Hello. I'm Dustin Penner's beard.
I bring you links on this, the most sexually suggestive day of the week.
Well that sucks.
Jeffler with the dl on the Marlies DL.
How exactly does the posi-trac rear end on a Plymouth work?
Temper your expectations now.
That being said....
Sleza tells us why we shall enjoy our new bearded warrior.
Poor little fella. With a combine that bad he'll never be a good player.
Birthday boy DGB looks at the Finals match up.