That's Cam Janssen's quote, word for word. Watch him say it and laugh about it. He does his good ol' boy "aw shucks" routine and even slaps the table it's so funny. Go watch the video which we were smart enough to save.

I was going to write more but I just can't bring myself to. There's no witty line or pithy put down that needs to be applied: everyone with a brain knows how sad this is.

For fans of Tomas Kaberle who remember Cam Janssen's gutless run on him, enjoy his other big quote from today:

"But you wanna be scary. You wanna put the fear of fuckin' God in people's eyes, and not just, 'Oh, I'm gonna beat you up' -- no, 'I'm gonna catch you with your fuckin' head down and hurt you because you're not gonna know I'm comin'" - Cam Janssen

Thanks to @TML_Crystal for capping the .gif for us.