Curse? What Curse? There is no Curse.

VANCOUVER, BC - JUNE 15: A Vancouver Canucks fan sits in empty seats after the Vancouver Canucks were defeated by the Boston Bruins in Game Seven of the 2011 NHL Stanley Cup Final at Rogers Arena on June 15, 2011 in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. The Boston Bruins defeated the Vancouver Canucks 4 to 0. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)

Author's Note: This is a re-post from last year because the MSM talking heads just can't seem to get things right.

Last weekend, once the Canucks had secured their first overall finish, we got more tales of the Presidents' Trophy Curse. "Only 30% of teams who win the Presidents' Trophy go on to win the Cup" they said. "It would have been better to finish second" they said. "Look what happened to Washington in years past" they said. What a bunch of unfounded bullshit I say.

Here at PPP Amalgamated Heavy Industries Kitten Ranch and Pug Manufacturing LLC, we have a set of rules for the betterment of all. My favorite rule is Rule #5: Fact Checking. So I'm going to put Rule #5 to the test when it comes to this supposed curse of the Presidents' Trophy Curse.

Follow me after the jump to learn why the "curse" is a bunch of bull.

The Presidents' Trophy has been rewarded annually to the NHL team which finishes first in the regular season, and was established in the 1985-86 season with the first winner being the Edmonton Oilers. This inaugural year was also most likely the first time the Presidents' Trophy Curse was used by lazy sports reporters as the Montreal Canadiens went on to win the Cup. Here's where Rule #5 comes into play. The trophy has been awarded 25 times and 7 of those times that team has gone on to win the cup, a 28% success rate. "PRESIDENTS' TROPHY WINNER MORE LIKELY TO LOSE CUP THAN WIN CUP! PRESIDENTS' TROPHY MUST BE CURSED BY WITCHCRAFT!" That statement, without any additional context, is obviously true but it doesn't tell the whole story. If the Presidents' Trophy Winner didn't win the Cup, then who did?

Using the powers of the internet, I composed this spreadsheet which shows the Cup winners for every season going back to 1980, the first year for a 16 team playoffs. Let's have a look shall we?

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No team finishing lower than 9th in the regular season (in the 16 team Playoff format) has ever gone on to win the Cup, and no team seeded lower than 5th in their Conference has either. In fact, the only team to do so was the New Jersey Devils in the shortened 94-95 season. In a full season, the lowest league seed was the 2009 Pittsburgh Penguins (8th), and the lowest conference seed was the 1993 Montreal Canadiens (5th). If the Playoffs are the big dance, then teams entering seeded 6th through 8th in their conference or finishing out of the league's top 9 teams are definitely the wallflowers. They get in, but they don't get to slow dance with the cute girl from math class they have a crush on.

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(The Sabres and Jets pictured at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance.)

But back to the supposed Presidents' Trophy Curse, if the odds of winning the Cup when you also win the Trophy are equal to the combined odds of the teams finishing 2nd through 4th, then there simply is no curse. History has shown, the best way to win the Cup is to finish 1st in the regular season. There is no curse, just a "misunderstanding of the numbers" by some of the dumber members of the MSM and the thoughtless sheep who follow them.

Rule #5. It exists for your protection and the protection of those around you.

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