29, 2012 11:01 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
..

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I hope YouTube comes down to film this.
by birky on Feb 29, 2012 11:00 PM EST reply actions 8 recs
Meh
I’m just glad I don’t have to worry about us getting destroyed in trades like in the JFJ era.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh Boy
Does that mean we get more impact players like Connoly, Armdick and Komi this summer
by jd90 on Feb 29, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Those are all FA signings and therefore completely irrelevant to my point.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
True enough
But my point is that Brian Burke has done a shite job putting together this shitheap of a team. And saying he’s done better than JFJ really isnt saying much at all
by jd90 on Feb 29, 2012 11:09 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Phil Kessel, Jake Gardiner, Joffrey Lupul, Tyler Bozak, Dion Phaneuf, Nazem Kadri, Joe Colborne, and now Carter Ashton. That’s a pretty solid young core. Nothing game-breaking, but the talent is (mostly) there.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
So Burke gets fired, and the Hockey Gods lead our next GM to a Stanley Cup within two years. Karma for Anaheim.
by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions
What talent? Most of those guys are already on this team as it spirals towards a lottery pick. Alotta wasted career years if you ask me.
I find it hard to believe we are worse on paper than Winnipeg, Ottawa, New Jersey and Florida. Maybe I’m delusional…but those lineups are shit, it has to be coaching/goaltending
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Or all those teams are actually better than the Leafs
by jd90 on Feb 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
they have better puck possession stats (i.e. outshoot leafs) – in part because of size or decent 2 way forward play
Or, it just might be that this team blows and for all the joking about how bad those teams are throughout the season, this team is actually worse than all of them
by jd90 on Feb 29, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish we were the worst team in the League.
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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
honestly if I had to choose between where we are now and being worst I’d choose worst. Mediocrity sucks.
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Who gives a fuck about that early start? Out of the playoffs and not in a great draft position. It’s the worst position possible.
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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
it’s better than our previous years of mediocrity without the early starts
by Leafer87 on Mar 1, 2012 12:16 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Not really. At least they didn’t get our hopes up those years
by jd90 on Mar 1, 2012 12:17 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Great start, late plunge, Bad start, late surge – doesn’t really make a difference to me. They’re both unacceptable.
My rambling tweets
Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
Yeah but you said you were “Happy” with our position. Being mediocre is nothing to be happy about.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
I totally failed on the quote you said “content”
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She’s trying to be zen like and block out all of the pain. I doubt any of us are really all that happy about this.
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by MLS on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I wish I could. I need some powerful drugs.
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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
If you want to talk about mediocrity, look at Montreal. Their point totals since 1995-1996:
90, 77, 87, 75, 83, 70, 87, 77, 93, 93, 90, 104, 93, 88, 96
I know we’ve been mediocre, but nowhere near Montreal levels.
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by MLS on Mar 1, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Honestly I would trade the years of mediocrity with the Canadiens if it meant the Leafs won in 1993. Then I’d have at least seen a Stanley Cup
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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Me neither. Can you imagine the Leafs and Blue Jays winning in the same year though? If that ever happens during my lifetime I might explode due to happiness and excitement.
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There used to be signs that were quite popular in 1993
’91 Argos
’92 Jays
’93 Leafs
At least the Jays won in 93
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the bane of my existence (other than alot) is that I missed out on that by two months.
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
My mom and dad went to game 6 of the 93 World Series despite her being 8 and a half months pregnant with me at the time. The rest is history.
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That’s awesome. I’m surprised you didn’t just pop out with all the jumping and celebrating people were doing.
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They attribute two things to me liking roller coasters and stuff nowadays: My mom going in our small boat at our cottage every now and again while pregnant, and that World Series win.
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by MLS on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I think we could see another one in the next five or so years though.
It’ll be extremely difficult but I think they’re set up for it better than they have been since 93.
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:32 AM EST up reply actions
I agree. I’m excited for what the future holds, and especially this season.
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I’m just curious as to why you’re excited for this season? I am too, just cause it’s baseball, but I don’t see us doing much of anything
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
To be perfectly honest with you I really don’t know. I just have a really good feeling about this season. I don’t know why. Maybe I’m more excited about the future and am expecting everything to happen this year, who knows.
Either way, even if we don’t make the playoffs, I’m still excited for baseball in general.
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I know you asked MLS but I’m excited
a) to see Brett Lawrie play a full season
b) to see if Brendan Morrow can return to form (I think he can)
c) to watch Ricky Romero dominate
d) about the improved bullpen
e) that there may be a chance for the Jays to play meaningful baseball in September.
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the new wild card definitely helps. I just don’t see it coming together this year.
You never know what can happen, though, and that’s what makes this time of year so awesome.
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions
I laughed when I heard about that today, because I was under the impression that the 2 wild card thing had already passed for this season. Instead I found out I’d been wrong for months, heh.
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they were going to bring it in the same year the Astros moved to the AL.
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Are they moving for this season? Maybe that’s why I thought it was happening.
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No next year. Scheduling will be interesting because they’ll be inter-league every day.
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Wow, yeah that will make for an interesting year then.
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Yeah I’m also excited about all of these things, although I couldn’t think of any of them due to it being almost 1 AM and the fact that I’m half asleep.
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just ftr, it’s *Brandon. Brendan plays on the Stars :P haha
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions
haha I knew that. Guess that’s what happens when you discuss baseball on a hockey blog.
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haha man now I want to talk baseball at one am.
but I should sleep, good night everyone!
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions
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haha I know I’ve seen you on there.
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Oh don’t worry about that, she knows more about baseball than is probably healthy for someone her age :P
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um
they’ve had better than 90 points in 5 of the last 7 years. We haven’t managed that since (wait for it) 2006.
2006!
This team blows and deserves to be in the discussion for perennial laughingstock.
Remember that playoff game? That was 8 years ago. 8.
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on paper, we’re certainly better than those teams.
Practically, we’re better than eight other teams.
I don’t know where he/she got the “worst team in the league” from
The thing that gives me hope about this team is that a lot of our losses seem to come from us making very stupid mental mistakes that can be corrected (Schenn’s missed pass last night, Komi going for a stupid hit at the blue line, etc). Those things can be corrected. For the most part during this skid, we’ve managed to outshoot our opponents, but once we get into that 2-0 or 3-0 hole, we don’t have the experience to fight through it. That’s another thing that can be corrected in time.
They just seem nervous. They’re a young group, and they still have to learn how to deal with the pressure. I still think making the playoffs is a long shot, but I don’t agree with anyone who wants to blow up the team completely.
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yup, and we’re the same team we were a month ago. If we weren’t as good as we were when we were first, we’re certainly not as bad as we are now
I don’t know if you follow advanced stats but earlier in the season the Leafs were outperforming what the stats predicted they’d be like. Now they’re regressing to the mean.
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We essentially went from being an overachieving bubble team to an underachieving one. Things should even out, but the real question is whether or not they’ll even out in time to make the playoffs. I’m not sure they will.
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In fairness, he created decent prospect depth literally out of thin air. That is where the vast majority of his impact has been made. And it hasn’t been felt at the NHL level yet.
Burke has brought in a lot of good talent and some not so good.Wilson has failed to get the team to play up to its full capability. Wilson goes. Burke stays.
That’d be Rob Zettler
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by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions
I’m actually not depressed after this loss. It’s comedic to Burke and Wilson make total fools out of themselves. Plus we are going to end up with Galyenchuk
by Kadri_43 on Feb 29, 2012 11:02 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions
First Post EVAR!
I havent questioned Burke in his entire time with the leafs. I give him the benefit of the doubt with every move. But, the fact that Wilson is still here and will be here til the end of the season is really souring me on him. And, I am sure that is happening with other fans as well. He needs to make that chance before he loses the respect of the fanbase.
IT’S WILSON! WILSON! GOTTA BE FIRIN’ WILSON!
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not bad

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by thenumber14 on Feb 29, 2012 11:03 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Lets all remember that 1 win was in OT against the pathetic Oilers
…after we blew the two goal lead they spotted us in the first six minutes.
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oh for sure
I figure we should start the FIRE WILSON chants now just to give Burke time to let it sink in by season’s end.
by Jack rides ducks on Feb 29, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
Where’s the template for these?
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
http://memegenerator.net/Ron-WilsonLeafs-Memes
http://memegenerator.net/Ron-WilsonLeafs-Memes
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 29, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions
Here we are

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by Chemmy on Feb 29, 2012 11:10 PM EST reply actions 17 recs
Wait…so we want to end up in North Korea?
Professional cusser causer.
by T is for Truculence on Feb 29, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions
I don’t even know anymore
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A rock
Leafs
A hard place
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Actually
now that I look at the Leafs draft record…
by Jack rides ducks on Feb 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
More landmines than any other place on Earth.
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by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Better change my vacation plans
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by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
WHAT?! NO!
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by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST up reply actions
The season was done when Burke said I’m not contemplating a coaching change.
by Kadri_43 on Feb 29, 2012 11:12 PM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
Burke = 7 straight years of missing playoffs, rebuilds, still misses playoffs
Bryan Murray = 1 season removed from playoffs, rebuilds in 1 year, then makes playoffs LOL
Yup because Burke has been here for 7 years. Also Brian Burke kicked the shit out of your team when he won the Cup.
Oh wait, how many Cups? Oh, that's right.

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by MLS on Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
How many series wins against the Leafs? Oh, that's right.

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by MLS on Feb 29, 2012 11:28 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
When I went to the last Leafs/Sens game, my buddy (a Sens fan) actually went and bought one of those jerseys. Sure enough, the Sens scored that many goals.
Maybe I’ll watch that game again. It might make me feel better ;)
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that’s fine, at least we’re not sens fans.
I want to punch Damien Cocks in the face.
by Andy Kyle Beattie on Feb 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
oh, Ottawa has a team that plays 20 minutes west of the city. When they’re winning, their fans attend a few games… When they’re losing, everyone puts up their Montreal/Toronto flags.
I want to punch Damien Cocks in the face.
by Andy Kyle Beattie on Feb 29, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions
Im a Leaf fan for life. Im probably never getting away from this team. But I have to say this is really taxing. This team collapsing like this makes me really sad so in defence I’m losing interest. Im worried that I’m turning into one of those people who just dont care anymore.
Dat rebuild
You wouldn’t be posting if you didn’t care.
You just don’t care for Wilson.
by AsburyJukes75 on Feb 29, 2012 11:13 PM EST up reply actions
inevitable
It’s being numb to defeat. It happens a lot. Actually, it’s the only thing that happens. Where did all my alcohol go?
The Leafs can go ahead and suck for the rest of the season with or without Wilson. At this point it doesn’t matter. A new coach next season is a must though. A new goalie would be great too.
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by Jay! on Feb 29, 2012 11:16 PM EST via mobile reply actions
He’s walking. I hope the Leafs manage to get a better goalie on the market, but otherwise it will probably be Reimer-Scrivens
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by T is for Truculence on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 PM EST up reply actions
Goalie’s primes are later than skaters
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by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions
mc79hockey @mc79hockey
You’ll be able to offer Schneider something like $3.3MM a year and only give up a second.
https://twitter.com/#!/mc79hockey/status/175075653283102720
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until Allaire ruins him by forcing him to play his style of goaltending. GOALIES ARE ROBOTS. ALL MUST PLAY THE SAME WAY.
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by OffTheChest on Feb 29, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
Is that an actual book?
1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
nah
i’m just being an idiot because i have nothing better to do and i’m upset that we keep losing.
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by OffTheChest on Feb 29, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions
Challenge accepted.
-Ron Wilson
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by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 11:23 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I love this site
Team fucking sucks? Create our own entertainment
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
He’s ranked around 6-7. Definitely doable
by ShahofToronto on Feb 29, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions
(. Y .)

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by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 11:22 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
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Be excellent to each other, and party o..ahhhh go blow it out yer ass.
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Release the Frattin.
by OffTheChest on Feb 29, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions 7 recs
I have no idea what im looking at but I love it
by TheDeek on Feb 29, 2012 11:25 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I've fucking had it.
I can’t fucking believe Wilson still has a job with this club. Furthermore, I can’t believe that Burke simply can not see that his coach is, has been, and always will be shit AND more importantly that MSLE has allowed Burke to retain his position.
I don’t fucking care how much Burke wants to win “entertaining” hockey games. Scoring 3 or 4 goals every night is not going to win you a shit-ton of fans if your defense/goalie let in 5 or 6. FUCK THIS SHIT.
FIND A FUCKING COACH THAT CAN COACH DEFENSE AND EMPLOY HIM IMMEDIATELY.
I mean what the hell? Sure, we’re still not gonna make the playoffs but it will help our chances next year. Consider the fact that once the Leafs finally get a new coach, assuming that he doesn’t also preach Wilson’s system, It’s going to take at least 10-15 games for the Leaf players to lose all the bad… awful… Wilson habits and allow the new system to take hold. SO WHY IN THE FUCK would Burke want to waste the first 10-15 games of NEXT season doing that when he can start right now (even if it’s only with an interm coach)? TANKING IS A FUCKING HORRIBLE OPTION AND IF THAT’S BURKE’S GOAL AT THIS POINT HE SHOULD BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY.
Fans need to start chanting FI-RE BU-URKE at the ACC and disrupting games with airborne pancakes/salmon/garbage/jerseys/homemade “Fire Wilson” signs/fecal matter or anything else until either Wilson or Burke (or both) are gone.
Anyways…
I just can’t afford the time and energy it takes to follow a hockey team a garbage hockey team. A full season takes up a lot of time and I won’t be back next year. I won’t bother springing for NHL center ice or any of the other bullshit. PPP has been fun but eats up too much of my time that I could be doing other things and being productive.
It’s too bad. I love this franchise and sadly always will… it was starting to look like we had a good shot earlier this year… now I feel like sticking my head in the oven.
Good luck to the rest of you puppets. Hopefully I’ll see you all again in the playoffs many years from now.
eats up too much of my time that I could be doing other things and being productive.
Underwater basket weaving?
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by SkinnyFish on Feb 29, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You’ll be back. Like, next week.
well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Feb 29, 2012 11:26 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Fans need to start chanting FI-RE BU-URKE at the ACC and disrupting games with airborne pancakes/salmon/garbage/jerseys/homemade "Fire Wilson" signs/fecal matter or anything else until either Wilson or Burke (or both) are gone.
I like the enthusiasm, but let’s back off the batshit crazy, okay?
Good luck to the rest of you puppets. Hopefully I’ll see you all again in the playoffs many years from now.
Can’t tell if passive aggressive or not…
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just perch on the glass and take a dump, then you won’t have to wash your hands after
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by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions
leave him lone
and get the fuck out of here.and take that Senaturd stink with you.
by Jack rides ducks on Feb 29, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
If you’re going to be an enormous douche like that, I’d suggest you take your own advice.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Grow up, man.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Feb 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
You’ve quickly become my favourite Sens fan. You sweep in with gentle ribbing but are not a douche.
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There are
7 instances of the word fuck, fucked, fucking, or any other variation of fuck, in this post. Well done.
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You wanna know what’s even more un-fucking-believable?
I wrote that big fuck off post thinking the Leafs lost this game 5-3. Cause I turned it off after Hossa scored the empty-netter with 10 seconds left. I had no fucking idea that the Leafs actually scored one before the game ended.
Imagine my fury now that I find out they scored a slap-to-face-of-Leafs-fans 4 seconds later.
Our record is 1335 fucks or something
Good ol’ swearing only days
We are still undefeated on those.
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Feb 29, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions
I was just reading today about a John Brophy presser where he dropped the f-bomb 72 times.
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by GreatKingRat on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions
c_ya
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by GreatKingRat on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions
Montreal
Boston
Pittsburgh
Philly
Washington
Florida
Tampa
Ottawa
Boston
NYI
New Jersey
NYR
Carolina
Philly
Buffalo
Buffalo
Tampa
Montreal
Not out of the question to see 12 regulation losses out of those remaining games.
I don’t want to lose to the Habs. Even if we are tanking.
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Technically, we’d be beating the Habs at tanking. So there’s that.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
A 5-0 loss to Montreal would be more outrageous than a 5-0 loss to any other NHL team, extra ammunition for the Fire Wilson platform.
well, that escalated quickly
You see? That’s why Wilson is a good coach, he knows how to tank without getting fired he’s so good.
OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
Yes. Mats was there.
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by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions
Oh I remember. I shudder every time I remember but its burned into my memory
by ShahofToronto on Feb 29, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions
Boston-Pittsburgh-Philly-Washington-Florida-Tampa
If we manage to win any of those games I’ll be impressed
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by T is for Truculence on Feb 29, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I hope we lose every game here on in. I do think they’ll win just enough though to fuck themselves.
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by Adrian O on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
haha good job but title please.
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whatever, hypocrite.
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by Self Destructive Zones on Feb 29, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions
the drama of leafs losing hope for playoff
must see TV!!!
by aki berg fan club on Feb 29, 2012 11:32 PM EST reply actions
meteormeteormeteor…
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by Cam Oegema on Feb 29, 2012 11:35 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
I think this might have been my last GDT of the year. Cant dedicate my time to this team at this point in the season. Ill pop by once in a while for the chatter, but not this team.
Dat rebuild
Leino, Richards, Kovalchuk, Bryzgalov, just off the top of my head. Say what you want, Burke has not crippled this team by going crazy on July 1.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Wah wah wah. July 1st is such a crapshoot. The overwhelming majority of NHL teams do not come away significantly improved after free agency. Have some goddamn realistic expectations.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
You mean like finishing in the top 16 of the league once in Burke’s time here? Oh I’m sorry thats such an unrealistic fucking goal
The team was shit then. It’s shit with the potential to be good shit now. Cry me a fucking river.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
I wonder what the point total was at this point in the season when Burke first took over. Boy am I glad he came here with his “accelerated rebuild”. Its probably time to cut losses and move on to the next GM, with yet another crappy half assed rebuild
Its probably time to cut losses and move on to the next GM, with yet another crappy half assed rebuild
It’s like you’re proving my own point for me.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Or we could leave him in charge, and then in 8 years we can say hey remember how shitty that team was the Burke inherited? Oh ya this shitty team he’s assembled is waay better than that one
100 points for missing my point. This team is not getting better over night. When Burke came out and said he didn’t want to do a 5 year rebuild, we all called bullshit, because that team was definitely 5+ years away. And guess what? We were right. It’s like you said earlier, “Its probably time to cut losses and move on to the next GM, with yet another crappy half assed rebuild.” Switching GMs is going to do jack shit for this team. There’s no easy fix. There’s no “Make the playoffs fast!” route for what we’ve had going on in Toronto. Do you honestly think we’d be a playoff contender right now with a different GM? After those godawful 2008/2009 teams? Pass me whatever the fuck you’ve been smoking, man.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
It’s going to be fun watching all the Burke fanboys leading the Fire Burke campaign this time next year
I’m not a Burke fanboy, I’m just not irrationally looking for a scapegoat.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
so rationally?
who is to blame for this?
Unabashed fan of the surprise 2012 Stanley Cup champs
Wilson.
If you think Burke should be fired, find us a better GM, simple. Mike Milbury anyone? I hear he’s good…
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by Chi-town leafs on Mar 1, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions
I’m not a huge Burke defender but we need to see his team under a new coach. He’s made some mistakes especially with the unwillingness to do the 5 year rebuild and FAs but there aren’t really any superstar GMs waiting for the Leafs job. Chances are he’d be replaced by Nonis, who already has a lot of autonomy.
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I’m officially leading the charge for Bob Hartely for Coach 2012.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
I think most GMs would be smarter than running a goalie tandem consistig of one guy with 65 career GP and the 47th best save percentage last season and the other with all of 37GP.
I think most GMs would have a contigency plan if, shocker, these two goalies didn’t pan out.
I think most GMs would’t watch their team put up a .903 save percentage and not bring in another goalie or encourage a more defensive style of play.
I think the math backs me up and demonstrates that Leafs GF matched with league average goaltending makes the Leafs a playoff team.
Do you honestly think we’d be a playoff contender right now with a different GM?
Yes.
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by mf37 on Mar 1, 2012 12:34 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Burke has never been good with goalie analysis but I feel we’re flogging a dead horse here.
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One of the reasons I’m not upset about the Leafs skid is that it was easily predictable.
About 6 weeks ago, I bet Mirtle the Leafs odds of making the post season as of March would be 30% or lower. I thought it was a safe bet and now a certain tall Toronto Maple Leafs beat reporter has to buy me lunch.
This team can’t and won’t compete until the goaltending is fixed. Full stop.
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haha well done. How much of a problem is Allaire? Gustavsson seems to have regressed.
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As much as people rag on Allaire, I think if he gets the right goalie for his style he can do a fantastic job. Look at what he did with Giguere. And Reimer before that little Montreal prick broke him
I was talking about this with a friend earlier today; is the blocking style butterfly viable in today’s game or are shooters today simply too good for it? Players and their equipment have never been better and right now it’s the most athletic goalies who are putting up the big numbers because they can react better to shots.
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I know what you mean. A little bit of time and alot of guys seem to pick guys like Reimer apart. I could be wrong but doesn’t Lundquist play a blocking style butterfly? Seems to work well for him
Ok using maybe the best goalie in the league probably wasn’t a good example but wasn’t Giguere pretty successful this year using what I imagine is the same style he learned from Allaire? We’ve seen Giguere and he didn’t seem any more athletic than Reimer or Gus
I don’t know squat about Allaire or his methods.
I don’t think Gustavsson has regressed at all, he’s just a below average goalie.
His three year sv%:
.902
.890
.905
It’s pretty clear what Gustavsson is capable of.
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Well at least he’s an FA this year.
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If Burke thinks Reimer and Gus can be the goalies here next year he should be fired.
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for sure, but there’s a difference between making a mistake once (and not fixing it during the season ugh) and doing the same thign again
Offer sheeting Schneider might not be a bad idea, especially since the cost will only be a second round pick if we offer him something in the area of $3.3M (according to mc79hockey)
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but Burke doesn’t believe in offer sheeting.
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yeah we’re not getting anyone through offer sheets.
by leaflover4ever on Mar 1, 2012 12:43 AM EST up reply actions
I don’t get why he doesn’t like them. If we can get a better goalie at a low cost, why the hell not?
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Sorry I had to

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by MLS on Mar 1, 2012 12:50 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I’ve never understood why in certain situations they couldn’t be used almost strategically. If a team up against the cap is trying to underpay an RFA, why not make them pay the player what he would be worth as a UFA
It can be but GMs have this hesitation to piss off other GMs I guess.
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Let’s also not ignore the possibility than Vancouver trades his rights somewhere else.
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Burke relied on Cloutier in Vancouver, waived Bryzgalov in Anaheim, thought Toskala and Gus were good enough, and now Reimer and Gus. He’s made this mistake many times.
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He waived Bryz to give him a chance somewhere else. There was no chance he was cracking a roster with Giguere and Hiller.
well, that escalated quickly
I like it. Could be the cornerstone of Burke’s player-friendly GM mantra.
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Exactly. Especially considering the bounty the Sharks got that same season for Toskala.
I had no problem with him getting rid of Bryz but he should have got some assets back.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
THIS
that move honestly still makes me laugh. And like, Burke actually gets some sort of CREDIT for this.
“Oh yeah, that’s Burkie. He did the right thing and gave away a valuable asset for nothing because it was the right thing to do. Classy guy”
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Once?
Look at the goalies Burke has trusted his teams to over the years.
This isn’t a one-time occurrence, this is a multi-franchise, multi-year, repeat offence.
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I disagree. Not with the math, of course. Is it easy to rage on Burke not bringing another goalie? Yeah. Is it warranted? Definitely. Do I think giving Reimer a shot as a starter this year was a terrible idea? Not necessarily. The kid threw up league average/above league average for the second half of last season. We were definitely on the upswing from January on. Reimer look poised to carry that stretch on into this season. I will admit Burke’s talent analysis is spotty. He nailed Kessel and Gardiner on the head but fired misses for both Gus and Reimer. Has his lack of initiative to bring in a goalie been a detriment to this season? No fucking don’t. But I think one of Burke’s saving graces and simultaneous crux is he doesn’t make the impulse move. He’s the opposite of Ron Wilson in the sense that he gives things a chance to work before throwing it in the blender. That said, if Gus and Reimer are still platooning it next year, Burke needs to get his head checked.
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
The point, you missed it.
It’s not about rolling the dice on Reimer, it’s about not having a plan B. If Reimer could’t repeat (and it happens all the time with young goalies) shouldn’t there be a better plan B than Gus? The guy with the 47th best sv% in 2010-11?
Burke’s failure to have a contingency plan in place was a terminal error.
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Reimer made sense for this year.
Going with Gus, my guess, is about staying loyal to the guy he brought over from Sweden. He stands by Gus, like Burke is standing by Wilson for better or worse of the team.
I don’t want a loyal GM, I want a GM that will do whatever it takes to win.
As to your second point, Wilson and Gus are for the worse of the team.
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Morals Schmorals Loyalty Schmoyalty. Do what it takes.
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I know you guys will probably disagree but with someone like Kovalchuk going to free agency, I really couldn’t care less about Burke’s made up morals. If you have a chance to get one of the best players in the league without giving anything up off your roster, you give him whatever the hell it takes. That being said a 15 year deal would be tough to swallow, but still I could care less about his morals
I don’t want a loyal GM, I want a GM that will do whatever it takes to win.
We had a suicide hotline set up where the number was 515-Y-NO-ILYA
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And thats why I’m not too upset about them not getting him. The length was just way too much. At the same time all these fantasies about Parise and Suter should probably stop right now because someone is going to throw one of these contracts at them. Plus the Leafs blow, I’m guessing they would like to make the playoffs in the next few years
It’ll be interesting to see this new CBA and what kind of limits they place on long term deals.
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meh, not my best work, just can't get angry enough

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In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg
by theninjagreg on Feb 29, 2012 11:43 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
honest

I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg
by theninjagreg on Feb 29, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Since none of us would be crazy enough
to support another NHL team can we adopt a Swedish Elite or KHL team?
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
that’s what losing ten of eleven games does for you
by leaflover4ever on Feb 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST up reply actions
Remember when we were all concerned about three point games within our conference? Seems like so long ago now…
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Holy shit

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by theninjagreg on Feb 29, 2012 11:47 PM EST reply actions 3 recs
“So you’re telling me there’s a chance?” – Lloyd Christmas
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
This actually makes me feel sick to my stomach :(
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by runaroundkid on Mar 1, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
Fuck Glenn Healy. We’re doing Fire Wilson pics tonight. lol…
1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
Fine jerk (i refuse to fix the spelling eror)

OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 11:51 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs

OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 11:51 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
couldn’t think of anything better for the bottom text…
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions
Don't worry. I have Mr. Wilson's natural enemy right here.

1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
by LeafBoy on Feb 29, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I haven’t changed the quote in my signature in ages because every year the latter half is accurate
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Mmmmmm mmmmmm good

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Feb 29, 2012 11:56 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
I think I'm turning

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Feb 29, 2012 11:57 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Feb 29, 2012 11:58 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
sorry
hmm
I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg
by theninjagreg on Feb 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
please don’t ever do that again.
OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
OK!
SB Nation should fix that
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by theninjagreg on Mar 1, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
H-how you doin’ that? How you doin’ that?
"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
i hacked the mainframez
I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg
by theninjagreg on Mar 1, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions
i feel dirty

OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Feb 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
L. Ron Wilson?

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Feb 29, 2012 11:59 PM EST reply actions 5 recs
hahaha rec
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Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
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Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions
News

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:02 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
The one positive thing I can say about this team is I don’t really hate any of the players, It’s the first time in years. I just hate the coach. Easy fix.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
Never mind hate, but are there seriously no players you’d want off the team? Komisarek? Gustavsson? Anyone?
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by runaroundkid on Mar 1, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions
Oh sure. There are a few players I want gone based on bad contracts, bad play etc. I used to however loathe Raycroft, Toskala, Lebda, Mayers, Finger, D. Moore,
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
I’m waiting to see them under another coach. I’m not ready to judge Schenn yet until another coach shows he can’t turn him around.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
I remember Tucker fought Mayers when he played for the Avs. I cheered when Tucker won that fight.
I also cheered when Sundin scored on Toskala to win that SO…but who didn’t?
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by FiftyMissionCap on Mar 1, 2012 2:43 AM EST up reply actions
I was there. It was awesome.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
Ehrhoff broke the glass so now i'm bored

OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
by Ubiquitous on Mar 1, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Man at work

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions 2 recs

If anyone wants to make these..
http://memegenerator.net/Burke12
by Kadri_43 on Mar 1, 2012 12:06 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Ugh kill me
www.twitter.com/runaroundkid
by runaroundkid on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions
Cutting edge

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:07 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
God damn you’re on a roll.
99% of player salaries are payed out to only 1% of players. #OccupyNHL
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3 replies to yourself in a row?

"I myself am made up entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
by Blinky on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 4 recs
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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:09 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
swanson?

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I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
1-9-1 Was an inside job
I will stand beside him with an axe! @theninjagreg
by theninjagreg on Mar 1, 2012 12:12 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Me & Burkie

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:13 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Weasley?
1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
Trying again

1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
by LeafBoy on Mar 1, 2012 12:15 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
To fuck with

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:19 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:19 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Civility

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:20 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:20 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Excellent.
Certified Delusional Optimist
by TheOtherAndrew on Mar 1, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions
Long-term damage

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
changing things up

well, that escalated quickly
by aelanK on Mar 1, 2012 12:22 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 12:23 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
From the follow-up album

I shot a moose once, in upstate New York.
by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eating glue is so grade school, all the cool older kids are huffing it now
by ShahofToronto on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions
burke

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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Mistakes, we made a few

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by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Got bored, made this.

"One day, we'll be perfect." - The Tao of Stieb
by GarrettBauman on Mar 1, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions 6 recs
People need to bring the waffles back.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
ole buddy bret

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by not norm ullman on Mar 1, 2012 12:31 AM EST reply actions 5 recs
Where’s the link to the Wilson meme generator?
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
This is what I'm going for...

1/1/11: Saw the beginning of the Optimus Reim era. And it was glorious!!!1
Oh...and Phil Kessel says YAAAAAAYYYY!!!1
by LeafBoy on Mar 1, 2012 12:32 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Winner.
99% of player salaries are payed out to only 1% of players. #OccupyNHL
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oh lord i’ve created a monster.
OPERATION TANK IS A GO.
In an unprecedented move 9 teams in the Eastern Conference have decided to officially "pass" on the playoffs
I am very happy with how out of hand this has gotten
At least it's not Lebda.
by Nifty Mittens on Mar 1, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions
Nobody wants to see Wilson no more, they want me fired, I’m chopped liver.
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by SkinnyFish on Mar 1, 2012 12:44 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I feel like Frank Grimes with Ron Wilson and Brian Burke being Homer Simpson. “Just missed the playoffs again, give me a raise!!”
by scott tubbesing on Mar 1, 2012 12:39 AM EST reply actions
OT, but Brad Ross just retweeted this. haahhaha
Most Interesting Man @XXDosXXEquisXX Close
I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years party….. when you hear an arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in.
well, that escalated quickly
you called?
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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 1:01 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
That would just be a miracle.
rimshot
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by TheOtherAndrew on Mar 1, 2012 1:03 AM EST up reply actions
for my main man norm

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 1:04 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
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Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 1:05 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Show Big Pun Love
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 1:07 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
Thanks for being awesome PPP. Goodnight guys.
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pt. 1

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 1:12 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
speaking about favourite memes.
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Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing - Vince Lombardi
pt. 2

Popped a Colboner - Certified Joe Colborne Fanboy
I'm telling you I was the King of Spain (now I eat humble pie)
Now the Leafs call me up to drive the Zamboni
Twitter me this.
Welcome home Chaim Weisswasser!
by happiergilmore on Mar 1, 2012 1:15 AM EST up reply actions 3 recs
Fun with months

I once fist-pumped Shea Weber. It still hurts.
Twitter is a thing!
by Kenjamin on Mar 1, 2012 1:22 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
There's only one thing that can fuck up Burke's Master "Plan"

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by furcifer on Mar 1, 2012 1:28 AM EST reply actions 8 recs
Your question has been answered...

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by FiftyMissionCap on Mar 1, 2012 2:24 AM EST reply actions 12 recs
Hilarious, but the creepiness of that photo outweighs it. Holy mother of god.
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by TheOtherAndrew on Mar 1, 2012 2:38 AM EST up reply actions
UNLAWFUL!
Remember that season when we didn't have a disastrous soul-crushing 10-game stretch? Yeah me neither. tweet tweet @dannyd1976.
by daoust on Mar 1, 2012 8:19 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I just want to beat the Senators in the playoffs again. WHY HOCKEY GODS CAN’T YOU GRANT ME THIS ONE THING? – hyperventilating,
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