The Chatty Cathy is the lifeboat from the sinking ship that is the Leafs season. Unlike the Titanic there's room for everyone. We just ask that in an effort to keep the PTS to a minimum, we will not speak of the disaster in or safe haven

lots has gone on yesterday.

Toronto FC won something meaningful, we can be happy for them.

Jann Arden doesn't think much of Oshawa (but she atleast refrained from using the phrase 'Shwa)

The Hunger Games got a PG rating in Ontario, which keeps up the OFRB's record of more lax ratings than the MPAA

and in the past on this day:

1794 – Eli Whitney is granted a patent for the cotton gin.

1964 – A jury in Dallas, Texas, finds Jack Ruby guilty of killing Lee Harvey Oswald, assumed assassin of John F. Kennedy.

and happy birthday to:

1951 – Jerry Greenfield, American co-founder of Ben & Jerry's ice cream

So eat a pint, grab your best cotton undies, and let's try not to kill each other